Lithuania discusses "Russian saboteurs on the Curonian Spit"

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In Lithuania, the scandal over how Lithuanian intelligence could keep silent about the “facts of the preparation of Russian troops for the invasion of the territory of the republic” continues. Lithuanian citizens slept peacefully in their homes, and only when they turned on the television sets did they know that “the invasion was about to take place.” But an epic embarrassment happened when a member of the Seimas declared to Lithuanian citizens that they could literally oversleep the “invasion”, moreover, because of the lousy information system taking place in Lithuanian intelligence and counterintelligence.

A Lithuanian deputy named Arturas Paulauskas, who heads the Seimas national security committee, found “scary” “facts” for Lithuania. It turned out that Russia was not just preparing an “invasion” in Lithuania, but also carried it out in a certain way ... The State Security Department of the Republic of Lithuania some time ago published a statement saying the following:

There are all signs that in peacetime Russia is penetrating the territory of foreign countries by forces of special-purpose units.


Where are these signs? Who identified them? ..

After that, a representative of the Second Operational Research Department (Lithuanian counterintelligence), who is referred to in the Seimas, announced that there had been a certain incident on the Curonian Spit in the area of ​​the resort village of Juodkrante. Allegedly, Russian military intelligence officers conducted an operation and either wanted to land on Lithuanian territory, or have already landed and even sunbathed on local beaches ...

At the same time, the statement of the deputy of the Lithuanian parliament states that “the Russians did not choose the landing place by chance,” since “control over Juodkante opened the way to the main port of Lithuania - Klaipeda”.

When did the “invasion” take place? - Lithuanian journalists tried to find out and got an unequivocal answer: “it was before 2015 of the year”. Before 2015, is it exactly when? In 1612 or in 1945? Lithuanian deputies wanted to shed light on “who, whom, when and where,” but President Dalia Grybauskaite, the main defender of Lithuanian interests, intervened in the matter. Mrs. Grybauskaite habitually declared that “Russia is an aggressor,” and immediately forbade the security agencies to publish at least some information about the “Juodkrante incident”.

Information Service Delphi quotes the President of Lithuania:
I would like to joke, but I do not know whether it is worth it. Any information obtained by intelligence, whatever it may be, should not be commented on, so no one should act.


However, the next series of the Baltic paranoia session has already been launched, and not without the help of the Seimas deputies, a whole film movie began to spin in the Lithuanian media, in which local analysts began to sort out versions of why the Russians “chose Juodkrante”. As already noted, MP Paulauskas put forward the hypothesis of “probing the possibility of a strike on Klaipeda”. This version became the main one, despite the fact that in the Lithuanian leadership no one has yet been able to explain whether there was an “invasion”, and if so, why it was missed both by the valiant Lithuanian independence guards and by their NATO (not less valiant) partners ...

Among the versions there is the following: allegedly Russian intelligence officers, who allegedly landed on the Curonian Spit, estimated the possibility of sabotage. Diversions against sunbathing tourists or black cormorants? - and those and others in abundance in the local places ... But according to Lithuanian analysts, sabotage was “planned” in relation to the object, which, as official Vilnius itself claims, is the pillar of Lithuanian energy independence. This is the LNG terminal, which bears the proud name “Independence” (and, characteristically, the Independent - in English). This is the same terminal to which liquefied gas is delivered from Norway, the cost of which is approximately 25-30% higher than gas from Russia. But “independence” is “independence” - Lithuania would have to buy gas for euro loans, even if it would cost twice as much as gas from Gazprom.
But the version of the Lithuanian "experts" about the goal of "Russian saboteurs" in the form of an LNG terminal appeared against the background of the publication of the book by Tom Clancy (and a series of analogues) about how "Russian military divers, pretending to be members of a local radical group, blow up a gas terminal."

After reading this book and the statements of counterintelligence representatives, individual Lithuanian citizens have already started to get lost, wondering where the truth is and where it is fiction. After all, if landed to blow up, then why not blown up? If you did not want to blow up, then why landed? And if not landed at all, then is it time for representatives of the Lithuanian authorities to make an appointment with a psychiatrist?

