Zimbabwean scouts get lost in the Siberian forest

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The Zimbabwe team, which took the last place in the first stage of the military intelligence competition in the framework of the International Army Games in Novosibirsk, faced difficulties during the march-throw, the team members explained this by the fact that there is no such forest in their country, сообщили in the department of information and mass communications of the Ministry of Defense of Russia.

In addition to the Zimbabwe team, the competition is attended by the military from Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, China, Russia and Uzbekistan. According to the results of the first stage, which includes landing from a helicopter, a forced march and organizing an ambush with the capture of a conventional enemy, the Russians are leading.

The most difficult stage for the team is reconnaissance in the forest, as there are no such forests in Zimbabwe. Thanks to the competition, the team has a unique opportunity to gain experience in orienteering in forest areas
- Reported by the department.

Zimbabwean scouts get lost in the Siberian forest


However, noted in the Ministry of Defense, intelligence officers from Zimbabwe are not going to give up: they intend to catch up in the following stages.

According to Major Justin Zhou's senior team, the military has been preparing for a competition in their homeland for four months. He also explained that the Zimbabwe team prepared a special presentation as a surprise, which will be presented at the closing ceremony of the competition. Details scouts are kept secret.

Today in Novosibirsk, the second stage of the competition "Excellence in troop intelligence" has started in the framework of the International Army Games-2017.

Mechanics-drivers of intelligence units will demonstrate their skills and professional skills in driving infantry fighting vehicles in adverse weather conditions.

The driver will perform the test exercise "Driving an infantry fighting vehicle in difficult terrain conditions" along a route longer than 5 km. Combat vehicles must move at the highest possible speed and overcome artificial and natural obstacles: a track bridge, a passage in a mine-explosive barrier and between pillars during ascent and descent, a ford, a section of barriers and maneuvering, and an anti-tank ditch.

The second stage of the competition will be completed by loading an infantry fighting vehicle onto a railway platform and a heavy-duty semi-trailer for accuracy and time.

Teams of Armenia, Zimbabwe and Kazakhstan are competing in infantry fighting vehicles BMP-2, which are in service with the Russian army. A team from the People's Republic of China uses its military equipment.

The rest of the reconnaissance units will comply with standards for communications, military medical training, special tactical training, and radiation, chemical and biological protection.
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  1. +55
    1 August 2017 13: 08
    The forester, seeing such dark little guys in scarves, quit drinking.
    1. +22
      1 August 2017 13: 16
      ... Zimbabweans were never found, but they began to notice that the bear had been eating black feces all week wassat
      1. 0
        2 August 2017 21: 51
        The one who watched the poop bear never again poop.
    2. +26
      1 August 2017 13: 17
      Zhenya, you do not take into account the specifics of the venue. Rather, the forester decided that this is nonsense, caused by a lack of alcohol in the blood and doubled the daily allowance! lol
      1. +7
        1 August 2017 13: 25
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        Zhenya, you do not take into account the specifics of the venue. Rather, the forester decided that this is nonsense, caused by a lack of alcohol in the blood and doubled the daily allowance! lol

        That’s just the fact that you blamed the already injured Africans for the causes of alcoholism in our foresters laughing..not good
        1. +7
          1 August 2017 13: 28
          Quote: Black
          so affected africans

          Well, at least the hunting season has not yet opened, for the opening of the campfire of three hunters - two commandos, and their third commander. laughing Then the Africans would definitely suffer.
          1. jjj
            +2
            1 August 2017 15: 11
            And on the way they met a simple peasant - Susanin
        2. +2
          1 August 2017 13: 32
          I did not blame anyone for anything, I simply took into account the peculiarities of the mentality. lol
      2. +17
        1 August 2017 13: 26
        Come on you laugh. I think that ours, too, would not be very confident in the teak forests and savannahs of Zimbabwe.
        1. +9
          1 August 2017 13: 34
          Quote: Monos
          Come on you laugh

          It happens that they don’t laugh impossible laughing hi
          Zimbabwean president, 92-year-old Robert Mugabe, unveiled a monument to himself, despite the fact that the country is in the midst of an economic crisis and protests against the government are taking place.
          The author of the monument was the local artist Dominic Benhura, who worked on the monument for six months. He said that he wanted to create a sculpture as large as possible so that it would reflect the scale of the country's leader and make a “special impression”. As a result, the sculpture came out 3,8 meters high.
          President Mugabe himself at first said that the monument was donated to him free of charge, but at the opening of the monument he stated that the author of the work would be awarded with something more than “simple thanks”.
          1. +10
            1 August 2017 14: 02
            Quote: Anatol Klim
            the author of the work will be awarded with something more than “simple thanks”.


