Time does not spare even the USA

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Bad now the CIA began to work, whatever you say. Previously, these were such volchars - do not put a finger in your mouth, bite the ankle, but now ... Take, for example, the Russian-American incident with the mutual expulsion of diplomats, discussed in the media.

It all started with the fact that the guard of the American embassy in Moscow blocked the way for an unknown person who tried to enter the embassy and asked him to present documents - there is nothing illegal, offensive or hostile in this situation, the usual observance of instructions. In response, the same unknown attacked the guard, received a rebuff, and as a result was twisted by him. As it turned out later, this was the third secretary of the political department of the embassy, ​​Daniel van Daikin.

It turns out that he was running away from the FSB operatives who were pursuing him and, as in a bad movie, he decided to hide in his embassy, ​​but the guard who appeared in front of him confused all his plans. While the proceedings were going on, the Americans expelled two Russian diplomats in response to this “unmotivated aggression”, after which van Dijkin and another colleague were returned back home - “for activities incompatible with diplomatic status”.

Notice how recently the quality of training of American agents has decreased - not only was he unable to competently plan the operation and keep it secret, not only did he not have any document with him that could be presented at the entrance and thus I couldn’t get the salvation, but I couldn’t cut down the enemy - I’m just a guard who didn’t expect an attack ... That's all, now you can officially say that the times of super agents are throwing crowds of enemies right and left without spilling a drop of martini from the glasses in hand on the tailored tailored coat, while flirting with the girls watching the spectacle, were irretrievably gone ...

In response to this ambassadorial incident, the Americans expelled Russian diplomats, well, and the Russians — American ones, and everything seemed to be calming down again.

Well, it is also worth noting the traditional coverage of this event in the foreign press. Here, in the Russian media, they explain what has happened and how, and it especially emphasizes that there is evidence that the American attacked first - the video from the embassy cameras. Their western colleagues mention only that a Russian guard attacked an American citizen who tried to enter the embassy of his country - stupidly without reason, probably, on the basis of a sudden personal dislike. And the Russians, instead of repenting, after that, dared also to send home the diplomats of the most democratic of countries - although their employees were expelled as a result of a completely fair reaction.

In general, little has changed since the days of the Cold War - and all the same information patterns are still in use. Probably in the West they do not understand how silly they look with their attempts at “birthright”, which they cannot confirm with anything, except empty rhetoric.

However, this is for the best: as shown historical practice, those who don’t understand that the world is changing, as a result they don’t keep pace with it and, as a result, lose their run. But in the West, history has always been not very good - otherwise they would not have attacked Russia with such regularity, getting the same result each time.
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  1. +9
    12 July 2016 15: 16
    It will be easier for us to work.
    1. +2
      12 July 2016 15: 20
      Time does not spare even the USA
      Even the USA, it’s like a mammoth in permafrost, that nothing can happen to this country. So consider only the United States itself, but the frightened zombies around them.
      1. +6
        12 July 2016 16: 16
        However, this is for the better: as historical practice shows, those who do not understand that the world is changing, as a result, do not keep pace with it and, as a result, lose their run. But in the West, history has always been not very good - otherwise they would not have attacked Russia with such regularity, getting the same result each time.


