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Evil thoughts of Russian German. The ball is something like a globe

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Taki good afternoon, international and multinational Russian people! I want to share my next thoughts. Some in their comments on previous thoughts asked what was evil in them. Maybe nothing. Just like that, I called my first writing tests, and there I went and went. Yes, for comparing with the Colorado Cockroach a special thank you, directly delivered!


But I'm not a cockroach, and not Ukrainian. And therefore I tell about what is going on here, in Germany.

I will start with the great saying of Alexander Nevsky: Who comes to us with a ball - that’s what we’ve got to do! To complete. Not because we don't want to play football, but because we love hockey! Sticks us handy. Of these, in which case the stretcher can be bungled! Or, at worst, crutches.

It is finished! Hallelujah! That was nothing meldoniy advertise! Three hundred Spartans nervously fingering handkerchiefs, and Richard the Lion Heart got a myocardial infarction! Here is such a scar! The Germans are sarcastically rubbing their hands and whispering that they are not the only ones who are kicked at the Ladoga skating rink! For this, it turns out, lyuley can be collected on the Champs Elysees! Balts thoughtfully, perplexedly look at the fence and the Baltic Sea, not knowing that it would be better to be drowned or hanged. After all, here and there - have to kneel down!

Ours, as my father used to say, “evil friends” and concurrently American partners, after scratching the pumpkins, decided to go with the bottom - from Mongolia! Well ... it is in their habit, judging by the tolerant films and the most democratic crappy democracies in the world, and maybe even the Universe! Good lord Your ways are inscrutable! I do not ask. but I trust! Give peace to every home! And the soul in the house that lives!

And now I am gloating! We have here, so to speak, the hype! Uritsky (Europe) all CheK arms. But because in general, so to speak - the fans are coming!

The first day came to work and immediately got into “turnover” - the old man slapped on a conversation. That’s why I’m surprised at him, by golly! Some aggressor! In the light of what happened, it would seem that this old soldier of frustration had to have! But no! I looked - my eyes were narrowed, with a spark, she was rubbing her hands ... pleased with something! And right off the bat: “Alex! Explain it to me. The English are also those football hooligans! But how is that? Having the advantage of multiple, to sting such savory stars? Some say your Russian fans are wrong (Aha! And they have honey wrong !!), everything is just like a selection! And you’ve screwed it so wisely after distribution! Won't you say anything? ”

Yeah, I say, I can still give an official statement. How do I know?! And so clap-clap eyes, so that stupid happened! (For by decree of Tsar Peter Lyakseich it was decided - a subordinate before commanders should have a dashing and slightly silly appearance! I was honored with that!) I looked and laughs. Understood, then fool included Laxander.

And we went to the conversation, it appears, unhurried. He tells me that they did the right thing - even the scatty ones would not have demolished such impudence. Grunts, it means an old man. I decided to joke here - I remembered that he admired the fighters from the Altai Territory who fought in the Great Patriotic War!

I say, they say so and so - the descendants are (well, those fans!) Of those soldiers, from the armored cavalry, Altai shock corps, four Red Banner! From the works of the righteous - we went to cheer, to the city of Paris! In the glorious city of Marseille! Although the question is: why is Marseille in France? No one will tell? Marcel with us - what? Right! The previously common name was in Tatarstan! So, Marcel should be where and whose? Right! At least Tatar !! (Hello to Tatarstan!)

Shorts saw asking - vooot! They even go this way in the winter - a distinctive feature of the Altai uniform, it means! If you see those in Germany, drag the bread and salt right away, don’t forget the balalaika, and you must bear a bear with vodka, otherwise you will not believe that you will honor yours and ancestors!

Laugh the old man, in general. Then I ask him sarcastically: well, they say, how do the Germans react to this case? Huh, probably? He looked at me with Lenin's squint, after a barrel of honey, and he says - oh well, hey, Alex, do not mock my gray hair! What are the germans? You see a situation - to be friends for us! There is no more of that old tribe, and if there is, then there are fewer of them than of those of Aglitsa fulyugans.

Okay, I say, Old, do not turn around! The main thing is that you do not mock the Russian flag, but over Mashenka Sharapova! For the peasant does not like the Russian, when over beauty so freaking out. It's crazy! Russian man - he is correct! Not born on hunchbacked mountain and local, from this mountain - educated. Beauty appreciates women's! Well, the fact that you are shitting on the sly ... so you have time in your saucepan, after which you devour yourself with a ladle, sometimes sipping all the substance right out of the vat that you yourself created.

So the Russians have already forgiven you this ... or almost forgiven them.

