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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Mimicry happens not only in animals ...

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Greetings to you, dear readers. Well, here I am, like one country you know, came under sanctions. True, not international. Not reached. Family. Cockroach announced! He says, if I write again “philosophical delirium”, it will not feed. That's what she said - philosophical.


Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Mimicry happens not only in animals ...


I thought clever things were written by clever writers. It seems like he pulled himself up to the level of Gogol or there Shevchenko ... Well, in an extreme case, this is Ivan Andreich, who is Krylov. And it looks like. The "philosopher" is obtained.

And most importantly, I do not have "import substitution". And on a dry breadboard especially you do not clear up. So I surrender to the mercy of Tarakanushka.

We now have two main topics discussed. One about Dnepropetrovsk. And the second is about dancing. More precisely, about the dance. Who sang your diplomatic general Maria Zakharova.

Decommunization went. And laughter, and sin. We call it castration. There was Dnipropetrovsk - Dnipro became. I think you will do that too. Why do you need St. Petersburg? So short - Peter! And that's it! Immediately get rid of something. All the same, you call the city among themselves ... True, again your “dancer” has pinned us up.

She, you see, somehow does not like that we can rename Kherson or Zaporozhye in the same way. And why? If you do Ukrainian quite ... Kherson without a “dream” and Zaporozhye without a “burn” ... And then, just now I guessed, it’s still Russian blood that speaks to us. Dnipro city on the Dnieper river. Almost Moscow on the river Moscow.

By the way, in the minds of the most advanced patriots, a new thought is already ripening. And why is the Dnepr called in Moscow? This is zrada! Sly-gooder, or rather over, carries to us the aggressive infection. Smart people have long noticed it. Won the Western Dvina. Flows to itself and flows. And then once - and became Daugava. Normal river Zhaiyk when crossing the border bang - Ural! So we should be.

Okay, even the ancestors of the Russian Sea was renamed Black. And then imagine how much hryvnia would cost us renaming. Scary to think about lenders. Where they will find us so much money.

It is of course, and the Dnieper will get us a pretty penny. Our economists here figured plus or minus a million. More precisely, modestly, if you rename, then thousands in 700-800 will be laid. This is the mayor of Dnepropetrovsk said. Only for a flat account, you need to rename three hundred more streets. Then a million and succeed.

Now about art. Paradox, but your Zakharova overshadowed our Jamal. That's it. And I still remember Maria as a poet. Who does not know, she somehow replied coolly to the verses of Dmitry Bykov. And before that, "inherited" and John Kerry in verse. And so on you.

Mokritsa take it, dancing. And he keeps his word. How I told a familiar cockroach here, Zakharova gave this very word to journalists in Sochi. And kept. Although our president "on training" send to her. How to keep the word male.

But what no one expected, is the fact that even the Ukrainian peremoga at Eurovision on our territory will become like it. Still, an international competition. We kind of won according to European rules. Congratulations accepted. The president personally awarded the title to Jamale.

And then it started. And it began. It turned out that some kind of nonsense came out with a vote. It seems like we are not peremohniki. And some European Australia. Or even worse - Russia. And then the song dug up. There, according to these European rules, it seems like the song should be "from scratch". And Jamala 15 already performed it somewhere.

Yes, and the competition is not overplayed. We have to hold a contest! And what, I apologize, pennies? No, some money, of course, will be collected from the participating countries. Then all sorts of sponsors, if they will. But still not enough. That's because hemorrhoids got.

And the country is the aggressor ... We all sorted out the sanctions. And for artists, and for journalists, and for just men. And knowing the vile nature of the northern neighbor, I can say with confidence that they will send an artist to the competition for sure. Or an artist, but the artist will be a mentor. And in order to collect information to send journalists. And all completely - men will be.

It has come to us from your hearing that they are thinking of sending Shnurov to our vision. I liked the idea, approve in advance. At least one man will be in kind. And it can amuse with its soul vocabulary and phraseology. So we look forward to.

