Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. The carriages will carry ferries, and the ferries - carriages. To Ahressor from rzhaki dead

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Greetings to you, dear and adored people! I do not accidentally write "people." We now rarely call your brother such a word. More like quilted jackets, separatists, Bandera, atoshniki and other maydauny in use. And you still have the name of the species. People! Little people! The crown (well, think, think) of nature.

To be honest, it's a shame. Well, that's why you, with all the sanctions against Russia, with "vsemirprotiv", with obvious provocations in Syria, with a mad rush on your Olympic team, with ... But what to list something? You know everything yourself. So, why do you manage to remain human beings? Why does your team win at the Olympic Games after everything that politicians did to it and even from the top ten teams do not crash?

And we have ... Any medal - happiness. Howl in the media. Here recently your girls won against Ukrainian women in fencing. But we took second place! Silver of the Olympics is also not a weak reward. Most publications in unison congratulated ... Ukraine and said almost nothing about the "gold" of Russia. But when Ukrainians beat Russians in the quarter-finals of men, you would read our media. Ukraine has avenged Russia for losing its girls! Ukraine tore up Russia! And stuff like that. True, in the next round our Italians threw out of the draw. But this is already a custom. Peremoga turns into zradu. The main thing - "broke off."

By the way, I read here about ARMI. Beautiful at you. It was not possible to see the Games, but the award was impressive. So many armies represented. So many awards established. Especially blacks impressed. Oh, sorry (I'm European now), - African Africans. When they were given the prize for their will to win. And these, which are the best cooks.

That's why? Why are strong people so kind? And, on the contrary, are the half-wits so evil? Why does a strong army "play" in ARMI, and does a parody kill? I noticed this feature of you a long time ago. We, too, so it was. Earlier, when people were people ... A huge barn gently lifts a child and passes it to his mother. A "fry" will pass by, not notice.

Well, about sports. Alone nerves. And I already have a very nervous system. I understand that you are waiting for my comment on the events in Crimea. What do we think about this. Well...

Most Ukrainians believe that the events in the Crimea are completely on the conscience of the FSB. Exactly. Well, do not believe our hornbills that we are able to blow something up in another country. Even in Russia. Paradox?

Not at all. Our press is very attentive and sensible today, finally, has dotted all the points above and. In the first days it was just ridiculous to read the messages of "journalists". Even it was not necessary to think. I haven't met such nonsense for a long time. And such confusion. And now it seems they have come up with an otmaz.

Yes you, I think, read our "smart articles". Therefore, I’ll tell you what those who have not yet lost such an ability to think think.

Something like this. Putin decided to apply the same method to Ukraine as to Turkey. The difference is that Ukraine today is not so heavily dependent on Russia economically. And therefore, you need to "push" politically. No, there is, of course, the military component. Only about this side of the coin below we will talk.

I did not expect our guarantor of such a reaction from Russia. Any, but not so restrained. The two soldiers killed is not a figure. This is the Russians. And the idea was to annoy Putin. Only then I realized that I really got angry. On your ass. Understood and panicked.

"Ukraine strongly condemns terrorism in all its manifestations and forms and, accordingly, rejects the practice of using any terrorist measures to de-occupy the Crimea."

"I also expect that the Russian Federation will ensure the proper implementation of aspects of the Minsk security agreements, including through the use of Normandy format mechanisms."

Some readers, after reading a quote from the presidential press service, did not understand the meaning. What is the panic? And you carefully read. Where is our Ukrainian "urya"? Where is "we protect Europe from the barbarians from the East"? Where is "Putin crossed the border"?

And no! Of course, when you have the right to choose, for example, to get a dog, then you need to be prepared, as the dog has the right to choose to have a flea. Only now, for some reason, Ukraine has decided that it has the right to a “dog”, but we do not need “fleas”.

But what struck you most was the reaction of your government and president. Fast and tough. Even cruel. But ... well justified. And we understand that.

