Cadets of the Omsk military high school showed how in a couple of minutes to disassemble and assemble the "UAZ"

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A video from the opening of the Rembat competition appeared on the Internet, where 11 cadets of the Omsk Automobile and Armored Institute demonstrated a complete disassembly and assembly of the domestic UAZ car for a while, TASS.



"The car was disassembled on 10 main parts: the hood, body, power plant (engine), frame, two axles and four wheels," - says the agency video.

The Ministry of Defense reported that X-NUMXs of equipment were involved in the Rembate: “maintenance workshops (MTO-UB3), repair and recovery vehicles (REM-KL), armored repair and maintenance vehicles (BREM)”.

According to the military, it took about 4 units of equipment to hold the 120 stages of the competition.

“On 95% it is a technique of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, brought from all military districts. We provide our equipment for the teams of Russia and Kazakhstan, ”explained Alexander Shevchenko, Head of the Main Automobile and Armored Directorate.

Chinese soldiers speak on their technique.

In turn, the representatives of Kazakhstan, trained in the "Urals", praised the quality of these cars.

“For us, the equipment is new, but we conducted trainings, quickly orientated, adapted. The machines are very good, ”said a soldier from Kazakhstan.

Competitions are held in the framework of the Army Games on the basis of the Omsk Automobile and Armored Engineering Institute. They involve servicemen from repair units from the Russian Federation, China and Kazakhstan.
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  1. +23
    August 6 2016
    Well done. Maintainability is an important quality of military equipment
    1. +34
      August 6 2016
      That’s why our equipment was highly valued by spirits. If they immediately threw the imported one, then local craftsmen could collect ours in any village. Considering that they don’t have any concept of carrying capacity, our equipment was the undisputed leader
      We need to think about where to put it, maybe on Delphi, there will be a tantrum there a couple of days
      1. +30
        August 6 2016
        I had an old UAZ, dismantled, collected ... As soon as I did not scoff at him! But He was always clean with me, rubbed it and washed .. I always shone, maybe served so faithfully and for a long time (I talked to him when the load is strong) I didn’t fail ... Thanks to him (he even told me in a dream often dreams)))))
        1. +23
          August 6 2016
          Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs, one was busy this week. And here in 5 minutes they were dismantled and assembled. feel
          1. +23
            August 6 2016
            Quote: g1v2
            And then in 5 minutes they were taken apart and assembled.

            guys from the video unscrewed all the bolts in advance
            1. +26
              August 6 2016
              Quote: rpek32
              Quote: g1v2
              And then in 5 minutes they were taken apart and assembled.

              guys from the video unscrewed all the bolts in advance


              The bolts, indeed, were unscrewed in advance, with them the most problems during the repair - they do not want to unscrew in a good way, but this time. By the way, in this video most of the time was spent just on dismantling the wheels, where nothing can be twisted in advance.
              But still the video is impressive. Clearly, harmoniously, and, finally, simply beautiful.
              1. +6
                August 6 2016
                and a gas tank with electrics! Well done guys that optimized the analysis for the contest!
              2. +3
                August 6 2016
                Quote: Reserve officer
                dismantling of wheels where nothing can be twisted in advance.

                Well, how can you? The soldiers unscrewed two bolts from the wheel, instead of five. wink
              3. +3
                August 6 2016
                Handsome guys good . Really beautiful and harmonious!
              4. +2
                August 8 2016
                Quote: Reserve officer
                But still the video is impressive. Clearly, harmoniously, and, finally, simply beautiful.


                Reminds of a pit stop in Formula 1

            2. +3
              August 6 2016
              Well and that? You try even with the bolts unscrewed so .. I could not ..
              Quote: rpek32
              Quote: g1v2
              And then in 5 minutes they were taken apart and assembled.

              guys from the video unscrewed all the bolts in advance
              1. 0
                August 7 2016
                Quote: dmi.pris
                You try even with unscrewed bolts so .. I could not ..

                to try - what? it depends on training, no more
                1. +2
                  August 7 2016
                  Really depends on the training and lubrication of the bolts.
                  We were platooned in the park for a while to get out and intermeddle (I can’t call it another way) into a car (tank). After a week, even in winter jackets they began to do five plus. And in tarpaulin boots this is oh so slippery.
                  1. +3
                    August 7 2016
                    I’m happy for the guys. They worked smoothly for the contest, but a little late. For a long time there is a video how Americans willis disassemble-collect-start and drive. Although there are fewer bolts Fact! ))))
                    Although I won’t be surprised that if our people work out and they want the Main thing, and even with the right WORDS and tools (;)) !, then the armored personnel carrier will be sorted out in half an hour! ... warrant officer only needs to be prepared morally! ))))
              2. +2
                August 7 2016
                Quote: dmi.pris
                Well and that? You try even with the bolts unscrewed so .. I could not ...

                And what is beyond? 11 (!) Trained healthy guys and 1 pre-prepared UAZ.
            3. +2
              August 7 2016
              The video shows that already, everything was unscrewed in advance. More interestingly, when they themselves disassembled for speed. And so, it’s not even interesting to watch.
            4. 0
              August 8 2016
              now march 300 km off-road))
          2. +19
            August 6 2016
            Quote: g1v2
            Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs, one was busy this week. And here in 5 minutes they were dismantled and assembled.

