Estonian Interior Minister: Russian cigarettes threaten our country

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The Estonian Ministry of the Interior, as well as other representative offices of the authorities of the former Soviet republics of the Baltic states, continues to give reason to question the adequacy. So, Estonian Interior Minister Andres Anvelt made a statement in which he spoke about the threat from Russia in the form of (attention!) Cigarettes. Estonian information portal BaltNews cites the statement of Anvelt, who spoke at a conference in Narva.

Speaking at a security conference at the Narva College of Tartu State University, the Estonian Interior Minister announced that one of the threats to security was fire, including forest fires. But the cause of the fires - "cigarettes from Russia".



Estonian Interior Minister: Russian cigarettes threaten our country


Anwelt:
One of the factors that increase the fire hazard are cigarettes from Russia. They are smuggled into the country. And here, in Narva, smuggled cigarettes often smoke, and the difference is that the cigarettes allowed for sale in the European Union go out on their own, and the smuggled cigarettes, unfortunately, do not go out. Perhaps I am speculating now, but a considerable number of deaths associated with fires caused by cigarettes is a fact.


If you sum up all the recent accusations against Russia, you get a truly “scary” picture: Moscow intrudes into the US presidential election system with the help of Pokemon and Facebook ads, the FSB is preparing to find out the secrets of British football from the England national team, Putin is almost out of pocket sends money transfers to the Taliban (* banned in the Russian Federation), American diplomats are "jammed" in Cuba, thousands of "crowds" of servicemen of the Russian army are walking around Ukraine, and now also "never-burning cigarettes for burning Estonia".

When will the reports appear that the flares on the Sun are also the work of Russians in order to disable American satellites and cause headaches among members of Congress and the administration of the US President ...
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  1. +35
    19 October 2017 07: 02
    What about vodka? You mate thanks to Russian vodka! And after mating, I want to smoke like that ...
    1. +8
      19 October 2017 07: 04
      You can’t buy the “wrong” goods from Russia. Vodka is intoxicating, cigarettes smoke, matches burn, etc. The result is fires.
      1. +6
        19 October 2017 07: 35
        Russian cigarettes become especially dangerous and aggressive after smoking Dutch cigarettes wassat
        1. +1
          19 October 2017 08: 22
          Quote: Black
          Russian cigarettes become especially dangerous and aggressive after smoking Dutch cigarettes

          According to narcologists, without Indian cannabis in Dutch cigarettes, the stupidity effect of EU politicians drops sharply and can be brought into the wrong Blue Dales and Pink Heavens.
          1. +3
            19 October 2017 08: 53
            Quote: Amurets
            they may be entered in the wrong Blue Dales and Pink Heavens.

      2. +11
        19 October 2017 08: 39
        [quoteHead of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Estonia: Russian cigarettes threaten our country [/ quote]
        Your country is threatened by its own Russophobia and schizophrenia. feel
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              1. +2
                19 October 2017 09: 26
                Quote: Jedi
                Why not joke if the mood is good and no one while not ruined?

                I highlighted the keyword. wink lol
                1. +5
                  19 October 2017 09: 30
                  Yes, you were right when you warned that there are enough "well-wishers", but there are more pleasant interlocutors.
                  1. +2
                    19 October 2017 09: 36
                    Quote: Jedi
                    more pleasant interlocutors.

                    Undoubtedly, Max! Yes
              2. +4
                19 October 2017 12: 01
                Quote: Jedi
                Why not joke if the mood is good and no one has spoiled it yet?


