A spokesman for Kuchma said that holding a parade in Kiev in the DPR and LPR 9 may be considered a violation of the Minsk agreements

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A surprising statement was made by the spokesman for the representative of Ukraine in the contact group on the settlement of the situation in the Donbas Leonid Kuchma. Darka Olifer (the name of the press secretary) said that Kiev would consider the Victory parade of 9 of May 2016 of the year in Donetsk and Lugansk to be a violation of the Minsk agreements. At the same time, Ms. Olifer called the Victory Parade "the passage of military equipment."
Such a statement Olifer made on Facebook:

(...) on the eve of the celebration of 9 May, we warn representatives of certain regions of Donetsk and Lugansk regions: the holding of the so-called the parade of military equipment in Donetsk will be a direct and gross violation of the Minsk agreements. In accordance with the agreements, all weapons must be withdrawn from the line of contact to the places of their permanent deployment, and this withdrawal must be confirmed by the OSCE SMM.


A spokesman for Kuchma said that holding a parade in Kiev in the DPR and LPR 9 may be considered a violation of the Minsk agreements


Ms. Olifer made such a statement at the end of the next round of the Minsk talks by representatives of the tripartite Contact Group, which ended about 3 hours ago.

It is noteworthy that the party (Ukraine) allows itself to make allegations of violations, whose troops recently captured the village of Shyrokyne and, firing on the territory of the DPR, crossed the contact line in the area of ​​the so-called Yasinovatskaya interchange. Why are these actions Ms. Olifer among the violations does not include, and the Victory Parade refers?

By the way, the appearance of veterans of the Great Patriotic War on the streets and squares of the cities of Donetsk and Luhansk People’s Republics Darka Olifer doesn’t consider a violation of the Minsk agreements? ..
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  1. +26
    April 20 2016 19: 38
    Insanity grew stronger ...
    1. +41
      April 20 2016 19: 44
      Quote: Holsten
      Insanity grew stronger ..
      That is not insanity, then thoughtful! Lviv girl, worked Press Secretary at Yanukovych “Does that mean something to you?”
      1. +70
        April 20 2016 19: 47
        Insanity grew stronger, feral kakly
        Already the parade fell under the press
        As apparently thought I ran out
        When he climbed a palm tree ...

        There is no morality, and so everything is clear
        They were compared with Somalia in vain
        wink drinks
        1. +35
          April 20 2016 20: 17
          There is a proposal to consider the non-return of 3 billion dollars. a violation of the Minsk agreements by kaklams, and even they consider the spring flood to be a violation by Russia of these agreements. stop
          1. +9
            April 20 2016 22: 57
            Quote: Holsten
            Insanity grew stronger ...



            This excuse is not insanity, this is a focused policy and a desire to rewrite history.
            1. +6
              April 21 2016 02: 12
              We should ask this Hole, maybe in Moscow the May 9 Victory Parade will not allow. laughing
              How these ganary-eyed Selyuki still did not forbid the Moon, for example, or the Milky Way ...
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          3. +5
            April 21 2016 06: 26
            Yeah, especially in the "defense in depth" trenches !! They there in the steppes of Ukraine decided to organize the UkrVMS feel
        2. +12
          April 20 2016 20: 32
          Quote: major071
          They were compared with Somalia in vain

          Somalia has more minds. The comparison is incorrect.
          In Moscow, a meeting was held between the Prime Minister of Somalia Omar Sharmarke and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. According to the International Business Times, the head of the African republic’s government turned to Russia for help in the fight against terrorism.

