Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

No law will not be able to return the Crimea and the Donbass under the control of the Ukrainian authorities, said Deputy Minister for Temporarily Occupied Territories and Internally Displaced Persons Georgy Tuk in an interview UNN.

To pass any laws on this matter, I consider it simply politicking. <...> When I hear statements by some of our exclusively populists that "the criminal government did nothing for Crimea," I'm sorry, we will not return either Donbass or Crimea with a single document, law, or by-law

- he said.

The Crimea will return under the control of Kiev only in one case - with the destruction of Russia as a state. According to him, there is nothing more for Ukrainians to hope for.

If I see and understand the ways of returning control to Donbass, then the ways of returning Crimea — apart from destroying Russia as a state in the existing regime — I see no other way today

- declared Tuk.

In his opinion, only increasing the combat capability of the army, the economic and financial viability of Ukraine, as well as strengthening communities will allow the return of uncontrolled territories.

Comments

[Thrall]

Tuka, launch the Wrecker Plan

Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

[Teberii]

Let them hold their pockets wider, a little more and Ukraine will have to be collected in pieces.

[NIKNN]

Quote: Teberii

Let them hold their pockets wider, a little more and Ukraine will have to be collected in pieces.

I just wanted to say the same thing beforehand.

Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

Tipuun to your tongue Tuka letter C ...

[volodya]

Quote: NIKNN

Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia
Tipuun to your tongue Tuka letter C ...

Or maybe we should go there!

[NIKNN]

Quote: volodya

Or maybe we should go there!

However, an excursion to a madhouse or other psychiatric institution, somehow I was not seduced by it, there are other laws and rules ...

[cniza]

Quote: Thrall

Tuka, launch the Wrecker Plan

Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

No, he can only start waiting.

[aws4]

Of course, it’s so good for Amers, Turks, Angles and others when the Slavs of Slovenia kill and hate ...

[Alikos]

Quote: Teberii

Let them hold their pockets wider, a little more and Ukraine will have to be collected in pieces.

Well opened Tuku ...
Puffed out something thermonuclear

[79807420129]

Quote: Thrall

Tuka, launch the Wrecker Plan
Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

A colleague, the Razvulun plan was actually launched a long time ago and even worked in 1917 and 1991, so on the one hand there is a grain of truth in the words of this revolt.

[kapitan92]

Quote: 79807420129

A colleague, the Razvulun plan was actually launched a long time ago and even worked in 1917 and 1991, so on the one hand there is a grain of truth in the words of this revolt.

In his opinion, only increasing the combat readiness of the army, the economic and financial viability of Ukraine, as well as community reinforcement will return uncontrolled territories.

I would pay attention to this. By our lack of control when crossing the border with the outskirts, we can “grow” the outskirts of the 5th column.

[Jedi]

Quote: Thrall

Tuka, launch the Wrecker Plan

This Tuku himself to drive to the service station and check for wheel alignment.

[cniza]

Max, he is already flared to the full, it remains only to count.

[Jedi]

Let him get the official piece of paper at the service station - and count!

[cniza]

So, in electronic form, everything is there, new paperless technologies ...

[tol100v]

Quote: Thrall

Tuka, launch the Wrecker Plan
Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

First: Russia will fall apart only after the collapse of the whole world, and even then the question ?! Second: The lands of Russia, temporarily transferred for temporary use at = fools, will return themselves, without any coercion!

[Dembel77]

as well as community reinforcement

I understood everything except this. Which communities need to be strengthened?

[DEPARTMENT]

If Russia falls apart (God forbid) ..Ukraines and all former ones will also not exist as nations, and even less so as states ... the United States and some "comrades" will take care of this so that the memory of Orthodox Christians will disappear forever, etc. ... There will be a mass and division of labor!

[self-propelled]

Quote: Thrall

Crimea will return to the control of Kiev in only one case - with the destruction of Russia

good luck! (and stock up on popcorn). it was possible to ruin the Russian Empire, it was possible to ruin the USSR, but destroy Russia! (for Russia is not only a state, but also the Russian people)? well, if only in a global war (but again - if Russia does not become in this war, then there will be many who will not)

[Anarchist]

Will Donbass give Russia? Or is there still no sun of the Russian Federation?

[Thrall]

Quote: Anarchist

Will Donbass give Russia?

Yeah, and a suede jacket ... two

[Smog]

Quote: Thrall

suede jacket ... two

And three tape recorders

[Smog]

And in Kuev, field kitchens were brought to the Supreme Council. Probably the collapse of Russia will wait ....,

[andrewkor]

Pah. Pah, pah on you! If, hypothetically, Russia breaks up, then Crimea will be Turkish, "I think so!"

[Thrall]

Quote: andrewkor

Pah. Pah, pah on you! If, hypothetically, Russia breaks up, then Crimea will be Turkish, "I think so!"

By that time, Israel would have consumed Turkey.

[alex-s]

And Israel will devour Mongolia

[Anarchist]

If Russia falls apart, then the last patriot, the "perimeter", will take effect! And everything will sink into oblivion ...
There will be no Israel, no USA, no China with Mongolia. One solid Ukraine ...

[LeonidL]

And China will swallow Mongolia! And China ... well, Brunei for example!

[Dezinto]

Somehow in two ways, on the one hand, he says sensible things - nothing will come back to them. And then bam after the collapse of Russia ..... who will you break up or what? Not during his lifetime for sure!
Soon they will turn into Lithuania themselves, there is no production, an outflow of the population, and only crazy zigovalschiks, and those who put tiles in the summer in Moscow ..... Hero pancake

[den3080]

They all say that, enemies of Russia.
Especially Russian liberals. For example, Ryzhkov begins to speak, a dashing masturbator "under the TV camera" who ...
The first 20-30 seconds everything seems to be smooth and even somewhere right and even! patriotic, but it is worth asking a specific question - full firewood.

