So said Zhirinovsky. By the 70 anniversary of the great seducer

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For the time being, I, like many, took Zhirinovsky for a person, mildly, frivolous, and even blind in one eye - when he, not seeing that the lion’s success of democracy, was pushing dictatorial slogans such as returning Russia to the rank of empire or giving police officers the right " shoot a rustle. " But single-eyed - quite a ridiculous vice only among binocular sighted. When in a society that has broken the chain, not a stare through the blind predation of all against anything else — other disadvantages turn into advantages.

- The Democrats are working for us: we broke the Communist Party - we have an extra niche. They became for us when they destroyed and burned the Union. Democrats inject and pass on to us. Get ready for the fact that we will soon become the ruling party. Remember: each of your neighbors is a voter. Sick, drunk, bad - still a voter.

So said Zhirinovsky, when he still had practically nothing but his restless sip.

For the first time alive, I saw him in 1991 on the platform of an on-board vehicle, a distant daughter of a carriage and an armored car, during a rally of already fallen communist-patriots on Manezhnaya Square. On the one hand, the insanity of those who, without holding the horse of power by the mane, tried to hold it by the tail and gave orders to an already non-existent country, reminding a meeting of Napoleons in an insane asylum. On the other hand, the successes, for the sake of saddling that horse, a country that does not exist: even thicker than all the rallies, ranks of people polluted by trade, innocently hurrying to cash in, deceiving each other.

And at the junction of these two equally wild Irtyshs for a moment, it seemed to me that since a democratic binocular in a slogan is a breakdown in life in general, isn’t it really better than one eye?

“Russia is a great power with a powerful army, and we are distributing it to fight against the Russians.” If the outskirts want to live independently, let them live - but with kerosene lamps. It is impossible to make everyone happy - this is a lie of democracy. The country turns into a shooting range for those who itch! I will lead such a policy that the people themselves will sweep away the leaders who split them for personal arrogance and doomed them to poverty. Yes, I will have a whip - for criminals, national separatists. I promise a whip in the afternoon - otherwise there will be a whip at night. 70 years of you squeezed juices to build an army. Now you pay for disarmament. The previous ones were preparing for war - they did not start the war. They laid the table - but did not let them come up ...

So said Zhirinovsky, offering temporarily, for better and sighting visibility, to blind one eye. But who, if not in the morning with a scythe, would have bought into such proposals - when it still seemed that the situation was about to be corrected, the society would recover and the fruit of democratic reforms would be in hand?

However, if the therapy is not keeping pace with the increasingly aggravating disease, even shock, surgery is gaining credibility. And why, then let the people let go, not worse than the prices, settling in the market-based mutual gangsterism, wouldn’t power choose gangsterism?

The devil said to Christ: bow to me - and take possession of the whole world. Zhirinovsky said to the hungry non-Christians: your table is laid! And those who sweated worse than Negro’s Uncle Tom over his cover, while scientific communism licked from the dishes, then capitalism — every day the payment that was not due to the sins of fasting was all more offensive and offensive.

- You have no other choice, you will soon want a dictator. But I will come legally, under the guarantee of free elections. If not me, the other will come anyway and will no longer give any guarantees. Dictatorial transition mode is required. I tell you frankly, where will I get the money from, who will win, who will lose. They are afraid of me in the Baltics, in Finland. Let them be afraid. And do not be afraid.

So said Zhirinovsky. And the operator of the next TV shooting in his headquarters, having finished his work, turned to the new prophet:

- Vladimir Volfovich, can I make a personal request?

- You are welcome.

- My wife asked me in the morning to give you a low bow.

It has long been noticed that in the opposition every leader looks prettier. It is clear: it is easier to lie, swear on the shrines of slogans: I will resign, cut off my hand, lie down under the train - if I do not hold back ... But the fatal "if" comes - and always flies at the promised address. What happens to shrines then?

The shrine of democracy is freedom. To her, the power of Yeltsin and his apostles-democrats at the time of promises attached safety, prosperity of all, peace. And, as usual, lied. Freedom alone has come true. The rest is banditry, ruin, war. The man, being free, behaved like a pig. The authorities of power, voluntarily or involuntarily, have embodied this swineish, uterine-aggressive principle into politics and moved the people into slaughter against each other. But does such an unintentional result cut the sanctum itself? The question is hard.

