Avakov creates the "Ukrainian patrol police" for ... Donetsk, Lugansk and Crimea

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, Arsen Avakov, who retained his post after the top government change, said that Kiev is developing a work plan for the “patrol police” on the territory of “special districts of Donetsk and Lugansk regions” (this is what the DPR and the LPR in Kiev call) also in the Crimea.

Attention is drawn to the fact that reports on this issue Avakov first publishes not on the official portal of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, but on his page in Facebook:

Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta are six cities in Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work! We have not yet decided on the launch dates, but we are preparing the deployment and calculations.

This statement Avakov ridiculed even Ukrainian users who are aware that "the patrol police in Yalta and Sevastopol," stationed somewhere in the area of ​​Kiev Maidan - this is really funny.

From the comments of Avakov's subscribers on Facebook.

Alexander Chuperka (Kiev):

They gave us another reason for RussTV.

Alex Smith (Kiev):

I understand to work in the deep underground)

Recall that Ukraine has already created "the authorities of the Crimea" (outside the Crimea itself). And what do these bodies do besides the actual assistance to the Dzhemilev-Chubarov-Islyamov terrorist cell? Kiev itself cannot really answer.

Comments

[Berserks]

Policemen of the 21st century!

[Thrall]

Well, then, the OSCE police mission in the Donbass is not needed then.

[Major Yurik]

Why, he gathered his pedophilic party and appointed him to the Crimea as policemen. There, the governor, the prosecutor of Crimea, wandering around Khreshchatyk, not counting the Turkish-minded ushlopkov. All this shnyaga intensively goes to teleportation courses in space, otherwise they will not let him into Crimea.

[bocsman]

It reminds visitors of the pederast of the bar, only there was not enough money for the skin!

[potroshenko]

Obviously senility has no boundaries.

[Tatyana]

Yeah! Police beast Avakov really knows how to "cut" the Ukrainian Budget in their favor!
And it’s not for nothing that even Saakashvili accused Avakov of corruption and called him a Thief!

[Karasik]

Quote: Tatiana

And it’s not for nothing that even Saakashvili accused Avakov of corruption and called him a Thief!

Cool video, thanks, Tatyana! Interestingly, Avakov got a glass, and if so, in whom?
But seriously - so that they all ate each other there! Bloodsuckers!

[nadezhiva]

Quote: potroshenko

Obviously senility has no boundaries.

Some kind of deja vu. A year ago, they "ordered" to create an ukromilitsiya in Crimea.

[Thrall]

Quote: Major Yurik

Why, he gathered his pedophilic party and appointed him to the Crimea as policemen. There, the governor, the prosecutor of Crimea, wandering around Khreshchatyk, not counting the Turkish-minded ushlopkov.

Another sheriff Pedalik roams there

[Lukich]

Quote: Thrall

Another sheriff Pedalik roams there

rumor is coming and customs with the Pagrans will go underground to Khreschatyk

[your1970]

and the back row is really choking with laughter, the Rabbit has already puffed out his cheeks ...

[Imigrantt]

WAITING FOR CRIMEA WITH PATIENCE !!!!

[Observer2014]

"Avakov creates" Ukrainian patrol police "for ... Donetsk, Lugansk and Crimea"
Krutyak! And can you already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?!

[VOLCHOXURAL]

Quote: Observer2014

! And you can already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?!

Yeah, there’s the one on his left, behind his shoulder, I’d use her best ...pushed would patrol

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: VOLCHONOKSURALA

Quote: Observer2014

! And you can already now (so to speak during the holidays) girls in this form to order ?!

Yeah, there’s the one on his left, behind his shoulder, I’d use her best ...pushed would patrol

And Avakov has a different opinion on this matter ...

[Karasik]

A deep underground patrol police ... However !!! But why did he publish their pictures? That's it, Avakov’s police mission failed!

[captain]

The circus left, the clowns remained.

[siberalt]

And what a good excuse for men - patrolmen. If the wife asks where she was hanging around all night, you can answer, but I was on duty in Sevastopol yesterday evening. Do not believe me, ask Avakov

[enot73]

Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta - six cities of Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work

On the territory of Russia, they have already tried to organize the Nazi police. The end of these "policemen" was inglorious (photo below).

[Oleg Lavrov]

Well ... come ... NARROWS !! Let's look at your ability to conspire ... from you, for a kilometer, it pulls shit and fat, so that the underground will not work!

[Lord of the Sith]

Message from Eduard Basruin:
"It became known about 15 killed and wounded Ukrainian security forces per day. The continuation of the fighting led to new losses among Ukrainian servicemen. Losses were suffered by parts of the 58th brigade: the 13th and 16th battalions. As a result, 5 people died in the 13th battalion. and more than ten dead and wounded in the 16th battalion. "

[Finches]

Now the popular Chanson song in Ukraine will be more relevant to sound like this:

"Hey, pi .. ok, don't give me time ...!