            Comrade, this show, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Show the showers to at least unscrew the collector. recourse
            1. +3
              August 6 2016
              Quote: Vladimirets
              Comrade, this show, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Show the showers to at least unscrew the collector.

              It seems to me that over the years of training, they have come across him more than once.
              1. +2
                August 6 2016
                Quote: lelikas
                over the years of training, they have encountered him more than once.

                It's not a question. Car mechanics, each time dismantling the units, find a lot for themselves. wink And then UAZ. Who used the UAZ will understand me. smile
            2. +5
              August 6 2016
              Quote: Vladimirets
              Comrade, this show, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Show the showers to at least unscrew the collector.

              Yes, one cannot do without magic words.
            3. 0
              August 6 2016
              Quote: Vladimirets
              Quote: g1v2
              Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs, one was busy this week. And here in 5 minutes they were dismantled and assembled.

              Comrade, this show, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Show the showers to at least unscrew the collector. recourse

              That's for sure! They only unscrewed the wheel nuts and how much time they lost!
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          4. +27
            August 6 2016
            Quote: g1v2
            Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs - one was busy for a week

            So it was necessary to invite a neighbor! wassat I have one in mind! love
            1. +30
              August 6 2016
              Quote: fif21
              So it was necessary to invite a neighbor! I have one in mind!


              Or this optimist.
              1. +5
                August 7 2016
                ... It was the second year of Belaz’s downtime !!! ... Former driver, and now multiple winner of bodybuilding competitions SanSanych broke the 5000th pump! ... laughing
          5. +2
            August 6 2016
            Quote: g1v2
            Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs, one was busy this week. And here in 5 minutes they were dismantled and assembled.

            But the show is the same! Why is it shameful then?
          6. +4
            August 6 2016
            Without preliminary preparation, this is impossible. It means the preparation of the machine.
            Ordinary show.
          7. +3
            August 6 2016
            Quote: g1v2
            Damn, I'm ashamed. We collected one of the two UAZs, one was busy this week. And here in 5 minutes they were dismantled and assembled. feel

            hmm ... I only repaired the gimbal for a week, but changed the sleeves with pistons ... (though they drank ...) feel the car is repairable, in any conditions, anywhere in the world, have spare parts, repair: like two fingers on the asphalt! smile
        2. +6
          August 6 2016
          Quote: Chariton
          ..Thank him (he even dreams me often in a dream))))

          Sentimental crying You Meehan, I never would have thought. wink
          1. 0
            August 6 2016
            Quote: atalef
            Quote: Chariton
            ..Thank him (he even dreams me often in a dream))))

            Sentimental crying You Meehan, I never would have thought. wink
      2. +7
        August 6 2016
        Quote: APASUS
        That’s why our equipment was highly valued by spirits. If they immediately threw the imported one, then local craftsmen could collect ours in any village. Considering that they don’t have any concept of carrying capacity, our equipment was the undisputed leader
        We need to think about where to put it, maybe on Delphi, there will be a tantrum there a couple of days

        On Toyota, spirits cut through.

        PS
        We look at the original. laughing
        1. +10
          August 6 2016
          Quote: professor
          We look at the original

          With all due respect Professor, but "Omsk" is better. These, as I understand it, the Swedes, the poor "Willis" is already falling apart upon arrival, our "bobby" looks quite strong and was able to drive a circle after assembly, which is 400 meters, in contrast to the 15 meters of his visa-a-vi.
          1. +22
            August 6 2016
            Quote: svp67

            With all due respect Professor, but "Omsk" is better.

            A large crowd to pull apart units not screwed to each other in different directions - there is no need for a special mind. In real life, a watch sometimes takes to unscrew a soured bolt. At the same time, it is domestic automobile equipment that is famous for such souring, since it is often used in its manufacture of materials of far not the best quality. Therefore, it is possible to evaluate such a competition as a circus number, but it has nothing to do with the repair of automotive equipment.
            1. +6
              August 6 2016
              Quote: Verdun
              Therefore, it is possible to evaluate such a competition as a circus number, but it has nothing to do with the repair of automotive equipment.

              I agree with all the previous, but not here. Without knowledge, it is impossible to prepare a typewriter for quick analysis in this way. And do not forget that "shows" are also needed now. And this is a good "show" promoting the class of our army.
              1. +9
                August 6 2016
                Quote: svp67
                And do not forget that "shows" are also needed now.

                Such shows are misleading. Can you imagine if, after watching such shows, a person decides to become a driver or mechanic in the army? Severe disappointment will await him. And the army does not need a show - there are more than enough of them, but a demonstration of reality. The army is not a circus. Wars are not won with trick numbers and the battlefield is not the Field of Miracles, the Prize in the Studio! no one will shout there.
                1. +4
                  August 6 2016
                  Quote: Verdun
                  Can you imagine if after watching such shows a person decides to go into the army as a driver or mechanic?