Christ, unlike our crooked promise, was straight: "I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." And Don Quixote, having seen the convicts chained in chains, did not drop his flight:

“I want to ask the signors of the guards and the commissar to unchain them and let them go in peace, but to turn into slaves those whom the Lord and nature have created free, it seems to me extremely cruel. Let everyone answer for their sins. ”

Then, however, he broke, when the liberated convicts immediately nakostilili first to him - but his ideals, however, did not change.

Of course, life is not a book. But these books are written from life and embody the innermost aspirations of people. And now, looking at the swift rise of Zhirinovsky, I did not truly see what, with the aggravation of the accruing bedlam, the people would choose: to stay or part with the freedom that was already sprinkled with all the terrible costs? But this was the rating and the future of the Liberal Democratic Party with its leader, if he lied - quite frankly:

- Lies are always a tool of politics. Somewhere we are fake. I, for example, as a lawyer, for the abolition of the death penalty. But people are against - it means, and we must say: for cancellation later. People are irritated by speculation - it means that we are for a temporary ban. The main thing is that we are clean: we have not been in the Communists, we have not participated in power with the Democrats, we can blame everything on them. In general, it is better to avoid these words so as not to scare anyone away ...

The leader was echoed by his ideological associates:

- Russian can do everything: shoe a flea, launch a plane above all. One can not: live. Need order. At the station stuck a toad with cement, cement grabbed. Call the station manager, driver, dispatcher - and shoot from a machine gun. Tomorrow the trains will go without stopping ...

- Soon Russia will not be at all. All snapped up mafia dealers. Yeltsin does not rule the country - on Tuesdays reports to the mafia. 7 took years to get dirty money, now they will be invested in the property, they will hire guards and kick us in the ass! ..

- Already grabbed. I have a furniture company, but I cannot buy land, property - they directly ask: is there so much to take bribes? No - free. I have a carpenter, I worked all my life, he says: I’ll go out to the frontal place with an ax - and without a glass I will even chop, chop, with a smoke break only ...

I do not recall these speeches in order to catch on the angry word of the Zhirinovites. I think that under the claim essence of these words, many would subscribe today. But out of it, than the wilderness in our stuck tank, the more angry all the consequences follow. And even not so important, it crystallizes around Zhirinovsky or someone really worse. Some slogans from a seductive arsenal such as pacification with truncheons of all dark-skinned or even pale-faced - no, no, the most democratic sovereigns also realize. And the temptation to solve all the problems with the help of the "guards" is. And I don’t know how to argue with blinded fury, which unfortunately is true, except for the official one: saw, saw, then these things will be gold! Although I sincerely wished that it were so.

I don’t know, unlike those who are doing a good cashier today at the desperate debut of two thousand years ago, and why the Son of Man, at the moment of temptation, rejected the authority given immediately by the devil. And he chose his tedious, disgustingly ungrateful way of the cross - although with his data he could surely reach the highest dishes in the trade or domineering mafia. But how much mankind since then has not endeavored to straighten the whip of the unsuitability of the free, sometimes swinish will — every time then it returned to the truth that this very, perhaps, incalculable example presents.

And because I still do not voluntarily give up a penny beyond what is due by right to Caesar. And the fact that the one for whom I, in insane blindness, voted and substituted my forehead on the barricade, turned out to be not so good, only convinces me that none of these Caesars can be completely good.

