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Boris Johnson warned about bears on the streets of Moscow

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The Russian Embassy in Great Britain reacted to the words of Labor's Chris Bryant, who warned Boris Johnson, who was on a visit to Moscow to meet with Sergey Lavrov, about the dangers of a visit to the Russian capital. A parliamentary statement was published Friday in The Times.


According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil the dream and the tricks that can provoke a sex scandal.

Boris Johnson warned about bears on the streets of Moscow


Russian diplomats responded to the Twitter policy of the diplomatic mission.

First of all, beware of bears on Moscow streets (Why did Bryant miss this point?)
- the staff of the embassy is ironic.

Chris Bryant heads the Russian-British relations committee in parliament. He wrote an open letter to Boris Johnson, where he told about suspicious things that allegedly happened to him during his visit to Moscow and Nizhny Novgorod in 2010.

In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered
- declared Bryant in parliament on Wednesday. -
I was informed that this is a standard procedure that prevents the British ministers from sleeping


The politician also advised to be especially vigilant about food and drinks. According to him, it is impossible "to overturn each glass of vodka and participate in competitions in drinking alcohol with their opponents."

The technician should be left at home so that it would not be intercepted by the FSB.
- he stressed.

The parliamentarian is convinced that in Russia it is better not to go alone in the elevator and not make new acquaintances, because there is a risk of falling into the "sexual trap of Kremlin agents".

If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.
- summed up Bryant.
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  1. solzh
    solzh 15 December 2017 18: 00
    25
    If you pick your nose

    A good way to recruit a person. Has Bryant been recruited by the FSB through photos of him picking his nose? laughing otherwise how can he know about this recruitment method?
    1. Andrey K
      Andrey K 15 December 2017 18: 05
      19
      ... and tricks that could provoke a sex scandal ...

      Chris Bryant has a very flattering opinion about Boris Johnson ... wassat
      This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of small Britain laughing
      ... you can’t "knock over every glass of vodka and participate in alcohol drinking competitions with your opponents" ...

      You won’t drink the experience, Chris Bryant lived, Chris Bryant knows ... laughing
      1. Lexus
        Lexus 15 December 2017 18: 21
        +5
        This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of shallow Britain laughing

        Also, rear-wheel drive ...
        1. hrych
          hrych 15 December 2017 18: 28
          26
          Quote: lexus
          Also, rear-wheel drive ...

          Boris, he’s a man, rather, even a little tramp, though, who will analyze them there laughing
          In Moscow, he is unlikely to meet a bear, but a small horned one, quite ...
          1. Monos
            Monos 15 December 2017 18: 39
            17
            If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.

            Nothing to fear from Borka. You cannot recruit him from this. Poking around in the nose in public and even in the priest is normal for him. smile
            1. bouncyhunter
              bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 18: 45
              +6
              Hello, Victor! hi drinks Boriska, after all, is malacholny - he will believe and come in knightly armor. Here we bake it like a crab in shell. bully
              1. Iaaa
                Iaaa 15 December 2017 18: 53
                +7
                Quote: bouncyhunter
                will believe and will come in knightly armor.

                Better in the chastity belt so as not to provoke a sexual scandal. Russian women they are. lol Suddenly, Boryuk was raped, or a bear would be signed on this matter ..... laughing
                Pasha, be healthy brother! drinks soldier
                1. bouncyhunter
                  bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 18: 58
                  +3
                  Kostya, hi! soldier drinks Yes, even let him put the tank on himself - they are Russians like that - and they will open the tank with a can opener, and there - wai, Barysk! wassat laughing
                  1. Comrade Schucher
                    Comrade Schucher 15 December 2017 19: 07
                    +8
                    I sincerely regret Seryozha Lavrov, because this is with the same: - garbage, freaks, bullshit and other selections, not entirely sane, but publicly recognizable lyceum, he has to communicate ...
                    Personally, for me, the brain would have jammed, and, as an option, from the right to the jaw.
                    But Seryozha is a public person - he really wants to do this, but his status does not allow it.
                    And I wouldn’t have thought - in turnips ... and move on to another topic.

                    ps I should never be president ...
                    1. Iaaa
                      Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 19
                      +6
                      Quote: Comrade SCHUKHER
                      ps I should never be president ...

