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The Pentagon Analyst told Ukrainian media that the US and NATO will crush Russia in 10-20 days

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Ukrainian electronic edition Gazeta.ua publishes an interview with a representative of the analytical department of the US military department, which (interview), apparently, should reassure the Maidan public. The article reports on how the situation with the possible military confrontation between the United States and Russia is represented by the "senior analyst of the Pentagon," Lieutenant Colonel David Juberg.


According to this “analyst” (or OnaleTEG), it makes no sense to talk about the war of Russia against the United States, not because such a war is impossible in principle, but because it will be a “rifle against a laser” war. Dzuberg said that the US spends 10 more than Russia on the military industry, and therefore the confrontation of the Russian Federation against the US and NATO "will last no more than 10-20 days."

At the same time, Dzuberg announced that the US Department of Defense has plans to conduct military actions (attention!) Against all countries of the world, including Russia too.

Dzuberg's statement to the Ukrainian edition is as follows (translation InoTV):
The Pentagon and the Alliance Command have plans for military action against all countries of the world. First of all - against aggressive and unstable. The standoff between NATO and Russia will not last longer than 10 – 20 days. The military budget of the alliance in 10 times exceeds Russia's defense spending. This will be a war rifle against a laser.


Jouberg:
If Moscow uses nuclear missiles, then half of them will fly up to the maximum, while the rest will be intercepted by the global missile defense system. The only thing that is dangerous is nuclear missiles from submarines off the coast of Europe and the United States. But in this case, we believe that we can intercept all the blows. NATO’s response will be roughly as follows. At first, Stealth bombers invisible to radar will destroy all military installations and factories. Then, electromagnetic drones with the help of an impulse will turn off all electronics in the largest cities of Russia.

At that time, all the military-political leadership of the Russian Federation will be outside the country. After that, any hostilities for Russia become impossible. Until the complete surrender of the Russian Federation on 10 – 20-th day of the conflict, no one will see a single NATO soldier. After that, we will take over the leadership of the country - until the election of a democratic government of Russia.


Slightly paraphrasing one modern Internet meme, you can say this: after such a statement by an American lieutenant colonel, somewhere in hell Hitler exchanged glances with Napoleon, after which Homeric laughter rang out ...

Apparently, Dzuberg did not have time to get acquainted with the statement of General Konashenkov about "invisible aircraft" ...

If this person really works as a senior analyst at the Pentagon, then the Pentagon can only be applauded for the fabulous campaign of recruiting “professional” personnel.

The Pentagon Analyst told Ukrainian media that the US and NATO will crush Russia in 10-20 days


"Newspaper.ua" publishes the track record of this storyteller (style saved):

David JUBERG, 46 years, Lt. Col. of the United States Department of Defense. Born in 1970 in Great Neck, New York, USA. Parents are descendants of emigrants. Mother relatives moved from Russia in 1917, after the Bolshevik coup. Grandfathers passed the Second World War as part of the Soviet army and moved to the United States. "The paternal grandmother gave me the first lessons of the Russian language." After school, he enlisted in the army. At the same time he studied at the University of the General Staff of the armed forces. He received a diploma in Arabic from the Military Institute of Foreign Languages ​​in Monterrey, California. In 1993, he was enrolled in the elite 75 of the Ranger Regiment of the US Army Special Operations Forces. Participated in conflicts in Somalia, Yemen, Kosovo, Afghanistan and Iraq. 2003 resigned. Until 2008, he was an employee of a private military company PSC in the Middle East. In 2008-2013, he worked in Moscow as an Assistant Military Attache at the US Embassy. Since 2013-th occupies the post of chief analyst for Russia in the US Department of Defense. Divorced, has two children. He is fond of hunting and history. He lives in Arlington, Va. In his free time he keeps a blog on Facebook, where he refutes the propaganda myths of the Russian media and talks about life and military service in the States.

"He is fond of history." Come on...

David, write more ... You are God for the Maidan media ...

It just turns out that under the guise of an “analyst from the Pentagon,” this stream of consciousness in the Ukrainian media is published by local Maidan authors.
Photos used:
http://gazeta.ua/articles/opinions-journal/_u-vijni-proti-nato-rosiya-kapitulyuye-za-10-dniv/726802
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  1. Velizariy
    Velizariy 12 October 2016 13: 01
    11
    .... The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10 – 20 days ...
    And then I drank some water ...
    1. square
      square 12 October 2016 13: 09
      72
      Pentagon adviser told Ukrainian media
      No need to read further. The Pentagon adviser told the Ukrainian media - a conversation between two crazy people in a fool.
      1. User
        User 12 October 2016 13: 12
        71
        You are not correct about the news. Infrequently on VO you can see humorous articles. I read with a smile, laughed at some points. Thanks for the good mood.
        PS It is clear that they speak seriously, but I can not take such words seriously.
        1. Krasniy_lis
          Krasniy_lis 12 October 2016 13: 21
          +4
          Quote: User
          some moments laughed

          I personally neighing in a voice. ESPECIALLY at some points.
          1. hrych
            hrych 12 October 2016 13: 29
            30
            The military budget of the alliance is 10 times higher than Russia's defense spending. It will be a war of a rifle against a laser.

            The fact is that we have 13 military bases abroad, and they have about a thousand, where the people and infrastructure must be maintained and equipped by air and sea, our weapons are not inferior, at least, but cheaper, we have almost no disastrous developments when years and tens, if not hundreds of billions, were spent on developing the f-117, an air laser, etc., and then the project was closed. AUG content and watch what are worth. All this allowed us to build up the power of our armed forces in the absence of expenditures characteristic of the hegemon, when he opened his mouth to the whole world.
            Quote: Krasniy_lis
            I personally neighing in a voice. ESPECIALLY at some points.