"Of course, in these conditions, meeting in the Norman format, especially in China, is meaningless. Apparently, those people who seized [power] in Kiev and continue to hold it, instead of searching for compromises (...), instead of look for a peaceful solution, turned to the practice of terror. "

From the go and in the forehead. For the slow-witted, Putin made it clear that we are a terrorist state. Unless, of course, discard all these diplomatic quirks. And Europe today is jumping from the word "terror" just as well as us in 14.

Simply put, Russia acted according to the old scheme. And we ... too old. It seems like this. Ukraine tried to arrange a woman in the Crimea. Listen, Mr. President, this is a society of alcoholics anonymous. And what do you think I made this decision sober? Although, who knows, maybe I'm right?

As a result, we understand that Russia is tired of us. Tired of bullshit. Tired of "mistranslation", tired of "fraternity." Russia has made the world a choice. Either you support Ukraine and terrorist power, or not. By the way, drew attention to the fact that there are no names of those killed? No saboteurs corpses? But the saboteurs could not "move to the Ukrainian territory".

They initially operate in the rear! And the border guards guard. And this, if not cool, the FSB. I think that in the case of our "bunches" the corpses "will emerge." And it will be a very serious kick Poroshenko. It’s not just that the Kremlin keeps silence ...

I almost forgot. He promised to mention the military aspect as well. So, we, of course, hope that the Russians will "come." Well, to surrender was not as far from home as it is today. But we understand that this will not happen. Do you need it? And Russia will not fight in antiquated ways. Crashes rockets and aviation on positions and points of deployment and all. Amen of the Ukrainian army. This is even a cockroach understandable. So there will be no one to give up.

So for us today, the media drive another "chip." We must prepare for the guerrilla war! Simply put, prepare officers, build another moat and dig another wall, build military infrastructure, pull out reservists who still remain. Well, you understand. For us today, the main thing is to "prepare." For what? So it does not matter. Get ready and that's it. That the people were busy and did not think too much.

Especially as our scouts have stunned us with top secret information. I am sure that yours did not tell you that. So, exclusive!

"Means of delivery of nuclear weapons now located on the territory of the Crimea - on the airfields and at the naval base of Sevastopol. These are warships and submarines. The nuclear warheads themselves are on the territory of the Southern Military District of the Russian Federation "

Hmmm ... Rumor has it that even cockroaches are poisoned in our dining room. But so far I have just carried by. Good to be an idiot. Delivery vehicles are in Crimea, and nuclear weapons in the Southern Military District. And we firmly believe our masters of the cloak and dagger. Even questions do not arise. And what for goat bayan? For how many hours will a rocket with nuclear weapons fly longer to the Kherson region (and any other) from Rostov or Voronezh than from Sevastopol or Yalta?

I watched here recently cartoon. Yes Yes. About the Flood! You probably know this history. Well, where is the "every creature on a pair." And you know (you remember my past notes on how to see this world) found the answer to one question. Connected just with my country.

Many still write that our government suffers from collective paranoia. And what is it? Where did the word come from? Do not believe it, but from this very story with the flood.

"Critters" were "a couple." But when Noah took inventory, it turned out that not all! Framed Lord Noah. He didn't have a pair! Although, on the other hand, it means that he is not a “creature”. But since then this word has appeared. Podstava means "couple of Noah!"

Everything. Enough! Stop answering your political questions! Especially because I'm offended by some. Remember, one of my loyal friends wrote in the comments that I had a trident on my chitin. X-ray, lice take it.

In short, I'm spinning near the mirror. Otherwise, even the cockroach does not see its own back. I am looking for this most trident. Or there is a falcon with a pair of heads. Nope But there is a cockroach. I saw and arranged for such a tararam that ... I barely left. More precisely run away. Liars, I don't have a trident chitin! And there is no eagle. Clean and loyal (this is for Tarakanushka).

How difficult is our business! Russia is still mirror answers. Well, have a conscience. You are nonsense, but we ... Once again, we solved the problem with the transit. You do not let our cars go to Georgia. And we are their ... ferry. By the new transit route. One hundred cars on two ferries. And now you cry. We will not pay for transit! And then in general, all the goods will be sent so!

Vyshivanok out is preparing a proposal about this. He watched the chronicle of the military. And there are shots there when the sea was delivered by swimming in tanks in the sea. Straight from the fuel tank dumped into the sea. She's swimming. And there, gathered in the "train" and pulls the train where necessary.