                      And even in the Foreign Ministry not to work, alas ..... (sorry) ..... lol
                  2. Iaaa
                    Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 08
                    +6
                    Quote: bouncyhunter
                    Yes, even let the tank put on himself

                    Whereas the great is bad .... Pavlensky’s reaper. Turn around a thorn. Exactly ... no one will molest or recruit .. fool
                    1. Pereira
                      Pereira 15 December 2017 20: 35
                      +3
                      People are ready to do anything, just to not work.
                2. svd-xnumx
                  svd-xnumx 15 December 2017 21: 02
                  +7
                  The bear has already left for a date
                3. Amurets
                  Amurets 16 December 2017 01: 22
                  0
                  Quote: Iaaa
                  Better in the chastity belt so as not to provoke a sexual scandal.

                  Better in lead underpants, with 1st generation submarines. There was such a bike among the submariners that they saved from everything: radiation, harassment of women, rape by polar bears, and there were many more ways of using it for other purposes. These are the cowards that Boris Johnson needs. Protection from everything.
              2. Monos
                Monos 15 December 2017 19: 14
                10
                laughing Hello Pasha! hi And Max, didn’t you say hello to you? laughing
                Quote: bouncyhunter
                Boriska, after all, is malacholny - he will believe and come in knightly armor.

                It will become from him.
                1. bouncyhunter
                  bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 19: 32
                  +3
                  Quote: Monos
                  And Max, didn’t you say hello to you?

                  But what about it, but hi through another person - it's like lunch on TV. wink
                  I would take Johnson with me to the bathhouse - to kindle! repeat
                  1. Iaaa
                    Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 38
                    +4
                    Pasha !, bears, a bathhouse, vodka, girls ..... Fu how finely ..... It is necessary to cut ..., to cut ....
                    British General Staff fears that Russia may leave NATO without the Internet
                    15.12.2017 - 17: 10
                    | Russian spring
                    Russia could pose a serious threat to Britain and other NATO countries if it cuts submarine cables, which are crucial for international trade and the smooth operation of the Internet.

                    This was stated by the chief of the General Staff of Great Britain, Stuart Peach, writes The Guardian.

                    1. bouncyhunter
                      bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 19: 42
                      +2
                      I read these cries of Marshal Peach, let him jump out of the window, but he’ll climb higher - for sure. soldier
                      1. Iaaa
                        Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 46
                        +4
                        Big Ben to help him ....
                  2. Pirogov
                    Pirogov 15 December 2017 20: 33
                    +2
                    Quote: bouncyhunter
                    I would take Johnson with me to the bathhouse - to kindle!

                    In vain spoil the bath stink.)
                    1. bouncyhunter
                      bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 20: 50
                      +2
                      Andrei hi The furnace is separate from the steam room and the washing compartment - just in case. bully
                      1. Pirogov
                        Pirogov 15 December 2017 21: 43
                        +1
                        Quote: bouncyhunter
                        Andrey hi Firebox separate from the steam room and the washing compartment - just for this case. bully

                        You have a gorgeous bath at my cottage, everything is in a heap, cheaply and angrily.
              3. Lexus
                Lexus 15 December 2017 19: 35
                +4
                Here we bake it like a crab in shell. bully

                No, let his colleague and namesake Borya Moiseyev “roast” him and remove “greaves” ... laughing
                1. bouncyhunter
                  bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 19: 44
                  +3
                  Do you have any of the relatives in the Inquisition did not serve? It’s painful to offer a sophisticated method for torture. good
                  1. Lexus
                    Lexus 15 December 2017 20: 10
                    +2
                    No, everyone worked diligently ... But, I believe that good people don’t stick to this evil spirits ... If only to kick ... If only it suddenly did not get pleasure from it bully
                    1. bouncyhunter
                      bouncyhunter 15 December 2017 20: 12
                      +2
                      In Geyrop, you can’t guess right away what anyone likes: they are civilization, and we are savages and barbarians. wink
                      1. Lexus
                        Lexus 15 December 2017 21: 37
                        +2
                        Therefore, he proposed the candidacy of Moses. Let him, naturally, after the briefing, and deal with it, as the same "professionalAnal". Maybe something "sucks" for the motherland lol
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            2. Sergey53
              Sergey53 15 December 2017 18: 48
              +1
              The more they tell him what should not be done, the more likely that he will do all of the above. Psychology.
              Quote: Monos
              If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.

