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Political silicone. How drafting and blue cheese will save Russia ...

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The country is aware of the fact that 22 May across the whole territory for the first time in stories Russia held a preliminary vote, organized by the party of the parliamentary majority - "United Russia". - The so-called primaries, the discussion of the goals and outcomes of which are worthy of separate material. And to discuss, in fact, is that.




To begin with, official information from the top of the United Russia party is about the election results (in turn) of candidates. The chairman of the United Russia Federal Organizing Committee, Sergei Neverov, during the Friday (27 May) meeting, announced that about 10,5 million citizens took part in the primaries (preliminary voting). This is roughly 9,6% of the total list of Russian voters. In other words, according to the results, every tenth voter came to the polling stations organized by the parliamentary majority party. According to representatives of the Federal Organizing Committee, "they expected less."

Sergey Neverov:
I want to thank once again everyone who came and expressed support for the participants in the preliminary voting.


Thanks to all who came to the polls accepted ...

So what was the goal pursued by United Russia - the party, which is clearly going to get a number of votes in September, allowing, without any of the opponents and even pseudo-opponents, to control the course of the entire legislative process in the lower house of the Russian parliament? The officially announced goal is to find public opinion leaders capable of creating a cadre party reserve. At the same time, attention is drawn to the fact that the list of candidates for candidates in all regions of Russia by more than 50% consisted of citizens who are not members of the United Russia party. From this it follows, as it were, the unofficial goal of holding a preliminary vote — to introduce (and in some places and draw) people into the party who are well known on the ground and who seem to be willing to trust. We are ready to trust, well, simply because the list turned out to be a person familiar to potential voters, who had not yet had time to get familiar with stomach cramps or show up in certain (not doing honor) reports.

In general, you will agree, in a party-like manner, with a far-sightedness (well, at least at first glance): inquire about the recognition of a potential candidate, then test the ground for how much this recognition can be translated into percentages. And only then to draw a conclusion as to whether or not to include this individual person in the party list, so that in September there would be less doubt about the relative success in the direct elections to the State Duma. In general, the Western model one way or another, but once again transferred to the Russian political surface.

Well, now, actually, about the course of such a transfer of the Western model ...

If earlier, as you know, the party helped to build and live, now the party (de jure is already another) helps us, the citizens of Russia, not to miss. For this great thanks! ..

If it were not for the “United Russia” primaries, the Russians might never have known that the school course of drawing and the introduction of tax holidays for manufacturers of a “strategically important product”, which in Russia is (needless ...), will save the country with mold. If the reader has decided that this is an absurd author's pearls, then the reader is so deeply mistaken. These are real proposals of real participants of the preliminary vote of United Russia in Yekaterinburg and Altai Krai.

Thanks to the United Russia primaries, the country learned that within our Fatherland there was a dime a dozen of their own Vitaliy Klitschko, who, like no one, beat off the head, but who reflect in about the same categories as the current Kiev mayor. Moreover, the individual characters who participated in the debate, in their color in general, were superior to the mayor's head with the boxing past: impenetrable sunglasses of one of the potential “Fatherland saviors” are worth ... It seemed that quite a bit more, and someone from debating all the same, he will call upon you and me to “prepare for the earth” or speak out about the colors of “tomorrow, which not only everyone can look at.”
Here, as they say, it is better to see once:





No, it is, of course, understandable that representatives of all sectors of society — from a member of a comedy TV program to a person with “evening” education — can and must become ... It is also clear that the parliament, including United Russia itself, needs “ fresh blood ”... But at the same time, it seems that the political technologists in Russia, nevertheless, decided to transfer the elections to a self-sustaining show, not a bit behind the same American“ partners ”. Proof of this can be considered at least the fact that a seemingly ordinary inner-party event suddenly grew into a medina project in order to draw attention to which people were released to the foreground, discussing performances of which is a special taste even for that person. country life did not show.

Political technology sets as its task not at all that, as a result, people in the parliament were occupied by people who are able, through discussions, to come to the optimal solution of each of the accumulated problems. The main goal is to draw attention to politics, even if using the psychological principle of a negative or questionable dominant. This is when a fairly well-known person appears on the screen, while one from whom the vast majority of people did not expect political activity. The same representative of the “Ural Pelmen Show”, which is now actively being discussed online as a candidate with a “nudity” and as a candidate who, “by caring for herself, can control how to care for the city and the country”.

With such political technologies, United Russia seems to have decided to wipe at the politically holy ... - Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who for many years was the undisputed leader among the electorate voting on the principle: "But in the Duma it will not be boring!" - to jump around those who suddenly decide to run for the number of “non-systemists” who fuck together in mattresses (and literally, too).



Indeed, not boring. When the parliament can turn into a platform for role-playing games, what a boredom is there ... Yes, and some vital questions will be discussed: how much men and women evaluate the appearance of Yulia Mikhalkova, who, it turns out, their roles in the show are not even plays ..., before how is still strategically important for Russia cheese with mold. In principle, in some cases, such questions today are much higher on the agenda of both the federal and regional parliaments than, for example, questions about raising the standard of living of the population or the adequacy of tariffs against the background of the proposed quality of service.

Apparently, the show should be for citizens above the questions that most really care. What kind of fundraising is there for the promised increase in pensions, if a candidate with such lips appears on the screen ... Is it a hint that for replenishing (at least Yekaterinburg) the budget now has an effective means - political silicone? ..
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  1. populist
    populist 30 May 2016 06: 04
    +32
    At the same time, attention is drawn to the fact that the list of candidates for candidates in all regions of Russia for more than 50% consisted of citizens who are not members of the United Russia party.

    And the candidates are not from the party, and the party is not a party.
    One big sell. Oh, something will happen after the elections ("Mama do not cry"), given the current economic situation! wassat crying
    1. USSR 1971
      USSR 1971 30 May 2016 06: 20
      +86
      Unfortunately, bureaucratic thieves in Russia perceive United Russia as a party organization, which provides an opportunity for growth in power and further parasitic existence at the expense of the people. Given the latest corruption scandals in the government should at least guess about it. Apparently they decided to start the update. They would not forget to calculate and clean up everything that was full of money, so they would forget it. These are valuable managerial personnel.
      And the majority of Russian citizens have no time for mold cheese; there are other problems. In anticipation of a global showdown with the West, it is necessary to clean the thief to the maximum at home.
      1. Teberii
        Teberii 30 May 2016 06: 27
        +11
        The Roman Empire is resting in comparison with our officials. Gladiatorial fights just do not die.
        1. pofigist_26_rus
          pofigist_26_rus 30 May 2016 07: 22
          +20
          It would be better to die, there would be more benefit.
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          2. Nikolay K
            Nikolay K 30 May 2016 09: 09
            +3
            Death will not work. . .Yulia Mikhaylova silicone bulletproof. wink
          3. rpek32
            rpek32 30 May 2016 09: 47
            +17
            mount show showed a selection of clowns from EP.
            seriously, does it make sense to vote for this batch of businessmen, actors, and other clowns?
        2. andj61
          andj61 30 May 2016 08: 56
          +9
          Quote: Teberii
          The Roman Empire is resting in comparison with our officials. Gladiatorial fights just do not die.

          What a Roman empire there! am Complete imitation of the worst American models! The long-known principle:
          The Show Must Go On - The show must go on. wink So it goes on! fellow
      2. Constructor1
        Constructor1 30 May 2016 10: 15
        +1
        The country is aware that on May 22 throughout the territory for the first time in the history of Russia
        Generally not in the know, found out about this only 23 in the news. Prior to this, there was no advertisement or any letters in the mail ...
      3. weksha50
        weksha50 30 May 2016 10: 50
        +5
        Quote: USSR 1971
        Apparently they decided to start the update.



        I admit, my wife and I decided to take part in this ... primaries ...

        Of the existing (proposed) candidates (ugh, some kind of tautology), I picked up and pointed out to my wife - for whom to vote (I do not leave the apartment) ... I chose representatives of the Tula defense industry, which is experiencing some difficulties and uncertainty about tomorrow. .. In general, I thought that these people, perhaps with the help of the deputies, can somehow help this industry (although I deeply doubt it, to work in the gadyushnik means to start thinking and acting according to the gadyushny) ...

        It can be seen that my naivety has not yet completely exhausted ...
        Maybe many of my generation also, and modern political technologists use this ...