          Original news from InoTV:
          https://russian.rt.com/inotv/2016-04-20/IBTimes-V-borbe-s-terrorizmom
        3. +5
          April 20 2016 23: 13
          Do not offend Somalia. There, all the same people live in isolation from 404.
          This is to what extent ....... (no printed words) you can get to your showy dementia. Everyone already understood everything, ..... (I apologize, repeated in expressions), give the tablets to the patient, let him smile at last.
        4. +8
          April 20 2016 23: 38
          But the Great Victory itself, Mr. Kuchma and his press secretary, for an hour, are not considered a violation of the Minsk agreements? Did this so-called spokesperson read the text of this agreement? Or was she taken not to read, but only to wag her tongue?
          1. +1
            April 20 2016 23: 55
            judging by the hara, she was taken with her tongue to suck ...
          2. 0
            April 21 2016 08: 12
            It doesn’t suck, comrade.
      2. jjj
        +16
        April 20 2016 19: 48
        And will they come to cancel parades from Kiev?
      3. +13
        April 20 2016 20: 01
        It seems to me that Odarka greatly exaggerates the capabilities of Kiev: well, there are neither those in the government, nor in the Rada who would know how to count anything but money! laughing
      4. AVV
        +6
        April 20 2016 20: 34
        Let them defecate, but only who will fulfill their desires ??? Maybe it’s also in the Crimea to cancel the parade ??? And then Kiev will introduce new sanctions? And the lard will cease to deliver ??? Well, well !!!
      5. +8
        April 20 2016 20: 43
        This only tells me that she does not voice her opinion, but carries out someone’s behalf on her behalf.
      6. +5
        April 20 2016 20: 50
        Her dirty tongue voiced the thoughts of the next owner. Where did this prostitute get his thoughts from? For people like her, this is not an acceptable luxury.
      7. +22
        April 20 2016 22: 29
        Quote: Ingvar 72
        That is not insanity, then thoughtful! Lviv girl, worked as a Press Secretary for Yanukovych - does this mean something to you?


        As he says ... Directly according to Zadornov-Ukraine got into a lot of kuchma ... From there, the legs of the current fascists grow ... Red Director, Yoshkina pliers, on the Nazis’s suction. And after all, not at gunpoint! BEST confirmation of the Hohlak essence of easy behavior. I want to bend stronger, because they will banned me. Went to .. that peacemaker. Donbass - referendum and it's time to go home. And let them try to shoot at least once later. ATCLism will happen in cattle. Bend and not notice, good nafig
      8. +3
        April 20 2016 22: 43
        I just want to say - “close the barrel!” And then the presence of military echelons in the immediate vicinity of the front should be regarded as a PARADE IN THE CRIMEA?
        1. +1
          April 21 2016 05: 59
          Here are the bastards !!! It’s more clear that Minsk died for Ukrainians.
      9. +2
        April 20 2016 23: 00
        Quote: Ingvar 72
        Lviv girl, worked as a Press Secretary for Yanukovych - does this mean something to you?

        What kind of girl is she? she has already been 3 times on campaigns ... =))
      10. +2
        April 20 2016 23: 15
        Diarrhea from the set of words Olifer. Lack of mind, why is Kuchma such a secretary.
        1. +3
          April 21 2016 00: 26
          Quote: 4ekist
          Diarrhea from the set of words Olifer. Lack of mind, why is Kuchma such a secretary.

          Everything is easier. Why is the secretary empty? request
      11. +17
        April 20 2016 23: 40
        Quote: Ingvar 72
        That is not insanity, then thoughtful! Lviv girl, worked as a Press Secretary for Yanukovych - does this mean something to you?

        He says that solve the problem and understand everything. fellow
      12. +2
        April 21 2016 00: 08
        Well, and how should everyone respond to a statement from a spokesperson from scratch? Send on and score. Yes
      13. 0
        April 21 2016 05: 49
        Yes, ounka ?? Slate?)))
      14. 0
        April 21 2016 06: 54
        Yanukovych is the same ...
    2. +8
      April 20 2016 19: 56
      Quote: Holsten
      Insanity grew stronger ...

      Che pay attention to vyser great-granddaughter of the German litter.
      1. +28
        April 20 2016 20: 09
        Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!
        1. +5
          April 20 2016 20: 25
          Quote: devis
          Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!

          Have you seen this face? and she’s looking from the headline, not only from the article, well, you can’t scare people like that
          1. +3
            April 20 2016 20: 35
            Quote: poquello
            Quote: devis
            Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!

            Have you seen this face? and she’s looking from the headline, not only from the article, well, you can’t scare people like that

            But the mug is not the author of the article !! And it is worth to be afraid of reality (and reality is not annoying "detski") and not photography.
            1. +1
              April 20 2016 21: 27
              Quote: devis
              Quote: poquello
              Quote: devis
              Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!