                Hi Maxim.
                I get into a dialogue and join about the mood:

                And as regards the subject of discussion, schizos are not measured on the southern shores of the Baltic Sea, but there are normal ones who think not by the coccyx but by the “apparatus” intended for this:
                1. +4
                  19 October 2017 13: 23
                  Quote: Lelek
                  I get into a dialogue and join about the mood:


                  Um ... The phrase confuses: "We stand with our backs to Russia, because we are so turned, unfortunately"...
                  After all, insincerity is rushing from every word ... Who turned from Russia ... When turned ... Yes, you turned your faces from us, even being part of the USSR ...
                  It is necessary for the Russian Foreign Ministry to constantly troll them on the topic that they are ours, bought by Tsar Peter ... I will not name who ...
                  The only healthy part is:"Sanctions strike at those who have accepted and support them"...
                  For a long time this, gentlemen of the Baltic states, comes ... Through the ass, legs, arms and spine ... But through the brains - no ...
                  1. +9
                    19 October 2017 13: 59
                    George, I’m inclined to think that it doesn’t reach them at all. A sensible thought, of course, visited them, "sat so little and left." They realized that the sanctions against us also hit them. Well, what followed? And then - let's extend them and add new ones. Masochism is some kind, honestly. request
                    1. +3
                      19 October 2017 19: 23
                      Quote: Svarog51
                      And then - let's extend them and add new ones. Masochism is some kind, honestly.



                      Nooo, for this another name - not invented ...
                      How to call such a mechanism, when one spoils the other as soon as possible, BUT at the same time wants the charred one to be friends with him and carry out economic interaction, bringing the harm to exist and continue to spoil ... the one who gives the opportunity to exist and spoil ...

                      Madhouse ... Megagalactic ...
                      1. +7
                        20 October 2017 05: 39
                        Nooo, for this another name - not invented ...

                        American democracy - no? belay
                  2. +3
                    19 October 2017 19: 20
                    Quote: weksha50
                    But through the brain - no.


                    The mentality, however. Inhibited nations. But he will, he will. fool
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                  1. +2
                    19 October 2017 09: 50
                    Gray, bring Max party policy in terms of drinking. And then he won something below:
                    Quote: Jedi
                    Maybe I don’t drink at all?

                    lol
                  2. +3
                    19 October 2017 13: 25
                    Quote: Svarog51
                    Pash, so how can I do that? Remote stol?


                    Using Skype, you can communicate in such a way that you will not see each other point blank ... laughing
                    Even clinking glasses, you can ring "portray" ...
                    1. +8
                      19 October 2017 14: 04
                      With Skype, you can talk like that.

                      I agree, you can. Only they avoid social networks and Skype, they don’t even want to register there. So there’s a dead end. belay
                      1. +3
                        19 October 2017 19: 26
                        Quote: Svarog51
                        Only they avoid social networks and Skype, they don’t even want to register there. So there’s a dead end.



                        Hmm ... I, too ... How many classmates and granddaughter do not ask, I do not want to communicate either on Skype or in different social networks ...
                        I apologize if I offend anyone from the members of the forum, but it seems to me that most sociopaths stick out in social networks ...
                        PS In issued !!! So it can be attributed to me with my visit to VO ... what lol
                    2. +7
                      20 October 2017 05: 57
                      George, you correctly noticed
                      most sociopaths stick out on social networks ...

                      Such at VO most often do not linger. Although there are exceptions. In social networks there is a “like”, and in epaulettes - this is a reflection of the merits of the participant by his fighting friends, and the composition of the participants says a lot. Something like that. good drinks
                2. +5
                  19 October 2017 09: 46
                  And my opinion does not interest anyone? Maybe I don’t drink at all? feel tongue
                  1. +3
                    19 October 2017 09: 48
                    Quote: Jedi
                    Maybe I don’t drink at all?

                    Goofy! Now Seryoga will quickly explain to you that he is not drinking either sick or a scoundrel. Yes
                    1. +5
                      19 October 2017 09: 57
                      Quote: bouncyhunter
                      Do not drink either sick or scoundrel.