In general, everything is as usual. Built a disgusting road. Bought an expensive car. And now we will break it on bad roads. Received peremogu. Quickly turned her into zradu. And now we will decide what and how to do. How to get out of this peremoga.

And yesterday, we celebrated ... Ukrainian European Day. This is not just for you. This day we are approaching ... as we can. But the holiday is already there. And this is the main point.

Our president made a regular speech about us defenders! So that Europeans do not forget.

"Today we are defending Europe from barbarism, tyranny, terrorism, aggression, militarism, which hang over our entire continent."

Already a tear broke from our heroism. We stand by the wall! No, I forgot, we are building a wall. So, we stand as a stronghold ... Again, I didn’t hit ... We have few "Strongholds". We cannot collect something. Well, at least in Lviv in the garbage Tanks found. Since the time of King Peas, there have been discarded. For remelting stand. Our craftsmen are now putting them in order. Of course, fighting them is already dangerous. But for the account it will fit perfectly. Again, too much.

I now remember how you have in Russia, more recently, spears were broken in skirmishes about a national idea. That just did not offer. And now calmed down. Found, mean? But we do not bother. We are the idea of ​​a national leader and the "guarantor" is constantly voiced.

"Ukrainian citizens will take their seats in the European Parliament, the European Commission, the European institutions."

Only here weird as it sounds. Pure our way. A national idea is to protect the interests of another state ... Well, or states. And it seems to me, judging by the way we are given “visa-free”, we do not pass face control into this very Europe.

Something these speeches remind me. I don’t know about you, but the cockroaches know that the Poles at the end of the 30 of the last century spoke about the same way. They were also "on the front lines". And then began Goebbels "hordes from the east" and other European nonsense. The one that ended with a grand "sneak" from those very hordes.

Here I do not understand why cockroaches are divided into smart and fools, and people into races, parties, nationalities and other nonsense? Probably not enough food. So ponapridumyli different nonsense.

And in Kiev, the mayor continues to win monuments. Moreover, given the boxing past, the end of the battle is near. Klitschko promises to 23 May last "fence".

But in courage boxer can not refuse. He then "hit" on the "Azov". The car around these bandyukov stopped. Released. And ... urged to remove the mask! That's right, without fear, and said. Remove, they say, masks, and that's it. An honest person doesn’t need to hide faces.

Yeah ... Do not ... "Azovtsy" everyone understands. They are afraid of their families! And what is asked, fear something? Why are any separatists not afraid, but real patriots are afraid? It is wrong. That's what he said and ... left.

And we can expel the deputies. In the sense of simply making a decision. Rada and everything ... You’re already kind of not a deputy. And nothing that you people elected. Wrong people just got caught. Hidden separatists. In Kharkov, the deputies decided to expel the "pro-Russian provocateur." "Driven" by Andrei Lesik on our mayor of Kernes. And received. And right! There’s nothing about party politics ... pah, undermine the ideas of Europeanization of the whole country.

But most importantly, the weather gets better. The people began to actively wear last year's embroidery! Here and there, "marches embroidered". Even in Warsaw spent. True, there were few of these “embroidered shirts” among the local Gaster. The 150-200 man walked the streets quietly and into the park. On kebabs. Warm all the same. But the main thing is done. Photo!

And they did it in Odessa! It was interesting to listen to slogans. I wrote down a couple of three. And then think what came up. "Glory to Ukraine - Glory to the Heroes", "Glory to the 2 Heroes of May", "Heavenly Hundred - Three Times Glory", "Wear an embroidered shirt if you love your native land", "Moldavian and Peresyp - all of Odessa in embroidered shirts".

And finally, to you news news that will ruin your mood. Well, not everyone, but many. We have persistent rumors here that from 2017 you will be banned ... 2 liter bottles of beer! Now your head will not hurt with a hangover. Now the head will hurt before use. One and a half liters is not enough, but three are many. They say that you have material on this on the government website. Honestly, I have not seen. Lazy to me. I'm having a beer on you. A drop or two and ... the ball is offside.

