Boris Johnson warned about bears on the streets of Moscow

The Russian Embassy in Great Britain reacted to the words of Labor's Chris Bryant, who warned Boris Johnson, who was on a visit to Moscow to meet with Sergey Lavrov, about the dangers of a visit to the Russian capital. A parliamentary statement was published Friday in The Times.

According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil the dream and the tricks that can provoke a sex scandal.

Russian diplomats responded to the Twitter policy of the diplomatic mission.

First of all, beware of bears on Moscow streets (Why did Bryant miss this point?)

- the staff of the embassy is ironic.

Chris Bryant heads the Russian-British relations committee in parliament. He wrote an open letter to Boris Johnson, where he told about suspicious things that allegedly happened to him during his visit to Moscow and Nizhny Novgorod in 2010.

In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered

- declared Bryant in parliament on Wednesday. -

I was informed that this is a standard procedure that prevents the British ministers from sleeping

The politician also advised to be especially vigilant about food and drinks. According to him, it is impossible "to overturn each glass of vodka and participate in competitions in drinking alcohol with their opponents."

The technician should be left at home so that it would not be intercepted by the FSB.

- he stressed.

The parliamentarian is convinced that in Russia it is better not to go alone in the elevator and not make new acquaintances, because there is a risk of falling into the "sexual trap of Kremlin agents".

If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.

- summed up Bryant.

Comments

[solzh]

If you pick your nose

A good way to recruit a person. Has Bryant been recruited by the FSB through photos of him picking his nose? otherwise how can he know about this recruitment method?

[Andrey K]

... and tricks that could provoke a sex scandal ...

Chris Bryant has a very flattering opinion about Boris Johnson ...
This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of small Britain

... you can’t "knock over every glass of vodka and participate in alcohol drinking competitions with your opponents" ...

You won’t drink the experience, Chris Bryant lived, Chris Bryant knows ...

[Lexus]

This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of shallow Britain laughing

Also, rear-wheel drive ...

[hrych]

Quote: lexus

Also, rear-wheel drive ...

Boris, he’s a man, rather, even a little tramp, though, who will analyze them there
In Moscow, he is unlikely to meet a bear, but a small horned one, quite ...

[Monos]

If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.

Nothing to fear from Borka. You cannot recruit him from this. Poking around in the nose in public and even in the priest is normal for him.

[bouncyhunter]

Hello, Victor! Boriska, after all, is malacholny - he will believe and come in knightly armor. Here we bake it like a crab in shell.

[Iaaa]

Quote: bouncyhunter

will believe and will come in knightly armor.

Better in the chastity belt so as not to provoke a sexual scandal. Russian women they are. Suddenly, Boryuk was raped, or a bear would be signed on this matter .....
Pasha, be healthy brother!

[bouncyhunter]

Kostya, hi! Yes, even let him put the tank on himself - they are Russians like that - and they will open the tank with a can opener, and there - wai, Barysk!

[Comrade Schucher]

I sincerely regret Seryozha Lavrov, because this is with the same: - garbage, freaks, bullshit and other selections, not entirely sane, but publicly recognizable lyceum, he has to communicate ...
Personally, for me, the brain would have jammed, and, as an option, from the right to the jaw.
But Seryozha is a public person - he really wants to do this, but his status does not allow it.
And I wouldn’t have thought - in turnips ... and move on to another topic.

ps I should never be president ...

[Iaaa]

Quote: Comrade SCHUKHER

ps I should never be president ...

And even in the Foreign Ministry not to work, alas ..... (sorry) .....

[Iaaa]

Quote: bouncyhunter

Yes, even let the tank put on himself

Whereas the great is bad .... Pavlensky’s reaper. Turn around a thorn. Exactly ... no one will molest or recruit ..

[Pereira]

People are ready to do anything, just to not work.

[svd-xnumx]

The bear has already left for a date

[Amurets]

Quote: Iaaa

Better in the chastity belt so as not to provoke a sexual scandal.

Better in lead underpants, with 1st generation submarines. There was such a bike among the submariners that they saved from everything: radiation, harassment of women, rape by polar bears, and there were many more ways of using it for other purposes. These are the cowards that Boris Johnson needs. Protection from everything.

[Monos]

Hello Pasha! And Max, didn’t you say hello to you?

Quote: bouncyhunter

Boriska, after all, is malacholny - he will believe and come in knightly armor.

It will become from him.

[bouncyhunter]

Quote: Monos

And Max, didn’t you say hello to you?

But what about it, but hi through another person - it's like lunch on TV.
I would take Johnson with me to the bathhouse - to kindle!