        PS I watched and listened to the videos offered in the article ... Some kind of disdainful attitude towards those who are trying to get into power ... Or they are specially substituted by someone, so that later, in real elections, they substitute competent "talkers for us "hanging on our ears ???
        1. potroshenko
          potroshenko 30 May 2016 11: 56
          +5
          I admit, my wife and I decided to take part in this ... primaries ...
          Of the existing (proposed) candidates for candidates (pah, some tautology) I picked up and pointed out to my wife who to vote for

          That is, you a priori in your mind already knew that you would vote for EP? Who forces you not to consider other parties?
          1. weksha50
            weksha50 30 May 2016 12: 37
            +2
            Quote: potroshenko
            That is, you a priori in your mind already knew that you would vote for EP? Who forces you not to consider other parties?


            Absolutely and categorically NO ...

            However, knowing that this is just a "fitting", I wanted to see which of the proposed candidates will get the most votes ...

            I chose, respectively, representatives of the Tula arms factories ...

            The flight, it seems to me, was unsuccessful ... For my part ...
        2. Danash I
          Danash I 30 May 2016 14: 40
          +2
          Upfront recognition for EP shortens life span
        3. gladcu2
          gladcu2 30 May 2016 19: 39
          +4
          weksha50

          You are engaged in self-deception.

          A party whose morality does not coincide with the morality of the people cannot represent the interests of the people.

          Any representative who fell into such a party is obliged to support only party morality.

          From the point of view of the formation of a single morality, the EP should be repressed as a party that does not meet national interests starting from the list above.

          That is the logic. There is no arguing against logic.
          1. weksha50
            weksha50 30 May 2016 21: 41
            +1
            Quote: gladcu2
            You are engaged in self-deception.



            Age and life experience do not allow me to engage in self-deception ...
            However, sometimes, for the sake of interest, I myself beat myself in the face with my actions ...

            My current credo is that there are no parties that want to improve the life of the bulk of the people (the electorate, or rather, according to their concepts, byd.lu) ... They simply do not exist ...

            This applies not only to the EP, but also to the current Communist Party, SR, LDPR ... and I don’t want to talk about others ...

            We need power and, with its help, wealth ... To all who are eager for this power ...
      4. Altona
        Altona 30 May 2016 12: 53
        +3
        Quote: USSR 1971
        Unfortunately, bureaucratic thieves in Russia perceive United Russia as a party organization, which provides an opportunity for growth in power and further parasitic existence at the expense of the people. Given the latest corruption scandals in the government should at least guess about it. Apparently they decided to start the update. They would not forget to calculate and clean up everything that was full of money, so they would forget it. These are valuable managerial personnel.
        And the majority of Russian citizens have no time for mold cheese; there are other problems. In anticipation of a global showdown with the West, it is necessary to clean the thief to the maximum at home.

        ------------------------
        I forgot to take a picture of the shield in the city, even on the poster with congratulations on May 9, they spanked their party label in the corner. What is the question for? "United Russia" won the Great Patriotic War?
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      6. Oorfene Deuce
        Oorfene Deuce 30 May 2016 18: 54
        +5
        Quote: USSR 1971
        bureaucratic thieves in Russia perceive United Russia as a party organization, giving the opportunity for growth in power and further parasitic existence at the expense of the people

        You didn’t finish it ... EdRo was an initially rotten organization, remember on which platform and for what purpose it was created ... Falsehood, hypocrisy, cynicism - these values ​​are decisive in party politics.
        In any mossy, provincial town there is a cell of local overweight "nobles" - of mayors, deputies and all kinds of "public figures" who strictly adhere to the course and fictitious ideology, the essence of which is deception and theft.
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      1. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 30 May 2016 09: 38
        +12
        Only the Cord comes to mind -

        Elections-Elections
        Candidates - 3.14..ry
      2. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 30 May 2016 09: 38
        +1
        Only the Cord comes to mind -

        Elections-Elections
        Candidates - 3.14..ry
      3. kotvov
        kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 01
        +3
        Put out the light! It was flooded byd ... to the top ,,,
        just don’t say that now some yachtmen sit still, not sleeping at night, racking their brains, thinking about the people.
    3. sgazeev
      sgazeev 30 May 2016 07: 15
      +31
      EP "moldy", so it is necessary to deduce with bleach. I did not tick them off and I do not intend to. I decided for Zyu and here is a bummer, The culprit of the accident in Podolsk near Moscow, who drove into a stop with people in his BMW X6, instead of helping them, first of all began to twist the numbers from his cars.

      This can be seen in the footage taken by an eyewitness to the accident. Behind the wheel of the BMW X6 was the 22-year-old Anton Ivanyuzhenkov - the son of the ex-Minister of Sports, now the State Duma deputy from the Communist Party, Boris Ivanyuzhenkov. Everywhere mold.
      1. Delink
        Delink 30 May 2016 08: 01
        +7
        On good all these parties it is time to drive in three necks from the lower house of parliament
        They just got fat. Yes, and give them a salary only after the adoption of any law, articles for the benefit of the country and people, ordinary people, with whom they came out of it.
        1. The Little Humpbacked Horse
          The Little Humpbacked Horse 30 May 2016 09: 43
          +23
          Quote: Delink
          Yes, and give them a salary only after the adoption of any law


          And let sick children take money for treatment from the budget, and deputies to collect salaries for money on Channel One!
          1. B.T.V.
            B.T.V. 30 May 2016 11: 41
            +17
            Quote: Humpbacked Horse
            And let sick children take money for treatment from the budget, and deputies to collect money for salaries on Channel One


            On the topic: "salary for deputies", I read another sentence: "if on the packs of cigarettes you do not print the horrors of the harm of smoking, but write that the money received from the sale of cigarettes will go to the deputies' salaries, then the number of smokers will sharply decrease."
            1. EvgNik
              EvgNik 30 May 2016 12: 49
              +8
              Quote: B.T.W.
              write that the proceeds from the sale of cigarettes will go to salaries of deputies, the number of smokers will drop sharply

              Tatyana, I hear this for the first time, but if that were so, I would definitely quit smoking.
              1. Altona
                Altona 30 May 2016 13: 06
                +4
                Quote: EvgNik
                Tatyana, I hear this for the first time, but if that were so, I would definitely quit smoking.

                ---------------------
                I dropped out three years ago precisely because of prices, when from 20 rubles per pack a price soared to 60-70. I used to smoke 4 cigarettes a day. And here the hunt was completely discouraged. You can just brew a stronger coffee than smoke and stink of tobacco.)))
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        3. siberalt
          siberalt 30 May 2016 10: 42
          +11
          Yes, there are no parties in Russia. There are fractions of push buttons in the Duma and local suction.
          LDPR is a trend in the family business of Zhirinovsky.
          The Communist Party of the Russian Federation without a working class mythically "fights" for the mythical rights of workers.
          United Russia, the majority faction in the State Duma, promotes liberal anti-people’s laws. Its platform officials - parasites and crooks.
          SR - generally spineless stray and the fact that the hole hangs in the hole.
          Which system, such is the parliament.
          1. Andrey Skokovsky
            Andrey Skokovsky 30 May 2016 19: 03
            +4
            primaries EP
          2. Monarchist
            Monarchist 30 May 2016 22: 10
            0
            Yeriks will thank you: you didn’t vote, I’m, but the United Russia’s will come with their "nipples", burn and vote FOR. You need to go to the polls and vote for others on the principle: so Yerikov will be at least 10, and fewer votes.
        4. kepmor
          kepmor 30 May 2016 15: 18
          +7
          I don’t understand at all - why the hell are we thinking with the Federation Council if all decisions are still being made in the old square, in the administration of our king?
          It’s high time to disperse them ... how much money the sovereigns would save - hundreds of billions!
      2. ramzes1776
        ramzes1776 30 May 2016 08: 36
        +8
        Senior Ivanzhenkov (underground nickname "Rotan") is an active member of the Podolsk organized criminal group in the early 90s, and now an ardent communist and lawmaker)))
        1. Danash I
          Danash I 30 May 2016 14: 55
          0
          As there in an old song, the country orders and anyone becomes a hero. Normal. And whoever puts the Hero is the enemy of the people.
        2. Monarchist
          Monarchist 30 May 2016 22: 15
          0
          ERiki squeamishly turned the faces away from Rotan and he went to the second largest party
      3. Nyrobsky
        Nyrobsky 30 May 2016 08: 42
        +17
        Quote: sgazeev
        EP "moldy", so it is necessary to deduce with bleach. I didn’t tick them off and I’m not going to. I decided for Zyu and this is a bummer,

        What, did Sue push the car?
        As I understand it, it would be necessary to vote in such a way that EP would cease to be a Duma monopoly on the adoption of laws. Even having united in the Duma coalition of the Communist Party, the SR and LDPR cannot block the law since they still get a minority.
        With an absolute majority in the Duma, the United Russia party, headed by DAM, without any doubt accept any law that leads to a deterioration in the situation of citizens, with the motivation - "This practice exists in the USA and Europe and the people there do not buzz," while forgetting that the standard of living of the people " there "and" here "significantly differs not in favor of the Russians. And why on earth should we blindly copy Western models to please the liberals?
        So vote for any of the Communist Party, SR, LDPR.
        In general, as life has shown, our country received the greatest development all the same under the communists.
        1. weksha50
          weksha50 30 May 2016 11: 07
          +2
          Quote: Nyrobsky
          it would be necessary to vote in such a way that EP ceases to be a Duma monopoly on the adoption of laws. Even having united in the Duma coalition of the Communist Party, the SR and LDPR cannot block the law since they still get a minority.