              Have you seen this face? and she’s looking from the headline, not only from the article, well, you can’t scare people like that

              But the mug is not the author of the article !! And it is worth to be afraid of reality (and reality is not annoying "detski") and not photography.

              sho you are so worried, right now plus put the author, as Ford said - it is important how bad news come quickly
              1. +9
                April 20 2016 21: 43
                Quote: poquello
                sho you are so worried, right now plus put the author, as Ford said - it is important how bad news come quickly

                ... Man-Journalist conveys information to everyone ... he just does his job ... why minus the work of Man? ... don't like the news? ... express your opinion in the comment ... hi ... but, in fact, the opinion of the press secretary of the GREAT and HORRIBLE Mr. Kuchma ... there is even more so by the name Olifer ... whose cow would mumble, yours would be silent ... hi
                1. +2
                  April 20 2016 23: 20
                  With a surname in general I thought a new curse, but not - such also happen. What is the name of the children in the yard? ...
          2. +3
            April 20 2016 20: 39
            The prettiest whores have gone to Russia, worse - to the EU, the rest have remained in Ukraine, but they don’t take this anywhere, so she went to the press secretaries.
          3. +5
            April 20 2016 20: 56
            Quote: poquello
            Have you seen this face?

            Come on you - quite blown face, even without vodka! bully
            1. +1
              April 20 2016 21: 21
              Quote: Ingvar 72
              Quote: poquello
              Have you seen this face?

              Come on you - quite blown face, even without vodka! bully

              to taste and color ..., with the sudden appearance of such a face, I have a reflexive desire to throw something, since the mind presses on the reflexes, so the monitor can be broken
        2. +2
          April 20 2016 21: 29
          Quote: devis
          Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!

          ----------------------
          A messenger with bad news his head off his shoulders. The principle is this.
          1. 0
            April 20 2016 21: 55
            Quote: Altona
            Quote: devis
            Forgive me, I don’t understand what to minus the article. It simply carries information about what happened. For the author, what is the minus? hearing "swearing") !!!!

            ----------------------
            A messenger with bad news his head off his shoulders. The principle is this.

            emotions destroy the balance of yin and yang
        3. 0
          April 20 2016 23: 20
          It seems to me that there is no sense and time to read about some mentally unhealthy Odarka and her nonsense.
        4. 0
          April 21 2016 00: 45
          Quote: devis
          I do not understand what is the paradox of assessments.


          I’ll tell you my opinion, colleague. They do not evaluate the article, but the fact of the events described. Happen, for example, another terrorist attack - so minuses stick in just because it happened. An article about some kind of holiday - pluses. If analytics - then yes, it will be more or less objective. So I do not quite understand why these + and -.
        5. +1
          April 21 2016 09: 38
          This is not an assessment of the author, but rather the words of a spokesperson.
    3. +2
      April 20 2016 20: 11
      Not insanity, but a madhouse! Who is Kuchma? A retiree! What position does he occupy? He should play with his great-grandchildren, who left him a press secretary! laughing fool hi
      1. +3
        April 20 2016 20: 16
        And who is this at all - Durka Oligofer?
        What chamber?
        Doctor! Durke Oligofer missed a dose of sedative to roll!
        1. 0
          April 20 2016 20: 39
          So soon they will consider departures for detention a violation ...
        2. 0
          April 21 2016 00: 01
          !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    4. 0
      April 20 2016 20: 45
      Chatter debility ...
      If we talk about violations, let them eliminate their, much more serious violations.
      And then they make comments.
    5. +4
      April 20 2016 20: 46
      However, remember! Remember !!! That there was a Victory and there will be a Parade!
      And something worse for them from this ...
      1. +5
        April 20 2016 21: 59
        Quote: udincev
        Remember !!! That there was a victory and there will be a parade!
        And something worse for them from this ...

        getting worse because Envy! Yes, LDNR and can hold a parade, and they can drive equipment. And in Kiev, what? No parade, no technology, suddenly it gets stuck, will Klitschko push?
    6. +9
      April 20 2016 20: 47
      This is the true mug of communism of Kuchma-Stinky. It was such creatures with party cards that spoke a lot of the right words, and did continuous filth. They destroyed the USSR.
    7. +3
      April 20 2016 21: 29
      Quote: Holsten
      Insanity grew stronger ...