Vyshivanok offers in Kiev to dump cargoes directly into Kiev. Let "samosplavom" in Kherson float. And there, gathered in a heap and dragged to Poti or Batumi. Economy! True, this is the second sentence. The first was to use the largest aircraft in the world, "Mriya". Only no fuel.

Well, in Odessa, we still have problems. The state enterprise "Ukrtransgaz" declares that the Odessa Port Plant has independently stopped the consumption of natural gas in accordance with the notification of the company.

"In violation of the instructions of the Prime Minister of Ukraine, on the night of 10 on 11 in August, 2016 of PJSC" Ukrtransgaz "sharply reduced the supply of natural gas to OPZ JSC, as a result stop the plant and stop production "

Our say that the plant is not just stopped. There is a deep conversion to the production of vaseline! With the scent of melon, lemon, orange and others ... And this was done in connection with the gay parade in Odessa. Tolerance. And the European choice.

Here I have a thought today. Kiev and Odessa are hero cities. But it was the Communists who gave them such titles. Waiting for some creature to notice. There are no more monuments left. Let's "hero city" decommunize! But it will be. The mutation continues.
On the other hand, there were hero-cities, now geyroy cities. After these gay parades. Sala Ukraine. Hero fame!

Well, the last, I guess. Our system (mda ...) of education after school innovations took up students. Stop feeding the parasites. Moreover, after receiving diplomas, toilet bowls in Europe are still to be cleaned. In general, scholarships were canceled. It will be social and contractual. Social in order to save on ambulance calls. Well, in order to take the corpses of the hungry people from the classrooms and dystrophics to hospitals.

But the contract ... Among the students, too, come across those who have a brain. They will then look for "firm" and take on the contract. We pay you for your studies, and then you will be our slave. Only now, it seems to our cockroach community, that in this way the government deprived poverty of the opportunity to learn. It is clear that dad businessman will pay for his studies in any case. He pays today. And dad peasant?

But from the point of view of our "lords of atamans" everything is correct. Nothing to shirk from the fight! All in the ATO! Yes, and in terms of patriotism right. We, the educated, have not forgotten how to think. And now, when education begins to correspond to the attitudes of the head of our new “heroes” such as Bandera and others like him, there will be many more galloping horses. And they will ride higher.

One of our "physician" (the one that lives in a medical institute) cited an interesting figure. One semester of study costs 35000 hryvnia. Multiply by the time of training. 350000 hryvnia. And we divide by the average salary of a doctor - 3000 hryvnia. Even if you do not eat or drink, how many years will the doctor "repel" your studies? And will this doctor “heroically” refuse bribes?

Well, one small fact especially for fellow countrymen. Why? Yes, simply because we in Ukraine are very carefully monitoring the price of oil. Not because we extract ourselves or consume more. Not. We monitor how much groszy the aggressor country receives for its oil. Watch and consider. Natura such.

So here. World oil consumption in 2017 will beat the new record and will amount to 95,41 million barrels per day (b / s). At the same time, OPEC improved the oil demand forecast in 2016 for 30 thousand b / s - to 94,26 million. The increase is associated with an increase in raw material consumption in some countries of Europe and Asia in the first half of the year.

In short, dear countrymen, again zrada. Can this OPEC on Gilyak? Around are Putin’s hand and Kiselev’s propaganda (who among Russians doesn’t know, this is one of your favorite TV presenters).

Okay. Today we had quite serious things to describe. I know that some will not like it. Will require a satire of humor. But this is life. I really hope that I will not hear what my cockroach sometimes hears from her husband. "I understand you from a half-word." This is not a closeness of souls. This cockroach is “Stop talking. You’re talking twice as much as I can stand.”

So do bets gentlemen. That win shiz or paranoia in Ukraine. And I - sleep. The work has increased. We are preparing for winter. We think that this time the freebies will be much smaller. Need to stock up. It's good when you feel at home at home. And there is a cockroach. What you want.
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  1. +28
    August 17 2016
    And here ... Any medal is happiness. Howl in the media.

