You know how in the old joke about Ukrainian aviation our time. Flight Kiev - Odessa. A conversation between a passenger and a flight attendant.
- Girl, why does it shake us so much in flight?
- And who told you that we are flying? On the airfield, the runway was de-communized. Because the plane took off and could not. Pits ... But you do not suffer here, passenger. We drive on the highway. There are some two hundred kilometers ...
We sat on such a flight. They thought they took off. But it turned out ... We roll along the highway. Only here it is doubtful that we “have some kilometers left”. Shakes and that's it. And how long it will continue, nobody knows.
I read here in your press a bunch of analysts about the latest events in the Debaltsev area. That's because experts. No, I am not going to argue with experts, with military, with political scientists. This is not my business. But I'll explain the "cover part" of the event.
The UK, Russia, Turkey, the EU and the USA are to blame for the events in the Donbas! Well, another European Football Championship. And we suffer. I mean, Ukraine.
The whole world is with us! This is even known in the manger. But for some reason this same world has forgotten about us. Not interesting, it seems like it became. Like this? We are an outpost of struggle with ... God knows with whom, but an outpost. We are building a democratic democrats democracy with a long trident.
And you pinch the money. But how to understand the logic of these Europeans and Americans? How can one imagine a soldier of the Second World War who would plant wheat in front of the trenches? Or there, on the lathe worked? Although, on the other hand, it is also difficult to imagine that Hitler would ask Stalin for gas.
In short, well, all of you. The press was then scored by Russian football fans. That is the exit of the British from the EU. This is some kind of normalization of relations between Russia and Turkey. And we?
So I had to fight. To remember us. Came, retreated. Bloody fought fierce battles using large-caliber artillery and tanks two days. Destroyed a hundred other separatists. They lost their two and got a dozen wounded. "For the sake of a few lines in a newspaper," as in a song from the military (those real) years, it is sung. So what?
The lines really appeared. You read, sure. Another hospital clogged with those of a dozen wounded, completely. Vaughn in Odessa yesterday 15 people brought. Heavy. Lines appeared, and ... no longer appeared. What blood bags shed?
Although, perhaps, I did not understand everything a bit. Yes, and you too. Voynushka this fleeting was not so much organized for Russia and the West. This is a war for internal use. Pits! The government, the president, Rada, has done so much with the affairs since the beginning of the month. Ukrainians can and howl. From hopelessness.
And our heroes again wonder. Here is a look at Savchenko. Just like that, from the side.
19 - went to the PACE session.
20 - accused Russia of stealing people from the territory of Ukraine.
22 - opposed sanctions against Russia.
23 - a petition appeared on the President’s website about depriving Savchenko of the title of Hero of Ukraine.
25 - The Peacemaker website published Savchenko's correspondence with separatists from LDNR.
2 July - announced its agreement to lead the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
And how should we treat now? Who will tell? Is she a hero or a separatist? Is she "for the Bolsheviks or for the Communists"? The head swells in the population.
And with the tariffs how? Here, smart people have calculated, only 10% of Ukrainians will be able to pay at new rates. 10%! The rest of the "subcutaneous fat" is already lost. True, Vyshivanok screams for some subsidies. Only here with the logic of him, as always. 90% of the population receive subsidies? Funny That's it. Only it is ridiculous already with the foreboding of imminent disaster.
Today, the government has given money, and tomorrow it has come up with such that it seems like you are no longer poor. Is there a car? There is. So there is no subsidy. Is there a dacha? There is! So there is no subsidy. Yes, a lot of things you can think of. And our lords are chieftains, in view of the absence of gold reserves, they are very much invented.
There is one achievement about which we are somehow silent. Accustomed to be in the "tail of various world rankings." But silent about the painting. And we threw this peremogh foreigners. More precisely, the international human rights organization Walk Free Foundation.
"Slavery and human trafficking are flourishing in Ukraine. People are sold complete and in parts. For sexual slavery and replacement of spent organs. For free labor on poppy plantations and for illegal medical experiments.
The report of the international human rights organization Walk Free Foundation noted a sharp deterioration in the situation of human rights in Ukraine. According to estimates of this reputable organization in slavery in Ukraine itself is 200 thousand people! "
Do you know who we "caught up" on this list? Afghanistan! 200 thousands of slaves in the 21 century, in a country where the most democratic state is built. It is clear that foreigners underestimated the numbers. Yes, and the concept of "slave" today is blurry. The one who in Poland in the fields for pennies plows like a tractor, a slave? Or a free man? And the one who "captured military commissars" for forced mobilization, a slave? And the one who can not pay for their own housing and daily waiting for the arrival of a new owner on his property, a slave?
And the judge who arrested the commander of "Aydar" and could not send him to the detention center from the court building because the "activists" blocked the exits, the slave? And the judge let the battalion commander! On bail let go!
By the way, about the activists. Once listened to your satirist Zadorny. He spoke about the development of the Russian language. On changing the meaning of many words. And the example cited with the word "blue".
We have this happened with the word activist. How was it before? Hooligans attacked Vasya and filled his face. Today? At night, community activists removed the wheels from two cars belonging to pro-Russian separatists! A sort of "Robin Hoods" for which the law is not written.
Yes, about the law. More precisely, about the rule of law. And more precisely, about the watchmen of this very law and order. Everything. In Kiev, we ended "Priusy." “Toyota” are the ones that were given to the new police for the image. Already very zealously began to beat these cars guards. But we found a way out!