            In his free time, he writes a blog on Facebook, where he refutes the propaganda myths of the Russian media and talks about life and military service in the United States.
            The most ordinary daughter of an officer, when not everything is so simple
            1. Alex_1973
              Alex_1973 12 October 2016 13: 55
              50
              The military budget of the alliance is 10 times higher than Russia's defense spending. It will be a war of a rifle against a laser.
              I somehow do not quite understand, is it really "analyst" said or ukroSMI came up with it? It's just that all this nonsense looks like ukrobred like two drops of water.
              But if this "analyst" is not an invention of the horses, then the poor Pentagon.
              The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10-20 days.
              Yes, yes, I have already heard this somewhere, but I remembered:

              “Russia is a dwarf, I will put it on its knees!” said Karl the 12th in the XNUMXth century.
              As a result, Sweden forever lost the status of a great power.

              “I will conquer backward Russia!” Said King Frederick in the middle of the XNUMXth century.
              In 1759, the Russian army entered Berlin for the first time.

              “Russia is a colossus with feet of clay,” Napoleon assured in the XNUMXth century.
              In 1814, the Russian army took Paris, having previously entered Berlin.

              “I will conquer the USSR by the end of the year,” Hitler promised in the XNUMXth century.
              In 1945, committed suicide when the Soviet army entered Berlin for the third time.

              “Russia is just a regional power,” said Barack Obama on March 26, 2014 ...
              1. go21zd45few
                go21zd45few 18 October 2016 17: 47
                0
                Hitler also said that RUSSIA Spike on feet of clay and I will conquer it in 2 weeks, and that. Russian soldier signed on the walls of the Reichstag. Probably it's time to leave an autograph on the columns of the White House.
            2. 73bor
              73bor 12 October 2016 14: 13
              +3
              Laser vs rifle -interesting -Who is who? I would write right away - an elephant against a mouse! And as for the global missile defense system, it can only be fake dill!
            3. rpek32
              rpek32 13 October 2016 02: 37
              +4
              I ask to love and favor: http://www.atraining.ru/trainers/karmanov/david-j
              ewberg /
              Life and adventures David Jewberg, who had a Pentagon department, his own plane and special forces, and his name was Dasha
              About how a well-known Pentagon analyst turned out to be a paid bot, the operator of which is a poor Ukrainian freelancer
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            5. Komisare
              Komisare 13 October 2016 11: 04
              +1
              And if you subtract the costs of Serdyukov with his madam and others, undisclosed ... They are worth so many "Failed developments"!
          2. Mahmut
            Mahmut 12 October 2016 13: 32
            26
            Jewberg said the US spends 10 times more on Russia’s military industry,

            Yes, they spend 10 times more on road repairs than in NATO. And bullshit? It doesn't matter what your hands are - in gold or not. The main thing is where they grow from.
            1. Mahmut
              Mahmut 12 October 2016 13: 38
              38
              First, Stealth bombers invisible to radar will destroy all military installations and plants.

              No, first WE will destroy all toilet paper factories with calibers. And then we'll see if the strongest army lasts at least 10 to 20 days.
          3. The black
            The black 12 October 2016 13: 58
            +4
            Damn, another Hollywood movie playwright drew wassat
        2. Monos
          Monos 12 October 2016 13: 24
          20
          Well guys! Well this is not serious. So many of them, such moronic analytics! And where are they now? Someone in the Smolensk fields heats the bones, some near Stalingrad. Earth is glassy to them. And this evil troll of a personal grave is worthy - in a cozy Belarusian swamp. He has Russophobia hereditary.
          1. ssergn
            ssergn 12 October 2016 13: 34
            +5
            Yes, you all do not understand! Arlington, Shura, Arlington!
            Well, he just wants to get to the local churchyard, here’s FSE ..
            1. RUSIVAN
              RUSIVAN 12 October 2016 20: 19
              +2
              I agree with you .. because Ukraine has a system in place - The dumber a person is, the higher his position in the country will be ... here they are casting.
          2. portyanka
            portyanka 12 October 2016 13: 47
            +5
            "Blitzkrieg-2" from the pastor of the Anglican Church of the St. Pentagon, Reverend Dzuberg for Svidomo cyborgs.

            The "Juvelin sect" reached the Raguli.
          3. Alena Frolovna
            Alena Frolovna 12 October 2016 14: 03
            11
            Monos
            So many of them, such moronic analytics! And where are they now? Someone in the Smolensk fields heats the bones, some near Stalingrad.


            Russia has seen many invaders
            I don’t presume to list all of them
            But, I remember, there were Poles and Swedes
            Coming to us, anticipating victories.
            There were Germans, British, French,
            Russian bondage bonds
            There were Turks, Japanese and Yankees,
            Swollen here from blood and booze,
            Dreaming of a Russian full of space,
            In return, those who have gained death
            and eternal shame.
            B. Muminov.
            1. Stas Snezhin
              Stas Snezhin 12 October 2016 14: 47
              14

              And it will always be so ..
          4. Yuyuka
            Yuyuka 12 October 2016 18: 03
            +8
            Well guys! Well this is not serious. So many of them, such moronic analytics! And where are they now? Someone in the Smolensk fields heats the bones, some near Stalingrad. Earth is glassy to them. And this evil troll of a personal grave is worthy - in a cozy Belarusian swamp. He has Russophobia hereditary.

