Ukrainian ambassador: the United States and Ukraine have agreed to launch a joint space rocket

Valery Chaly, the Ukrainian ambassador to Washington, “opened the secret,” saying that the United States and Ukraine are planning to launch a “joint rocket” into space in the near future, reports RIA News.

“I can reveal (the secret) ... I hope that now it will not be such a sensation. We are now planning to launch a joint rocket with the Americans in the coming months. We have serious groundwork about the launch interaction ",

Chaly told on the Fifth Channel.

According to him, Kiev “could not hold a joint meeting with representatives of the United States on interaction in the space sphere with 2008 of the year”, but it nevertheless took place about two weeks ago.

Comments

[The black]

Now (together with the USA, of course) Ukraine can do anything! Launch a rocket, launch an aircraft carrier, launch a new iPhone and even become the world champion in basketball. The main thing is to closely monitor the news from across the ocean and correctly relay them to the Ukrainian population.

[fox21h]

Shaw again ?! Only a pale-faced brother can step on a rake twice

[B.T.V.]

Quote: fox21h

Shaw again ?! Only a pale-faced brother can step on a rake twice

"You can mistakenly step on a rake only once, all other times are a conscious choice."

[Inok10]

Quote: B.T.W.

"You can mistakenly step on a rake only once, all other times are a conscious choice."

... this time can be made final ... after some modernization of the rake ...

[Ramzaj99]

Engines Russian, Amer rocket, and Ukrainian campaign there only spirit)))))

[GSH-18]

Ukrainian ambassador: the United States and Ukraine have agreed to launch a joint space rocket

In an uncontrolled flight in the vicinity of the training ground?
Do Amers identity roof of communication with Svidomo rides?

[Persistent]

Shaw again ?! Only a pale-faced brother can step on a rake twice

Had fun !!! Launch of a joint Ukrainian-American rocket with Russian engines !!!

[oleg-gr]

Two American astronauts and four ukrokochegara. Here it will be a big change!

[SRC P-15]

Ukrainian ambassador: the United States and Ukraine have agreed to launch a joint space rocket

Joint, how is it? Jointly put the Russian engine on an American rocket? Well, except to observe, for decency, let go.

[Altona]

Quote: СРЦ П-15

Joint, how is it? Jointly put the Russian engine on an American rocket?

---------------------
The Yuzhmashevsky fuel tanks can be stuck to Falcon-9, they are big, garny.

[inkass_98]

There you can fully use the Svidomo first stage (clickable):

[Orionvit]

So Yuzhmash is long gone, one name remains. All specialists have long been in Russia, only "patriots" are left. And as practice shows, these individuals have their hands from one place. They can only shout "Sala to Ukraine". What we are seeing.

[fyodor]

Quote: СРЦ П-15

Joint, how is it? Jointly put the Russian engine on an American rocket? Well, except to observe, for decency, let go.

Really trust the button to press? It’s dangerous like that, their hand is unhappy ...

[Altona]

Quote: oleg-gr

Two American astronauts and four ukrokochegara. Here it will be a big change!

------------------------
In your scenario, the Negro remains without work. Usually a black man throws something and somewhere, a shell into the cannon of Abrams, for example.

[The black]

four ukrokochegara.

In what sense is "stoker?"

[GSH-18]

Quote: oleg-gr

Two American astronauts and four ukrokochegara. Here it will be a big change!

Yeah. Second Challenger! And without interruption from the launch pad

[Samen]

Show must go on? Great marine land-space power? Mmmm yes .... the diagnosis is clear!

[Altona]

Quote: Semen

Great marine land-space power?

--------------------------
Nuclear and energy independent in addition.

