Civil embarrassment. Drama in one act
CITIZEN (Silent)
PATRIOT: Well, why are you silent? Are you silent? And we, patriots, fight for you every day like in a war — with these ... (He points to Liberal.) But what a war! At least there is a fight, then a dream, and here there is no sleep, no rest ... Before lunch, in the Duma, then live broadcast, and then in an informal setting ... Hey, can you hear me?
CITIZEN (NODS.)
PATRIOT: Did you fall asleep at all? Wake up (Slightly beats the Citizen on the left cheek.)
CITIZEN (Nods intelligible.)
PATRIOT: Well, well then! Do you understand though that Putin is our everything? The best that Russia has today is even better! If not Putin, then who? Do you understand? (Beats Citizen slightly stronger.)
CITIZEN (Nods harder.)
LIBERAL: So what were you sprawling before him? What are you - an amoeba without their brains? Putin's slave? (Beats the Citizen on the right cheek.) No, look, they beat him, but he is silent! Yes, let me finally give up this Putin's troll! (He beats the Citizen on the same cheek.) Do you at least understand that Putin and democracy are two incompatible things? What Putin Putin can not be a replacement?
CITIZEN (Nods with understanding.)
LIBERAL: Well, thank God, it even came ... (Beats the Citizen approvingly on the right cheek.)
PATRIOT: Who do you give yourself to beat yourself, moron? (He beats the Citizen condemning his left cheek.) Do you really care who beats you? Putin is rowing for you without rest, we, the patriots, are rowing for you for Putin, and you cannot give to any of these Greves, Kudrin, Medvedevs! (Beats the Citizen from the soul in the left cheek, he staggers, but does not fall.)
LIBERAL: And for Medvedev you will answer to Putin!
PATRIOT: What, I said Medvedev? Where? When? Witness who? All you are lying, deceitful Liberal, and your villa is in Nice, and your children abroad are learning!
LIBERAL: Witness - Citizen! He will confirm! (Beats the Citizen in the right ear.) And your villa, by the way, is across the road from mine! And children in the same college with my study! ..
PATRIOT: Well, no! Do not confirm! Do not even hope! (He beats the Citizen from the whole span of his left ear, he falls.) And about the children and the villa - this also needs to be confirmed ...
CITIZEN (Attempts to kneel, but falls back.)
LIBERAL: Well, it seems that today our civil duel with you is over ...
PATRIOT: Looks like ... This is what citizens are still unstable for us!
LIBERAL: What are you like under your Putin?
PATRIOT: Listen, he is my same as yours! Stop splashing on the audience - see, she no longer responds.
LIBERAL: So where is it now? In the National? In the fish market?
PATRIOT: Perhaps, in Rybniy - there they just delivered fresh oysters, they only called me an hour ago. It means that neither ours nor yours will yet be, we will sit in the order of the Constitution, without this ideology prohibited in it ...
LIBERAL: Will there be girls?
PATRIOT: And no one has yet forbidden them! Today, by the way, they also delivered fresh ones ...
(The Patriot and the Liberal are removed; the lying Citizen tries to portray something after them, but they don’t turn on him.)
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