Living "in the world of dreams" Poroshenko stopped "the largest army on the continent"

Petro Poroshenko said on Twitter that Ukraine managed to stop "the largest army on the continent," and even "to liberate Donbass 2 / 3", reports RIA News.

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

declared the president.

He was answered by the head of the State Duma Committee, Alexei Pushkov: “Poroshenko in the world of dreams:“ We stopped the most powerful army on the continent .. ”In the absence of at least one success, he comes up with bedtime stories.”

Earlier, Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova commented on Facebook on Poroshenko’s statement on the creation by Kiev of “one of the most powerful armies on the continent”.

She wrote: “One question: on what continent, according to Poroshenko, is Ukraine located? Apparently, the experience of amnesia affects. "

Comments

[zurbagan63]

Sick person

[vlad66]

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

They said to Petruhe that the last glass would be superfluous, it might seem that he didn’t listen, and that’s the result, the alcohol glitches overcame.

[Vladimirets]

Quote: vlad66

the last glass will be superfluous

He should not drink at all, especially alcohol with cola.

[sub307]

"He can't drink at all ..."

[I am human]

Heal, Petruha! Not that brain atrophy will come at the wrong time.

[30BIS]

I do not mind ! Let the cattle drink!

[Maj.]

squirrel drinks vodka, and she is RUSSIAN, then again the Russians are to blame

[PHANTOM-AS]

Yesterday, a kite of the Ukrainian Air Force crashed. There are no more air forces in Ukraine. After this incident, the Minister of Defense shot himself. Now in Ukraine there are no cartridges either.

[30BIS]

So he does not drink alcohol with cola, but cola with alcohol .. Beldonius is called .. Delirium tremens!

[Reserve officer]

And who has this largest army on the continent? An army of squirrels? So he had not stopped her ...

[Altona]

Quote: Reserve officer

An army of squirrels? So he had not stopped her ...

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Even in Soviet times, before the film show there were newsreels about the dangers of alcohol and medicine, it was proved that the "army of squirrels" was invincible.

[Platonich]

How does he look like Elttsyna !!!!

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: vlad66

They said to Petruhe that the last glass would be superfluous, it might seem that he didn’t listen, and that’s the result, the alcohol glitches overcame.

[BilliBoms09]

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

Not only does the president have glitches about victory that are "square" from the "squirrel", but he also poorly taught geography a continent called Eurasia and the largest army on this continent of the PLA, or he has, as in a joke: I will fulfill three wishes. Khokhol - I want China to attack Sweden. Fulfilled. Now I want Sweden to attack China. Fulfilled. And now China is back to Sweden. Rybka is surprised, why do you need this. But I want to see how they are through " moskoly "will run here and there." And if it is serious that the president, that the government, with the parliament and part of the population must be treated!

[moskowit]

"... Ataman Kozolup
there was a huge rifle
four leather sheepskin coats,
seven-shot carbine ... "(from urban folklore of the 60s)

[bovig]

Quote: vlad66

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

They said to Petruhe that the last glass would be superfluous, it might seem that he didn’t listen, and that’s the result, the alcohol glitches overcame.

Delirium tremens at Petruha ...)))) White and very hot ...))))

[Nick]

Quote: vlad66

They said to Petruhe that the last glass would be superfluous, it might seem that he didn’t listen, and that’s the result, the alcohol glitches overcame.

Of course, it’s sinful to mock the sick, but that the truth is the truth. Judging by Peter's latest statements, he is inadequately complete. So, after all, his comrades-in-arms will be taken away from him, but he will not even notice

[I am human]

He is already a complete gluconaut, living with the illusions that are born in the alcoholic head

[CORNET]

Petro Poroshenko said on Twitter

It’s probably his toasts between salvos ... In one glass the whiskey muffles and writes ... (some of the secretaries have time to remove them in the SBU ..)))) Well, the petunia is for zrada ... For OUR zrada!

[Altona]

Quote: CORNET

He probably has toasts between volleys ... In one glass, the whiskey muffles and writes ...

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Now he can write that he won Eurovision. Now let him look for money for his organization in 2017. So competently he was thrown this smut.

[Mahmut]

So this smut with Eurovision, he invented for himself. Look, the people of Ukraine wanted to blame Russia on Russia, so that they could finish the shreds of its economy to the end. But no.

