The chief military prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, Admiral Alexander Vitko "is hiding from the Ukrainian investigating authorities"

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Chief Military Prosecutor of Ukraine Anatoly Matios announced that the GWP "repeatedly called" the commander of the Black Sea fleet Russian Admiral Alexander Vitko "for interrogation." It is allegedly about three times a call from the Ukrainian military prosecutors. Matios wrote about this on his page in Facebook:
Vitko, commander of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia, deliberately and groundlessly, which is quite natural, evades the appearance of an investigator on call, hides from investigative bodies and the court in order to evade criminal responsibility, is on a state wanted list and is located in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine.


The chief military prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, Admiral Alexander Vitko "is hiding from the Ukrainian investigating authorities"


The statement of the Ukrainian official pulls on the next award "Absurd of the Year", because Matios himself says that Vitko "is on the territory of Ukraine" and at the same time declares that "the admiral has disappeared." But if the leadership of the GUVP seriously considers the Crimea and Sevastopol to be the territory of Ukraine, then why isn’t it coming to “charge” Admiral Vitko personally? ..

Recall that the other day, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine Lutsenko said that against Alexander Vitko and several hundreds of Russian sailors will soon begin judicial hearings, and that Vitko will be found guilty and his property will be confiscated.

It must be that in the Russian Black Sea Fleet Matios and Lutsenko, who are “coming for a confiscation procedure”, are looking forward to ...
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  1. +54
    1 June 2016 07: 13
    Matios wrote about this on his Facebook page:
    It seems that this p.i.d.u.r.o.k in twitter with his "squirrel" communicates laughing... so be prompt prompt address RUSSIA !!! Sevastopol Voronin St. Headquarters of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia ... tel. (0692) 54-53-66 ..
    1. +28
      1 June 2016 07: 21
      So after all, they invited them to the Crimea for interrogation, that they didn’t come, they don’t know the way? Or is Mr. Matios afraid that he will send employees, and they will live there?
      1. +11
        1 June 2016 08: 02
        So let's at least meet in Odessa .. The called person will appear together with a lawyer and a witness ... Black Sea Fleet ..
        1. WKS
          +5
          1 June 2016 10: 57
          Quote: dmi.pris
          So let's at least meet in Odessa .. The called person will appear together with a lawyer and a witness ... Black Sea Fleet ..

          It is possible in Kiev, the width and depth of the Dnieper allow part of the fleet to go there. It is necessary for this Bandera, who occupies an armchair in Kiev, to write the agenda correctly and approve it with the authorities. And that’s it, Vitko will soon come to the challenge. And the Russian army will also come by land, see how and why ... there.
      2. +31
        1 June 2016 08: 32
        But if the leadership of the GVPU seriously considers Crimea and Sevastopol to be the territory of Ukraine, then why doesn’t it come there to “bring charges” to Admiral Vitko personally? ..
      3. +2
        1 June 2016 12: 44
        Quote: USSR 1971
        So after all, they invited them to the Crimea for interrogation, that they didn’t come, they don’t know the way?

        others will come to kuev soon
        1. 0
          1 June 2016 21: 11
          And the Minister of Defense too
      4. +1
        1 June 2016 21: 03
        "Prosecutor" to ward No. 6 to "Napoleon".
    2. +9
      1 June 2016 07: 25
      Quote: Black
      so be prompt address
      How did king Leonid answer the Persians? Molon Labe... So let these Ukrainian prosecutorial idiots come and take, and in "glands and without shoulder straps" take the Russian admiral to prison. Ali is weak?
      Interestingly, and they on the phone, like collectors, are trying to get the Commander of the Chechen Federation Maybe they call at night: "Zradnyk, appear in court! Otherwise, it will be rotten!" smile
      1. +13
        1 June 2016 07: 48
        It seems that the whole of Ukraine was covered by a cloud of moronism.
        Debility, debility (from lat. Debilis - “weak”) - the weakest degree of mental retardation due to developmental delay or organic brain damage
        1. +1
          1 June 2016 11: 39
          I agree. How much he thought: okay, Sashko Bily and his state-owned company Bandera-bandits, and the rest also maidanulis? Or the handwriting that they are God's elect, how are the builders of the Egyptian pyamids!
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    3. +57
      1 June 2016 07: 35
      The statement of the Ukrainian official draws for the next award "Absurdity of the Year"
      Yes, there all this Svidomo brothers are absurd goda.Minutka humora.Notolknulsya one Ukrainian linguistic site. Mind-making live! They create, so to speak, the most melodic and beautiful language in the galaxy right on their knees. So interesting! Did you know that the @ (at) dog is a ravlik in Ukrainian? Is hosting a pristine? And in the course, what is thrust in? AND? Well, try to guess! I could not. And this is "advanced"! So here it is: a stuck-in lad is an advanced kid in ours! Isn't that wonderful? And how scary the gossip of koristuvach sounds! Horror! An accomplice of someone in something terrible! Who is this really? And this is ... tadam! User's manual!