            Well, in vain so you seal a person! Maybe you need to feel sorry for him ... After all, he is ANALYTIC - and who is it? Well, not a specialist engaged in the study of analytical studies, etc. etc.! Let's analyze this word wassat
            Consists of two words ANAL and TIC repeat
            TIK - (fr. Tic) - fast, stereotypic short-term involuntary elementary movement. Contraction of one muscle or a whole group of muscles by an erroneous command of the brain
            ANAL - ...... I think enough winked
            How would it be softer ... itchy from him ... In short, he needs to go through it! wassat
        3. The black
          The black 12 October 2016 13: 55
          +3
          Another blitzHRYUK .. smile ... Uncle to finish with the game counter-strike lol
        4. viktorR
          viktorR 12 October 2016 14: 25
          +6
          Lives in Arlington
          - Wow, relatives will not go far to the grave.
        5. Koshak
          Koshak 13 October 2016 09: 23
          +1
          Quote: User
          You are not correct about the news. Infrequently on VO you can see humorous articles. I read with a smile, laughed at some points. Thanks for the good mood.
          PS It is clear that they speak seriously, but I can not take such words seriously.

          And the casket just opened. Here he is, this "famous Pentagon analyst." Read the link
          15 minutes of fame "military analyst" Dashka Dzhevberga
          https://jpgazeta.ru/15-minut-slavyi-voennogo-anal
          itika-dashki-dzhevberga /
      2. DIMA45R
        DIMA45R 12 October 2016 13: 27
        +5
        In Hollywood, according to inventive plans, he writes, but here are only 2 points:
        - invisible aircraft destroy everything;
        - electromagnetic guns cut down all the electronics.
        I have no words! It’s not even drawn to humor, isn’t it clever or something to laugh ...
        1. Etric
          Etric 14 October 2016 08: 56
          0
          Zhirik also came up with magnetic weapons)))
      3. Now we are free
        Now we are free 12 October 2016 13: 38
        +5
        First, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, reading the heading for the article, then drew attention to whom it is addressed ... Mdaaa, urine on the skull box is not only pressed by Geletey-Ilovaysky with his #NUCLEAR BOMBING of the LUHANA AIRPORT ...

        P.S. And after all, it seems like white people, they even created a block and the level is Ukropanoptikum ...
      4. VP
        VP 12 October 2016 13: 40
        +3
        Not two but one.
        Meet the "senior analyst"
        https://professionali.ru/Soobschestva/politika/zh
        izn-i-prikljuchenija-david-jewberg-u /
      5. INVESTOR
        INVESTOR 12 October 2016 14: 38
        +8
        The restaurant waiter - visitor:
        - What will be of the hot: chicken, chop, piglet?
        - Piglet.
        - To you with horseradish or without?
        - Cut the horseradish.
      6. mole
        mole 12 October 2016 16: 29
        0
        It seems he is a supplier of dope from which the leadership of Ukraine give such interviews.
      7. SMikhalych
        SMikhalych 12 October 2016 21: 13
        0
        Pentagon adviser told Ukrainian media. Everything, you can not read further ...

        And this is correct, because the entot "analyte" ... he is Obama's adviser, he is a speaker before Congress, he is Major Jewberg, he is a lieutenant colonel, he is a colonel, he is an active special forces soldier, he is an information security specialist, he is the head of the team of analysts, he is a well-known military expert quoted by the major Russian liberal media, he is ... Stulper and he is B. Dumper (c) ... However, everything is here: http: // http: //www.atraining. ru / trainers / karmanov /
        david-jewberg /
      8. Zoldat_A
        Zoldat_A 17 October 2016 12: 12
        +2
        Quote: square
        You can’t read further. The Pentagon adviser told the Ukrainian media - a conversation between two crazy people in a fool.

        Napoleon, Hitler - also thought so .....

        An army that has not won a single combat victory - dares to say that in 10-20 days it will defeat an army that has no defeats in its history (except for betrayals, for example, of Tsushima)? Let the American army study the "combat" experience of capturing the island of Kiska - and shut up on this ........
    2. AlexTires
      AlexTires 12 October 2016 13: 10
      +2
      Quote: Velizariy
      And then I drank some water ...

      Without clinking glasses!
      1. Hunt
        Hunt 12 October 2016 13: 24
        +4
        He is fond of hunting and history! I will gladly invite him to hunt! How to close it up? Constantly your nightmare, be careful with weapons, we do not need accidents! With this "frame" - I will be silent like a fish !!! winked
        1. Alexanast
          Alexanast 12 October 2016 14: 40
          +6
          Come on, it's too early to trust this "frame" by age.

          See article title
          "Pentagon Analyst"


          AnalitTAG in quotation marks.
      2. Velizariy
        Velizariy 12 October 2016 14: 11
        0
        and let go ...)))
    3. Oml
      Oml 12 October 2016 13: 13
      +2
      The rifle in the hands of the Russian soldier will defeat the American laser.
      True, they say, after gathering a bunch of udlyu.kov, that's one of those who escaped from Russia too.
    4. TUNISIA
      TUNISIA 12 October 2016 13: 15
      45
      First, Stealth bombers invisible to radar will destroy all military installations and plants. Then electromagnetic drones with a pulse turn off all electronics in major cities Russia.
      At that time, the entire military-political leadership of the Russian Federation will be outside the country. After that, any military operations for Russia become impossible. Until the complete surrender of the Russian Federation on the 10-20th day of the conflict, no one will see a single NATO soldier.

      So that’s why they got stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan - there are NO electronics there, nothing to turn off! ))))
      1. KCA
        KCA 12 October 2016 13: 27
        +1
        It is unclear why this analyst believes that in Russia no one knows about the generation of electromagnetic radiation using an explosion, although even TV Science 2.0 shows experiments on this, and how airplanes and drones will reach large cities under conditions of using electronic warfare.
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    6. svp67
      svp67 12 October 2016 13: 16
      +4
      Quote: Velizariy
      And then I drank some water ...

      and the war lasted another week ...
      1. cap
        cap 12 October 2016 17: 04
        0
        Quote: svp67
        Quote: Velizariy
        And then I drank some water ...

        and the war lasted another week ...