[bocsman]

It is a pity that such politicians are not tested for the use of "doping" otherwise Petyunya would be disqualified for life! Well, for one whole bunch of the most "democratic democrats" from around the world.
But seriously, I never cease to be amazed at the ability of the US State Department to seek out and bring to power the most inveterate scum!

[Yak-15]

So similar to like. Everything is very simple.

[Signore Tomato]

Quote: bocsman

...
But seriously, I never cease to be amazed at the ability of the US State Department to seek out and bring to power the most inveterate scum!

In Russia, too, they want to bring to power either Kasparov, or oval, or some other trash.

[gg.na]

Quote: zurbagan63

Sick person

Is he a man ?! This is a BIG scumbag (subhuman) !!!

[Deniosf]

he is a usual misunderstanding, who now considers himself to be the navel of the continent ... but soon this navel will run like a rat on the run

[demo]

The habit of drinking in the morning is of course a diagnosis.
But this pretzel is far from sick.
After all, what he carries is prepared for him by speechwriters.
And those have a training manual issued for Ukraine in the White House.
For all "progressive humanity" professing "universal human values" Russia is an object of deionization to divert its own population from internal problems.
And for an ever greater concentration of power in the hands of the "euro" government.
We are a very convenient facility.

[Anglorussian]

Obviously he spills with three speechwriters.

After all, what he carries is prepared for him by speechwriters.

[Finches]

He carries this nonsense not even of his own free will, although he already believes in what he says, but behind him are wonderful Western political technologists as advisers who Goebbels studied not just like that, but from a scientific point of view and perfectly understood the methodological the basis of propaganda for managing the masses based on total lies! Once Goebbels, with the money of the Anglo-Saxons, convinced 80 million Germans of their exclusivity, but now they are doing the same with the 40 million people of Ukraine ... Nothing new!
Only there is one small problem - Ukrainians are not Germans, so that of them do not sculpt, how much money do not push in. The Third Reich will not work! It will turn out as always - "vulgar operetta"! But this Anglo-Saxons can not understand and can not!

[Finches]

I thought, thought, and for the sake of justice, I decided to add more fully - Goebbels propaganda, because this is a continuation of the Anglo-Sax propaganda machine realized in England during the First World War! The newspaper tycoon Lord Northcliffe, who was heading the British propaganda at that time, laid down the basic principles of the information war: ensuring credibility, and not the reliability of information through the skillful combination of false and true messages; massive nature of the impact; advancing the propaganda of the political actions of their government; propaganda support of the opposition of the governments of enemy countries; conducting propaganda on behalf of the patriotic forces of the enemy.
XXI several times expanded the boundaries of the impact on the minds of the audience, but the basic principles themselves remained the same! All these Facebooks are thought up with one purpose - the manipulation of the mass consciousness! This can only be countered with a comprehensive education that is widespread and accessible to the maximum number of people! That is why the first thing that pro-Western liberals destroyed was that in Russia, in Ukraine, it was a unique Soviet school! We still by inertia, it’s not so noticeable, but in Ukraine - there was a total destruction of the Soviet education system - which now brings dividends to the Anglo-Saxons, they received an obedient herd of biorobots and a bridgehead for their further expansion to the East!
The only mistake of the Anglo-Saxons is that, because of their overwhelming conceit, they are completely unable to take into account the mentality and traditions of the nation!

[Giant thought]

He smokes too much weed, but drinks it with alcohol, and then nightmares even come into his head.

[Ratmir_Ryazan]

Quote: zurbagan63

Sick person

No, he’s not sick, he’s corrupt ...

[Pilot]

Quote: Ratmir_Ryazan

No, he’s not sick, he’s corrupt ...

He is one and the other .. :)

[Observer2014]

Zurbagan63 RU Today, 09:15
Sick man recourse

Well, a patient or a drunk or a drunk is a patient without a difference. And I, back in 2014, I was typing, on the site here and the minuses I scooped up that if Russia does not help Donbass, then we will sit and look at the "peremogy" over Rossii.Esli now they already "blurt out" then imagine God forbid If the Donbass is completely abandoned. Then we'll hear enough.

[Monos]

We stopped the largest army on the continent ...

Oh how! And the Chinese do not know!

[vodolaz]

Where does he take such nonsense? International organizations involved in the fight against drugs should pay close attention to 404.