I say goodbye to this today. I'll go sanctioning dumplings to crack. What you want. Happy days and, most importantly, nights! This I tell you like a cockroach! And I will give you a song today directly about my situation.

Your Tarakan District


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  1. Riv
    Riv 23 May 2016 07: 26
    +12
    Well ... they renamed Dnepropetrovsk. And when? Kherson would have one too ... Subtract.
    1. oblako
      oblako 23 May 2016 07: 45
      +3
      Mayor of the mother of Russian cities of Kiev V. Klitschko ..: "not only all this can" Tse Europe? It's not even funny damn ...
    2. dmi.pris
      dmi.pris 23 May 2016 08: 13
      +3
      Zaporozhye can’t go to Aleksandrovsk .. It’s possible to Mazepinsk .. But there’s no end to it, to Mazepin on the Dnieper. Local sepors will spit. Kherson can be in Hershly to Europe.
      Quote: Riv
      Well ... they renamed Dnepropetrovsk. And when? Kherson would have one too ... Subtract.
    3. andj61
      andj61 23 May 2016 08: 20
      +6
      Quote: Riv
      Well ... they renamed Dnepropetrovsk. And when? Kherson would have one too ... Subtract.

      Zaporozhye, as suggested, in Constipation? wink
      But in Ukrainian it’s Zaporizhzhia, it is generally rumored that somewhere outside of Paris ... repeat Kherson - do not touch!
      Nikolaev, too, somehow doesn’t sound like a Pogrom, probably named in honor of some tsar! Rename immediately! am
      What else is there? what About all sorts of different Kirovgrad-Dneprodzerzhinsk in general I am silent - probably ALREADY renamed. But the town of Boyarka near Kiev and Shepetovka in the Khmelnytsky region are inextricably linked with the novel by N. Ostrovsky "How the Steel Was Tempered". Rename immediately!
      Something decommunization in Ukraine passes purely Bolshevik methods. Then, too, everything was renamed in a row. request
      1. St Petrov
        St Petrov 23 May 2016 12: 51
        0
        Nikolaev - Mykolaev

  2. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 23 May 2016 07: 27
    +4
    I smile sadly .............. Thank you Tarakasha!
  3. igordok
    igordok 23 May 2016 07: 29
    +1
    Thanks. The result was Okoloradsky (Cockroach) Results of the Week.
  4. ImPerts
    ImPerts 23 May 2016 07: 34
    +8
    They’ve made some kind of Eurovision fetish, now they’re running around with him, they are babysitting. How much this zoo watched, followed the news, there are no artists of the Abba level there, no. Now this competition is not interesting to me.
    Our skaters in order to bend their price.
    Desovetization and de-communization - you have to think that the current leaders of Ukraine will be consistent ?! What Lenin and Stalin gifted will also be returned?
  5. Vladycat
    Vladycat 23 May 2016 07: 48
    +4
    Not even 2-ki but 1,5 shki. They take our beer freedom. Do not care about us. :). Well, neither of which are we anyhow. In sovdepovsky in a can and glass jars we will sell :)
  6. edeligor
    edeligor 23 May 2016 08: 26
    +7
    Not everything is still lost in the country of victorious Satanism, if bandits wear balaclava. That’s when they’ll take off, then u, we’ve arrived ...
    1. andj61
      andj61 23 May 2016 08: 34
      +13
      Quote: edeligor
      Not everything is still lost in the country of victorious Satanism, if bandits wear balaclava. That’s when they’ll take off, then u, we’ve arrived ...