        Is it with or without a snack ...?
        Probably all the same with a snack.

        ".... After drinking a bottle of vodka for four, eating only red caviar, the American special forces captain fell asleep, which greatly upset his lady, who had views of him ..." Not destiny, "she thought and lay down on the sofa next to her. ... "(C).
        "Russia of the 90s"
    7. vovanpain
      vovanpain 12 October 2016 13: 18
      14
      David, write more ... You are God for the Maidan media ...

      No comments fool
      1. svp67
        svp67 12 October 2016 13: 56
        +2
        They then knew that this battalion was just not enough for them to defeat Russia
      2. Berkut752
        Berkut752 12 October 2016 14: 07
        10
        I will support the following joke:
        Obama and his generals are arguing at the Pentagon and cannot agree on when to attack Russia. Finally they decide to ask the French.
        - “When is the best time to attack Russia?” The French answer: “We do not know, but certainly not in the winter. It will end badly. ” - - Then they decided to ask the Germans: “When is the best time to attack Russia?” The Germans replied: “We do not know, but certainly not in the summer. We have already tried ... "
        - What to do? Someone suggested asking China, because he is progressive and always offers new ideas. They asked the Chinese when is the best time to attack Russia? The Chinese respond: “Right now! Russia began to build the Power of Siberia, the Turkish Stream, the Vostochny Cosmodrome, the bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future the Russians want to modernize the Baikal-Amur Railway, build new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, plan production in the Arctic ... In general, now they really need more prisoners! ”
        Quote: vovanpain
        David, write more ... You are God for the Maidan media ...

        No comments fool
    8. Vend
      Vend 12 October 2016 13: 19
      +6
      Quote: Velizariy
      .... The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10 – 20 days ...
      And then I drank some water ...

      No, well, he told the truth, only lied about who will be the winner. laughing I remember Russia already prophesied a torn to shreds economy, world isolation, failure in Syria. Well, well, bay on, like "spaceships, plow the Bolshoi Theater" laughing
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    10. KaPToC
      KaPToC 12 October 2016 13: 26
      0
      He probably wanted to say 10-20 minutes?
      1. Severomor
        Severomor 12 October 2016 13: 51
        +6
        Quote: KaPToC
        He probably wanted to say 10-20 minutes?

        He probably would not have said so, but the duration of the action seems to be true. Only not by military methods.
        We’ll repeat for the 100th time, the enemy’s quote: “If 500 billion dollars of the Russian elite is stored in American banks, then you’ll decide whose elite it is: yours or ours?”
        Children from London will be asked and who will fight with whom ??? Just 10-20 minutes))))
        1. Alex_1973
          Alex_1973 12 October 2016 14: 20
          +9
          We’ll repeat for the 100th time, the enemy’s quote: “If 500 billion dollars of the Russian elite is stored in American banks, then you’ll decide whose elite it is: yours or ours?”
          Children from London will be asked and who will fight with whom ??? Just 10-20 minutes))))
          Do not bezdi, there is someone to fight. Even if the entire "elite" dumps over the hill, no one has canceled the partisans in Russia. To defeat Russia, it is necessary to destroy all the people inhabiting it, and this is possible only with a total nuclear war. Well, we'll sort it out with the elite somehow, don't worry.
    11. Finches
      Finches 12 October 2016 13: 27
      +7
      From these words, the Kakel cried out in tears of emotion and were satisfied in trousers ... laughing

      Halder, the chief of the General Staff of the Wehrmacht's land forces in 1938-1942, in his diary on July 3, writes that the campaign in Russia was actually won in two weeks ...

      No comment...!
    12. RUS96
      RUS96 12 October 2016 13: 37
      +1
      Although I do not smoke .., I would also yank this rubbish that they smoke)))
      1. cap
        cap 12 October 2016 17: 11
        0
        Quote: RUS96
        Although I do not smoke .., I would also yank this rubbish that they smoke)))


        Then how long will America last?
        I think about 20-30 minutes from strength laughing
    13. Berkut752
      Berkut752 12 October 2016 14: 04
      0
      Quote: Velizariy
      .... The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10 – 20 days ...
      And then I drank some water ...

      You’re ironic in vain, this individual begins his story with a BUDGET, AND THIS MEANS THE FOLLOWING ... If again, AMERZ officials will share the Russian budget, as under Yeltsin (with a small letter), who would give them now, as artist Galustyan says, then they would be the Americans OUTLOAD IT IN 10-20 DAYS. They do not have enough of their own 600 lards, and the Russian one is a penny for them.
    14. Gormenghast
      Gormenghast 12 October 2016 14: 07
      0
      And then I drank some water ...


      Not this way. And what about Erofeev (Moscow-Petushki)

