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Maidan mathematics Poroshenko: "Kiev has fulfilled political obligations under the Minsk Agreement by 95%"

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During a joint briefing with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko announced the signing of an agreement on a free trade zone between Ukraine and Canada. The signatories to the agreement were signed by the Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Stepan Kubiv and the Minister of Foreign Trade of Canada Hristia Freeland. From the statement Poroshenko (quote 112 Ukraine):


This is not just a lifting of tariff restrictions. This is a clear commitment within seven years of removing the 99% barriers to international trade. This is preferential access for goods of origin from the territory of Ukraine and Canada, respectively. This is the access of Ukrainian producers to the public procurement system of Canada and the access of Canadian manufacturers to the public procurement system in Ukraine. These are effective and decisive steps to combat corruption, these are new opportunities for expanding markets for goods. These are transparent terms of trade, this is the principle of declaring, and I would like to emphasize separately that we do not dwell on this. We will continue negotiations in order to broaden the scope of this agreement, and it is extremely important.


Poroshenko did not report how Canada’s entry into the Ukrainian market would specifically affect Ukrainian corruption. But he made a phenomenal statement in his hypocrisy, according to which, as it turns out, Ukraine “fulfills the Minsk agreements”.

Maidan mathematics Poroshenko: "Kiev has fulfilled political obligations under the Minsk Agreement by 95%"


Speaking to reporters, Petro Poroshenko announced that Kiev, in the framework of agreements reached in Minsk, "fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector."

It's amazing how easily this person allows himself to lie not only to the international community, but also to his own people. What are 95 and 100 percent? Where is the promised constitutional reform with the Donbass endowment with a special status, where the economic blockade of the Donbass is lifted, where, after all, is the withdrawal of Ukrainian security officials from the line of contact and a really working law on holding local elections and the status of the Russian language? ..
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  1. razmik72
    razmik72 11 July 2016 15: 23
    +14
    I almost wrote that it’s good that I didn’t say that it was 100%, but Porokhobot already announced this.
    1. tiredwithall
      tiredwithall 11 July 2016 15: 35
      +18
      In the next message, he will report about 150% of everything. There is no limit to democracy!
      1. SRC P-15
        SRC P-15 11 July 2016 15: 39
        +8

        Speaking to reporters, Petro Poroshenko announced that Kiev, in the framework of agreements reached in Minsk, "fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector."

        Petya most likely meant success in his chocolate and bloody business.
        1. Rostov Papa
          Rostov Papa 11 July 2016 15: 49
          +6
          Pyotr Alekseich seems to be from badoon, mixed up the percentages of alcohol in a glass with the Minsk agreements laughing
          1. GUS
            GUS 11 July 2016 16: 31
            +18
            Another percent left ...
            1. Altona
              Altona 11 July 2016 16: 36
              +8
              Quote: GUS
              Another percent left ...

              ---------------------
              Similarly, Poroshenko called the alcohol percentage. Alcohol does not exceed 96%. XO switched from cognac to fanfurics, by the way now they are also not 100ml in capacity, but 95. laughing
            2. poquello
              poquello 11 July 2016 18: 02
              +2
              Quote: GUS
              Another percent left ...

              ett is not a percentage, this is the future (or already present) of dill, I recall in Russia dashing Royal alcohol as dashing on every corner in every container in any container
          2. APASUS
            APASUS 11 July 2016 19: 06
            +1
            Quote: Rostov Dad
            Pyotr Alekseich seems to be from badoon, mixed up the percentages of alcohol in a glass with the Minsk agreements laughing

            They began to offer Petya’s campaign a serious one, it’s just that they won’t say such a thing from the next laughing laughing laughing
            1. poquello
              poquello 11 July 2016 19: 33
              +2
              Quote: APASUS
              They began to offer Petya’s campaign a serious one, it’s just that they won’t say such a thing from the next

              hmm, but this one?
              According to the head of the presidential administration of Ukraine Boris Lozhkin, modern Canada was created by Ukrainian colonists who appeared on this land 125 years ago.
              “125 years ago, the first Ukrainian colonists ended up on Canadian soil. Their work created Canada as we know it. Ukrainians have become an integral part of the Canadian culture, economy, state and public relations. And Canada has become a faithful and reliable friend of Ukraine ”

              http://vz.ru/news/2016/7/11/820888.html
              1. vlad66
                vlad66 11 July 2016 20: 02
                +9
                Quote: poquello
                hmm, but this one?
                According to the head of the presidential administration of Ukraine Boris Lozhkin, modern Canada was created by Ukrainian colonists who appeared on this land 125 years ago.
                “125 years ago, the first Ukrainian colonists ended up on Canadian soil. Their work created Canada as we know it. Ukrainians have become an integral part of the Canadian culture, economy, state and public relations. And Canada has become a faithful and reliable friend of Ukraine ”