[Nikolai Grek]

Quote: DEZINTO

And then bam after the collapse of Russia ..... who will you break up or what? Not during his lifetime for sure!

finally, trying to ruin Russia, many themselves fell apart .. like countries, and personalities !!!

[Berber]

In principle, if you do not be biased, he says correctly. Just need to add - "get tired" to wait for the collapse of Russia.

[Polite Moose]

After the collapse or destruction of Russia, nobody will need to fuck Ukraine. And Donbass and Crimea will then be American, Chinese, Turkish, but not Ukrainian. Yes, and Kiev in some Pshezheg will be renamed clandestine pans.
Anti-Russia was raised from Ukraine. There will be no Russia - there will be no Ukraine. Do not dream of such a thing. The horseradish remover.

[thinker]

Crimea will return to the control of Kiev in only one case ...

English: When the cancer on the mountain whistles
English: When pigs fly - When pigs fly
Bulgarian: Cuckoo Summer
Hungarian: When gypsy children rush from heaven
Danish: When the week will be two Thursdays
Italian: When Easter falls on May
Chinese: When the sun rises in the West
Latvian: When the Owl Tail Blossoms
Malay: When a raven flies belly up
German: When dogs bark their tails
Polish: When a cactus grows on my arm
Romanian: When I see my head
Ukrainian: When a louse sneezes
Finnish: When hell freezes
French: When chickens grow teeth
Croatian: On the day of St. Nicholas
Kazakh: When the tail of a camel reaches the ground

[tezey]

Poor Tuka. After all, he understands that Crimea will never return to the Ukrainian capitalists. After all, he understands that the destruction of the Russian state is tantamount to the destruction of all civilization, including his Tuku. Of course, Pan Tuki may have a suicidal tendency, but his overseas curators definitely do not. Therefore, it is easier for curators to soak Tuku than to burn in the flame of nuclear explosions. Stupid Tuka however.

[Egorovich]

Complete nonsense from ward number 6.

[Fedorov]

He definitely tasted the buzz of the USSR.

[Fedorov]

as well as community reinforcement

Which actually? Judging by the Jews in the government, the question and answer is obvious.

[Nyrobsky]

And this is a representative of the authorities ?! Damn, how is everything running there ...

[Fedorov]

You can’t even imagine how. Corruption is everywhere and everywhere. I will save no.
I want to shoot.

[anjey]

The Crimea will return under the control of Kiev only in one case - with the destruction of Russia as a state. According to him, there is nothing more for Ukrainians to hope for.

DB heads you’ve already “ruined your Ukraine”, it’s impossible to put it together, but opposing yourself with Russia is ridiculous and sad, you shouldn’t hope in the West, he will throw you, and from Russia you will get Good lyuley .... pan’s head and you’ve got a head, no matter ?

[Evgeny Strygin]

the funniest (not funniest) thing is that if the Russian Federation really gags, then Ukraine will go to zero.

[Dreiko11]

Duck has already returned, thanks !!! Or do they want to give us Donbas?

[samarin1969]

Ukraine is really preparing to fight with Russia. Not only tuka does not hide it. The creation of a modern army is underway, "allies" are being tightened, and how they drive hatred of the Russians ...
And the policy of the “RF” is of course “balanced and wise” ...

[evil partisan]

As they say in such cases: "give another Tuku here. This one has broken."

[Berkut24]

Tuka: Crimea will be returned only after the collapse of Russia

That is never. But we might think that we will regain ourselves after the collapse of Ukraine.

[APASUS]

Not a single law can bring Crimea and Donbass back under the control of the Ukrainian authorities, said Deputy Minister for Temporarily Occupied Territories and Internally Displaced Persons Georgy Tuka

It seems like the right thing says, got it?

If I see and understand the ways of returning control to the Donbass, then the ways of returning Crimea are other than the destruction of Russia as a state in the existing regime

But no, everything is sitting in a pan ...............

[Retvizan 8]

Crimea has never been Ukrainian! He will always be Russian!

[lightning]

Those. the option that we will make the country candy and they themselves will be asked back, not even considered?

[iouris]

Well, let them do (say). So will Crimea wander back and forth until it arrives in Turkey?

[petrol cutter]

But Comrade Tuka (I don’t know who it is) is looking at life correctly. I agree with his point of view.

[iouris]

If I agree, then we need to help him.

[iouris]

After the law on languages ​​in education, one can almost certainly say that Romania and Hungary will not miss the chance to join the lost territories. Yes, and torchlight processions. Togo and look will start a new "ATO" on the western border and foolishly capture Budapest.

[BMP-2]

Looking at Tuka, something tells me that Ukrainian giraffes are the longest-necked giraffes in the world: only some three years - and the obvious became clear! This is just some kind of anti-record in speed of thinking. Compared to Tuk, Estonians are just 256-core supercomputers! Guinness applauds on his knees: ce unequivocally peremoga!

[LeonidL]

He would have said it simply in Russian - He will never return!

[sgr291158]

Crimea will never return, and Russia will only prosper.

[Geisenberg]

After the collapse of Russia, stone on stone will not remain))), and the Crimea will float away into autonomous navigation))

[Galan]

The most miserable sight is the dumb old clown from politics.

[Alekseits]

Well, erysipelas ...

[Kunica]

He said softer that type never.