Whatever any of them say, including the most likeable ones.
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  1. +20
    April 28 2016 12: 42
    Happy Volfovich anniversary. His exclusive manner of expression is very useful for announcing Russia's vision of world events.
    1. +9
      April 28 2016 13: 12
      Quote: NAV-STAR
      His exclusive manner of expression happens


      Zhirinovsky performed by Stoyanov:

      -Vladimir Volfovich, you say that a citizen of Russia should be free, what do you mean?
      Are you a citizen of Russia?
      -Yes.
      -Free!
      smile
      1. +5
        April 28 2016 16: 40
        Vladimir Volfovich, and you watch Good night, kids?
        Why should I believe some pig that I have to go to sleep !!!
    2. +13
      April 28 2016 13: 19
      Originally belonged to Zhirinovsky with irony. But he began to respect him after confirming his forecast for Iraq. When the US started the war in Iraq against
      Saddam Hussein, Zhirinovsky described the prospect as an orientalist. Meaning: Hussein holds the BV in the world, and if the Americans remove it, Iraq will divide into Sunnis and Shiites, civil strife will begin, which will spread to the whole BV. I remembered his predictions, because exactly how they came true. The Middle East is blazing.
      1. +7
        April 28 2016 15: 39
        I remembered his predictions, because exactly how they came true. The Middle East is blazing.

        not only about the Middle ... A few months before Boeing in Donbass he said - "Tomorrow they will shoot down a plane over Ukraine and blame Russia!" There is a video that those who do not believe can be sure. In my opinion, in April ... A long-term existence in politics of a clown, which some want to see him, is impossible, he often speaks about serious things from the rostrum, and the deputies from United Russia laugh ... and the people cry from their politics request
    3. +3
      April 28 2016 13: 21
      Quote: NAV-STAR
      His exclusive manner of expression

      РћРґРЅРѕР · РЅР ° С ‡ РЅРѕ .... smile
    4. +9
      April 28 2016 13: 22
      Today, agitators from United Russia came from the mound, so I immediately left them from the doorway "I am for the Liberal Democratic Party", immediately left, of course, you cannot argue with Zhirinovsky laughing
  2. +3
    April 28 2016 12: 45
    In the form of Hochma, to the day of Vladimir Volfovich!
    On Thursday, a Kiev court, at the request of the main military prosecutor's office of Ukraine, issued permission for the arrest of Vice Admiral Alexander Vitko, commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation. This was reported by TASS with reference to the press service of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine.
    "The investigating judge of the Pechersk District Court of Kiev satisfied the petition of the prosecutor's office in full and granted permission to detain the commander of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation Vitko," the statement reads.
    At the same time, the press service of the Prosecutor General's Office of Ukraine clarified that earlier Vitko "had been charged with committing a number of grave crimes against Ukraine." Well, the warrant issued today for the arrest of the commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet in Kiev was explained by the fact that the "accused" did not appear at the prosecutor's office within the specified period. I wonder if they expected something different in the Ukrainian capital?

    And now the question is, What will Ukraine come to arrest the commander of the Black Sea Fleet? what
    1. +4
      April 28 2016 12: 56
      Quote: VNP1958PVN
      And now the question is, What will Ukraine come to arrest the commander of the Black Sea Fleet?

      Not at all. It would be better not to insist on them, otherwise the admiral in his transport to them will drive up, with accompanying.
  3. +5
    April 28 2016 12: 49
    that none of these Caesars can be completely good.

    And when was it that someone was good always and in everything? There is no need even to delve into history, which then itself will dot all I.
  4. +3
    April 28 2016 12: 52
    [quote] Call the station manager, driver, dispatcher - and shoot from the machine. Tomorrow the trains will go non-stop ... [quote]
    Volfovich in his repertoire! Is burning!
  5. +18
    April 28 2016 12: 53
    In general - do not twist it, but Zhirinovsky is a great politician and high-quality analyst. Without it, Russian politics would be empty and boring. I think that I am not the only one to see how his political predictions come true when they are already forgotten. But to see him as president ... It will be stronger than Faust.
    1. MrK
      -9
      April 28 2016 13: 02
      Quote: Abbra
      Without it, Russian politics would be empty and boring.

      Indeed, without a clown is always boring.
      1. +1
        April 28 2016 23: 17
        Quote: mrark
        without a clown it’s always boring.



        Rather the jester. Given that the jester was usually part-time secret adviser the monarch. By the way, google how many bills from the LDPR were passed and how many state awards Zhirinovsky received hi from Putin - for your contribution to lawmaking!