                Well, here it most likely smells like direct deliveries of heroin from Afghanistan. Yes, and Colombia with cocaine seems to be not far behind. repeat
              2. APASUS
                APASUS 12 July 2016 19: 57
                0
                Quote: poquello
                and this?
                According to the head of the presidential administration of Ukraine Boris Lozhkin, modern Canada was created by Ukrainian colonists who appeared on this land 125 years ago.

                Yes, Napoleon’s bust in the library just fell on that ............. laughing
          3. Xnumx vis
            Xnumx vis 11 July 2016 19: 34
            +2
            Peter Alkokogolevich went along Banderovsky Prospect with a loaf of sausage banderovsky in the ass to Obama Ibrahimovic!
        2. WKS
          WKS 11 July 2016 16: 40
          +1
          The gallows has been crying for this goose for a long time, so it lies at all briefings.
          1. Lukich
            Lukich 11 July 2016 20: 24
            +1
            Quote: wks
            The gallows has been crying for this goose for a long time, so it lies at all briefings.

            It's time to restore the forgotten legacy of Sudoplatrva. such drunks oligarchs are worse than maniacs
        3. Skif83
          Skif83 12 July 2016 11: 15
          0
          Yeah ...
          It's like being a little pregnant wassat
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      3. marl
        marl 11 July 2016 17: 10
        +4
        Quote: tiredwithall
        In the next message, he will report about 150% of everything.

        Well, if the West likes to believe in this nonsense, then they can hold the flag in their hands.
        It is a pity, but sooner or later they will be very disappointed when this abscess in the center of Europe breaks through and gets a rebound.
    2. vkl.47
      vkl.47 11 July 2016 15: 48
      +4
      he just kills this cattleman Poroshenko on a tumble. he himself believes in his nonsense, which he invents on the go
    3. siberalt
      siberalt 11 July 2016 15: 55
      +4
      Poroshenko grabbed the Canadian with both hands, like a saving straw. laughing
      Of all that Poroshenko did about Minsk-2, he pardoned his thugs and rapists from illegal gangs.
    4. vovanpain
      vovanpain 11 July 2016 16: 07
      +10
      Petro Poroshenko announced that Kiev, within the framework of the agreements reached in Minsk, “fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector”.

      Well, yes, yes, only because of such accomplishments innocent people continue to die in the Donbas, it seems that the bitch Potrokh is not only not going to implement the Minsk agreements (every dog ​​knows about this), it looks like when his Merkel, Hollande and the GDP stumbled, the drunk of all kaklostan was drunk without a trace and still can not figure out what is written there, the bloody jackal, Obama's slave.
    5. 33 Watcher
      33 Watcher 11 July 2016 16: 15
      +13
      Quote: razmik72
      I almost wrote that it’s good that I didn’t say that it was 100%, but Porokhobot already announced this.

      Aha laughing
      "Fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector."
      And also, he joined the EU by 93%, and won the war by 97%, returned Crimea to 82%, and solved economic problems in the country by 91% laughing
      And when there will be 100%, the story is silent about this laughing
    6. Juborg
      Juborg 11 July 2016 17: 08
      +1
      Something like the country with percentages and presidents, and the government and others, is not all right. Deception, reservation, swagger, abuse, vandalism, theft, is elevated to the rank of state policy in this country.
      1. Abbra
        Abbra 11 July 2016 18: 34
        0
        Peter just planted a little in his bosom. And he could not utter - "Ninety-nine point, and ninety-nine hundredths of a percent" ...
    7. Baloo
      Baloo 11 July 2016 21: 38
      0
      Petro Poroshenko announced that Kiev, within the framework of the agreements reached in Minsk, “fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector”.


