Mushrooms prevented the NATO exercises in Poland

The German press reports that the NATO headquarters had to decide on postponing the start of military maneuvers in Eastern Europe to a later date. Edition Der Tagesspiegel It comes out with a material explaining the reasons that prompted the command to change the schedule in a “fire” order. As the main reason are called (attention!) Mushrooms.

The publication quotes the official representative of the US military command, John Donlin:

Our Tanks The Abrams were already ready to start firing - almost immediately after unloading from the railway platforms, but a problem was discovered. At the venue of the maneuvers, many locals (Poles) collect mushrooms. They canned and dried them in order to cook later for Christmas.

An American soldier reports that even warning signs and signs have not frightened off Polish mushroom pickers, saying that military maneuvers with firing will be conducted in the area.

It is stated that several hundred American tanks, infantry fighting vehicles and other types of military equipment are concentrated at a military base in 170 km from Berlin, which are awaiting orders to move to maneuvers and new locations in the east.

John Donlin:

We decided to postpone the operation and shooting. It makes no sense to risk the lives and health of people.

Comments

[svp67]

Oh ... and they are sure that these are "mushrooms"? Maybe there is something else?

[Thrall]

And didn’t you try to bring Dalia Griby to the solution of the problem?

[210ox]

Hold me seven .. Mushrooms are now ugly!

Quote: Thrall

And didn’t you try to bring Dalia Griby to the solution of the problem?

[svp67]

Quote: 210ox

Hold me seven .. Mushrooms are now ugly!

And what else can you expect from an army whose soldiers are led by SMARTPHONES ....

[jjj]

I know "General Frost". And now, "Colonel Mushrooms" have appeared. The Poles were lucky. And in our north today with mushrooms seams

[sq]

Come to Belarus, this year there are a lot of mushrooms

[hrych]

Quote: 210ox

.Mushrooms are now ugly!

[Dead duck]

Quote: hrych

Quote: 210ox

.Mushrooms are now ugly!

"You can’t just take it ... and don’t pick mushrooms."

[vovanpain]

Quote: 210ox

Hold me seven .. Mushrooms are now ugly!

In Poland, especially such;

[Monos]

We decided to postpone the operation and shooting. It makes no sense to risk the lives and health of people.

“That's when it makes sense, then we’ll shoot,” thought John Donlin.

[Abel]

They say that Americans from pale toadstools are just bastards, prefer weed

[cniza]

She was not allowed into Poland.

[Thrall]

I repeat once again, you are preventing us from conducting military exercises!

[DMB_95]

We decided to postpone the operation and shooting. It makes no sense to risk the lives and health of people.

That's right, no need to risk NATO tankers. Polish mushroom pickers are scary people ..

[Baloo]

Quote: DMB_95

That's right, no need to risk NATO tankers. Polish mushroom pickers are scary people.

These are not Polish mushroom pickers, but a disguised Chukchi construction battalion. Horrible power! They don’t even get weapons, they sent them with baskets. But this is military secret!

[Cutter]

Quote: cniza

She was not allowed into Poland.

Greetings, Victor! Immediately after reading the title of the article, I thought it was a sinful thing that their fighters were frightened by the mushrooms "podgazetniki". Mushrooms are nothing but inedible, and if you step on, they stink strongly!

[cniza]

Good time, Alexander! , they are just an excuse to find, so as not to train.

[Aleks713]

With mushrooms and mushroom pickers from the GRU, Mrs. Mushroom will not be able to cope ...
I lost my strengths in my youth - in St. Petersburg hotels with foreign tourists.

[Vend]

Quote: svp67

Oh ... and they are sure that these are "mushrooms"? Maybe there is something else?

Under each mushroom, an employee of the Russian special services can hide.

[Zibelew]

And for the BMP mushrooms.

[salad]

And someone always bothers them all the time, ticks prevented the Baltic states last year, the bear attacked the Finns, and now mushroom pickers)))))))))))

[Pirogov]

Quote: salat

And someone always bothers them all the time, ticks prevented the Baltic states last year, the bear attacked the Finns, and now mushroom pickers)))))))))))

As they say, a bad dancer .............

[Partyzan]

As they say, a bad dancer ....

[himRa]

Quote: svp67

Oh ... and they are sure that these are "mushrooms"? Maybe there is something else?

I didn’t believe it either ... are there firing ranges for firing or were they going to mock combat exercises during exercises?
Something is wrong here! Maybe elementary are not ready or expensive for the Poles?