[Iaaa]

Pasha !, bears, a bathhouse, vodka, girls ..... Fu how finely ..... It is necessary to cut ..., to cut ....

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[bouncyhunter]

I read these cries of Marshal Peach, let him jump out of the window, but he’ll climb higher - for sure.

[Iaaa]

Big Ben to help him ....

[Pirogov]

Quote: bouncyhunter

I would take Johnson with me to the bathhouse - to kindle!

In vain spoil the bath stink.)

[bouncyhunter]

Andrei The furnace is separate from the steam room and the washing compartment - just in case.

[Pirogov]

Quote: bouncyhunter

Andrey hi Firebox separate from the steam room and the washing compartment - just for this case. bully

You have a gorgeous bath at my cottage, everything is in a heap, cheaply and angrily.

[Lexus]

Here we bake it like a crab in shell. bully

No, let his colleague and namesake Borya Moiseyev “roast” him and remove “greaves” ...

[bouncyhunter]

Do you have any of the relatives in the Inquisition did not serve? It’s painful to offer a sophisticated method for torture.

[Lexus]

No, everyone worked diligently ... But, I believe that good people don’t stick to this evil spirits ... If only to kick ... If only it suddenly did not get pleasure from it

[bouncyhunter]

In Geyrop, you can’t guess right away what anyone likes: they are civilization, and we are savages and barbarians.

[Lexus]

Therefore, he proposed the candidacy of Moses. Let him, naturally, after the briefing, and deal with it, as the same "professionalAnal". Maybe something "sucks" for the motherland

[Sergey53]

The more they tell him what should not be done, the more likely that he will do all of the above. Psychology.

Quote: Monos

If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.

Nothing to fear from Borka. You cannot recruit him from this. Poking around in the nose in public and even in the priest is normal for him.

[Andy]

Quote: Andrey K

Chris Bryant has a very flattering opinion about Boris Johnson ... This is how a lady needs to disrespect herself in order to “provoke a sexual scandal” with this unkempt representative of small Britain

The Lord is with you, Andrei ... what a lady ?? here either penkin or fighting Moses. how can a gentleman resist here ...

[Lelek]

Quote: Andrey K

with this unkempt representative of shallow Britain

, wanted to say with this redhead bzdunishka from the island?

[Kent0001]

Well, yes, the same thought arose. This is how much the chick needs to drink to stock up on IT?

[Hunter]

All this is already old ... They would come up with something new (well, Russian hackers, it seems normal)
For example, "Russian genes" are spreading around the world, turning everyone into Russian .. Sounds?

[Teberii]

Comrade Boris Jones drank juice from Fakusima live, and he scares him with vodka and bears.

[Shura Perm]

Jutegons from mi6 ...

[volodya]

Quote: Shura Perm

Jutegons from mi6 ...

We have bears everywhere, even on TV!

[Cat]

Yeah! And it inspired a picture of how a great-shaven picking a nose harasses a bear on the phone from the Moscow Zoo, to argue for a bottle of the capital!
Come miserable to us in the Urals! If at minus 30 you limp from the limousine to the hotel, then without a dispute we’ll pour a stopar and cut the wire near the phone!

[Blombirus]

Leave the equipment at home so that the FSB would not listen. It is also better to leave the pants at home, so that the FSB would not give a shit about them. Well, Boris is not the first time without panties.

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: solzh

If you pick your nose

A good way to recruit a person. Has Bryant been recruited by the FSB through photos of him picking his nose? otherwise how can he know about this recruitment method?

I'm afraid he was not picking his nose ...

[210ox]

Maybe I’ll scare him! ... I’m certainly not a brown bear, but if I put on a padded jacket and earflaps for the evil Ivan, I’ll go down ..

[Cat]

Yeah, so he believed you! All Wanks say so at first, and then vodka, balalaika and gigan with a bear! And there, in the House of Lords, a lawsuit from a bear for ...... hmm yourself guessed?

[Iaaa]

My God! And come on like Chris Bryant

heads the parliamentary committee on Russian-British relations.

. Out.............

[dr.star75]

It seems that the elite of Her Majesty is degenerating ....

[Iaaa]

Same-sex marriages have only allowed ..., but already affects.

[dr.star75]

I agree, and there are already dark-skinned subjects completely .....

[pvv113]

In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered

Any doctor will say that these are auditory hallucinations based on alcoholism and drug addiction

[NKT]

He himself set the reminder and forgot ....

[pvv113]

It seems to be not very old, but already sclerosis.

[just exp]

then he, by his lies, drove himself into a trap, admitting that Zadornov when he said that Americans were stupid was wrong, stupid not only Americans, but the whole Anglo-Saxon world.