        And again they strive to step on the same rake.
        1. +5
          12 July 2016 20: 43
          Special agent with a name Simple and last name The guard secretly presented to the state award!
          wassat laughing laughing laughing
        2. 0
          15 July 2016 13: 50
          Why step on an old rake? Cheers come on new laughing
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      3. +50
        12 July 2016 17: 03
        I read the article ... What can I say, while agreeing with the author's position regarding the degradation of the level of training of CIA agents, the events themselves did not occur at all as described in the article. At night, a taxi car slowed down near the doors of the American Embassy and did not stop. The "subject" literally jumped out of it, sharply heading to the door of the embassy to which there were only a FEW METERS and except for the Russian policeman standing in the "Birdhouse" no one could stop him. I note that the "subject" was wearing a fagot-cap pulled almost to his chin, it was night ... To show the police officer his service card (as you can see from the video, he WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO SHOW HIS DIPLOMATIC MOSCOW).
        Now let's imagine the same situation with our police officer who did not react during or even ignore the appearance of "Midnight Cowboy" ... Such a "Traktorbek" passes in a pi-ke stretched to the mouth to the American Embassy from behind the door (the territory of the United States by law) is distributed -Allahu-Akba ... Interrupted by a giant explosion of power ... I remind you EVERYTHING TAKES A CAMERA ...
        What do you think, how much stench there would be from our "Probable Partners"? .. Even if the explosion did not follow, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation could absolutely calmly make a thrashing by calling the Ambassador of the Russian Federation and handing him a note of protest in connection with the fact that the Russians in general can send embassy of anyone ... And as if spitting saliva "Radio Freedom", "Echo", "Rain", about the notorious Russophobes Fox News, etc. I generally keep quiet ...
        Moreover, on the "Ivy Scout", the policeman simply lay (as you can see on the shooting), he did not beat him, did not kick him, but simply twisted him, not allowing him to reach the territory of the embassy of a foreign state. Yes, by the way, so "about the birds" the guard deserves an official award (and this is not sarcasm) as he reacted with lightning speed to the threat and risked his life defending the American embassy from the "Sudden Traktorbek".

        And now, for the sake of completeness, let's imagine how an American guard was acting. He would simply discharge the entire clip of his pistol into the "Sudden Traktorbek" and by the way would also be ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. And you don’t have to tell me that it’s not. Their cops shoot immediately to kill simply for insubordination, and here we are talking about PROTECTION OF THE ESTATE. But luckily for the "Ivy Scout", Russian police are more adequate and sacrificial.

        I would recommend to the Russian Foreign Ministry that the Americans should be ashamed of what happened around the world for shitting in the back to someone who selflessly defended their embassy. But as the article correctly says, the Americans degraded not only in terms of training intelligence officers, but also in terms of an adequate assessment of events. (Incident video attached).
        1. +8
          12 July 2016 17: 43
          Quote: Now we are free
          (Incident video attached).


          There, after the door - by some unknown person opened - it is not shown how this person jerking their legs crawled into the territory (through the door) ... Well, you can see how he still skillfully "jerked his legs", moving forward ...

          So our security guard does not face the award ...

          But he reacted brilliantly ...
          1. +1
            12 July 2016 22: 40
            it is not shown how, after all, this jerking person crawled into the territory (at the door) ...


            Wrestler probably? Well done. Our reaction to this is clearly weak. It was necessary to send at least one more of them.
            1. +2
              13 July 2016 08: 59
              Quote: alexmach
              it is not shown how, after all, this jerking person crawled into the territory (at the door) ...


              Wrestler probably? Well done. Our reaction to this is clearly weak. It was necessary to send at least one more of them.

