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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. May reflections

Greetings to you, my dear readers, tired of the holidays and country gardens! I wanted so much to write to you about the celebration of these holidays with us, which already pawed me. But I courageously read others. A lot of things have been written both for you and for us. So you have to choose from what. Something is true, something is not true.

As you already know, I am by nature a bummer ... So the Cockroach says. Although we have all the cockroaches their husbands say so. They think that they are stimulating labor feats. Yeah. Do not take into account the difference in the perception of the world. Cockroaches globalists! We solve world problems. Or, like me, for example, state. And to them what ... Children, flat, eat, relax ... What is there to wear or where to take off. Routine.

And now, reading articles from various sources, I noticed that the majority of journalists refer to other publications. Bang - the link, and a couple of lines was written by itself. Beauty. And I? I scour, scour ... As in the old frontline song - "for the sake of several lines in a newspaper" ...

In short, corrected. We have the most correspondent website. I’ll write from him about the situation in Ukraine. And, given my "workaholism", I will write only the headlines. I’ll even indicate the time of cheating. Friday Night 13th. Whoever wants it is easy to check. So, the situation in Ukraine through the eyes of Ukrainian correspondents! And only the first page News.

1. Ukraine.

Is the State Department concerned? The network about the verdict of Katsab ... Poroshenko called for increased sanctions against Russia. In the Lviv region found an underground shop for processing amber. Activists of Self-Defense, PS and Azov disrupted a Laboda concert in Ivano-Frankivsk. Lutsenko decided on the candidacy of his deputies. Klimkin about the arrest of Umerov. Gulag near. Lutsenko does not want to be Prosecutor General for more than 1,5 years. In the Rada, they returned to the question of the special status of the Zaporozhye region. Ukraine sent a note to the Russian Federation because of an oil spill. A riot squad brought the deputy head of the Mejlis to search. In the parliament instead of Lutsenko passes godfather Poroshenko. The court in Kiev did not recognize the military aggression of the Russian Federation. Eliminated network of illegal traffic in the DPR. In the Rada, deputies from BPP and the Radical Party fought.

Now, in order not to leave a false impression on Ukraine for a foreign reader, we will go over the city news from the same site.


In Kiev, a drunk cut a foreigner. Hackers broke the page of the head of the district police of the Kiev region. A tunnel of love will appear in Kiev. Metropolitan gang kidnapped people for apartments. In Kiev, appeared the highest in Europe Mural. In Kiev, detained a group of criminal authorities. In Kiev, during an accident on the bridge, a car caught fire. In Kiev, the ship was burning. There were details of the death of the television operator in Kiev. In Kiev, the attacker shot a police officer several times. In Kiev, the journalist died, throwing himself out of the window. In Kiev, a minibus crashed into a hotel. Near Kiev, the estate of businessmen was fired from helicopters.


The explosion of the projectile in the Kharkiv region: a man was killed. In the Kharkov subway, a blind girl fell on the rails. In Kharkov, a woman with children jumped under a subway train. In Kharkov, two people died in the fire. There was a photo from the site of the explosion in Kharkov. The explosion at the base of the "Schidny Corps" was called hooliganism. In Kharkov, an explosion on the basis of a company "Skhidny Corps". In the courtyard of the Kharkov school burst pipe. The fountain reached 20 meters. The manager of the Kharkov bank wanted to rob and kill the client. In Kharkov, auto patrol got into an accident. There was a video of the attack on a cop in Kharkov. A patrolman was injured in Kharkov. He is operated on. In Kharkov, in the middle of the street, a motorcyclist was shot.