            Um ... For such a parody of the author, they can hang ... or eat ...
            1. +2
              1 August 2017 14: 06
              Quote: weksha50
              Quote: Anatol Klim
              the author of the work will be awarded with something more than “simple thanks”.

              Um ... For such a parody of the author, they can hang ... or eat ...

              Mutapu's ... opu
          2. 0
            1 August 2017 14: 17
            Statuya is similar to a plasticine figure.
            1. +2
              1 August 2017 16: 02
              Something inspired ... "there is a statue in the sunset, and instead of ...." laughing
          3. +1
            1 August 2017 16: 06
            What if Nkomo or someone from his team is next? Tady Benhur "sew on * opu in turn" as my great-grandmother said.
            The customs there are simple as a stick: now they admire the greatness of Mugabe and envy Benhur, and then the sculptor will be offered to grab a monument.
          4. +7
            1 August 2017 18: 58
            Quote: Anatol Klim
            The author of the monument was the local artist Dominic Benhura, who worked on the monument for six months

            Not otherwise, beloved student of Zurab Konstantinich Tseretelli. good
          5. +1
            2 August 2017 01: 52
            Quote: Anatole Klim

            The author of the monument was the local artist Dominic Benhura, who worked on the monument for six months. He said that he wanted to create a sculpture as large as possible so that it would reflect the scale of the country's leader and make a “special impression”.
            "author of the work" is a follower of Ostap who is Bender)). at least, the result of his work is similar to the Bendery poster ....
            "Kisa, I want to ask you, as an artist - an artist: do you know how to draw?"
        2. +4
          1 August 2017 13: 37
          Vit, so we are joking, not gloating. drinks And if it were lost in Zimbabwe, it is still unknown whether everyone would have reached the finish point. Who knows what the local hospitable cannibals will think of? belay
          1. +6
            1 August 2017 13: 40
            Quote: bouncyhunter
            Vit, so we are joking, not gloating.

            And it offends me for them. They are so funny ... laughing
            1. +11
              1 August 2017 13: 45
              I'm actually not a racist either; these chocolate-colored comrades are deeply sympathetic to me. Especially when it turned out that in terms of "drink / snack" little differ from us. good
              1. +2
                1 August 2017 17: 34
                So this, probably because they finished our VOKU ... Now in Peterhof the coals are learning how to build bridges and drive a steam locomotive ... For a long time there was no such landing ... And they also go in sea uniform, they learn to manage pies ..
                1. +3
                  1 August 2017 20: 01
                  I saw these that are in black uniform. Just the same night special forces - it's like a black cat in a dark room.
              2. +4
                1 August 2017 19: 13
                Quote: bouncyhunter
                Especially when it turned out that in terms of "drink / snack" little differ from us.

                They only have a bite to each other, but ours, we don’t eat! lol
                A good post, commentators had fun from the heart, and rightly, a laugh is also useful.
          2. +7
            1 August 2017 13: 44
            Hedgehog in the fog and then got lost ...
            1. +13
              1 August 2017 13: 56
              Quote: figvam
              Hedgehog in the fog and then got lost ...

              Not a hedgehog, but a needle xenomorph laughing drinks
          3. 0
            1 August 2017 20: 00
            Like what? Go to competitions in Siberia.
        3. Ren
          +2
          1 August 2017 13: 51
          Quote: Monos
          Come on you laugh. I think that ours, too, would not be very confident in the teak forests and savannahs of Zimbabwe.