      I give a few words that delighted me amazed amused:
      the key is the jogger
      computer - obchislyuvach (!!!!!) (in theory it cheats something, but "slobber" spoils everything)))
      a sandwich - nakladenets (well, everything is simple, put it - a sandwich!)
      mobile communication - oversubscribed
      display - shame, smooth surface
      business - bribe (probably without bribes anywhere)
      CD-Rom - Circled
      OK - Gorazd (that's so simple and tasteful)
      a vacuum cleaner is a powder cleaner (and it seems that something is connected with Poroshenko)
      brainstorming - a cerebral seizure (what we have is an assault, then they have an attack (diarrhea?))
      Sausage - gamseliti (damn, even translated it !!!)
      artificial intelligence - piece rosum (intelligence is a rare thing, piece)
      login - enter, register (login - sign up)
      Screen saver
      trash - crap (here I did not understand what the joke is)
      hard drive (they have it! Learn a lot about the Russian language!) - record
      ambassador - an embassy (here again I did not understand. Like the Russian word "ambassador", and the "embassy" is Ukrainian?)
      internet is nice (Class !!!)
      Cheburashka - dibilyatko (how cute, isn't it)
      1. +4
        1 June 2016 07: 51
        Quote: vovanpain
        Yes there all this Svidomo brethren absurdity of the year

        seems to have been trained by English scientists laughing
      2. +9
        1 June 2016 08: 28
        Quote: vovanpain internet is nice (Class !!!)

        Add.
        Sexy maniac-pisyunkovy wickedness.
        1. 0
          1 June 2016 18: 05
          not - pisyushnaya evil :)))
      3. +2
        1 June 2016 08: 28
        Quote: vovanpain
        Cheburashka - dibilyatko (how cute, isn't it)

        But have "BURATINO" been translated or not yet! laughing
        1. +4
          1 June 2016 10: 08
          Pinocchio in Turkic:
          Saksaul batyr .. wink
          Terminator, respectively - armature batyr.
      4. 0
        1 June 2016 09: 53
        CD-Rom - Circled


        Curious. And what does a vinyl record sound like?
        1. +1
          1 June 2016 15: 28
          Quote: Pereira
          Curious. And what does a vinyl record sound like?

          dizzy))))
    4. +8
      1 June 2016 07: 39
      Really. (Sorry for the French)
    5. +3
      1 June 2016 07: 42
      He, like a true crest, wants him to buy tickets to Sevastopol and pay for a taxi.
      Once a ukrochelovek (after all, they derive themselves as the most ancient kind of people, more ancient than Neanderthals and Pithecanthropus !? laughing ), you need to contribute, buy-pay, let them come, try to interrogate arrest ... wassat
      Or let them wait for us to come to them ...
      1. +3
        1 June 2016 07: 54
        Quote: Skif83
        Once a ukrochelovek (after all, they derive themselves as the most ancient kind of people, more ancient than Neanderthals and Pithecanthropus !?