[Lopatov]

Quote: himRa

I also did not believe ... there are training ranges for firing

Well yes. And forever someone is hanging around these polygons. When I studied at the school, it was mushroom pickers, berry-pickers and fishermen, the last ones were passing through. When already in the army there were shepherds with their cows and rams where they should not be rummaged.

[Abel]

Laughter, laughter, but there are almost always a lot of mushrooms at the landfills, not everyone risks collecting them

[Lopatov]

Because there are many that do not risk.
In general, according to the experience of the school, getting into a cordon is a sinecure 8)))

[Alexey RA]

Quote: himRa

I didn’t believe it either ... are there firing ranges for firing or were they going to mock combat exercises during exercises?

"Mushroom pickers at the landfill“- this is a classic of any shooting. Moreover, the best mushrooms grow on the tank and BMP-directors, as well as near the targets of the gunners.
I remember the shaft of popular outrage - "Give our mushrooms !!!"- when firing began at the furniture maker in Bobochino. For the first years, the army men had to cordon around the shooting range.

[serge siberian]

And at our shooting range every time we fired when the firing took place, and even cleared the whole territory. And then it happened that the elk with a small one, and the mushroom pickers walked from the nearby n / a. Well it was in the 80s, now they say the old, the letter of the law army however.

[In100gram]

Quote: himRa

Something is wrong here!

I also thought so. In Poland, the collection of wild plants is regulated, as in the rest of Europe. For violations, fines are not small. And then suddenly the exercises are canceled

[LAWNER]

Like mushrooms! .. ... The Dutch brought with them.

[Galleon]

The headline in the editorial staff was shortened. The full version was: "Mushrooms and other hallucinogens interfered with NATO exercises in Poland "

[INVESTOR]

Mushrooms, they are ...

[himRa]

Damn ... and if the war ..... and I'm tired?

[vinc]

"I could but ... I have paws"

[salad]

[i] They canned and dried them in order to cook later for Christmas. [/ i do not understand the logic chain of this news.
We were ready but! MUSHROOMERS
In case of war, you can launch mushroom pickers and berry growers, and then you can take the continents without firing a shot

[win]

Inexperienced mushroom pickers got lost and ate all the mushrooms that came across for two days.
Now they have been found, but their testimony diverges.
Even epochs do not converge

[Trevis]

They canned and dried them in order to cook later for Christmas.

And for the New Year too

[Komsomol]

Did the Poles get confused under your feet? Didn’t you collect anything there, no?

[win]

If you get into nature with a good company and with enough vodka,
then there isn’t much difference:
catch mushrooms or collect fish

[san4es]

Mushrooms prevented the NATO exercises in Poland

[Baloo]

Quote: san4es

Mushrooms prevented the NATO exercises in Poland

Moscow has long arms ...

[cniza]

“We decided to postpone the operation and the shooting. There is no point in risking the lives and health of people.

Mushroom pickers defeated the United States.

[pvv113]

NATO textbooks do not provide for such a situation.

[cniza]

They were afraid that they would be fed with these mushrooms.

[pvv113]

Or they will try and they cannot come off

[assa67]

delirious !!! .... all over the world, people are being killed by thousands, and here they regretted the mushroom picker Pshekovsky .... they were simply frightened that the soldiers of the mushrooms would gobble up and get dirty .... or it would be buggy ....

[Bakht]

Well, nothing changes in the world ...
In September 1939 there was such an oil painting

One of the Labor leaders, Hugh Dalton, who had many close friends among the Poles, suggested setting fire to the Black Forest with incendiary bombs to deprive the Germans of the drill forest: “The smoke and children of German forests will teach Germans very sentimental to their forests that war is not always pleasant and beneficial and that it cannot be conducted exclusively on the territory of other peoples. ”
However, Sir Kingsley Wood (British Air Secretary) categorically refused, citing the fact that such actions are contrary to the Hague Convention.
On September 5, a prominent member of the Conservative Party, Leopold Emery, the former first Lord of the Admiralty, made a similar proposal. Struck by the legal illiteracy of his party member, Sir Kingsley indignantly declared: “What you, this is impossible. This is private property. You still ask me to bomb the Ruhr»

[win]

It was a very strange forest.
At first I went for mushrooms.
Then they follow me ...