        By the way, the famous Khoja Nasreddin often plays the role of Tamerlane's jester in anecdotes. Google who Nasir ad-Din Tusi is (though in real life he was finance adviser Khan Khulagu, because lived a hundred years before Tamerlane)
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    2. +2
      April 28 2016 13: 22
      Quote: Abbra
      I think that I am not the only one to see how his political predictions come true when they are already forgotten.

      "A Russian soldier will wash his boots in the Indian Ocean" - in the 90s it sounded, well, very funny. 2016: making friends with Iran, Syria - and the ocean is close. And not in a swoop, like the passage of ships, but quite real special forces, who are already an infantry unit, will completely wash their boots in the Indian Ocean. It's not funny anymore, it's almost real!
    3. +2
      April 28 2016 13: 22
      Quote: Abbra
      I think that I am not the only one to see how his political predictions come true when they are already forgotten.

      "A Russian soldier will wash his boots in the Indian Ocean" - in the 90s it sounded, well, very funny. 2016: making friends with Iran, Syria - and the ocean is close. And not in a swoop, like the passage of ships, but quite real special forces, who are already an infantry unit, will completely wash their boots in the Indian Ocean. It's not funny anymore, it's almost real!
  6. +2
    April 28 2016 13: 01
    That's why he and Zhirinovsky, not everyone can oppose himself against Volfych.
  7. +11
    April 28 2016 13: 06
    What did the author want to say? belay the situation with the Russian literary is just a deplorable situation - trying to speak figuratively and allegorically heaps up chaos from a set of Russian words. WRITING and WRITING is necessary when there is no strength to endure (s), but, I add - it is not always interesting to observe. No.

    And about Zhirinovsky, one can say that he is an interesting and ambiguous person and politician, but some of his statements are prophetic, and this speaks of his analytical mind. Yes, and knowledge of 4 languages ​​is respected. Whether it’s another matter to support him or not is everyone’s private affair, but you should not perceive him as a clown or a jester. hi
  8. +3
    April 28 2016 13: 07
    "So Zhirinovsky said ..."
    I remember his statement: Every woman has a man, every man a bottle of vodka laughing
    1. 0
      April 28 2016 16: 59
      Quote: DMoroz
      "So Zhirinovsky said ..."
      I remember his statement: Every woman has a man, every man a bottle of vodka laughing

      So it should be so, though with one, mine feel supplement: each man a bottle of vodka per week. Both women are satisfied and men. And if there are still decent salaries ... !!!
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  10. +1
    April 28 2016 13: 11
    Author-BRAVO! Great syllable and wonderful skepticism.
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  12. +6
    April 28 2016 13: 16
    Talking and doing are different concepts! But they speak, politicians, all masters
  13. +1
    April 28 2016 13: 18
    Not mine, from the Internet:

    Sometimes you want to save just in case, and choose Zhirinovsky as president.
  14. +11
    April 28 2016 13: 19
    Vladimir Volfovich is now very old of course. But I always read his brochures because they contained a lot of useful ideas. He is still a well-educated and thinking person, in contrast to the same Medvedev, for example. His theses about "monarchy" and "worthless communists" are interesting, but these are just labels with which he operates. In the "communists" he did not like and did not like the Suslov ideological narrowness, the inability to use a military tool in imperial politics, the inability to deal with vassals. We only brought tanks to Prague in 1968 and became "bloody despots". The United States bombed Yugoslavia in the trash in 1999 and Serbia is already striving for the EU, but the rest of the former Yugoslavia has long been there and in NATO. In general, as a critic of the authorities and a kind of exhaust valve VVZh is always in demand. Well, to voice extreme ideas on the topic "if you bring the Russians, then even Martians will not seem a little."
    1. +2
      April 28 2016 17: 04
      Quote: Altona
      But I always read his brochures, because there were a lot of useful ideas in them.