              ... a classic, must! And if you would still lubricate it with Vaseline! he wouldn’t have a price ...
              ------
              It was he in the "yellow taxi", at the end of June, in Moscow (somewhere around + 25 deg. C) - in a ski hat pulled "I just can't" ride? ... and in the same hat went to the embassy ?. ..
              ... Yes, go jes ... professional-o-o-onal! ...
        2. +13
          12 July 2016 17: 48
          But still the guard did not stop him. and the employee managed to break through, crawl into his embassy by opening the door, with everything that he had.
          Of course, the guard worked correctly, and it's not his job to catch spies, let’s leave it.
          But from the point of view of security, hug, then hugged, well laid down, and then? And then he lacks, for example, a shocker, since you correctly noticed, and who knows what lies underneath, maybe "Traktorbek" and maybe someone else. The fact of a breakthrough, if it was not agreed in advance, what they say to skip in such cases, this is a failure, first of all, the organization of security. IMHO.
          1. +6
            13 July 2016 07: 05
            What would the embassy guard in Israel do in a similar situation? Shot down why such a provocateur. Americans should be glad that the Russian guard is not armed. But I would be in the place of the Russian authorities after that, armed all the guards and warned the US authorities about the possible consequences of such provocations ...
        3. +14
          12 July 2016 21: 05
          Quote: Now we are free
          I would recommend to the Russian Foreign Ministry that the Americans should be ashamed of what happened around the world for shitting in the back to someone who selflessly defended their embassy. But as the article correctly says, the Americans degraded not only in terms of training intelligence officers, but also in terms of an adequate assessment of events. (Incident video attached).
        4. +6
          13 July 2016 07: 02
          Yes, I’m talking about the same thing. Well, why our diplomatic services and, in general, the propaganda machine in such cases does not make a show out of an incident ... We could lower the Americans completely, below all possible baseboards and curbs ...
          1. +1
            13 July 2016 09: 28
            Yes, even to charge our comedians. And then they eat bread for nothing.
        5. 0
          13 July 2016 12: 15
          the embassies are guarded by the FSB officers and it can be seen on video that this bamboo could really twist the amricot and he probably wanted to kiss it at that time
        6. +1
          13 July 2016 23: 58
          Govnyuki they are all shitty, no wonder!
          It is surprising that this agent was without a bodyguard, and this is in Moscow at night ?!
          Hooligans and could offend !!! wink
        7. 0
          15 July 2016 00: 49
          It seems to me, or is it really a sign on the top left on a wooden chopper hanging, even without a screw ???
    2. +17
      12 July 2016 15: 27
      Apparently, the CIA began to recruit laughing ... One should not assume that a simple guard will be sent to such an object. wink . A special forces officer, a border guard, a scout, or some other special service behind him. Normally met - a medal should be noted for the service. hi
      1. +4
        12 July 2016 16: 04
        Quote: Kasym
        Apparently, the CIA began to recruit by pulling ...

        Most likely, there the same optimization took place, it is expensive to cook with high quality, in this case the guy picked up the tops, passed the certification through pull, here you have a disposable "syringe". And cheap and cheerful.))))
        If on the subject, then the CIA is not in vain eating bread, I think you should not relax, maybe even so, they released this "syringe" to distract attention from another object.
      2. +6
        12 July 2016 17: 21
        Quote: Kasym
        Apparently, the CIA began to recruit by pulling ...

        It’s just that the generation that grew up on bizarre TV shows and cartoons about Bob Sponge came there. The FBI is also concerned.
        MOSCOW, July 12 - RIA Novosti. In the United States, a case with firearms was stolen from an FBI employee’s car, writes the Washington Post, citing a bureau representative.
        The incident occurred early Sunday morning when a Ford Expedition was parked in a street in northeast Washington. Unknown broke the rear passenger window and took the box containing the weapons of two firms - Glock and Colt.
        FBI spokeswoman Katherine Zackel said that the bureau is currently studying video surveillance cameras.


        RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/world/20160712/1464251110.html#ixzz4ECj6POmo
      3. +1
        12 July 2016 22: 42
        I met him, well done, but as the patient said above, he crawled away from him. We must defiantly take measures so that the next time this could not happen. For example, to double outfits + they also remembered about shockers.
    3. +9
      12 July 2016 15: 31
      ... decided to hide in his embassy ...

      I suppose that ours, with such-and-such "Daniels van Dykinins" (oh, God forgive me) - may be left without work at all laughing
      They will sit and watch how crazy from all over the mah, they will stumble over the guards laughing
      This is from the series: “Give the stupid horseradish glass. He’ll break horseradish and cut his hands. ” laughing
    4. +1
      12 July 2016 17: 20
      It will be easier for us to work.


      How? Or will it be easier for you personally to work with the realization of something supernatural, inaccessible to understanding by the operational mind?

