Embroidery. UkroSlov-2 №3 with Ivan Victory
Hello to all ours and not to ours! I am Ivan Victory and this is Ukroslov!
The theme of the issue is embroidery. And today we will examine several versions and theories of the origin of a unique phenomenon of a truly galactic scale - ukrovyshivanka.
Legends endow this cult Ukrainian article of clothing of a rural resident with very important magical and healing properties.
Vyshyvanka protects against Putin's evil eye, allows you to overlook the rise in prices, taxes and utility bills.
She magically increases the level of love for the President and the Verkhovna Rada. Treats for constipation and impotence (the second is not yet proven). Adds a plus 10 to the hint.
Many times increases the skills of singing the Ukrainian anthem. Almost always protects against the police and ukronatsikov.
And the ukropitriots repeatedly tried to prove that the embroidery protects against a separ bullet ... but unfortunately, not a single live witness of this miracle has been provided yet.
Most of the myths and legends about embroidery, although they sound very plausible, still, have not yet been confirmed by official world science. And it is disturbing and sad. After all, Ukrainian scientists all this has long been proven. Studies of the magical and therapeutic properties of ukrovyshivanka are the main activity of the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences. And it is expanding and growing.
This year alone, more than 516 scientific seminars have been held. More than 7000 ukronauchnyh dissertations are written about embroidery, and 542 ukroonauk candidate ukronauk defended their own diplomas on this topic.
Like this! Zhrite Moskalik!
UkroAkademiya Nauk officially filed a complaint with the Hague Tribunal, as irrefutable suspicions arose that scientists all over the world were bribed by bloody hebee and personally by Putin, it is impossible to explain why no other country in the world does such important research for all mankind. Tse Ganba!
Now do you understand how serious it is?
But change is coming. And the first who decided to break through the blockade of silencing the importance of ukrovyshivanki, became Ukrokanadian scientists. They picked up the initiative of their Ukrainian colleagues. And they are threatening to confirm any results of their research.
And we can only hope that soon and the rest of the world will have to discover and marvel at the dazzling splendor of the ukrovyshivanka. Oh, it remains only to envy them!
Genuine story the creation of the first Ukrainian embroidery was lost somewhere in the centuries. And she came to us only in the form of a beautiful legend - the legend of golden embroidery. It happened in those ancient times, when ancient ukry ruled the whole world. And many other worlds. It happened long before the appearance of the first Muscovites. It was a glorious time of universal harmony and simple everyday happiness.
And once, in the morning, the very first and most ancient protokr took it and invented embroidery ... and without delay, immediately weaved it from the sun's rays and tufts of straw protruding nearby. Vyshivanka was so beautiful that all the ancient ukry understood, that's it!
This is what will bring happiness, wealth, hydration and Svidomo to their descendants. By tradition, gold embroidery began to be transferred from one ancient ruler to another.
By the way, the Greek myth about the golden fleece is a rough plagiarism of the ukromif about the golden embroidery.
Yes it is!
So, for thousands of years Ukraine lived and prospered. In short, everything was zashib and it seemed to be like this forever. But a terrible disaster happened. In what year unknown gold embroidery was lost along with Ukraine. And for many centuries, no one has heard about her or about Ukraine.
But peremogs happen if you believe in them.
And in 1991, the golden embroidery was miraculously found. And along with it was found and Square Ukraine. Everything was beautiful and wonderful again. Golden embroidery has turned into a magical artifact with incredible power. She gave the ruler wearing it .. well .. unaware ... of some kind of rural worldly wisdom. With cleverness!
And all the ukropresident put on a gold embroidery in order to gain this strength to resist the klyatskim Muscovites. And then it happened ... yes .. yes ... the same zrada.
In 2014, Maidan occurred. And the ukroprezident Yanukovych fled the country, taking with him a sacred and ancient artifact - a golden embroidery.
Rumor has it that Putin, purely out of harm, took Yanukovych’s golden embroidery and hid it in one of his chests, somewhere in the Kremlin.
Since then, there is no happiness in Ukraine. And until the golden embroidery does not come back, it will not be.
Ukrouchenye advanced saving theory. What, the more ordinary embroidery will be in the country, the faster the same sacred golden embroidery will return to Ukraine. And now ukrovlasti arrange endless marches embroidered. In the hope of this miracle.
But it does not help.
The youngest ancient Ukrainian empire perishes. There is a strange dependence, the more embroidery becomes on the streets of Ukrainian cities, the more hungry it becomes in the stomachs of Ukrainian citizens.