      This vain, lying ram did not say to whom he "fulfilled" the Minsk agreements? what Before the Macington macaques? angry
  2. hirurg
    hirurg 11 July 2016 15: 24
    +9
    The question arises in my head: How much do you need not to love your country?
    Although that I am surprised. And in our history there were Judas.
    1. Andrey K
      Andrey K 11 July 2016 15: 28
      +14
      Quote: hirurg
      The question arises in my head: How much do you need not to love your country?

      But does it love anything besides money?
      fulfilled 95% of political commitments and 100% in the security sector

      Obligations to whom he fulfilled, what are these obligations? Probably about the sale of statehood?
      Yes, if he meant this, then it is likely that 95% fulfilled. The remaining 5% is to rent the population request
      1. tiredwithall
        tiredwithall 11 July 2016 15: 37
        +1
        Quote: Andrey K
        But does it love anything besides money?


        But what about selling chocolate.
        1. Andrey K
          Andrey K 11 July 2016 17: 03
          +10
          Quote: tiredwithall

          But what about selling chocolate.

          Moreover, for denyuzhku, he is ready to produce chocolate with "St. George" ribbons and stars ... and in general, dedicated to the holiday of the "aggressor" laughing
          And where only the head Prosecutor of second-hand Ukraine looks, because the law on "decommunization" has been violated ...laughing
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    2. Simon
      Simon 11 July 2016 15: 33
      +5
      Yes, he doesn’t give a damn about his country and his people! The main thing for him is his capital, how to increase it with the help of theft! request
    3. Berber
      Berber 11 July 2016 16: 29
      +4
      Judah is not the right word. The condom he used. I still did not understand that the fate of Berezovsky was waiting for him. They’ll fuck them, they will take the grandmother and throw them in the trash of history.
    4. Turkir
      Turkir 12 July 2016 07: 57
      0
      How much do you need not to love your country?

      Is this his country?
      Probably Valtsman in his old age will live either in the United States or in Israel.
  3. Maksus
    Maksus 11 July 2016 15: 24
    +7
    Peremoga or zrada? Recently, I somehow do not really know how to distinguish them.
    1. Bratan
      Bratan 11 July 2016 15: 26
      +7
      I must say that they are not 95-100% fulfilled
  4. Smoked
    Smoked 11 July 2016 15: 26
    +5
    He lies openly and thanks for that. Other politicians lie more beautiful and complex.
  5. Vetal999
    Vetal999 11 July 2016 15: 30
    +2
    Well, what else was expected of him, the truth? "Don't tell HIS horseshoes!"
    He is all saturated with lies. I grabbed the glass and the fairy tale began ...
  6. Rosty
    Rosty 11 July 2016 15: 31
    +2
    And now they have no other options. Even there will be a desire, they cannot say that they are not fulfilling something. Virtual country
  7. Banishing liberoids
    Banishing liberoids 11 July 2016 15: 32
    +4
    Yes, Canadians get involved in paroshenko, then they will not wash off, and for a long time they will curse themselves for their shortsightedness.
  8. mpzss
    mpzss 11 July 2016 15: 35
    +7
    and I would like to emphasize separately that we do not stop there

    all, Khan Ukrainian production of meat, grain and agriculture in general, Canadians crush them!
  9. gamer
    gamer 11 July 2016 15: 36
    +11
    Why not 100%?
  10. stas
    stas 11 July 2016 15: 36
    +3
    Another bluff Ruins. Do Ukrainians really believe this boar.
  11. Banishing liberoids
    Banishing liberoids 11 July 2016 15: 38
    +2
    Paroshenko said that he had fulfilled the Minsk agreements at 95 percent. And he forgot that the whole package of Minsk agreements weighs 300 percent !!! fool
  12. Roman 11
    Roman 11 11 July 2016 15: 39
    +3
    I was shocked by the snout of this ghoul, an infant eater - it is the same as ebn .... I have not seen it for a long time, but here it is similar. The fatter, the more.
  13. cheburator
    cheburator 11 July 2016 15: 41
    +5
    A lying, fatty parasite with a pig snout on the body of Ukraine! negative
  14. vit
    vit 11 July 2016 15: 42
    +2
    Damn, yes Parashenko is right, right! not a word of lies! and 95% and 100% are all true! just do not forget about parallel realities! at its reality, he is beautiful, wise, truthful and loved by the people! drinks
  15. sergey2017
    sergey2017 11 July 2016 15: 47
    +1
    He’s a puppet, what the states told him does! Poroshenko was allowed to make certain statements, including lying with his impudent mug without blushing! Most likely he has a disease, and the diagnosis is pathological deceit! A pathological lie or pseudology is a pathological tendency to report false information, to compose fantastic stories!
  16. imugn
    imugn 11 July 2016 16: 00
    +6
    There are 13 points in total. Even if the "security sector" is only 1 point, then 95% is almost 11.5 points.