              Nothing to fear from Borka. You cannot recruit him from this. Poking around in the nose in public and even in the priest is normal for him. smile
      2. Andy
        Andy 15 December 2017 19: 06
        +1
        Quote: Andrey K
        Chris Bryant has a very flattering opinion about Boris Johnson ... This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of small Britain

        The Lord is with you, Andrei ... what a lady ?? here either penkin or fighting Moses. how can a gentleman resist here ...
      3. Lelek
        Lelek 15 December 2017 20: 48
        0
        Quote: Andrey K
        with this unkempt representative of shallow Britain


        hi , wanted to say with this redhead bzdunishka from the island?
      4. Kent0001
        Kent0001 16 December 2017 13: 38
        +1
        Well, yes, the same thought arose. This is how much the chick needs to drink to stock up on IT? laughing
    2. Hunter
      Hunter 15 December 2017 18: 05
      +6
      All this is already old ... They would come up with something new (well, Russian hackers, it seems normal)
      For example, "Russian genes" are spreading around the world, turning everyone into Russian .. Sounds?
    3. Teberii
      Teberii 15 December 2017 18: 07
      +4
      Comrade Boris Jones drank juice from Fakusima live, and he scares him with vodka and bears.
      1. Shura Perm
        Shura Perm 15 December 2017 18: 17
        +3
        Jutegons from mi6 ...
        1. volodya
          volodya 15 December 2017 18: 30
          +7
          Quote: Shura Perm
          Jutegons from mi6 ...

          We have bears everywhere, even on TV!
    4. Cat
      Cat 15 December 2017 18: 09
      +9
      Yeah! And it inspired a picture of how a great-shaven picking a nose harasses a bear on the phone from the Moscow Zoo, to argue for a bottle of the capital!
      Come miserable to us in the Urals! If at minus 30 you limp from the limousine to the hotel, then without a dispute we’ll pour a stopar and cut the wire near the phone!
    5. Blombirus
      Blombirus 15 December 2017 19: 44
      +3
      Leave the equipment at home so that the FSB would not listen. It is also better to leave the pants at home, so that the FSB would not give a shit about them. Well, Boris is not the first time without panties.
    6. Vasyan1971
      Vasyan1971 15 December 2017 21: 55
      +1
      Quote: solzh
      If you pick your nose

      A good way to recruit a person. Has Bryant been recruited by the FSB through photos of him picking his nose? laughing otherwise how can he know about this recruitment method?

      I'm afraid he was not picking his nose ...
  2. 210ox
    210ox 15 December 2017 18: 00
    10
    Maybe I’ll scare him! ... I’m certainly not a brown bear, but if I put on a padded jacket and earflaps for the evil Ivan, I’ll go down .. wassat
    1. Cat
      Cat 15 December 2017 18: 12
      +1
      Yeah, so he believed you! All Wanks say so at first, and then vodka, balalaika and gigan with a bear! And there, in the House of Lords, a lawsuit from a bear for ...... hmm yourself guessed? wink
      1. Iaaa
        Iaaa 15 December 2017 18: 43
        +7
        My God! And come on like Chris Bryant
        heads the parliamentary committee on Russian-British relations.
        . Out.............
        1. dr.star75
          dr.star75 15 December 2017 18: 57
          +3
          It seems that the elite of Her Majesty is degenerating .... request
          1. Iaaa
            Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 22
            +6
            Same-sex marriages have only allowed ..., but already affects.
            1. dr.star75
              dr.star75 15 December 2017 19: 42
              +2
              I agree, and there are already dark-skinned subjects completely .....
  3. pvv113
    pvv113 15 December 2017 18: 02
    +5
    In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered

    Any doctor will say that these are auditory hallucinations based on alcoholism and drug addiction
    1. NKT
      NKT 15 December 2017 18: 43
      +1
      He himself set the reminder and forgot ....
      1. pvv113
        pvv113 15 December 2017 18: 50
        +1
        It seems to be not very old, but already sclerosis.
    2. just exp
      just exp 15 December 2017 18: 53
      +5
      then he, by his lies, drove himself into a trap, admitting that Zadornov when he said that Americans were stupid was wrong, stupid not only Americans, but the whole Anglo-Saxon world.
      In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered
      - declared Bryant in parliament on Wednesday. -
      I was informed that this is a standard procedure that prevents the British ministers from sleeping