                  And parades and figure piloting are also a show. Like tank biathlon, this is where the show is, so is the show and little of the truth. And after looking at them, many went to serve in the army, and I’m not saying HOW MANY boys wanted to go to the Airborne Forces after watching the movie "In the zone of special attention." In the old days, the program "I Serve the Soviet Union" was even called "Visiting a Fairy Tale" and modern advertising What to do with the costs is in everything. Those who see in the army only the brilliance of the epaulette and do not notice the sweat protruding beneath it, they always went and quickly left the army. But someone who can see this can modernize our equipment so that its assembly and disassembly really take a little time, but everything is reliable and of high quality. Do you think this cannot be?
                  1. +5
                    August 6 2016
                    Quote: svp67
                    But someone who can see this can modernize our equipment so that its assembly and disassembly really take a little time, but everything is reliable and of high quality. Do you think this cannot be?

                    From my point of view, as a person involved in the development of cars, the thought contained in this paragraph is simply absurd. A person who comes to engage in any professional activity, only superficially represents the level of problems that he will have to solve, never becomes a good specialist. I have always been against "artistic distortion of reality." At the same time, I do not mind when such a show is staged in a booth, where people come exclusively for entertainment. But when they try to link it up with a real army, it's a vicious approach. We have already discussed on the website the principles of recruiting for the French army and the content of advertising brochures that attract recruits. Apart from sarcastic smiles, they cause nothing.
                    1. +8
                      August 6 2016
                      Quote: Verdun
                      From my point of view, as a person involved in the development of automobiles, the thought in this paragraph is simply absurd

                      Ah, so this is the person to whom I can now tell everything that I think about the maintainability of our automotive equipment. How are you not ashamed to do SUCH crafts? And then to speak about "dusting". Why are quick-detachable connectors, assemblies and assemblies still not used on our automotive equipment? What are you thinking about when you are constructing all this? Are you talking about a soldier-repairman, or are the drivers thinking about how he will repair your development in an open field? Do you have a conscience? It seems like the 21st century is in the yard, and you are still in the middle of the 20th.
                      1. +6
                        August 6 2016
                        Quote: svp67
                        So are you not ashamed to do such crafts?

                        I finished doing my "crafts" back in the nineties, when the auto industry was destroyed. And I have a conscience. But the fact is that the problem of "effective managers" did not arise yesterday, and their methods of leadership had an impact on the development of the industry already in my time. And all just because for a small percentage of real specialists there is a large percentage of those who have seen enough of the "show" and are superficial about the design of cars. It is these "show" lovers who do not think about the maintainability of cars and how, in fact, a repairman with a wrench will get to one or another bolt. After all, they have already seen how the repairmen do everything dashingly. smile
                        Why are so far not used quick connectors on our automotive technology?
                        I myself was not engaged in electrics, but more and more in bodies. So the question is not quite at the address. Nevertheless, since I was engaged not only in construction, but also in maintenance, I unequivocally agree with you that the wiring is constructed and laid very often simply ugly. And, by the way, not only on Russian cars. Why so is a mystery to me. Given that the proportion of electronic components in modern cars is increasing, this is a really serious problem. Go to some BMW if necessary to find the same connector to which you need to connect to detect a malfunction! So our designers in this sense are not alone. request
                      2. 0
                        August 7 2016
                        Quote: Verdun
                        I myself was not engaged in electrics, but more and more in bodies.

                        And here, by the way, is the question: we compare the jeep, the gas-69 and the UAZ-469 - how would you rate the design work (in terms of servicing the inline four)?
                      3. 0
                        August 6 2016
                        Quote: svp67
                        Why are so far not used on our automotive technology quick-detachable connectors, components and assemblies?

                        I thought as a child, collecting my bike. sad
                      4. +6
                        August 6 2016
                        Quote: BARKAS
                        I thought as a child, collecting my bike.

                        In fact, the use of any quick disconnect connections - for example, bayonet ones - is due to the fact that under load, such connections quickly become loose and become unusable. The tolerances and landings allowed for the Kalashnikov assault rifle are not applicable in the design of automobile engines and transmissions. It is unlikely that anyone will appreciate the car assembled on such connectors, which, after a certain run, will begin to disassemble on its own. smile
                  2. 0
                    August 6 2016
                    And parades and figured piloting, this is also a show.

                    No, this is not a show, but elements of combat coordination.
          2. +9
            August 6 2016
            What kind of circle are you talking about, in the cooling system, not a drop of liquid from the engine will jam much earlier than they will pass the circle, which for others, the brake system will also feel, this is just a demonstration no more.
          3. +2
            August 6 2016
            UAZ disassembled in advance is not difficult to pull apart
            1. +1
              August 6 2016
              Quote: RED_ICE
              UAZ disassembled in advance is not difficult to pull apart

              Well, well, and alone can you pull these pieces of iron, since it’s not hard?
          4. +13
            August 6 2016
            Quote: svp67
            With all due respect Professor, but "Omsk" is better. These, as I understand it, the Swedes, the poor "Willis" is already falling apart upon arrival, our "bobby" looks quite strong and was able to drive a circle after assembly, which is 400 meters, in contrast to the 15 meters of his visa-a-vi.