    We read the first two points:

    1. Immediate and comprehensive cease-fire in certain areas of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions of Ukraine and its strict implementation, starting with 00 h. 00 min. (Kiev time) 15 February 2015 of the year.

    2. Withdrawal of all heavy weapons by both sides at equal distances in order to create a security zone with a minimum width of 50 km from each other for artillery systems with a caliber of 100 mm and more, a security zone 70 km wide for MLRS and 140 km wide for MLRS "Tornado-S" , "Hurricane", "Tornado" and tactical missile systems "Tochka" ("Tochka U")


    You can not read further.
  17. gg.na
    gg.na 11 July 2016 16: 00
    +1
    pig lol in a word wassat
  18. whitejohn12
    whitejohn12 11 July 2016 16: 05
    +1
    Panasyuk is a tattered nasyuk, it simply glows from hypocrisy.
  19. Snayp
    Snayp 11 July 2016 16: 24
    +1
    Quote: vkl.47
    he just kills this cattleman Poroshenko on a tumble. he himself believes in his nonsense, which he invents on the go

    He does not invent, they report to him)
    1. Krasniy_lis
      Krasniy_lis 11 July 2016 18: 23
      +1
      Quote: Snayp
      He does not invent, they report to him)

      do not report, but topped up. No need to tell that he never knows what’s going on. All with his knowledge and on his orders. More precisely, the order is the owners, and he will pass.
  20. 2014ya.ru
    2014ya.ru 11 July 2016 16: 36
    +2
    Donbass kills 95 percent and mocks his people 100 percent! Khryakovskaya muzzle!
  21. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad 11 July 2016 16: 42
    +2
    Minister of Foreign Trade of Canada Of Christ Freeland.
    Something Western sounds in the name of this minister. No wonder they say that the Ukrainian diaspora there is very strong. Leaked even to the government.
  22. Sly
    Sly 11 July 2016 17: 01
    0
    Quote: x.andvlad
    Hristia Freeland

    Hristia Hochdand)
  23. Elephant
    Elephant 11 July 2016 17: 02
    +2
    Probably roshenovsky chocolates overeat ... and carries all the nonsense!
  24. Khariton
    Khariton 11 July 2016 17: 07
    +1
    I can’t already read the statements of parashenko, my nervous tic begins ... In my opinion, Ukraine has never been humiliated in 25 years! I ran around the summit and made a complete selfie with an idiotic smile .... shit!
  25. qwert111
    qwert111 11 July 2016 17: 14
    +5
    Gentlemen, for complete happiness, let them exchange socks!
    1. weksha50
      weksha50 11 July 2016 18: 32
      0
      Quote: qwert111
      Gentlemen, for complete happiness, let them exchange socks!



      Duc ... It seems that the use of weapons of mass destruction is prohibited ... laughing

      PS This is Christ’s complete kirdyk ...
  26. Koshak
    Koshak 11 July 2016 17: 38
    +3
    95% ... in humans and chimpanzees, 95% of the genome is the same, but the difference is obvious wassat
  27. pts-m
    pts-m 11 July 2016 17: 43
    +1
    And the Canadian prime minister confirms his hfamiliya “three (Yu) D (o)”, the glasses rubbed by the ruin prezik just fit him.
  28. Belarus
    Belarus 11 July 2016 17: 52
    0
    It's amazing how easily this person allows himself to lie not only to the international community, but also to his own people. What are 95 and 100 percent? Where is the promised constitutional reform with the Donbass endowment with a special status, where the economic blockade of the Donbass is lifted, where, after all, is the withdrawal of Ukrainian security officials from the line of contact and a really working law on holding local elections and the status of the Russian language? ..