    Ukrainian gymnast Oleg Vernyaev, who brought the first gold medal to Ukraine at the Olympics in Rio, became the Olympic champion in individual exercises on the uneven bars, turned out to be an admirer of Russian leader Vladimir Putin.
    Immediately after the laudatory odes in the media, "compromising evidence" was found against the athlete. Social media users reported that Oleg Vernyaev is a supporter of the Russian president.
    “Oleg Vernyaev is an open supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin. On Instagram, he is subscribed to the publics dedicated to the Russian leader: kremlin_russian and putin_leader. ", - write social network users ....
    Source: http://nahnews.org/893453-iz-geroev-v-predateli-vernyaev-okazalsya-poklonnikom-p
    utina /
    1. +28
      August 17 2016
      Quote: VSZMK
      turned out to be an admirer of Russian leader Vladimir Putin.


      Again the joyful joy! All around are enemies and agents of Putin! Spies of the bloody gebny and everywhere the long arm of Moscow!

      Mom ... Lyolik ... "PAMAGITE" ... SOS !!!
      Uncle, why are you shouting ?!
      Get out of here boy, don't bother!
      1. -53
        August 17 2016
        Quote: Diana Ilyina
        Mom ... Lyolik ... "PAMAGITE" ... SOS !!!

        - oh ... one more toy came ...
        - Di-Anna (Anna x 2, that is), good morning to you. Has the neck been stretched already?
        - then - hey !! laughing
        1. +23
          August 17 2016
          Quote: Cat Man Null
          - oh ... one more toy came ...
          - Di-Anna (Anna x 2, that is), good morning to you. Has the neck been stretched already?
          - then - hey !! laughing


          Took it and spoiled the mood in the morning! Well, who are you after that ?! And who do you want "hoo" ?!
          1. -23
            August 17 2016
            Quote: Diana Ilyina
            Took it and spoiled the mood in the morning!

            - my apologies, I wanted, on the contrary, to give pleasure ... fellow

            Quote: Diana Ilyina
            Well, who are you after that ?!

            - I am a Cat ... I walk on my own ... (c)

            Quote: Diana Ilyina
            And who do you need "hoo" ?!

            - can I, if there is no one else yet laughing
      2. +23
        August 17 2016
        - Tell me, Holmes, why did those who went out to the Maidan put pots and pans on their heads?
        - Well, it's elementary, Watson! To show everyone that they do not cook with them !!!

        Ps: (from the mood repair kit!) Yes
        1. +8
          August 17 2016
          Salo to Ukraine! Heroyam SAVAN!
    2. +18
      August 17 2016
      You write, write cockroach. You do the right thing.
      After the Crimean events, I am ready to vote with both hands for a otvetku, so that they will have everything there, so that there would be no thoughts to climb with a weapon again. So you read it, and somehow it lets you ... not all the animals are there.
      It is very disappointing that the whisper of the sane is heard less and less often, behind the cries of the stoned ones.
    3. 0
      23 September 2016
      Yes, they, along the way, all the media are subscribed to Putin and the Russian Federation!))))))))))))
  2. +19
    August 17 2016
    Yeah! Sadness at VnaUkre! Be fruitful and multiply human cockroaches, chase alcoholic bugs from your kitchen
  3. +17
    August 17 2016
    Why does your national team, after everything that politicians have done to it, wins the Olympic Games and doesn't even leave the top ten teams?
    Why? Because:
    -The mind cannot understand Russia ...
    We live more in soul than in mind. Hence our troubles and victories.