          Once done, to balance this thing?

          But in general, the idea is good ... hi
          1. potroshenko
            potroshenko 30 May 2016 12: 01
            +3
            Once done, to balance this thing?

            To throw out of your head the notion that candidates can only be selected within the EP party. And do not go to such primaries.
            There are many truly patriotic parties in Russia, they are small, but they need to be given a chance.
            1. Nyrobsky
              Nyrobsky 30 May 2016 12: 37
              +6
              Quote: potroshenko
              There are many truly patriotic parties in Russia, they are small, but they need to be given a chance.

              A chance is needed, but spraying the electorate’s votes will only benefit EP.
              Let's say they get small batches one at a time, two portfolios in the Duma, and so what? Will they be able, with one or two votes, to block the adoption of any next law aimed at increasing housing and communal services tariffs, retirement age, or raising property taxes? No!
              Their only chance will remain the opportunity to join one of the four parties of the United Russia, the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, the SR, the Liberal Democratic Party, and given whose side all the administrative and financial resources are on, small parties, at best, can defend their position neither "for" or "against" , but only in the column "abstaining".
              So, in September, you still have to choose from the Communist Party, the SR and the LDPR, so that in October or November the United Russia does not make many of those present on the site, as well as children and grandchildren, happy with the opportunity to die at work before reaching retirement age and others "tasty treats" emptying the pockets of Russian citizens by increasing the tax burden.
              The chance is certainly not great, but it is.
              1. gladcu2
                gladcu2 30 May 2016 20: 41
                +2
                Nyrobsky.

                You are right.

                Now I will organize a breakdown of concepts for you.

                See.

                Democracy is the power of the majority. If the majority has decided, then the minority is obliged to follow the decisions.

                Capitalism is an economic system of redistribution of material values ​​in which the minority robs the vast majority.

                Capitalism to justify the legitimacy of robbery. Due to the looted resources it creates the conditions under which capitalism has a right to exist.

                And this happens in the following. Destruction of the education system, changes in history, culture, destruction of the national religion, weakening of the state, destruction of social protection, impoverishment of the population. The population becomes illiterate and politically inert.

                Thus, democracy under capitalism is nonsense, since it does not make it possible to implement a program of progress, to improve the life of the majority.

                Politics is influenced by the economic system.
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          2. olimpiada15
            olimpiada15 30 May 2016 12: 59
            +5
            Vote for the Communist Party, in addition to criminal authorities there are thinking deputies, the necessary questions are being raised.
            I recall the previous election. The real picture emerged that the EP had slightly fewer votes, and the Communist Party had more, that is, by merging with another party, the Communist Party could defend its position before the EP. But then the data on the number of voters disappeared from the screen, and after a couple of hours, the EP had the majority. The magician Churov, of course, left his magic wand in the election commission. But in order to stop the liberoids of EP, one needs to dwell on one batch that can be supported to counterbalance. The most important thing that needs to be achieved is the opportunity for deputies to challenge at least some laws.
            The Communist Party has long been saying that foreign companies should be denied access to an audit. The initiator of the consideration of the issue was a deputy from EP. The Communist Party of the Russian Federation unanimously voted for, the SR by half, and the deputies from EP unitedly abstained, which failed the discussion. Therefore, it is necessary to strengthen the Communist Party - they offer a lot of good, but so far the absolute majority of the EP-country will be under the fifth TNC.
            At least a chance will appear on resolving issues that are necessary for the country if the EP does not have an absolute majority.
        2. Altona
          Altona 30 May 2016 13: 14
          +5
          Quote: Nyrobsky
          So vote for any of the Communist Party, SR, LDPR.
          In general, as life has shown, our country received the greatest development all the same under the communists.

          ---------------------------
          We have "Fair Russia" has a great influence. In the elections, even a little ahead of the Communist Party. But I looked at the last elections that Oleg Nikolaev is the bank's manager. And the bank is the "fairest" organization. Somehow, the credibility of such party members immediately falls. In general, I will vote for the Communist Party, precisely for breaking the monopoly of EdRa. In general, it is necessary to vote for one opposition party so that it constitutes a counterweight. Because three parties are again a breakdown of the protest core. This was done by political strategists for the United Russia in due time. There is a protest, but it cannot work, blocks of parties are prohibited. So again, there is no need to find fault.
          1. fif21
            fif21 30 May 2016 14: 55
            +2
            Quote: Altona
            us "Fair Russia" has a great influence. In the elections, even a little ahead of the Communist Party
            Smokers all over the country unite! fellow
            Not a single person voting for the genocide of tobacco addicts! stop Soon it will be impossible to sneeze on the street - a fine for acute respiratory infections am
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        3. Monarchist
          Monarchist 30 May 2016 22: 18
          0
          Correctly think sir!
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      5. Filevsky
        Filevsky 30 May 2016 09: 13
        +3
        To decide who to vote for, read the election programs of the parties. It is clear that for the most part this is blah blah, but we have nothing else to proceed from! To refuse to vote because of a "scumbag" of one of the members is wrong!
      6. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 30 May 2016 09: 41
        +1
        Something has rotted in the Kingdom of Denmark ...
        (c) W. Shakespeare
        as well as
        Idaho has rot!
        (c) D. London
      7. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 30 May 2016 09: 41
        0
        Something has rotted in the Kingdom of Denmark ...
        (c) W. Shakespeare
        as well as
        Idaho has rot!
        (c) D. London
      8. weksha50
        weksha50 30 May 2016 10: 58
        +1
        Quote: sgazeev
        Everywhere mold.



        Eh ... Not only on "scarce" cheese ...
    4. dima mzk
      dima mzk 30 May 2016 07: 21
      -9
      And who is stopping you from participating in political activities? sit there pi .... from around the corner. some sort of economic situation is being pulled in. I’m here in a 100 thousandth city of 10 cars and I see one Lada, everyone who works normally with their heads and receives normally, no one is to blame, there are tons of examples in your civil definition! Are you used to looking at beautiful pictures from the west, but have you seen the wrong side? gasp!
      1. Delink
        Delink 30 May 2016 08: 16
        +9
        sit there pi .... from around the corner

        And you???
        I would be silent, wise guy.
        Nothing depends on you and me. Yes, if you have to vote against the EU.
        I’ve been inside out, I know what it is. And many here have passed this too.
        1. dima mzk
          dima mzk 30 May 2016 18: 16
          0
          In the sense? Have you done anything? at least one bale with things in the children’s house was given sit there measure your ego! bye ! put more cons, you're nobody!
    5. Nonna
      Nonna 30 May 2016 07: 54
      +2
      And do not vote for EDRo, go vote for Starikov. New, sane people.
    6. Finches
      Finches 30 May 2016 08: 23
      +2
      Holy fools in Russia have always been revered for saints, but this does not apply to modern candidates! You cannot even call some blissful - just sick! laughing

      But they will come into power for the show for our own money! Because for the people the show must go on, and behind the scenes real uncles will do their gesheft ...

      I haven’t been going to the polls since '96 and I won’t go!
      1. dauria
        dauria 30 May 2016 09: 35
        -1
        behind the scenes real uncles will do their gesheft


        good Exactly. A "political actor" is also a serious profession, and talent and looks are needed. Look at the first appearances of Putin on TV - a dilettante dilettante, now matured, almost without punctures.
        And from the new ones you can pick up and train someone.
      2. kotvov
        kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 07
        +4
        I don’t go to the polls since '96 and I won’t go!
        Eugene, and who are you doing worse? It seems to me, for the most part, to yourself. What’s called, they married me without me. You give your voice to the hands of unscrupulous.
        1. Finches
          Finches 30 May 2016 10: 54
          0
          I am a serviceman and I have a Supreme Commander-in-Chief! As he orders, it will be so! And elections at all times and in all countries are farces designed for .... farce!
        2. EvgNik
          EvgNik 30 May 2016 12: 58
          +1
          Quote: kotvov
          it seems to me, for the most part, to myself. what’s called-they married me without me. cast your vote into the hands of unscrupulous people.