      Yes, they can’t take off the balaclava: after all these holidays in Ukraine, they will have to come to Russia to earn money! bully
  7. Kotost
    Kotost 23 May 2016 09: 48
    +2
    For just one picture, 100 pluses would put laughing
  8. Ros 56
    Ros 56 23 May 2016 09: 53
    +4
    Enough is probably enough to deal with shit, to not let anyone out of the banderlogy for any earnings. Let them jump on. Only residents of LDNR help. If someone will testify, we are not against the Russians, it’s time for the guys to take up the pitchfork, Kovpak began his connection with 12 people. The fascists have seized your country, and you are working in Russia to earn money. Shame on you, how will you look into the eyes of children and grandchildren?
    1. edeligor
      edeligor 23 May 2016 10: 02
      +4
      Quote: Ros 56
      Enough is probably enough to deal with shit, to not let anyone out of the banderlogy for any earnings. Let them jump on.

      Recently, I nearly fainted, learning that the daughters of our state. banks hold in the country 404, 30% of lending! What, huh? We have sponsored them since 2014 and just now we are going to withdraw capital. I don’t understand something in the politics of the Kremlin ...
      1. Vasiliev Yu
        Vasiliev Yu 23 May 2016 19: 04
        +1
        [/ Quote]
        Recently, I nearly fainted, learning that the daughters of our state. banks hold in the country 404, 30% of lending! What, huh? We have sponsored them since 2014 and just now we are going to withdraw capital. I don’t understand something in the politics of the Kremlin ... [/ quote]
        Forbes wrote about this back in that year, I was also here then also sent to him (Forbes) to read.
        In principle, a common thing, banks tried to catch fish in troubled waters, hoped to get a healthy fat, but miscalculated.
        they won’t understand the simple truth:
        Du ... cancer is not the one who really is ... cancer (diagnosed), but the one who is starting a joint venture with fools.
        Again, our officials pr ... shred the money and again none of them are to blame, again holes in the budget are filled at the expense of the Russian population. Everything as usual.
        I want to believe, I hope, I will live to see the time when they start asking our stupid officials on their affairs.
        Sorry, night, blunted with a quote.
    2. Egoza
      Egoza 23 May 2016 12: 42
      +4
      Quote: Ros 56
      Do not let anyone from banderlog for any earnings.

      And it would be nice if Russia asked for "its" people .... we already have enough
      Lenur Islyamov is a citizen of Russia.

      Information from the head of the News Front agency Konstantin Knyrik (photocopies of the passport in the attachment !!!):

      Will Turkish investors of the blockade be surprised or not?

      But the doubting Crimean Tatars will definitely draw conclusions.

      A citizen of Russia carries out terrorist acts against Russia. It makes sense to put your citizen on the wanted list and demand extradition from Ukraine.

      Faithful and seasoned patriot of Ukraine, it turns out, for the convenience of doing business, back in 2011, he became a citizen of the Russian Federation.
      I wonder how Islyamov will explain this, and indeed, how will his brothers in arms and blockade react to this?
  9. Egoza
    Egoza 23 May 2016 10: 19
    +8
    Hello Tarakunushka! What are you gasping for - "Rename 300 streets ..." Yes, 600 streets of this one were planned in Poltava. Dnipro is yours and so rich, let's share, in the sense who will demand more money for decommunization.
    And the Dnieper River ... well, there will be Slavutich, we also have such a city. I do not like? Then Borisfen. they say that the Greeks called him names, but they still know that the Greeks are descendants of ancient ukrov, which means our name.
    And Klitschko is great! I went up to a group of young people of Azov. To educate the youth, so to speak. It is a pity that not to the Azov battalion itself - everyone is wearing balaclavas there too. Well, tell your Tarakanushka that there is no trace of repression, especially on the International Day for Biological Diversity. (May 22) It is necessary to celebrate in step with Europe ... today is the International Day for the Elimination of Obstetric Fistula. That's right, the midwives would not whistle in their time, maybe this would not have been born in Ukraine ..... well, you yourself know.
    1. Lankaster
      Lankaster 23 May 2016 10: 33
      -2
      Quote: Egoza
      Yes, in Poltava, 600 streets of that one were planned.