[crumb]

- Yes! And later the universe. Chess thought, which turned a county town into the capital of the globe, will turn into applied science and invent ways of interplanetary communication. From Vasyukov signals will fly to Mars, Jupiter and Neptune. Communication with Venus will become as easy as moving from Rybinsk to Yaroslavl. And then, who knows, maybe eight years later the first interplanetary chess tournament in the history of the universe will take place in Vasyuki!
(12 chairs. Ilf and Petrov)

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: Semen

Show must go on? Great marine land-space power? Mmmm yes .... the diagnosis is clear!

[Atlant-1164]

morons .... Th !!)

[seti]

Just add that this whole unfounded project is intended for the hopping lop-eared audience to continue to assert about "grandiose projects being implemented". We stock up on pop food and count down the seconds when it goes downhill like another crap.

[vlad66]

Well, in the New Year, the same Chaly cheerfully reported that Ukraine would supply rocket engines together with the United States and .... another idle talk, even the mattresses made fun, and then the rocket

[KOH]

12 chairs...))))))
New Vasyuki)))))))) Intergalactic tournament!

[Kent0001]

Ukrainians set fire to launch set fire .. and then probably from the fifth attempt)))

[Aleksander]

According to him, Kiev “could not hold a joint meeting with representatives of the United States on interaction in the space sphere with 2008 of the year”, but it nevertheless took place about two weeks ago.

Oh how! For eight years they could not start together, but for several months, please! They are funny ....

[major071]

We launched a rocket into space!
Space exploration spurt
Americans paid us
What would we put it on time
Our technology has long been ready
We can do everything in Ukraine!
Take the American base
Well, take the Russian engine
And then a sheer routine:
Gather it in the USA
And to the cries: - “Glory to Ukraine”!
Here she is, joint, let's go!

I have sinned against the truth guys
At the start, a completely different layout
The slogan was printed on the case
This limited their contribution ...

[Wedmak]

Missiles left in Ukraine yet? Or does he mean the components that were not delivered to Russia that were successfully submitted to the USA for nothing?

[Altona]

Quote: Wedmak

Missiles left in Ukraine yet? Or does he mean the components that were not delivered to Russia that were successfully submitted to the USA for nothing?

-----------------
Or maybe even donated. And why, by the way, are the US Ukrainian rockets? They already have their own Space X with Elon Mask. Or is it already not enough?

[Wedmak]

And why, by the way, are the US Ukrainian rockets?

There is no need for Ukrainian, because there are none. But Soviet developments oh how interesting. Voivode, Dnieper, Zenith and others. More precisely, not the missiles themselves, but their components and assemblies produced in Ukraine.
Or, as an option, this official is simply lying.

[GYGOLA]

In secret to the whole world. I wouldn’t fall where, by accident.

[CAM]

Yes to health, we will look)

[sever.56]

https://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/711/olow658.png

I believe that dill can do such a "miracle".
The fact that dill can make a rocket - no!
And in a joint rocket from the Ukrainian, only paint can be from Ukrainian:
- "ZHOVTO-BLAKYTNAYA" ... !!!

[Igor Polovodov]

Garn is flying ...

[dsm100]

There were still not enough Ukrainians in space. We would first bring order to our country.

[Orionvit]

There were still not enough Ukrainians in space. We would first bring order to our country.

Yes, they do not have their own country, and never had. Why stupid Aborigines (I mean precisely Ukrainians, not Russians in Ukraine, which are almost a third), a country? Broke off on the occasion of the collapse of the USSR, so rejoice. No, they immediately went to the west, plundered and destroyed the great inheritance of the Soviet Union, and now the whole world is to blame for them, especially the Russians. They will now share one space trampoline with two mattresses.

[Knizhnik]

I find it difficult to put an article - minus for nonsense, or plus for humor? Tell me, huh?

[Orionvit]

I put a bold plus for humor. I love jokes and science fiction.

[newcomer]

Yeah, if that rocket wasn’t covered by the launchers. “Rocket science", damn it. and ukrov’s participation in the project is to see a free rabsila: bring it, take it away, go don’t bother.

