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Avakov creates the "Ukrainian patrol police" for ... Donetsk, Lugansk and Crimea

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The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, Arsen Avakov, who retained his post after the top government change, said that Kiev is developing a work plan for the “patrol police” on the territory of “special districts of Donetsk and Lugansk regions” (this is what the DPR and the LPR in Kiev call) also in the Crimea.


Avakov creates the "Ukrainian patrol police" for ... Donetsk, Lugansk and Crimea


Attention is drawn to the fact that reports on this issue Avakov first publishes not on the official portal of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, but on his page in Facebook:
Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta are six cities in Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work! We have not yet decided on the launch dates, but we are preparing the deployment and calculations.


This statement Avakov ridiculed even Ukrainian users who are aware that "the patrol police in Yalta and Sevastopol," stationed somewhere in the area of ​​Kiev Maidan - this is really funny.

From the comments of Avakov's subscribers on Facebook.

Alexander Chuperka (Kiev):
They gave us another reason for RussTV.


Alex Smith (Kiev):
I understand to work in the deep underground)


Recall that Ukraine has already created "the authorities of the Crimea" (outside the Crimea itself). And what do these bodies do besides the actual assistance to the Dzhemilev-Chubarov-Islyamov terrorist cell? Kiev itself cannot really answer.
Photos used:
https://www.facebook.com/arsen.avakov
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  1. Berserks
    Berserks 31 May 2016 15: 54
    +7
    Policemen of the 21st century!
    1. Thrall
      Thrall 31 May 2016 15: 56
      +37
      Well, then, the OSCE police mission in the Donbass is not needed then. laughing
      1. Major Yurik
        Major Yurik 31 May 2016 16: 17
        +11
        Why, he gathered his pedophilic party and appointed him to the Crimea as policemen. There, the governor, the prosecutor of Crimea, wandering around Khreshchatyk, not counting the Turkish-minded ushlopkov. All this shnyaga intensively goes to teleportation courses in space, otherwise they will not let him into Crimea. negative
        1. bocsman
          bocsman 31 May 2016 16: 26
          +12
          It reminds visitors of the pederast of the bar, only there was not enough money for the skin!
          1. potroshenko
            potroshenko 31 May 2016 16: 29
            +6
            Obviously senility has no boundaries.
            1. Tatyana
              Tatyana 31 May 2016 17: 15
              +5
              Yeah! Police beast Avakov really knows how to "cut" the Ukrainian Budget in their favor!
              And it’s not for nothing that even Saakashvili accused Avakov of corruption and called him a Thief!

              1. Karasik
                Karasik 31 May 2016 21: 04
                +1
                Quote: Tatiana
                And it’s not for nothing that even Saakashvili accused Avakov of corruption and called him a Thief!

                Cool video, thanks, Tatyana! Interestingly, Avakov got a glass, and if so, in whom?
                But seriously - so that they all ate each other there! Bloodsuckers!
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            3. nadezhiva
              nadezhiva 31 May 2016 20: 07
              +5
              Quote: potroshenko
              Obviously senility has no boundaries.
              Some kind of deja vu. A year ago, they "ordered" to create an ukromilitsiya in Crimea.
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        3. Thrall
          Thrall 31 May 2016 16: 41
          +7
          Quote: Major Yurik
          Why, he gathered his pedophilic party and appointed him to the Crimea as policemen. There, the governor, the prosecutor of Crimea, wandering around Khreshchatyk, not counting the Turkish-minded ushlopkov.

          Another sheriff Pedalik roams there laughing
          1. Lukich
            Lukich 31 May 2016 16: 53
            +1
            Quote: Thrall
            Another sheriff Pedalik roams there

            rumor is coming and customs with the Pagrans will go underground to Khreschatyk
          2. your1970
            your1970 31 May 2016 20: 43
            +1
            and the back row is really choking with laughter, the Rabbit has already puffed out his cheeks ...
      2. Imigrantt
        Imigrantt 31 May 2016 16: 30
        +9
        WAITING FOR CRIMEA WITH PATIENCE !!!!
      3. Observer2014
        Observer2014 31 May 2016 16: 43
        +5
        "Avakov creates" Ukrainian patrol police "for ... Donetsk, Lugansk and Crimea"
        Krutyak! And can you already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?! repeat
        1. VOLCHOXURAL
          VOLCHOXURAL 31 May 2016 16: 56
          +1
          Quote: Observer2014
          ! And you can already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?!

          Yeah, there’s the one on his left, behind his shoulder, I’d use her best ...pushed would patrol repeat
          1. Vasyan1971
            Vasyan1971 31 May 2016 19: 40
            0
            Quote: VOLCHONOKSURALA
            Quote: Observer2014
            ! And you can already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?!