      "And drank immediately" laughing
    15. vkl.47
      vkl.47 12 October 2016 14: 26
      0
      tom clancy's trekking his dad
    16. aleks700
      aleks700 12 October 2016 14: 42
      0
      And then I drank some water ...
      First I drank vodka, and then ... more.
    17. Saburov
      Saburov 12 October 2016 16: 05
      +3
      The most compelling statement is “This will be a war of a rifle against a laser.” ... Considering that, as I already wrote, the most powerful laser for today is the ABL chemical COIL laser. Its power is about 1 megawatt. The power of the 76-mm divisional gun F-22 of the 1936 model is about 150 megawatts. 150 times more! Divide the kinetic energy of the projectile (M * V ^ 2) / 2 by the time to reach it (about 0.01 sec). We still do not take into account the explosive energy in the projectile itself. There are as many more. Think about this simple fact: a small ancient cannon from the Second World War at the price of scrap metal is hundreds of times more powerful than an ultra-modern "combat" laser weighing tens of tons and costing over $ 5 billion. A single shot from ABL is worth millions of dollars. And this shot in terms of energy is comparable to the burst of a large-caliber machine gun. The power of the Kalashnikov assault rifle is about 100 kilowatts. An American-Israeli laser with the same power of 100 kW (THEL) was tested; they wanted to use it for protection against Grad-type missiles. THEL installation by size - 6 buses supplied side by side. The project was closed in 2006 for complete inadequacy, although it still successfully shot down missiles and mines. By heating them in flight for a few seconds. (The question is - what about the volley ????) What is characteristic - no one even mentioned the possibility of hitting the infantry with such a laser. Otherwise, even a child would clearly see its true capabilities, comparing it with an ordinary machine gun. It should be noted that it is no coincidence that the American military and experts believe that the minimum required laser power for combat use is 100 kW. As we can see, this is really enough to at least come close to the destructive power of small arms. Then let them fight with us with lasers!
      1. Strength
        Strength 12 October 2016 17: 27
        +1
        To burn a person’s retina, you don’t need 100 kW
        1. fzr1000
          fzr1000 12 October 2016 22: 49
          +1
          Sentry, Americans all of us will burn the retina in 20 minutes!
    18. Juborg
      Juborg 12 October 2016 16: 24
      0
      What is there to discuss at all? The headline is built correctly, and then you don't have to read it, there are no analysts or something close, even the "star stripes" don't work so dirty, although recently they began to indulge. The phrase about a Russian grandmother who escaped from the Bolsheviks smiled, and of course, "The grandfathers went through the Second World War as part of the Soviet army and moved to the United States." The very biography of ehsperkht raises a lot of questions, this extravaganza can be compared with a child simultaneously attending a kindergarten, Moscow State University and at the same time skiing in the Elbrus region, and besides without parents. Like the brain of a chubat does not want to work.
    19. Cananecat
      Cananecat 12 October 2016 18: 08
      0
      Wait a minute ... wait a minute ... what are you actually laughing at? Analitegg did not say who will win this war ... so he is inclined to believe that work will be handed down to our topographers on the North American continent 30 days after the start of global b / d. So to some extent he told the truth. )))
    20. Warlock_r
      Warlock_r 14 October 2016 21: 52
      0
      Quote: Velizariy
      .... The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10 – 20 days ...
      And then I drank some water ...


      Coca-Cola In Washington For 30 rubles 55 kopecks.
  2. nnm
    nnm 12 October 2016 13: 04
    12
    Hitler also planned to finish everything before the fall ....
    1. PAM
      PAM 12 October 2016 13: 13
      +3
      the campaign cue analyst is as much maidan and sumptuous as dill. In Afghanistan, for how many years they have been busy and hopelessly.
      1. mad
        mad 12 October 2016 13: 19
        +5
        That's because of such grief ANALYTICS Pendos and bogged down / lost a bunch of wars. It’s just that they don’t know that if this war occurs, it will most likely be the last for the next hundreds of thousands of years ... or how much it takes for the collapse of the filling of modern poplars and tomahawks. fool
  3. hirurg
    hirurg 12 October 2016 13: 04
    +5
    Pentagon adviser told Ukrainian media that the US and NATO will defeat Russia in 10-20 days
    Yes, that there is NATO.
    This adviser will defeat in one.
    Advisor! Stop reading comics.)
    1. svp67
      svp67 12 October 2016 13: 17
      0
      Quote: hirurg
      US and NATO will defeat Russia in 10-20 days

      So for 10 or 20? Somehow it's not entirely clear ... why such a scatter?
  4. Altona
    Altona 12 October 2016 13: 06
    +6
    If the senior ANALiTeg of the Pentagon gives out such cartoons, then what is there that the head of the ANALitegi department sculpts and gives his older counterparts vis-a-vis? I directly presented in detail this global strike-armageddet together with the American stealth riders of Apokalibzdets. I understand everything, cocaine, hashish, hydromorphone, but in order to give analytics in this state? belay
    1. katalonec2014
      katalonec2014 12 October 2016 13: 15
      +4
      Quote: Altona
      sculpt and give away to his older counterparts vis-a-vis?

      It remains to be hoped that they do not take him seriously. Recently, many began to talk about the war as something easy and simple, and the use of nuclear weapons is so trifle ... such irresponsible people can easily destroy humanity.
  5. fanntomas
    fanntomas 12 October 2016 13: 06
    17
    ... somewhere in hell Hitler exchanged glances with Napoleon, after which there was a homeric laughter ... Bravo.
  6. Alex_59
    Alex_59 12 October 2016 13: 06
    18
    Something is going wrong in the world. The degree of inadequacy in different corners rolls over. And it’s all right the nonsense of this expert, but now ours will catch up and answer that everything is exactly the opposite - we will defeat all with one left.

    If it comes to the point, then both sides will be equally unpleasantly surprised, it is a pity that not everyone understands this, what is here, what is there. The last time the two sides decided to test their theoretical calculations came out that way. The first were surprised by the 22 of June 1941 of the year, the second by the fall of that year. Why bring this up is the question.
    1. nnm
      nnm 12 October 2016 13: 08
      +8
      if it comes down to it, then the planet will have to live from 8 to 22 minutes ....
      1. GELEZNII_KAPUT
        GELEZNII_KAPUT 12 October 2016 13: 47
        0
        Quote: nnm
        if it comes down to it, then the planet will have to live from 8 to 22 minutes ....

        it can arrange it.
    2. Cobra77
      Cobra77 12 October 2016 16: 31
      +1
      In the summer of the 41st, both sides were surprised.
  7. sergo1914
    sergo1914 12 October 2016 13: 07
    +8
    Turn off all the electronics? And this will lead to the surrender of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation? Through what place did his mother give birth?
  8. ded100
    ded100 12 October 2016 13: 08
    +2
    It’s necessary to drive such an analyst into the neck from sin !! laughing
    1. gray smeet
      gray smeet 12 October 2016 13: 19
      +2
      Quote: ded100
      It’s necessary to drive such an analyst into the neck from sin !! laughing