        scientists recreated his image. now they are back to their ancestor
    6. +4
      1 June 2016 07: 43
      Or maybe Admiral Vitko doesn't even know about the "seriousness" of the situation? The commander, a busy man, the secretariat received a summons - neighing and thrown away. Such "powerful" papers must be handed over personally! wassat
    7. +5
      1 June 2016 08: 14
      With Lutsenko or something thumped on the eve!? Something they both took care of at the same time about our Commander! Apparently the Prosecutor General, an alcoholic in the present and a convict in the past, did not think of anything new how to publicize himself by announcing that he would arrest the RF Black Sea Fleet Commander so that the Svidomo splattered all the sidewalks with delight - that’s such a cool new Prosecutor General! But both have a sense of fear - they didn’t raise the bar above, they stopped only at Vitko, and surnames such as Gerasimov, Shoigu and Putin were left out of brackets ... Sensible people, it turns out, Lutsenko and Matios! laughing
    8. +1
      1 June 2016 08: 41
      and what else to communicate with, some do not listen, others have turned away and others do not cut finances to the "prosecutor"
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    10. +1
      1 June 2016 08: 51
      I do not think that Matios does not understand his idiotic position where the maydanut power put him. So what to do? His new boss, Lutsenko’s generally inadequate, has already begun cleaning in his department. belay
    11. Dam
      +1
      1 June 2016 09: 20
      Independence - a disease of the brain transmitted through Svidomo, sometimes complicated by pan-head
    12. +1
      1 June 2016 10: 27
      Whatever the aunts would entertain, if only they would not cry!
  2. +4
    1 June 2016 07: 13
    Let him go to him in Sevastopol. In my opinion, he is a hero from the movie - "Dumb is even dumber".
    1. +8
      1 June 2016 07: 28
      Vitko with a personal escort goes to the interrogation in Kiev ... smile... interesting Matios interrogate or time to escape? laughing
  3. +9
    1 June 2016 07: 14
    Well, what to take from the wretched. Even commenting is not interesting. So they are tired!
    1. +4
      1 June 2016 07: 47
      No, well, they removed from the prosecutor's office (good or bad - it doesn't matter) a person with at least a higher legal education. They legalized the candidacy of a former prisoner with a criminal record and without a "tower" and are happy. "Oh, tse, legitimize!" So it's time to change Matios to Lyashko.
      In general, there are no limits to this circus and the propaganda of madness. Ukraine - where did you get it? Who rules you - HORROR!
  4. +12
    1 June 2016 07: 16
    Matios, follow the instructions and you will see not only the portal to Europe, but also the Crimea wassat
    1. +5
      1 June 2016 08: 10
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      portal to Europe

      I looked, I looked ... The portal did not open, I wanted to eat current. request
      Probably the portal is only for reference Ukrainian. sad
  5. +6
    1 June 2016 07: 18
    It's time for Vitko to appear on the raid of Odessa ... To "Potemkin" with the main caliber wink
    1. +2
      1 June 2016 07: 48
      Yes. Launch a salvo from the main gun and then capture: telegraph, telephone, mail, train stations, etc.
  6. +3
    1 June 2016 07: 18
    Putin has not yet been summoned for interrogation?
    1. +1
      1 June 2016 07: 49
      He has been hiding since 2014.
      The investigation is conducted by the SBU, and personally controls Nuland.
    2. +1
      1 June 2016 13: 22
      Putin is to blame for everything that happens in Ukraine - call for interrogation. Write out an arrest warrant. They, however, understand that they are worthless and miserable, and frankly ask, come, pick us up, deal with our mess. They should get their shit up to their ears. To last forever.
  7. +1
    1 June 2016 07: 20
    "The Chief Military Prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet, Admiral Aleksandr Vitko," is hiding from the Ukrainian investigative bodies. "

    What a nightmare! Well, come and get it. If you can, of course ...
  8. +5
    1 June 2016 07: 22
    a bad example is apparently contagious, at first the Yankees, under a good sign of the fight against world terrorism, drug and weapons mafia, on far-fetched grounds by the CIA and the FBI, seize foreign citizens around the world, take them out and judge them according to American pseudo-laws, then blackmailing the governments of the convicted states, now ukrofemida has taken up this practice ... but it's time to stop such lawlessness and frankly give it to the hands, and better on the head, especially zealous "thieves" ...
  9. +1
    1 June 2016 07: 23
    And such degenerates occupy important posts in Ukraine, he himself believes in what he is talking about. It’s very bad to see there with adequate people.
  10. +2
    1 June 2016 07: 24
    Did you come to his house? Che relatives say? laughing
  11. +1
    1 June 2016 07: 27
    The theater of the absurd continues! What will happen next????
  12. 0
    1 June 2016 07: 30
    No matter how ukroorganans had to hide themselves ...
  13. 0
    1 June 2016 07: 34
    Quote: Spartanez300
    Looks really bad there with adequate people.