In Dnepropetrovsk, a car crashed into a tree, there are victims. The number of victims from the explosion in the Dnipropetrovsk region has increased. The explosion in the Dnipropetrovsk region, two dead. In Dnepropetrovsk, a judge raped a lawyer. In Dnipropetrovsk hail fell. Dnepropetrovsk zekam drugs passed in a radish. The number of victims in an accident at Dneprodzerzhinsk increased. Victory Day in Dnepropetrovsk, arrested 7 people. In an accident near Dneprodzerzhinsk two girls died. In Krivoy Rog, the anniversary of the Victory was celebrated on 4 in the morning. In Dnipropetrovsk, a man died of rabies. In Dnepropetrovsk, a man called for the creation of a people's republic. In Dnepropetrovsk, 12 "thieves in law" was arrested. In Krivoy Rog priests were involved in an accident, there are victims. In Dnepropetrovsk, a ATO fighter found 20 grenades. In Dnepropetrovsk, they attacked the priest's house: his wife was killed. In Dnipropetrovsk, the judge was caught on a bribe.


The first cruise liner this year came to Odessa. Trukhanov presented the first electronic textbook. In the Odessa region, RGA officials profited from the poor. In the center of Odessa, a truck fell into a hole in the road. In Odessa, there may appear Shukhevych and Mazepa streets. Ex - heads of the Odessa Regional State Administration in a coma after an attack. On Odeschin lender shot at the debtor from a machine gun. Gaidar leaves Saakashvili’s deputies. In Odessa, 9 May detained 14 people. 9 May in Odessa: red flags, bikers and detentions. In Odessa, "mined" Kulikovo field. Fire in the fleet of Odessa: 10 buses burned down. In the center of Odessa, we found "Molotov cocktails".


Lviv celebrates its 760 anniversary. In Lviv, a teenager videotaped his suicide. Hackers posted on the site of the Lviv Regional State Administration greetings from the DPR. In Lviv, three policemen were caught in a bribe. In Lviv, the police and the Right Sector fought. A military soldier died at the Yavoriv training ground. A worker was killed at the construction site. In Lviv, they robbed the house of the mayor of the city. In Lviv, "Toyota" flew into a ditch, there are victims. In Lviv mass poisoning with vegetables. In Lviv, the driver knocked down teenagers in the transition. In Lviv five children were poisoned. In Lviv, marched to the anniversary of the SS "Galicia". In Lviv metro bus and three cars. The site of the Lviv Regional State Administration is not working for the third day due to hackers. In Lviv, shot drunk taxi driver. PACE deputies stood up for gay Lviv.


In the Zaporozhye region fired a minivan. In the Zaporozhye region faced three cars, four injured. In Energodar, an explosion occurred in a military unit. Drunk resident of Zaporozhye rode in a hearse with three corpses. Center Zaporozhye flooded heavy rain. Accident in Zaporozhye region, one dead, ten injured. A nine-year-old girl hanged herself in the Zaporozhye region. At the Zaporizhzhya NPP, another power unit was shut down. Bank robbery in Melitopol, injured police. In the Zaporozhye region, officials assigned 20 millions. In Zaporozhye fighting dog zazryz host. In the DPT in Zaporozhye, five people were injured. The Cossacks rallied against corruption at customs. In Zaporozhye, the killer and customer of the murder of a businessman were detained. In Zaporozhye, they noted the failure of the "Russian spring". In the Zaporozhye region undermined a businessman. The leader of the Union of Left Forces was beaten in Zaporozhye.

While typing the headlines, a strange feeling arose. I have never tried to make a picture of the life of a country just by headlines. Nature does not allow. I want to get into the most hidden corners. As a cockroach will say, this is where the most interesting things happen. And today ... Country of negativity? Country "vraskoryaku"? Country of the past? I do not want to impose my opinion on anyone. Moreover, I consider my opinion somewhat biased, but ... But what about the future for Ukrainians? Does something for the future happen? Not a single title about what will happen. Although not. On the electronic textbook in Odessa was. I do not know whether to congratulate us on this or order a memorial prayer ...

In the meantime, news of the Ukrainian economy from the same resource and in the same format. Only headers, no bills and comments.