          Well, in Shilovo it's quite difficult to get lost. bully
        4. 0
          1 August 2017 13: 58
          In, in! Let them come to us in the winter for an internship, then you will look 3-4 years later and start to take first places wink
        5. +3
          1 August 2017 15: 17
          But after the Tse Tse fly them our mosquitoes and ticks, niochem. Guys are brutal in appearance, if they get out of the woods, they will throw out the shaitan of the compass and still catch up
    3. +3
      1 August 2017 13: 19
      Nothing ... Hard to learn easily in battle
      1. +3
        1 August 2017 13: 26
        they did not get lost, but engaged in hunting and gathering ... instincts wassat
        1. +2
          1 August 2017 19: 23
          Quote: soroKING
          they did not get lost, but engaged in hunting and gathering ... instincts

          It’s okay, we wouldn’t have switched over to slash-and-burn firing agriculture in a rage, burned, not like the taiga, but the whole tundra! what
      2. +5
        1 August 2017 19: 05
        Learn, and everything will be normal.
    4. +3
      1 August 2017 13: 23
      the opposite is also possible - I began to drink more.
      Green devils are still more familiar than black ones.
    5. +2
      1 August 2017 13: 49
      So what to do? There are no dunes in the Siberian forests to navigate. laughing
    6. +4
      1 August 2017 16: 03
      We had a case near Novosibirsk, a hunter from Moscow came lol and decided to go hunting alone, so he wasn’t found! Not a boot of the trunk, where he was a mishan and a lynx, or maybe he disappeared in a swamp laughing No need to joke with Siberia hi
      1. +7
        1 August 2017 16: 07
        Quote: Siberia 9444
        a Muscovite hunter arrived and decided to go hunting alone, so he wasn’t found! Not a single boot

        “Where did it happen, where did it happen ... I don’t know,” said the old huntsman, wiping the beautiful nut of expensive Blazer. wink
        1. +1
          1 August 2017 16: 15
          And the area is called Swamp laughing it is approximately 110 km from Novosibirsk
      2. +3
        1 August 2017 21: 56
        Quote: Siberia 9444
        No need to joke with Siberia

        And no one is going to joke with Siberia. Grisha Siyatvinda is a Siberian, talented actor, Honored Artist of the Russian Federation, urgently served as a tanker, if only liberal Konstantin Arkadich would not spoil a good guy.
    7. +3
      1 August 2017 16: 36
      In fact, a good script for a light comedy film about a forester and Zimbabwean scouts. I think it would turn out a very good and sincere movie. Better than any work by Bondarchuk about the struggle of gopniks with aliens.
    8. +3
      1 August 2017 20: 16
      Quote: Vladimirets
      The forester, seeing such dark little guys in scarves, quit drinking.

      Chocolate "Alyonka" in export performance. Special issue for Africa.
  2. +2
    1 August 2017 13: 12
    handkerchiefs from grandmother mushrooms were exchanged for spears wassat
  3. +2
    1 August 2017 13: 26
    Comrades of the Zibwambians. Lesha had to ask for directions. He’s a good uncle, if he doesn’t argue. And if you please Kikimoram, then a place in the top three is provided. Personally, I believe in Leshiy - I always led him out of the forest along the shortest path
  4. +13
    1 August 2017 13: 28
    He also explained that the Zimbabwe team prepared a special performance as a surprise, which will be presented at the closing ceremony of the competition

    We know these performances laughing
    1. +3
      1 August 2017 17: 43
      well, to dance they were always not dumb aki
      1. 0
        2 August 2017 08: 33
        only Indians are comparable in skill!
  5. +2
    1 August 2017 13: 31
    Yes, you’ll go mushrooming like that, you’ll see ten years in the woods and you’ll be partisan.
  6. +2
    1 August 2017 13: 33
    The Zimbabwean team, which took the last place at the first stage of the military intelligence competition in the framework of the Army International Games in Novosibirsk, faced difficulties during the march, the team members explained this by the fact that there are no such forests in their country, the Ministry of Defense Information and Communications Department said. Of Russia.


    I recalled anecdote where the local aborigine, it seems Chukchi, talks about how the leader’s daughter first got lost, then the leader’s wife, then he got lost, how they were looking for them, and then what the whole camp did to them.