And yes! I almost forgot! In the process of conversation, the German joined us that young, well, dad's future, Gerhard. Here is a young green! It laughs that horse! Biker, in one word. He says that a little piled up! It was necessary for more to distribute. All the same, he does not like football, but here is such a fun live show. It’s a pity, he says, he didn’t look at 3D even without beer - this match was broken off!

But this is not the end stories. Not long ago, a week ago, I met my acquaintance “lepila” - he’s a chiropractor. Of ours, Russian German, from Kyrgyzstan. A good guy is a simple one. So here. We started talking about the Americans and NATAH there are local. He told me the story, because he knows that I had some business on this profile. The essence of the matter - the patient he drew. Azhno whole colonel - Germanic Wehrmacht!

He, the general of this, also has problems with his back, which I have. Well, the chiropractor of his own kind, the patient’s confidant, becomes a treatment, as a rule, a sort of padre at a participle or how else!

Well, I asked this “padre” a tricky question: how do they say that this brave Zoldat appreciates the possibilities of the German army against Russia? Well, if God forbid, this will happen! To which the general, looking at the “lepila”, sadly replied: “What a confrontation ?! What are you talking about? It is better to immediately hand joh! Though not so ashamed to be! We, he says, will still be able to oppose the French and the islanders from the island of England! But against the Russians - God forbid! Nah! Better to give up right away! ”

Sign conversation ... do not you think ?! Although such statements, from a potential enemy, I personally trust little. But. The doctor was impressed and very proud! As in that joke - the “contestant” is delighted, the public is in a swoon!

In general, a happy week was a success! There were plenty of motives for the jaws.

Although…. if you stop and think - oh, I don’t like all this situevina! But ... the stone was thrown. It remains to contemplate those waves that will beat to the shore surface ...

And because it pops up! This fact is like the process of natural necessity or regularity.

And what have the ball and the globe, ask. Yes, that's how it went. Globe - he is really like a ball. No matter how you turn it - at least a piece of Russia, let it be there.

Unfortunately, we are not able to kick the ball. Alas, but a fact. But the globe ... In Germany, no one is willing to check, really.

For this, I ask permission to bow out and wish you all a good and good week!

Sincerely, Alexander (boa 19).
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  1. alpamys
    alpamys 20 June 2016 10: 17
    +29
    the current itself has returned from Russia, it’s cool there.
    1. Abbra
      Abbra 20 June 2016 10: 26
      +17
      You would "toka" to the Urals and further would go ... On foot. They would be amazed. And would fall in love with a great country.
      1. alpamys
        alpamys 20 June 2016 11: 25
        +17
        Quote: Abbra
        You would "toka" to the Urals and further would go ... On foot. They would be amazed. And would fall in love with a great country.

        for the first time in Russia, although he wore epaulettes of SA))), he was in the eastern Urals and traveled throughout the Tyumen region, nature is similar to Bavaria, the magnitude of the current is more good
        1. pafegosoff
          pafegosoff 21 June 2016 12: 10
          +5
          Come on, you’d see Ishim now! Amazing! Strange as it may seem, Siberia has become more civilized than Europe. I like!
          1. alpamys
            alpamys 21 June 2016 12: 16
            +2
            Quote: pafegosoff
            Come on, you’d see Ishim now! Amazing! Strange as it may seem, Siberia has become more civilized than Europe. I like!

            Ishim city chtoli? we have in Tselinograd, (in Kazakh Astana), the Ishim river flows.
    2. vovanpain
      vovanpain 20 June 2016 10: 27
      +43
      Quote: alpamys
      the current itself has returned from Russia, it’s cool there.

      Thank you and Boa constrictor19, come to good guests, we will always be happy. hi
      1. Khariton
        Khariton 20 June 2016 10: 42
        +46
        I liked the article, honestly and from the heart ...! hi I love such (from the other side)))) The thought has not left me for a long time .. Well, if we unite with Germany .. We’ll put the world in cancer ...! They trampled us several times, we trampled them more than once ...)))) After all, much in common already! After all, they are trying to poison us again! Maybe we will punish those who constantly pit us ..? Well, how much can you endure them already? And the Germans ... hi
        1. alpamys
          alpamys 20 June 2016 10: 52
          +21
          Quote: Chariton
          I liked the article, honestly and from the heart ...! hi I love such (from the other side)))) The thought has not left me for a long time .. Well, if we unite with Germany .. We’ll put the world in cancer ...! They trampled us several times, we trampled them more than once ...)))) After all, much in common already! After all, they are trying to poison us again! Maybe we will punish those who constantly pit us ..? Well, how much can you endure them already? And the Germans ... hi