    Thank you "mustachioed", it's a pity that everything is happening now, but I think that sooner or later, the "scale" will be removed and everything will start to "settle down"
    1. +6
      August 17 2016
      The empire of evil ... Very evil ... And sports anger does its job ... hi
  4. +2
    August 17 2016
    Rumor has it that even cockroaches are poisoned in our cafeteria.

    laughing laughing The author amused me from the heart. But it’s true, cockroaches don’t live in our dining room either, they die from the kind of food they feed us. laughing
  5. +12
    August 17 2016
    I read it! Respect to the mustache!
    1. +9
      August 17 2016
      Yes, the Mustache is needed now more than ever, but not a cockroach!
  6. +31
    August 17 2016
    Oh, cockroach! you are doing the right thing, because who knows what it will turn out to be. Here our border guards got aroused ...
    According to PolitNavigator, his correspondent managed to communicate with one of the border guards in the Kherson region. According to him, everything that Kiev says today about saboteurs and abduction does not lend itself to any logic.
    “In less than two hours, Kiev immediately disowned the detainees in Crimea. If you believe in the version that people were stolen from the territory of Ukraine, then this is a complaint to us, the Border Service of Ukraine. Because it’s impossible to transport a person bound and gagged across the border. In addition, if it was the citizens of Ukraine who were abducted, why should Russia kill its military personnel, and then not start "mochilovo"? ”, - said the border guard.
    And he notes that after all this, Ukrainian soldiers and border guards will think several times before following orders from Kiev.

    It’s scary to imagine what will happen if they really think and yes ...
    okay, here I’ve seen a recipe on the Internet, write it down and tell my wife, everything will come in handy on the farm
    Gently chopping the fuel elements into small pieces, without peeling them from the skin and pulp, place them in a saucepan with fresh 100% nitric acid and stir with a golden spoon until all the pieces have dissolved. Strain the resulting broth through a strainer, and then add 30% tributyl phosphate in kerosene to the saucepan. The color of the broth will immediately change, and the kitchen will be filled with amazing aromas, so pleasing to your beloved spouse. To give the broth a golden color, without fail, pour ammonium nitrate into it and several spoons of 60% nitric acid heated to boiling. After a few minutes, the fragmentation nuclides will turn into refined, and only uranium and plutonium will remain in the broth. By this time, in the second saucepan, you just boil a solution of ferrous salt, which, after adding, will add nutrient broth. Do not apply to saturate the broth with a solution of chlorine or sulfur, serve hot.
  7. Riv
    +29
    August 17 2016
    - Son, don't push your fingers into the socket. It will give you an electric shock.
    - Duc dad, they won't spill.
    - From yaky you goof! .. And you take the carnations.
  8. +4
    August 17 2016
    For the dull-witted, Putin clearly said that we are a terrorist state.

    State, not country. These are slightly different concepts
  9. +6
    August 17 2016
    The author is a master of the syllable! Straightly verbal Kukryniksy! laughing
  10. +8
    August 17 2016
    I'll just say thank you for the article, but I won't comment on the meaning, there will be too much mate!
  11. +6
    August 17 2016
    So place your bets gentlemen. That shiz or paranoia will win in Ukraine.... Everything .. what are the stakes? .. Shiz and paranoia in Ukraine, the twins are brothers .. they walk around the country in an embrace, the virus is vaccinated .. they celebrate the victory .. or whatever you have ...
  12. +11
    August 17 2016
    Cockroach, your humor is perhaps the only salvation in this boiling cauldron.
  13. +14
    August 17 2016
    What can I say? The article, without saying a word, repeats the attitude of the thinking part of society to what is happening in Ukraine. By the way, look at Pravda 43 issue on YouTube with Grigory Kvasnyuk. You have the impression that you were sitting nearby and typing hi
    And as for what is happening, one gets the impression that Parashenko is in a place with his gang and other gangs after they plowed to the Crimea at the border. They understood what they had been striving for for so long. Still, they achieved and Vladimir Putin finally paid attention to them. Having achieved this attention on the "joys", spewing out a bunch of diarrheal gas, they rushed like cockroaches around the kitchen where the light was turned on. And now they don't know what to do with this attention now. laughing Either to run, or to grumble about the fact that "we are nope" And Putin does not pick up the phone. And now, like those three fools Orland, Merkel and the "super peacemaker" the three of them will discuss something themselves.
    Well, your students got what they deserved. As the main protagonists of the Maidan. In other matters, their sadness about scholarships, etc. We give a damn about it.
    And stockpile. Winter is not far off. Your housing and communal services are like death with a scythe over the Ukrainians.
    By the way, do not tell me, but where does all the nonsense of the Ukrainians go when they move to Russia, for example? No, at first, of course, they still grumble something, but this is only the first time. And then they do not calm down. Many diseases are treated by starvation and cold. As I understand it Ukraine this winter enrolled in masochists prepared for mass therapy laughing
    1. 0
      August 19 2016
      Nonsense or truth? request

      US Ambassador to Ukraine announced the supply of American weapons in the coming days
      http://www.gazeta.ru/army/news/9014141.shtml
  14. +3
    August 17 2016
    Why does your national team, after everything that politicians have done to it, win the Olympic Games?