      Insanity, not insanity, but history cannot be undone. And this story, which everyone remembers so far. And there seems to be no place for victory in Ukraine. If you rewrite History, then someone needs it. They have such an ideology now, and so do the textbooks.
      1. 0
        April 20 2016 21: 55
        Quote: In100gram
        They have such an ideology now, and so do the textbooks.


        Which, in principle, should not be of particular interest to us.
        Ukraine is a sovereign state with its "cockroaches". Our troops, "which are not there," have seized Crimea; naval bases are safe. In fact, there is nothing more interesting for the Federation in Ukraine.
        History is constantly being rewritten by all who are not lazy. Key events are interpreted this way or that ... the policy of Russophobia in Ukraine is sad, no doubt. But do we not pay them in full with the same coin?
        To be honest, I would like the wave of hysteria on both sides to fade away. A thin world is still better than a good quarrel, especially in the Slavic camp, where confusion and vacillation reigns.
      2. 0
        April 21 2016 00: 03
        In100gram! 21.29. Are you rewriting history? We also began to rewrite in the 90s. Is their ideology like that? What ideology do we have today? They are promoting the symbolism of Nazism, and what are we? Do we have many Soviet symbols today? They even try to minimize it at the May 9 parade. They have the heroization of the SS troops. Do we have an attitude towards the NKVD? The president talks about the ideology of patriotism. And how are our oligarchs patriotic? Offshore is patriotism?
    8. +1
      April 20 2016 23: 53
      Who is Kuchma now? And who is his spokesperson? They have there that every janitor has a press secretary?
    9. +1
      April 20 2016 23: 54
      Quote: Holsten
      Insanity grew stronger ...

      It’s just that the current criminal Kiev regime cannot calmly watch a parade being held in honor of the defeat of their ideological masterminds.
    10. +1
      April 21 2016 00: 02
      A spokesman for Kuchma said that holding a parade in Kiev in the DPR and LPR 9 may be considered a violation of the Minsk agreements

      But does it really bother anyone outside the Banderstad? sad
      And who is Kuchma? Old popperdos? He himself is not responsible for anything, can’t say anything good, for that a press secretary is assigned to him (as to an empty place laughing ) Who can wag everything that blows his head in the wind! lol
    11. 0
      April 21 2016 04: 08
      Who are these two? !!
  2. +14
    April 20 2016 19: 39
    It’s time it’s as if in 41 ... from the parade and immediately into battle - to beat the fascist reptile throughout Ukraine !!!
  3. +13
    April 20 2016 19: 40
    here are the creatures !!! nothing holy !!! well, yes, their grandfathers on the other side were dying ...
  4. +5
    April 20 2016 19: 41
    At the same time, Ms. Olifer called the Victory Parade "the passage of military equipment."

    Does Ms. want bulldozers and excavators to parade? She has not heard about vertical take-off combines, poor fellow.
  5. +16
    April 20 2016 19: 41
    Well, if it’s against the Victory Parade in Lugansk and Donetsk, then one option is to arrange a holiday in Kiev ...
    1. +1
      April 20 2016 20: 15
      Quote: dmi.pris
      then one option is to arrange a holiday in Kiev ...

      Bandera will arrange ... another coven ...
    2. +17
      April 20 2016 20: 17
      Quote: dmi.pris
      Well, if it’s against the Victory Parade in Lugansk and Donetsk, then one option is to arrange a holiday in Kiev ...
  6. +3
    April 20 2016 19: 41
    like that proverb: the loudest "stop the thief", the thief himself shouts ...
    forget about MINSK already - you ask him ... whether (sorry people for this word)
  7. +3
    April 20 2016 19: 43
    Oh, they count. They would have thought it better to have money in their pocket, otherwise they would have borrowed 3 lard of greenery, but how can you give up the moratorium. Like "who do I owe, I forgive."
  8. +7
    April 20 2016 19: 46
    What kind of Minsk arrangements is this stuffed animal talking about? They themselves have not fulfilled a single paragraph of these
    arrangements! Military parade in Donetsk and Lugansk must be held! To spite hohloskakunam!
  9. +5
    April 20 2016 19: 51
    Well, if you pay attention to the statements of any press secretaries, and even Kuchma, then there will not be enough HE. The stupidity of Ukraine is already over the edge.
  10. +4
    April 20 2016 19: 51
    Kiev constantly does not comply with any agreements, so do not give a damn what Kiev thinks there ...
  11. +11
    April 20 2016 19: 54
    Give the Victory Parade in Kiev !!! In the column of prisoners of war Parashenka, Turchynok, and others like them the rest of the gang.
    1. +14
      April 20 2016 20: 16
      Quote: Batia
      Give the Victory Parade in Kiev !!! In the column of prisoners of war Parashenka, Turchynok, and others like them the rest of the gang.