The SWIFT system has undergone another hacker attack. Next news for 12 May. Trading on the US stock exchanges closed in different directions. SBU searches the office of the agricultural holding "Kernel". Ukraine has increased meat production. Kiev does not intend to buy coal from the Russian Federation until the end of the year. OPEC oil production peaked in eight years. The Ukrainian pipeline will resume deliveries of diesel fuel from Belarus and Russia. Payments to depositors Khreschatyk transferred. Profit from new tariffs will be spent on the gas industry. There is no reason to clean up the management of Ukrgazodobychi. Groisman.

This is our economy. Industry and, so to speak, agriculture. And believe me, you can read such news daily. Today, the Ukrainian knows about Russia or Western Europe much more than about the neighboring city or district. Only according to "intelligence OBS". Who does not know, decipher tricky record. OBS - one grandma said.

Recently, one of the old friends, a cockroach with a rather peculiar sense of humor, presented an excellent definition of the current government of Ukraine. Government maggots! But the truth. Maggots there. Prefer to live in, sorry shit. Constantly crawling. Create the appearance of work. And in the end ... They crawl out of their cocoons and fly off somewhere else. And all those who believed them, remain in this very shit.

One such "flies" has already flown away. Colleagues followed him in a swarm. And we, those who remain, were offered new "maggots". Soon these will die. Break through their cocoons, and ... in a bright dream on the wings. Money for themselves nagrebut enough. For a bright dream.

And now about the very serious. The fact that most of you, dear readers, do not know. Not because you are not interested, but because the powers that be hide such things.

What is any person? Anyway, any living creature? Right! Not money, not food, not an apartment, not children ... Every person always has something that can be sold! Human body. Alas, in the process of evolution you lost the ability to regenerate. You have a "set of parts" is issued once and for the entire period of operation. And this term, a resource, as my relative-engineer says beautifully, is limited.

And so, the money "earned" above the roof. And there is no time left for any spending. The technical component of the person, the materiel, begins to “creak when walking,” tingling when turning or tilting. And already about what the “inner world” is turning into, it’s scary even to write. To me here, one comrade from Odessa recounted the conversation of two quatrains (this, who does not know, our native Black Sea shark is like that) at the seashore. One says: was in at a resort in France. Ate from the belly. There are such swimmers! A layer of fat, a layer of meat. Then again the same. Yummy. And the second quatran answers: No, I am a gourmet. I'm feeding here. Ukrainians, of course, are not the same. Skin and bones. But the liver!

So, continue on the topic. Stop distractions. Despite the strange reluctance to accept Ukraine in the EU, despite the delay of this notorious “visa-free”, we found a way to get there legally! True, like everything that we do today, it is not yet clear. Whether zrada, or peremoga.

Rada approved in the first reading the bill No. 2386-1 on the trade of private companies with the internal bodies of Ukrainians. They are not allowed into Europe entirely, we will break through in parts. Liver, kidneys, heart ... What else is in the price, I do not know. The main thing is to break through to the EU!

But I still remember the law of the year 1999. The one that forbade taking organs of Ukrainians for transplant. Only with the written consent of the relatives of the deceased. And it almost overlapped the organ market. Time, it is strictly limited during transplantation.

But Maidan opened freedom! In the 2015, the amendments were adopted to the exact opposite. Now the bodies can be taken from anyone, if there is no written waiver of this action. Which of you, dear readers, have such a refusal? And where is it stored? So ... Any one of us today is a potential transplant patient. A sort of "canned" for future transplants.

And according to the new law, the organs can now be safely taken from us in any basement. Private clinic. And do not care about the fact that in this way we give the green light to a terrible phenomenon. Beggars Ukrainians will start selling organs massively in order to survive. This is not Gabon or even Amazonia. This is something resembling Majdanek or Auschwitz.

No, the deputies showed "concern for the people of Ukraine". The draft law provides for the liability of "black transplantologists" for the trade in organs. There is no license for the fact that you are a doctor - you will receive ... And, thanks to the animals, to the fullest. Till 10 years for trafficking in human and animal organs! This is how native deputies treat voters. You humans, and we cockroaches, dogs, cats, wood lice and other "animals" are equal! Probably peremoga ...