    What do you. Much worse. They caused a 2 percent GDP growth
    1. +2
      1 June 2016 07: 56
      They caused a call, only this one will not come.
  14. +2
    1 June 2016 07: 37
    It is necessary to introduce a rule in Ukraine "Criminals, we are looking for you, and we even know where you are, but we will not come for you, come yourself, and if you do not come, we will not follow you anyway, and we will wait for you for now. do not come knowing that you will not come "
  15. +2
    1 June 2016 07: 40
    And the truth is not funny. People need to be treated. Massive paranoid obsessive psychosis. Yesterday I watched the program: The right to vote. So even no words, only emotions.
  16. +11
    1 June 2016 07: 44
    Madhouse continues!
  17. +9
    1 June 2016 07: 45
    Don't hinder people from working and showing their courage! Again Lutsenko said "fas" Matios answered "yes"!
    31 May Prosecutor General of Ukraine Lutsenko publicly(! ??) In the GPU will call more than 700 traitors to Ukraine in the Crimea. Crimean deputies and officials, the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia and the rest of the leadership of the military formations, which sided with the Russian Federation during the annexation of the peninsula, will receive summons for interrogation at the GPU tomorrow. He is charged with the 111 article "High treason". Even ordered tomorrow special issue of “Voices of Ukraine”in which according to 727 people will be printed the first of two summons required by law. And this is just the beginning: Yurik has a lot of plans - so many people need to be transplanted, mother, do not worry !!!
    1. +6
      1 June 2016 07: 50
      Quote: Egoza
      On May 31, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine Lutsenko publicly (! ??) will call the GPU more than 700 traitors to Ukraine in Crimea.

      We were not going to attack
    2. HAM
      +4
      1 June 2016 08: 05
      And if they all appear at once, with "personal property" ?? Lutsenka will not get sick?
    3. +1
      1 June 2016 09: 57
      After the list is published, the train must be sent after them.
      700 people will plunge into him and go to Kukuev to issue a confession.
      But before boarding it is necessary to check everyone, otherwise it will not be clear who will make it unclear what in Kukuev.
      1. +1
        1 June 2016 12: 49
        Quote: Pereira
        But before boarding it is necessary to check everyone, otherwise it will not be clear who will make it unclear what in Kukuev.
  18. +2
    1 June 2016 07: 54
    Vitko, commander of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia, deliberately and groundlessly, which is quite natural, evades the appearance of an investigator on call, hides from investigative bodies and the court in order to evade criminal responsibility, is on a state wanted list and is located in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine.
    And you ask Avakov to get his Crimean parasites Vitko. Or liberate the "temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine". What, neither this, nor this does not work? Then to the hospital, there the doctors will probably help you.
    1. +1
      1 June 2016 13: 04
      Quote: LÄRZ
      And you ask Avakov. So that his Crimean parasites Vitko get it.

      The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, Arsen Avakov, who retained his post after the top government change, said that Kiev is developing a work plan for the “patrol police” on the territory of “special districts of Donetsk and Lugansk regions” (this is what the DPR and the LPR in Kiev call) also in the Crimea.

      so that's what it was all intended for laughing and yesterday we racked our brains ... laughing
  19. +2
    1 June 2016 08: 09
    Could have come yourself, all the words and words, brains with fat swam
  20. UVB
    +6
    1 June 2016 08: 22
    Ukrainian investigators wishing to communicate with the “Black Sea Fleet” hiding from the investigating authorities should contact the following coordinates -

    second and fourth saturday
    9: 00 - 11: 00
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Lenin, house 9
    tel .: (8692) 59-90-83

    first and third friday
    15: 00 - 17: 00
    tel .: (0692) 54-31-74
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Voronina, d. 2
    tel .: (8692) 54-20-16

    first and third Wednesday
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Sovetskaya, d. 4
    tel .: (8692) 54-24-13

    first and fourth Wednesday
    16: 00 - 18: 00
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Nakhimova, d. 2
    tel .: (8692) 59-91-78

    first and third tuesday
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Lermontova, d. 12
    tel .: (8692) 54-93-07

    Tuesday and Thursday
    10: 00 - 13: 00
    14: 00 - 17: 30
    Russian Federation, Sevastopol,
    st. Nakhimova, d. 7, Department (for work with citizens, public reception of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation) of the Black Sea Fleet
    tel .: (8692) 59-90-83

    Source: http://rusnext.ru/news/1464680897
    1. +4
      1 June 2016 08: 42
      Quote: UVB
      Ukrainian investigators wishing to communicate with the “Black Sea Fleet” hiding from the investigating authorities should contact the following coordinates -
      Have with you: a cup-spoon, a change of linen and personal hygiene products. laughing
      1. +1
        1 June 2016 10: 10
        Quote: novobranets
        Have with you: a cup-spoon, a change of linen and personal hygiene products.