[4ekist]

Clown, in a word.

[Berserks]

In the Crimea?! Funny joke, dill!

[Thrall]

Savchenko arrived in the Verkhovna Rada today at 7:00 and was surprised that the deputies had not yet begun to work.
She was extremely surprised that the deputies began work so late (at 10:00). According to her, everything is different in the army.
Nadia awaits the arrival of other deputies and drinks coffee near the Rada building. Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.
And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

[Thrall]

Nadia is already smoking in Rada

[HAM]

Just like a "push" in the camera .. a habit, however.

[Lukich]

Quote: Thrall

Nadia is already smoking in Rada

[brasist]

And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

A little more and mastered the palm ...

[midivan]

Quote: Thrall

Nadia awaits the arrival of other deputies and drinks coffee near the Rada building. Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.

and that in the parliament do not let her in when there is no one there? Does anyone know her mail? wanted to hi through her to convey to Sasha Biloma

[Homo]

Quote: Thrall

And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

Gopnik’s habits cannot be eradicated! Or pigs?

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Thrall

Nervously smokes, extinguishes bull-calves with their feet (shod) on asphalt.
And only at the meeting Nadyukha relaxed, took off her shoes and climbed into the deputy chair with legs

Well, what’s wrong, the woman on the bunks was boggling for two years. Prison habits remain for a long time — in vain, a century of will not to be seen.

[Lukich]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Well, what’s wrong, the woman on the bunks was boggling for two years. Prison habits remain for a long time — in vain, a century of will not to be seen.

[tomket]

Quote: Berserks

In the Crimea?! Funny joke, dill!

Avakov will upload maps of Crimea, LNR and DNR to GTA, and will be there to patrol and fine)

[izya top]

Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions" (as the DPR and LPR are called in Kiev), as well as on the territory of Crimea.

[brasist]

A.P. Chekhov with his "Ward No. 6" quietly smokes on the sidelines.

[ALABAY45]

Paw Patrol ?! 650 rubles per set ... the other day I gave it to my granddaughter!

[megafair]

Well, unless he calls "patrolling":

[brasist]

There are already booked places

[Fagelov]

These "warriors" are the "patrol police service" for the DPR, LPR and the Republic of Crimea. They are already patrolling. We are waiting for "reinforcements".

[lukke]

and gay men have PMS in their brains ...

[Banishing liberoids]

In the photo, a fagot surrounded by imbeciles - how would he behave with bracelets on his wrists, surrounded by our special forces? Surely five times in one minute he would crap in fear.

[Shooting]

The photo looks like the movie "Police Academy". Only there will be many more episodes

[Mountain shooter]

On the territory of Crimea, they face, well, arrest with deportation. I will not vouch for Donetsk and Gorlovka. They can harden strongly, with slight self-mutilation ... Avakov - the whole world will make laugh again. Create a patrol police for the territory of a neighboring state, as well as for areas where you can get a similar cockade right in the face. And then they can shoot, with resistance.

[Lieutenant Izhe]

I believe that Avakov creates ..."TIME PATROL" !
(over theirs мeccentricities rzhOm all Russia)

[Black]

This is what life-creating orientation with a person does !!!! God forbid!

[rammjager]

No, but what? As they say in Ukraine: “It’s not a smart person with a thoughtful thought.” Damn censorship. This is folklore, not a curse.

[Berkut24]

Send. There are not enough workers in the Kerch Strait.

[Vladimir61]

The Ukrainian ministries in Crimea are already working (underground), the renaming of cities in DLNR has been completed (by decree of the applicant, to the scaffold), why now not start a new project?

[Evgen2x]

Saw the loot !!)) With imagination! Still this stupid one needs to throw info that Mars is not patrolled by anyone)

[Russia]

Donetsk, Gorlovka, Lugansk, Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta are six cities in Ukraine, where, according to our development plan, the New Patrol Police will work! We have not yet decided on the launch dates, but we are preparing the deployment and calculations.

Sick maidanut head does not give rest to his country, and the neighboring ones make laugh!

[midivan]

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Arsen Avakov, who retained his post

but lost his mind

stated that Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of Donetsk and Lugansk regions"

Yeah, only patrol cars take a sho more expensive, where they will rise to the boys

[Cananecat]

That's what not all loot in the police budget of Ukraine has been mastered.

[Dmitry Potapov]

Your Ukrainian patrol police, if they work in Yalta, Sevastopol, then only by mouth or mouth, in short, perform pump functions!

[Igor V]

And what about the Crimea, let them directly patrol Moscow, the same state.

[Algetxnumx]

Let it be better for the ass to create the police, D ... B ..!