      And there are heaps of these ideologues of "nezalezhnost". They sold nenka, for a mattress bribe - Judas.
    2. +2
      April 20 2016 20: 22
      Quote: Batia
      In the column of prisoners of war Parashenka, Turchynok, and others like them the rest of the gang.

      why take them prisoner? so that the most humane court in the world (The Hague) would justify their war crimes?
  12. PBF
    +7
    April 20 2016 19: 55
    No matter how hard they try, whatever they do, normal people who honor the memory of their loved ones will celebrate the holiday anyway. And veterans, in spite of your threats, will still dress orders and parade in all cities, towns of the former USSR. They defeated fascism, and certainly they should not be afraid of such mold. I feel sorry for you, sick people. Look ... honor, conscience, everything human, change the oath, here is your everything! Run with a bare fifth point in Europe, maybe someone will be too long. And it’s not for you poor to decide where and how to hold a parade in honor of the holy holiday!
  13. hartlend
    +1
    April 20 2016 19: 58
    DNR and LC can also declare. What will change?
  14. +2
    April 20 2016 19: 59
    A hen...
    And what is the daily shelling of Donetsk? WHAT?
    However, what to expect otherwise from the rootless cosmopolitan ...
  15. +6
    April 20 2016 20: 02
    If we discuss the bully of each Dark Oligofren, then he himself gradually becomes so. evil is not enough.
  16. +19
    April 20 2016 20: 12
    The "brothers" are completely sick of their heads ...
  17. +3
    April 20 2016 20: 14
    Dear, we’ll do it, we’ll definitely do it, and the next one in Kiev will be there and not far from Berlin, that's how they need to answer
  18. +2
    April 20 2016 20: 15
    A spokesman for Kuchma said that holding a parade in Kiev in the DPR and LPR 9 may be considered a violation of the Minsk agreements

    Who or did she ask Kuchma her or former young Bendera’s? I didn’t ask, and you? Maybe Zakharchenko and Plotnitsky were asked?
    Who is interested in the general opinion of a pensioner Kuchma. Does anyone believe in these Minsk agreements?
    All these gatherings in Minsk are tired of everyone, the Kiev gang continues to kill the Donbass, the OSCE inspectors were trampled because of their political and business impotence.
    I wish Donbass to defeat the aggressor, peace and prosperity to you. Perhaps it's time to build a fence. Banderlogs are not allowed into the geyropu, there are enough Arabs with Turks and other animals. Let Banderlog, as the inhabitants of the zoo look at the freedom of Donbass through the bars of the fence.
    1. +3
      April 20 2016 20: 57
      Quote: Balu
      All these gatherings in Minsk are tired of everyone, the Kiev gang continues to kill the Donbass, the OSCE inspectors were trampled because of their political and business impotence.

      Add to this the capture of the Ukrainian Armed Forces of Shyrokyne and the daily deaths of Russians in Donbas, they will soon be gone with such Minsk delays. And it is not clear how Novorossia will become a part (even an autonomous part) of dill, in which Bandera and Shukhevych and other fascist henchmen are heroized? Where even in schools russophobia is instilled as "patriotism". Ball I fully support you! hi
  19. +5
    April 20 2016 20: 16
    Some of them are capricious there in the kuevo all gathered: we already had a military parade - not like it; we had a people's parade of the Immortal Regiment - I don't like it; we had a "Ukrainian parade" when their prisoners were driven across Donetsk - they don't like it ... They don't seem to like us at all, then the question is: why *** did they come here if they don't like us so much? Let them fuck with Evropu ...
    And we will hold a parade, greet and enjoy life!
  20. +4
    April 20 2016 20: 19
    If politicians had not restrained the militia and had a firm and consistent policy, Big Novorossia would have existed for a long time
  21. +1
    April 20 2016 20: 21
    and this challenge must be confirmed by the OSCE SMM.