        Not - this is a set for police reporting.
        I think Vaseline will be enough for a visit to the sailors.
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      3. +1
        1 June 2016 15: 34
        Quote: novobranets
        Have with you: a cup-spoon, a change of linen and personal hygiene products.

        slippers and pajamas. a straitjacket, if necessary, will be issued on the spot, in a medical institution, drug dispensary
  21. +3
    1 June 2016 08: 23
    [quote] [.... and his property will be confiscated. / quote]
    Here the main idea passes by as a red thread - to squeeze out property and to pull away, each non-immigrant has his own business.
  22. +2
    1 June 2016 08: 24
    Sincerely sorry for these people. Language is an expression of consciousness. In coherent speech, the difference between humans and animals.
  23. +2
    1 June 2016 08: 33
    so it is necessary to call these dunce-Lutsenko and Matios identity ..troll .. judge and wanted angry , straight solder serious solder, otherwise the bumper will miss a thread somewhere
  24. +3
    1 June 2016 08: 39
    The commander of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia, Vitko, intentionally and unreasonably, which is quite logical, evades the appearance of the call of the investigator, fled from the investigating authorities and the court in order to evade criminal liability, put on the state wanted list and is located in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine.
    laughing laughing laughingWell, comedians. From the morning you read, laugh, and for the whole day a cheerful mood. good
  25. +1
    1 June 2016 08: 49
    Just to blurt out something. What if they get worried. Typical Ukrainian nature.
  26. +1
    1 June 2016 08: 54
    matios yes you, like all the other maydaunas, didn’t lag behind, but in some places surpassed the others by fool ... gee-gee-gee laughing
  27. 0
    1 June 2016 09: 00
    In dill, this is strict. Biden, too, is hiding in the states, in the temporarily occupied territory, otherwise he would have been completely robbed. For the non-delivery of lethal weapons. Frightened, bastard. But dill has long not only arms, but also tongues.
  28. 0
    1 June 2016 09: 03
    The chief military prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, Admiral Alexander Vitko "is hiding from the Ukrainian investigating authorities"


    On his, Matios, uniform jacket, which is in the photo, one inscription needs to be replaced with "stupid man".
  29. 0
    1 June 2016 09: 14
    I think Mr. Admiral is aware of all this haemorrhoids and will accept (Mr.) the prosecutor in Odessa as it should be on guardhouse)))
  30. +1
    1 June 2016 09: 20
    Theater of the absurd ... And I have a question on the topic:
    At what time Zhukov appeared in Berlin for questioning at 45 meters, otherwise the gisapo sent him four years of summons ...
  31. 0
    1 June 2016 09: 27
    The Psaki affair lives on!
    Her "brain" will not die!
    Ukraine and Psaki are twins ..... what relatives!
    Looks like when the liver was distributed, something was mixed in them! bully
  32. +2
    1 June 2016 09: 42
    he would be glad, but he is not allowed to leave work laughing
  33. 0
    1 June 2016 09: 52
    And if the mountain does not go to Magomed, then it’s probably time to come to the “carpet” to the mountain yourself! Ali is weak? In the end, who needs it then? laughing
  34. 0
    1 June 2016 10: 00
    Vitko, commander of the Black Sea Fleet of Russia, deliberately and groundlessly, which is quite natural, evades the appearance of an investigator on call, hides from investigative bodies and the court in order to evade criminal responsibility, is on a state wanted list and is located in the temporarily occupied territory of Ukraine.
    Well, send bailiffs after him ...
    So to say, bring to the investigator forcibly ...
    How I want to see me on this ...
  35. +1
    1 June 2016 10: 36
    I don’t understand something. According to Gunpowder, Ukraine has the strongest army in Europe, the new most professional police force, the most powerful ally behind it, the most ancient history ... And Russia, like a stub of the Tatar-Mongol yoke, is about to collapse, the economy is in tatters, the army is scattering. .. What prevents you from simply coming and arresting, especially "almost the entire occupied Crimea" against Putin?
    They dug up the Black Sea, but is it lazy to arrest one person?
  36. +1
    1 June 2016 10: 55
    Which country are such and prosecutors. Those who live in Ukraine do not laugh at the circus.
  37. 0
    1 June 2016 11: 14
    He also sent them three times,
  38. 0
    1 June 2016 11: 41
    She laughed heartily)))) What is in their head ???????? Even the Volkovsky hero of the Scarecrow was even smarter. Or is it just such moral pressure? After all, they understand that such an absurdity is not feasible. Or really do not understand ????
  39. 0
    1 June 2016 11: 52
    "... evades the appearance when summoned by the investigator ..."
    Yeah, schyaz! Pahan Vitko with pasans will come to the interpretation.
  40. +1
    1 June 2016 11: 53
    And with what a binge, the Ukrainian military prosecutor’s office calls on the Russian military?
  41. +1
    1 June 2016 12: 04
    It seems to me that this gentleman eats LSD for breakfast ...
  42. 0
    1 June 2016 12: 17
    The chief military prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation, Admiral Alexander Vitko "is hiding from the Ukrainian investigating authorities"

    And why should you clatter your mouth with a jaw ...
    "Come and Take" (c) angry
  43. +1
    1 June 2016 12: 19
    This is already becoming their tradition. Then they called Shoigu, now Vitko ... Well, they don’t come to their senses and don’t want to turn on the brain.