            And we compare who is better? Just Canadians were the first in this circus number, and Omsk copied. The benefits of both the first and second zero.
            1. +1
              August 6 2016
              Quote: professor
              The benefits of both the first and second zero.
              If after watching this "show" someone went to serve in the army, then it is already a "plus" ...
              1. 0
                August 6 2016
                Quote: svp67
                If after watching this "show" someone went to serve in the army, then it is already a "plus" ...

                Seriously? Is this what you are calling for in the army?
                1. +2
                  August 6 2016
                  Quote: professor
                  Seriously? Is this what you are calling for in the army?

                  Judging by the fact that Canadians were the inventors of this show, we can honestly say that we learned from NATO.
              2. +4
                August 6 2016
                Yes, this video does not cause anything but disgust. Advertising technology? Yes, it crumbles like a house of cards. Advertising professionals? Yes, for such an assembly, you need to pick your hands. That would replace the KAMAZ engine with CAT S12 - yes, it would impress
            2. +2
              August 6 2016
              Quote: professor
              And we compare who is better? Just Canadians were the first in this circus number, and Omsk copied. The benefits of both the first and second zero.


              We did something similar already in 1975 (and as I understand it, we were not the first ones for a long time) in VU.

              Dismantled, they collected the true M-30 howitzer and in 30 minutes.
              But they unscrewed all the nuts (of course, the tightening is not strong, the thread is not rusty) complete disassembly, to openers. And they used a hoist (trunk and cradle). They rolled a gun, and everything was falling apart before our eyes.
              So, that was a long time ago and Canadians are not the first.
            3. +2
              August 6 2016
              Quote: professor
              from the first and second from zero.

              there is a certain difference. Vilis where is in service? Nowhere. And UAZ runs, and how.
              1. -4
                August 6 2016
                Quote: Krasniy_lis
                there is a certain difference. Vilis where is in service? Nowhere. And UAZ runs, and how.

                At least in Tsahal.


              2. +3
                August 6 2016
                Quote: Krasniy_lis
                there is a certain difference. Vilis where is in service? Nowhere. And UAZ runs, and how.

                This is not Willis. This is a Jeep CJ-5. It was produced until 1983. A descendant, so to speak. In general, Willis has many descendants. They are still being collected at Mahindra. And even exported. For example, to Germany.
          5. +5
            August 6 2016
            The radiator is empty, without antifreeze. The bolts, of course, are all twisted. And the wheels on two nuts hold on.
            But all this also looks quite beautiful. The show succeeded.
          6. 0
            August 6 2016
            -It's actually Canadians from the Royal Canadian Corps of Engineers and Electromechanics ... They are dismantling the Bantam ...
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        3. +5
          August 6 2016
          All such things are done with appropriate refinement, cardans on the stops, the engine is not connected to the radiator and disconnected from the heater, the ladders are on the same stops, the body just lies on the frame!
          1. +8
            August 6 2016
            There is no exhaust system. They brake the hike with a handbrake. Where is the gas tank and wiring? Just SHOW and that's it. Nothing to do with realities. request
            1. 0
              August 6 2016
              Quote: sandrmur76
              There is no exhaust system. They brake the hike with a handbrake. Where is the gas tank and wiring? Just SHOW and that's it. Nothing to do with realities.

              That you all were so clingy to the video in the autobat of our division that the young ones were under the guidance of old-timers and officers and didn’t arrange such shows, but then they knew the materiel thoroughly!
        4. +3
          August 6 2016
          You can collect less people -
        5. 0
          August 6 2016
          yes of these originals ...
        6. 0
          August 6 2016
          And where did the cooling fluid go?
        7. +3
          August 6 2016
          A normal circus act that some have that others. For promo videos like "Do military service under a contract" it will do, just add a bigger show wink
          1. 0
            August 6 2016
            Girls in bathing suits or without them!
        8. 0
          August 6 2016
          Quote: professor
          We look at the original.

          Most probably IMPORTANT feel in the internal combustion engine (in addition to iron) fluids, in particular the cooling system. If the Canadians' internal combustion engine is initially "dry" (they remove the radiator without spilling a drop), then the Omsk people remove the internal combustion engine together with the radiator, making the cooling system practically hermetic. CONSEQUENTLY: OUR car will live !!! But a jeep with an overheated engine - for scrap laughing
      3. 0
        August 6 2016
        And at first I thought that it was a Russian copy-paste for a Chinese anti-tank platoon which, in 10 minutes, dismantled a tank laughing
      4. -1
        August 6 2016
        Cadets of the Omsk military high school showed how in a couple of minutes to disassemble and assemble the "UAZ"
        make people laugh "for show" ...
      5. Hon
        0
        August 7 2016
        Quote: APASUS
        That’s why our equipment was highly valued by spirits. If they immediately threw the imported one, then local craftsmen could collect ours in any village. Considering that they don’t have any concept of carrying capacity, our equipment was the undisputed leader
        We need to think about where to put it, maybe on Delphi, there will be a tantrum there a couple of days

        In fact, any ancient SUV is so disassembled and going

        https://youtu.be/4thHVLsuukg
      6. 0
        August 8 2016
        Quote: APASUS
        That’s why our equipment was highly valued by spirits. If they immediately threw the imported one, then local craftsmen could collect ours in any village. Considering that they don’t have any concept of carrying capacity, our equipment was the undisputed leader
        We need to think about where to put it, maybe on Delphi, there will be a tantrum there a couple of days


        Have you come up with spirits yourself?
        Trucks such as Toyota HighAise and Mitsubana L200 - that’s what was really quoted and quoted by all spirits ...
    2. +2
      August 6 2016
      Assemble in 60 seconds ... Hmm .... and we Ak-74 learned to disassemble in 10 seconds .... and here it is
      1. +3
        August 6 2016
        And to assemble and disassemble a new AK for the same time, this must be tried!
        1. +8
          August 6 2016
          At school, polished with a hundred hands, Akm dismantled and assembled in 19 seconds. And having received in the army a new one, still in grease, ak74 for five minutes only knocked a fuse with its horn. laughing A disassembly of the UAZ is just a show, it has nothing to do with real life. But well done.
          1. 0
            August 6 2016
            Quote: lwxx
            And having received in the army a new one, still in grease, ak74 for five minutes only knocked a fuse with its horn.

            Same trouble laughing
            Only it was necessary, not to shoot down a store, but a pencil case,
            there is a current gap, just on the edge of the fuse wears.
            The lever turns out, so I designed the fuse like that.
            While I didn’t work normally.!
    3. +12
      August 6 2016
      Quote: alekc73
      Well done. Maintainability is an important quality of military equipment

      It's cool, of course, well, it's more like a circus number.
      It is clear that after such an assembly she will not go far.
      In order for her to drive safely, she must be stretched for at least another hour.
      And of course it’s interesting. Plus however.
    4. +6
      August 6 2016
      Quote: alekc73
      Well done. Maintainability is an important quality of military equipment

      What do you mean? This machine is not a serial copy, but a device specially made by craftsmen for a theatrical performance, it is amazing how it did not fall apart on the go! smile
      The car was pre-assembled from easily removable, interconnected modules (well done, well-developed), it is unclear how the engine and transmission units, steering and brakes were connected - they were dismantled without unscrewing good
      1. 0
        August 6 2016
        Quote: Bayonet
        it is unclear how the engine and transmission units, steering and brakes were connected - they disassembled without unscrewing

        As an option - on rubber bands. smile
    5. +3
      August 6 2016
      Well done, of course! But there is one "but!", I would have looked at these or other guys, if this car would have driven at least a week on ordinary roads, how would they have disassembled it. Judging by the video, the car is not stretched out and is intentionally prepared for competitive dismantling. In real life, sometimes you have to heat the same bolts either with a blowtorch or gas welding. But still a great performance, illustrative. Bravo to the men !!!
    6. 0
      August 6 2016
      Cadets of the Omsk military high school showed how in a couple of minutes to disassemble and assemble the "UAZ"
      gorgeous ... but when all the nodes "soured" and the nuts "stuck" - that would be a show! Yes "new" to disassemble it, of course ... laughing I'm in the subject if anything, I drove this "jeep" for five years. wink
      1. +1
        August 6 2016
        Quote: Andrey Yurievich
        gorgeous ... but when all the nodes "soured" and the nuts "stuck" - that would be a show! "novye" to disassemble it, of course ... I'm in the subject if anything, five years drove on such a "jeep".

        Hi Andrew.
        In general, I’m a layman in cars, but in general the question is, where is the wiring, well, there are the lights, the dashboard, etc. Are they in the UAZ to the car body in no way attached?
        1. 0
          August 6 2016
          Quote: atalef
          Quote: Andrey Yurievich
          gorgeous ... but when all the nodes "soured" and the nuts "stuck" - that would be a show! "novye" to disassemble it, of course ... I'm in the subject if anything, five years drove on such a "jeep".

          Hi Andrew.
          In general, I’m a layman in cars, but in general the question is, where is the wiring, well, there are the lights, the dashboard, etc. Are they in the UAZ to the car body in no way attached?

          Don't you know Sasha? we have a blue ace system installed on UAZs for a long time, and GPS with GLONASS ... laughing Hi! hi
          1. +1
            August 6 2016
            Quote: Andrey Yurievich
            Don't you know Sasha? We have had a blue system on UAZs for a long time ace"installed, and GPS with GLONASS ... Hello!

            Hi laughing
    7. 0
      August 6 2016
      Quote: alekc73
      Well done. Maintainability is an important quality of military equipment

      And in the Second World War, all our equipment, from machine guns to aircraft, in terms of maintainability was at the level of a village blacksmith, and therefore won. And nemchura took each tank to Berlin for repairs. So not all "high technologies" decide.
    8. +2
      August 6 2016
      I remember how in my time every day every driver before entering the garages had to write down a work plan for the day in writing. I personally came up with this: "removal and installation of the cabin": =)

      But in general ... I came into the army with a shy carduelis — they put a pontoon truck on KRAZ 214, a year later I put the car on three wheels in a turn at the alignment (specialists will understand). In one gear I changed the gearbox in 60 minutes (specialists will appreciate), I could drive in reverse Faulty car of a friend on a hitch in a hangar in the same clothes (specialists oh .... yut)

      ... demobilization .. time for the plane — went to the base — stroked the green barrel of his trachoma — almost cried ...
  2. +22
    August 6 2016
    So put the car under the windows ... dismantled in 20 seconds. and carried away in parts))) fellow
    1. +9
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      So put the car under the windows ... dismantled in 20 seconds. and carried away in parts))) fellow

      Ivan Arnoldovich, don't worry. In total, I worked at UAZ for about 5 years. I remember how half a day I drilled a fragment of the spring "cup" mounting bolt, how they removed the checkpoint without a hole and a lift ... There was a lot of other things. This is purely "window dressing". Brake hoses are not needed, gas hoses, too, even the rear propeller shaft and then "forgot" to put ...
      No, I understand that our UAZ can be repaired on the "knee", but not also naive ...
      1. +1
        August 6 2016
        Quote: sabakina
        but not also naive ...

        Yes, I understand everything ... laughing just funny video)))
      2. 0
        August 6 2016
        Quote: sabakina
        how to remove the checkpoint without a pit and a lift ...

        On the flyover, I alone, like that, I removed and set the gearbox five times a day. recourse
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          August 6 2016
          Quote: Vladimirets
          On the flyover, I alone, like that, I removed and set the gearbox five times a day.

          I sympathize ... there is also a "razdatka" ... and dofiga weighs ... also get on the "slots"! probably "ate" later ... drinks
    2. +2
      August 6 2016
      So put the car under the windows ... dismantled in 20 seconds. and carried away in parts)))
      Yes Yes! I would not live in Omsk to buy UAZ)))
  3. +2
    August 6 2016
    Wow! There are no words!
  4. +9
    August 6 2016
    Rides! Without a single nail, propeller shaft and silencer!
    1. +5
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Stinger
      Rides! Without a single nail, propeller shaft and silencer!

      And at the same time, obviously one candle does not work ...
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      2. +3
        August 6 2016
        Quote: sabakina
        And at the same time, obviously one candle does not work ...

        Yes, yes, but in the 3rd cylinder the exhaust valve is not ground! laughing Let this one be taken apart!
  5. +2
    August 6 2016
    From ce really miracle ....
  6. +7
    August 6 2016
    In our yard, cars are taken apart faster. Regardless of the time of day.
    1. 0
      August 6 2016
      Craftsmen and people diversified in Russia did not transfer to Mother Russia
  7. 0
    August 6 2016
    Give the guys! To disassemble the Humkatos of the humvees - you need to fit full-fledged workshops, and a few working days!
  8. +2
    August 6 2016
    A car without Glushak. However well done!
    1. +4
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Bureaucrat
      A car without Glushak. However well done!

      They say that without a silencer, the power rises a little.
      1. 0
        August 6 2016
        Quote: sabakina
        They say that without a silencer, the power rises a little.

        Four-stroke yes. Loss in the silencer is about 10%.
      2. 0
        August 6 2016
        Quote: sabakina
        Quote: Bureaucrat
        A car without Glushak. However well done!

        They say that without a silencer, the power rises a little.

        And what about the gas tank?
    2. 0
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Bureaucrat
      A car without Glushak. However well done!

      Well, it's clear that window dressing. The car was prepared, everything was removed from the wiring and fuel system, to the brake, etc. etc.
      Bolts loosened (remaining) and not needed removed.
      But vseravno, interesting ..... but how much would they be able to drive on it?
      1. +1
        August 7 2016
        Quote: atalef
        how much would they be able to drive on it?

        Until the first bump! wassat
  9. +1
    August 6 2016
    Harmonious work! Well done !!!
  10. +3
    August 6 2016
    Well done, in the service and in life everything will come in handy.
  11. +1
    August 6 2016
    In the formula 1 them good
  12. +2
    August 6 2016
    Of course, this is just a showcase. The machine was prepared in advance for this procedure. The fixing bolts are loosened in advance, and in some places, perhaps, were completely absent, most of the electrical equipment has been removed, but it will smash effectively.
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    1. 0
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Fadey Granik
      10 comment

      Aw, modders!
  23. +1
    August 6 2016
    It looks beautiful of course, but the impression is
    that half of the fasteners were stupidly not there initially.
    And the one that was tightened was not very tight.
  24. +2
    August 6 2016
    Formula 1 mechanics rest ...
    1. 0
      August 6 2016
      Quote: GSVG 86-88
      Formula 1 mechanics rest ...

      1. +1
        August 6 2016
        Well, we understand that
        a) the formulas change only the wheels
        b) it is initially ground on it
        c) mass production vehicle formula?
  25. +1
    August 6 2016
    They deceive themselves. All fastening bolts and nuts were removed in advance. And we drove to the shooting location on "parole". I would see how far they would have traveled over the intersection. Not seriously.
    1. 0
      August 6 2016
      so my colleague says at speed everything would fall apart
    2. +1
      August 7 2016
      Quote: rfv0304
      They deceive themselves.