[torp]

After the third glass, you can stop the bald devil and the Martians!

[salomeeff]

He just with "bydu zihal"

[sgapich]

Yes, no, with "gluzdu z'yhav"

[ride78]

It is clear that he is driving, but by and large they stopped him. If you think deeper.

[DEfindER]

When they tell me about Russian troops in the Donbass, I can only answer one thing, until I see any evidence of the presence or absence of this fact, I can’t say anything, just like I can’t say if there are Martians or Hobbits there. I myself have not been there, so I have no idea what else could be there besides APU and VSN .. In general, it makes no sense to argue .. They live in their universe of protoucurs, and anyone who refuses to accept reality as it is is very painful then with it occurs ..

[ultra]

Quote: Ride78

by and large they stopped it.

Stopped, fact! The militias were stopped, though not the Armed Forces of Ukraine, but the Russian leadership.

[Arktidianets]

Apparently under the concept of the most powerful army of the continent, he meant the army of the LPR and the DPR.

[Holsten]

From the great to the ridiculous, one step - Petya Valtsman has already done it.

[rotmistr60]

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

A Jew by nationality representing himself as a "true Ukrainian" and Orthodox, and a fool as a fool. When you get drunk to the "devils", you will also see something else. But the question to this "strategist" is of interest - who does the "powerful coalition in the world" created by Ukraine consist of? Poroshenko, tie a drink and look at the world with sober eyes at least once. Europe has already started to shy away from you, and even the United States is looking askance.

[avvg]

Interestingly, Proshenko himself understands that he is "driving a blizzard"?

[Igor39]

The main thing is that Ukrainians believe.

[33 Watcher]

Quote: avvg

Interestingly, Proshenko himself understands that he is "driving a blizzard"?

Understands. But they didn’t explain one thing to him, that sometimes fairy tales need to be changed. Otherwise, they bother even the most stubborn. By the way, even they laugh at the petunia ...
But, not a politician, he does not pull, like all of them there, who are in power. Tales are fairy tales, but real ratings are needed, but they are not.

[Yak-15]

Get drunk ?! Behave yourself!!

[Pereira]

Come on you.
Such a wonderful deliberation is a wonderful entrance to drink a wonderful amount of wonderful vodka.
Everything is great.

[Anglorussian]

But the same still takes place! Look at all the queers at Eurovision! Seichas Yeshe and re-drink everyone!

Such a wonderful help

[godofwar6699]

Poroshenko stopped the largest army on the continent? is he talking about china

[I am human]

Sorry, you confused the continent with the mainland ... But the message is clear! The drunk, apparently, dreamed that the army of New Russia was the largest on the continent, hence the aftermath ... He needed to be treated, and not lead the country

[Yuri Y.]

Well, people, it makes sense to make speeches of the main pan-head for domestic consumption. They have already convinced us with their slogans and actions in the Donbass.

[ALEA IACTA EST]

After the next drinking, he will declare that the ancient hens defeated Frederick the Great, and he personally defended the Earth from the invasion of the Martians.

[dimdimich71]

In the maternity hospital they put a number of children: a Bandera, a German and a Russian, but they forgot to tie the tags. Confused ... Mothers come in - how to determine where whose ??? The German woman shouted - "Ha Hitler !!!" One baby straightened and raised his hand. The German woman came up and took him in her arms. Then the Russian came up and without a word took the other child in her arms. Banderovsha asks: - "Hey, Russian. Did you get yak, what is yours?" And the Russian replies: - "It's just that when the German woman shouted, my fists clenched, and yours shrieked.

[Kos_kalinki9]

In the maternity hospital

And a little more about maternity hospitals and obstetricians

[kotvov]

And a little more about maternity hospitals and obstetricians ,,
I don’t agree, 10% were dropped there by force, the rest were intimidated, and they constantly lie in the “non-living” confirmation of May 9 and the “Immortal Regiment”

[LÄRZ]

We stopped the largest army on the continent

Nice toast. And further in the text, it is also not a sin to pour. It is necessary to "wave" award sheets. And it would be nice to stay for that.

[Million]

Poroshenko probably already tired of bearing the nonsense that come up with the United States.