          in the future, Germany will become part of Russia, the Germans (smart) are slowly dragging production to you wink
          1. Andrey Yuryevich
            Andrey Yuryevich 20 June 2016 10: 59
            +24
            Quote: alpamys
            in the future, Germany will become part of Russia, the Germans (smart) are slowly dragging production to you

            how is the enclave? or Poland will not be by then? (I do not mind)
            1. your1970
              your1970 20 June 2016 12: 33
              +26
              and when Germany and Russia asked Poland for permission ???
              Poland is so, laying between serious powers just in case, that the history of the last 300 years confirms at least ..
            2. General Frost
              General Frost 21 June 2016 12: 18
              +5
              The article is wonderful! hi Let the author tell German grandfather that Russia saved Germany again (I'm talking about the gene pool), in Altai many German regions work very well and have preserved their culture (on the issue of bad Russian occupiers and invaders and conquerors of other peoples and nations). You look at guys and girls from German (national areas) well, purebred Aryans (in the good sense of the word). With respect to all forum users !!!! hi
        2. iConst
          iConst 20 June 2016 10: 56
          +4
          Quote: Chariton
          I liked the article, honestly and from the heart ...!

          Yeah, all in wool, but in wool. Milk also adds ...
        3. Lukich
          Lukich 20 June 2016 11: 52
          +3
          Quote: Chariton
          .That if we unite with Germany .. After all, we’ll put the world in cancer ...!

          but this is sasham across the throat. therefore, brewed all this mess. Well, Merkel was caught on something, so she trampled into nonsense
          1. 97110
            97110 20 June 2016 16: 00
            0
            Quote: Lukich
            Well, Merkel caught something

            Do you, Mr. Marshal, also catch personnel on something? Or give the order?
        4. Abbra
          Abbra 20 June 2016 14: 50
          +2
          Can you imagine? Germany ... And all the men are shtirlitsy ... hi
        5. fennekRUS
          fennekRUS 20 June 2016 15: 15
          +8
          Quote: Chariton
          if we unite with Germany .. After all, we’ll put the world in cancer ...!

          Repeatedly wrote about this option, and caught packs of minuses laughing But I see the idea again takes over the minds, so again our countries will actively quarrel. More precisely, they are already doing this.
        6. arnulla
          arnulla 20 June 2016 16: 07
          +3
          Nobody will allow us to unite with Germany. Neither the Americans, nor the European collective farm bureaucracy ...
        7. gavrosh.ru
          gavrosh.ru 20 June 2016 20: 54
          +3
          They strangled Paul the first for this .... our autocrat also fears - although right now there is no one to be friends with the Germans - the Prussians plagued Stalin (count it as the root) and the Jews crushed the rest
        8. EngineerP
          EngineerP 21 June 2016 21: 39
          +1
          Thanks, Alex, health!
          The exercises of the reservists in Marseille were successful, our General Staff analyzes the results! soldier
        9. Awaz
          Awaz 21 June 2016 22: 07
          +2
          the problem is that everyone understands this, including the Anglo-Saxons and Jews. And by all means they are trying to quarrel and incite us. Although I was somehow pleasantly surprised when I read German comments on the English forum (like an aborigine) that if the Russians go to Kiev, they certainly won’t stop there and reach French Brest. He himself would have wished to overcome the English Channel with the Russians)))
    3. Berkut24
      Berkut24 20 June 2016 10: 54
      +2
      Wrong way back! Those. not that side!
      1. alpamys
        alpamys 20 June 2016 10: 58
        +4
        Quote: Berkut24
        Wrong way back! Those. not that side!

        many completely aliens were called back, but Germany didn’t have to quit; Brussels and their gang are the ones who are happy with everything.
        1. wef
          wef 20 June 2016 20: 23
          +1
          Stay there. There are many more in Russia.
    4. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 20 June 2016 10: 57
      +3
      Evil thoughts of Russian German. The ball is something like a globe
      and on the globe of Ukraine .... and jumps the same way.
    5. Irokez
      Irokez 20 June 2016 11: 08
      +9
      the current itself has returned from Russia, it’s cool there.

      And don’t say, most of all it takes this soul. One of the most self-sufficient civilizations in the world.
      1. AlexSK
        AlexSK 20 June 2016 14: 08
        +4
        Good song!
    6. Semen Semyonitch
      Semen Semyonitch 20 June 2016 11: 48
      +8
      Quote: alpamys
      Am current from Russia returned, it's cool there with you.