          It only seems to you. Net in the voting lists does not happen by definition. Decent people, for some reason, do not seek power.
      3. weksha50
        weksha50 30 May 2016 11: 11
        +6
        Quote: Finches
        I haven’t been going to the polls since '96 and I won’t go!


        But this should not be done ...

        I also practiced such a policy ...
        But now two past elections demanded a ballot box (pah, what word) to vote at home, and voted ...
        Just so that no one can throw in a "profitable" ballot on my behalf ...
        1. Finches
          Finches 30 May 2016 11: 36
          +2
          So I have not yet matured to such a level of political identity! hi
    7. Dmitry Donskoy
      Dmitry Donskoy 30 May 2016 09: 20
      +7
      I'm more interested in at whose expense this Banquet (Primaries), I don’t think that the Edeninoros spent this show at their own expense. DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND OUR MONEY FOR ANY LOBUD !!! am am am
    8. siberalt
      siberalt 30 May 2016 10: 31
      +1
      What misery and shame these "ER" bride shows! A normal person will not go to the United Russia, as well as to the decorative Russian Duma. The system needs to be changed.
    9. samuil60
      samuil60 30 May 2016 23: 01
      0
      Absolutely. As comrade Shvonder used to say: "This is some kind of shame !?"
    10. spiriolla-45
      spiriolla-45 31 May 2016 12: 34
      0
      Quote: populist
      And the candidates are not from the party, and the party is not a party.
      One continuous sell.

      And most importantly, a huge number of the electorate with a tattered brain, to a brilliance, will vote, for this bunch of crooks.
  2. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 30 May 2016 06: 07
    +10
    solid comics ... doing everything to "lower" the EP? is the next party preparing for the "leading force"? nausea rolls up from the sight of "deputies", and IT-publishes and adopts laws! if the situation does not change, the country is gone ...
    1. Leto
      Leto 30 May 2016 06: 26
      +8
      Quote: Andrey Yurievich
      if the situation does not change

      It will not change, there are no signs.
      Quote: Andrey Yurievich
      the country disappeared ...

      late insight ...
  3. Barakuda
    Barakuda 30 May 2016 06: 10
    +11
    To be honest, the advertising company "EP" was bored. Nothing against, not even for. But how much vobla was thrown in and resource. I won't even try to count. And despite the fact that I'm in Hohland .. and I shouldn't care.
    1. SSR
      SSR 30 May 2016 06: 55
      +5
      Quote: Barracuda
      To be honest, the advertising company "EP" was bored. Nothing against, not even for. But how much vobla was thrown in and resource. I won't even try to count. And despite the fact that I'm in Hohland .. and I shouldn't care.

      Interestingly, taking into account how much money and the admin resource was spent, and if, as they say, the turnout of 10% of the "electorate" then I don't have a single acquaintance who went and are plagued by vague doubts that only one of the regulars of the VO went to these primaries))) the rest are soft speaking ignored.)))
      1. sgazeev
        sgazeev 30 May 2016 07: 23
        +7
        Quote: SSR
        Quote: Barracuda
        To be honest, the advertising company "EP" was bored. Nothing against, not even for. But how much vobla was thrown in and resource. I won't even try to count. And despite the fact that I'm in Hohland .. and I shouldn't care.

        Interestingly, taking into account how much money and the admin resource was spent, and if, as they say, the turnout of 10% of the "electorate" then I don't have a single acquaintance who went and are plagued by vague doubts that only one of the regulars of the VO went to these primaries))) the rest are soft speaking ignored.)))

        Where did this happen? I personally do not know the addresses, near the school, I looked, there was silence. Another scam. As I see and hear Yarovoy's chatter, her adventures in the Far East, there is no desire to listen and watch. stop
        1. SSR
          SSR 30 May 2016 09: 08
          +6
          The fact that this is generally an "internal" election edra I learned here on VO))) there were a lot of posters / banners around the city, in the morning I go to the post office and next to them the officials interview the bureaucrats, then talked to people .... In general, well, very good the administrative resource was involved and I think it was an exercise on the use of administrative resources in the autumn elections. In its pure form, a batch of Unit Ro. Will not receive the required number of votes, so they train.
        2. weksha50
          weksha50 30 May 2016 11: 15
          +3
          Quote: sgazeev
          Where did this happen? I personally do not know any addresses, near the school, I looked, there was silence. Another scam.



          Um ... We went from door to door, handed out participant certificates and lists of "candidates for candidates" ...

          It was, it was ... But, obviously, in your city the "core" of the EP turned out to be not so proactive, or the money intended for the agitator grannies was simply drunk and eaten ...
      2. edeligor
        edeligor 30 May 2016 09: 06
        +5
        Quote: SSR
        spent and money

        They would have voiced how much the data of the primaries and how much did they cost... Did we need this? If before for EP, at least in my midst, there were voters. Now, in addition to the sour grimace and matyuk, these servants of the people do not deserve.
  4. aba
    aba 30 May 2016 06: 11
    +16
    Mikhalkova and then you need to deal with dumplings.
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      1. Leto
        Leto 30 May 2016 06: 28
        +3
        Quote: Andrey Yurievich
        well ... not just dumplings ...

        This is a military review!

        PS: I grabbed my heart ...
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      4. sdc_alex
        sdc_alex 30 May 2016 06: 37
        +14
        And the dumplings are nothing like that. repeat

        That's just with the brains obvious tension. And there are foolwho will vote for this doll.
    2. Barakuda
      Barakuda 30 May 2016 06: 36
      +6
      Just the most military theme wink sometimes.
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    4. sherp2015
      sherp2015 30 May 2016 07: 47
      0
      Quote: aba
      Mikhalkova and then you need to deal with dumplings.

      All Migalkov
    5. Igor V
      Igor V 30 May 2016 13: 13
      0
      At the present time, only the lazy did not laugh at Lenin's words about a cook who would be able to rule the state, missing the end of the phrase: "... if she is taught this." Modern cooks climb into power without training and do not cause laughter.
  5. Aleksander
    Aleksander 30 May 2016 06: 12
    +17
    But after all, someone put forward these eccentrics in the letter M, didn’t they themselves appear? The question is simple: how can one mock voters like that ?! belay request
    1. Leto
      Leto 30 May 2016 06: 32
      +8
      Quote: Aleksander
      But after all, someone put forward these eccentrics in the letter M, didn’t they themselves appear? The question is simple: how can one mock voters like that ?! belay request

      And not such a hawl ...
      1. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich 30 May 2016 07: 49
        +7
        Quote: Leto
        And not such a hawl ...

        "tattoo" for one, but with "walkers" - three! fresh city council of the city of Rezh, Sverdlovsk region, governor Kuyvashev, congratulated personally.
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 55
          +2
          Quote: Andrey Yurievich
          "tattoo" for one, but with "walkers" - three!

          I have never seen such tattoos from the prisoners, even in the database there. This is either Photoshop, or imbecile from some kind of left-handed.
          1. Leto
            Leto 30 May 2016 08: 47
            +5
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            I have never seen such tattoos from the prisoners

            Do you have experience in the system of correction and punishment of the 80s, 90s? What you have not seen does not mean that they do not.
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            This is either Photoshop, or imbecile from some kind of left-handed.

            This is Evgeny Surnin, who was previously convicted twice for "cormorant", that is, hooliganism, once for violation of administrative supervision. Deputy of the City Duma of the city of Rezh, Sverdlovsk Region. A spider on a head without a web means a thief, possibly a pickpocket.
          2. Andrey Yuryevich
            Andrey Yuryevich 30 May 2016 13: 21
            -1
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Quote: Andrey Yurievich
            "tattoo" for one, but with "walkers" - three!

            I have never seen such tattoos from the prisoners, even in the database there. This is either Photoshop, or imbecile from some kind of left-handed.