      Why drive? This dude works better than any disinfector - there are also pluses - he does not have to pay !!!! wassat



      That was a holiday in Kiev !!! - only 20 days and they have an unconditional victory!!!! wassat
  9. dsm100
    dsm100 12 October 2016 13: 09
    11
    "First, Stealth bombers invisible to radars will destroy all military facilities and factories. Then electromagnetic drones will use a pulse to turn off all electronics in the largest cities of Russia" .... Well, just not otherwise, Harry Garrison wrote. A masterpiece of world fiction.
    1. TRex
      TRex 12 October 2016 13: 44
      +1
      Isn't that the same Harrison whose pistols jumped out of their sleeves straight into the palm of his hand? Like a finger armed with lightning?
      Our analyst is much cooler.
  10. svp67
    svp67 12 October 2016 13: 09
    +8
    The Pentagon and the Alliance Command have military plans against all countries of the world.
    .
    I have no doubt that we also have such ...
    The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10-20 days. The military budget of the alliance is 10 times higher than Russia's defense spending. It will be a war of a rifle against a laser.
    Yes ... very DANGEROUS TALES
    If Moscow uses nuclear missiles, then half of them will take off, and the rest will be intercepted by the global missile defense system.
    So they SLEEPED. This statement of the AMERICAN "specialist" speaks about what our side has been talking about for a long time. So that the United States is creating a global missile defense
    First, Stealth bombers invisible to radar will destroy all military installations and plants. Then, electromagnetic drones with the help of a pulse will turn off all electronics in the largest cities of Russia.
    Yeah, what DANGEROUS TALES and how I would not like our Armed Forces to CASE to prove them wrong?
    At that time, the entire military-political leadership of the Russian Federation will be outside the country.
    Here. If Russia is "killed", then WHO will be ready to accept the US challenge? China? Yes, already twice.
    After that, we will take over the leadership of the country - until the election of the democratic government of Russia.
    And here's the truth. I can imagine HOW the "potheads" are happy now.

    And now the "cherry" :?
    Since 2013, he has been the chief analyst for Russia at the US Department of Defense.

    That is, IT IS HE who has been TOTALLY responsible for the failures of the United States since 2013. Ukrainians, it was this UNCLE who missed the Crimea ... It was he who said that Russia would not do anything in that situation. So, listen to him more, generally "you will remain without panties"
    1. B.T.V.
      B.T.V. 12 October 2016 13: 16
      +1
      Quote: svp67
      After that, we will take over the leadership of the country - until the election of the democratic government of Russia.
      And here's the truth. I can imagine HOW the "potheads" are happy now


      And not only Khodorkovsky and Co., too, blow bubbles.
      1. svp67
        svp67 12 October 2016 13: 54
        0
        Quote: B.T.W.
        Khodorkovsky and Co., too, blow bubbles.

        Yes, let them "bubble" - that's all they have to do ... On the one hand, I am very glad to see SUCH level of analytics, on the other hand, it scares me, who can really believe it and be the first to "press the button".
        And the fact that this is nonsense - say the actions of the United States in Syria now. There, it is easier to demonstrate all the power of the United States, since there is almost no one to resist them there, but they are cowardly, realizing that they can get a good deal of it.
  11. VP
    VP 12 October 2016 13: 09
    +1
    How this "news" hesitated, they post it everywhere.
    Senior analyst David Jewberg is a hoax player Dasha, I thought that the whole Internet already knows about it.
    1. AlexTires
      AlexTires 12 October 2016 13: 24
      0
      Yeah, right now I found about him (her), and I laugh ....
    2. dimon67
      dimon67 12 October 2016 14: 24
      0
      Damn, for some reason, I immediately thought so that the analyte with Maidan roots. Very intonations are familiar. laughing
  12. lav67
    lav67 12 October 2016 13: 09
    0
    another naliteg..vna 404 of such thousands .. everyone is waiting for Russia to fall apart.
  13. Funnels
    Funnels 12 October 2016 13: 10
    +5
    Science fiction and storyteller all rolled into one. But the Ukrainians then reassured. In principle, they have already destroyed the Russian army, so there is not much left. Well then, let them try.
  14. Altona
    Altona 12 October 2016 13: 11
    0
    Quote: Velizariy
    ... The confrontation between NATO and Russia will last no longer than 10-20 days ...
    And then I drank some water ...

    ------------------------------
    Maybe waved vodka? belay
  15. Hariton laptev
    Hariton laptev 12 October 2016 13: 12
    0
    Well, now it’s clear where all the nonsense is being pulled to Ukraine, otherwise everyone is constantly guessing that they smoke there ????
  16. SKR-1135
    SKR-1135 12 October 2016 13: 13
    0
    Many who wanted to play war with the Russians, not a couple of the current pederasts.
  17. izya top
    izya top 12 October 2016 13: 14
    +2
    hell, I don’t have Bandera roots recourse maybe someone will teach the caches to dig? repeat
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik 12 October 2016 14: 43
      +1
      Andrew, yes easily. How to make a potato pit fit?
      1. izya top
        izya top 12 October 2016 17: 29
        +3
        Quote: EvgNik
        How to make a potato pit fit?

        directed explosion?
        1. family tree
          family tree 12 October 2016 23: 30
          +2
          Quote: izya top

          directed explosion?