[Conductor]

And then Russian bears appeared, with vodka and harmonica)))

[Baloo]

Quote: Conductor

And then Russian bears appeared, with vodka and harmonica)))

And over the forest a deltoplane was parading yourself you know with whom and flocks of storks

[himRa]

Quote: Balu

And over the forest a deltoplane was parading yourself you know with whom and flocks of storks

Not ... it was even cooler !!! something like this:

[Egorovich]

And if there were hallucinogenic mushrooms, then NATO would hardly have left. Afghanistan's poppy fields are an example.

[Conductor]

From mushrooms, probably sticks harder)) Won Gribnik alone at the UN showed a test tube with white powder

[Zubr]

I read this opus, I'm sitting laughing .. But what about pre-training, public warning, cordoning, warning signs, military police posts on the roads, operational patrol units? No, no, or didn’t think ...? Frankly, in complete shock .....

[Kerensky]

And then the lingonberry will go ....

[Speedy]

Mushrooms are generally a "conditionally edible" thing))),

[zhekazs]

Our Abrams tanks were already ready to start firing - almost immediately after unloading from railway platforms ... many locals (Poles) were picking mushrooms. They canned and dried them in order to cook later for Christmas.

NATO lies and propaganda. The Abrams were not ready to fire immediately after unloading. Since the charging machines (blacks), having heard about the mushrooms, the whole team together deserted to the Polish forests to pick mushrooms, and then worked on them for several days, digesting drugs containing mushrooms and as a result of their use were unable to fulfill their duties, disrupting the worked plan tank firing. The command had to mobilize military police forces in the Polish forests to search for the missing nodes of the Abrams tanks and a company of military doctors to carry out activities to bring them to life. But NATO does not shoot at its own. NATO High Command in Brussels was sympathetic to the situation.

[rpek32]

pro-Russian mushrooms

[Conductor]

According to legend, mushrooms are born for war! But there are mushrooms for Russia)))), and also aspen stakes and other gifts of nature))))

[Hurricane70]

Damn ghouls! Either they’ll go around the garden with the uncle, or they’ll take care of picking mushrooms .. And you’d stop by a frog with frogs, so would you interrupt the exercises because of the French-NATO members?
Zadornov and Lavrov rule !!!

[Langf]

Lord, how sweet! Such touching concern of the heroic national team of shobla for civilians, that you won’t even remember at whose whim the glades have become polygons for the zheks ...

[DEPARTMENT]

We decided to postpone the operation and shooting. It makes no sense to risk the lives and health of people.

Directly touched by such a concern for mushroom pickers Poles ... I’ll cry now .. hehe
After the collapse of the USSR, the “world gendarme” already had about 1 million civilian lives when they planted shit democracy in various countries ..

[Bamse]

Mushrooms, let me go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIvq9KmugU

[Eddie]

Mushrooms planted by Putin!

[a housewife]

Mushrooms are a terrible force !!! The mushroom picker entangled the Earth !!! It's true! And on this mycelium, mushrooms transmit information to each other. Anyhow, even from Poland to the Kremlin. Shhh! ... And also mushrooms, by isolating special enzymes, can inspire people with anything. For example - to stop the teachings, to stop ... to stop ... Do you think nonsense? But the teachings have stopped. ABOUT! And the strongest is the Polish mushroom. This is a werewolf mushroom. Other mushrooms that are inedible pretend to be good, non-toxic. And the Polish mushroom, on the contrary - pretending to be poisonous - turns blue on a scrap. In, cunning! And only the Poles are given the hands.

[Monarchist]

Did Russian hackers plant mushrooms?

[Alexdark]

Under each hat is "made in Russia". Fingerprints were also discovered, well, you know who. Coincide with those found on test tubes of the anti-doping analysis. (A source close to local mushroom pickers reported *)
Mushroom pickers * - an organization not prohibited on the territory of the Russian Federation.

[Monarchist]

Quote: Kerensky

And then the lingonberry will go ....

So all the NATO exercises cat under the tail

[Viktor77]

Alone, I thought that they were covered, and until they let go of the teachings, they didn’t begin?

[Black5Raven]

The census of "jokers" above can be considered closed

[Berkut24]

There, all EU and US members have problems with mushrooms. The Lithuanians so generally full Grybauskaite ....

[tank66]

But, after all, and the moose have grown

[rocket757]

As in the old "good" times, the Polish lords would send ukrov mushrooms to collect ... and you wouldn’t have to set targets!
After all, quite recently it was ... a century has not passed.

[San Sanych]

had to do Abrams with one caterpillar but they could not have foreseen in those days that such a “precious” “gift” as Poland would fall on their heads

[gukoyan]

It was necessary to write that the Russian mushrooms that invaded the territory of Poland prevented the shooting))