Kyiv police patrols from today, July 1, will patrol the streets of the city on bicycles. This was announced by deputy of the Kiev City Council Alexander Pabat on his page on Facebook. The police will ride on new bikes brand Xvert Halcon, equipped with an anti-theft system.
“The Lisapetniy battalion. The patrol police of the capital will get a new bicycle case from today ... The model, famous for its difficulties with the level switching system and attached equipment, is large but practical enough for the city. As an experienced bicycle operator, I’ll not say by means of a cool frame and wheels. "
Well, given the experience with cars, Avakov should prepare a scooter battalion. Ooh! Soot, what are you talking about. Catching up the offender on the Lamborghini at a speed of 200 miles per hour, the cyclist will feel the pleasant cooling breath of the oncoming breeze ...
Now we have the main in Kiev ... Shchors! Well, the one that "goes under the banner, the red commander" ... He certainly has not been "walking" for almost a hundred years, but lies. But the monument to him, a huge, enormous, "goes." He doesn’t even go, but goes. On horseback Who was not in Kiev, I will tell. HistoryI will tell you amusing with this monument.
There is a huge monument at the intersection of Shevchenko Boulevard and Petlyury Street. On an almost 7-meter pedestal 13-meter Schors on a horse. Handsomely! And such, you know, "combat" monument. What just did not do to him. In 2008, a piece of the pedestal was torn off as "patriots" for souvenirs. And the most undermined. But this is not Lenin in Zhmerinka. It is worth ... Yes, and the attack on Svidomo calls!
And why? Yes, because in fact this is a monument not to Shchors but ... Leonid Kravchuk! It was he, as a student at the beginning of 50's, who worked as a model for this monument! And do not laugh. He said so himself. You can check...
So, it turned out with Shchors about the same as with the gay parade. Pravoseki wanted to pass in color, and then the police. And that's all. Got sick. And God forbid him to stand on. We got used to it. And in the world a very famous monument. Since 1954, the famous.
Our SBU also works! He plows hard in the field of state security. Recently caught such an agent that your FSB elbows themselves bit, probably.
"The Security Service of Ukraine has announced another attempt by the Russian special services to destabilize the social and political situation in Ukraine, in which Alla Aleksandrovskaya, formerly detained KPU secretary, allegedly participated.
It is alleged that representatives of the banned in Ukraine KPU, in particular the former people's deputy Aleksandrovskaya and her son Alexander, hiding in Russia, tried to bribe the leadership and deputies of the local councils of the region for adoption at sessions of appeals to the parliament and to the president on changes to the Constitution on issues of federalization " .
No, well, can you imagine the whole political situation? How mean our power was setting up ...
"According to the suspects, the so-called" legislative initiatives "of local councils and the following custom publications in the media would give Moscow grounds to accuse the Ukrainian authorities before the international community of ignoring the will of the people, who allegedly require federalization and the provision of additional powers to certain regions."
Just want to get up and sing. Schonevmerlu! Well, or demand "fat Ukraine"!
And now, so that you envy! We have peremogi! There is! In Russia, some kind of rockets develop. Bridges are building. And we in the Dnieper flag of Ukraine launched! And not some there. And the biggest in Ukraine! 40 on 60 meters! In our book of records brought. Here is how!
No, he certainly has long been with us. Across Ukraine drove. But your envy of this should only increase. Knowledgeable people told me here, they decided to sew the biggest trousers. To make more pennies, so here! Wait.
Well, at the end of a small zradu Lviv from ... the lion. Not from Lev (well, like Trotsky of some kind), but from a lion. That king of beasts.
Just imagine the situation. Menagerie. Sits this "king" in the cage. And do not scream about fame. He doesn't even sing. Sits and all! And more often lies! Not order. After all, why the "king" does not sing the anthem? Yes, because “in a zoo a tiger (in the sense of a lion) does not report meat”! Starving king!
And we, Ukrainians, good people! Need to feed. Especially when the vodka burner was in a tavern. Well and the muzhik with a cookie (a syndrome Nuland) has got to a lion. Like, snack, mate. And what should he have a snack? Vodka is not poured. Well, offended lion. Paw so took the collar and looks carefully into his eyes. On the conscience of a man crushes. Pour, or not pour. And he would be happy. No more.
Here the second has got. Let's go all the same. It seems to scare the beast to take. A "pussy" paw waved. And that's it ... I understood that there was no gorilka and let it go. In short, the men are now sitting with torn wounds and they are thinking. Why man, if he jumps like a monkey, cookies in joy, but the lion is not in a cage? Who then on this, the ladder of evolution, is higher? Lion in a cage or Svidomo Ukrainian on the Maidan? Recbus, Kraksvord, as Arkady Raikin spoke.
The first month of summer was not only heavy rain and hail. June, as a destroyer of dreams and life foundations. Reality begins to destroy our illusory world. Bezviz? And who needs it if you want to eat. And you need to eat something to buy. The EU? And do we need him, even if the British are going to escape from there? And Britain is one of the "empires" that exist today. No one can deny the British the presence of the mind. War with the aggressor? So he, bastard, never came ... Brothers Turks? How are you, the people, pomatros and threw ... USA? Well yes. Expressed satisfaction with the new prices for housing and communal services. But about the salary for some reason they are silent.
Shakes our "plane". Oh, shaking ... I understand more and more, or it is necessary to take off (and there is no money for "takeoff"), or to repair the road (and there is also no money).
In the meantime, see you. See you in a new, not even known, reality. We have something. So, there is Ukraine. You also happiness and health. Have a nice holiday. Children rest in country camps and recreation centers. Will live!