Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Glass is our everything! Reflections on the globe of Ukraine
Unlike you people, we are not divided into nationalities, parties, factions, religions. We are divided into smart and fools. But these same fools are already divided into nationalities, parties, factions and religions. We have come to this and you will come. A matter of time and ability to evolve.
We read your replies to my last notes. Controversial. Oh, it's debatable! Someone understood, someone in a patriotic impulse - no. But, most importantly, the thought has reached many. And let her be in your heads a little longer.
Do you know what is the most difficult thing in life? In any life, cockroach, human, mosquito, fish? Do not believe it, but our old people say - the most difficult thing in life is not to complicate your life!
But if your girlfriend stopped calling you at night, she stopped being interested in your friends, your life. Stopped randomly on your way. Will she know, you bastard yet, or have already corrected? Do you wear a pot on your head or have you switched to a cap? Think written. This is just cockroach thoughts.
But enough of the philosophy. You are waiting for a story about the situation with us. So, my duty is to tell you about the state of the "viscera" in Ukraine. About how we live and what we breathe.
You know, our government continues to take care of our security. Not. Do not think that we are preparing to defend against you. We understand that you will not come to war anyway. But the refugees that flooded Europe, will come. And judging by the conversations “up there”, in the sense in Europe, these same refugees are very much wanted to send to us. So that Ukrainians become not only black-haired, but black and yellow-skinned.
Thank you Poroshenko and K! The intrigues of the Europeans revealed. And made the only right decision! I am sure that you, dear readers, are also poorly aware of this decision. No, of course, after reading what I am writing now, everyone will say in unison - yes, we know ... Ha, they know ... Not cockroaches, not yet matured ...
But Poroshenko has grown. So here. The recipe is. Maybe it will be useful to you, if our workers living on it will climb across the border. The best way not to attract migrants from poor countries is to make your country poor. And that's all. Guaranteed 146%, as you say.
I didn’t want to load you with economy today, but I will write one example. Fresh. About others you read, if you're interested. So, you probably guessed by the title of the notes that we decided to go "your way". By the way you walked in 90. We turn to glass washing, polish, technical alcohol and other liquor-spraying liquids.
Our Minister of Agrarian Policy Taras Kutovoy decided to sell Ukrspirt. Well, why the hell is this vodka with other "drunk" drinks?
"The market will determine. But predictably, I think it should be from 200 to 400 million dollars."
"For me, this is a marker in the context of privatization processes and, in general, improving the efficiency of state enterprises. I really want that by the end of the year we will transfer this enterprise to the State Property Fund."
“Statistics show us today that retail sells three times more vodka than alcohol is actually produced. This suggests that at least two thirds of this market is in the shadow. And they are not losing the budget for the loss of alcohol producing companies, they are at a loss excise. If we conditionally lose on profits 600-700 million, in the context of underpayment of excise tax it is approximately 3-5 billion. "
Like this. Without cockroaches, we give up our share in advance, every person in Ukraine will receive buckwheat for the 4 industry! And maybe for 5! So the minister is planning. Only here they planned to get a face on the face of the port plant for 6 kg, and no one paid.
In the comments to the last notes there was one very serious question. That can help the "born" Ukrainians. Thanks to the author of the question. You know, people and nations did not come up with people. They came up with nature. And she came up with in order that in different climatic conditions people who were not particularly adapted to life could survive. And any invention of nature is very thought out. Sorry for the pun.
Look at the river in your city, village or other locality (I just don’t know the names of settlements in different parts of Russia). How much dirt do you pour there? How much garbage are you throwing? How many "chemistry"? And what about the river? Lives! And will live. Contrary to spite. Because nature laid in the river self-cleaning mechanism! He is in people too!
Russia has been searching for a "national idea" for decades. How many copies did you break in disputes about this very idea? How many ways did you suggest? And back to what was said many centuries ago! Ages! Strong state, strong army, independent politics. Multinational Eurasian state. Self-sufficient, with its economy and culture.
Alas, we do not have such traditions. We are Young. We are divided. We are the same "boys" that they want to "turn" the world. We have no culture with age-old traditions. There are cultures of those nations who came here and who stayed. And there is no Ukrainian. We do not have a self-sufficient economy. We have no army. We have no serious resources to compete with traditional global suppliers. But we have Orthodoxy!
And the recent religious procession, more precisely, religious processions, showed how Ukraine can be formed. Based on faith. The procession showed that people chose the right path. They understood that they needed to unite around the church and the faith. Pilgrims do not call for war or disobedience, they just pray. Thousands of processions demonstrated that the Ukrainian people believe in the mercy of the Lord, and that God will not leave Ukraine to be torn apart by "democrats." The Constitution guarantees the right to a peaceful march, so the government must ensure this. For 25 days, believers did not commit a single violation of public order and did not voice any political demands - they just went and prayed for peace in Ukraine.
The other "procession" clearly highlighted the enemies of Ukraine. “Glory to the nation! Death vorogam! What was it? Was it a procession? Were they believers? Who do they believe in? In Denisenko? Nation? In Bandera? In the killings?