            Not a photoshop, and not an imbecile, - a "prodigal" of the "thieves", my fellow countrymen are here, they won't let you lie ("Very Old", for example), Sasha, come, I'll introduce you ... (for "hello" I know, life accidentally brought it together) then you really have to drink with me ... a lot ... but what, on a visit? fellow
    2. Gordarik
      Gordarik 30 May 2016 06: 58
      +2
      Quote: Aleksander
      someone put forward these eccentrics with the letter M; they themselves didn’t appear

      I think it's not that important. It is important that the United Russia party does not understand that qualified lawyers should work in the legislature, and not athletes, actresses, regional sales managers, etc. After all, you can attract the same athletes, actors, etc. from the ranks of the party for consultations on bills. And the tsyrk, which the EP positions itself as a "social lift for active people" is all good, of course, that's just what kind of bill (at least one) these people can make ... a simple person, without legal entities. education ... I'm afraid it will be as funny as the video presented in the article winked... This is another "give-and-bring" infantry, which is not decisive. Decisions and bills will be made by others, and these will be simple "approvals" or "disapproval and indignation" on the appropriate command.

      P.S. Thanks to the author of the article for the video, the second day the morning begins with laughter, and laughter prolongs life bully
      1. Winnie76
        Winnie76 30 May 2016 07: 22
        +2
        Quote: Gordarik
        It is important that the EP party does not understand that qualified lawyers should work in the legislative body, and not athletes, actresses, regional sales managers, etc.

        As for lawyers - it is debatable, they probably should advise deputies. And about Mikhalkova - nothing new. If you remember, at the congresses of the CPSU milkmaids, machine operators and other metallurgists hung out. True, they did not solve anything. Historical tradition ...
        1. Gordarik
          Gordarik 30 May 2016 09: 20
          0
          Quote: Winnie76
          As for lawyers - it is debatable, they probably should advise deputies.


          The State Duma is the legislative body of power in the Russian Federation. If not lawyers, then who should work in the State Duma? "Milkmaids, machine operators and other metallurgists"? smile Or maybe politics? But after all, this politicization of some deputies has nothing to do with their main activity (or should not). But this, of course, is only my opinion. winked
          1. kotvov
            kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 15
            +1
            Or maybe politics? ,,
            and what is politics? maybe Mr. Mylonov? who has not worked for a day, since 17 years old in ,, politics ,,
            you look at these political jesters, and you understand why there are problems with the economy.
            1. Gordarik
              Gordarik 30 May 2016 10: 47
              0
              Honestly, I did not understand why you decided to address these questions to me, but I will answer.
              1. If you do not know who such politicians are, refer to the explanatory dictionary wink.
              2. By gr. Milonov - given to me gr. not known, and not interesting, from the word "absolutely".
  6. EFA
    EFA 30 May 2016 06: 17
    +10
    To say that I am shocked by what I read and especially by what I saw and heard is to say nothing. Even Klitschko was in an easy knockdown in terms of idiocy.
    I believe that he would have something to talk about with these ... Idiots, and the funny thing is that they would perfectly understand their friend's drun, for they speak the same language - brainless, silly.

    I partially agree with the author of the article, of course, the goal may be to attract attention, but it seems that EP wants to play in contrast. Like, you see who goes to power? So vote for the oldies.
    1. Reptiloid
      Reptiloid 30 May 2016 06: 30
      +11
      Russia lives contrary to the deputies, and not because they were chosen.
    2. weksha50
      weksha50 30 May 2016 11: 21
      +1
      Quote: EFA
      I think that EP wants to play in contrast. Like, you see who goes to power? So vote for the oldies


      A similar thought occurred to me ... Clean, as it is, according to modern standards, a PR move ...
  7. Same lech
    Same lech 30 May 2016 06: 19
    +9
    Apparently, the show should be for citizens above the issues that most really care. What kind of fundraising is there for the promised increase in pensions,


    Bread and circuses for the people ... apparently those in power think that after this the people will not ask unpleasant questions to the authorities.
    In general, as I understand it, this action of UNITED RUSSIA is just one of the tools for managing the people who stand behind the leaders of this party ...
    frankly speaking, I am more and more disappointed as if to say that the party leadership is moving away from the ordinary citizen of RUSSIA.

    They are, as it were, on their own and our problems are on their own.
    1. BecmepH
      BecmepH 30 May 2016 06: 36
      +5
      They are, as it were, on their own and our problems are on their own.
      And all this for our money ... After all, there is nowhere else to spend
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  9. Sasha75
    Sasha75 30 May 2016 06: 26
    +51
    These were the deputies. Found by search engines on the site of the death of a soldier near Leningrad.
    1. 0895055116
      0895055116 30 May 2016 08: 03
      +3
      I agree! And of today's deputies, only a few are capable of SUCH!
  10. Pitot
    Pitot 30 May 2016 06: 26
    +18
    United Russia is the stillborn child of the Liberated Perestroika. They managed in their ranks to collect not only not the best representatives of Russian citizens, but in general there are no normal ones. For example, in Kamchatka everyone spits from Yarovaya. Chameleon. Defector. Press the market - will run away where profitable. I don’t know how to trust traitors? And it’s just that at the present time it’s impossible for a normal honest citizen to be in anyone’s ranks. Stuff your pocket and shine your mmuu .... face wherever you can - that's their whole fetish. Like look at me - I control you, love me. Ugh over your left shoulder. They don’t give a damn about Russia and Russian citizens (as they say - byd ... electorate). Luxurious mansions both in Russia and outside Russia, frostbitten offspring, sickly accounts (which they decided to disguise nevertheless in order to be ... the electorate would not rebel), violation of the Laws of Russia, etc. From whom and whom to choose? It’s high time to cover up these shops (one side - parties, the other - Duma of all levels) freebies and lobbying of anti-Russian interests. Our people are smart, they understand everything - how and through which certain legislative acts or other decisions are adopted. If only one GDP remained with its team, the benefits would be an order of magnitude higher. And faster everything would be decided. It wouldn’t be worse. And these institutes of democracy such as the Duma (the trade pavilion, for many things are agreed there) to cover, the tradesman ... well, you know where. You can go there and there. I somehow think so. Sore. I agree with the article for all 100.
    1. Leto
      Leto 30 May 2016 06: 58
      +8
      Quote: Pitot
      If only one GDP remained with its team, the benefits would be an order of magnitude higher.

      Well then there will be no opportunity to nod at the boobies from the State Duma and people like you will open their eyes in which there will be a dumb question "HOW SO THAT?"
      1. sgazeev
        sgazeev 30 May 2016 07: 34
        +4
        In general, it’s strange, well, it’s just strange. I can’t do it again, I don’t know and don’t want it. This does not mean that no one is allowed. Well, maybe someone, maybe, is needed. Someone to enter, someone to withdraw laughing
      2. jPilot
        jPilot 30 May 2016 09: 32
        +6
        Well, yes, the team at GDP is still TA. Here just now, back from the "store" pulled out one. And now they did not have to wait long: "Alexei Kudrin called on Vladimir Putin to reduce geopolitical tensions." belay am Yes, they wanted to spit on the country and its INDEPENDENT development, the high price of oil and the "clamping" of money for the needs of the country, that's the whole success of the creation of a "stabilization fund" by Kudrin ....... further, some epithets
    2. edeligor
      edeligor 30 May 2016 09: 11
      +4
      Quote: Pitot
      If only one GDP remained with its team, the benefits would be an order of magnitude higher.

      Together with the Kudrins? Siluanov and other Gref with the Nabiullins? Not ... The benefits are extremely virtual from such economists.
    3. kotvov
      kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 25
      0
      If only one GDP remained with its team, the benefits would be an order of magnitude higher. And faster everything would be decided,
      and whom do you consider a team: Medvedev, Chubais, Serdyukov or Nabiullina?
    4. Sinbad
      Sinbad 31 May 2016 21: 38
      0
      I wanted to write something like that, but I will not repeat it. I completely agree with you and support!
  11. Sealek
    Sealek 30 May 2016 06: 34
    -36%
    Ek Volodin fart tears laughing

    Likely a herd of Zyugorasts unfastened AV a bit from the cake thrown by Teft GAZ.
    Yak swirls kneeled before knocking. .
    1. Volodin
      30 May 2016 06: 42
      +26
      Well, if about "farts" and Tefft's pies, then you, apparently, know a lot about business ... From the support group (from the cheerleaders) that you are wearing black glasses? Or mold cheese too much? .. In general, what kind of candidate, such support ...
  12. Bureaucrat
    Bureaucrat 30 May 2016 06: 37
    +4
    Gentlemen, and Che figured out. What is the problem? You want to say that it will be worse than today's hogs on Mercedes that we do not consider for people. In addition, thanks to this, many new good candidates appeared! And to choose from them normal and not former shows, the content is our task, unless of course you are passive. So, gentlemen, we are with you and decide who will pass and who will not.
    1. sgazeev
      sgazeev 30 May 2016 07: 38
      +1
      Quote: Bureaucrat
      Gentlemen, and Che figured out. What is the problem? You want to say that it will be worse than today's hogs on Mercedes that we do not consider for people. In addition, thanks to this, many new good candidates appeared! And to choose from them normal and not former shows, the content is our task, unless of course you are passive. So, gentlemen, we are with you and decide who will pass and who will not.