And at the end of the notes a little “wiggle” as it is now fashionable to write. I understand that the opinion of the cockroach is not particularly important for people. I understand that some after this part will think about the "minor" in my head. Think. Maybe you are right.

Once, at the time of Holy Russia, Vladimir Red Sun said (excuse me, I do not remember which ballad I read it): "It happens that it will force you to go through the mud. Only pigs can swim in it." I repeat, maybe not exactly reproduced. But essentially this does not change.

Ukraine today "goes through the mud." Going, more and more soaked with this smelly slurry. Getting used to the stench, to the bloodsuckers around, to the dirty linen, to the marsh chomping at his feet. But it goes. Goes in the hope of entering the clearing. Go where the real life is. Human Memory remains. And 38 years, if you believe the Bible, still go. Two years already "chomp". Moses his just forty years and drove. To forget that past life.

But those whom we chose, those who today "express the opinion of the Ukrainian people", are doing their job. And they do, I must say bluntly, clearly according to plan. And what is the plan today? The economy was killed. Friendship of peoples killed. Even the Victory, however, has not yet been completely killed. Hatred of their own old men is sown. So that? What is left of our past? And what can be selected?

Right. There is more housing! It is also necessary to de-communize it. Think bent cockroach? Turn on the brain to the external broadcast. So you read my mind.

Hryvnia is successfully "in the ass." And this "ass" is supported exclusively by foreign loans. That is, at any moment it can be pushed so further that even the output from this "backside" will not be visible. The purchasing power has dropped at times. What, by the way, it is different from your ruble. This I mean that many of the Russians simply do not understand why we are following the course of gas and petrodollar. We are completely dependent on this dollar. And you ... Only when on vacation somewhere you leave and change rubles.

Tariffs have already been increased to unaffordable for normal Ukrainian values. And this is just the beginning. Further general increase in prices for everything! And at the same time frozen pensions, salaries, payments ... At the same time, there is talk of ending the general subsidization of the poor.

The middle class in Ukraine is practically dying. We have no middle class. There are very poor, moderately poor and richly poor. Next oligarchs. And there are no conditions for its revival either.

Foreign investment? Funny thing right. Which of the normal businessmen will invest in a country that itself decides whether to repay debts or not? Who will invest in a country where the money just disappears? Who will invest in a country where everything is "killed"? Only the IMF remains. And the results of the IMF can be seen in many countries where they carried out their reforms.

In the country, private structures began to be created, at the request of the same IMF, which would use force to solve the problems of arrears in payments. Established OSBB, appointed management companies. But the most interesting thing, today it is necessary to confirm the ownership of only an extract from the register of real estate! Papers can shove yourself the same place where the hryvnia is located. What is the registry? That's right, a computer program. And any data there can be either entered or removed. One click of the mouse - and you are no longer the owner.

As they say Odessa, in the country is preparing a big "nix." And the "nix" this directly affects everyone and everything. What will the violent "withdrawal" of apartments lead to? No, it will not lead to a national explosion. But to the separation from their homes for sure. People will be forced to migrate around the country in search of affordable housing. Searching for a job. In search of opportunities to live. And since such places are less and less, some Ukrainians will be forced to “dump”, as the snotty patriots like to say, from the country.

Another way to solve the problem of "extra people." The broadcast is interrupted. Next yourself. Think with your head, with your huge brain. I'll go to sleep. Morning paints with a gentle light the walls of the ancient ... me. And the sun, I somehow not very. I love, but ... They can come. Yes, and I work at night. Habit.

At this let me finish the excursion in May Ukraine. The promise given to myself, not to touch the theme of the holiday, fulfilled. And now eat and sleep. And you a happy day. Lots of positive and good mood.

Yes, at the request of readers - the song. As a gift for the holiday to the heroes of the video and the situation with us ...