      I applaud you. Very few people judge Vladimir Volfovich, shall we say, not "on TV". Most do not even think that emotionality, shocking, "clowniness" is nothing more than trying to convey their thoughts to as many more people. The simpler, the rougher, the clearer it is. Nuances are for specialists.
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    3. +1
      April 28 2016 18: 11
      "The Old Horse does not spoil the furrow ..." Volfovich still announces ... But, indeed, almost a "witch" ... Much turns around according to his forecasts.
  15. +5
    April 28 2016 13: 24
    Charisma in Zhirinovsky that is necessary for nothing is one of the most popular in the internet.
  16. +9
    April 28 2016 13: 30
    That's right - the first liberal-democratic (!) Party in the USSR was created to "blow off steam", but to have a pluralism of opinions. And then Vladimir Volfovich became a figure. It is worth listening to his opinion, because he often says what the officials cannot say. Behind the simulacrum of a political clown is an experienced political fighter. Happy anniversary!
  17. +6
    April 28 2016 13: 43
    Volfovich is a politician, undoubtedly clever, but nothing is known about his deeds. Only everywhere: Zhirinovsky said, Zhirinovsky expressed, Zhirinovsky said, Zhirinovsky wrote, Zhirinovsky predicted ..
    Although, other well-known politicians begin to make promises only before the elections and safely forget the same promises immediately after the elections
    1. 0
      April 28 2016 23: 22
      Quote: TsShVS
      Volfovich is a politician, undoubtedly smart, but nothing is known about his affairs.


      Google to the rescue! I give a hint: google how much bills from the LDPR It was accepted and how many state awards Zhirinovsky received hi from Putin - for your contribution to lawmaking!
      1. 0
        April 29 2016 07: 40
        Quote: Weyland
        Quote: TsShVS
        Volfovich is a politician, undoubtedly smart, but nothing is known about his affairs.


        Google to the rescue! I give a hint: google how much bills from the LDPR It was accepted and how many state awards Zhirinovsky received hi from Putin - for your contribution to lawmaking!

        The Liberal Democratic Party maintains a huge amount of "party" housing - where poor families live (small apartments, which, by the way, belong to Zhirinovsky - he does not even know their addresses - there are dozens of them, but - the party pays part of the housing and utilities services and taxes for them ...); The Liberal Democratic Party "sponsors" public transport in some cities - partially reimburses the costs of tram, trolleybus and bus routes for some factories in several cities of Russia ... Well, they also do something there - specific: this is the table, this is the money ... from party funds! Because The Liberal Democratic Party (party members!) Owns some industries, has profits from them ... Those who wish - yes google ... those who doubt - will ask ...
        And all this is not advertised loudly and pompously - these things have been done since the 2000s ... They still do BUSINESS, take an example from old communists!
  18. +3
    April 28 2016 14: 33
    Ponte to bash, not tossing bags. He’s a smart guy, of course, but just hold on to the form of communication. Well, by and large, this is a Kremlin project. Really did not see, if they want to present the next disgust to the population, then the first thing it was voiced by the VVZh, and in a rather original form. And there, as it rolls, people will continue to take it seriously, but no, they’re starting to chew, like now, again today Siluanov proposed raising the retirement age to 65 children.
  19. +4
    April 28 2016 15: 01
    I have a carpenter, I’ve worked all my life, she says: I’ll go out with an ax to the frontal place - and without a glass I will even chop, chop, with a smoke break only ...

    Eh Volfovich, you know how to accurately express the state of mind of the Russian people .. Although I did not vote for you, but with many of your statements I agree 100%!
  20. -5
    April 28 2016 16: 02
    Zhirik boor and poseur. How did I get this idol of lumpen. For so many years he has been breeding his electorate with his bullshit, and after all, they trust this nostradamus to fucking. Someone would try to speak derogatoryly about other nations, urge napalm to burn the city, drop the atomic bomb ----- because in a moment it would have thundered in a zugunder, and the son of a lawyer was all like goose’s water, such as being a patriot, then rudeness, populism and extremism no one notices this figure.
    1. 0
      April 28 2016 18: 08
      SerzhK RU Today, 16:02 New

      Zhirik boor and poseur. How did I get this idol of lumpen. For so many years he has been breeding his electorate with his bullshit, and after all, they trust this nostradamus to fucking. Someone would try to speak derogatoryly about other nations, urge napalm to burn the city, drop the atomic bomb ----- because in a moment it would have thundered in a zugunder, and the son of a lawyer was all like goose’s water, such as being a patriot, then rudeness, populism and extremism no one notices this figure.