      If you do - so big! laughing
    2. potroshenko
      potroshenko 30 May 2016 11: 25
      +3
      And to choose from them normal and not former show content is our task

      Why do we have to choose "among them"? These are people within one party, vote for another. Where did you get the idea that you need to choose from these?
  13. Yak28
    Yak28 30 May 2016 06: 39
    +2
    Our people are mostly stupid, they were told on TV to vote for Yeltsin and the people should vote. Yeltsin showed Putin an unknown character on TV and the people again voted for a stranger. Putin advised Muscovites the new mayor Sobyanin, and the people saw this man for the first time voted for him again. The same situation with edrom, I’m sure that EP will gain the majority again. You can generally not go to the polls, you can’t defeat the stupidity of our people request
    1. dauria
      dauria 30 May 2016 09: 54
      +3
      Putin’s unknown character, and people again vote for a stranger


      Well, well, do not distort. negative Putin was first appointed "second" for a year. They gave me time and a topic for "PR" (Chechen, "wet in the toilet"). Then, competently feeling the peak of popularity, they held elections (eliminating real competitors, the same Primakov). There is directing of a high flight, not the Mikhalkovs.
    2. shtatsov
      shtatsov 31 May 2016 11: 21
      0
      For Sobyanin, in vain you are so! He brought beauty to us in Tyumen! If he could be returned back to Tyumen, almost everyone would have voted for him here right away!
  14. tracer
    tracer 30 May 2016 06: 44
    +6
    Mikhalkov, then where she climbed .... well, she does not want to be a pillar noblewoman, wants to be a ruler .. And I like the "pelmeni". Tasteful and always new. But public administration is not a woman's business. Not feminine and that's it.
    1. Senior manager
      Senior manager 30 May 2016 07: 08
      +2
      I want to note that women are people too, but there are smart and decent people who support Russia. Or do you consider them second-class material? So the Americans think so. Exceptional understand.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 17
        +15
        Quote: St. Propulsion
        I want to note that women are people too, and there are smart and decent and rooting for Russia

        Maybe they cheer for Russia, but somehow in their own way. But as for decency, after all their photo shoots in the Playboys and Maxim, all sorts of Khorkins, Kabaevs and this Chechilina of mine (I don’t remember the last name) Well, it’s impossible to talk about decency.
        Mikhalkova also posed for Maxim. Yes, the woman is pretty, but she’s not put in bed with me, but in the State Duma.
        1. avva2012
          avva2012 30 May 2016 07: 29
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov Yes, a pretty woman, but she’s not put in bed with me, but in the State Duma.

          Pretty, but far away, not the first freshness. Her level of bitchiness should go off scale. Well, let her young actresses rot, and not engage in politics.
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 37
            0
            Quote: avva2012

            Pretty, but far away, not the first freshness

            Did you take a sample? wink
            1. avva2012
              avva2012 30 May 2016 07: 43
              0
              Quote: Alexander Romanov Did you take a sample?

              Where to me. Too old. No.
              1. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 50
                0
                Quote: avva2012
                Where to me. Too old.

                She 32, has not yet been released.
                1. avva2012
                  avva2012 30 May 2016 07: 59
                  +1
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov She 32, has not yet been released.

                  33 is obtained (1983 AD).
                  She is an actress, and accordingly makeup has put on her face more than one kilogram. There, from the skin, hell knows what is left. Plus, the job itself is harmful.
                  Three oldest professions exist: pr-ki, magazines and actors. Often one flows into another or is combined. So, I say, she lived.
                  1. Alexander Romanov
                    Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 08: 03
                    +2
                    Quote: avva2012
                    She is an actress, and accordingly makeup has put on her face more than one kilogram. There, from the skin, hell knows what is left.

                    Okay, take the one on the right, there’s definitely no makeup laughing
                    1. avva2012
                      avva2012 30 May 2016 08: 17
                      +2
                      Quote: Alexander Romanov Okay, take the one on the right, there’s definitely no makeup

                      Torn from myself? Thank you, use it yourself. lol
                  2. Pinkie F.
                    Pinkie F. 30 May 2016 08: 10
                    +2
                    Quote: avva2012
                    So, I say, she lived.

                    Himself, come on, handsome puberty? laughing
                    1. avva2012
                      avva2012 30 May 2016 08: 19
                      +1
                      Himself, come on, handsome puberty?

                      Interested in boys?
                      1. Pinkie F.
                        Pinkie F. 30 May 2016 08: 44
                        +3
                        Quote: avva2012
                        Interested in boys?

                        Nope, more 33-old women.
                      2. avva2012
                        avva2012 30 May 2016 08: 56
                        0
                        Nope, more 33-old women.

                        Ah, well then. Take an interest, not harmful.
                        Only be careful with questions, otherwise you never know what people will think.
                        Polish flag, nickname "pink", plus, more questions on such a topic as age. So, if you collect everything, then you get some kind of criminal interest. You never know who lives in the vastness of the network? Try to figure it out.
                      3. Pinkie F.
                        Pinkie F. 30 May 2016 09: 11
                        +2
                        Quote: avva2012
                        Only be careful with questions

                        ok, about acne no more words. This is a delicate problem, I understand.
                      4. avva2012
                        avva2012 30 May 2016 09: 30
                        -1
                        ok, about acne no more words. This is a delicate problem, I understand.

                        I'm glad you understand. From the list of wanted under the relevant article of the Criminal Code, while crossed out. Consider that you just missed out this time.
  • Pinkie F.
    Pinkie F. 30 May 2016 08: 46
    +1
    Quote: St. Propulsion
    I want to note that women are people too

    cap emancipator?
  • sgazeev
    sgazeev 30 May 2016 07: 40
    +2
    Quote: tracer
    Mikhalkov, then where she climbed .... well, she does not want to be a pillar noblewoman, wants to be a ruler .. And I like the "pelmeni". Tasteful and always new. But public administration is not a woman's business. Not feminine and that's it.

    Why do we need to enter somewhere? We don’t have to enter anywhere! Usually, if we begin to enter somewhere, we will certainly step somewhere!

    Here you are not here! lol
  • lubesky
    lubesky 30 May 2016 06: 46
    0
    No wonder, the current composition of the Duma really annoys the "effective managers" with a desire to understand what they have read, which, of course, slows down the legislative process ... oh, forgive the push button process. that the process of pressing the button will only accelerate, which is good for those in power. And silicone lips in the Duma - well, this is not boring at all, but also so that they do not chat with each other. You can at least talk with Rodnina, Kabaeva and Khorkina, but just look at this doll ...
  • Vovan 73
    Vovan 73 30 May 2016 06: 50
    +6
    You have to go to the polls. At least to ensure that homeless people and grannies did not make an appearance to edros for a modest ration of 800 rubles per voice. And the slogan for a normal person for the upcoming elections should be this:
    - EDRO - in the garbage can !!!!!!
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 06: 58
      +7
      Quote: Vovan 73
      At least to ensure that homeless people and grannies did not make an appearance to edros for a modest ration of 800 rubles per voice.

      I don’t know about grannies, but I have never seen a vagabond vote wassat
      1. Pinkie F.
        Pinkie F. 30 May 2016 08: 52
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        did not see the vagabond who voted

        sabotage, you know ...
  • samarin1969
    samarin1969 30 May 2016 06: 51
    +5
    450 showmen in a full state board for all tastes
  • Anatole Klim
    Anatole Klim 30 May 2016 06: 53
    +15
    Hello Russian citizens ...
  • populist
    populist 30 May 2016 06: 54
    +6
    Thanks to the author of the article for honesty!
  • Alex66
    Alex66 30 May 2016 06: 57
    +1
    The primaries are certainly not bad, although in this form, it is still necessary to assess the activities of the party according to its main merits, citizens should put an assessment of its activities. In my opinion, the EP under the leadership of Medvedev is following the path of the CPSU, only at a much faster pace, the same hypocrisy and the result will be the same if the EP is not dispersed.
    1. AID.S
      AID.S 30 May 2016 08: 17
      +2
      I wonder if there is anyone else besides the author in the VO who participated in these elections as a candidate or a voter?
      Well, not all the same there are stupid people-Klitschko, who, nevertheless, had the brains and courage (arrogance, stupidity, calculation, etc.) to declare that they want to change something.
      And so, of course, not everything, but a couple of times made laugh. By the way, about drawing at school, it wasn’t funny, but about astronomy no one probably remembers when they laughed.
      1. weksha50
        weksha50 30 May 2016 11: 37
        +2
        Quote: AID.S
        I wonder if there is anyone else besides the author in the VO who participated in these elections as a candidate or a voter?
        Well, not all the same there are stupid people


        Um ... My wife and I voted for two representatives of the Tula defense enterprises ...