                      And I do not belong to either one or the other. For do not mind for a good reason and in good company to miss a glass or two. bully
                      1. +8
                        19 October 2017 10: 18
                        Max, wait a bit. Shcha Pasha will go around the corner and grunt a glass. feel drinks Intelligence reported that someone would get drunk at Pashin’s property depots while he was doing a round with checking posts - we will be in time for the second. drinks
                  2. +3
                    19 October 2017 13: 31
                    Quote: Jedi
                    Maybe I don’t drink at all?


                    bully bully bully
                    1. +8
                      19 October 2017 14: 10
                      Lion welcome hi Exactly, the problems are organized. recourse All the instructions were cut, apparently they were classified, but I did not know. request If only the “dugout" would be taken to the site for this case. drinks Is it a smoke to get out of grief so that Estonians get fewer Russian cigarettes? wink
    4. +2
      19 October 2017 08: 32
      The State Department appoints to leading positions in its European closets complete go ... so that they do not ask stupid questions and do not ask questions at all, but only do as they are told from across the ocean! It was ordered that Russia be pulled into place and out of place, and these idiots are trying their best:"Gentlemen! Today I messed up ... Cursed Putin reached out!" laughing
    5. +2
      19 October 2017 09: 16
      Due to the "beauty" of European women, mating without vodka does not work
  2. 0
    19 October 2017 07: 06
    one of the security threats is fires, including forest fires. But the cause of the fires is “cigarettes from Russia”.

    Insanity was strong ...
  3. +2
    19 October 2017 07: 07
    Hmm .... what Here are psychiatrists rubbing their hands while waiting for such clients Yes
    Go, when searching cigarettes, they found portraits of Putin and a plan of forests to be burned. fool
  4. 0
    19 October 2017 07: 11
    Yes, I’m not surprised at anything in the speeches of the Baltic schizoids.
    1. +4
      19 October 2017 07: 33
      Hello, but neighing? Not a single comedian has enough imagination for such pearls. laughing
  5. +4
    19 October 2017 07: 12
    One way to save people from smoking is the high price of cigarettes. Smuggled cheaper.
    I also want to note that RUSSIAN (and not only Russian) cigarettes threaten RUSSIA too, and this is more important.
  6. +3
    19 October 2017 07: 14
    And at this time, the Russian Air Force urgently prepared for take-off a bomber, in whose bombs there were boxes of cigarettes that would be counter-dropped on the territory of the extinctions! wassat
  7. +1
    19 October 2017 07: 36
    What a wild west. I have such a feeling that they have just peeled off a palm tree! Either cigarettes, then Pakemons, then tanks through a gas pipe. What happened to them? It looks like a group insanity!
  8. +5
    19 October 2017 07: 38
    Quote: oleg-gr
    Vodka is intoxicating, cigarettes smoke, matches burn, etc. The result is fires.

    ---------------------------------
    All cigarettes in Russia are produced only by two global concerns Philipp Morris and BAT, and they go out just the same. In addition, Marlboro is imported to Russia from Germany. So I would advise addressing these concerns to this minister of the Interior. By the way, as the Minister of the Interior, he should at least study the barcodes on packs.
    1. 0
      19 October 2017 08: 44
      Quote: Altona
      All cigarettes in Russia are produced only by two global concerns Philipp Morris and BAT,

      10 years, if not in the subject, but what, is everything really so bad? Joey is good?
    2. +1
      19 October 2017 13: 41
      Quote: Altona
      All cigarettes in Russia are produced only by two global concerns Philipp Morris and BAT, and they go out just the same.


      Um ... I quit smoking 5 months ago ... Like Mark Twain - in another Chinese thousandth time ... Well, I specially took Java in a soft package ... Nothing wrong, it goes out very well ... Probably some secret technologies were sold by our tobacco producers to Philip Morris and BAT ... laughing
  9. +4
    19 October 2017 07: 40
    Do not understand yet: FOREST - CAUSE OF FIRE! Cut down forests, swamp the terrain! Then nothing will burn.
  10. +2
    19 October 2017 07: 44
    If you summarize all the latest accusations against Russia, you get a truly "scary" picture

    Empire she is - everything can bully
  11. +1
    19 October 2017 08: 10
    Laughter laughs, and self-extinguishing cigarettes is a very reasonable thing.
    Four fires in three days smoked in the Krasnoyarsk Territory

    http://gnkk.ru/news/chetyre-pozhara-za-tri-dnya-u
    stroili-kurilshchiki-v-krasnoyarskom-krae-.html? s
    phrase_id = 114787
  12. +2
    19 October 2017 08: 17
    Speaking at a security conference at the Narva College of Tartu State University, the Estonian Interior Minister announced that one of the threats to security was fire, including forest fires. But the cause of the fires - "cigarettes from Russia".