Always yours - about Tarakan.
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  1. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 16 May 2016 06: 18
    Thank you Tarakasha for the sad humor in thought! Glad to you !!!!
    1. Sharapov
      Sharapov 16 May 2016 10: 26
      The abundance of Ukrainian crime chronicle reflects realities. And this is not very funny for the people ...
      The toothlessness of the ukromilits was aggravated by the early mass release of prisoners from prison (amnesty). Last month, my sister’s apartment, living in one of the reg. centers of Ukraine tried to rob. They tried - because there was nothing special to take - the sister has not been working for half a year due to a complete reduction in the telephony of UKrtelecom in the city. A stolen broken laptop, an old cell phone and a cheap ring with a chain do not count.

      He shared this news with his comrade at work - and he answered me - that since the beginning of the year it turns out that the apartments of his ex-wife, daughter, and son-in-law, minibus driver, bandits were robbed not childishly from the beginning of the year - he insisted on paying for the fare without thinking. ..
    2. Stranger03
      Stranger03 16 May 2016 12: 21
      Thanks Tarakasha. I am pleased to read you. But the farther, the sadder and sadder. Do not feel sorry for your oligarchs, horses, sorry for the simple Ukrainian people. 90 years multiplied by tens of times. God forbid that in Russia this happened again.
  2. ImPerts
    ImPerts 16 May 2016 06: 35
    What's again?
    But they won the competition!
    And Jamala, who entertained everyone on Rosa Khutor last year, will now increase her rates and become inaccessible to Sochi resorts.
    1. Bayonet
      Bayonet 16 May 2016 07: 05
      Quote: ImPerts
      But they won the competition!

      It was a "political song contest". Who would doubt that the score (with such a "jury") would be high? wassat
      1. SSR
        SSR 16 May 2016 08: 05
        Quote: Bayonet
        Quote: ImPerts
        But they won the competition!

        It was a "political song contest". Who would doubt that the score (with such a "jury") would be high? wassat

        Already in the news headlines.
        "The Danish Eurovision jury mistakenly awarded Ukraine 12 points"
        If not for the hype in the media, I would not know about this party 3.21s
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 16 May 2016 07: 12
      The yin and yang of ruin existence look completely different, although they have the same meaning. This phenomenon is called the "Genot wheel" and looks like this (clickable):
      1. Kos_kalinki9
        Kos_kalinki9 16 May 2016 07: 36
        Yes, they look different in different ways. At Pedra in the morning, probably so
    3. Pomeranian
      Pomeranian 17 May 2016 16: 27
      Quote: ImPerts
      But they won the competition!

      Uh-huh. We won a hole in the budget, not a "competition" ...
  3. svp67
    svp67 16 May 2016 07: 00
    The "Great Ukrainian Dream" ended up in the same place as the Ukrainian hryvnia.
  4. Zomanus
    Zomanus 16 May 2016 07: 01
    And after all, they continue to blame Russia for everything ...
    Although without Russia, they are waiting for depopulation and a rollback to the farm past.
    Well, actually strive for that.
  5. LeftPers
    LeftPers 16 May 2016 07: 07
    Thanks to the author, the clip cheered up in the morning. Hello to Donbass from Siberia.
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  7. Riv
    Riv 16 May 2016 07: 54
    It is gratifying that PACE deputies do not insult Lviv gays. There is still something good and kind in this world.
  8. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 16 May 2016 08: 03
    Moses his just forty years and drove

    There are no Moses in Ukraine, therefore there is no one to lead Ukraine to a brighter future. When in a country under the rule of Judah one should not expect good.
  9. Dimy4
    Dimy4 16 May 2016 08: 14
    About gardens right to the point!
  10. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 16 May 2016 08: 30
    Sadness. And such a country was ... comfortable, hospitable, such a melodious, burning Odessa humor and alpine skiing in Transcarpathia ... Oh!
  11. Deniosf
    Deniosf 16 May 2016 08: 49
    Quote: ImPerts
    But they won the competition!

