Poroshenko signed a decree on the organization of work "Headquarters of the Supreme Commander"

The official website of President of Ukraine there was a message that Petro Poroshenko signed a decree №171 / 2016, regarding changes to the regulations of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC). Among the changes is the appearance of several additional points, which the leadership and the NSDC secretariat (Poroshenko himself, as well as Turchinov) must implement.

These are points that concern the organization of the Supreme Command Headquarters of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Military Council of the National Security and Defense Council.

Item 10-1:
work is organized Supreme Commander's Betting in the case of its education.

Item 10-2:
the work of the Military Committee of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine is organized (...)

The decree also reports that, within the framework of the National Security and Defense Council, possible amendments are being made to the draft law on the state budget for items related to ensuring the national security of Ukraine. If the National Security and Defense Council seems that too little money is being spent on the defense of Ukraine from the state treasury, then the expenditure part, it must be assumed, will be quickly revised.

And if the concept “Headquarters of the Supreme Commander” appeared in Poroshenko’s decree (even if the Headquarters has not been created yet), then, probably, we should expect a replenishment of the decree in the form of creating paper fronts ...

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[RUSS]

The Generalissimo thinks himself no less

[Volzhanin2]

Quote: RUSS

The Generalissimo thinks himself no less

There is a bet now, if it is over it, it will issue a decree on the lying of the Supreme Commander
And then they survived already, a refutation was given that his wife, under the tree after the New Year’s celebration, was looking for ... Now she won’t be worried and would not search: either at Headquarters or at Lezhka

[Thrall]

Sound the dirt! Gov .. The commander is coming!

[cniza]

Painting - Petya and a glass, very symbolic.

[nadezhiva]

Quote: cniza

Painting - Petya and a glass, very symbolic.

A glass with a glass, but Petya was going to fight again? Like spring, so in a psycho aggravation.

[Persistent]

Sound the dirt! Gov .. The commander is coming!

Instead of the Russian series “Liquidation” (directed by Sergey Ursulyak), Ukrainians watch the reality show “Self-liquidation” (producers Valtsman and Groysman).

- In Ukraine, the perpetual motion machine was invented
“And by what principle does it work?”
- According to the principle "Ukraine and the rake"

[Dryuya2]

Quote: Thrall

Commander-in-Chief ...

[Lukich]

Quote: Volzhanin2

Now he won’t be worried and will not search: either in Headquarters or in Lezhka

or better in prison

[Persistent]

or better in prison

Even if he’s sitting in the bet, she’s also a caches !!! ....

[INVESTOR]

Stalin perhaps imagines himself ??? Trick

[kitamo]

Quote: INVESTOR

Stalin perhaps imagines himself ??? Trick

Rather, Hitler ... the Germans in 1942 near Vinnitsa, everything was prepared for him, so good disappear ...

[cap]

Quote: INVESTOR

Stalin perhaps imagines himself ??? Trick

In a tie for 25 "green" to the head of the Bet does not hold out (click) Stalin

These are the people who head the Headquarters of the Supreme Commander.

[NAV-STAR]

He probably outplayed the casino. He makes all bets, he clearly imagines himself a lucky Debaltsovsky Napoleon.

[The black]

"The rates of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief"

Well, what are the commander-in-chief RATES?

[1976AG]

Quote: Black

"The rates of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief"

Well, what are the commander-in-chief RATES?

Crimea has already lowered, in line Donetsk, Lugansk, and then how it goes.

[Diana Ilyina]

Somehow petsya not seriously approached the matter. "The headquarters of the supreme commander-in-chief" is an attempt to resemble the "bloody tyrant" of all Ukraine, Comrade Stalin! For petsyuni, you need to establish the Reich Chancellery and the headquarters of the Reichsfuehrer, all of them, it will be good news!

Petro, after the next admission to the chest of that one and look at the generalisimus, will appropriate himself.

M-dya, the Ukrainian night is silent, but ... to hide already nothing dumb!

[Diana Ilyina]

The next in line will apparently be the order for the army "'re coming out-cyborgs "number 227" not a step back "!

[Lelek]

Quote: 1976AG

Crimea has already lowered

He did not lower the Crimea. Crimea pushed around for some time in a foreign land (not of its own free will), said: "Fuck you ..." and returned to its historical place, prepared in 1783.