Lithuania discusses "Russian saboteurs on the Curonian Spit"

In the photo - Lithuanian military personnel at a blood transfusion station


And the more interest the Lithuanian public has inflamed, the more new versions of the “invasion of Juodkrante” appeared in the motherland of Ms. Grybauskaite, even if she has forbidden to speak on this topic. Among the versions there is the following: “the Russian military” did not choose the LNG terminal or even the Klaipeda seaport as the target, but the radar station of the Lithuanian armed forces. It's about the P-18 radar, which has remained in places there since the Soviet era. The claims that “target is radar” look altogether absurd if only because the value of this radar as a military object is minimal today. Moreover, apparently, not all “specialists” in Lithuania are aware of the fact that the modern Russian army has enough technical means to make this and other Baltic radars virtually “blind” without “saboteurs-divers” running in fins on the Curonian Spit. ...

Attention is drawn to the fact that the number of versions of how “the Russian military in Juodkrante landed” began to grow like a snowball against the background of two recent events. First, the Russian Su-24 effectively flew in close proximity to the American destroyer Donald Cook, and then the Su-27 fighter intercepted the American reconnaissance aircraft RC-135. These actions of Russian pilots have shown that if Lithuania is seriously counting on military assistance from the United States in the Baltic region with endless attempts to provoke the Russian Federation, then it is in vain ...

Against this background, the special commission of the parliament of another Baltic state, Estonia, is adding fuel to the fire. This commission rushed to find out if the NATO forces in the Baltic are enough or not enough “to counter Russia”. We found out that building up NATO military capabilities in the region is good, but we need to build up more actively. Enter additional Tanks, and let NATO planes even more often plow our independent sky, they say.

In this regard, it is worth expecting the statements of the Baltic deputies that the “Russian saboteurs” landed not only on the Curonian Spit, but also visited the Trakai castle, then moved to Latvia, wandering around Jūrmala Jomas, and finally reached the Tallinn bus and "Under the cover of the day" were photographed against the background of the local town hall, clearly threatening the Baltic sovereignty ...
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  1. +15
    April 20 2016 05: 50
    Lithuania discusses "Russian saboteurs on the Curonian Spit"
    .... after the crap and not such a discussion can laughing.... the next landing is probably on the coast of Switzerland if hemp smoking is not stopped in Lithuania laughingAnd tomorrow he will dream of the Russian flag over Klaipeda. So the hospital is not far
    1. +3
      April 20 2016 06: 26
      Quote: Black
      after the bum and not such can be discussed


      The wrong place to see smokers ... that's blown wink
      1. +10
        April 20 2016 09: 17
        Lithuania, this is the Elusive Joe, from a joke.

        - Bill?
        - Yes, Harry?
        - What was it, Bill?
        - It was Elusive Joe, Harry.
        “Why is his name Elusive Joe, Bill?”
        “Because no one has caught him yet, Harry.”
        “Why hasn't anyone caught him yet, Bill?”
        “Because nobody needs him, Harry.”
      2. +3
        April 20 2016 11: 37
        Quote: HERMES
        Quote: Black
        after the bum and not such can be discussed


        The wrong place to see smokers ... that's blown wink


        I would not immediately rule out a "friendly visit". Suffice it to recall "Peculiarities of National Fishing - 2".

        Maybe the guys just went for sprats ... It's so harmless, to spin ... Or, before going to bed, their deputy looked at the famous film, not dry. Looks very impressed ...
    2. +35
      April 20 2016 06: 43
      Glory to the Russian special forces! They are afraid of him even where he is not. Yes
      1. +4
        April 20 2016 07: 09
        on 7.05 an article in 10 news Yes
      2. +15
        April 20 2016 07: 53
        Russian military intelligence carried out the operation and either wanted to land on Lithuanian territory, or they had already landed and even sunbathed slightly on local beaches ...

        Maskhalat, on a helmet branch ...
        Intelligence crawls to the enemy's rear! fellow
        "Green men", "polite people" scare the enemies by the mere fact of their existence.
        These underemployed, located on the coast of the Baltic Sea, have already gotten sick with their far-fetched phobias in the face of a nonexistent Russian military threat. Moreover, everything, literally all countries - both the former Soviet republics (beggars on an American noose leash), and Poland (secretly dreaming of the restoration of Rzhech Pospolita from "can from the can"), eternally "neutral" Sweden (robustly raised its economy on supplies of the Nazi Germany during the Second World War) and even Finland, which, it would seem, was always in good-neighborly relations with both the post-war USSR and Russia. I wonder what kind of hysteria would rise in the Baltics if the Baltic Fleet marines "by mistake" landed somewhere on the Riga seaside or on the same Curonian Spit? I believe that in none of the three republics there would have been not a single representative of the indigenous nationality of more or less capable age - everyone would have screeched somewhere to Europe.
        I have the honor.
        1. +4
          April 20 2016 12: 40
          "I believe that in none of the three republics there would have been not a single representative of the indigenous nationality of more or less capable age - everyone would have screeched somewhere to Europe."
          through Kaliningrad? through Belarus? by sea? - grows numb, if she died she died, no one has time to escape ....
        2. 0
          April 20 2016 16: 07
          Here, and let them dope .. And we are behind them, but in full combat. The roads there, they say, are good, in Europe, and so it’s just for us. And if, in essence, they have fewer problems as well - understanding along with the white polar fox will come sooner.
      3. +11
        April 20 2016 08: 09
        Quote: Aleksander
        Glory to the Russian special forces! They are afraid of him even where he is not.