    I do not see any problems! The OSCE SMM staff can be dressed up in the form of the LDNR armies and cordoned off so that the tanks do not run off to the frontline without permission from the holiday ... request
  22. +1
    April 20 2016 20: 31
    A spokeswoman has put in a whole bunch ...
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  24. +6
    April 20 2016 20: 46
    Oh well.....................
  25. +5
    April 20 2016 20: 47
    In a decent society, which I consider the audience of VO, I can not post my comment (just freeze (a) to pour for a long time). old pioneer extremely indignant at the statement in black and white photo
  26. +2
    April 20 2016 21: 04
    Darka Olifer (the name of the spokesperson) said that Kiev will be count in violation of the Minsk agreements, holding the Victory Parade in Donetsk and Lugansk on May 9, 2016.

    In Kiev, everyone thinks and believes, and things in Ukraine are getting worse and worse.
    It’s necessary to work, not have fun statistics. smile
  27. DPN
    +1
    April 20 2016 21: 21
    The offended ebn remembered his lost finger and would surely support his friend Kuchma.
  28. +5
    April 20 2016 21: 23
    Swota. And about Bendera - the bastards are alive, got 10 and left at the time under an amnesty. Incomplete are our grandfathers.
  29. +3
    April 20 2016 21: 25
    Quote: Ingvar 72
    Quote: poquello
    Have you seen this face?

    Come on you - quite blown face, even without vodka! bully

    God forbid, so to conceive bully
  30. +1
    April 20 2016 21: 29
    Then, the holding of Bandera national pederast marches in Kiev is also a violation of the Minsk Treaty.
  31. +3
    April 20 2016 21: 31
    Is she in the photo?
    Interestingly, by today's date, she has not been marked by any posts in the FB, huh?
  32. oof
    +2
    April 20 2016 21: 34
    The surname must be redone to Lucifer, then everything will be in the subject.
    1. +3
      April 20 2016 21: 43
      Quote: olf
      The surname needs to be redone

      really. For nefig!
      1. +1
        April 20 2016 22: 26
        Yes, it is Olifa Oksol that suits her name. the same smelly and sticky.
  33. +5
    April 20 2016 21: 54
    Why listen to this 3,14 Dark? Give Victory Parade in New Russia !!! And someday it will take place with a convoy of prisoners consisting of a pig, a corpse, an egg, and all this camarilla!
  34. +2
    April 20 2016 22: 00
    In the name "Darka" the second letter should be "u". Come on, goodbye!
  35. +4
    April 20 2016 22: 11
    I would like to write a three-story iamba, but I understand that they will be banned. request
  36. +1
    April 20 2016 22: 14
    oh you, the lady is determined! Apparently, something sharp in Minsk gatherings they were harshly told, since such a statement. Even any Bandera lack of DNR and LNR was not asked whether to conduct a parade or not. There, Zakharchenko communicates with Kharkov on-line. Kharkiv people ask when will you come to release? .... That's right, but apparently, this is the essence of the country's inhabitants404 - come and do everything for us.
  37. +2
    April 20 2016 22: 16
    yes, sweaty feet in their mouth as they will count there.
  38. +2
    April 20 2016 22: 18
    Yeah, Svidomo have completely different holidays ... am

    Svidomo friend called from Lviv. She shared her grief. The other day, she realized that she was inexorably approaching April 28, the day of the SS division "Galicia", and began to fuss.

    And I have been advising her to adopt the method of my kuma for a long time: she and the child regularly buy some pleasing gizmo like good tactical gloves or a hunting knife and hand it over to their father and husband with the words:

    - Dad / darling, this is for you for such and such a holiday.

    Thus, the year is filled with gifts handed in advance and gifts handed out after the fact. Immediately, such-and-such a holiday passes quietly and calmly, without any running around and no fuss.