    It's finished! For the first time in a hundred years, albeit in a vile way, the Ameroids "defeated" Russia !! lol am
  15. +6
    August 17 2016
    While there are such cockroaches in Ukraine, things are not so bad. Hopefully there are others like this. They just hide in the corners and are not visible. It cannot be that the infection of idiocy has affected the entire population. Hold on, tarakasha, look for your own kind. After all the sick have died from the infection, people like you will be very much needed by the country.
  16. +12
    August 17 2016
    Judging by the minuses, the number of stetsunov has increased. Only now it is not clear those who write comments for the Cockroach. And those who are against, stupidly put cons and all.
    Probably nothing to say in response to the coverage of events by a cockroach winked Just wailed about the Russian trip to the Kherson region ... Horror. The cockroach still softens the colors ...
  17. +7
    August 17 2016
    I love to read Cockroach, with such humor, not rarely sad. Well done, I always put pluses to your articles.
  18. +3
    August 17 2016
    Really and with humor, all aspects are emphasized and presented in an accessible form ....... Respek you cockroach.
  19. +3
    August 17 2016
    all this reminds of an old anecdote, but now it has new content: Petro, at the request of John, invites Jean and Hans to beat the M.O.S.K.A.L.E. well, then everything is the same. scho.IMHO
  20. +5
    August 17 2016
    Thank you Tarakasha - smiled as always. Though Sad .......
  21. +1
    August 17 2016
    It would be funny if it were not so sad.
    Judging by the latest Notes, it’s nerves.
    ... Sending his Cockroach and Cockroach away, Cockroach directed his legs towards the southeast of his chamber # 6.There he: -Dill! Ragul! And he, bang on his belly and cry: -Your own! ... And so only because I remained adequate. And when you think what will happen to the rest, fear creeps in, or even not understand what could happen. It's like presenting the universe and not being able to create it ... recourse
  22. Xab
    -8
    August 17 2016
    The fact that the author writes the same thing and is happening here is only not so clearly noticeable so far as in Ukraine, I think in a couple of three years it will be and our situation is no worse than now in Ukraine.
    1. +2
      August 17 2016
      And you, my friend, look less zomboyaschik and live with your mind. Read, this and that, live and draw conclusions from the information received. In Ukraine, most are too lazy to do this, why?, When everything is shown and told on TV anyway.
      I read all sorts of fantastic books and I see that in every fairy tale there is a grain of truth, and a greater one.
  23. +2
    August 17 2016
    ... I already have a very nervous system

    Here, not in the eyebrow, but in the eye. Straight up my personal sense of the last time smile
  24. +2
    August 17 2016
    We think that this time there will be much less free crumbs. We need to prepare supplies. It's good when you feel at home at home