      Quote: NOC-VVS
      so my colleague says at speed everything would fall apart

      Quote: Million
      yeah, you can’t tell a landcruiser that way))) Only our people are capable of this

      Do you ever smile smile
  26. +1
    August 6 2016
    yeah, you can’t tell a landcruiser that way))) Only our people are capable of this
    1. 0
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Million
      yeah, you can’t tell a landcruiser that way))) Only our people are capable of this
      good Well you compared, Land Rover and Vedrover wassat All ingenious is simple!
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    3. +6
      August 6 2016
      Quote: Million
      yeah, you can’t tell a landcruiser that way))) Only our people are capable of this

      so, reminded
      The caterpillar fell off the tank, well, the soldiers are repairing it. It appears
      fairy - all so white, erotic. Asks:
      - What are you soldiers doing?
      - Fucking with a truck.
      - Do you really want to have sex?
      - We want, we want.
      The fairy waved her wand and at the tank the tower fell off.
  27. -1
    August 6 2016
    tell me that nothing was screwed on the UAZ that everything is simply unfastened :) I had a servant on the UAZ said the video crap can’t be like that, otherwise it would just fall apart at speed. and a brother in OVO on UAZ worked also says that the video crap cannot be like that. Tell cardans how is it your way?
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    2. 0
      August 6 2016
      Just the circus came.
  28. +2
    August 6 2016
    Nonsense! It's like in our military school, some wise men dressed quietly for 5 minutes. before the rise, and by command before anyone else in the system.
  29. +3
    August 6 2016
    This cadets did not disassemble the UAZ, but rather scattered. I understand that the bolts of the motor and the passenger compartment can be removed by leaving the nuts in place. But with cardan shafts, this trick is incomprehensible to me. Not to mention the electric cables, which are connected by plugs on all cars, and by small nuts on an UAZ. Otherwise, the cable was simply cut off. Cadets from an early age are taught to hang noodles by inspectors? Those who served in the army do not laugh at the circus ....
  30. +2
    August 6 2016
    Quote: NOC-VVS
    Tell cardans how is it your way?

    I dare to assume, on the stiletto heels and only the front cardan. Wiring on 1 connector, control-tie rod bipod and "finger" on the splines, radiator removed with the engine, handbrake, no clutch, gear shifting due to synchronized gearbox. Maybe where I made a mistake request
  31. +3
    August 6 2016
    Enough of you to be smart! All the same, cool and cool! We all understood correctly.
    1. +4
      August 6 2016
      I agree. All commentators began to think abstruse, and the guys just pinned. Anyone who studied at a military school will confirm - at all times to do something like that was for happiness.
    2. 0
      August 7 2016
      Quote: parafoiler
      All the same, cool and cool!

      This is in breaks instead of girl support groups, laughing
      People have fun fellow
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  34. +1
    August 6 2016
    Looking with whom to compare. The yapes were the same at the show, but the result was different.
    Type in YouTube "How the Japanese repaired a tank."
  35. 0
    August 6 2016
    Who is interested in the results of the International Army Games ARMI-2016.
    https://rg.ru/2016/08/06/v-rejtinge-igr-armi-2016-komanda-rossii-vyshla-na-pervo

    e-place.html
    ",, Following the results of seven days, the following rating of teams was compiled: Russia, China, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Iran, Azerbaijan, Mongolia, Venezuela, Kyrgyzstan, Egypt, Zimbabwe, Armenia, Angola, India, Serbia, Tajikistan, Greece, Kuwait, Nicaragua.

    The fact that the rating of the Zimbabwe team is higher than that of the Armenian team does not mean that the Armenians have shown themselves weak. Not at all. The team is very confident. The calculation takes into account the number of competitions in which teams participate and the total number of teams entered. Zimbabwe is represented in the games "ARMY-2016" more actively than Armenia or India.

    International army games continue, and the passion in them is no less than at the Olympics in Brazil.
  36. +2
    August 6 2016
    That the guys held a kind of show is visible not only to the local "whistleblowers" and this is normal. A man in the army, fixed by a bunch of oral demands, paragraphs and instructions, is always trying to throw out something like that.
    I'm talking about something else. I had to meet in the army with the graduates of this university. These are real masters of their craft. The service brought together one lieutenant from the DARM, who was able to put on the move even the T-34 with the killed planetary.
  37. +2
    August 6 2016
    To make such a toy, you need to have hands and a thinker. good An interesting solution to the power block hi
  38. +1
    August 6 2016
    Quote: Andrea
    Without preliminary preparation, this is impossible. It means the preparation of the machine.
    Ordinary show.


    Not even a show, but a CIRCUS. Clowns are not enough. wassat
  39. +2
    August 6 2016
    Honor and respect for the command of the university and teachers.
    The love for the profession is clearly visible in these guys, enthusiasm for the face is great.
  40. 0
    August 7 2016
    It is clear that ALL of this is prepared in advance.