        If they were clowns, we naturally would not have done that ...

        PS They voted knowing that this was a "fitting", and I was wondering who from the proposed list would get more votes ...

        Unfortunately, I did not find any concrete results of these "primaries" in the Tula region ... But, according to fragmentary data collected by me, the candidates for whom we voted received fewer votes than politicians and traders ...

        So I thought: People for whom we vote ??? And then weep that in the Duma some dupaks are sitting ...
    2. Dmitry Donskoy
      Dmitry Donskoy 30 May 2016 09: 28
      +3
      DO NOT disperse them, but SHOULD SUCH A GOV-ON they have piled up all over the country that no enemies need to be completely devastated am
  • Kudrevkn
    Kudrevkn 30 May 2016 07: 07
    +4
    My sweetie from longing
    Sniffing socks at night?
    Despite the sanctions
    Loves cheese from France!
    But still I wonder at whose expense these primaries were held? Really from the "surplus - deficit" Russian budget? Minus 800 yards of regional budgets and 2,3 trillion. federal? And they there in the "EBR" "indulge in buns" ?! Not good -s, disgusting -s !!! Since 1991, I do not go to elections and do not advise others, because I care about your health! So I would be a good deputy for you, caring! It's only a pity, I'm apolitical - I disdain to rub shoulders with these "infectious": "Whom you will lead. For that and" serve "!!!
  • 1536
    1536 30 May 2016 07: 12
    +4
    There is nothing worse than stubborn fools, with pathos telling what to do and how to live. It's only the beginning!
  • avva2012
    avva2012 30 May 2016 07: 13
    +2
    There was information that a third of the candidates who came to the preliminary vote from the ONF.
    Maybe I'm wrong, but so far I have not seen clowns in these ranks. A variant of soft extrusion from EP of those who have already worked out their own with replacement for ONF representatives? 37 year without show trials?
    In this sense, at a preliminary vote, the Mikhalkovs are simply necessary for the regeneration process to go unnoticed primarily for those whom they will change. As a result, perhaps under the same name, but in essence, EP will be different. I do not know whether it is so or not, but such an idea should be brought to the electorate. Otherwise, in September, EP will have problems. For the Communist Party will vote only because of the protest.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 40
      +4
      Quote: avva2012
      For the Communist Party will vote only because of the protest.

      Yes, in general, I can’t do anything for anyone, disperse them all to hell.
      1. avva2012
        avva2012 30 May 2016 07: 48
        +3
        Quote: Alexander Romanov Yes, in general, I can’t do anything for anyone, disperse them all to hell.

        Now it’s clear how they become real communists! wink
        "The guard is tired." Anatoly Grigorievich Zheleznyakov.
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 52
          +2
          Quote: avva2012
          Now it’s clear how they become real communists!

          No no no stop I will never vote for the Communist Party, I have five minutes to listen to Zyuga enough to make him a diagnosis.
          1. avva2012
            avva2012 30 May 2016 08: 07
            +2
            Quote: Alexander Romanov I will never vote for the Communist Party, I have five minutes to listen to Zyuga enough to make him a diagnosis.

            Did I say something about the Communist Party? What kind of communists are they?
            Imagine how the men stood at the post and spent hours listening to those balaboks that were even worse than these, because with a university education, and accordingly brains were braided, Lord have mercy. There was an alternative at that time. Now, alas, no.
            Therefore, not a communist. laughing And so, there are inclinations. One of the values, justice?
          2. dauria
            dauria 30 May 2016 10: 08
            +5
            enough minutes to listen to Zyuga, that he should be diagnosed.


            What's wrong with him? Full, shod, dressed, nose in tobacco. A good profession, a good actor. About relatives cares. Practical, pragmatic. All in moderation. Diagnosis: Healthy, good. what
            But those who did not make out that he was successfully playing the opposition (with Zhirik) and held out time until the new electors grew up, and that’s what they need to see a doctor.
      2. Dmitry Donskoy
        Dmitry Donskoy 30 May 2016 09: 32
        +4
        well, in vain your voice will be given to EP, in Cicke such craftsmen sit cranked up for two times, I’ll even say more I didn’t go to the elections, I gave VOICE to EP- this is AXIOM !!!!!!!
  • brasist
    brasist 30 May 2016 07: 17
    +2
    Nothing else comes into my head except "Your Mammon" !!! recourse
  • 31rus2
    31rus2 30 May 2016 07: 19
    +8
    Dear, very one-sided, superficial article, about new candidates is correct, but the most important resource of the United Russia is administrative and it is this resource that makes it possible to win the United Russia again and again in the elections, I wonder why other parties and their leaders are silent, in fact, the United Russia has started the election race (here everything is visible, the same attraction of new candidates), suggests that the seats have already been allocated long before the elections, of course, somewhere it may not go according to plan, but these are only costs, neither for the Communists, nor the Liberal Democratic Party, nor "Fair Russia", victory is not needed, but the United Russia party even with Mikhalkova (by the way, it’s an excellent option, it will vote and it will do the right thing). result.But in spite of the pesims for the elections, or it is necessary to vote not as they say, but as you think
  • boforss
    boforss 30 May 2016 07: 22
    +10
    Yulia Mikhalkova aka Matyukhina, a candidate for deputy said that: "I was not naked, I had a photo session in an information magazine." Under the table... laughing Begins his "career" with an "innocent" lie.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 26
      +7
      Quote: boforss
      "I was not naked, I had a photo shoot in an information magazine." Under the table...

      About porn, you can also say that this movie is about love.
    2. Kudrevkn
      Kudrevkn 30 May 2016 08: 22
      +2
      And I like Yulia - a beautiful woman and not a fool. like Sobchak or Lenin! once even had the good fortune to talk in person after the concert - GOOD DRAW!
    3. ramzes1776
      ramzes1776 30 May 2016 08: 41
      +1
      I’ll be discussing fashion magazines with Kozhevnikova in a thought)
  • Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 30 May 2016 07: 25
    +7
    Mikhalkova in Pelmeni place ...... there and the corresponding role ........ we saw dolls in the deputies .. well, where are they climbing ???????
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 07: 34
      +8
      Quote: Volga Cossack
      Well, where do they climb ???????

      Come on, it’ll still be there. When Volochkova and Kirkorov go to the State Duma, then the main show will begin.
      1. Volga Cossack
        Volga Cossack 30 May 2016 14: 22
        0
        yeahhh it will be a show ......... some more. something sadly smiled))))))
      2. Volga Cossack
        Volga Cossack 30 May 2016 14: 22
        0
        yeahhh it will be a show ......... some more. something sadly smiled))))))
  • Ros 56
    Ros 56 30 May 2016 07: 25
    +5
    He looked a little, sheer wretchedness, especially in expressing his thoughts, these are children of the Internet and not of Russian literature. For candidates to the Duma, I would introduce a qualification for compulsory FULL reading of our classical literature, and this is a rather serious burden, I could not overcome, I’m not stupid to do anything to you in the Duma. hi
  • Taygerus
    Taygerus 30 May 2016 07: 38
    +2
    how much more foam in our Russian broth we need to boil, but where do these "politicians" go, if this goes on, then I am for the monarchy hi
  • 31rus2
    31rus2 30 May 2016 07: 53
    +1
    Dear, why are you so negative about Mikhalkova? She just represents a separate class of Rublev’s wives, and there are many of them in Russia, so, alas, this is the reality of our days
    1. boforss
      boforss 30 May 2016 10: 33
      +1
      31rus2 RU Today, 07:53 AM
      Dear, why are you so negative about Mikhalkova? She just represents a separate class of Rublev’s wives, and there are many of them in Russia, so, alas, this is the reality of our days