It was anything, but it was not a move in the name of Christ. Christ did not give glory there. Glory there gave the "nation". There, “To Ukraine, and then God!”. There is hatred, not love. There is a thirst for blood, not forgiveness.
There was no such thing on the Ukrainian land yet. Never so frankly Nazism did not pull on his robe. Language does not turn to call it "the Church." All these howling, jumping, hating, killing and wanting to kill require a new Bible and a new Gospel for themselves. The gospel of Christ is not for them. They do not know what it means: "Love your enemies." They do not know what it means: "God is love." They do not know and do not want to know Christ. They have "Natalia Ponad Mustache".
Here we will have the main "war". This will be the backbone of the new nation. Or Orthodoxy, or "Orthodoxy". Like this.
Now a little about the world zrade. In a sense, about the world betrayal of Ukraine. How can you be everywhere? In the sense of Russia? Oh, that Google seems not yours, but it turned out yours. We were preparing a holiday here in connection with the renaming of the Crimean settlements on the Google map according to our templates. And suddenly ... Renamed everything back.
"We are aware of the current situation and are actively working to return the old names to the Russian version of Google Maps," the Google press service said.
Do you think that Putin named them with his eyebrows? Not. Now read the statement of your Minister of Communications Nikolai Nikiforov. Rate it. And ... sell us this presidential minister! Well, be caress! Rate the beauty and style! Connoisseur of fine literature and a very realist in one bottle. A good and evil investigator in one person!
"I believe that this is a short-sighted policy, and this error will be corrected ... If Google is so inattentive to the current legislation in Russia and the names of Russian settlements, this will not allow the company to effectively conduct business in Russia."
But we also have our own “laughter”. People’s Deputy from the “Volya Naroda” group, Alexander Onishchenko, who fled from Ukraine, wrote an application for leave. About it on the page on Facebook the vice-speaker of parliament Irina Gerashchenko wrote.
"Imagine: the deputy in the run Onishchenko wrote ... a statement about the vacation! Overworked ... and the Labor Code guarantees him, the poor thing, leave," she wrote. "I received this letter for signature before my trip to the Donbass and, frankly, I was even confused - what to do about it ... I asked parliamentary lawyers and experts in the regulation to give advice - what to do in this case?".
Laughed at But I can not stand such people. It's like alcoholics. They will get drunk, not knowing the measures, and ... Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while they were dragged into the car by the restaurant. And what to do with it? Want another example? Sure, not a problem.
The Pechersk district court of Kiev ordered the investigator of the Prosecutor General’s Office to interrogate the former President Viktor Yanukovych in Russia in the case of a fee for a book. This was announced by his lawyer Vitaly Serdyuk.
"This is a copyright case ... The Pechersk District Court decided on the obligations of the investigator to leave and personally interrogate Viktor Yanukovych about this production."
Whoever did not understand, I translate, the Ukrainian court and the prosecutor's office are so steep that the Americans did not stand nearby. Where we want, there is the gateway. So they decided to carry out investigative actions on your territory and ... obliged the investigator.
My cockroach expressed a clever idea. It is urgent to voice. To be in time. In short, the veche should be collected. To the investigator to carry out "in the lair." Well ... maybe a little note will convey. Like, come back, darling. We are here without you quite that. In terms of this ...
A rather serious “storm” was caused by your president here this week. There is no longer with our words, but really caused. Took and liquidated. What is it like? And we? Why didn't you ask us too? Or maybe we (you) are against! I’m talking about personnel changes in your echelons of power and the liquidation of the Crimean Federal District.
What is it? Who should we fight with? Now our Rada is just in ... Well, you know where. And the Foreign Ministry too. No, we, of course, wrote you a note. "La", if anyone is interested. Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Kyslitsy so menacingly said: “It may happen that the sanctions that operate directly in the Crimea, serious partners, international organizations and countries, can extend to the same Southern Federal District”.
Here, after all, woodlouse you take it. Now that your Southern Federal District does not live. We will sanction in full. And do not tell us that your districts are not subjects of the Federation. We don't need your problems. And on the other hand, knowing your resourcefulness, I understand that in the case of any of our sanctions, you will make one federal district with the Crimea. There will be one federal district consisting of Russia alone. So what? Sanctions have already been imposed on Russia ... Or have they imposed it on themselves? Well, in the pants ...
Thanks to the Minister of Education. Clearly responded to such zradu! Those who do not know, but it seems to me that most of them do not know, a conference was held in Crimea. More precisely, the conference was held in Yalta from 8 to 11 in June, with the participation of teachers and scientists from 10 countries, including representatives from universities in Kiev, Zaporozhye, Dnieper, Donetsk and Kamenets-Podolsky - more than 15 people. In particular, the head of the Ministry of Education, Liliya Grinevich, said that the universities were recommended to dismiss teachers who did not take leave for the trip to the Crimea for absenteeism, and the rest for immoral behavior. Some teachers have already written applications for dismissal.
I understand that now thoughtful readers are trying to understand how a scientific conference is consistent with immoral behavior. And do not try. Our minister is also not lucky. This is a hidden hint that Ukraine recognized the Russian Crimea. Well, the same can not punish the Ukrainians for the fact that they move through the territory of Ukraine. We have a democracy.