    What's true is true. Not only you, but we also need to prepare supplies. And winter is likely to be harsh. For us, in the Urals, nothing, we are familiar, we even dream that the winter was colder, for some reason we do not like the warm winter.
    But I really liked the last phrase. Can I attach it to the wall? First, of course, I will print it on the printer. In colour.
    And again thanks for the article and a plus. Huge.
  25. +2
    August 17 2016
    the Ukrainian authorities are doing everything clearly and, apparently, according to plan. Fools do not come to power (gygy).
    Only now their task is to arrange tension on the border with Russia, well, they are trying, along the way, filling their pockets. It smelled fried, Uncle Petya decided to build a factory in Russia, yeah, in an aggressor country with which Ukraine has been fighting heroically for many years. So it will only get worse. The next composition of the Ukrainian rulers will be even nastier, choose more frostbitten scum, and we will make bets.
  26. +2
    August 17 2016
    Somehow svidomye are not friends with sports. The communes of the DPRK, for today, 21st place, the communes of Cuba-22nd place, Kazakhstan-20th place, Super Duper Independent Democratic Republic of Dill-33rd place. Hooray. Peremoga. Sweden is even lower - 34th place. But the weak performance of the Ukrainian team at the Olympics is their internal problems, this does not concern us. Degradation of society, it is degradation in all manifestations, including in sports. We are directly concerned with the events in Crimea. It is clear that the Ukrainian government is disowning what has happened, it is clear that the Ukrainian media writes all sorts of fantastic scenarios, like they shot themselves drunk. But another thing is also understandable. That the president's sphinker just shrank and the diarrhea started after Putin's words. Oh, no wonder he called Nazarbayev, asked to see him help. What did he say, I'm not guilty, they came themselves. I think it won't help. It's time to respond throughout the program. For all your vile deeds. What will be the measures, we'll see. I think that they will feel it on their own skin and the curators, who have been crap by the way, will not help. We are waiting for the results.
  27. +2
    August 17 2016
    Excellent article fellow cockroach!
  28. +2
    August 17 2016
    "I understand you perfectly." It's not the closeness of souls .... "
    Nope! This is the closeness of souls ... Yes Believe me! (36 years old - "soul to soul") When, when watching news with negative statements or actions, a simultaneous shout is heard against Russia: "Got it, stsuki!", I want to hug my wife, pour her coffee with cream, turn on the Olympics - 2016 (all sorts of synchronized swimming there) and, jump out to smoke in the yard, admire the wandering sons of size 45 and 46, standing in the hallway, waiting for the owners, to appreciate the languid shine of spoons and a slender row of spinning rods ... This work week, someday will end ?! am
  29. 0
    August 17 2016
    Hits missiles and aircraft at positions and points of deployment and that's it. Amen to the Ukrainian army.

    This will not happen! The guilty will be responsible and in full measure!
    After the war, they themselves starved, and the Germans were fed, but with you too ...
    We have no hatred for you, bewilderment, regret, and some have already "got rich" with disgust, but there are not many of them.
    1. +2
      August 17 2016
      Everything is written correctly. And if these ... not smart people still decide to attack? Now you can expect anything from them. Sanity at zero. Then how?
      Of course, the guilty will answer, only because they must be caught from the beginning ... So it's not so simple.
      Personally, I have a worm inside ... Two of our soldiers are the fault of Ukraine. We divide the Ukrainian state and the people. But those who today are killing civilians in the Donbass are also people. They didn’t come from the moon. They are Ukrainians gladly killing Ukrainians.
      I will even assume that the people will support the new government. And where do all the pravoseki and other pots and heads go? Where to go to those who shouted "Moskolyak on Gilyak"?
  30. +4
    August 17 2016
    I always read with pleasure. Bitter humor, good style. Many thanks! We will wait for the continuation of your notes.
  31. +1
    August 17 2016
    Truly, grandfather Shchukar. Laughter through tears. Now it's not even a shame for myself that this is happening, but for their ancestors, who sipped grief from one pot, and now they are wiping their feet about them.
  32. 0
    August 18 2016
    Everything is correct. It’s strange, I don’t even want to be indignant.
  33. 0
    August 18 2016
    Podsta means "couple of Noah!"