    But the friend did not listen to me and on that burned. Because her husband, like many fighters of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and volunteer battalions, who passed the ATO and survived in boilers, gives this holiday a sacred meaning and is waiting for gifts. Every time for his wife it is a big problem and a headache. But not this year. Because Yavdoha found a great thing: a radio-controlled helicopter. To celebrate, I bought the largest. American!

    He turned out even more than she expected. A hefty box was brought to her this morning, and for an hour Yavdokha walked around in thoughtfulness. In circles. Vague doubts gnawed at her. It will not fly, she thought with the logic that is characteristic of all women of Ukrainian warriors, and this enormous crap will not fly! Especially in Ukraine. Even in Lemberg. Even if it will be managed by Nadyusha Savchenko.

    And she decided to check. Although the box clearly stated: do not run in apartments !!! But what to do if you need to make sure?

    Yavdoha did all the necessary manipulations, dragged the helicopter to the table and turned on some button on the remote control. Or two. Or all at once, she’s not sure. Be that as it may, the helicopter took off, and not just took off, but with a loud buzzing jerked toward a crystal chandelier, a gift from a mother-in-law bloodsucker - a damned padded jacket and colorado - shot down it and proudly fell itself with the realization to the end of the debt to Ukraine.

    While the stunned follower of Nadezhda Savchenko stood surrounded by crystal fragments and thought about how to put the chandelier back into them, although it was obvious that only the fray was folding, her husband called. And by her voice, according to the old trench habit, he suspected something was amiss. And suspecting, he began to pry.

    - Markiyan, I broke the chandelier ... - honestly admitted the failed Ukrainian pilot.

    The husband did not immediately believe.

    - Chandelier? Mom’s chandelier ?! How?.. He howled. - How did you do that???

    Yavdoha was in a difficult position. To say about a helicopter meant to ruin a gift as well. She began to get out. As it usually happens with truthful people, it did not work out for her. At first she said that she wiped the dust from the chandelier. Then - that she wanted to decorate the chandelier by the arrival of his separatist mother.
  39. +1
    April 20 2016 22: 19
    - Do not lie to me, Yavdoha, - demanded in a trembling voice, her husband, well aware of her attitude to cleaning and his mother, the old commie.

    Apparently, he imagined something unimaginably terrible. Yavdoha pulling herself up on a chandelier to train biceps? Yavdoha, the hellish kungfu panda knocking down a chandelier in hopping transverse twine? Yavdoha, somersaulting on it with a separ lover?

    This we will not know. Realizing that her husband imagines one picture worse than another and everyone leads to a divorce, Yavdoha gave up.

    - Markiyan, I bought you a radio-controlled helicopter as a present, She said plaintively, - and tried to run it. And he crashed into a chandelier!

    She expected this explanation to relieve all the tension that had accumulated in the handset over the past five minutes. What a spouse laughs. Or sympathize with her. In an extreme case, he will ask if this was a model.

    Instead, a few seconds of deathly silence followed.

    - You launched my helicopter, - finally whispered the husband.

    If Julius Caesar heard him, he would replay his “And you, Brutus!”, Because now he would have a pattern of the Most Tragic Phrase. Smoktunovsky, rehearsing Hamlet, would try to copy this intonation of hopelessness.

    - My helicopter ... - repeated the paling - in his voice it was heard that the paling - husband. And doomedly dropped the phone. And only then did Yavdoha realize what she had done.

    Its a helicopter. Fresh. Not flying yet! It. With her fingers sticky from jam and fat from yellowing fat, or what she ate there. Desecrated. He, perhaps, all his life - even in the trenches of the ATO, even flashing heels from the next boiler !!! - dreamed of a helicopter. About how he unpacks the box. First. Touch a cold metal case. First again. He strokes the dragonfly blades of the propeller, which no one had touched before him. Gently but decisively moves the lever to the “ON” position. And the car will take off, obeying his will, and rush into the sky, cutting the cold air with his hot steel body, and scaring away imaginary Donetsk-Putin saboteurs.

    - And you had to lie about a lover, I told Yavdokha preachingly. - You look and it would cost.
  40. +2
    April 20 2016 22: 30
    all armaments must be withdrawn from the contact line to places of permanent deployment, and this withdrawal must be confirmed by the OSCE SMM.