In the hotel, my phone rang every hour, and when I picked up the phone, no one answered
- declared Bryant in parliament on Wednesday. -
I was informed that this is a standard procedure that prevents the British ministers from sleeping

if there the whole minister is so stupid that he can’t pick up the phone and put it next to the phone and sleep peacefully, then what about the generally less educated population of England?

[Wolka]

now another wonderful miracle of the New Year, now aglitsky

[lis-ik]

If you pick your nose or make a face, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.
If the British diplomats do not know about etiquette, then it makes no sense to warn, because they can also spoil the air at the table, but you can’t attach this photo to the matter.

[kirgiz58]

Quote: lis-ik

because they can also spoil the air at the table, but this is not a photo you can’t attach to the case.

We will save the screen of the spectral analyzer, not to be confused with the anal spectrolyzer.

[Simon]

According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil the dream and the tricks that can provoke a sex scandal. And I will offer him to drink a vodka bubble for a meeting, and we will have a bite with ordinary Russian potatoes! We drink and agree, both will be well I’m the same "Russian bear"and I like to walk the streets. Friendship of peoples is above all

[Azim77]

Therefore, the relationship is the same, since Chris Bryant heads the parliamentary committee on Russian-British relations.

[Observer2014]

According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers, attempts to spoil a dream and tricks that can provoke sex scandal.

Yeah. Especially with chilled chickens from the nearest hypermarket. For it is hard to imagine that it is a miracle of nature that the living has persuaded the living on sexual relations.

[tuts]

I did not try to disconnect the phone?

[Herculesic]

His phone even rang off

[dr.star75]

“He even had a disconnected telephone ring” The subscriber is temporarily unavailable. This is Putin calling, sorry, wait a minute, connecting ...

[just exp]

it’s not about mobile, it’s about stationary that they stand in the hotel rooms. it simply picks up the phone and puts it next to it. and the problem disappears.
but apparently in England there is such a wise population that even the minister is stupid there.
Well, or as an option - he is lying.

[Herculesic]

Even a turned-off, off-hooked telephone rings!

[Antokha]

There is one more thing that he should be afraid of: they can cut off at night during sleep.

[dzvero]

Apparently they picking their nose (especially with two fingers) is just the traditional way of creating gyruses in the brain ... since I openly mentioned ...

[The Siberian barber]

... and also, we love, for breakfast, little children, English, preferably, for lunch, blood, for dinner, women with vodka, and bury the dead, right on the street)
Cossacks with fangs, they will not wait until they are ordered to attack poor Europe, to feast on the humane ((
Once upon a time, the Enlightened tabloids were already full of headlines (
And then, a Russian soldier, gave the last shred of bread to give to the hungry children who wrote these horror stories (and he himself was malnourished ((

[rruvim]

Not Chris Bryant wrote on Twitter, but Russian hackers!

[Herculesic]

You need to live then in a safe, or on the roof - the truth, in the latter case, there is a chance that she suddenly goes ...

[Iaaa]

Quote: Herkulesich

You need to live then in a safe, or on the roof

The roof of the teddy bear is busy. Only safe.

[polpot]

Degeneration on the face after the great Pitt and Churchill this clown

[san4es]

According to Bryant, the Foreign Minister should beware of poisoned food, hackers,

... More Gopniks
... Let the mobile phone hide

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[dr.star75]

Calls the relatives, shows a test tube with scratches. You can not start.

[Herculesic]

And I’ll give advice to Johnson - let him try picking a bear’s nose

[Zubr]

The parliamentarian is convinced that in Russia it is better not to go alone in the elevator and not make new acquaintances, because there is a risk of falling into the "sexual trap of Kremlin agents".

There he is, what a handsome red-haired man, he’ll look at the girls for parts ...

[ul_vitalii]

Face control at the airport may not pass.

[assa67]

Quote: Kotischa

Yeah! And it inspired a picture of how a great-shaven picking a nose harasses a bear on the phone from the Moscow Zoo, to argue over a bottle of the capital

apparently such a picture is imprinted in a walnut, which replaces the brain of a brother ....

[lis-ik]

Quote: BillGatez

the level of degradation of fine brit is a serious competition to amers

You know, and watching their films, I am always amazed how the former colonialists who lost the colony can so sincerely have love for the colonists. And they say that the mind can not understand Russia!

[oldzek]

nothing is forever under the moon forever the opinion of British politicians about Russia (horror stories from the time of Ivan the Terrible), although there is a possible option: this is considered to be Boryu’s idiot.

[LeonidL]

Judging by the appearance, you are not far from the truth!