    It doesn’t matter who handed the crystal microphone. It is important who ordinary people voted for - the majority, and not a handful of people in the jury who evaluated the competition from a political point of view.
    When summing up the results of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016, the Danish jury confused the evaluation system of the participants and gave Ukraine 12 points instead of zero, despite the fact that the highest score was intended for Australia. Therefore, I would not be surprised that Eurovision 2017 will eventually be held not in Ukraine, because there is no money for this kind of competition. They (the Ukrainian authorities) hope to hold Eurovision-2017 at the expense of Western investors. Kiev not intends to spend budget funds for the competition. Is the statement too daring?
  12. Nikolay71
    Nikolay71 16 May 2016 09: 21
    Selling organs is something. Looks like the bottom in Ukraine is really not.
    Be careful Cockroach, so that they do not crush.
  13. absurdity
    absurdity 16 May 2016 10: 24
    Type in our media is not the same ram. Even here on the site all advertising of neighboring resources is through and through. As for Eurobachinnya, we don’t care about the Stavropolites: the day before yesterday there was hail, and the next day there was a citywide exhibition of carpets and blankets on cars.
  14. Olegmog
    Olegmog 16 May 2016 10: 27
    The article completely ruined the mood! It’s also Monday!
    Sis already moved to Orel, she left a family
    drag here. But home, household, where to put everything!
  15. xBoris
    xBoris 16 May 2016 10: 34
    .. lead Ukraine somewhere ..
    If we survive, we will see.
  16. Lelek
    Lelek 16 May 2016 11: 30
    (Gaidar leaves Saakashvili’s deputies.)

    Manya does not leave, she was kicked out of the administration (probably turned out to be less "professional" than Monica Lewinsky). It is "taboo" for her to enter Russia, she will dwell in the "Square".
  17. Lelek
    Lelek 16 May 2016 11: 38
    (Government of maggots! But it’s true. Maggots are.)

    Here is one of these "maggots" with a "diagnostic" past and a fascist present, surrounded by smelly half-corpses:

    1. gorozhanka74
      gorozhanka74 16 May 2016 13: 49
      .... and how to look at THESE veterans ... they are the most pitiful.
  18. Lelek
    Lelek 16 May 2016 11: 43
    (But those whom we chose, those who today "express the opinion of the Ukrainian people" are doing their job. And they do, I must say frankly, clearly according to plan. And what is according to plan today?)

    And according to the plan - decommunization of the former Ukraine "in Kiev":
  19. Polar Bear
    Polar Bear 16 May 2016 12: 23
    I myself was born in Ukraine, and it’s very bitter to read about everything that happens on its territory ...
    But thanks to Tarakasha for the article, everything is "on top".

    I will amuse myself with the hope that someday there will be a "Square" of its own "Moses".
  20. wax
    wax 16 May 2016 17: 17
    Ukraine has not died yet ...
  21. Mikado
    Mikado 16 May 2016 18: 47
    "In Dnepropetrovsk, a judge raped a lawyer." I thought Cockroach was joking. Googled. This is the second time this year in the Dnipropetrovsk region, when judges do this with female lawyers .. This is .. how? .. belay It really does not fit in the head! The judge can be anyone, but to stoop to that, even in the country of triumphant madness! If there are such judges in this madhouse, then Somalia nervously smokes on the sidelines!
    1. Winged 38
      Winged 38 16 May 2016 20: 25
      There’s nothing to even comment on, I’ve tried for more than three months ... As always, the cockroach +!
  22. Kubik
    Kubik 16 May 2016 20: 55
    Clip full Respect !!!
  23. vetka
    vetka 17 May 2016 12: 49
    Register in Ukraine.

    And you know that our Duma also considers such a law:

    ..Now the state registration will be certified by an extract from the Unified State Register of Real Estate (USRN), which will combine the currently existing Unified State Register of Rights to Real Estate (USRP) and the State Real Estate Cadastre (SCN). A unified database should eliminate duplication of information, and most importantly, negate errors that still often happen.
    JUSTICE website. NO: