Deja vu. Sweden is again looking for a “foreign submarine” off its coast

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A spokesperson for the Swedish General Staff, Jesper Tenroth, said that they urgently had to change the format of the naval exercises. According to the official, the Swedish Naval Forces at the end of April conducted exercises on “finding a submarine of a foreign state”. During one of the stages in the square of the exercises, "the activity of a foreign submarine was indeed discovered." The idea is that someone from the participants of the maneuvers thought that a periscope was visible above the water. Such a statement Tenrota publishes a Swedish newspaper Svenska Dagbladet.



If everything was exactly as the spokesman for the General Staff of the Swedish Armed Forces says, then the Swedish Navy can be congratulated on a peculiar materialization of the teaching legends: after all, they themselves wanted to find a foreign submarine on their shores ...

Jesper Tenroth adds that after the activity of the foreign submarine was marked, the exercises of the Swedish naval forces were interrupted, or rather turned into the format of a real "detecting the activities of a submarine and confirming data."

Tenroth:
We have taken measures, including immersion. A trace was found in the area of ​​the exercise at the bottom.


The submarine itself could not be found ...

It seems that the search for foreign submarines on its shores is becoming a national tradition of the Swedes. It is known that last year the entire Swedish fleet and its coastal units were put "on the ears" in search of a "foreign submarine." It all started with the fact that someone posted muddy images of the object, which resembled a surfaced submarine. And the caption to the photo stated that the image is exactly the Swedish territorial waters. It took about two weeks to search for a submarine and the equivalent of more than 5 million euros.

From this we can make a simple conclusion: the whole military budget of the kingdom can really be reduced to zero by means of demonstrations from under the water off the coast of Sweden objects like periscopes, as well as by leaving some traces at the bottom ...
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  1. +4
    9 June 2016 15: 22
    Firefighters are looking, police are looking, they are looking, they cannot find ... (S. Mikhalkov). Or maybe just quit smoking and sniff under the tail of the money owners?
  2. +17
    9 June 2016 15: 24
    Mr. Shoigu, send one submarine there in the water position, let them catch it and calm down.
    1. +2
      9 June 2016 15: 26
      This will only irritate them. They need glasses and valerian.
    2. +5
      9 June 2016 15: 45
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Mr. Shoigu, send one submarine there in the water position, let them catch it and calm down.

      You are mistaken, this is elementary greed and envy, the Mecobrits "found" one, and now the Swedes have their wishlist combed. So all NATO countries have already lined up for a sensation, the striped musher of European mongrels urgently needs the image of Russia as an aggressor. laughing The Hungry Coume ...... fellow on the mind.
    3. +2
      9 June 2016 16: 28
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Mr. Shoigu, send one submarine there in the water position, let them catch it and calm down.

      Will not help! sad
      Wangyu: They will calm down only when they apply a depth charge to some real American Seawolf, which was "carrying out a secret mission to contain Russia" ... wink
    4. +2
      9 June 2016 16: 37
      Yes sent already. They didn’t even dive to find it for sure. The British won’t be overjoyed, they accompany))) A trifle but they liked it)
    5. +2
      9 June 2016 17: 22
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Mr. Shoigu, send one submarine there in the water position, let them catch it and calm down.

      Sausages the Swedes after the meeting of our Moscow Region, when they hinted harshly about Status-6 ... apparently it just arrived.
      But these are the descendants of the knights, who kept half of Europe at bay ... the European was deceiving with his rainbow tolerance. Ugh.
  3. +6
    9 June 2016 15: 26
    The submarine itself could not be found ...
    Gee-gee-gee laughing The means of detection could not detect it, but did someone see a periscope from the water? What kind of stupidity? fool
    1. +2
      9 June 2016 17: 01
      Gee-gee-gee laughing Means of detection could not detect it, but did someone see a periscope from the water? What kind of stupidity? fool
      Make submerged buoys with "periscopes" and throw about fifty near Sweden, so they will have a holiday.
      1. +2
        9 June 2016 17: 44
        Why spend money. Photoshop and a photo on Facebook. They’ll search faster.
    2. 0
      10 June 2016 06: 18
      Because of the fjords, because of the waves, Neptune showed the device, and they all got alarmed at Russia and took up arms.
      Apparently tourists are so attracted by polite tourists.
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  4. +5
    9 June 2016 15: 27
    Well, the largest exercises “Baltops-2016”, next laughing
    Someone's navigation, to hell flew laughing
    And the Swedes have a bunt wassat
    Let NATO be asked with the chief officers from the USA, maybe they will regret it, they won’t lie and everything will become clear laughing
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  6. +4
    9 June 2016 15: 27
    A trace was found at the bottom of the training area
    men's boot 43-size ?! Putin ...
  7. +2
    9 June 2016 15: 27
    I remember the immortal expression of our S.V. Lavrov. "Well, deb .... s". laughing
    1. +4
      9 June 2016 15: 44
      The quote is inaccurate!
  8. +1
    9 June 2016 15: 29
    Guys, that was yesterday! And even earlier ...
    http://topwar.ru/96470-smi-korabl-vms-britanii-soprovozhdaet-obnaruzhennuyu-v-se
    vernom-more-rossiyskuyu-podlodku.html # comment-id-5954311
    Media: British Navy ship escorts a Russian submarine discovered in the North Sea
    V.ic (7) RU Yesterday, 12:32
    Traditional Swedish paranoia has infected NATO members.
  9. +4
    9 June 2016 15: 31
    A trace was found at the bottom. Bare feet. And felt boots. And an empty bottle of vodka ... And a cigarette butt of "Belomor" ...
  10. +2
    9 June 2016 15: 31
    Damn, what are they smoking? Or eat mushrooms?
  11. +2
    9 June 2016 15: 32
    They didn’t see it, they were looking for something under water, but she passed from above.
  12. +1
    9 June 2016 15: 34
    “We are talking about the fact that one of the participants in the maneuvers thought that a periscope was visible above the water.” When it seems, you need to be baptized, and not look for non-existent submarines. And then from drunken eyes, it is not something that you see, you can get a squint.
  13. +2
    9 June 2016 15: 41
    Either it is seen, or it seems, or Volodya is meandering over the Swedes ...
  14. HAM
    +2
    9 June 2016 15: 55
    Interestingly, some "discover" a submarine going openly on the surface, but they found these tracks at the bottom. The Swedes are cooler, they determine the submarine's belonging by the smell of the "Capital" ...
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    2. +4
      9 June 2016 16: 44
      HAM
      .... and already found these traces at the bottom. Swedes are cooler, they smell ....

      Nikolayec hi Greetings!
      Then you definitely noticed!
      They have a scent on this matter since the time of Peter!

      As one found ... So still everywhere and sniff! The main thing for them is not to find, but to smell! Trace to take!
  15. +1
    9 June 2016 15: 57
    "It's hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if it's not there."
  16. +1
    9 June 2016 15: 58
    They will bring themselves to a psychiatric hospital.
  17. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 02
    It is necessary to launch robotic mini submarines there - to chase more intensively.
  18. +2
    9 June 2016 16: 10
    Looking for a fireman looking for a police looking for all the NATO coalition looking for a long time but can not find a Russian boat like it or not! laughing laughing
  19. bad
    +1
    9 June 2016 16: 11
    Deja vu. Sweden is again looking for a “foreign submarine” off its coast
    .. poor laughing with such paranoia you look soon as the Maidanut will go with pots on the head .. if not for nothing .. laughing
  20. +2
    9 June 2016 16: 12
    Swedish national fun-search for a Russian submarine: let us not find, so at least have fun ....
  21. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 12
    I thought Estonians were the most difficult there. No - in Sweden everything is much worse. Even NATO has not been taken so far. How many times to say - with the raised periscope we go only on oars !!! Well, yes, not experienced rowers sometimes strike on the bottom ...
  22. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 17
    It was a "loho" Swedish monster. laughing
  23. +6
    9 June 2016 16: 18
    did you want money again
    or they’re just hysterical now - justifying the teachings
  24. +3
    9 June 2016 16: 18
    "Deja vu ..."

    This, like, psychiatrists call differently: paranoia
  25. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 18
    It seems that the search for foreign submarines off their shores is becoming a national tradition of the Swedes.
    This is not only nat. tradition. This is the Swedes at the genetic level. In Soviet times, they hunted for underwater unidentified objects, and now they catch glitches.
  26. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 21
    During one of the stages in the training square, “the activity of a foreign submarine was really discovered”.

    But when will they find something already? And then it becomes uninteresting lol
  27. +5
    9 June 2016 16: 22
    In the area of ​​the exercises at the bottom was found trace.//
  28. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 25
    Where is the Royal Navy of Great Britain? capable from under the "ground", at the cost of the combined efforts of all members of the OTAN to get and accompany Russian submarines ... probably exhausted.
    Poor, poor Sweden, again she is the only one to look for a "black cat" in a dark room, although the devil knows that she is not there.
  29. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 29
    Did you see the trail? And nobody waved a tail there in the wake?
  30. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 30
    It seems that the search for foreign submarines off their shores is becoming a national tradition of the Swedes.
    And this is something like family ghosts. Someone has the ghost of Morrisville Castle, some have the shadow of Hamlet's father, and some have Russian submarines. wink Why are they worse than the Loch Ness monster?
  31. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 30
    Deja vu. Sweden is again looking for a “foreign submarine” off its coast
    Let Stockholm look at the museums of the Soviet submarine which sat on stones in Sweden.
  32. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 38
    Comrades Shoigu! Give these Swedes some decommissioned submarine already! Already got sad ...
    1. +1
      9 June 2016 16: 53
      Precisely, buy some inflatable in the Children's World and release somewhere in the water area of ​​Stockholm. Let then, as the British write, they managed to find the latest Russian inflatable submarine as a result of high qualification and the highest level of coordination of all NATO maritime services
  33. +4
    9 June 2016 16: 46
    "The Swedes are again looking for a submarine off their shores." What? They lost her again ?? They said to them: it is necessary to tie!
  34. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 51
    Surely NATO is crawling along the bottom. Looking for new members. Mows under the Russians, and the member almost believed. Soon they will write on the underwater Swedish reefs "Putin was here"
  35. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 54
    We have taken measures, including immersion. A trace was found in the area of ​​the exercise at the bottom.

    Dogs did not try to start up on the trail?
  36. +7
    9 June 2016 16: 55
    - See the Russian submarine?
    - No.
    - And I do not see. And she is!
  37. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 58
    Look for Olaf! She has to blow! ................ Old folk Scandinavian epic.
  38. +1
    9 June 2016 16: 59
    It's like A.S. Pushkin. - "33 heroes in scales like the heat of grief" are bypassed by patrol!
  39. +1
    9 June 2016 17: 01
    Something is floating in the water - there is no other way to be trouble. (popular Swedish proverb) wink
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  42. +1
    9 June 2016 17: 43
    This is their hereditary idiocy.
  43. 0
    9 June 2016 18: 55
    "F-5 fighter of the Swiss Air Force crashed near an air base in the north of the Netherlands, reports Reuters, citing local television.
    According to the agency, the pilot of the crashed plane was not injured. "


    Also wanted to participate in the capture of the submarine?
  44. +1
    9 June 2016 19: 12
    Sweden is again looking for a "foreign submarine" off its coast

    There is nothing for the cat to do, so it licks under the tail. laughing
    We are talking about the fact that some of the participants in the maneuvers thought that a periscope was visible above the water.

    When it seems, it is necessary to be baptized! laughing
    A trace was discovered at the bottom of the training area.

    And what are the submarines crawling along the bottom? belay laughing
  45. +1
    9 June 2016 19: 17
    Yes, it's just that our ship modellers have fun, by analogy with aerocopters. Well, God forbid, let them seek, they have a lot of money.
  46. +1
    9 June 2016 19: 38
    Quote: roadsmell
    Hunting for ducks was stopped due to the appearance of ducks. what
  47. +1
    9 June 2016 19: 44
    For the umpteenth time, they are again looking for themselves confused ... Well, how is it necessary during the exercises ... to chuckle ... they say "help" ...
  48. 0
    9 June 2016 19: 55
    fucking mockery. It is strange why our Foreign Ministry does not exploit this insanity. You can troll nerds to infinity.
    1. 0
      9 June 2016 22: 32
      TASS was tired of commenting. He wants to sleep.
  49. 0
    9 June 2016 20: 25
    Ek pushed them. The Russian submarine, which the search equipment does not detect, has imagined. And which crawls along the bottom and burrows itself into the ground. wassat
    1. 0
      9 June 2016 21: 32
      About the Russian submarine is not said ... It may well be NATO. Damn the teachings in the Baltic. Maybe the Americans decided to check the Swedes for lice?
  50. 0
    9 June 2016 20: 29
    From the dictionary: "Persecution delirium is a mental disorder, the sufferer of which is unreasonably convinced that a certain person or group of persons is pursuing him: spying, plotting to harm, rob, kill ... Neighbors, colleagues, a secret organization can act as persecutors. government, etc. Persecution delirium can also cause distrust, isolation, self-isolation, attacks of aggression in the patient. Patients with this form of delusion do not consider themselves unhealthy and lose the ability to critically perceive their delusions. and they were really persecuted, so the facts they present always need to be verified. "
  51. 0
    9 June 2016 21: 13
    Friend, don’t come near, there are traces here...as I ask my brother... There was a trash can there, and in the entrance there was a woman smoking... Pure mimino :)))
  52. 0
    9 June 2016 21: 14
    Very similar to the Ukrainian syndrome.
    Russians are everywhere.
  53. 0
    9 June 2016 21: 18
    Swedes - you don’t seem to be Dutch. Or do you also smoke something?
  54. 0
    9 June 2016 22: 22
    Well, our guys screwed up again, the submarine crawled along the bottom correctly, according to the regulations, but they forgot to wipe away the mark on the bottom with brooms, but I warned you....
  55. 0
    10 June 2016 01: 03
    We found a trace of last year's search for who knows what. On the other hand, why does the robot need a periscope? I came and listened to what they were doing during the exercises, checked it with a picture from space, realized that the “children” were amusing themselves with nonsense and left, but left a trace so that they could play more intensely.
  56. 0
    10 June 2016 01: 19
    This is just preparation for war. This is how bourgeois democracy functions. No one doubts anymore that there are 1000 million Russians and they are already walking, sailing, flying.

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