            Yeah, there’s the one on his left, behind his shoulder, I’d use her best ...pushed would patrol repeat

            And Avakov has a different opinion on this matter ...
    2. Karasik
      Karasik 31 May 2016 16: 00
      +3
      A deep underground patrol police ... However !!! But why did he publish their pictures? That's it, Avakov’s police mission failed!
      1. captain
        captain 31 May 2016 16: 23
        +1
        The circus left, the clowns remained.
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    4. siberalt
      siberalt 31 May 2016 16: 05
      +5
      And what a good excuse for men - patrolmen. If the wife asks where she was hanging around all night, you can answer, but I was on duty in Sevastopol yesterday evening. Do not believe me, ask Avakov laughing
      1. enot73
        enot73 31 May 2016 16: 21
        +6
        Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta - six cities of Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work
        On the territory of Russia, they have already tried to organize the Nazi police. The end of these "policemen" was inglorious (photo below).
    5. Oleg Lavrov
      Oleg Lavrov 31 May 2016 16: 14
      +1
      Well ... come ... NARROWS !! Let's look at your ability to conspire ... from you, for a kilometer, it pulls shit and fat, so that the underground will not work!
    6. Lord of the Sith
      Lord of the Sith 31 May 2016 16: 21
      +15
      Message from Eduard Basruin:
      "It became known about 15 killed and wounded Ukrainian security forces per day. The continuation of the fighting led to new losses among Ukrainian servicemen. Losses were suffered by parts of the 58th brigade: the 13th and 16th battalions. As a result, 5 people died in the 13th battalion. and more than ten dead and wounded in the 16th battalion. "
    7. Finches
      Finches 31 May 2016 16: 28
      +3
      Now the popular Chanson song in Ukraine will be more relevant to sound like this:

      "Hey, pi .. ok, don't give me time ...! laughing
    8. 4ekist
      4ekist 1 June 2016 21: 15
      0
      Clown, in a word.
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  3. Berserks
    Berserks 31 May 2016 15: 55
    +1
    In the Crimea?! Funny joke, dill! laughing
    1. Thrall
      Thrall 31 May 2016 16: 07
      +12
      smile Savchenko arrived in the Verkhovna Rada today at 7:00 and was surprised that the deputies had not yet begun to work.
      She was extremely surprised that the deputies began work so late (at 10:00). According to her, everything is different in the army.
      Nadia awaits the arrival of other deputies and drinks coffee near the Rada building. Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.
      And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs laughing
      1. Thrall
        Thrall 31 May 2016 16: 16
        +4
        Nadia is already smoking in Rada laughing
        1. HAM
          HAM 31 May 2016 16: 45
          +7
          Just like a "push" in the camera .. a habit, however.
        2. Lukich
          Lukich 31 May 2016 18: 35
          +2
          Quote: Thrall
          Nadia is already smoking in Rada
      2. brasist
        brasist 31 May 2016 16: 19
        +6
        And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

        A little more and mastered the palm ...
      3. midivan
        midivan 31 May 2016 16: 28
        +6
        Quote: Thrall
        Nadia awaits the arrival of other deputies and drinks coffee near the Rada building. Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.
        and that in the parliament do not let her in when there is no one there? laughing Does anyone know her mail? wanted to fellow hi through her to convey to Sasha Biloma
      4. Homo
        Homo 31 May 2016 16: 54
        +3
        Quote: Thrall
        And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

        Gopnik’s habits cannot be eradicated! Or pigs? wink
      5. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 31 May 2016 17: 22
        +5
        Quote: Thrall
        Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.
        And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

        Well, what’s wrong, the woman on the bunks was boggling for two years. Prison habits remain for a long time — in vain, a century of will not to be seen.
        1. Lukich
          Lukich 31 May 2016 18: 37
          +3
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Well, what’s wrong, the woman on the bunks was boggling for two years. Prison habits remain for a long time — in vain, a century of will not to be seen.
    2. tomket
      tomket 31 May 2016 16: 23
      +3
      Quote: Berserks
      In the Crimea?! Funny joke, dill!