[Coconut Tima]

If it seems to the commander-in-chief that too little funds are being spent from the state treasury "for the defense" of Ukraine, then the expenditure side, presumably, will be quickly revised.

[Thrall]

Pete's form is coming

[sir_obs]

Yeah, Zaporizhzhya designers from the previous post, probably already preparing a sketch of the order for the most abnormal help.

[avt]

Quote: sir_obs

, probably already preparing a sketch of the order for the most pomozhnogo penomog.

Aha - the order of the Maidan tire of four degrees. The third degree is a tire, the second is a smoked maidan tire, the third is a burning tire, and the highest is a soot burning with soot. But the question is - how will I be on the move? Well, do not roam in Moskalski - the rate of the Supreme Commander. Yes-ah-ah! A lot more Pedro with a squirrel kuldyaplik shoot at this rate .... and how many crocodiles from his uniform will shake ... horror!

[Diana Ilyina]

Almost so it will be on the move, at least the translator gives out like this: the rate of the supreme head commander! Funny language, most of all "litak" touches me!

[Northerner65]

Shvydka is medical help (Ambulance)

[Nymp]

Quote: Diana Ilyina

Funny language, most of all "litak" touches me!

And it sounds even better in the case of a terrorist attack: - "letak bulged out" - the plane exploded!

[Rostov Papa]

Yeah, Zaporizhzhya designers from the previous post, probably already preparing a sketch of the order for the most abnormal help.

Now they are carrying a snack to the warehouse where alcohol is stored, Pyotr Alekseich has been inspecting it for the second day.

[Observer2014]

Poroshenko signed a decree on the organization of work "Headquarters of the Supreme Commander"
This is not even buffoonery! This is a "squirrel" gentlemen! It is a "squirrel"!

[vovanpain]

Quote: RUSS

The Generalissimo thinks himself no less

Damn, Joseph Vissarionovich spits in the next world, such a generalissimo will drink the entire rate, along with the commanders of paper fronts.

[Samen]

Still bets there? No more bets!
ZERO fell out. You are bankrupt, gentlemen!

[uskrabut]

that nooo, pederalisimus suits him better

[Mavrikiy]

Quote: RUSS

The Generalissimo thinks himself no less

President e, you need a bet. I'm afraid he messed up a bet with a night vase.

[Monos]

Powerful, strong, creative! Fear Putin! Now you are definitely Pedro pissed off!

[Vadim237]

The rate - the stack of the Supreme Commander is two liters every day - the Supreme set.

[Arkhan]

I don’t want to prove anything to you. Just leave it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQpIZ4SdSUY
You decide what to do with it.

[Baloo]

Poroshenko signed a decree on the organization of work "Headquarters of the Supreme Commander"

wahahahahaha

[Dam]

He did not sign, but waved, but waved hard before it. Two more whiskeys and there will be an order on the work of the headquarters of the Great Intergalactic Empire 404. Three more and the heading will go into bed

[vladimirw]

it feels like he's not drying out. all this resembles delirium tremens, Generalisimus in the same chamber with Napoleon!

[avvg]

As the mayor of Kiev called, in my opinion, "dill" is being prepared for "land."

[tiredwithall]

Then one goat * l already made a bet near Vinnitsa, but ended badly at 45.

[gamer]

all the makings are there!

[Combitor]

Quote: igorek

all the makings are there!

[bad]

Poroshenko signed a decree on the organization of work "Headquarters of the Supreme Commander"

..md .. soon there will be nobody and nothing to command him, but imagines himself only as Napoleon .. ..and in a glass on the photo is a vodka?

[newcomer]

full. whatever the psycho would play, if only he wouldn’t play in the room. approximately so I look at this article.

[Dmitry Potapov]

Petruha lights it, don't pour any more! But what about decommunization? Does he know that JV Stalin never went to the "sixes" with the West?

[Valikborin]

and they never asked for money

[Camel]

Hmm, Petya was very confused .. He is not Joseph Vissarionych .. But VVP very similar to him, there would not have been a large sheer ...

[loginovich]

He’s mowing down under Stalin. I’m afraid that all bets will end with PR by Roshen. No matter what a Jew thinks, he still thinks of a golden calf. There is no way out of the Old Testament.