And further. Wearing embroidery is a strait, well, or protective jacket for the brain. It is looking from whose side to look. She awakens the gloomy Ukrainian genius and ancestral memory. Is the embroidery dangerous for a normal person? Not! As long as he does not recognize in her the symbol of Ukrainianship and fighting with the klyaty Moskal. Then write gone.
An inexplicable paradox. Humility to be ought by the Europeans and the gratuitous donning of embroidery for any reason leads to conflict. After all, dressing up in rural clothes in the West is made only on rare national holidays. And the daily wearing of such clothing is contrary to the Western concept of progress and civilization.
In the world of diplomacy and business, there is business etiquette, according to which it is customary to come to work, negotiations or business meeting in business suits. But this rule does not bother African leaders and ukropolitikov. But the African leaders at least do not distort themselves from the tseuropeytsev.
But the vile anti-Semites slander. That the first mention of embroidery they found in the secret protocols of the Dnepropetrovsk sages. And there is a funny thing said that embroidery is in fact, folk ukrosemititsky outfit for circumcision.
Little ukrosemitovs were dressed up in embroidered clothes, and after reading the secret prayers and singing the hymn ... they made them a little ... In short, the Ukrainian embroidery was not at all Ukrainian.
Morality:
Vyshivanka - a festive outfit to meet new zrad.
Traditional addition.
In fact, from an ordinary thing that does not carry any political context and is a piece of clothing of a rural resident, embroidery has become a symbol of ukronacism. And it has become the marker with which the authorities are trying to mark citizens loyal to themselves and their actions.
So, if you support the idiocy of the Ukrainian government, corruption, fattening oligarchs, depressed morons, hatred, poverty, total degradation and the continuation of the war, then you just need to dress up in embroidery.
But you need to understand that putting on embroidery for show, you refuse to be Russian. At the present time, this is essentially a political performance supporting ukronacism. It's like coming out at gays.
Putting on a shirt is a public act of recognizing that you are no longer Russian ... but a mentally unconventionally oriented ukripitriot. And the criterion of the value of such a citizen in Ukraine is not the mind, not decency, not the ability and talents, and benefits not brought to the country and society. And just the fact of putting on embroidery.
Everything! See you soon!
The theme of the issue is embroidery. And today we will examine several versions and theories of the origin of a unique phenomenon of a truly galactic scale - ukrovyshivanka.
Legends endow this cult Ukrainian article of clothing of a rural resident with very important magical and healing properties.
Vyshyvanka protects against Putin's evil eye, allows you to overlook the rise in prices, taxes and utility bills.
She magically increases the level of love for the President and the Verkhovna Rada. Treats for constipation and impotence (the second is not yet proven). Adds a plus 10 to the hint.
Many times increases the skills of singing the Ukrainian anthem. Almost always protects against the police and ukronatsikov.
And the ukropitriots repeatedly tried to prove that the embroidery protects against a separ bullet ... but unfortunately, not a single live witness of this miracle has been provided yet.
Most of the myths and legends about embroidery, although they sound very plausible, still, have not yet been confirmed by official world science. And it is disturbing and sad. After all, Ukrainian scientists all this has long been proven. Studies of the magical and therapeutic properties of ukrovyshivanka are the main activity of the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences. And it is expanding and growing.
This year alone, more than 516 scientific seminars have been held. More than 7000 ukronauchnyh dissertations are written about embroidery, and 542 ukroonauk candidate ukronauk defended their own diplomas on this topic.
Like this! Zhrite Moskalik!
UkroAkademiya Nauk officially filed a complaint with the Hague Tribunal, as irrefutable suspicions arose that scientists all over the world were bribed by bloody hebee and personally by Putin, it is impossible to explain why no other country in the world does such important research for all mankind. Tse Ganba!
Now do you understand how serious it is?
But change is coming. And the first who decided to break through the blockade of silencing the importance of ukrovyshivanki, became Ukrokanadian scientists. They picked up the initiative of their Ukrainian colleagues. And they are threatening to confirm any results of their research.
And we can only hope that soon and the rest of the world will have to discover and marvel at the dazzling splendor of the ukrovyshivanka. Oh, it remains only to envy them!
Genuine story the creation of the first Ukrainian embroidery was lost somewhere in the centuries. And she came to us only in the form of a beautiful legend - the legend of golden embroidery. It happened in those ancient times, when ancient ukry ruled the whole world. And many other worlds. It happened long before the appearance of the first Muscovites. It was a glorious time of universal harmony and simple everyday happiness.