      Will you be with us at Kolyma hi
    7. Yereke
      Yereke 20 June 2016 19: 10
      0
      Alpamys - Kazakh name from Tomen? (Tyumen - from the word Nizhny- Tomen)?
      1. alpamys
        alpamys 20 June 2016 22: 56
        +2
        Quote: Ereke
        Alpamys - Kazakh name from Tomen? (Tyumen - from the word Nizhny- Tomen)?

        Tselinogradsky I
    8. gav6757
      gav6757 21 June 2016 12: 42
      0
      Why do you need to write allegorically?
      Just write that I would like to read ...
    9. EngineerP
      EngineerP 21 June 2016 21: 20
      0
      Right, we have fun here!
      Well done Alex, health!
  2. ydjin
    ydjin 20 June 2016 10: 20
    +9
    Why so immediately kick the globe? We are not like that, we kick only in response! laughing
  3. AndreyS
    AndreyS 20 June 2016 10: 21
    +12
    Thank! I am pleased to read your stories!
  4. Amurets
    Amurets 20 June 2016 10: 21
    +10
    << And what have the ball and the globe, ask. Yes, that's how it went into my head. Globe - it really is like a ball. No matter how you turn - at least a piece of Russia, let it be there.

    Unfortunately, we do not know how to kick the ball. Alas, but true. But the globe ... In Germany, no one is eager to check, though. >> I agree with the first statement that the globe will be visible anyway, and part of Russia will always be visible. So it is with the second: Germany's lesson went to good use.
    1. goncharov.62
      goncharov.62 20 June 2016 15: 35
      +5
      For the globe of Russia!
    2. 97110
      97110 20 June 2016 16: 04
      +1
      Quote: Amurets
      Germany, the lesson went to proc.

      Some Germans drew conclusions. And so that the order is not carried out? Until then, still do not throw a stick, as they say. Maksimka will say (or Bill's Baba, or Tram-Tararam) "Become!" What will they do? AND?
    3. Epifan
      Epifan 21 June 2016 09: 38
      0
      Why don't we? We don't want to. With such "salaries" to kick and run, would you run?
  5. Abbra
    Abbra 20 June 2016 10: 23
    +6
    ... Here's a young green! Laughs that horse! Biker, in a word ... And I neighing while reading this. The author is well done. He sees everything correctly. Most likely, he was born in Altai. wassat
    1. okunevich_rv
      okunevich_rv 20 June 2016 11: 06
      +5
      It can be assumed 19 is from region 19 of Khakassia, it should be noted that the tongue of boa constrictor19 is very modern, it is interesting in which year it migrated.
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 19
        +3
        A modern syllable with a bias in the epic-KVNovsky style. Liked.
      2. a housewife
        a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 19
        0
        A modern syllable with a bias in the epic-KVNovsky style. Liked.
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  6. Dr. Barmaley
    Dr. Barmaley 20 June 2016 10: 25
    +32
    I say, they say so and so - these are the descendants (well, fans!) Of those soldiers from the armored cavalry, Altai shock corps, four times the Red Banner! From the works of the righteous - let's go cheer to the city of Paris! To the glorious city of Marseille!
    1. Khariton
      Khariton 20 June 2016 13: 57
      +2
      Quote: Dr. Barmaley
      I say, they say so and so - these are the descendants (well, fans!) Of those soldiers from the armored cavalry, Altai shock corps, four times the Red Banner! From the works of the righteous - let's go cheer to the city of Paris! To the glorious city of Marseille!

      Somehow we get ... hi
  7. Baloo
    Baloo 20 June 2016 10: 25
    +11
    Marcel should be where and whose? Correctly! At least Tatar !! (Hello to Tatarstan!)

    Let them learn history, write a statement on joining Tatarstan in the Tatar language. Let’s think. For starters, let them drive NATO and the Macington macaques out.
  8. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 20 June 2016 10: 26
    +6
    But against the Russians - God forbid! Nah! Better give up right away! ”

    These would be the thoughts in the head of every European, including non-European (i.e., Balts with Poles). You look and life on the planet would begin to improve. I’m not talking about the United States - these people have a complete diagnosis and cannot be treated.
  9. vjatsergey
    vjatsergey 20 June 2016 10: 30
    +11
    I read that the author has complete order with humor, and the essence is clear - Europe is bifurcated, who is for Russia and who is against. Plus, the author is big.
  10. SMikhalych
    SMikhalych 20 June 2016 10: 31
    +15
    Here you read this wonderful opus and think: how different are the thoughts and deeds of the average resident of any European country from the thoughts and deeds of the average politicians of the above countries. The latter do not go to the attack, and those who have an understanding of this, immediately understand that "hand hoh" is always better than RIP ... bully
    1. fennekRUS
      fennekRUS 20 June 2016 15: 21
      +4
      Quote: SMikhalych
      Here you read this wonderful opus and think: how different are the thoughts and deeds of the average citizen of any European country