      I wonder who and for what put you cons? I agree with you, Zhirik Hamlo of the "highest guild".
      I want to add more. Most of all, it is surprising that young people, who still have margarine in their heads, "follow" him.
      I can give you an example of what this beholder is. In the Smolensk region in the fall of 2015, several carriages, painted in the symbols of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia, stood on the side tracks, and from the "matyugalniks" located on these cars a cry was heard about what kind of shitty GDP and power in Russia. One negative flowed, everything was gone, everything was bad, i.e. the meeting of the corresponding electorate took place.
      Can you imagine how much this "walk" on the train costs ?! How many such trains are there in our country ..? Who pays for these trains ..? And most importantly, why has this propaganda been done for more than 25 years? "Kazachek" rocks the boat! And for this, first of all, the youth is fooling, in the best traditions of Goebel's propaganda.
  21. 0
    April 28 2016 17: 55
    Well, damn right, everything is to the point and in plain text ... But the head of Russia cannot put it, it can break firewood and shed blood unmeasured ...
    1. 0
      April 29 2016 10: 04
      And why grin, not a single word did not say funny. I really wanted to make a lot of laughter on the table for such an attitude to serious things and the speaker.
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  23. -1
    April 28 2016 18: 32
    In 2003, in Transbaikalia, I saw Zhirinovsky's train. He traveled with agitation in the Chita region. The entire railway station was delighted with him. As if he himself handed them out a bottle of vodka, 50 (fifty rubles), a T-shirt with the LDPR logo. Here is why the son of a "lawyer" was so shy that his father was a lawyer.
  24. -4
    April 28 2016 18: 39
    PCTRL and what did you expect? Zhirik always had his own electorate, both literally and figuratively. So I’m not surprised by the minuses, because the tram boom also has its fans.
  25. +2
    April 28 2016 20: 45
    You say: VVZH - boor. But is it not gentlemanly to splash juice into the face of a real boor ?! Volfych is very right in many ways, but, having grown to a large size in politics, sometimes he should not be as possessed as Aloizovich or Duce.
  26. -2
    April 29 2016 07: 53
    Once upon a time I watched a long "interview" with Volfych; or not an interview - rather a "heart-to-heart talk" ... Then I asked about his biography, googled, looked ...
    His childhood was difficult, not sugar ... they lived poorly, for a boy and a young man with such a lively mind it is difficult in such poverty; he told me - he took care of every book, put it under his pillow - so as not to part ... And a lot more ... Again - "dad is a lawyer", also a problem, starting from school!
    ... In general, I deduced for myself: this is a man called "made himself"! Regardless of his current social status and political platform - not everyone can boast of this!
  27. +1
    April 29 2016 08: 29
    Here excuse the right word, maybe I have completely impoverished my mind. What is the article about?
    I read a damn thing three times, I didn’t understand, everything was on the heap. I did not evaluate, because I did not understand.
    Explain the essence of this opus.
    1. -1
      April 29 2016 10: 08
      Here excuse the right word, maybe I have completely impoverished my mind. What is the article about?
      I read a damn thing three times, I didn’t understand, everything was on the heap. I did not evaluate, because I did not understand.
      Explain the essence of this opus.


      therapy is not keeping pace with an increasingly aggravating illness, even shock, the probability is gaining progressive verbal diarrhea with the most exacerbated form of expressing his highly moral thought excursions into the political battlefield of Vladimir Volfovich. Binocularly one-eyed, the author explores the politics of not only the hero of the day, but also those stuck in the tank, from Whose anger follows and follows belay

      excuse me for the text, I suffer from stupidity, that's why I used this author's ... like it ... in general ... I shouldn't have read it several times ... I'll have to call Sportloto again, let them come and figure it out! wassat

      dog-dog. do not take to heart the misunderstanding of the article - a set of letters, this is not a reason to understand the content, because if you read the alphabet there you don’t understand at all - what's the point ?? hi
  28. 0
    8 May 2016 11: 41
    Good person - founded a family business