[Russia]

Take away the bottle from him and drive out the squirrel!

[cap]

Quote: Rossi-Ya

Take away the bottle from him and drive out the squirrel!

He bothered her

[V.ic]

Mania grandiosa is in a drunken stage with Mr. Waltzman.
"Go, go. We will cure you. Alcoholics are our profile." From the movie "Prisoner of the Caucasus".

[old pioneer]

The rate in the understanding of the merchant is a fixed part of the salary. What did you think about?

[Grabberxnumx]

In this "Waltzman's casino" Obama is still in charge, and if he says "Bets are placed! There are no more bets!", Then it will be so.

[kit-kat]

So what, then, is war?

[Dezinto]

on the organization of work of the "Headquarters of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief"

I already do not immediately understand the wording ......

In addition to this crap, I remembered 13 admirals for three warships? Thirteen Admirals Karl!

Come on Ukraine ..... come up with something worse!

Perhaps - I do not affirm of course, but I suspect that if it goes on like this, then the Moon will turn out to be the Ukrainian planet. With all legal rights registered in the highest Ukrainian court.

No, well, but no. Since such a cat-rush has already started for two years!

In my opinion this .... ak signs and issues decrees simply because - .... well, when the cat has nothing to do.

The country just breaks through bottom by bottom, Yatsenyuk greased skis. Petya pondered - yes, he came up with ... - "a decree about what thread should be issued"!

[Wiruz]

And who, excuse me, will he command?

[ALEA IACTA EST]

Moseichuk and Lysenko will produce in the marshals?

[Ros 56]

He doesn’t want to start a war, moreover, a major one, otherwise he’ll bet on hell. Or did we misunderstand, did he mean a bet in a casino? Who knows for sure, explain, we are worried.

[LÄRZ]

But why, there’s already a bet in Vinnitsa Volshants, just stop by.

[nathanael]

As we now lack Joseph Vissarionovich

[1st_user]

I can’t understand why they are minus the article and its author? For a dry statement of fact? For the fact that he simply informed us of the lawlessness in the world? So, it would be better if we did not know this? Well, let's put on pink glasses and write only cheers-patriotic articles, and we don’t need to know what is happening in the world!

[Tanya]

Finished myself ...

[drags33]

Does the pig really not understand that he is ridiculous? Doesn't seem to understand ...

[cherkas.oe]

then the consumables, presumably, will be quickly reviewed.
And what? They will rearrange the comma. Where is the money, Zin?

[Lelek]

"Clause 10-1:
the work of the Headquarters of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief is organized in the event of its formation. "

"The bet has been made, gentlemen of the jury. Please, - money on the table. Once again, - money! What, no money? Then why the hell do we need a bet - we will not educate until they give money."

[demiurg]

Stalin, of course, is a controversial figure. But in the first place, he did not steal, and secondly, he left behind a superpower.
One thing at least needs to be done to try on the greatcoat from the shoulders of a great man.
Or did he imagine himself Suvorov? Well then, you have to sleep in a greatcoat in snowdrifts.

[1774]

It reminded me there was such a creative group of cartoonists during the Great Patriotic War Kukryniksy, they have a caricature called "At the reception of the possessed commander-in-chief." orders. Hitler, wait, I need to collect my thoughts. Who is interested in google.

[KRIG55]

Whatever the child would amuse, if only the woman would not ask ....

[kolobok63]

Petya, Petya, Petya! When will he calm down?

[From Udmurtia]

Tarapunka swung at Everest! But, because he and Tarapunka.

[Combitor]

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[Combitor]

And let the military science be adopted from the Americans ...

[pvv113]

And if in Poroshenko’s decree the concept “Headquarters of the Supreme Commander” appeared

Then he wants to become a generalissimo

[Yarik76]

Given the Ukrainian specifics, Pedro should organize a cache, the Supreme Headquarters in another Country with other ideas.

[driver]

But in vain you ernish ... The rate has been created ... Now wait until they are assembled in full force, and for everything, everything is one CALIBER ... Explicit saving of ammunition.

[rus-5819]

Quote: avt

Quote: sir_obs

But the question is - how will I be on the move? Well, do not roam in Moskalski - the rate of the Supreme Commander!

It will be right: the rate of the supreme commander!