    Some kind of idiocy. Is the parade venue on the line of contact?
    1. 0
      April 21 2016 06: 41
      So she has only a couple of convolutions and those on her hair.
  41. +2
    April 20 2016 23: 04
    Such must be sterilized so as not to give birth to even more underdeveloped.
  42. +2
    April 20 2016 23: 05
    Quote: Bulrumeb
    all armaments must be withdrawn from the contact line to places of permanent deployment, and this withdrawal must be confirmed by the OSCE SMM.


    Some kind of idiocy. Is the parade venue on the line of contact?

    For this lap-dog, the main and terrible thing is that the DNI and LC have military equipment. But she’s hysterical against her presence. And the parade scares her to the point of horror, because she considers it a rehearsal before the victory march in Kiev.
    1. 0
      April 21 2016 06: 39
      Totally agree with you.
  43. +2
    April 20 2016 23: 38
    for the Fritz in Russia there are only two things crosses and pincers, and the banner of victory over the dill of Ukraine will still develop, that will be the best on May 9 for Russia and Ukraine.
  44. 0
    April 20 2016 23: 43
    This is how I think the birth of this "daughter of a dog" is a deep mistake of nature. Mom give her back. People with a conscience will break her!
  45. +3
    April 20 2016 23: 48
    Now we know that Kuchma has a spokesperson. To recall who such a Kuchma is ...
  46. +1
    April 20 2016 23: 56
    Press secretary ... Yes, she, with her "clumsy" presentation of thoughts to Maria Zakharova oh how far!
  47. +1
    April 21 2016 00: 01
    I wonder if it is possible to resume the session of the Nuremberg trials. And then the guys have a short memory trip.
  48. 0
    April 21 2016 00: 08
    What a woman! Where did you find one?
    1. 0
      April 21 2016 06: 38
      The hair is long - the mind is short.
  49. 0
    April 21 2016 00: 31
    moron moron oligophrenic, you are a heap prespodilka, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshchishka shameful, louse fascist, dare to threaten Donbass-Lugansk ??? Saryn for a bite, a bandera for ay, a wafer in the throat - choke with anger ...
  50. 0
    April 21 2016 03: 32
    Come and ban.
  51. 0
    April 21 2016 04: 55
    They remember the Tsuki Parade on Red Square in 1941. So they are stirring up hysteria. Now they will say that all our parades are aggressive.
  52. 0
    April 21 2016 05: 54
    No matter how these scum staged provocations on this day.
  53. 0
    April 21 2016 06: 18
    Yes, and the advertisement under this post looks just right... Theater of the Absurd!
  54. 0
    April 21 2016 06: 27
    We need a reason to unleash a new aggravation, but in my opinion this is not enough. At the moment, the conflict in Donbass can only be resolved by force. Knock out the junta.
  55. +1
    April 21 2016 06: 37
    You never know what some Ukraine will consider. Who cares? I believe that Ukraine no longer exists.
  56. 0
    April 21 2016 07: 17
    And they take their example from the Americans.
    They also express their concern far and wide on any issue, especially in relation to us.
  57. 0
    April 21 2016 07: 43
    And this little creature will tell people whether to hold a Parade in honor of Victory Day or not. Who is he to open his filthy mouth on the Holy Day, or his Bandera relatives to run through the forests. Dung beetle.
  58. 0
    April 21 2016 08: 38
    And if, on the day of the Great Victory, citizens living in the territory that previously belonged to Ukraine - in the Donetsk, Lugansk regions and the Autonomous Republic of Crimea - attach the St. George Ribbon to their clothes, then this will be regarded as treason.
    The shooting.
  59. 0
    April 21 2016 08: 46
    Darka Olifer. During the Union, such names and surnames were not heard.
  60. 0
    April 21 2016 09: 48
    And marches of Nazi people in cities 404 are not a violation?!
  61. 0
    April 21 2016 09: 48
    Darka Olifer


    For me it sounds like a hole, an oligophrenic. Why dont know.
  62. 0
    April 21 2016 10: 22
    I think Donbass itself will decide what to do, Kyiv is not its decree