    Although ... But let us also "dream" that we will take and arrest and shoot the top of the junta? Why not? Wo, it will be fun!

    That's really got it. Although why idiots pay attention.
  44. +2
    1 June 2016 12: 22
    Quote: vovanpain
    The statement of the Ukrainian official draws for the next award "Absurdity of the Year"
    Yes, there all this Svidomo brothers are absurd goda.Minutka humora.Notolknulsya one Ukrainian linguistic site. Mind-making live! They create, so to speak, the most melodic and beautiful language in the galaxy right on their knees. So interesting! Did you know that the @ (at) dog is a ravlik in Ukrainian? Is hosting a pristine? And in the course, what is thrust in? AND? Well, try to guess! I could not. And this is "advanced"! So here it is: a stuck-in lad is an advanced kid in ours! Isn't that wonderful? And how scary the gossip of koristuvach sounds! Horror! An accomplice of someone in something terrible! Who is this really? And this is ... tadam! User's manual!

    I give a few words that delighted me amazed amused:
    the key is the jogger
    computer - obchislyuvach (!!!!!) (in theory it cheats something, but "slobber" spoils everything)))
    a sandwich - nakladenets (well, everything is simple, put it - a sandwich!)
    mobile communication - oversubscribed
    display - shame, smooth surface
    business - bribe (probably without bribes anywhere)
    CD-Rom - Circled
    OK - Gorazd (that's so simple and tasteful)
    a vacuum cleaner is a powder cleaner (and it seems that something is connected with Poroshenko)
    brainstorming - a cerebral seizure (what we have is an assault, then they have an attack (diarrhea?))
    Sausage - gamseliti (damn, even translated it !!!)
    artificial intelligence - piece rosum (intelligence is a rare thing, piece)
    login - enter, register (login - sign up)
    Screen saver
    trash - crap (here I did not understand what the joke is)
    hard drive (they have it! Learn a lot about the Russian language!) - record
    ambassador - an embassy (here again I did not understand. Like the Russian word "ambassador", and the "embassy" is Ukrainian?)
    internet is nice (Class !!!)
    Cheburashka - dibilyatko (how cute, isn't it)

    I sat down by the scribbler, looked at the shame, and there the spoiler looked! But I need to play, I had to enter an inscription and press much, the recording started. I inserted the disk into the circle and went into the lash. The whole piece mind of the world opened up to shame! laughing go crazy!
    1. 0
      1 June 2016 15: 37
      Quote: mark_rod
      I sat down by the scribbler, looked at the shame, and there the spoiler looked! But I need to play, I had to enter an inscription and press much, the recording started. I inserted the disk into the circle and went into the lash. The whole piece mind of the world opened up to shame! go crazy!

      you can safely go to translators in mov laughing left their letters to master laughing
  45. 0
    1 June 2016 13: 12
    We would be glad that he "still" has not appeared!
    And then the hour is crazy, and will come to Kiev on the very property that they had gathered to confiscate, taking with them another person involved in a high-profile case, who was also called to Kiev;)
  46. 0
    1 June 2016 21: 09
    "The Chief Military Prosecutor of Ukraine Matios said that the commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet, Admiral Aleksandr Vitko," is hiding from the Ukrainian investigative bodies. "
    - No, well, straight, I didn’t say, but I turned it into a puddle, honestly. And since when does the "elephant" have to "hide" from the "cockroach"?
  47. 0
    2 June 2016 04: 25
    PValery53
    - Not, well, I didn’t say it straight, but I turned it into a puddle, chesslovo.

    Not! Well, that's right! He thinks that Vitko is hiding in a submarine bully
  48. 0
    2 June 2016 23: 09
    As one very famous and very intelligent person said: "... well," stupid people "b ... b."
  49. 0
    3 June 2016 10: 32
    Honestly, I don’t even know what to write about this, there are simply no words. I don’t understand how to evaluate it - either idiocy, or sayings of a madman. And if he’s crazy, then what’s the prosecutor’s office, and even the military one?