      It is easy to work when the subject, his contacts, mission objectives, methods and means are indicated. When everything is under control. And now, some sleeping agent from some Mexican embassy will be involved and start everything from scratch .....
      1. 0
        13 July 2016 09: 31
        In Lithuania, "something" is no longer inclined. They went completely wild under Dula Gribovskaya.
  2. +1
    12 July 2016 15: 18
    Quote: Machete
    It will be easier for us to work.

    And on the other hand, earlier it was possible to work and negotiate with them.
  3. +1
    12 July 2016 15: 19
    Can the armament be armed with baseball bats with the mandatory use of them for their intended purpose - to play such an American spy in baseball ???
  4. +5
    12 July 2016 15: 19
    "As historical practice shows, those who do not understand that the world is changing, as a result, do not keep up with it and eventually leave the race" - this is very accurately noticed.
  5. +2
    12 July 2016 15: 20
    Americans are in the spirit of the notorious bearded man's guard. It is necessary to "understand and forgive" the loser agent. It is necessary to remove such a joke, as Sasha Borodach twists a secret agent. laughing
  6. +4
    12 July 2016 15: 24
    I don’t understand one thing. How to evaluate the behavior of our opponents?
    Is impudence utter, or is dementia endemic?
    (Not all viruses we know and can determine, and some can lead to dementia)
    Both are treated very hard or not.
    1. +4
      12 July 2016 19: 19
      But in the West, history has always been not very good - otherwise they would not have attacked Russia with such regularity, getting the same result each time.

      There is a good thought about this
      1. 0
        12 July 2016 23: 14
        But in the West, history has always been not very good - otherwise they would not have attacked Russia with such regularity, getting the same result each time.
        The problem is that the winners, that is, Russia, are too kind to the defeated. They always get off very easily, and therefore quickly forget. Now, if you order the genetic memory of these aggressors, so that even their great-grandchildren trembled with the consequences of such trips, and in addition impose indemnity for life. Maybe even then they will think about it.
  7. +2
    12 July 2016 15: 25
    But what, did our Stirlitz really break Amer’s hand? It is a pity that he also broke his legs. In the video, he seemed to press him to the ground. It is clearly seen how Amer runs past the booth. Our guy jumps out and tries to delay. Exchange of blows, amer on earth, ours on it. They didn’t show further.
  8. +1
    12 July 2016 15: 26
    Pay attention to how recently the quality of training of American agents has decreased

    And why much money on consumables. They respect us poorly in comparison with the USSR. Hence the Psaki.
    1. +1
      12 July 2016 18: 32
      Quote: tiredwithall
      And why much money on consumables. They respect us poorly in comparison with the USSR. Hence the Psaki.


      And okay. The Kenyan gas worker, taxied, now let Madame WOW hobble. What for us? God, do not give America a smart president, although where are the smart ones from? No, well, how they degraded in some 25 years, without an enemy. It's expensive to watch psak and Kirby with shaving.
  9. +7
    12 July 2016 15: 28
    It was the CIA double agent Ivan Danilovich Daikin, operational alias Van Damme. To the question of the "Russian" guard:
    -Who are you?
    Answered:
    -I'm Van Damme!
    And after the fair:
    - Well, prove it!
    stupidly could not restrain himself.
    1. +2
      13 July 2016 07: 36
      not. Then like Vysotsky
      Here is the first task:
      at three fifteen, near the bathhouse,
      Maybe sooner, maybe later
      a taxi will stop.
      We have to sit down, tie the driver,
      to play a simple thief
      And then about this case
      trumpeted by the BBC.