      if there the whole minister is so stupid that he can’t pick up the phone and put it next to the phone and sleep peacefully, then what about the generally less educated population of England?
  4. Wolka
    Wolka 15 December 2017 18: 04
    0
    now another wonderful miracle of the New Year, now aglitsky
  5. lis-ik
    lis-ik 15 December 2017 18: 05
    +2
    If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.
    If the British diplomats do not know about etiquette, then it makes no sense to warn, because they can also spoil the air at the table, but you can’t attach this photo to the matter.
    1. kirgiz58
      kirgiz58 15 December 2017 18: 30
      +3
      Quote: lis-ik
      because they can also spoil the air at the table, but this is not a photo you can’t attach to the case.

      We will save the screen of the spectral analyzer, not to be confused with the anal spectrolyzer. wassat laughing
  6. Simon
    Simon 15 December 2017 18: 13
    0
    According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil the dream and the tricks that can provoke a sex scandal. And I will offer him to drink a vodka bubble for a meeting, and we will have a bite with ordinary Russian potatoes! We drink and agree, both will be well drinks wassat I’m the same "Russian bear"and I like to walk the streets. Friendship of peoples is above all good
    1. Azim77
      Azim77 15 December 2017 18: 36
      0
      Therefore, the relationship is the same, since Chris Bryant heads the parliamentary committee on Russian-British relations.
  7. Observer2014
    Observer2014 15 December 2017 18: 14
    +5
    According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil a dream and tricks that can provoke sex scandal.
    Yeah. Especially with chilled chickens from the nearest hypermarket. laughingFor it is hard to imagine that it is a miracle of nature that the living has persuaded the living on sexual relations. wassat laughing
  8. tuts
    tuts 15 December 2017 18: 16
    +3
    I did not try to disconnect the phone?
    1. Herculesic
      Herculesic 15 December 2017 18: 21
      +9
      His phone even rang off lol
      1. dr.star75
        dr.star75 15 December 2017 19: 02
        0
        “He even had a disconnected telephone ring” laughing The subscriber is temporarily unavailable. This is Putin calling, sorry, wait a minute, connecting ...
    2. just exp
      just exp 15 December 2017 18: 57
      0
      it’s not about mobile, it’s about stationary that they stand in the hotel rooms. it simply picks up the phone and puts it next to it. and the problem disappears.
      but apparently in England there is such a wise population that even the minister is stupid there.
      Well, or as an option - he is lying.
      1. Herculesic
        Herculesic 15 December 2017 19: 51
        +1
        Even a turned-off, off-hooked telephone rings! wassat
  9. Antokha
    Antokha 15 December 2017 18: 17
    +1
    There is one more thing that he should be afraid of: they can cut off at night during sleep.
  10. dzvero
    dzvero 15 December 2017 18: 18
    +1
    Apparently they picking their nose (especially with two fingers) is just the traditional way of creating gyruses in the brain ... since I openly mentioned ... smile
  11. The Siberian barber
    The Siberian barber 15 December 2017 18: 18
    +1
    ... and also, we love, for breakfast, little children, English, preferably, for lunch, blood, for dinner, women with vodka, and bury the dead, right on the street)
    Cossacks with fangs, they will not wait until they are ordered to attack poor Europe, to feast on the humane ((
    Once upon a time, the Enlightened tabloids were already full of headlines (
    And then, a Russian soldier, gave the last shred of bread to give to the hungry children who wrote these horror stories (and he himself was malnourished ((
  12. rruvim
    rruvim 15 December 2017 18: 18
    0
    Not Chris Bryant wrote on Twitter, but Russian hackers! drinks
  13. Herculesic
    Herculesic 15 December 2017 18: 18
    +2
    You need to live then in a safe, or on the roof - the truth, in the latter case, there is a chance that she suddenly goes wassat .
    1. Iaaa
      Iaaa 15 December 2017 19: 00
      +4
      Quote: Herkulesich
      You need to live then in a safe, or on the roof

      The roof of the teddy bear is busy. Only safe.
  14. polpot
    polpot 15 December 2017 18: 19
    0
    Degeneration on the face after the great Pitt and Churchill this clown
  15. san4es
    san4es 15 December 2017 18: 19
    +2
    According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers,

    ... More Gopniks angry
    ... Let the mobile phone hide bully

    PS !!!!!!!!!!
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    1. dr.star75
      dr.star75 15 December 2017 19: 04
      0
      Calls the relatives, shows a test tube with scratches. You can not start. hi
  16. Herculesic
    Herculesic 15 December 2017 18: 20
    +3
    And I’ll give advice to Johnson - let him try picking a bear’s nose wassat
  17. Zubr
    Zubr 15 December 2017 18: 20
    +4
    The parliamentarian is convinced that in Russia it is better not to go alone in the elevator and not make new acquaintances, because there is a risk of falling into the "sexual trap of Kremlin agents".