[fox21h]

You don’t even need to add anything))

[aszzz888]

We have serious achievements on launch cooperation, ”

Petsku from Roshen, do not forget to take off! And that, it is necessary to collect more booze with you! D, b!

[Jurkovs]

The TASS report contains the number 43. At first I thought that there were 43 Ukrainian enterprises, but it turned out that there were only 43 experts. That's all the participation of Ukraine. Most likely the tanks will be washed, they will not do for more.

[ALEA IACTA EST]

Born to crawl cannot fly.

[DMoroz]

We have serious achievements on launch cooperation, ”

[Castor]

Quote: DMoroz

We have serious achievements on launch cooperation.

We have already launched industry, agriculture, law enforcement, and the army in general has been launched specifically, so the groundwork for launching is serious. We think we can launch everything that is ordered "from behind a puddle".

[Stinger]

They would not forget to launch Rabbit and Gunpowder on this rocket. RD-180 we will give.

[Enoch]

With Parashenko and Yatsenyukh on board. Fly crows, fly ...

[Red_Hamer]

What about the USA, Ukraine, maybe it’s clear! What can Ukraine do without the USA?

[Atlant-1164]

I read. I look .. and I can’t believe that Ukraine is ruled by Ukrainians. They live by the principle, in spite of the conductor I’ll go on foot.

[Marlen]

Rocket will be from a piece of fat and straw

[koksalek]

Nuu so quickly held a whole meeting, waited 10 years already, now wait another 100 years for other movements

[iliya87]

I suppose that the participation of Ukraine will only be in the application of the yellow-blakidny flag on the fuselage of the rocket)))

[Taygerus]

in this rocket, the outskirts are represented only by stokers with a new coal-fired engine from South Africa

[Dr. Stein]

The main thing is that they would not forget to grease with fat.

[Chulman]

When I read the headline, I almost fell off the stool! Well lads give!
And then I think:
What should we build the EU
Dig up your sea ...!?
Launch a rocket into space
Make a mummy !?

Probably the world's first astronaut will also be from them? What kind of Gagarchenko !!!

[sergo1914]

Nostromo? Sulako? Roger Young? I am lost in conjecture.

[Dr. Barmaley]

US and Ukraine plan to launch a “joint rocket” in space in the near future

[Verdun]

I can reveal (secret) ... We are now planning to launch a joint rocket with the Americans

Sounds strange. Either the Americans will fly together with the rocket, or the launch will be joint ... At the same time, I would not assume about a joint project - there was simply no time for that. And if you press the "Start" button together, then it is not clear what the secret is. Commercial launch of satellites with the help of a Ukrainian carrier rocket, - I cannot call it joint. Unless only, one half of the rocket will be painted in stars and stripes, and the other in zhovto-blakit ...

[evil partisan]

Bold decision. Especially after the last fireworks...
Apparently, the Americans have another extra starting table formed ...

[Verdun]

Quote: Angry Guerrilla

Apparently, the Americans have another extra starting table formed ...

And who did not try to assume that Musk is preparing an experimental flight, say - to Mars? And what did Greenpeace forbid the use of animals for this purpose?

[soroKING]

Quote: oleg-gr

Two American astronauts and four ukrokochegara. Here it will be a big change!

Grits!
why?
what kind of firewood are you throwing?
direct ...
throw the curves, we will turn ...

[Chyudilkin]

I sit at work, see the news, read. People in the neighborhood for a long time could not understand my tantrum)))) It's great to work with such news.

[Lelek]

“I can reveal (the secret) ... I hope that now it will not be such a sensation. We are now planning to launch a joint rocket with the Americans in the coming months. We have serious groundwork about the launch interaction ",

Great !!! Sensation of the century !!! The rocket is American, the engines are Russian, the inscription on the stabilizer (in small print on the surzhik "PROTERTO") is Ukrainian. The project is very serious and quite feasible. Glory to "404" !!!