    It is necessary to teach Zimbabwean scouts. Survival skills in the Siberian taiga and the Arctic zone of Russia will be very useful to them.
  7. +4
    1 August 2017 13: 39
    I can imagine: a remote Siberian village, the old people are sitting on a blockage, and then this comes out of the forest, and begins to ask the way ... Surrealism.
    1. Alf
      +3
      1 August 2017 15: 36
      Quote: UAZ 452
      I can imagine: a remote Siberian village, the old people are sitting on a blockage, and then this comes out of the forest, and begins to ask the way ... Surrealism.

      And it will be like in a joke-What are you garnet lads, you are black-breasted.
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  8. Mwg
    0
    1 August 2017 13: 49
    Poor scouts from Zimbabwe: no baobabs, no palm trees, hedgehogs rustling through the bushes - terrible ...
  9. +2
    1 August 2017 13: 50
    Nothing, would support the guys, and not neigh smile they still have everything ahead ...


  10. +3
    1 August 2017 14: 10
    These are last year's events. Where these competitions are held and there are no forests (not the taiga zone).
  11. +1
    1 August 2017 14: 37
    Zimbabwean scouts get lost in the Siberian forest

    They are lucky that it was summer
  12. MMX
    0
    1 August 2017 14: 40
    Cruel, however.
    1. +6
      1 August 2017 15: 38
      Quote: MMX
      Cruel, however.

      ... for some fun bully
      1. Alf
        0
        1 August 2017 16: 03
        And how do they differ from these ?,
        [media = http: // https: //youtu.be/V4LEUs5a5OU]
      2. +2
        2 August 2017 04: 27
        Is it that they are spinning before each combat exit? The heads are probably spinning and ... lost.
  13. +1
    1 August 2017 14: 56
    what is interesting they exchanged a compass? wassat
    1. +2
      1 August 2017 15: 37
      Quote: 32363
      what is interesting they exchanged a compass?

      1. +8
        1 August 2017 18: 47
        "... what time is it?"
    2. 0
      1 August 2017 16: 21
      The bear does not need a nafik, only they could lose laughing
  14. Alf
    0
    1 August 2017 15: 35
    He also explained that the Zimbabwe team prepared a special performance as a surprise, which will be presented at the closing ceremony of the competition.

    Ritual dances around the campfire with spears and loincloths and eating a caught tourist.
  15. +4
    1 August 2017 15: 40
    The fact that the Zimbabweans got lost in the taiga is not scary. It’s scary that now there is no snow in the taiga. Figs would be found. But how do we go with songs!
    1. Alf
      +1
      1 August 2017 16: 01
      Class! Our cry was heard especially well. But, oh, go!
    2. +2
      1 August 2017 16: 23
      And these are soldiers, but I thought boh?
      1. 0
        1 August 2017 19: 57
        Since when does one exclude the other?
    3. AUL
      +1
      1 August 2017 19: 28
      It seems that they are obscene ditties singing!
      And if without banter, then their last place is quite expected - too unusual conditions for them. And someone should be the last on the stage.
    4. +1
      1 August 2017 19: 54
      I would stay away from such disco dancers. To avoid. But who knows what their dietary preferences ...
    5. +1
      2 August 2017 04: 24
      Where did you lose your main weapon - reed shields and bamboo spears ?????
  16. +3
    1 August 2017 15: 45
    In Zimbabwe, there is generally a good jungle. Uzbeks and Belarusians there too could get lost.
    1. +1
      2 August 2017 04: 25
      Belarusians will not get lost anywhere !!!! Checked - guys are strong!
      1. 0
        2 August 2017 12: 23
        I admit - about the Bialowieza Forest, then how I forgot! Yes
  17. +1
    1 August 2017 15: 46
    He also explained that the Zimbabwe team prepared a special performance as a surprise, which will be presented at the closing ceremony of the competition.