        It’s scary to think what would happen if Russia really decided to seize Lithuania! If there is so much fear now then, when they are told in plain text that in figs nobody needs them together with Klaipeda .....

        Or maybe there wouldn’t be anything - not the scale of the territory and the army. Just Lithuania one day would wake up in Russia .... laughing Does all this under-geography really think that Russia will be with Lithuania, for example, in all seriousness FIGHT?
        It is impossible to break these guys in blue berets, to frighten them mentally and physically. Although I’m 68, I’ll go anywhere with them. In a night we will cut out half of Romania, in a week we will take over Europe.
        Vasily Filippovich knew what he was saying ...
      4. 0
        April 20 2016 09: 14
        or are afraid where it is no longer there
        1. +2
          April 20 2016 12: 46
          Quote: seregatara1969
          or are afraid where it is no longer there


          As in a joke:

          Lenin and his retinue on the train go with an inspection to "somewhere there." The rails have run out, the locomotive is puffing on steam.
          YM Sverdlov: "Vladimir Ilyich, what are we going to do? There the people gathered with flags and banners, they are ready to greet."
          VI Lenin: "Yakov Mikhalych, tell the driver to start more pagos and hum more, let him think that we are already approaching."

          Resume: "the main thing is to crow, and then let them figure it out - go to bed or get up." bully
    3. +6
      April 20 2016 08: 22
      Quietly slate rustling roof goes slowly. Well, what else is there to comment. Although I fully understand the individual Lithuanian Homo sapiens - there are no brains, but I want to be deputy.
      1. +14
        April 20 2016 09: 13
        Quote: Blondy
        Quietly slate rustling roof goes slowly. Well, what else is there to comment. Although I fully understand the individual Lithuanian Homo sapiens - there are no brains,