      Yes, it's not even about Europe. "elites" (not to be remembered by nightfall) - once again broke away from the people in their "stardom", and at the same time seriously degraded. And as history and physics do NOT teach us - the loss of support leads you know where.
  11. Hypocrite
    Hypocrite 20 June 2016 10: 31
    +4
    But here's a thing (IMHO): during a concrete batch, the Germans won’t resist because they won’t rebel; dutifully go with their hk to the east, as instructed by the overseas.
    Rather, the planet will fly onto the Earth’s axis, than proud Aryans will resist drang.
  12. Evil 55
    Evil 55 20 June 2016 10: 33
    +3
    How many Europeans themselves will already begin to be divided into SyEuropeans (from Syria), AfgoEuropeans (from Afghanistan), Afro-Europeans (from Africa) and TurEuropec (from Turkey) .. Well, over time, the second root and ending will disappear as already unnecessary in the New Homeland ... Then the Soccer Globe begins ..
  13. Riv
    Riv 20 June 2016 10: 33
    +8
    I wish we could teach our football players to play. And then they, such an impression, are being trained more and more in preference ...
    1. vlad66
      vlad66 20 June 2016 10: 46
      +14
      Quote: Riv
      I wish we could teach our football players to play. And then they, such an impression, are being trained more and more in preference ...
      Oh colleague, do not try to embrace the vast, ours and football are not compatible things, the author correctly says:
      Sticks are handy to us. Of these, in which case the stretcher can be bungled! Or, at worst, crutches.
  14. atamankko
    atamankko 20 June 2016 10: 36
    +8
    It is hard to believe that the German authorities went for a lesson for a while, but liked the article.
    1. alpamys
      alpamys 20 June 2016 10: 55
      +8
      Quote: atamankko
      It is hard to believe that the German authorities went for a lesson for a while, but liked the article.

      authorities and people are not the same thing, I remind you that the victory in the elections was won by Gerhard Schroeder and then miraculously replayed on merkeltvar
  15. andrew42
    andrew42 20 June 2016 10: 47
    +9
    Thanks to the author. He laughed a little. The famously written, of course, but you can’t relax. Europe, she is such a Europe. Moods by moods (like those of the 30s, the German proletariat, Rot Front, Telmanovka), and how the smell of borscht from the east will convey, and how the king (the master, the Christian king, the Führer) will find themselves, so quickly build into columns and drang tries osten.
    1. a housewife
      a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 26
      +1
      Maybe it’s better to teach them how to cook borsch? Sculpt dumplings? Pancakes bake? Send more cooks. More! otherwise they only have sausages with beer. Be-not-so-so ...
      1. andrew42
        andrew42 21 June 2016 21: 27
        +2
        Will not help. More than a thousand years ago, Christian Franks climbed the land of the Saxons. It is not clear what they were trying to do, in the sense that the Saxons in the same film "The Ring of the Nibelungs" are painted with wild hairy savages. Then 1000-900 years ago, these "Romans of the German nation" with a cross and a sword climbed on lyutiches, vigorous, Luzicans, Moravians. Trampled down that very Vagriya-Varyagia, throughout the Labe a layer of Slavic bones. And at the same time, in all their chronicles of the cross, one can see "The Slavs live richly." How so? Pagans, and live richly? Disorder! Injustice before the Lord! Now they have a different idol - democracy and tolerance, in the name of which whole nations can be sacrificed. NOTHING has changed. An eye and an eye behind them, and the ear is open. This is not about Russian Germans, of course. These can be said to be the hare squared. But about their good-looking compatriots, raving about millions of raped German women in 1945, this is about them.
  16. Fuzeler
    Fuzeler 20 June 2016 10: 48
    +6
    Why didn't the French police detain any of the Russians? Probably, because the Russians dragged their wounded with them - did not leave))
    1. Dym71
      Dym71 20 June 2016 12: 07
      +3
      Quote: Fuzeler
      Why didn't the French police detain any of the Russians?