[Yak-15]

Quote: godofwar6699

is he talking about china

He does not speak. He is drilling)))

[narval20]

What they say is what they say.
ONLY "grandmothers" were dripping IN HIS POCKET.
It's simple

[Mountain shooter]

It's easy to stop ANY army if it doesn't touch you. With a bad game - smile. Restore the irreparable, return the Crimea (and, sorry, already returned), and then return the money ... Build the fleet (again by, they will not build), build the aircraft again, but at least keep the hryvnia exchange rate, people will soon be real will begin to starve.
Petya, you mixed up the continent, this Europe is called, but you probably meant Antarctica?

[Signore Tomato]

Quote: Mountain Shooter

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Petya, you mixed up the continent ...

The fighting penguins attacked Pettsenka, he fought off them with a bottle, when the bottle broke, the penguins disappeared ...

So a fairy tale was born about Petzenko’s gallop and the continent’s most powerful army, which he stopped.

[SergeyZel]

Everything is like the classic in "Evenings on a Farm Near ...". "You can't drink vodka every day, you have to every other day."

[avg-mgn]

I racked my brains, what kind of army and how did he stop? Finally it came to light — he was talking about the Ukrainian army, and he stopped him by digging it into the ground!

[HAM]

But you are 100% right: how many times Parsley himself declared that the Urkain army is the largest and most powerful on the continent!

[Alexander 3]

The smartest resident is the best nonsense in the world.

[igordok]

"We stopped the largest army on the continent, rebuilt the APU, liberated Donbass 2 / 3 and created a powerful coalition in the world",

What time We are already tired of counting.

[samarin1969]

“We (!!!) stopped the largest army on the continent, restored the Armed Forces of Ukraine, liberated 2/3 of Donbass and created a powerful coalition in the world”

Well, if by the word "we" Pan Roshenko understands the military potential of NATO countries and Ukrainian bashi-bazouks, then he is not far from the truth ...

[gabonskijfront]

The main problem of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is the creation of an attack group that is capable of solving operational tasks, and without the formation of full-fledged motorized rifle brigades, this is not possible, so far it has not been possible to create and equip with adequate equipment and personnel not a single brigade level compound, therefore, to fight as before will have to company and battalion tactical groups, and this is not the level of planning to even theoretically rely on success in a future conflict.

[Winnie76]

No Serdyukov in the background ...

[old pioneer]

A striking example of the detrimental effect of alcohol on the cerebral cortex .... How does he like to put the word CONTINENT to the word ARMY, and it doesn’t matter at all what army of which country.

[BOB044]

Petro Poroshenko said on Twitter that Ukraine managed to stop "the largest army on the continent," and even "to liberate Donbass 2 / 3", RIA Novosti reports.

He probably tweeted from a big hangover. And after reading what he wrote later, he ran to change his diaper, became obsessed. Drunk, but what can you take from a drunk analyzes and those are bad.

[popandopulo]

the reality is terrifying, darkness, chaos, desolation and a complete lack of perspective. so he gets drunk to find himself in a happy world of dreams.

[pts-m]

I wonder how this bullshit stopped the LDNR army. After the “trenching” in Debaltseve, he cried out for help to his friend Luka to organize Mensk-2. Descend, cuttings from a shovel in his throat.

[-СтрР° РЅРЅРёРє-]

“One question: on what continent, according to Poroshenko, is Ukraine located?”

It's simple - "Globe of Ukraine"

[Kos_kalinki9]

IIInternational guys live in the outskirts. And they believe ....

[Yuri Y.]

I think he just did not write the word sarcasm. Our person.

[Kos_kalinki9]

And here I am more interested in the expression-Watch TSN.

[GENERALISIMUS]

This is all Delirium Tremens. White, white and very hot.

[Evil 55]

No, Piglet again something in the morning clearly swallowed .. I read that cognac with Viagra and ecstasy causes dreams .. But what SUCH, I did not even imagine ...

[Dim Bes]

I think the Chinese after this (with their army) eyes were slightly rounded with surprise. And then they laughed to colic in the stomach.

[HAM]

As Semyon Semyonovich Gorbunkov said: ".. in his place I should lie .." - "You will get drunk !!"

[Zolotse]

There was a film "Groundhog Day", but it is necessary to shoot a film "Day of Powder, or rather morning"

[FIREMAN]

How has he not learned to stop diarrhea by force of "will"?

[Kibl]

I very much doubt that this pig knows about the existence of Twitter, especially in the morning and with a "squirrel" in a puddle of his own vomit under the bed.