    There he is, what a handsome red-haired man, he’ll look at the girls for parts ... laughing
  18. ul_vitalii
    ul_vitalii 15 December 2017 18: 26
    +7
    Face control at the airport may not pass.
  19. assa67
    assa67 15 December 2017 18: 30
    +4
    Quote: Kotischa
    Yeah! And it inspired a picture of how a great-shaven picking a nose harasses a bear on the phone from the Moscow Zoo, to argue over a bottle of the capital

    apparently such a picture is imprinted in a walnut, which replaces the brain of a brother ....
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    1. lis-ik
      lis-ik 15 December 2017 19: 00
      0
      Quote: BillGatez
      the level of degradation of fine brit is a serious competition to amers

      You know, and watching their films, I am always amazed how the former colonialists who lost the colony can so sincerely have love for the colonists. And they say that the mind can not understand Russia!
  21. oldzek
    oldzek 15 December 2017 18: 36
    +1
    nothing is forever under the moon forever the opinion of British politicians about Russia (horror stories from the time of Ivan the Terrible), although there is a possible option: this is considered to be Boryu’s idiot.
    1. LeonidL
      LeonidL 16 December 2017 01: 23
      0
      Judging by the appearance, you are not far from the truth!
  22. Moonsund
    Moonsund 15 December 2017 18: 37
    +4
    Moscow, father, son, mother.
    - Family, sit down to eat potatoes with herring "Ivasi"!
    - Let's drink vodka!
    - Dad, can I go look at Lenin, play the balalaika and wash our bear?
    - You can, just get hot, go turn off the nuclear reactor in the basement! You can drink vodka! Yes, where is your sister?
    - Cleans the AK-47.
  23. midivan
    midivan 15 December 2017 18: 38
    +8
    [/ quote] First of all, beware of bears in Moscow streets (Why did Bryant miss this point?)
    - the staff of the embassy is ironic.
    But there’s nothing funny here!
    If you pick your nose or start grimacing, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day [quote]
    But this topic is purely American yes
    1. Vanek
      Vanek 15 December 2017 19: 45
      +1
      This is amazing!!!
  24. rocket757
    rocket757 15 December 2017 18: 39
    +3
    I would have warned that if he runs out of gas, White Hall will be accused of gas terrorism!
    Or vice versa, that they hint that there is not enough gas!
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 35
      +5
      The gas issue is not on the agenda of Boris. laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 15 December 2017 23: 08
        +2
        I will not say for sure that they should be identified in the speed of the gas problem. Boris Minister, come here to teach us! meaningless, they are not Schaub's children do not understand.
        So they will bargain for something, but because we are a raw material and still a gas station, it seems that there will be bargaining for the raw materials. Why not get your hands on gas?
  25. foreman
    foreman 15 December 2017 18: 43
    +1
    Has this comb ever been used ???
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 34
      +4
      And why does he have fingers and wind. lol
  26. sergo1914
    sergo1914 15 December 2017 18: 53
    0
    It seems that I misunderstood the meaning of the word "Labor." Is this a medical term? No?
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 34
      +5
      It's time to put into practice the diagnosis.
  27. vinni-puk
    vinni-puk 15 December 2017 18: 54
    +1
    What rubbish did you pick up this unkempt ram?
    1. Cat
      Cat 15 December 2017 20: 19
      +1
      Like in a song about a bun.
      I left my grandmother (I cursed from Supnmtsi)
      I left deu shki (escaped from the pan)
      I left the Azerbaijani with a skewer
      And I'll leave Mika
  28. Disorder
    Disorder 15 December 2017 19: 02
    +2
    laughing She ..... let Boris come to Moscow. He scares all the bears.
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 33
      +4
      Quote: Trouble
      laughing She ..... let Boris come to Moscow. He scares all the bears.