[Moonsund]

Moscow, father, son, mother.
- Family, sit down to eat potatoes with herring "Ivasi"!
- Let's drink vodka!
- Dad, can I go look at Lenin, play the balalaika and wash our bear?
- You can, just get hot, go turn off the nuclear reactor in the basement! You can drink vodka! Yes, where is your sister?
- Cleans the AK-47.

[midivan]

[/ quote] First of all, beware of bears in Moscow streets (Why did Bryant miss this point?)
- the staff of the embassy is ironic.

But there’s nothing funny here!

If you pick your nose or start grimacing, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day [quote]

But this topic is purely American

[Vanek]

This is amazing!!!

[rocket757]

I would have warned that if he runs out of gas, White Hall will be accused of gas terrorism!
Or vice versa, that they hint that there is not enough gas!

[Going]

The gas issue is not on the agenda of Boris.

[rocket757]

I will not say for sure that they should be identified in the speed of the gas problem. Boris Minister, come here to teach us! meaningless, they are not Schaub's children do not understand.
So they will bargain for something, but because we are a raw material and still a gas station, it seems that there will be bargaining for the raw materials. Why not get your hands on gas?

[foreman]

Has this comb ever been used ???

[Going]

And why does he have fingers and wind.

[sergo1914]

It seems that I misunderstood the meaning of the word "Labor." Is this a medical term? No?

[Going]

It's time to put into practice the diagnosis.

[vinni puk]

What rubbish did you pick up this unkempt ram?

[Cat]

Like in a song about a bun.
I left my grandmother (I cursed from Supnmtsi)
I left deu shki (escaped from the pan)
I left the Azerbaijani with a skewer
And I'll leave Mika

[Disorder]

She ..... let Boris come to Moscow. He scares all the bears.

[Going]

Quote: Trouble

She ..... let Boris come to Moscow. He scares all the bears.

And before diarrhea.

[pvv113]

Quote: just explo

pick up the phone and put it down

Not every Anglo-Saxon thinks of such a non-standard solution

[Going]

They are so disguised.

[pvv113]

They are well disguised - they cannot be seen among the smart

[Going]

But everything according to the instructions is discipline.

[pvv113]

Strict discipline is not always good. Our German discipline during the Second World War, our often used as a weakness

[Going]

It is, but discipline is better than a mess.

[pvv113]

It is impossible without discipline, but to bring it to the point of absurdity is not normal

[mac789]

Leaky Boris is no longer possible to compromise

[Yngvar]

What savages are they! And definitely Dumb !!!

[Weyland]

According to him, you can’t "overturn every glass of vodka and participate in competitions for drinking alcohol with your opponents."

"After the international conference, the first thing to do is to heal the liver!" (Charles Maurice Talleyrand)

[Going]

The liver is not treated, it is restored.

[CAT BAIYUN]

I cherish the thought that in Moscow they will catch this trick and cut it in a human way. And other dangers do not threaten him.

[Going]

But it seems they will wash it first.

[CAT BAIYUN]

It is understandable ... Moreover, one does not interfere with the other.

[Going]

“If you pick your nose or start grimacing, it will be photographed and saved for a rainy day.”
- summed up Bryant.

And they’ll do it right.

[Igor Bragin]

It’s still dangerous to lick the plates.

[Going]

This is all normal people noticed.

[faterdom]

To Borisov Moscow is awkward.
One of the tsarist authorities refused when he realized that there was either a successful impeachment or a successful military coup.
The other one was walking right near the Kremlin - it turned out to be a deadly occupation, and not because she would later accuse him of harassment 20 years later, not at all ...
Well, this shaggy, apparently oppressed Chechen gays will dishonor right at the GUM ...

[staviator]

But Berlusconi was not shy about anyone, ate and even washed down coffee

[Terenin]

The Foreign Ministry should issue us with something like this: Boris Johnson (full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel-Johnson) represents the entire British diplomatic corps in the world. Remember this when you laugh at him in Russia. Laugh respectfully!

[Tarasios]

Cool photo for the article. From the category "the case when you consider yourself the most cunning in the world";)

[LeonidL]

Think right! Great instruction! Poking in the nose is certainly not good! ... However, there are still cozy places where you can poke your finger at Bor ... The main thing in English diplomacy is not to get caught in the video.

[gafarovsafar]

Illegal Trump Son This Johnson

[PValery53]

"Boris Johnson warned of bears in the streets of Moscow"
“He will alert anyone with his inappropriate behavior.” He needs to fear that for his "originality" he does not "boom" in a psychiatric hospital.

[Geisenberg]

Immediately on the border give out a shroud and white slippers.

[fizteh]

Oh! Not about those warned! Pancake. Our LGBT people or hell knows what it's called. It’s just that everyone will end up looking at him! Where then to collect it then !!!!