[cap]

"Head of the State Duma Committee Alexei Pushkov:" Poroshenko in the world of dreams: "We stopped the most powerful army on the continent .." In the absence of at least one success, he comes up with bedtime stories. "

Petro Poroshenko does not throw words into the wind. Evidence of his skate, part of the bus to the summit brought with holes from bullets. Here and defeated the army and the evidence is there

[gamer]

the main thing is peace!

[Yuri Y.]

Honestly. Hard. I myself am a low-emotional person. But look at their astrakhan hats - remember the Soviet era (the army). And I want to speak)), for an adult. And on the other hand, they are waiting for this. Someone did not hold out, and so they parted (divide ...). Poorly. We were alone (when we won), doesn’t mean the Russians will lose something. It was just easier. Our Ukrainians (I love this peasant name of the Little Russians))), without the current negative), in the sense of the Russians, should (in terms of essence) understand the situation. Guys, just an argument! You will definitely need it.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Yeah. And the GRU fighters fleeing the balalaikas with vodka while fleeing. I realized that the piglet is not only thumping, but probably the haz is sniffing. Propane-butane straight from the pipe.

[Alexfu]

Brew in a pipe and Poroshenko a pleasure, and Ukraine a respite.

[I am human]

Therefore, gas does not reach Europe in full

[Spartanez300]

What can I say the diagnosis here is definitely delirium tremens, drink her darling is not so brain floats.

[loginovich]

Not tired of blaspheming the wretched yet? Valtsman needs to somehow explain his activities, that’s bears verbal diarrhea. Read his quotes only on April 1st.

[Stariknv]

What madhouse ran away to say such a thing?

[sub307]

VSUshniki themselves go "blow":

[Arkan]

Living "in the world of dreams" Poroshenko stopped "the largest army on the continent"

Alcoholic delirium again covered Petya.

[Alexfu]

It is time to put the word "president" (of Ukraine) in quotation marks in relation to the Ukrainian president. Then the word president in quotation marks will be perceived as "president" and there is no need to write Ukraine, a purely abbreviated version.

[sapper2]

Unfortunately, this nonsense delights some Ukrainians. This is how people should be fooled so that they tolerate these goats.

[Stinger]

He said correctly. Only it would be necessary to add: "Rabbit and I stopped ...", further in the text. Piglet and Rabbit stopped a lot of things.

[Corsair5912]

Each nation deserves its ruler (Socrates).
The people who spawned the OUN-UPA, neo-Nazis, punishers, executioners of the Donbass and fratricides of Russophobes are no better than their venal rulers of the lackey hypocritical overseas invaders.

[atamankko]

I am no longer surprised at his speeches about what to expect from an alcoholic.

[Lester7777]

I went over to celebrate, the poor man raves.

[Vladimir57]

It looks like this...

[VeteranVS]

clarification is required: did they liberate (from whom, only?!) 2/3 of Donbass, or lost 1/3?

[qwert111]

“Let the one who has never bought anything unnecessary be the first to throw a squirrel at him!”
cartoon quote
Here is another option, the squirrel made a hollow in the parashka’s head and lives there permanently! No matter what he does, no matter what the squirrel says, he is always with him!

[soroKING]

Well, I drank a bottle, well, two..., well, three, but why the hell get drunk?

[nemo9]

It's time to start a new chapter of War and Peace!

[Kibl]

I watched the news in the morning and I absorbed what Pig meant. It turns out that Ukraine won the Eurovision competition for lesbian housewives! A screaming female white whale of Tatar-Armenian origin did become the winner of “this”!!! Indeed, the Russian steam roller was contained

[Skifotavr]

Quote: KIBL

I watched the news in the morning and I absorbed what Pig meant. It turns out that Ukraine won the Eurovision competition for lesbian housewives! A screaming female white whale of Tatar-Armenian origin did become the winner of “this”!!! Indeed, the Russian steam roller was contained

Ukraine would have won even if it had been represented by a rabid pig. Sala to the nation!

[mamont5]

Yes-ah, drugs from the LSD group are something...

[wolk71]

Yes, the guy finished his drink. You need to have a snack.

