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Dear Recep Tayipovich!

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Let your wallet be inflexible, as your courage, and the years of government are innumerable and unchangeable. May the Bosphorus be unfreezed, and the Kurds are pliable and unitary.


Dear Recep Tayipovich!


Since relations between the Russian Federation and the Republic of Turkey are, by and large, getting better, I decided to appeal to you with a huge request.

If it doesn’t bother you, stop for a time anti-Julian cleansing, "anti-terrorist" operation in the east and terrorist attacks throughout. And stop the fall of the national currency, please. Perhaps you have a question: "What is your business?"

One second. Now I will answer.

The fact is that our nearest neighbor has a political purge, an "anti-terrorist" operation in the east and terrorist attacks throughout the territory. Yes. And another fall in the national currency.

No no! Recep Tayipovich, I'm not talking about you now. I'm talking about Peter Alekseevich. Yes he is there full cellulite, anorexic mmm ... In general, things are not very good for Peter Alekseevich.

So, about your question (what is my business).

From Peter Alekseevich to us emigrated a half million people. And with the Crimea - three. So Crimeans with the territory!

Not that we are against. Not. We are always happy with ours. Just somehow everything turns out quickly, and a little hard. Employment, infrastructure, bridges. Well, you understand.

No, Recep Tayipovich, no! Your not going to us. It's not about that. They go to Angela Horstovne. And they drive so well that it becomes alarming for her. It’s good to have her there full cellulite, anorexic. I do not even know how to say it. Terrorist attacks every day, Bayern wants to secede. Angela Horstovna's rating ... Well, yes, things. I think, and even am sure, that Angela Horstvna will join my opinion if you fulfill my request above.

Why am I anxious?

So, if your bogeymates (and not only bogeles) continue to go like this, Angela Horstovna will come to us, but already ours. Yours, we will not let in - that's how to drink! So there we have one and a half million, and this is at least. First, ours from Angela Horstvny, behind them "not quite ours."

Not that we are against. Not. We are always happy with ours. Just somehow everything turns out quickly, and a little hard. Well, you know ...

Let's do it, Recep Tayipovich! You are there somehow tolerate, well, at least ten years old. We're clearing the rubble behind Peter Alekseevich. What we do not rake, or do not have time, throw over the fence Anzhej Yanovich.

And then you can again the list: anti-Julen cleansing, "anti-terrorist" operation in the east and terrorist attacks throughout, the fall in the national currency. And you can abstain. As you wish.

Sincerely, a52333.
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  1. Corsair0304
    Corsair0304 28 July 2016 09: 29
    +12
    Letter to the Turkish Sultan, version 2.0. Modern version.
    1. Cheshire
      Cheshire 28 July 2016 09: 36
      +6
      So here it’s not an answer, but a proposal. wink
      But a serious moment is missed in the letter - the flow of refugees to the Sultan is beneficial, this is a means of achieving their goals with the wrong hands; In Kurdistan, he tries to prevent the collapse of Turkey, although he acts like an elephant in a china shop.
      hi
    2. Lord_Bran
      Lord_Bran 28 July 2016 09: 38
      +1
      Little sarcasm and insults. Need to rewrite)
    3. Andrey K
      Andrey K 28 July 2016 09: 54
      +12
      Smiled.
      Posted by a52333 good
      1. 13 warrior
        13 warrior 28 July 2016 11: 17
        +2
        Nice. It is a pity that Recep Tayipovich will not read.
    4. siberalt
      siberalt 28 July 2016 10: 14
      +1
      Version 2.0? Well, what about the hedgehog and the naked ass of the Sultan forgotten. laughing
      1. 13 warrior
        13 warrior 28 July 2016 11: 20
        0
        Still would attach a silk lace to the letter. Well, just in case ...))
      2. Weyland
        Weyland 28 July 2016 23: 22
        0
        Quote: siberalt
        Well, what about the hedgehog and the naked ass of the Sultan forgot