[sgr291158]

The fuel tank will be clogged with lard, and the burners will be poured into the oxidizer place, here it is native and trample

[Atlant-1164]

Yes .. sadomasochism is incurable. Interestingly, the point of no return to the previous relationship is passed. or there is still hope and time.

[sergo1914]

I’ve finished BA-64

[semuel]

Faster would have started on it to another world.

[Slavs]

Together ... On our engines ...
"The haberdasher and the cardinal are strength!"

[sergo1914]

The next fluff

[Igor Polovodov]

Ukrainian antifreeze? Never used!

[GSVG 86-88]

I will not be surprised if the Yankees in the tridoroga vparyat "kaklam" Russian RD engines.

[_Vlad_]

This event must be placed in the HUMOR section.

[ksv36]

"The United States and Ukraine are planning to launch into space in the near future ..."

Whatever they are planning to launch, it will still be the Challenger. Only engines of several countries fly. But there are no non-Ukrainian, not amerovsky in these lists. And I think they will not appear soon.

[rotmistr60]

launch a “joint rocket” into space

What stupidity you can’t blurt out in order to emphasize once again that the American and the right Ukrainian are brothers forever. Interestingly, do the Americans know about the joint launch?

[black]

It remains only to prepare a slingshot for launch. And grease the skid with fat, so that the rocket accelerates through the skid and into the sky.

[Shuttle]

I'm afraid that Chaly may be right. He wants something like this.


But in 404 they’ll probably do it like this:

[Evil 55]

A joint project to conquer space between the United States and UKRALINA..superrocket- "Blackhlushka" .. jumping, croaking, hatching eggs ...

[avg-mgn]

Suicides, there are cheaper ways from Russian roulette to the loop.

[voronbel53]

They will put dill in a rocket instead of Squirrel and Strelka, and now you will have a joint project with the Americans ...

[Kirill750]

they will drink or sell this rocket before the start, and again the Americans will stay with their nose

[Banishing liberoids]

They will paint a Ukrainian flag on the next American rocket, so you can “fly together.”

[Pitot]

Two clowns - one has nothing, and the other has no engines. What to fly? On farts?

[Vadim237]

The second ones have their own engines, but the first one has nothing but Soviet reserves.

[mlad]

They made fun and laughed a lot here. But I’m thinking thoughtfully - what kind of rocket was he actually talking about?

[Batia]

The crests forgot to add that the rocket will launch the spacecraft into a circular orbit around Khokhland.

[Riv]

I don’t know about the missiles, but apparently, the Ukrainian ambassador was supplied with high-quality grass.

[Hariton laptev]

The Croats have already been supplied with aircraft, and I won’t have anything against it if they supply their patrons with such a missile. Maybe it will fall on the white house. They’ll say she’s flown in to say hello, she’ll pass on some bacon and vodka.

[cheburator]

Yeah, a joint rocket with RUSSIAN engines!

[ed1967ward]

Zrada again! Damn it! Zrada after zrada! Where does the whole world go!...

[natakor1949]

Great Power No. 404, which only in the last two and a half years has not shown to the World: the Black Sea was dug up, the Caucasus Mountains were piled up, the Crimea was returned, it became rich and independent, a ditch was erected, etc. All they do is work and worry about their identity, about their great power. They will fly into space and help the amers, i.e. They’ll teach them at least something, otherwise those poor things can’t even create an engine, apparently, again all their brains have leaked to the damned Rus'. This people, cursed by God for betrayal, was not even allowed to wear lace panties, but they are all about great things! Dreamers...haluiskie.

[KVashentcev]

Everything is simple here: it must be meaningfully divided into two parts - America = rocket, Ukraine = launched.

[atamankko]

And he seemed smart until he blurted out about a joint launch.

[Voenoboz]

Yes, launch it.

[Kirill750]

I wonder what the role of these lickers of other people’s asses are in this project?

[staviator]

It’s strange why Gagarin is not yet a crest, and the first rocket launch was from the Zhytomyr Cosmodrome