    Only today on TV "Russia-1" Dr. Shapovalenko explained that the stupidity of politicians: the immoderate consumption of TV series and soap operas. Brains are washed out so that the bleached bone of the skull remains.
  13. +4
    19 October 2017 08: 23
    And Russian gas is especially dangerous, it can catch fire! The American will never do that!
  14. +1
    19 October 2017 09: 10
    Estonian Interior Minister: Russian cigarettes threaten our country

    It says so, "The Ministry of Health warns." Moreover, about ten years, like, like. Well, Estonians, so long to read the inscription ...
  15. +2
    19 October 2017 09: 34
    Hysteria, hysteria .... The spiral spins up more and more. And it seems again all kinds of dwarf states will be the lighter of the big war ... Nobody canceled the laws of dialectics - once the quantity can turn into quality and blaze ....
  16. BAI
    0
    19 October 2017 09: 43
    Wow! And he didn’t know that we had the "Cigarette" incendiary weapon. But there is also a "Cigarette" and "Smoking pipe." And "Hookah" is probably a new model of the atomic bomb.
  17. +1
    19 October 2017 09: 44
    No, well, when the Ministry of Health warns about the dangers of smoking - this is understandable. But when the Ministry of Internal Affairs starts to warn, it seems that smoking should be tied up !!! laughing lol
  18. 0
    19 October 2017 09: 53
    eggs from the EU themselves crawl into the pan, breaking at the same time, and smuggled eggs from Russia also need to be broken - many Estonians get injuries incompatible with life
  19. 0
    19 October 2017 10: 21
    And we have. 10 meters from the entrance. I do not see the difference
  20. 0
    19 October 2017 10: 29
    Conclusion? - Stop smoking, it is harmful, especially for your brown substance.
  21. 0
    19 October 2017 12: 18
    as I understand it, they have a social competition there - who will come up with something else bad about Russia? :)
  22. +3
    19 October 2017 12: 55
    "smuggled cigarettes are often smoked here in Narva, and the difference is that cigarettes allowed for sale in the EU go out themselves, and unfortunately, the smuggled ones do not go out"...

    I have been a smoker for 48 years ... And all this time I knew and I know: OUR cigarettes go out right away if you don’t tighten in time ... But THEM cigarettes will burn, smolder to the filter ...

    "The Estonian Ministry of the Interior ..... continues to give rise to doubt the adequacy" ....

    Well, to be honest, you don’t even know how to react to this blizzard ... At first I wanted to say that it’s enough to write such a VO ... Then I thought - well, there should be some kind of slack too ...
    Only now, instead of relaxing, while reading SUCH, I am increasingly visited by a feeling of disgusted bewilderment ...
    1. +8
      19 October 2017 14: 17
      So they write all
      snowstorm
      To
      slack
      did not have. Keep in good shape.
      a sense of squeamish perplexity ...
      any, but all the same feeling. good
  23. +2
    19 October 2017 15: 01
    The devil knows what cigarettes are now being produced in the European Union, but remembering his first Kent block purchased in 1987. for 50rub. It was insulting, a little gape and expensive cigarette decayed.
    But domestic, even well-dried slightly gape - went out.
  24. +1
    19 October 2017 15: 25
    Why are they all smoking there? I also want to
  25. +2
    19 October 2017 17: 35
    And Russia is threatened by Estonian, Latvian and Lithuanian sprats, it is time to stop their import into the territory of the Russian Federation. And Riga Balm harms Russia, even if they themselves drink it in Riga, it is not needed in Russia.
  26. +1
    20 October 2017 02: 09
    What a progress !!!! Putin and Shoigu with calibers are no longer threatened! The threat is in cigarettes. Stop smoking! smoking is bad for your health!