      And before diarrhea.
  29. pvv113
    pvv113 15 December 2017 19: 10
    +3
    Quote: just explo
    pick up the phone and put it down

    Not every Anglo-Saxon thinks of such a non-standard solution lol
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 32
      +5
      They are so disguised. laughing
      1. pvv113
        pvv113 15 December 2017 21: 37
        +1
        They are well disguised - they cannot be seen among the smart lol
        1. Going
          Going 15 December 2017 21: 44
          +5
          But everything according to the instructions is discipline.
          1. pvv113
            pvv113 15 December 2017 21: 51
            +1
            Strict discipline is not always good. Our German discipline during the Second World War, our often used as a weakness
            1. Going
              Going 15 December 2017 22: 00
              +5
              It is, but discipline is better than a mess.
              1. pvv113
                pvv113 15 December 2017 22: 02
                +2
                It is impossible without discipline, but to bring it to the point of absurdity is not normal
  30. mac789
    mac789 15 December 2017 19: 39
    +1
    Leaky Boris is no longer possible to compromise
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  32. Yngvar
    Yngvar 15 December 2017 20: 20
    0
    What savages are they! And definitely Dumb !!!
  33. Weyland
    Weyland 15 December 2017 20: 46
    0
    According to him, you can’t "overturn every glass of vodka and participate in competitions for drinking alcohol with your opponents."

    "After the international conference, the first thing to do is to heal the liver!" (Charles Maurice Talleyrand)
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 31
      +4
      The liver is not treated, it is restored.
  34. CAT BAIYUN
    CAT BAIYUN 15 December 2017 20: 50
    +8
    I cherish the thought that in Moscow they will catch this trick and cut it in a human way. And other dangers do not threaten him.
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 21: 31
      +5
      But it seems they will wash it first.
      1. CAT BAIYUN
        CAT BAIYUN 15 December 2017 23: 06
        +5
        It is understandable ... Moreover, one does not interfere with the other.
  35. Going
    Going 15 December 2017 21: 30
    +4

    “If you pick your nose or start grimacing, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.”
    - summed up Bryant.

    And they’ll do it right. laughing
  36. Igor Bragin
    Igor Bragin 15 December 2017 21: 36
    +1
    It’s still dangerous to lick the plates.
    1. Going
      Going 15 December 2017 22: 01
      +4
      This is all normal people noticed.
  37. faterdom
    faterdom 15 December 2017 22: 23
    +3
    To Borisov Moscow is awkward.
    One of the tsarist authorities refused when he realized that there was either a successful impeachment or a successful military coup.
    The other one was walking right near the Kremlin - it turned out to be a deadly occupation, and not because she would later accuse him of harassment 20 years later, not at all ...
    Well, this shaggy, apparently oppressed Chechen gays will dishonor right at the GUM ...
  38. staviator
    staviator 15 December 2017 22: 27
    +4
    But Berlusconi was not shy about anyone, ate and even washed down coffee laughing
  39. Terenin
    Terenin 15 December 2017 23: 51
    +4
    The Foreign Ministry should issue us with something like this: Boris Johnson (full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel-Johnson) represents the entire British diplomatic corps in the world. Remember this when you laugh at him in Russia. Laugh respectfully!
  40. Tarasios
    Tarasios 16 December 2017 00: 29
    0
    Cool photo for the article. From the category "the case when you consider yourself the most cunning in the world";)
  41. LeonidL
    LeonidL 16 December 2017 01: 17
    0
    Think right! Great instruction! Poking in the nose is certainly not good! ... However, there are still cozy places where you can poke your finger at Bor ... The main thing in English diplomacy is not to get caught in the video.
  42. gafarovsafar
    gafarovsafar 16 December 2017 08: 27
    0
    Illegal Trump Son This Johnson
  43. PValery53
    PValery53 16 December 2017 09: 54
    0
    "Boris Johnson warned of bears in the streets of Moscow"
    “He will alert anyone with his inappropriate behavior.” He needs to fear that for his "originality" he does not "boom" in a psychiatric hospital.
  44. Geisenberg
    Geisenberg 16 December 2017 11: 06
    0
    Immediately on the border give out a shroud and white slippers.
  45. fizteh
    fizteh 16 December 2017 16: 27
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    Oh! Not about those warned! Pancake. Our LGBT people or hell knows what it's called. It’s just that everyone will end up looking at him! Where then to collect it then !!!!