      Avakov will upload maps of Crimea, LNR and DNR to GTA, and will be there to patrol and fine)
  4. izya top
    izya top 31 May 2016 15: 59
    +8
    Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions" (as the DPR and LPR are called in Kiev), as well as on the territory of Crimea.
  5. brasist
    brasist 31 May 2016 15: 59
    +2
    A.P. Chekhov with his "Ward No. 6" quietly smokes on the sidelines.
  6. ALABAY45
    ALABAY45 31 May 2016 15: 59
    +2
    Paw Patrol ?! 650 rubles per set ... the other day I gave it to my granddaughter! wink
  7. megafair
    megafair 31 May 2016 15: 59
    +5
    Well, unless he calls "patrolling":
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    2. brasist
      brasist 31 May 2016 16: 12
      +7
      There are already booked places
    3. Fagelov
      Fagelov 31 May 2016 16: 30
      +3
      These "warriors" are the "patrol police service" for the DPR, LPR and the Republic of Crimea. They are already patrolling. We are waiting for "reinforcements".
  8. lukke
    lukke 31 May 2016 16: 01
    +2
    and gay men have PMS in their brains ...
  9. Banishing liberoids
    Banishing liberoids 31 May 2016 16: 02
    +2
    In the photo, a fagot surrounded by imbeciles - how would he behave with bracelets on his wrists, surrounded by our special forces? Surely five times in one minute he would crap in fear.
  10. Shooting
    Shooting 31 May 2016 16: 02
    +5
    The photo looks like the movie "Police Academy". Only there will be many more episodes
  11. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 31 May 2016 16: 05
    +4
    On the territory of Crimea, they face, well, arrest with deportation. I will not vouch for Donetsk and Gorlovka. laughing They can harden strongly, with slight self-mutilation ... Avakov - the whole world will make laugh again. Create a patrol police for the territory of a neighboring state, as well as for areas where you can get a similar cockade right in the face. And then they can shoot, with resistance.
  12. Lieutenant Izhe
    Lieutenant Izhe 31 May 2016 16: 05
    +2
    I believe that Avakov creates ..."TIME PATROL" ! belay
    (over theirs мeccentricities rzhOm all Russia)
  13. Black
    Black 31 May 2016 16: 10
    +1
    This is what life-creating orientation with a person does !!!! God forbid!
  14. rammjager
    rammjager 31 May 2016 16: 10
    +2
    No, but what? fool As they say in Ukraine: “It’s not a smart person with a thoughtful thought.” Damn censorship. This is folklore, not a curse. laughing
  15. Berkut24
    Berkut24 31 May 2016 16: 14
    +3
    Send. There are not enough workers in the Kerch Strait.
  16. Vladimir61
    Vladimir61 31 May 2016 16: 14
    +1
    The Ukrainian ministries in Crimea are already working (underground), the renaming of cities in DLNR has been completed (by decree of the applicant, to the scaffold), why now not start a new project?
  17. Evgen2x
    Evgen2x 31 May 2016 16: 15
    +1
    Saw the loot !!)) With imagination! Still this stupid one needs to throw info that Mars is not patrolled by anyone)
  18. Russia
    Russia 31 May 2016 16: 16
    +1
    Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta are six cities in Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work! We have not yet decided on the launch dates, but we are preparing the deployment and calculations.

    Sick maidanut head does not give rest to his country, and the neighboring ones make laugh!
  19. midivan
    midivan 31 May 2016 16: 17
    +3
    The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Arsen Avakov, who retained his post
    but lost his mind
    stated that Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of Donetsk and Lugansk regions"
    Yeah, only patrol cars take a sho more expensive, where they will rise to the boys
  20. Cananecat
    Cananecat 31 May 2016 16: 18
    +2
    That's what not all loot in the police budget of Ukraine has been mastered.
  21. Dmitry Potapov
    Dmitry Potapov 31 May 2016 16: 24
    +2
    Your Ukrainian patrol police, if they work in Yalta, Sevastopol, then only by mouth or mouth, in short, perform pump functions!
  22. Igor V
    Igor V 31 May 2016 16: 24
    +1
    And what about the Crimea, let them directly patrol Moscow, the same state.
  23. Algetxnumx
    Algetxnumx 31 May 2016 16: 31
    0
    Let it be better for the ass to create the police, D ... B ..!
  24. Tanya
    Tanya 31 May 2016 16: 33
    +4
    The country of Maidania, together with its enchanting rulers, has recently been very similar to another fantasy country - Swabrania.

    Map of Swabrania 1935
  25. iliya87
    iliya87 31 May 2016 16: 33
    +1
    Now some region in Crimea will be renamed as de-communization is in full swing, they will lead these policemen there and say "You see the damned Muscovites! Wipe down! Crimea is ours !!!"
  26. Orionvit
    Orionvit 31 May 2016 16: 41
    0
    Quote: Shooting
    The photo looks like the movie "Police Academy". Only there will be many more episodes

    No, the series will be one, and even that is only the beginning. They’ll cover the shop, or even slam it. Someone on the street, and the main ones in the asylum.
  27. X Y Z
    X Y Z 31 May 2016 16: 42
    +1
    And I thought that the photo above the article is a trailer from the new film "Police Academy. Ukraine".
  28. AlexTires
    AlexTires 31 May 2016 16: 49
    0
    Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions" (as the DPR and LPR are called in Kiev), as well as on the territory of Crimea.
    In practice, all these attempts, if they provide anything, are a steady stream of coffins from the Donbass, as well as a stable drink ...
  29. LÄRZ
    LÄRZ 31 May 2016 16: 51
    +1
    They gave us another reason for RussTV.
    Yes, guys, although we are not RussTV here, we obsessed him heartily and in black. I remembered how the cat Matroskin wrote a letter to Sharik. Replacing one word, I quote: "Avakov! You are a dunce !!"
  30. newterra
    newterra 31 May 2016 16: 51
    +1
    Quote: iliya87
    Now some region in Crimea will be renamed as de-communization is in full swing, they will lead these policemen there and say "You see the damned Muscovites! Wipe down! Crimea is ours !!!"