And once, in the morning, the very first and most ancient protokr took it and invented embroidery ... and without delay, immediately weaved it from the sun's rays and tufts of straw protruding nearby. Vyshivanka was so beautiful that all the ancient ukry understood, that's it!
This is what will bring happiness, wealth, hydration and Svidomo to their descendants. By tradition, gold embroidery began to be transferred from one ancient ruler to another.
By the way, the Greek myth about the golden fleece is a rough plagiarism of the ukromif about the golden embroidery.
Yes it is!
So, for thousands of years Ukraine lived and prospered. In short, everything was zashib and it seemed to be like this forever. But a terrible disaster happened. In what year unknown gold embroidery was lost along with Ukraine. And for many centuries, no one has heard about her or about Ukraine.
But peremogs happen if you believe in them.
And in 1991, the golden embroidery was miraculously found. And along with it was found and Square Ukraine. Everything was beautiful and wonderful again. Golden embroidery has turned into a magical artifact with incredible power. She gave the ruler wearing it .. well .. unaware ... of some kind of rural worldly wisdom. With cleverness!
And all the ukropresident put on a gold embroidery in order to gain this strength to resist the klyatskim Muscovites. And then it happened ... yes .. yes ... the same zrada.
In 2014, Maidan occurred. And the ukroprezident Yanukovych fled the country, taking with him a sacred and ancient artifact - a golden embroidery.
Rumor has it that Putin, purely out of harm, took Yanukovych’s golden embroidery and hid it in one of his chests, somewhere in the Kremlin.
Since then, there is no happiness in Ukraine. And until the golden embroidery does not come back, it will not be.
Ukrouchenye advanced saving theory. What, the more ordinary embroidery will be in the country, the faster the same sacred golden embroidery will return to Ukraine. And now ukrovlasti arrange endless marches embroidered. In the hope of this miracle.
But it does not help.
The youngest ancient Ukrainian empire perishes. There is a strange dependence, the more embroidery becomes on the streets of Ukrainian cities, the more hungry it becomes in the stomachs of Ukrainian citizens.
And further. Wearing embroidery is a strait, well, or protective jacket for the brain. It is looking from whose side to look. She awakens the gloomy Ukrainian genius and ancestral memory. Is the embroidery dangerous for a normal person? Not! As long as he does not recognize in her the symbol of Ukrainianship and fighting with the klyaty Moskal. Then write gone.
An inexplicable paradox. Humility to be ought by the Europeans and the gratuitous donning of embroidery for any reason leads to conflict. After all, dressing up in rural clothes in the West is made only on rare national holidays. And the daily wearing of such clothing is contrary to the Western concept of progress and civilization.
In the world of diplomacy and business, there is business etiquette, according to which it is customary to come to work, negotiations or business meeting in business suits. But this rule does not bother African leaders and ukropolitikov. But the African leaders at least do not distort themselves from the tseuropeytsev.
But the vile anti-Semites slander. That the first mention of embroidery they found in the secret protocols of the Dnepropetrovsk sages. And there is a funny thing said that embroidery is in fact, folk ukrosemititsky outfit for circumcision.
Little ukrosemitovs were dressed up in embroidered clothes, and after reading the secret prayers and singing the hymn ... they made them a little ... In short, the Ukrainian embroidery was not at all Ukrainian.
Morality:
Vyshivanka - a festive outfit to meet new zrad.
Traditional addition.
In fact, from an ordinary thing that does not carry any political context and is a piece of clothing of a rural resident, embroidery has become a symbol of ukronacism. And it has become the marker with which the authorities are trying to mark citizens loyal to themselves and their actions.
So, if you support the idiocy of the Ukrainian government, corruption, fattening oligarchs, depressed morons, hatred, poverty, total degradation and the continuation of the war, then you just need to dress up in embroidery.
But you need to understand that putting on embroidery for show, you refuse to be Russian. At the present time, this is essentially a political performance supporting ukronacism. It's like coming out at gays.
Putting on a shirt is a public act of recognizing that you are no longer Russian ... but a mentally unconventionally oriented ukripitriot. And the criterion of the value of such a citizen in Ukraine is not the mind, not decency, not the ability and talents, and benefits not brought to the country and society. And just the fact of putting on embroidery.
Everything! See you soon!
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