        ... one barking ...
    4. +1
      April 20 2016 08: 27
      Rather, it is "destroyed" in one place, and the smoke spreads throughout the EU and for some reason in parliament. Apparently the pipes fit there!
  2. +3
    April 20 2016 05: 51
    The task was set for our Armed Forces — the Lithuanians would have cleaned our boots, and would not blather.
  3. +9
    April 20 2016 05: 52
    The psychiatrist, having talked with those in power in the Baltic states, turned to the psychiatrist himself! laughing
    1. +5
      April 20 2016 06: 01
      Purely American school) .Psaki University graduates pass exams laughing And to see the governments of countries that are on the heels of the Americans like to look like idiots, if they carry such insanity smile
  4. +5
    April 20 2016 05: 58
    Does Lithuania have intelligence ???)
    1. +20
      April 20 2016 06: 12
      Does Lithuania have intelligence ???)
      There is. Only they are very scared laughing
    2. +8
      April 20 2016 07: 16
      Oh, the laurels of Ukraine haunt. But obviously, the scale is not the same, there whole armies are found and destroyed! But still, the hand of the curator seems to be one.
      1. +1
        April 20 2016 09: 54
        It’s just that our sabotages were covered up with an office that they would do selfies in the background of the Seim building :) Well, it started!
        1. +6
          April 20 2016 11: 01
          Quote: ASed
          It’s just that our sabotages were covered up with an office that they would do selfies in the background of the Seim building :) Well, it started!
      2. The comment was deleted.
  5. +2
    April 20 2016 06: 03
    the facility, which, according to official Vilnius itself, is a pillar of Lithuanian energy independence. This is the LNG terminal, proudly named Independence
    hee hee lol
  6. Riv
    +28
    April 20 2016 06: 03
    "In the office, Bormann opened a safe, locked with seven secret
    locks and stuck his head inside. Yesterday, he hung a sign in the safe
    in Russian: "Russian razvechiks are forbidden to be smarten!" Someone
    in bold red pencil corrected spelling errors and
    signed: "Bormann is a fool." Bormann took out a Russian-German dictionary,
    translated and logically thought:
    "Someone corrected the mistakes ... So someone got into the safe ... This is not
    I ... Most likely, it means this is a Russian spy ... And plus everything he
    personally knows Bormann. Consequently, Bormann knows him too. Who am I
    Bormann, I know from Russian intelligence officers? "
    Bormann thought for a long time. After half an hour, he guessed to search
    fingerprints. After another half an hour, he found them. Prints were
    crisp and bold, apparently a Russian scout before climbing
    in the safe, ate stew. A can of stew was right there in the safe ... "
    1. +5
      April 20 2016 07: 18
      immortal creation laughing
  7. +2
    April 20 2016 06: 05
    Schizophrenia in the Baltic states is transmitted through the air! Kanalchikova cottage nervously smokes on the sidelines.
    1. +6
      April 20 2016 07: 24
      Moscow Psychiatric Clinical Hospital No. 1 named after N. A. Alekseev (also “Kashchenko” or “Kanatchikova Dacha”) is a well-known psychiatric clinic located in Moscow on Zagorodnoye Shosse. Until 1994, she was named after P.P. Kashchenko. The name "Kanatchikova Dacha" is given by the locality in which the hospital was built - in the middle of the 19th century there were suburban estates of the merchant Kanatchikov.
    2. +7
      April 20 2016 10: 40
      A small example of the civilization of one of the great Baltic powers - Estonia, in relation to barbaric, dense and bast land Russia:
      At the beginning of the 20th century, two local Eastsee Germans tried to launch the pipifax (toilet paper) trade in Estonia, but they almost went broke! There were not so many people living in the cities, and only Russians and Germans were in a hurry to buy this product, but the Estonians had no need for pipifax - the traditional Estonian burdock was green, soft, fat, and most importantly - free! And who will carry a roll of paper with him if he is impatient to spoil on the way or on the farm? There are ditches, bushes and burdocks! So did their grandfathers, both their mothers and themselves ... A tradition carried through the centuries, a "cultural feature of maarahvas", which they are trying to preserve even now, as stated in their Constitution!

      Back in the 30s of the 20th century, with great fanfare, the Presidential campaign was proclaimed under the slogan - "Every farm has a toilet!" and "Stop littering the bushes of your native country!" Estonians specially trained in the mystery of using a toilet in foreign academies - inspectors drove around the farms and mercilessly fined violators. And this happened at a time when civilized peoples - Russians, British, Germans, French - had already come close to splitting the atom ...

      The triumphal procession of a warm toilet, as we know it now, began on this territory only in the early 50s, when the Soviet government began mass construction of housing with amenities for Estonians and the restoration of those destroyed by the war. The Russians who came to rebuild the fraternal republic were at first very surprised that before the trip they were warned on political information that it was a serious problem to relieve their natural needs in Estonia, there was simply nowhere. Therefore, each construction site first of all was equipped with toilets, which Estonians looked at with amazement and slight fear. Approximately, like the Russian peasants at the end of the 19th century on Eroplan. Russian builders were even forced to conduct so-called "civilizational" excursions for the Estonian population at first!
  8. +1
    April 20 2016 06: 08
    Insanity grows stronger.
  9. +5
    April 20 2016 06: 14
    Well, what for them - these Baltic Chukhons. Pay attention to their bunches - is it necessary? Let them puff themselves up and change diapers more often, come-on earplugs.
  10. +2
    April 20 2016 06: 21
    In the dim life of these countries - at least some ray, even if it is a glare from a crooked mirror. How much work is done for the languages ​​and brains of politicians, "analysts", pseudo-experts in the hope of at least something to interest Europe.
    1. 0
      April 20 2016 06: 29
      Quote: Sergey-8848
      How much work languages


      Well, they will not have problems in this.
  11. +3
    April 20 2016 06: 28
    There is no economy in the Baltics, citizens have gone abroad to work ... We must talk about something ... the most pressing issue is the "Russian threat" ...
  12. +1
    April 20 2016 06: 29
    It's funny, kanesh, you can neigh at the close-minded independent "gnomes", but once we smiled condescendingly and twisted at our temples, watching something like that in Ukraine ...
    What ? Again on the same rake ?!
    But there is also a rather large percentage of Russian speakers, and many eyes are closed. If there is a possibility of influence, it should be used to the full extent by the state. Over many kilometers of the western borders we have directly the heavy military technique of dancing ....
    But not so long ago she was gone.
    1. +3
      April 20 2016 08: 14
      Quote: Gvas1174
      What ? Again on the same rake ?!