[Tanya]

The country of Maidania, together with its enchanting rulers, has recently been very similar to another fantasy country - Swabrania.

Map of Swabrania 1935

[iliya87]

Now some region in Crimea will be renamed as de-communization is in full swing, they will lead these policemen there and say "You see the damned Muscovites! Wipe down! Crimea is ours !!!"

[Orionvit]

Quote: Shooting

The photo looks like the movie "Police Academy". Only there will be many more episodes

No, the series will be one, and even that is only the beginning. They’ll cover the shop, or even slam it. Someone on the street, and the main ones in the asylum.

[X Y Z]

And I thought that the photo above the article is a trailer from the new film "Police Academy. Ukraine".

[AlexTires]

Kiev is developing a work plan for the "patrol police" on the territory of "special areas of the Donetsk and Lugansk regions" (as the DPR and LPR are called in Kiev), as well as on the territory of Crimea.

In practice, all these attempts, if they provide anything, are a steady stream of coffins from the Donbass, as well as a stable drink ...

[LÄRZ]

They gave us another reason for RussTV.

Yes, guys, although we are not RussTV here, we obsessed him heartily and in black. I remembered how the cat Matroskin wrote a letter to Sharik. Replacing one word, I quote: "Avakov! You are a dunce !!"

[newterra]

Quote: iliya87

Now some region in Crimea will be renamed as de-communization is in full swing, they will lead these policemen there and say "You see the damned Muscovites! Wipe down! Crimea is ours !!!"

Exactly

[volodya]

He would have sent his police to St. Petersburg and Moscow! It’s time to forget about Crimea!

[KVIRTU]

from Twitter Arsen Avakov:
“Arsen found somewhere a flask for Petin”

[KVIRTU]

Out of not funny: "As of May 27, 2016, 6382 people were released from places of imprisonment, of which 866 were persons convicted of premeditated murder on the basis of the Savchenko law," the press service of the State Penitentiary Service of Ukraine told UNN. "
("Savchenko's Law" provides for a day in a pre-trial detention center for two days in a colony.)
It is necessary to replenish the National Bats ...

[qwert111]

Straight Oorfene Deuce and his wooden soldiers!

[jktu66]

Not a poor people, they gathered in the Crimea, I’m here with my family from Kaliningrad for 70 tons there and back, and the fourth Lyalka needs to be left without a stroller, otherwise it’s more expensive, plus a transplant in the capital (600 rubles a cup of coffee), another sister in Sevastopol says - kg of tomatoes 300r is almost the norm. I scratched the turnip, and decided to go to Cyprus, and the flight was direct, and five stars ol inclusive with good reviews, and it’s provided for a stroller to fly into the plane, and it WILL BE CHEAPER. I, a Sevastopol native, are somehow sad. Well, not all, after all, in Russia prices can be pulled for Muscovites on vacation.

[masiya]

You have extremely negative information on the state of prices in Crimea, it’s still cheaper there than in mainland Russia, only really Krasnodar DAVIT ... sends its own at inflated prices, it was cheaper from what it was ... but we hope our Crimean locals will rise ... And in general, you did not come to us in vain, especially fellow countrymen ...

[Chulman]

Quote: bocsman

It reminds visitors of the pederast of the bar, only there was not enough money for the skin!

Exactly! Reminds people of the Blue Oyster Bar From the movie "Police Academy".

[masiya]

A complete kapets of reason, and even before it was not there, this is already a pathology, treatment is required enhanced, from clinical idiocy and cretinism. What kind of Donbass they are, what kind of Crimea they live in what world ... - a bottle - a glass - a syringe - a smoke ... that you would at least take a look at things, well, I don’t want to accept the existing situation, so reconcile, do not meddle with the imposition of his delirium ... !!!

[behemot]

Avakov - cowardly with - at - to - and. Come to Crimea, fascist face. Or bench press point?
I do not like to swear, but MPH is on your collar and not Crimea.

[Vasyan1971]

Poor thing! They didn’t manage to get settled, but already unemployed ...

[Res_Ullus]

Well here is the real hell. Well, how so, consider your own people suckers.

[Volga Cossack]

no words .......... censored ........

[Ros 56]

To start, come try it yourself, if you come back, tell me.

[erik cartman]

The first deputy woman, albeit a Georgian, fired. Now, probably, the contest is holding to fill a vacancy. Some kind of cute little boy will probably win. Ukrainians have not played enough in the Great Gayropeyskoy power. We are waiting for the winter, or rather the first frost. Ordinary people are sincerely sorry, they are controlled by real p.i.d.o.s. both moral and physical.

[Gennady Alexandrovich]

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[mamont5]

Hey Hollywood, the new Police Academy episode is ripe for the Ruin.