    Exactly
  31. volodya
    volodya 31 May 2016 16: 51
    +1
    He would have sent his police to St. Petersburg and Moscow! It’s time to forget about Crimea!
  32. KVIRTU
    KVIRTU 31 May 2016 16: 52
    +4
    from Twitter Arsen Avakov:
    “Arsen found somewhere a flask for Petin”
  33. KVIRTU
    KVIRTU 31 May 2016 17: 00
    0
    Out of not funny: "As of May 27, 2016, 6382 people were released from places of imprisonment, of which 866 were persons convicted of premeditated murder on the basis of the Savchenko law," the press service of the State Penitentiary Service of Ukraine told UNN. "
    ("Savchenko's Law" provides for a day in a pre-trial detention center for two days in a colony.)
    It is necessary to replenish the National Bats ...
  34. qwert111
    qwert111 31 May 2016 17: 09
    +1
    Straight Oorfene Deuce and his wooden soldiers!
  35. jktu66
    jktu66 31 May 2016 17: 44
    +3
    Not a poor people, they gathered in the Crimea, I’m here with my family from Kaliningrad for 70 tons there and back, and the fourth Lyalka needs to be left without a stroller, otherwise it’s more expensive, plus a transplant in the capital (600 rubles a cup of coffee), another sister in Sevastopol says - kg of tomatoes 300r is almost the norm. I scratched the turnip, and decided to go to Cyprus, and the flight was direct, and five stars ol inclusive with good reviews, and it’s provided for a stroller to fly into the plane, and it WILL BE CHEAPER. I, a Sevastopol native, are somehow sad. Well, not all, after all, in Russia prices can be pulled for Muscovites on vacation.
    1. masiya
      masiya 31 May 2016 22: 39
      +2
      You have extremely negative information on the state of prices in Crimea, it’s still cheaper there than in mainland Russia, only really Krasnodar DAVIT ... sends its own at inflated prices, it was cheaper from what it was ... but we hope our Crimean locals will rise ... And in general, you did not come to us in vain, especially fellow countrymen ...
  36. Chulman
    Chulman 31 May 2016 17: 57
    +1
    Quote: bocsman
    It reminds visitors of the pederast of the bar, only there was not enough money for the skin!

    Exactly! Reminds people of the Blue Oyster Bar laughing laughing laughing From the movie "Police Academy".
  37. masiya
    masiya 31 May 2016 19: 05
    +1
    A complete kapets of reason, and even before it was not there, this is already a pathology, treatment is required enhanced, from clinical idiocy and cretinism. What kind of Donbass they are, what kind of Crimea they live in what world ... - a bottle - a glass - a syringe - a smoke ... that you would at least take a look at things, well, I don’t want to accept the existing situation, so reconcile, do not meddle with the imposition of his delirium ... !!!
  38. behemot
    behemot 31 May 2016 19: 18
    +3
    Avakov - cowardly with - at - to - and. Come to Crimea, fascist face. Or bench press point?
    I do not like to swear, but MPH is on your collar and not Crimea.
  39. Vasyan1971
    Vasyan1971 31 May 2016 19: 44
    +2
    Poor thing! They didn’t manage to get settled, but already unemployed ...
  40. Res_Ullus
    Res_Ullus 31 May 2016 20: 26
    +1
    Well here is the real hell. Well, how so, consider your own people suckers. negative
  41. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 31 May 2016 20: 40
    +3
    no words .......... censored ........
  42. Ros 56
    Ros 56 31 May 2016 21: 26
    +1
    To start, come try it yourself, if you come back, tell me. laughing
  43. erik cartman
    erik cartman 31 May 2016 22: 49
    +1
    The first deputy woman, albeit a Georgian, fired. Now, probably, the contest is holding to fill a vacancy. Some kind of cute little boy will probably win. Ukrainians have not played enough in the Great Gayropeyskoy power. We are waiting for the winter, or rather the first frost. Ordinary people are sincerely sorry, they are controlled by real p.i.d.o.s. both moral and physical.
  44. Gennady Alexandrovich
    Gennady Alexandrovich 31 May 2016 23: 02
    +3
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  45. mamont5
    mamont5 1 June 2016 06: 30
    0
    Hey Hollywood, the new Police Academy episode is ripe for the Ruin.