      Now we are waiting for the second part - meeting with a suitcase in the arena
  10. +6
    12 July 2016 15: 31
    There is another version: the US diplomat, in an extreme degree of intoxication, wanted to fall into his ambassador, because He didn’t pay in a Moscow tavern / nightclub / brothel and was persecuted by the Ivanov / Akhmet. The guard on the outer perimeter acted according to the instructions. The US Marine could first slap a compatriot, and then demand the presentation of documents. Also according to the instructions.
  11. +2
    12 July 2016 15: 32
    These iPhone blobs and twitter politicians will bring everyone to the world zugunder! belay
  12. +2
    12 July 2016 15: 51
    Maybe you shouldn't have expelled Daniel van Daikin? To send two other diplomats, and that would themselves be recalled
    1. 0
      13 July 2016 09: 11
      Quote: imugn
      Maybe you shouldn't have expelled Daniel van Daikin? To send two other diplomats, and that would themselves be recalled

      ... maybe flipping?
      ... would neigh! ...
  13. 0
    12 July 2016 15: 57
    stupidly for no reason, probably based on a sudden personal hostility.

    But you could say that because of homophobia, national or religious affiliation, or because of the scandal with meldonium. Personnel Famine at the CIA ...
  14. +6
    12 July 2016 15: 57
    There is a suspicion that they have always been like that. Although I recall the story of the Castro assassination attempts ... I imagine Cubans lazily asking each other - how many American assassinations were there that week? Either five, or six ... and how many American agents were tied? Yes, God knows, Castro changed them again for gas, by weight.
    Well, for justice. A simple security guard at the American embassy ... guys ... Well, what are you doing? What is so simple? How simple, what was his rank in the special, I suppose the captain? Or even a major? Not that post that they recruited on it by advertisement, and we somehow know a little about it. And not just us.
    1. +2
      12 July 2016 17: 49
      Quote: Mikhail3
      A simple security guard at the American embassy ... guys ... Well, then what are you?



      Judging by his instant reaction - far from simple ...

      It is a pity that he could not have taken more abrupt measures to this "Van Damme" ...
      Maybe it really was necessary to shoot at least in the leg, then justifying himself by an attempt to prevent the attack ...
  15. 0
    12 July 2016 16: 05
    What nervous agents went Bond 007 ...
  16. +1
    12 July 2016 16: 07
    Politicians are getting smaller, special services are getting smaller ....
    Other times - other mores.
    For example, to "pack" a black man, he must first be shot ...
  17. +1
    12 July 2016 16: 11
    (c) Even the United States does not spare time (c)
    And what, the United States has indulgence by nature, that even THEIR time does not spare ... It seems that the author believed in their "exclusiveness".
  18. -7
    12 July 2016 16: 12
    But FSB operas, which, like in a cheap action movie began to chase an American spy around the city, spared time) However, what else can graduates expect from the office to light their faces in a group photo after / before the arrival in the Gelendvagen?) When these peppers get to work not yet see this
    1. +10
      12 July 2016 16: 22
      See tremble! laughing
      1. +1
        12 July 2016 18: 27
        Good old funny cartoon.
        What .... Stamps ... minus set.
        poor wretched ... negative
  19. 0
    12 July 2016 16: 15
    Like single-celled animals, they have only two instincts: 1-breeding and 2-gobbling, as some say. WHAT I BOUGHT YOU belay AND BANG laughing
  20. +13
    12 July 2016 16: 18
    well, they’ll me.
    but on the vidos, I saw a taxi stopping and a guy jumping out of it trying to get to the embassy. which, without talking and extra crap, our policeman demolished, and was 200% right! Whoever understands it, an agent, an employee, or Khattabych rushes at full speed to the embassy.

    As ours put out, that the embassy officer attacked the policeman, did not see this, sorry)