      what rake?
      Quote: Gvas1174
      watching similar vna Ukraine ...

      for what exactly "similar"? Lithuania has been a member of NATO for 12 years, and we follow them through the appropriate optics. Why do xoxlov by the ears to attract?
      1. +1
        April 20 2016 09: 10
        The feeling arises that there may not be enough overscopes in the future, because the number of observed objects is arriving. And "Ukrainians", as you dear, called the inhabitants of a neighboring and very unfriendly state, we got it as a result of ignoring the processes taking place there, the same is happening with many neighbors now with more or less success for our main "opponent".
        And if in the future “those who are supposed to” will react weakly or not symmetrically, the result will not be long in coming. This is the "rake" and consists. This is what was meant.
        For sim arbitrarily take off, at least until the evening-night, because the excess time is not particularly burdened.
        With all due respect. wink
        1. 0
          April 20 2016 09: 43
          Quote: Gvas1174
          This is what was meant.

          your thesis is clear.

          Quote: Gvas1174
          For sim arbitrarily take off, at least until the evening-night, because the excess time is not particularly burdened.
          With all due respect.

          mutually. Come in)
        2. +5
          April 20 2016 12: 55
          Do not align with crests of sprats. Ukrainians have their own vision of problems.
  13. 0
    April 20 2016 06: 38
    "The facts of the preparation of Russian troops for the invasion of the republic"

    All signs of spring exacerbation are observed in individuals with a certain nature of the disease. And the EU has obviously begun to allocate less money to "counter the Russian threat." The Lithuanian intelligence service can be applauded for trying to show its importance and "awareness".
  14. +9
    April 20 2016 07: 00
    How to live, how to live ??? The Swedes found all our submarines, the hiborgs from the outskirts crumbled the entire landing with special forces to smithereens. Now the proud, independent priestbolty on our "saboteurs have taken. How will we live, Russians ?????
  15. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 00
    Nothing personal just business. It’s necessary to somehow beg for money!
  16. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 04
    and Russia needs it? to feed the "fraternal" peoples again!
  17. +10
    April 20 2016 07: 06
    The myth of the “Russian threat” is so beneficial that, in spite of any arguments, it will not be abandoned. And they will continue to play these games.

    The main thing here is not to play too much. And then you can make yourself a laughing stock. For example, that week, a local special forces cordoned off a station in Vilnius: it seemed to them that Russian conscripts were traveling in a train that arrived (in transit to the Kaliningrad region). Here's what is funny: but at the border, how did the valiant Lithuanian border guards miss them? And in general, the train of thought is interesting - that is, we arrived directly in the capital on a passenger train, got out of the car and occupied the city ...

    Fears, of course, were in vain: there were no new recruits on the train. (I think it will be necessary to be afraid when the demobilization will go.) Yes, and the Lithuanians are already prepared for the occupation: the local Ministry of Defense issued a decent circulation of a brochure on 100 pages with useful tips on how to behave if the Russians come. For example, working worse than usual, but it is better to go on strike. Arrange rallies and processions by agreeing on Facebook and Twitter. Ideally, sit at home, and if the water runs out, you can drink from the toilet. But the main thing is not to panic: "The shots outside your window are not the end of the world."
    1. +2
      April 20 2016 08: 14
      Quote: avg-mgn
      . Ideally, sit at home, and if the water runs out, you can drink from the toilet.


