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Tricky comments. Russian hackers are forever!

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Johns, James, Olivers and other Floors! Gentlemen, well, right, what are you! Is it really worth it to immediately fall into frank paranoia because of such trifles as a couple of notes in the media?




Of course, these terrible and merciless Russian hackers who are attacking America round the clock are scary. It's as scary as Putin. Putin, of course, is worse because he is Putin, but Russian hackers are also scary. Everybody knows Putin in person, but Russian hackers don't. Their name is legion, their faces are hidden, but their deeds are black and sinister!

It is clear that everybody is alone, Russian hackers are wearing black T-shirts with the image of Putin, and Putin has all of them securely taken them under his wing for a long time. In short, Lucifer and his faithful army. Under the wings of Darkness.

And if this army has taken on America, then nothing good can be expected from it. No one in America expects anything good from Putin, but from phantom hacker legions and all the more.

God protect America! Better yet, share your firewall.

But on the other hand, gentlemen of the Americans, in any situation you can find positive aspects. For example, you can now dump everything on Russians. If someone does not understand, I repeat: ON RUSSIANS IT IS POSSIBLE TO NOW ALL IN NOW!

And all the trouble (or vice versa, pleasantness) can be explained by the interference in your life of Russian hackers. Well, Putin - as the supreme hacker.

Americans, you think about this. Your photo on the dating site in the section “short-term dating without commitment” is not you. At the very least, it is under your stolen photo that Putin’s agent collects information about American women who have not had a personal life. Or, a more interesting option, this is a way of blackmail. Blackmailing, of course, you.

By the way, blackmailing Russian hackers is quite possible to justify small systematic spending, which was not planned by the family budget. So what to do? If you don’t pay, tomorrow you may be on the list of wanted lists for non-payment of alimony or somewhere else in a not less pleasant place. Or a link to a dating site may be in the mail from his wife. Her mail to Russian hackers is not difficult to find on the Pentagon site.

And those 1000 dollars that disappeared from your card after a trip to Reno or Vegas can also be explained by hacking. They, hackers, and more would be removed and brought to offshore, if you did not tense in full.

Americans (and American), you think.

If it really happened that Russian hackers cracked the whole of America, then maybe it's worth taking this with the humor of the cowboys and just find nice moments in it?

Does the eye camera of your apple miracle turn on at the wrong time? Illogical behavior of a computer, laptop, tablet, smart TV tell you that you are "under the hood"?

Well, yes, if you do not have (yet) paranoia, this does not mean that you are not being watched. NSA, CIA, FSB, GRU and other terrible abbreviations for three letters. The most terrible, of course, from the AHR - the association of hackers in Russia. Of course, you are being watched. Keep track of you, your pages and accounts, your correspondence with your grandmother from Oklahoma and your parrot's doctor.

Watch and will follow. And no chance at least to change something. Russia came to the Crimea (although some argue that the opposite is true, but who will listen to such people in the United States?), And, as Putin said, “this is for a long time.” If not forever, as they say in Russia. Now Russia has come to America with the help of its hackers.

And this, too, I fear, for a long time, if not forever.

And never again will America be the same. Did you not understand this after the elections?

Dear partners, think, all of a sudden my advice will be useful to you and will brighten up your dark and hopeless existence under the hand of Russian hackers. Hackers, believe me, this is not the worst thing that could happen in a calm and measured American life.

You can even see some benefit in this.

So maybe you should not stick the camera lenses? It will not help anyway ... We are already here ...

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  1. Teberii
    Teberii 24 January 2017 15: 10
    +1
    Appointing those responsible for their mistakes is always easier than admitting your mistake.
    1. jjj
      jjj 24 January 2017 21: 57
      +3
      Here's what, however, the parsley turned out. In Britain, some details of the unsuccessful launch last summer from a British submarine of the American ballistic missile Trident surfaced. Failure, so failure - with whom it does not happen, since the rocket is practical, without a warhead. But what was the failure? After the launch, the rocket did not go to the Atlantic region near Africa, but turned towards the American shores. I was drawn to my homeland. It would seem a case. But for some reason, the world media write little about the incident and do not declare that the Russian hackers re-targeted the missile. And since yesterday I have been tormented by very strong suspicions. What if this is really a demonstration of Russian capabilities
      1. gladcu2
        gladcu2 27 January 2017 21: 35
        0
        jjj

        What does the British submarine have to do with the “Russian hackers"?

        The British submarine has its own trend. These are "British scientists."

        "British scientists," resent.
        "Russian hackers" overshadows their fame.
  2. wasjasibirjac
    wasjasibirjac 24 January 2017 15: 32
    +5
    They monitor you, your pages and accounts, your correspondence with your Oklahoma grandmother and your parrot's doctor.
    Note the parrot. he is also a hacker. well, or a bot. bully
  3. vadimalehin76
    vadimalehin76 24 January 2017 15: 36
    +9
    Everything, the brothers collective in touch (lies under the tables and neigh like those horses). Smiled, to say the least. We trade computers, but this article is not something to trade, you can’t get out from under the table. All forum users are in an excellent mood and Join urgently in the AHR. laughing lol lol repeat
  4. Mr shrek
    Mr shrek 24 January 2017 15: 46
    +2
    This is strong))
    My evening was a success)))
  5. antivirus
    antivirus 24 January 2017 15: 46
    +3
    For example, now everything can be blamed on Russians. If someone does not understand, I repeat: IN RUSSIANS NOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO DOWN ALL!
    This summer in America there will certainly be many malarial mosquitoes and mosquitoes. In Yakutia, now, at -50 gr, they are grown on the personal instructions of Putin.
    For causing unacceptable damage to a peaceful America.
    1. Corsair
      Corsair 24 January 2017 17: 56
      +3
      Quote: antivirus
      This summer in America there will certainly be many malarial mosquitoes and mosquitoes. In Yakutia, now, at -50 gr, they are grown on the personal instructions of Putin.

      Do not forget to pre-infect them with anthrax, ebola and zika. wassat
      1. antivirus
        antivirus 24 January 2017 21: 18
        0
        urgently make additions to the state order.
  6. LVMI1980
    LVMI1980 24 January 2017 15: 58
    +6
    Well, of course this is about us laughing
    my friend's programmer is called "Bear on the server" - for 20 years already laughing
  7. Disorder
    Disorder 24 January 2017 17: 53
    +3
    laughing laughing laughing
    And we also call progers "viruses".
  8. knn54
    knn54 24 January 2017 17: 54
    +2
    Olympians, hackers ... who's next?
  9. Stinger
    Stinger 24 January 2017 18: 14
    +5
    Yes guys! It's not for you to eavesdrop on Merkel. It's forever. Putin is riding a bear with a naked torso, in one hand an atomic bomb, and in the other - a bunch of hackers And on his head is a crown made of an oil and gas pipe with the inscription: "Forward to the West"!
  10. andryz72
    andryz72 24 January 2017 21: 00
    +1
    It is a sin to laugh at the wretched !!!!!
  11. NEXUS
    NEXUS 24 January 2017 21: 14
    +7
    It turns out interesting ... a couple of years ago it turned out that the NSA was listening to everyone, watching everyone and somehow, even in the United States, there wasn’t strong hysteria. Even Merkel swallowed it silently ... and then the stench was raised, and like children small ones.
    And who is the loudest shouting, Hold the thief?
  12. krops777
    krops777 25 January 2017 04: 08
    +1
    Now some pimply overgrown Russian hacker is sitting at the computer and from these publications fancies himself the "King of the World". lol