      So she’s not even a wife, so a cohabitant. The negative comes from the fact that such a lady should not sit in the State Duma and represent Russia. Maybe enough already a booth from the country to do. Everyone let him do what he can twist with his bare ass at the camera, make people laugh. But the country should be ruled, passed laws, etc. all the same, people of a different level should.
  • Starshina wmf
    Starshina wmf 30 May 2016 07: 55
    +5
    Dear mother, a circus from Ukraine goes to us along the way. What will happen in the Duma.
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  • Sars
    Sars 30 May 2016 07: 56
    0
    But seriously - all of them "gave a ride" to the current deputies - a bell, however.
    1. 31rus2
      31rus2 30 May 2016 09: 56
      0
      Dear, this is just their move, and your mistake, although think for yourself
  • Volzhanin
    Volzhanin 30 May 2016 07: 57
    +2
    This is approximately 9,6% of the total list of Russian voters.
    This is approximately the amount that, in principle, will vote for EP.
    There is so much rash filled up that you have to be bdsm to vote for these marginals.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 30 May 2016 08: 08
      +1
      Quote: Volzhanin
      This is approximately 9,6% of the total list of Russian voters.
      This is approximately the amount that, in principle, will vote for EP

      Spit on the primordial majority.
  • Sibiryak13
    Sibiryak13 30 May 2016 08: 10
    -1
    I do not participate in a booth called elections. This is my civic position.
    1. Gardamir
      Gardamir 30 May 2016 08: 21
      +7
      I do not participate in a booth called elections
      And have to. Imagine a polling station. in which 90% voted against EDRA. Tortured voices fake.
    2. kotvov
      kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 36
      +2
      I do not participate in a booth called elections. This is my citizenship. ,,
      good citizen, expect gratitude from edra.
  • Million
    Million 30 May 2016 08: 15
    +1
    All this action is disgusting ...
  • Was mammoth
    Was mammoth 30 May 2016 08: 49
    +4
    "... every tenth voter came ...."
    There is no doubt that United Russia wants to repeat the former monopoly in the Duma. And will repeat. If she has not strained too much to drive 10 million, then what will prevent her from using all her resources, from parliamentary to the dirtiest. For example, A. Makarov decided to become a deputy from Ryazan, he only brought 1 billion to repair roads. In fairness, a relative from Kazakhstan who came to visit was amazed at the state of our roads. What prevented him from bringing him not before the elections, but early? And, what a pity that Makarov is alone, and not 83 regions in number. I think that gingerbread will appear in other regions by the elections.
    I urge everyone to go to the elections. And when going to the elections, remember the "successes" of "ER" in housing and communal services, with pensions, taxes .... Only in this case will their monopoly be impossible.
  • plahish_alex
    plahish_alex 30 May 2016 08: 50
    +2
    Well, what can I say, United Russia showed its true face. I hope that people made the right conclusions.
  • Begemot
    Begemot 30 May 2016 08: 52
    +2
    When parliament can turn into a platform for role-playing games,
    ... but in my opinion, since the time of deputy Marychev, little has changed, although he was honest, he came to the "circus" in a red jacket with a bra over it.
  • cap
    cap 30 May 2016 09: 01
    0
    Apparently, the show should be for citizens above the questions that most really care. What kind of fundraising is there for the promised increase in pensions, if a candidate with such lips appears on the screen ... Is it a hint that for replenishing (at least Yekaterinburg) the budget now has an effective means - political silicone? ..
    Author Volodin Alexey


    Thanks Alexey!
    Beautiful feuilleton. Smiling while reading, though with a touch of sadness.
  • vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 30 May 2016 09: 02
    +6
    "Eating Russia" has completely discredited itself. And now those who were wiped out from the trough are now attached to it. Mold is mold. Although I agree with the assertion that the most important problem in Russia today is the lack of normal government. The authorities exist for themselves and live in themselves. The authorities, the court, the prosecutor's office, the Ministry of Internal Affairs, "make statistics" and feed themselves. They look at the common citizen as either an annoying visitor or as a source of their income.
    1. Dmitry Donskoy
      Dmitry Donskoy 30 May 2016 09: 43
      0
      Gold words !!
  • 31rus2
    31rus2 30 May 2016 09: 29
    0
    Dear ones, I personally was in the elections (it doesn’t mean that I voted), I tried to get acquainted with the candidates, I hardly mastered, with the exception of three newcomers, one of whom is partyless, all candidates from EP knowing (because they occupy several administrative posts), but not one of them did nothing in my constituency, the rest are not familiar at all, asked the chairman of the election commission how to vote for people you don’t know and who didn’t do anything, as a result I received verbal information and a lot of waste paper, it was at 10:40 and there were quite a lot of people on the site (even for the village) I counted 8 people, age and social status are different, I asked for an answer to the question about a friend, I asked for an answer and came
  • Gray 43
    Gray 43 30 May 2016 09: 31
    +1
    In Austria, it seems that in the recent elections for someone the voter turnout was ... 146%, knowing the love of our rulers to adopt the "Western experience", we can expect all the dead and newborns to vote in the upcoming elections
  • Darth Revan
    Darth Revan 30 May 2016 09: 33
    0
    And what, there were still such stupid people that went to this wretched wash show? fool Vote for b ... dei and thieves? fool
  • dep071
    dep071 30 May 2016 09: 35
    +1
    And here everything is clear, well, someone will cover with his mondat wink Anyway, as it happened, they will not award anything except house arrest. Clownery.
    Our "partners" in the House of Lords or Congress have graduates from Cambridge, Oxford, the University of Massachusetts, and we have combiners, actors, entrepreneurs and girls with husbands. hormones in the cranium instead of brains, so they act there in their own political interests, and what a century we are near a stone with three roads! Sorry for being too emotional winked
    1. kotvov
      kotvov 30 May 2016 10: 44
      +1
      probably all the same MANDATES, not ,, Mondat, ,,
      and I’ll probably surprise you, the so-called graduates of Cambridge, Oxford, University of Massachusetts, drag into the hut, not less, but even more than ,,, actors, entrepreneurs and girls with a husband. hormones in the cranium instead of the brain,
      First of all, it depends on the desire to do something not for oneself (one's beloved) but for taking care of the country.
  • Sarmat986
    Sarmat986 30 May 2016 09: 38
    +4
    - Has anyone told you that you are idiot?
    - I am a politician - they only tell me this!
    (From the movie "The Long Fall" UK, Germany)
    In one of the kindergartens in Perm, as part of the campaign for the preliminary party voting of the United Russia party, Peppa the pig performed. The animators, who performed in the costumes of cartoon characters - Peppa pig, Fixik and Leonardo the ninja turtles, campaigned for the participants of the United Russia primaries Nikolai Demkin and Mikhail Cherepanov. The presenters called them "our favorite wizards", speaking to the children.

  • Filevsky
    Filevsky 30 May 2016 09: 45
    +1
    One of the main tasks of this "primaries" is to show us that they almost won! If already six months before the elections, 10 voters came, then on "Election Day" there will be a lot! Air defense with Starikov, "The essence of time" with Kurginyan, etc. .d. are projects that should "dilute" the protest electorate against the United Russia!
  • Sasha_Sar
    Sasha_Sar 30 May 2016 10: 12
    +2
    I remember the words of Mr. V.S. Chernomyrdin. : "We wanted the best, but it turned out as always." According to statistics, 10 million Russians (10% of voters) came to the primaries, who themselves, someone "asked". This is the true figure of who will vote for United Russia in the fall. Here is the most honest indicator of who trusts her. It is not for nothing that VVP keeps away from it, but how they would like to get him a “permanent” leader and share their “popularity” with him. Only he doesn't need such a ballast.
  • taram taramych
    taram taramych 30 May 2016 10: 17
    +2
    Summing up the results of the discussion, for my part, I can note the following: despite all the originality and attempts of the candidates for candidates, none of them could surpass the LADY, who said that "United Russia is a people's party." So the bar is raised to an unattainable height, potential applicants bite their elbows!
  • pofigisst74
    pofigisst74 30 May 2016 10: 35
    -5
    Either let Mr. Volodin publish similar articles here about other parties, everyone has enough stocks, or is this a paid-in stuffing of competitors. IMHO. Ps I am not EDROsovets. You just have to compete fairly. request
    1. Gardamir
      Gardamir 30 May 2016 12: 10
      +1
      compete honestly.
      EdRo ruling party. Even Zhirinovsky, so that he does not speak there, just speaks. But EDRO led by Dmitry Anatolyevich manage. And that is honest.