      How is it not delayed? belay
      Not just detained, but managed to convict for very specific terms!
      In our city (Tula) already "started raising funds in support of Sergei Gorbachev, detained in France" hi

      http://tula.bezformata.ru/listnews/bolelshiki-nachali-sbor-sredstv/47791567/
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 29
        +2
        So don't wassat those who seem to have been detained. And at the scene - to praise! and there is no one.
  17. seregatara1969
    seregatara1969 20 June 2016 10: 51
    +2
    read and brewing thought- the rulers of countries go farther and farther from their people
  18. Altona
    Altona 20 June 2016 10: 54
    +10
    Antiwar rally in Germany. "Stop Obama's nuclear war! Russia is a partner, not an enemy!" Reads the poster.
  19. shcishcok
    shcishcok 20 June 2016 10: 58
    +7
    good article! to the author - Respect and respect! let everyone remember the words of Alexander Nevsky - whoever comes to us with a sword, he will get a shout! Sanya, in addition to the Altai armored corps (Four Red Banner), is now a scarecrow of the evil, reckless Buryat tankmen. In the Donbass, they say, there was darkness, so VSUshniki could not go far. lol Apparently, the very phrase - Buryat tankers - is already terrifying! Write letters, we are waiting!
  20. Mihail55
    Mihail55 20 June 2016 11: 03
    +5
    Thank you, Boa! Raised the mood ... it's not such a hopelessness here. Well, if at the presidential level about the fans ... probably, "scolding" them, he regretted not being with them lol
    1. Khariton
      Khariton 20 June 2016 11: 39
      +2
      Quote: Michael55
      Thank you, Boa! Raised the mood ... it's not such a hopelessness here. Well, if at the presidential level about the fans ... probably, "scolding" them, he regretted not being with them lol

      I join too! hi
  21. alpamys
    alpamys 20 June 2016 11: 04
    +2
    Angry German gathers a convoy to Moscow
    https://life.ru/t/%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/415223/rassierzhien
    nyi_niemiets_sobiraiet_kolonnu_na_moskvu
  22. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 20 June 2016 11: 18
    +3
    Quote: alpamys
    Angry German gathers a convoy to Moscow

    I really don't understand how they would refuse to drink ... well, I don't understand! After all, a guest came here, and even from afar, and even with good intentions, with friendship, one might say a distant relative (if you take into account all the "connections" of our Throne, with Germany), you will have to drink here! and the law ... well, the laws are adopted in order to sometimes break! wink
  23. Izotovp
    Izotovp 20 June 2016 11: 30
    +5
    About the crooked legs:
  24. staer-62
    staer-62 20 June 2016 11: 33
    +5
    I once wrote a comment about the fact that the Germans had cut off from Russia, and now they are asking for it back. So come and not to an empty place in our Altai whole German, not to be confused with occupiers,))) areas. I drink regularly German beer from Altai. This is normal. And the fact that they cut off, there is no silver lining. But our people are in Germany. You will come and have someone to talk to at home)).
  25. alpamys
    alpamys 20 June 2016 11: 35
    0
    By the way, the question, having traveled along Tyumen roads, I saw many Orthodox crosses 6 meters high along the roads, the locals also don’t know, they used to say they weren’t there and the crosses appeared recently, Tatars, by the way, live a lot there too, what does that mean?

    1. Slon_on
      Slon_on 20 June 2016 13: 47
      +6
      Such crosses are called bow, they are usually installed in front of settlements, at intersections.
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 34
        +4
        Crosses are now standing all over Russia. Worshipers. So that a Christian on the road could pray. And God kept passing. We also stand in Adygea and in the Krasnodar Territory.
  26. family tree
    family tree 20 June 2016 11: 46
    +2
    Spaib, laughed. Anyway, smile, but as one baron said, the biggest nonsense in the world is done with a serious expression on your face, or face, not the point drinks [media = http: / https: //m.youtube.com/watch? v = alWGAfNV7eg #]
  27. pafegosoff
    pafegosoff 20 June 2016 11: 54
    +10
    Siberian greetings to the Germans of Germany. In my old age, I have few friends left. Among the remaining ones, one is a German from Tyumen, the other from Pleshkov (Maly Ostrov station near Ishim). Strange combinations of relatives: Ukrainians, Koreans, Indians, Jews, etc. But it’s racial itself, as it were: one grandfather from Kursk self-propelled guns was buried in Ishim, one grandmother from chaldons was buried in Slyudyanka, others from Penza (grandfather was buried in 1919 in Mariinsk), grandmother was in Ishim. Grandmothers brothers served in the army and navy. Alone in Warsaw in the Life Guards Lithuanian regiment non-commissioned. The other is the foreman of the second article in Helsingfors. My father saw Kolchak (treated him with candy). Dad since 1909. And Aunt Polya, I was brought up - since 1904. She studied at the Omsk girls' gymnasium. Died in Sochi. And so from Peter to Baikal - the bones of their ancestors. And they lived from Cape Uelen and Harp (near Salekhard), to Mogadishu (revolution was done with Siad Bare) and to Turin with Gianni Agnelli.
    In general, there is nothing to surprise me, but the attitude of the Germans, despite such increased brainwashing ...
    I am pleasantly surprised that people remain people.
    Remember 450 degrees Fahrenheit?
    We want our grandchildren to remain people in the best sense ...
    And about football ... everyone was mad, they condemned the Russians. And as if in order ... Well, wait for the Europeans for other gifts.
  28. meriem1
    meriem1 20 June 2016 11: 56
    +4
    Oh Laxander. You have a miraculous syllable !!! And the humor is exactly the one that is NEEDED. Neighing yaki horse !!!!!!!! Thank you dear!!!!
  29. NEXUS
    NEXUS 20 June 2016 12: 10
    +8
    What are you talking about? Better immediately hehde hoh! Though it will not be so embarrassing! We, says, will still be able against the French and the islets of the Aglitsky from the island! But against the Russians - God forbid! Nah! Better give up right away! ”