    Just do not understand - why the hood removed, put?
  41. 0
    August 7 2016
    Maybe they say it right - who was in the army doesn’t laugh at the circus? smile The guys did such a joke, such as a show, and the people are seriously discussing how much he would have traveled along the intersection and removed the hood for horseradish. laughing request
  42. +1
    August 9 2016
    The reaction of some "staff" and "God's chosen" is surprising - why don't you show the magicians that you are being fooled? This is a show. For other countries - it seems to be not bad, but as soon as ours did (repeated) - just a shit (excuse my French) pulled.
    Show the video where in. armies with torque wrenches all assembled? Or disassembled using keys?
    And not only our car bolts "turn sour". I think there are few people willing to argue with this. The technique loves affection, cleanliness and lubrication. Then any bolt can be unscrewed and tightened with a tool.
    And the guys are great, of course, this video does not have a military-applied orientation - but it is spectacular. And rightly so! As well as video advertising about the service under the contract given in this forum.
    In the United States or, say, in Israel, during the production of commercials or booklets, they show all the ins and outs of the service in the country's Armed Forces? So why should everything be "bad" in Russia ?! When we stop ... calling a raven a falcon in a foreign land, and calling a falcon a raven in our homeland ... (I want to believe that these are the true words of A.V. SUVOROV, although I cannot vouch for the reliability) - h.f. "Ships storm the bastions."
    Enough to be like poor! OUR ARMY AND OUR FLEET - The best, maybe not by technology - PEOPLE in the first place !!! And our state is the best, otherwise how can we explain our stay in it?
    Whoever wanted to - has already left and now "crows" from abroad that not everything is in order with us, and we dismantle cars in the wrong way and in the wrong place, and in general we repeat everything and our Army is a bunch of "degenerates", and generals us completely stupid, etc. Wipe your drool - RUSSIA and its ARMY and FLEET are ALIVE, and the country is ALIVE.
    I have the honor.
    1. -2
      August 9 2016
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      This show.

      Actually, this is a competition - Rambat, as it was not announced about the SHOW

      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      For other countries - it seems to be not bad, but as soon as ours was done (repeated) - immediately by a shit (sorry for my French) pulled.

      Give a quote from enthusiastic comments about other countries.
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      In the United States or, say, in Israel, in the production of commercials or booklets show the entire ins and outs of the service in the country's armed forces?

      Honestly, I have never seen a commercial about the service in the IDF.
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      Enough to be like poor! OUR ARMY AND OUR FLEET - The best, maybe not by technology - PEOPLE in the first place !!

      Wonderful
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      And our state is the best, otherwise how can we explain our stay in it?

      It’s easier, you were born there.
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      Whoever wanted to - has already left and now "crows" from abroad that not everything is in order with us, and we dismantle cars in the wrong way and in the wrong place, and in general we repeat everything and our Army is a bunch of "degenerates", and generals we are completely stupid, etc.

      What a dumb set of clichés and personal complexes.
      Quote: Reserve lieutenant colonel
      Dry your saliva - RUSSIA and its ARMY and Navy are ALIVE, and the country is ALIVE.

      So no one seems to bury them.
      1. +1
        August 9 2016
        1. Any competitive event carries an element of entertainment for the masses who watch this event - you will not argue with that? The entertaining moment of the event in the modern world is usually called the stupid name SHOW (well, let it be).
        2. I am a supporter of self-education - look for quotes on the site. In this you can blame me - they say there is nothing to argue. I would be more attentive (copy, because relying on memory in a dispute with you is harmful) to such sayings. I would recommend that you read your reviews on the site regarding what is happening in our Army and Navy. I accepted the reproach, I will be more careful.
        3. I saw advertisers both ours and the American, have not seen from the Israeli Army, but I think they are not very different from the American. nobody shows reality - everyone shows a picture, an attractive picture.
        4. I was born in the USSR, in one of the republics of the then Union. Thoughts never migrated, and now even more so.
        5. Like any other person, I have complexes - just like you. Was it not written on the site (in the comments) not so long ago that we have no air conditioners in our tanks and a number of writers suggested that our generals should be shoved into the tanks. For he is incapable of taking care of a soldier? About automatic boxes on our armored vehicles? Do not cling to this example - this is what came to mind. I can recall the dispute regarding the Ukrainian "Oplots" and the tanks of the T-72-90 family in which you and the "Profesor" were noted as passionate defenders of the "Merkav". At the same time, you did not accept any arguments regarding the best characteristics of other cars, not "Merkav"? I read a lot on our website, write less. In this text, in my opinion [b]"Whoever wanted to - has already left and now" crows "from abroad that not everything is in order with us, and we dismantle cars in the wrong way and in the wrong place, and in general we repeat everything and our Army is a bunch of" degenerates "and generals we are completely stupid, etc. " I took a "squeeze" of some of the opinions of the authors present on the site. And about the "stupidity" - rather I will attribute it to your account.
        I want to warn you in advance - I’m not going to enter into a dispute with you in the future.
  43. 0
    August 9 2016
    I will show this video to the guys from the service station.
    Let them use it as a visual aid! :)
  44. -2
    August 9 2016
    it’s good to disassemble an already disassembled UAZ, they would try to turn on the attached bolts in 5 minutes laughing
  45. +2
    August 9 2016
    And the new UAZ understands itself - one has only to pull and the bogged front axle "breaks" from the frame.

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