[BARKHAN]

Stupid is not stupid, but look what projects are born...
I wake up this morning, and yesterday it turns out that Eurovision was... Well, to hell with it, I’m not interested in pederast movements. But something else turned out to be interesting... People all over Europe voted for ours. But some jury awarded the victory to representative Jamila Ukraine - “Crimean Tatar”... Well, to hell with it too...
The most important and interesting thing comes later...
Journalists were interrupted and purely by chance began to ask where Eurovision 2017 will now take place? In the singer’s homeland? In Crimea? So I almost choked on my breakfast laughing. They can’t not march into Crimea. It’s scary. It’s too late to convince the population. It’s too late. Namely, to crawl in cunningly and sneakily, like worms, to the hooting and approval of the geyropa...
And why the hell are they needed here with the whole dovecote?
Wow, what plans!
I hope that some of our liberal-fag-oriented cultural workers will not talk Uncle Vova into this nonsense. Well, it’s like there for “reconciliation”.
Use hooks to push them away from the Crimea and jam them with oars so that they don’t cling to the sides...

[Abbra]

But someday this will happen...

[t118an]

... He needs to be treated, but he runs the state. Yes, although... Everyone there is like that.

[MATROSKIN-53]

Eh, our calf and wolf were captured...

[rvn69]

It seems to me that Poroshenko is right. If this continent is Antarctica, then the Ukrainian army is in honorable second place after the army of penguins.

[Torins]

Quote: bocsman

It is a pity that such politicians are not tested for the use of "doping" otherwise Petyunya would be disqualified for life! Well, for one whole bunch of the most "democratic democrats" from around the world.
But seriously, I never cease to be amazed at the ability of the US State Department to seek out and bring to power the most inveterate scum!

Good people refuse to cooperate with them, so the states have to deal with the bastards

[_my opinion]

“We stopped the largest army on the continent, restored the Ukrainian Armed Forces, liberated 2/3 of Donbass and created a powerful coalition in the world”

But where is the logical conclusion of this - (plaintively) “give me money”?

[chelovektapok]

The largest army - 2,5 million Ukrainian migrant workers - could not be stopped by the Russian Federal Border Service, the Customs of the Russian Federation.... This is an ARMY! This is an INVASION! An army of feeding families thanks to work in Russia! No one has ever brought this to the detriment of Ukrainian Army fighters on Russian territory. Ukroposport, language... is not a reason for attack and neutralization on the ground.... And it will never be presented. From the Russian side, the Slavic Brotherhood is understood differently. than from the rabid banderlogs. Politics and guards are one thing... People and historical family relationships are another!

[nik61]

Strange... We live as if we were ghosts. The whole state... We do the right things, help Donbass, Syria, hold Olympics and championships... In the end, we just want to live well. As a result, we cannot be heard. and Piglet makes a statement to the whole world

[Pyokhar]

We are not the ones who live normally in Russia, but the little pig is always trying to prove that he is a moron. Both we and the universe believe him in this.

[sergzub]

I can’t believe that the president of the state is talking about this, every time I am convinced that Ukraine is a descent into a hole.

[rus-5819]

Quote: Altona

Quote: CORNET

He probably has toasts between volleys ... In one glass, the whiskey muffles and writes ...

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Now he can write that he won Eurovision. Now let him look for money for his organization in 2017. So competently he was thrown this smut.

And what is not clear how it will happen? “Give me some pennies and we’ll sort it out...”!!!

[Polar Bear]

New morning of a huge city,
I want to howl from the cold of my soul.
Many do not live here - they survive,
And often the death of the young chooses.
Dust underfoot, tired faces,
They look at home with sunken eye sockets.
There is no reason to have fun
Just a reason to go and get drunk.

The “Black Obelisk” was very accurately noted... Like the president, so is the country.

[konvalval]

The head of the State Duma committee, Alexei Pushkov, answered him: “Poroshenko is in a dream world[/quote]
This is not a dream world, this is a squirrel world.

[Papapg]

Sometimes, reading the statements of these leaders, the question involuntarily arises: what is going on in their heads, in what world do they live?

[Glory to Berkut]

Why should the best army on the continent, having disgraced itself, “liberate” Crimea? Come on Petrushka, gather all your freaks in a bunch and come to us. A cross on my belly - I’ll forget about the sores, take an AK and become a private in the infantry. I will tear it with my teeth. And there are thousands like me in Crimea.