    Europeans know the strength of the Russian fist at the nose. More than once or twice they have felt it, and therefore they push themselves by hook or by crook, while from the back, out of a sense of deep tolerance that Americans have sowed and reaped throughout Europe, Washington pushes them, which is urine to another lyulam from the Russian Ivan. But, unlike the First World War and the Second, the European has become smarter. I'm not talking about the Poles with the Balts, who, behind the backs of the "senior" economies of Europe, think of themselves as wise Europeans, sacredly believing that the louder the bark towards Russia, the more European they will be.
    But the Germans, French, Italians do not want to quarrel with Russian Ivan. And even the matter is not fear, but the fact is that from time immemorial, when Europe lived in peace and harmony with its eastern neighbor, trading and solving many problems side by side with Russia Europeans lived well and calmly.
    No wonder the mattresses are afraid of the alliance between Germany and Russia ... oh no wonder. And this alliance is still to be. And you see the French, the Spaniards and Italians.
  30. fsps
    fsps 20 June 2016 12: 30
    +5
    Meldonium, then. But it was necessary to buy American meldonium, democratic, and not totalitarian and not free - Russian, bring your money to the Field of Miracles.
  31. potapych
    potapych 20 June 2016 12: 36
    +3
    All this is good, here is Wales to kick off today and four in the sky at once ... not immediately five rainbows will light up and the soul will rejoice and sing like a nightingale in paradise.
    1. Khariton
      Khariton 20 June 2016 13: 04
      +3
      Quote: potapych
      All this is good, here is Wales to kick off today and four in the sky at once ... not immediately five rainbows will light up and the soul will rejoice and sing like a nightingale in paradise.

      God sees they bought Satan ... Our soldiers against Satan of England fought to the death ...! They do not have God in their souls, only money and vice ..! Save their sinful souls, they are not Russian for a long time .... hi
  32. Pitot
    Pitot 20 June 2016 13: 53
    +3
    Yeah. Russia was most often attacked from geyropa regions. Russia already instinctively expects trouble from there .... and they come from there. A cool article. Sure +++
  33. bad
    bad 20 June 2016 14: 43
    +2
    Quote: fsps
    Meldonium, then. But it was necessary to buy American meldonium, democratic, and not totalitarian and not free - Russian, bring your money to the Field of Miracles.
    ..heh..this meldonium is super-democratic .. no more democratic .. if you didn’t know its spratniki do .. laughing and the Germans came up with all the boom .. hi German scientists invented meldonium in Latvia made German scientists
    http://www.chel.kp.ru/daily/26502.7/3370489/
  34. Syxoi_
    Syxoi_ 20 June 2016 15: 49
    +3
    Standing Boa19! Thank!
  35. potapych
    potapych 20 June 2016 16: 18
    +2
    and now the storage police declared war on Russia
    http://www.aif.ru/sport/football/policiya_francii_my_obyavili_rossii_voynu
  36. Al1977
    Al1977 20 June 2016 17: 37
    -5
    Ours, as my father used to say, “evil friends” and concurrently American partners, after scratching the pumpkins, decided to go with the bottom - from Mongolia! Well ... it is in their habit, judging by the tolerant films and the most democratic crappy democracies in the world, and maybe even the Universe! Good lord Your ways are inscrutable! I do not ask. but I trust! Give peace to every home! And the soul in the house that lives!