        Because to a modern person, this humor seems strange. The Zaporozhians meant the Polish joke: "The first dzelnosts for the Hedgehog is a fool of the Hedgehog!" (1st valor for a soldier - to kill a hedgehog with bare ass)
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  2. Abbra
    Abbra 28 July 2016 09: 29
    +1
    All the will of Allah and Russia ...
  3. A-Sim
    A-Sim 28 July 2016 09: 34
    0
    The situation already affects the RTE, and not the RTE on the situation. Even trying, it is unlikely to succeed. Other arsonists will not allow normalization to prevail.
  4. Leto
    Leto 28 July 2016 09: 35
    -6
    I don’t know what the author wanted to hear in response, but the answer is obvious:
  5. grandfather Mih
    grandfather Mih 28 July 2016 09: 38
    +11
    "May your wallet be as inflexible as your courage, and the years of reign are innumerable and irrevocable. May the Bosphorus be ice-free, and the Kurds are pliable and unitary." Okay. And most importantly, flamboyant.
    1. Hyppopotut
      Hyppopotut 28 July 2016 09: 47
      0
      So east is a delicate matter ...
  6. Denis DV
    Denis DV 28 July 2016 09: 38
    +2
    I think that in the near future, Recep Tayyipovich will not be able to positively influence the question "we are always happy with ours." A fantastically apocalyptic picture of the USA vs Turkey is emerging.
  7. Lord_Bran
    Lord_Bran 28 July 2016 09: 38
    +7
    Finishing a recumbent is not our method. But you shouldn’t give him a hand either. Purely business relations with the trunks under the table - until the first mistake. NATO will not seriously intervene for this joker and jovial guy.
  8. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 28 July 2016 09: 40
    +9
    Rajep Taipovich is now definitely not up to Pyotr Lyakseyich, and not up to Frau. The hand reaches for the scimitar, just a little while, the parliament lifts the moratorium, and the entire geyropa shudders. And it will shudder for another 50 years if it survives after the invasion of musliks. It’s time for us to cancel the moratorium. For officials who have LIFE salary of highly skilled workers in shoe boxes ...
  9. mikh-korsakov
    mikh-korsakov 28 July 2016 09: 41
    +8
    However, whoever says anything, Erdogan is well done around. Milks Europe. He transplanted his belolentochnikov. Now going with the GDP to establish contacts. We would be so. Sorry for the banter. But listening to how my wife is engaged in mathematics with a five-year-old granddaughter, I came up with a puzzle. Volodya planted three governors, and Erdogan has six more governors, how many governors Volodya and Erdogan planted together. Learn the GDP!
    1. the villain
      the villain 28 July 2016 23: 54
      0
      Quote: mikh-korsakov
      Volodya planted three governors, and Erdogan has six more governors, how many governors Volodya and Erdogan planted together.

      And I would expand the task: - The question is, what would Comrade C do to such governors what
  10. triglav
    triglav 28 July 2016 09: 41
    +6
    Funny but true.
  11. Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 28 July 2016 09: 43
    +2
    Dear Recep Tayipovich! Open the gates soon and let all the refugees go to the geyropu! Why do you need them? After all, this geyropa enthusiastically rafigachit Africa and the Middle East, so let him answer to the inhabitants of those countries that the geyropa dropped!
    Do not be a fool - do not waste time - do not torment people, release-a-ah!
    1. kepmor
      kepmor 28 July 2016 10: 28
      +7
      You probably rave, by golly!
      Do you really want to receive on our western borders a "European caliphate" with an ideology hostile to Christians?
      Of course, Russia does not have enough "southern Islamic underbelly" in the Caucasus and Central Asia ... why waste time on trifles - let's house Ishilov militants in the west too!
      For me it’s better to live with tolerant buggers than with reckless thugs!
      And you?!
      1. mikh-korsakov
        mikh-korsakov 28 July 2016 10: 50
        +5
        Well, I think. that Igilov’s militants will not be able to conquer Europe completely, but they may well be able to bring down arrogance from them. So you can’t worry about the European Caliphate: this will not happen. By the way, if, for example, Le Pen won on this wave in France, then for us the double joy of neither the caliphate nor the buggers!
      2. the villain
        the villain 28 July 2016 23: 57
        0
        Quote: kepmor
        For me it’s better to live with tolerant buggers than with reckless thugs!