          I’ll give a damn what BSL-110, and from the fence to dinner with the Komsomol enthusiasm, the explosion of his children ...
  18. DEfindER
    DEfindER 12 October 2016 13: 15
    +3
    Well, actually, basically he’s right, the conflict between Russia and the USA or between the USA and the whole world will last no more than 10 or maybe less days, given that the US nuclear power is enough to destroy the planet 40 times in a row .. He’s only wrong that after such a war, those who survive will be unlikely to capture anyone else ..
    1. Muvka
      Muvka 12 October 2016 13: 23
      +3
      Why not 140? Their nuclear stock in all our cities is not even enough. Which 40 times?
      1. DEfindER
        DEfindER 12 October 2016 14: 30
        +1
        Quote: Muvka
        Why not 140? Their nuclear stock in all our cities is not even enough. Which 40 times?

        Are you friends with arithmetic? Now the United States is armed with 1367 warheads, in Russia there are now 36 cities with a population of more than 500 thousand, i.e. potential goals. Only standing forces in arms can they destroy Russia 37.97777 times. But in total they produced 66500 warheads that are stored, because they do not destroy plutonium .. so consider it, I think the figure 40 times the whole planet in dust is greatly underestimated ..
    2. VP
      VP 12 October 2016 13: 26
      +1
      He's right

      It's not him, it's her, actually. A famous personality in ukroinet, by the way.
  19. Evil 55
    Evil 55 12 October 2016 13: 15
    +1
    But this is a kind of patriot of Russia .. there is nothing more stupid than an army hoping for a lack of resistance. The Germans won respect for the Russians already working at the level of memory of generations, after all, they took Berlin three times. So it will happen to the country Pin .. Dossia if they won’t change their minds. The Chukotka’s armored cavalry divisions will not be able to sleep until half a year through half-Russian Alyasochka.
    1. Strength
      Strength 12 October 2016 17: 40
      0
      You are in vain. It’s all about the amount of money they’ll go to Moscow or Washington.
  20. Tusv
    Tusv 12 October 2016 13: 15
    0
    Well yes. Who else should carry such nonsense, if not the great Ukrainian. Although they pee in their ears, it's still nice
  21. NewDoctor
    NewDoctor 12 October 2016 13: 15
    +2
    Ukrainian electronic publication "Gazeta.ua"
    further it was possible not to continue bully
  22. hohryakov066
    hohryakov066 12 October 2016 13: 16
    +1
    They fought with Grenada longer. I'm not talking about Vietnam.
  23. Brigadier
    Brigadier 12 October 2016 13: 16
    +1
    He would write fiction, there would be no end to the readers, but here he is engaged in garbage ... laughing
  24. Dinko
    Dinko 12 October 2016 13: 16
    0
    What nonsense do all these pseudo-analysts carry? They do not understand that no one in Russia is afraid of them!
  25. Kosmotoga
    Kosmotoga 12 October 2016 13: 16
    +2
    this rifle has terrified the enemy more than once. DNR generally started with sticks and rifles if you recall the example fresher.
  26. Korney84
    Korney84 12 October 2016 13: 16
    +7
    Well, and who will win this war, another question!)))
  27. AlexTires
    AlexTires 12 October 2016 13: 17
    0
    ... nuclear missiles from submarines off the coast of Europe and the USA ... OK, he just didn’t think and didn’t calculate how long the special warheads were needed for American megacities, so that for the next five years they would have a headache about anything but planting a democratic government,
    He did not think that the people themselves would hang any government, and it does not matter who planted it and how ...
    Well, and so, all this vyser fits into the logic of the information war ...
  28. Sly
    Sly 12 October 2016 13: 17
    0
    from saw dreamer)
    1. Vadim237
      Vadim237 12 October 2016 21: 32
      0
      You read the bold line at the end of the article - there isn’t any analyst — all the invention of maidobolans.
  29. sgr291158
    sgr291158 12 October 2016 13: 17
    0
    Yes, let him tell tales with maydanut, and they clap their hands.
  30. Grach710
    Grach710 12 October 2016 13: 18
    0
    And I liked electromagnetic drones, yes, I would like to see a weapon. Electromagnetic drones, it’s necessary. Half of the missiles will take off, and half will not take off. The pots have been poured boiling water from this hi
  31. Executer
    Executer 12 October 2016 13: 18
    0
    Quote from quote:
    The Pentagon and the alliance command have plans of military operations against all countries of the world. First of all, against aggressive and unstable ones.
    Something kakly missed it, apparently? Or have they already enrolled their "nenka" in the stable ones?
  32. adma
    adma 12 October 2016 13: 18
    +3
    I think that if NATO were confident in the impossibility of a nuclear response from the Russian Federation, then they would have climbed long ago.
  33. Nightwalker
    Nightwalker 12 October 2016 13: 18
    +2
    And I thought that Superman and Captain America are comic book heroes ....
  34. Rambiaka
    Rambiaka 12 October 2016 13: 19
    +4
    Fathers went through World War II as part of the Soviet Army

    What is it like? Already then they practiced it?
    ... and for a long time they planned it, right up to 1970 ...
    1. oblako
      oblako 12 October 2016 13: 33
      +2
      Well .., for the laser! Not cheating ...
  35. Alex777
    Alex777 12 October 2016 13: 20
    +1
    Quote: User
    You are not correct about the news. Infrequently on VO you can see humorous articles. I read with a smile, laughed at some points. Thanks for the good mood.
    PS It is clear that they speak seriously, but I can not take such words seriously.