      Bullshit. There's a rename list near 100 streets.
      1. Egoza
        Egoza 23 May 2016 11: 20
        +4
        Quote: Lankaster
        Bullshit. There's a rename list near 100 streets.


        The governor of the Poltava Regional State Administration Valery Golovko on Friday, May 20, signed a decree providing for the renaming of streets in Poltava as part of the decommunization of 600. He announced this on his Facebook page.

        "A historical order for the Poltava region has been signed! Experts, civil activists, residents of Poltava, who took part in polls, historians, ethnographers, deputies have worked on the document. written by Golovko.

        He also noted that part of the streets returned the historical names that they had before the communist regime, another part was given new names associated with the figures of fighters for the independence of Ukraine.

        The order took up 27 pages of printed text. Starting Monday, they will begin to be published in the media. (see Versions)
        1. Lankaster
          Lankaster 23 May 2016 12: 09
          -1
          http://poltava.to/news/37819/
  10. engineer
    engineer 23 May 2016 10: 48
    +1
    Not a Colorado cockroach. A high-calorie bug. This is what my grandmother said when she saw a bunch of caterpillars on a potato field for the first time in her life. This is a gift from Poland sent to us along with potatoes during Brezhnev. Or maybe we do not need high-calorie cockroaches and other apples and sprats? They have enough. And better and more useful. One Zhirinovsky will kill the whole okhlyatsky raid with one left.
  11. Lexa-149
    Lexa-149 23 May 2016 11: 10
    +3
    we can rename the same Kherson or Zaporozhye
    laughing Peerless banter !!!)))))))
  12. Red_Hamer
    Red_Hamer 23 May 2016 12: 12
    +1
    And in Kiev, the mayor continues to win monuments. Moreover, given the boxing past, the end of the battle is near. Klitschko promises to 23 May last "fence".
    Well, everything is on the face! (Photo Clickable)
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  13. Egoza
    Egoza 23 May 2016 12: 44
    +5
    Rejoicing, Cockroach! Dnepropetrovsk will not be renamed !!!!!
    Kiev clowns were quickly and severely besieged by representatives of the Ministry of Transport of Russia. Since there is an international airport in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine is obliged to pay all the costs of changing codes and message systems.
    Of course, Kiev took a reasonable warning with hostility and, as usual, began to pour mud on its closest neighbors. A missing brain is always replaced by aggression and dangerous insanity. But even such narrow-minded figures, as Ukrainian people's deputies, could not swagger for a long time and sat down on the back point.
    Less than a day after the demand of the Russian Federation, a bill was submitted to the Verkhovna Rada on canceling the renaming of Dnipropetrovsk, Dneprodzerzhinsk and other settlements of the region. The deputy from BPP Sergey Kaplin submitted it for consideration. That is, Poroshenko himself backtracked and ordered to leave the city on the Dnieper alone.
    Nationalist Ukraine and its crazy rulers have a strong and tough leash. When it comes to money, Kiev sits on his ass and obeys circumstances.
    This time, Russia again put Ukraine in its place and in its own way canceled decommunization.
  14. Bramb
    Bramb 23 May 2016 15: 23
    +1
    So they don’t have any songs, it turns out. Write only left. From the word drink. )))
  15. Balagan
    Balagan 23 May 2016 18: 43
    0
    Tarakasha, as usual, in uniform!
    The clip is wonderful. Just how did you miss the Soviet film for the video? laughing
  16. gladcu2
    gladcu2 23 May 2016 18: 47
    +1
    Something is wrong with embroidered shirts.

    Too much clothing of the same type is needed.

    In Ukraine, what launched the line production? Or is China connected?
    1. domokl
      domokl 24 May 2016 03: 58
      0
      About a month and a half after the first march, Chinese-made embroidered shirts appeared on the markets. So what the Middle Kingdom does here. They forgot how to embroider themselves