And immoral? So who will believe that these same scientists and teachers in the Crimea in the summer did not engage in amorality? This is a resort! Nobody canceled holiday novels. Yes, and our Lily, after all, not all sculpts this immorality. And only those who have issued a leave. On vacation, anything can happen. But at work, no, no. They just skipped ...
I've just thought, and the machinists, that coal is now being brought from the Donbass to our combined heat and power plants, should also be fired for immoral or not? On the one hand, yes, but on the other? They are not educators of the younger generation. And work ... apart from families. I do not even know what to say, given that supplies are in full swing in parallel with the intensification of military operations.
Ugh. Well, nothing without this economy. Coal ... Well, if she climbs into a note, I will not resist. Our clever men talked about the lack of funds from Russia for the construction of the bridge. And do you know on what basis such conclusions are made? Do not believe it, but have to.
Russia filed a motion with the High Court of London for a fast-track decision on a lawsuit filed in connection with Ukraine’s non-payment of a 3 debt of a billion dollars, according to the Ministry of Finance of Russia. It is noted that the petition was filed by the independent company The Law Debenture Corporation plc (Trusti), representing the interests of Russia.
"Trustee (trustee) appealed to the court with a request to disallow the withdrawal of Ukraine from the lawsuit and make a decision obliging Ukraine to pay the face value of the bonds, the amount of unfulfilled coupon payment in the amount of 75 million dollars and interest on the total amount of overdue debt on the bonds", - reads the message.
The appeal notes that Ukraine has included in the response to the lawsuit a number of exclusively political arguments that have nothing to do with the obvious requirement of the Trust to fulfill its debt obligations and, often, not true to reality. The petition hearing is expected to take place at the end of 2016. In the event of his satisfaction by the court, a full-scale trial is not required and a final decision on the merits can be made at the beginning of 2017.
No, what do you need these billions? And our statistics spoils. Now the debt is 70 billion. Beautiful "flat" figure. And it will be 67. If you give anything away. No, the sense of beauty is not developed in Russians. Or the English?
And in the end I will return to nature. More precisely to the fact that this nature has prepared for us from zrad.
An outbreak of African swine fever was recorded in the village of Savran, Odessa region. As reported on Wednesday, 27 in July, the press service of the State Food Consumer Service of Ukraine, in the personal subsidiary farm of one of the residents of the village registered the death of pigs. According to the ministry, the study of selected samples of biomaterial diagnosed with African swine fever (ASF). Measures are being taken to localize and prevent the spread of the epidemic.
On saint nature beats the mother. How are we without fat? But you have to score pigs on the "biomaterial". Sorry. Vyshivanok out offers this very Africa to ban in the territory of nenki. Got it already. Annually sends this plague to us. And so ... No Africa - no plague. There is fat. We must Lyashko throw an idea. Let the Rada raise the question.
In the capital in general ... In Kiev, the Dnieper River near its banks was covered with mold. In particular, the water at the Obolonskaya embankment is covered with algae, from the pond comes a terrible smell of rot.
In addition, a few days ago, the Kiev reservoir was covered with blue-green mold and foam (the people of Kiev Sea). This is reported by eyewitnesses in social networks.
The Institute of Hydrometeorology reported that mold could appear due to heat as a result of algae rotting. Damn them, and what else? This is not foam or there is an excess of something. Naturally the algae was killed by some kind of filth. And now what to drink to us?
But, the Ismailians won adapted. So the Kiyan will get used to it. It is said that two kilograms of this mold completely compensate for the 30-year-old body's need for heavy metals, ciliates and intestinal sticks.
My grandfather is here for this news well said. He participated in the procession. Picked up the biblical knowledge for the month. So, not mine. Grandfather. Very much like the situation one history from the Old Testament. There, too, it all began with such cataclysms. Who knows the Old Testament, enlighten what's what.
But mold is only one of the components of a Kiyan’s life today. We also could some have appeared. You got it. Taiga is burning. What about us? Do dumps so smoke supply? There was absolutely nothing to breathe down below. Below, because we are there ... Thank you Klitschko. Found a way to fight. Although, in the same way they “fought” in Moscow and other cities. And they won only when the rains and winds began.
Employees of public services in Kiev struggling with smog, watering the streets. The mayor of Kiev, Vitali Klitschko, spoke about this at the Kyiv City Council meeting on Thursday, the press service of the KSCA informs.
“I stress both the heads of districts and all services regarding activities in the current weather conditions, when smog has been hanging over the city for several days. In Kiev, due to weather conditions and a high level of air pollution, freight transport entry is restricted,” Klitschko said.
According to him, Kievavtodor and municipal services of the districts provide daily watering of roads, house territories and green areas.
Well, everything. Too something sold today. I will take an example from the dead bees. By the way, some also need to think about it. Dead bee does not buzz. So I stop doing this today. And I'm going to spoil the figure with fresh borsch with donuts. Cockroach rasstaralsya for my beloved. What you want. So that for your sake there will always be soup with donuts and flowers on the table. And you have always been loved.
Have a nice day and good mood!
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