[sgr291158]

It started again. Who can he and his rabble stop?

[Volksib]

Petro comes to the doctor and says. “Look at the doctor, my finger has turned black.” The doctor looked at his finger with a grin and said. “Yes, this is crap and we can’t treat crap.” Well, Petro walked home to the hut. A week later comes to the doctor and says. “Look, the doctor’s hand has already turned black.” The doctor looks at his hand from under his brows and says. “Yes, I’m saying this, s..nya, and s..n.a. we can’t treat it, walk Petro home to the hut.” Petro comes in a month and yells. “Doctor, look, I’ve already turned completely black.” The doctor sat down from what he saw. Wiping the sweat from his forehead, he says, “Eeeee Petro, that’s shorter PI...C and PI...EC is indistinguishable...

[LeftPers]

Petrukha served as a commander,
Petrukha loved to win

[Runx135]

The Army he is talking about could only be stopped by the ocean. And not for long, we would cross and go around the circle...
Parasha, you are dreaming!

[salavat]

Delirium tremens, the squirrel came our way. Here in Ukraine there is a zoo, a scribe comes to the economy, and a squirrel comes to the president.

[Volzhanin]

The purely Jewish-Saxon approach is to lie to death, no matter what.

[Viktor fm]

Zakharova told a joke about the "return of the Crimea." The notorious leader of Ukraine addresses in prayer to the Almighty, says: "Help restore the Crimea." And he answered: “You have already returned the Crimea, now it’s time to return the money”,

[96423 lom]

If a person, then it will last for a long time. (S.S. Gorbunkov)

[shubin]

Fabulous dolbojob.

[iliya87]

the strongest ones have their own equipment and new ones, and not repainted old ones and alterations of equipment from the 70s and 80s. And even more so, the armies and states of the most powerful do not run around and beg for help

[lpd1]

On YouTube, Poroshenko somehow guaranteed the payment of $1000 to each soldier per month to the rank and file, does anyone know how his nonsense ended?

[Olegi1]

“We stopped the most powerful army on the continent..” And we suffered losses. But she never showed up for the war :)

[Kulneff2009]

My grandmother used to say: "My cancer was getting richer!"

[dtlmvfr11]

Uncle, Petya, are you stupid?

[Romanenko]

Petya, behave decently, otherwise you first smoke all sorts of rubbish, play shooters and then your biggest armies are in the trash...
It's time to either quit or switch to lighter drugs.

[Villiam wolf]

Peter. Peter. Cockerel! or PETUSHILOO! PARASHENKO.

[tezey]

The peoples of Ukraine are very unlucky. The president is ignorant and this is a disaster for the country. True, this is not bad for his handlers. Fools are easy to control. But what I really get is an ignoramus. If you are writing for public coverage of your statements, then think about what you are writing. Here he writes that he stopped the largest army on the continent. Geography is not for Poroshenko. The continent is called Eurasia. The largest army on the continent is the army of the People's Republic of China. About 2333000 troops. Where and when the PRC army entered into military confrontation with Ukraine. Rave. The Ukrainian Armed Forces liberated two-thirds of Donbass. From whom did it liberate? Not voiced. From the PRC army, from its citizens, from Martians, from GRU special agents. The Armed Forces of Ukraine have been restored, writes Poroshenko. In the sense that the Armed Forces of Ukraine have lost everything that could have been lost. Excellent restoration. Keep it up. This is the confidence of the guys in Donetsk that the restored Armed Forces of Ukraine will continue to be unable to fight to achieve its goals. And of course dessert is something from the category of complete idiocy. Ukraine has created, not without the efforts of Poroshenko, of course, a powerful coalition in the world. What is it called, who is included in it and what is it created for. Again nonsense. I wonder what the citizens of Square think about this? After all, the further it goes, it will get worse.

[dvg1959]

Humorous actor - P. Poroshenko.
And one could laugh if such humor were not sad.

[Tanker21]

Eh, they've been digging into him, I'm already tired of it. It is clear to everyone that the President of Ukraine is talking complete nonsense, but in essence he has nothing left to do except this. There is no money, the country is falling apart, and somehow the poor Ukrainian people, tired of revolutions, Maidans and oligarchs, need to be convinced that everything is fine - even our army is the strongest. Everyone understands that this is nonsense, and he himself knows this very well. But he needs to pretend that everything is fine.