    There is nothing more to add to this. And the question: where is he looking and what he sees is the only answer: he looks at ukroDUPU and also sees DUPU (in Ukrainian, this is the fifth point).
    Why do all European Europeans and Westerners believe that this sw_oloch is drunk - European people simply want to believe this and want to be deceived - that’s all.
  29. pudelartemon
    pudelartemon 11 July 2016 18: 17
    0
    Why not whine, so that a good pan throws a couple of coppers in a crumpled cap. And then I have to wear holey socks, I completely lost control ...
  30. weksha50
    weksha50 11 July 2016 18: 23
    0
    Removing trade restrictions with Canada by 99% ...
    Fulfillment of the Minsk agreements by 95% ...
    Who, when and how counted?

    Did he drive the canoe by Biden, or did secretary-assistants write?
    I will not touch the bullshit about Minsk-2 ... I wonder what is included in the trade relations with Canada for 1%?

    Chrystia Freeland ... Chrystia ... Well, of course, a member of the Ukrainian diaspora in Canada, she's quite large there ... Freeland ... Somewhere somehow "free land-fatherland"?
  31. Franciscan
    Franciscan 11 July 2016 18: 28
    -2
    Well, as I understand it, the Kremlin partners of the Kiev partner are pretending that everything is in line with the truth and will pass the border to the Nazis, and then the Obkomov owners are hatching the eggs.
  32. Mentor
    Mentor 11 July 2016 18: 38
    0
    Quote: Chariton
    I can’t already read the statements of parashenko, my nervous tic begins ... In my opinion, Ukraine has never been humiliated in 25 years! I ran around the summit and made a complete selfie with an idiotic smile .... shit!

    Calm, dear. It doesn’t matter that this piglet screeches, it lies. He always lies when his mouth opens.
    1. Bramb
      Bramb 11 July 2016 19: 46
      0
      Quote: Mentor
      Calm, dear. It doesn’t matter that this piglet screeches, it lies. He always lies when his mouth opens.

      Wrong.
      He's lying before his mouth opens.
  33. atamankko
    atamankko 11 July 2016 18: 56
    0
    Someone really likes it, but where are the Ukrainians themselves, again on the sidelines.
  34. Hiw
    Hiw 11 July 2016 19: 22
    0
    95 you say ..... and you didn’t try the case of the fish of the second freshness - then this and that, the agreement must be fulfilled either a hundred or nothing
  35. 1536
    1536 11 July 2016 19: 22
    0
    We also need to say that Russia fulfilled all the points of the Minsk agreement by 96%. 4 percent will complete tomorrow. And then we all say that we are not a party to the conflict, read the documents, etc. Therefore, no one believes us. The hunt was something to read there. And the speech of the first persons of the state will immediately give the necessary resonance in the world. Moreover, it is not far from the truth.
    And immediately it is necessary to incriminate Ukrainians in the failure to fulfill the agreements. Otherwise, we will lose to these cheaters, since they have eight aces in the deck.
  36. Bramb
    Bramb 11 July 2016 19: 45
    0
    Surprisingly, he lied a little. Now, if he said that he had completed and exceeded it by 150% - then yes. And so ... chopped Petyunya, chopped ...
  37. Art777
    Art777 11 July 2016 21: 03
    +1
    Yes, because he is so lying that he was allowed to do this by entering into negotiations with him in Minsk in the winter and spring of 2015 ...
    All the efforts of those who lay down there were stolen by negotiators from Russia.
    Over the past two months, they have already fired well from the arty lines along the defense line, and occupied the gray zones, and pulled up equipment stuffed with rogules, so tomorrow they will say that Russia has introduced ten more tactical hordes of Tararo-Buryat mechanized riflemen, and the guard of the Chechen cavalry air special forces ... And only for this reason Donetsk was wiped off the face of the earth by twenty hits "with a point y". And they will believe him, because someone just allows him to lie like that!
  38. zheka
    zheka 11 July 2016 21: 29
    0
    I’m still thinking: how could such a person build Roshen? Perhaps the fools are lucky?
    Quote: tiredwithall
    In the next message, he will report about 150% of everything. There is no limit to democracy!
  39. evge-malyshev
    evge-malyshev 11 July 2016 22: 20
    +1
    And there is nothing to say. Skinny words - said above, but kind - did not deserve.
  40. Zomanus
    Zomanus 12 July 2016 00: 16
    0
    And that’s all because Ukraine is allowed to say and do anything.
    If only against Russia. He can declare about 200% completion, and everyone will pretend
    that is normal.
  41. sgr291158
    sgr291158 12 July 2016 05: 39
    0
    Again, lies to pig farms, and Canada is looking somewhere.