    this is especially strong !!! laughing laughing For this I would put you a cockroach ++++++ good
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  35. +2
    August 18 2016
    it's all funny, but the people on the ruin are duped to such an extent that they don't understand humor. Moreover, this people must undergo defascisation and de-Ukrainianization. Without this world there will be no ruin
  36. 0
    August 18 2016
    wink Thank you Tarakash - never, she-she will never keep "Raid" in the house again ... wink drinks
  37. 0
    August 18 2016
    Good article, correct.
    A lot is covered, I can add only from myself:
    1. ARMY will be next year, come. Better of course at the close, the most colorful will be again on the last day. Regarding the cooks, yeah it was prepared beautifully (I saw it personally and inhaled the fragrance, I didn’t have to try it) Kozhugetovich personally tasted it, which is probably why they were congratulated first. it’s true I was sorry for the blacks (I’m not a tolerant European, so I’ll excuse blacks to call Negroes in Russian) in the evening when the award was already cool enough + 12, so the guys and the host froze like Mowgli in that joke, though I was also cold. And what was the salute !!! Oh, it's just an extravaganza of fire, very impressed. But most of all I liked it when in the final our car on the track bridge flew up all the stands roared, and the foreign warriors waved our tricolor and shouted RUSSIA.
    2. Events in the Crimea, believe me, and we were forced to get very worried (but what is there that worries right now). Because if our explosives called someone a terrorist, we’ll guarantee that we’ll wet the toilet. Now we’re thinking how to wet, where and in what quantity.
  38. -2
    August 19 2016
    For aggression against sovereign Ukraine, the occupation of the Ukrainian Crimea and Donbass, there will be a just and cruel retribution to the country of Putin's tundra barbarians!
    For everything and in full!
    1. +1
      August 19 2016
      Quote: Vladlen
      For everything and in full!

      By the morning you will make your career at such a pace wassat How do you remind me of Gnezdilov from an apple what
    2. 0
      August 19 2016
      Quote: Vladlen
      brutal retribution to the country of Putin's tundrabarbarians

      - talk, son, talk more wink
      - what a delicious word - "tundravarvarov". Tomorrow I'll try to call someone like that, I'll see the reaction laughing
      1. +2
        August 19 2016
        Quote: Cat Man Null
        Tomorrow I'll try to call someone like that, I'll see the reaction

        Just imagine what You get up in the morning, you try to put your foot in the sneaker and there winked Your cat puts in it what you fed her yesterday and says with a nasty mouth: Busy !!! wassat Now you can imagine the reaction sad
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          1. +1
            August 19 2016
            Quote: Cat Man Null
            if some bastard puts a plus on this comment, I will find it and eat it

            God help smile
            Quote: Cat Man Null
            - damn, I can't ...

            And after a plus on ... fenshui? wink laughing
            1. -1
              August 19 2016
              Quote: Ruslan67
              Quote: Cat Man Null
              if some bastard puts a plus on this comment, I will find it and eat it

              God help smile
              Quote: Cat Man Null
              - damn, I can't ...

              And after a plus on ... fenshui? wink laughing

              - damn it, well, what a mockery? I need MINUSES, MI-OU-S ... A LOT angry
              1. +1
                August 19 2016
                Quote: Cat Man Null
                I need MINUSES, MI-OU-S ... A LOT

                Are you going to salt them or what ?!
                Quote: Cat Man Null
                Well, what's the mockery?

                You should have seen how a girl psychiatrist yelled at me: What are you ?! fool ? winked
                1. 0
                  August 19 2016
                  Quote: Ruslan67
                  Are you going to salt them or what ?!

                  - pickle ... and dry am
                  - I want to halve the rating, at least ... my desire is Yes

                  Quote: Ruslan67
                  You should have seen how a girl psychiatrist yelled at me: What are you ?!

                  - for what reason yelled something? belay
                  1. +1
                    August 19 2016
                    Quote: Cat Man Null
                    - for what reason yelled something?

                    Brought slightly feel It wasn't fucking asking how I would feel if I had to use a weapon to kill am This is after serving in the special forces: years in the Ministry of Internal Affairs in the 90s and 5 years in private security fool Carried away by the details request Especially when I reached the stage of relaxation after unsubscribing recourse
                    1. 0
                      August 19 2016
                      Quote: Ruslan67
                      And it wasn't fucking asking how I would feel ...

                      - funny girl laughing
                      1. +1
                        August 19 2016
                        Quote: Cat Man Null
                        - funny girl

                        Young and pretty feel Almost a trainee And here I am with a hangover am recourse On some kind of prophylactic examination starting with the army ...
      2. +1
        August 19 2016
        Quote: Ruslan67
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        Radical however recourse what
  39. +2
    August 19 2016
    It's like that
    But I have many adequate acquaintances in Ukraine (Odessa, Kiev, Dnepropetrovsk) and I really feel sorry for them. People are simply strangled, but people cannot do anything ...

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