But I'm not a cockroach, and not Ukrainian. And therefore I tell about what is going on here, in Germany.
I will start with the great saying of Alexander Nevsky: Who comes to us with a ball - that’s what we’ve got to do! To complete. Not because we don't want to play football, but because we love hockey! Sticks us handy. Of these, in which case the stretcher can be bungled! Or, at worst, crutches.
It is finished! Hallelujah! That was nothing meldoniy advertise! Three hundred Spartans nervously fingering handkerchiefs, and Richard the Lion Heart got a myocardial infarction! Here is such a scar! The Germans are sarcastically rubbing their hands and whispering that they are not the only ones who are kicked at the Ladoga skating rink! For this, it turns out, lyuley can be collected on the Champs Elysees! Balts thoughtfully, perplexedly look at the fence and the Baltic Sea, not knowing that it would be better to be drowned or hanged. After all, here and there - have to kneel down!
Ours, as my father used to say, “evil friends” and concurrently American partners, after scratching the pumpkins, decided to go with the bottom - from Mongolia! Well ... it is in their habit, judging by the tolerant films and the most democratic crappy democracies in the world, and maybe even the Universe! Good lord Your ways are inscrutable! I do not ask. but I trust! Give peace to every home! And the soul in the house that lives!
And now I am gloating! We have here, so to speak, the hype! Uritsky (Europe) all CheK arms. But because in general, so to speak - the fans are coming!
The first day came to work and immediately got into “turnover” - the old man slapped on a conversation. That’s why I’m surprised at him, by golly! Some aggressor! In the light of what happened, it would seem that this old soldier of frustration had to have! But no! I looked - my eyes were narrowed, with a spark, she was rubbing her hands ... pleased with something! And right off the bat: “Alex! Explain it to me. The English are also those football hooligans! But how is that? Having the advantage of multiple, to sting such savory stars? Some say your Russian fans are wrong (Aha! And they have honey wrong !!), everything is just like a selection! And you’ve screwed it so wisely after distribution! Won't you say anything? ”
Yeah, I say, I can still give an official statement. How do I know?! And so clap-clap eyes, so that stupid happened! (For by decree of Tsar Peter Lyakseich it was decided - a subordinate before commanders should have a dashing and slightly silly appearance! I was honored with that!) I looked and laughs. Understood, then fool included Laxander.
And we went to the conversation, it appears, unhurried. He tells me that they did the right thing - even the scatty ones would not have demolished such impudence. Grunts, it means an old man. I decided to joke here - I remembered that he admired the fighters from the Altai Territory who fought in the Great Patriotic War!
I say, they say so and so - the descendants are (well, those fans!) Of those soldiers, from the armored cavalry, Altai shock corps, four Red Banner! From the works of the righteous - we went to cheer, to the city of Paris! In the glorious city of Marseille! Although the question is: why is Marseille in France? No one will tell? Marcel with us - what? Right! The previously common name was in Tatarstan! So, Marcel should be where and whose? Right! At least Tatar !! (Hello to Tatarstan!)
Shorts saw asking - vooot! They even go this way in the winter - a distinctive feature of the Altai uniform, it means! If you see those in Germany, drag the bread and salt right away, don’t forget the balalaika, and you must bear a bear with vodka, otherwise you will not believe that you will honor yours and ancestors!
Laugh the old man, in general. Then I ask him sarcastically: well, they say, how do the Germans react to this case? Huh, probably? He looked at me with Lenin's squint, after a barrel of honey, and he says - oh well, hey, Alex, do not mock my gray hair! What are the germans? You see a situation - to be friends for us! There is no more of that old tribe, and if there is, then there are fewer of them than of those of Aglitsa fulyugans.
Okay, I say, Old, do not turn around! The main thing is that you do not mock the Russian flag, but over Mashenka Sharapova! For the peasant does not like the Russian, when over beauty so freaking out. It's crazy! Russian man - he is correct! Not born on hunchbacked mountain and local, from this mountain - educated. Beauty appreciates women's! Well, the fact that you are shitting on the sly ... so you have time in your saucepan, after which you devour yourself with a ladle, sometimes sipping all the substance right out of the vat that you yourself created.
So the Russians have already forgiven you this ... or almost forgiven them.
And yes! I almost forgot! In the process of conversation, the German joined us that young, well, dad's future, Gerhard. Here is a young green! It laughs that horse! Biker, in one word. He says that a little piled up! It was necessary for more to distribute. All the same, he does not like football, but here is such a fun live show. It’s a pity, he says, he didn’t look at 3D even without beer - this match was broken off!
But this is not the end stories. Not long ago, a week ago, I met my acquaintance “lepila” - he’s a chiropractor. Of ours, Russian German, from Kyrgyzstan. A good guy is a simple one. So here. We started talking about the Americans and NATAH there are local. He told me the story, because he knows that I had some business on this profile. The essence of the matter - the patient he drew. Azhno whole colonel - Germanic Wehrmacht!
He, the general of this, also has problems with his back, which I have. Well, the chiropractor of his own kind, the patient’s confidant, becomes a treatment, as a rule, a sort of padre at a participle or how else!
Well, I asked this “padre” a tricky question: how do they say that this brave Zoldat appreciates the possibilities of the German army against Russia? Well, if God forbid, this will happen! To which the general, looking at the “lepila”, sadly replied: “What a confrontation ?! What are you talking about? It is better to immediately hand joh! Though not so ashamed to be! We, he says, will still be able to oppose the French and the islanders from the island of England! But against the Russians - God forbid! Nah! Better to give up right away! ”
Sign conversation ... do not you think ?! Although such statements, from a potential enemy, I personally trust little. But. The doctor was impressed and very proud! As in that joke - the “contestant” is delighted, the public is in a swoon!
In general, a happy week was a success! There were plenty of motives for the jaws.
Although…. if you stop and think - oh, I don’t like all this situevina! But ... the stone was thrown. It remains to contemplate those waves that will beat to the shore surface ...
And because it pops up! This fact is like the process of natural necessity or regularity.
And what have the ball and the globe, ask. Yes, that's how it went. Globe - he is really like a ball. No matter how you turn it - at least a piece of Russia, let it be there.
Unfortunately, we are not able to kick the ball. Alas, but a fact. But the globe ... In Germany, no one is willing to check, really.
For this, I ask permission to bow out and wish you all a good and good week!
Sincerely, Alexander (boa 19).