    A tom-tom game and Zulus fighting dances?
    1. +1
      1 August 2017 19: 55
      With the solemn eating of the losers' liver.
  18. +4
    1 August 2017 16: 07
    Quote: Anatole Klim
    Quote: Monos
    Come on you laugh

    It happens that they don’t laugh impossible laughing hi
    Zimbabwean president, 92-year-old Robert Mugabe, unveiled a monument to himself, despite the fact that the country is in the midst of an economic crisis and protests against the government are taking place.
    The author of the monument was the local artist Dominic Benhura, who worked on the monument for six months. He said that he wanted to create a sculpture as large as possible so that it would reflect the scale of the country's leader and make a “special impression”. As a result, the sculpture came out 3,8 meters high.
    President Mugabe himself at first said that the monument was donated to him free of charge, but at the opening of the monument he stated that the author of the work would be awarded with something more than “simple thanks”.


    what negroes turned Rhodesia into. Nda sad
    1. +2
      2 August 2017 04: 22
      The glasses are very realistic! But for such a monument to myself, I would have torn the legs of the author with the genitals !!!!
  19. 0
    1 August 2017 16: 20
    "Zimbabwean scouts got lost in the forest" - you don’t have to play a little sand - here is Taiga, but in the taiga terrible bears and small insect-related painfully are called “KOMAR”.
    Once, with friends, we went fishing and took the 24-hour mosquito repellent repellent, but the mosquitoes did not see what was written there and .... only a bonfire made from raw branches defended. In the taiga, midges are a cloud.
  20. +3
    1 August 2017 16: 29
    It’s no wonder that they were lost. Warriors from the southern hemisphere. And here the compasses work normally. But they trained better in Kazakhstan. More suitable conditions. By location. Siberia-shaitan. Taiga doesn’t forgive mistakes. Plus mosquitoes, gadflies. Most lousy midge This is not with crocodiles to catch up with playing.
    1. 0
      2 August 2017 22: 34
      Quote: VERESK
      Warriors from the southern hemisphere. And here the compasses work normally.

      Does one exclude the other or complement?
  21. +1
    1 August 2017 17: 45
    I can’t find it, but it seems that there was an article on the VO that pin.dos were lost in the spetsnaz exercises, either in the taiga or in the Urals ... And the head of the exercises sent our specialists to look for amers. I don’t remember verbatim, but there was a phrase, like, "... there is a zone in the zone, and VVshniki on the towers shoot at the level of reflexes, and here, there are still military personnel of a foreign state army." As far as I remember, they saved the ov.
  22. +2
    1 August 2017 17: 53
    The most difficult stage for the team is exploration in the forest, since there are no such forests in Zimbabwe.
    At least they know what kind of toy they are holding in their hands. Probably not, because they don’t have forests and a hundred years no compass.
    1. 0
      1 August 2017 21: 49
      they gave them a child so that the real is not lost or spoiled)
  23. +1
    1 August 2017 18: 17
    "Warrior". Answers An interesting article by Denis Mokrushin http://twower.livejournal.com/2120649.html
  24. 0
    1 August 2017 21: 48
    The main thing is that they do not meet with local hunters)) And then at the moment they will sand up and butcher an overseas ....
  25. 0
    1 August 2017 22: 15
    the bear didn’t eat whom?
  26. sss
    +2
    1 August 2017 23: 01
    Here everyone laughs, and they will take and win some next stage.
  27. +1
    1 August 2017 23: 21
    Business then --- climbed a tree and looked in which direction to go, because trees have not yet been forgotten to climb laughing
    1. +1
      2 August 2017 04: 20
      Only on the palm trees !!!
  28. +3
    2 August 2017 04: 01
    I can imagine what they would say if the contest took place in January.
  29. +1
    2 August 2017 04: 19
    The poor people were looking for a palm tree to climb higher, but they didn’t find it, but they couldn’t do it differently ... and indeed from the other hemisphere ... maybe their compasses are set in the wrong steppe?
  30. 0
    2 August 2017 11: 42
    There is an old joke about how the Chukchi in the taiga got lost. One says: "I heard that when you get lost, you need to shoot in the air!" So they shot into the air until the arrows ran out.
  31. 0
    3 August 2017 01: 43
    Pleased! Merry guys, two scouts and the third suhpay! If something is eaten. Reward them with a mirror, beads and a compass. Now you have to root for them. By the way, they are all made of mortars today, but not their targets.