    After 2 minutes of reading this nonsense, the brain refused to read this nonsense ... In the comments everything is more fun, here you have trolls, and old-time warriors, and jingo-patriots, and Americanophobia ... that's where life is real. I read this site with great pleasure, I feel the scope of the Russian soul)))
    1. a housewife
      a housewife 20 June 2016 19: 40
      +2
      And who are you, good man? Name yourself briefly.
      1. Al1977
        Al1977 21 June 2016 10: 45
        -1
        Quote: housewife
        And who are you, good man? Name yourself briefly.

        For you, my friend, I am Al1977.
        I did not understand the cons in the comments. There really are people who read the article, considered that everything is really so?)) What, from Muhosk, does the world seem like this?)))
        No, no problem know, you can continue to live in the world of warcraft and fight with orcs and goblins)))
        Although, I think, like me, here many just make fun and read degenerates, which would be neighing over these wretched victims))))
    2. AllXVahhaB
      AllXVahhaB 21 June 2016 11: 47
      +1
      Quote: Al1977
      here you have trolls, and old fighters, warriors, and patriots, and Americanophobia ... that’s where the real life is.

      And liberals with pederasts of all stripes ...
      1. Al1977
        Al1977 21 June 2016 12: 16
        0
        Quote: AllXVahhaB
        And liberals with pederasts of all stripes ...

        Well, you know better, I do not distinguish pederasts by comments))) Or are you pederasts as the essence of man .. corrupt and brainless creatures, then I agree, there are such a sea))))
        1. AllXVahhaB
          AllXVahhaB 24 June 2016 07: 40
          0
          Quote: Al1977
          Or are you talking about buggers, as the essence of man .. corrupt and brainless creatures, then I agree, there are such a sea))))

          Of course, a person practicing soldering of foreign funds is a pederast !!!
  37. Lelek
    Lelek 20 June 2016 19: 11
    +4
    “What is the confrontation ?! What are you talking about? Better immediately hehde hoh! Though it will not be so embarrassing! We, says, will still be able against the French and the islets of the Aglitsky from the island! But against the Russians - God forbid! Nah! Better give up right away! ”

    So the former GDR generals warn of the counterproductiveness of Russophobia and Western arrogance.
  38. Vladimir 1964
    Vladimir 1964 20 June 2016 21: 06
    +2
    The author is well done, the article and style really liked, easy, ironic and fun. Not forgotten and well presented and content. Having enjoyed it. hi yes good
  39. iohanson
    iohanson 21 June 2016 07: 36
    0
    Football is a taunting game, left by the priests of ancient Egypt as a symbol of the eternal confrontation of the "Nanai boys" and the author of the article correctly noticed - the ball is a symbol of the globe. If interested, then V.M. Zaznobin speaks about this in his lectures.
  40. NikolaiN
    NikolaiN 21 June 2016 09: 09
    +1
    How is it not delayed? belay
    Not just detained, but managed to convict for very specific terms!
    In our city (Tula) already "started raising funds in support of Sergei Gorbachev, detained in France" hi

    http://tula.bezformata.ru/listnews/bolelshiki-nachali-sbor-sredstv/47791567/[/qu
    ote]

    So the detention did not take place at the site of the "battle", they then arrived at the hotel where the fans lived, walked through their numbers and took those who were there ...
  41. Old warrior
    Old warrior 21 June 2016 16: 31
    0
    Congratulations! Great article. We would still like these Russians here and in Russia itself ... good
  42. pudelartemon
    pudelartemon 21 June 2016 21: 36
    0
    Go to the USA with songs like Russland-Deutschland über alles!
  43. veps75
    veps75 22 June 2016 09: 05
    +1
    Unfortunately, we are not able to kick the ball. Alas, but a fact. But the globe ... In Germany, no one is willing to check, really.


    This is true. When Pele came to advertise his own coffee, he was asked a question: "WHEN do Russians learn to play football?" To which he replied: "when the Brazilians learn to play hockey." That was the answer.
  44. EvgNik
    EvgNik 22 June 2016 14: 14
    0
    Sanya, well done, all in a stream. I look forward to continuing.
  45. SlavaP
    SlavaP 22 June 2016 21: 00
    0
    To the author - respect.

    You will, of course, dear colleagues laugh - but even here in Britain we don’t really like our soccer footbags and quietly rejoice that they were finally sent 5 lei. One personal inconvenience - by pure chance I was on vacation at that time. So now at work everyone is absolutely sure that I was there and are pestering me with a request to tell how I wet them there. And they don’t believe otherwise.