    https://youtu.be/vbBddhboh-0?t=12s
    1. 0
      13 July 2016 09: 05
      Correction: did not demolish, but accidentally fell :-)
  21. +5
    12 July 2016 16: 19
    I don’t know how the special services are, but a friend who, incidentally, works in the building (sign on the photo), said that in the past, embassy workers also often washed their pants.
    One of the episodes when, after a shot from a fly at a building, the second person after the ambassador dipped his pants, and then told everyone how he behaved heroically during the shelling.
    He also spoke about the warrior:
    The US Marines, who guard the third perimeter of the embassy, ​​once upon a civilian life, got lule in the Moscow bar and then fled on a suburban, almost knocking out the entrance gate.
  22. 0
    12 July 2016 16: 22
    All circumstances of the event are unknown. Therefore, a simple statement of what happened would be appropriate.
  23. +1
    12 July 2016 17: 00
    Duck to him, the employee, the main thing is that he slipped all the same, with everything that he had.
  24. +5
    12 July 2016 17: 02
    I am glad that our "simple guards" easily detain their special agents, so they know how to ride not only on Gelenvagens. bully
  25. +1
    12 July 2016 18: 20
    It seems to me that the Amer, in fact, should not have gotten to the embassy! I would have demoted our police officer for a long time, for the edification of others, there probably are not the most simpletons on duty. And put the second booth, on the other hand, for "safety"!
  26. 3vs
    0
    12 July 2016 19: 41
    But slippery turned out to crawl inside! bully
  27. 0
    12 July 2016 22: 57
    a Russian guard attacked an American citizen who tried to enter the embassy of his country - stupidly for no reason, probably based on a sudden personal hostility.
    "Such a personal dislike says that I can't eat." Mimino.
  28. 0
    13 July 2016 09: 35
    And what a vulgar sign in the photo! "American Embassy" - what is this ...? Where is the official name of the country, where is the pomp, where is pathos, where is la-la? Who is this written for? For bazaar traders? Yes, quite a bazaar name.
  29. 0
    13 July 2016 12: 44
    this is not a bad agent this is the FSB not for nothing eats its bread ... "simple" guard ... seriously?))
  30. 0
    13 July 2016 13: 24
    "Time does not spare even the USA"
    Apparently, their time is up.
  31. 0
    14 July 2016 00: 05
    It is necessary to break all relations with the United States altogether, they are drowning themselves and they are pulling us to the bottom.
  32. +1
    14 July 2016 00: 49
    I don’t know about you comrades, but my article left a very unpleasant impression. Some kind of Kiselevism.

    “It all started with the fact that a security guard of the American embassy in Moscow blocked the way for an unknown person who tried to enter the embassy and asked him to show documents - there is nothing illegal, offensive or hostile in this situation, the usual observance of instructions. In response, the unknown attacked the guard, was rebuffed and as a result was twisted by him. As it turned out, it was the third secretary of the political department of the embassy, ​​Daniel van Dykin. "

    The video clearly shows how events actually developed.
    In general, I think I was not the only one who got tired of such a poor presentation of information whose purpose is not to convey the truth, but to form public opinion.
  33. 0
    14 July 2016 07: 58
    The footage does not show that the American, who came out and the taxi, was scandalous or did something else illegal, for example, urinated or puke, as they usually do. If the orientation passed, then ours had to come up, trump, ask to show documents, and not show their skills in rugby. Some kind of hatred for them and us. It looks like a relationship between two villages when wall to wall and stake in the bastard.
    Or is this TV we have such "cut off".
    1. 0
      15 July 2016 20: 05
      Actually, it was "Citizen Daikin" who had to go to the guard post, present documents allowing him to enter the embassy grounds, or ask to contact an embassy employee. The security guard should not "trump" anyone, his task is to check the territory of the protected object. He acted strictly according to the instructions. In the United States, according to instructions for resistance, I would still shoot "Citizen Daikin".
      1. 0
        15 July 2016 20: 10
        Most likely, the guard also demanded to present the documents, but the "chosen of God" decided to try his luck. I wonder what he was expecting after the shout - "show your documents"? Bread and Salt? Even strange for an American, in such cases it is customary for them to treat them to "olives", lead ones.
  34. 0
    14 July 2016 12: 20
    I hope this event will serve as good material for the preparation of ... concert numbers at festivals of humor.
  35. 0
    14 July 2016 13: 20
    We must be glad that we didn’t write - it was KGB-eshnik Putin personally who attacked the peaceful Amer spy. laughing