        It’s best to live next to normal, adequate people, I think so. hi
  12. aleksandrs95
    aleksandrs95 28 July 2016 09: 44
    +2
    events unfolding perhaps too rapidly. Probably Kurdistan in the medium term, Turkey can not keep. Very rashly, they got involved in the terrorist international.
    1. VSZMK
      VSZMK 28 July 2016 11: 23
      -1
      Very rashly, they got involved in the terrorist international.
      Or maybe they were forced to senior on NATO?
  13. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 28 July 2016 09: 52
    +4
    Let your wallet be unbending

    There is no doubt about this. Another thing is interesting - will Erdogan bend Europe once again for himself or the Europeans have finally begun to "guess something"?
    1. a52333
      28 July 2016 09: 58
      +4
      Quote: rotmistr60
      will Erdogan bend Europe once again for himself or the Europeans have finally started to "guess something"?

      ANOTHER QUESTION. But turning a blind eye to the problem is no longer possible. 4 attack in a week! Did I miss anything?
  14. engineering
    engineering 28 July 2016 09: 56
    +3
    If it does not bother you, stop the anti-Gulen purges, the “anti-terrorist” operation in the east, and terrorist attacks throughout the country.

    If we return to history, then Erdogan, with his actions and purges, is currently mirroring 1934 "Night of the Long Knives" in Germany, organized by Hitler against Rem. True, Hitler turned out to be more prudent and there were fewer victims, in this regard, of course, Erdogan surpassed Hitler in the number of killed, arrested and repressed.
  15. Anchonsha
    Anchonsha 28 July 2016 10: 06
    +3
    Erdogan wished to make him unbearable. To make a plan, you need to rally your people, and not plunge them into a confrontation with each other. Therefore, he will not be in power for long. There will be those who betray him for their American grandmothers, and there they are very unhappy with him. Well, our business is that we need to find a common language with a neighbor, whatever it may be. We do not make coups.
    1. Mikhail3
      Mikhail3 28 July 2016 17: 06
      0
      Quote: Anchonsha
      Erdogan wanted to make him unbearable

      And he has no choice. Dissatisfied with him already tried to throw him off, and kill this fun campaign. And in this case they obviously did not skimp on the green backs. He can’t even hide with us, he knows so much that the USA will give us Ukraine with giblets, if only Recep Taipych drowned in the bathroom before he even reached the washroom.
      So he has no place on the whole planet where to retreat. Knowing a little the character of this man, we can safely assume that he will dance, and dance absolutely mercilessly. Why, in fact, no? Not to mention his life and power, even for the country it is definitely a blessing. What happens to countries of the East with pro-American regimes? They are poured one after another into chaos and death.
      In general, let him shoot, and suddenly it works.
  16. dumpy15
    dumpy15 28 July 2016 10: 35
    -1
    We need to understand that the aggravation of the civil conflict in Turkey may lead to the intervention of NATO forces in the Bosporus-Sea of ​​Marmara zone and the suspension of the international strait treaty. This isolates the Black Sea Fleet and extremely complicates the position of the RF grouping in the ATS. IMHO
  17. ando_bor
    ando_bor 28 July 2016 11: 11
    0
    Recep Tayipovich is not a friend of Russia even once, and not even an ally, but rather the other way around, but he twisted his agents of American influence in all areas - the media, education, the army, and put them in cells,
    and in Ukraine they seized power and they rule the country on commands from Washington, each with its own hephaestus. That’s why you can talk with Recep Tayypovich, there’s an option to agree on something,
    there is no point in talking to "non-brothers", everything is being decided in the State Department, they will only do what they allow.
    They will disobey, they are unlikely to stay unlike Erdogan.
  18. ksv36
    ksv36 28 July 2016 12: 19
    +2
    Translate into Turkish and send to the website of President Erdogan. Then read it for sure. laughing