    Yes, he was not serious, how can you seriously talk about something with Maidan?
    They dug the Black Sea?
  36. izya top
    izya top 12 October 2016 13: 21
    10
    wassat
    I went to the Ukrainian news site http://ua-today.com today to find out how "our little brothers" are doing. What I saw plunged me into a stupor, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
    So, on the main page, there is such news:
    1.Putin was scared to discuss with Hollande a tribunal for himself on Syria (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100768)
    2. Putin stabbed in the back will build a gas pipeline for Erdogan (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100760)
    3. The PACE President became Putin's kept woman (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100753)
    4. The commercial part of PACE is going to let Russia in (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100744)
    5. The child killer Putin hit Aleppo with bunker bombs. 25 dead (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100795)
    6. The Verkhovna Rada recognized the newly elected State Duma of the Russian Federation as illegitimate (http://ua-today.com/news-from-ukraine/100310)
    1. dumpy15
      dumpy15 12 October 2016 13: 34
      +2
      The boys have a solid oversight! Garneau!
    2. natakor1949
      natakor1949 13 October 2016 14: 58
      0
      Autumn, however, is an aggravation.
  37. Mwg
    Mwg 12 October 2016 13: 21
    +5
    The story of the traitors to the Motherland continues. The expert expressed himself in the best traditions of emigrants who once left the USSR and talked on Radio Liberty about the insignificance of everything Soviet. Only today the word "Soviet" has been replaced by "Russian". Old tricks applied to new conditions ...
    1. ZKB
      ZKB 12 October 2016 14: 03
      0
      By the way, they don't really like the expert, the rank of lieutenant colonel ...
  38. Vasilenko Vladimir
    Vasilenko Vladimir 12 October 2016 13: 21
    +1
    because the US spends 10 times more than Russia on the military
    Well, yes, Americans spend on developing pens for weightlessness, and "stupid" Russians write with an empty pencil without spending a penny
  39. V.ic
    V.ic 12 October 2016 13: 22
    0
    The other day I reread "War and Peace" by the writer Tolstoy ... "Aine Column Marshiren ... Zweine Column Marshiren ...". Although, on the other hand, in the opening shots of the first episode of Jerzy Hoffmann's film "The Flood" two noblemen marching unhurriedly also looked pale.
  40. absaz
    absaz 12 October 2016 13: 22
    0
    Surely this patient escaped from the durk.
    1. Dimy4
      Dimy4 12 October 2016 15: 05
      0
      Why did you run away? An interview can be taken directly from the hospital, for example, during the procedure.
  41. Philip Staros
    Philip Staros 12 October 2016 13: 22
    0
    The shameful miscarriage of runaway freaks - one must assume that the father "went through the war" so much that he fled to the United States after it was not accidental.
    Mercenary.
    And a downright stupid person.

    A good find for a Ukrainian site.
  42. Svetlana
    Svetlana 12 October 2016 13: 22
    +1
    If Moscow uses nuclear missiles, then half of them will take off, and the rest will be intercepted by the global missile defense system.

    Dude, half of that half is enough for you.
    1. Zulu_S
      Zulu_S 12 October 2016 15: 18
      0
      Will 5 pieces be enough?
  43. Warm Padded Jacket
    Warm Padded Jacket 12 October 2016 13: 23
    +2
    Hitler thought so too)
  44. Cat
    Cat 12 October 2016 13: 24
    +2
    Sorry, what are "electromagnetic drones"? Fly on magnetic induction? Levitate in a magnetic field?
  45. Norah
    Norah 12 October 2016 13: 24
    +1
    It looks like a fake. I don’t think there are such ...
    1. Alexanast
      Alexanast 12 October 2016 14: 18
      +7
      Of course, all the more so at the end of the article in bold it is noted who wrote THIS.
      1. Shadow of darkness
        Shadow of darkness 12 October 2016 19: 28
        0
        Of course, all the more so at the end of the article in bold it is noted who wrote THIS.


        I somehow missed this moment. That explains everything!
  46. Dmitry Potapov
    Dmitry Potapov 12 October 2016 13: 24
    0
    This dolbo .. in the know that we have a plan to take Washington? It is seen cartoons seen enough.
    1. IVINYUKHIN
      IVINYUKHIN 12 October 2016 21: 42
      0
      WHAT DOES YOU HAVE?
      1. CT-55_11-9009
        CT-55_11-9009 14 October 2016 02: 55
        +1
        I don’t know how he does, but the General Staff simply must have plans for a war with the most likely opponents. And it is unlikely that the plan consists ONLY of strategic nuclear forces ...
  47. MarioG
    MarioG 12 October 2016 13: 24
    +4
    Such "anolytics" are simply dangerous for all mankind in a psychiatric hospital under lock and key and throw away the key.
    1. Hacked
      Hacked 12 October 2016 15: 27
      0
      Therefore, he is ANALITYK, who is not responsible for his words.
    2. Shadow of darkness
      Shadow of darkness 12 October 2016 19: 24
      0
      There are vague doubts about the real existence of this "analyst", or he is really not on friendly terms with his head.
  48. BecmepH
    BecmepH 12 October 2016 13: 25
    +1
    (interview), apparently, should calm the Maidan public.
    "Sleep well, dear friend ..." they bowed their head sadly and crossed themselves ...
  49. screw cutter
    screw cutter 12 October 2016 13: 26
    +1
    The only correct thing that this analyte did was to choose a place of residence. Not far from the world-famous cemetery. Do not crawl for a long time, wrapped in a sheet.
  50. Philip Staros
    Philip Staros 12 October 2016 13: 26
    +2
    According to ... What will prevent "half of the rockets" from taking off? Obviously, the only thing that can quickly cover missile systems is the US ICBM ... Or does he "believe in Tamaghawks" who fly for THREE HOURS to the target, whose work is sharpened for the flight time of ICBMs in tens of MINUTES ?!
    He did not seem to think about what he was going to shoot down the SECOND half of the missiles.
    "Electromagnetic drones"? Who will they do what, you ram, if all the key systems are sharpened to defeat the EMP of a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ?!
    Stealth? Yes you sho! And the meter-long (!) Radars did not even know that they were invisible ... It may be inconvenient to shoot them down because of the disruption of targeting with millimeter-sized missile guidance heads, but we will know for sure about their presence in the sky.