      Interestingly, but where does the water come from in the toilet? Really ....? scary to even imagine.
  18. +2
    April 20 2016 07: 11
    Correctly someone called the Baltic states and Ukraine - plebeian countries
  19. +4
    April 20 2016 07: 27
    The population of the Baltic countries should not be afraid, but rejoice that it borders on Russia.
    For only Russia can save them from the disaster that is coming from the west.
    People began to leave these countries en masse due to the unfavorable economic situation. The population is rapidly decreasing due to the falling birth rate. And the main reason is that Satanists came to the leadership of these countries ...
  20. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 31
    In the photo - Lithuanian military personnel at a blood transfusion station


    And yet, they all do not need to do a blood transfusion but reboot the brain ...
    1. +5
      April 20 2016 09: 29
      it’s not blood transfusion - it’s they who change the brakes in the system wink
      1. 0
        April 20 2016 18: 53
        Definitely and unconditionally. And about the reboot I do not agree. Everyone needs to do the transplant there, but donors cannot be found in zoos so much.
  21. +4
    April 20 2016 07: 32
    The same thing is being done as in Ukraine, people are distracted from the current and aggravating Tryndets.
  22. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 33
    hmm, shouldn't the Lithuanians take aim at the most important of the arts? It's time to make a remake of the Norwegian "Occupied". The Lithuanian counter-attacks have so much script material ... once ... reconnaissance ... No, I don't dare call them colleagues of Captain Alekhin. ((
  23. 0
    April 20 2016 07: 37
    Yeah, they still relieved at the Vilnius bus station wassat What a smoke! How to insert! wassat
  24. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 38
    Well, it’s not to say that in Lithuania psychiatric patients have been transferred to power, and so they show themselves in all their glory.
  25. 0
    April 20 2016 07: 41
    Thank! Laughed!
  26. +1
    April 20 2016 07: 53
    Lithuania discusses "Russian saboteurs on the Curonian Spit"
    The diagnosis is not comforting, the psychiatrist will not help here. hi
  27. 0
    April 20 2016 08: 01
    This is where the stench of statements from the obedient elite of the Baltic republics came from:
    "The Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces in Europe, Philip Breedlove, announced the readiness of the United States to fight and defeat Russia in Europe. Speaking in the US Congress, Breedlove drew attention to the Kaliningrad region of Russia, the target of NATO's first military strike in case of war. Thus, the American general confirmed that a hypothetical military clash between NATO and Russia will begin in the Baltics, and if the target of NATO's first military strike is the Kaliningrad region, then Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia will be the target of Russia's first military strike. "(US General Threatens Russia with War in the Baltics)
    It is unlikely that the general dared to speak out without the permission of the US State Department, and everyone there Grybauskaite quickly realized this ...
  28. 0
    April 20 2016 08: 02
    "..in the Lithuanian leadership, no one still can explain whether there was an" invasion ", and if so, why they missed it .." This is the most interesting thing, that it does not matter to them under whose occupation they are geyrops or Russia. They do not notice this, they live bent over.
  29. +2
    April 20 2016 08: 11
    The departure of the "occupiers" brought independence to some territories. As it turned out, this is independence from common sense. sad
  30. +1
    April 20 2016 08: 31
    in my opinion they’re flirting simply by the method of that grandmother from the forest - do you, my dear, want to rape me? no, but you have to!
  31. 0
    April 20 2016 08: 39
    I would like to joke, but I don’t know if it’s worth it.

    Dahlia, there’s no need to look for mushrooms anymore!
    This is not a joke!
    We must already look for a good narcologist and psychologist.
  32. +1
    April 20 2016 08: 48
    In my opinion, the Balts so want to be captured, fed, finally warmed and expelled from the gonorrhea of ​​their children that they can commit any provocation on our borders.
  33. +2
    April 20 2016 08: 54
    Someone already compared the behavior of the Baltic countries with the behavior of an old whore who went into circulation and was expelled from the institution, but screaming at all angles that they were trying to rape her.
    Let Freud read, help mend ....
  34. +1
    April 20 2016 09: 15
    Probably, this braid should be renamed Kursk, with all that it implies. Well, so that the Baltic states do not have worries.
  35. 0
    April 20 2016 09: 17
    Quote: 1536
    In my opinion, the Balts so want to be captured, fed, finally warmed and expelled from the gonorrhea of ​​their children that they can commit any provocation on our borders.

    Exactly. Somewhere deep down they even dream about it.
  36. 0
    April 20 2016 09: 17
    For such a "bazaar" must be brought to justice, preferably material. The farmers were completely insolent with impunity.
  37. 0
    April 20 2016 09: 53
    I am a republic, that's all.
  38. +1
    April 20 2016 09: 58
    Dalia Gribiiskayte apparently found the right mushrooms))))
  39. 0
    April 20 2016 10: 04
    "Lithuanian citizens slept peacefully in their homes, and only turning on their televisions, they knew that" the invasion was about to take place "" - while the "polite people" were sitting on sofas, drinking beer and switching channels on their televisions!
  40. +1
    April 20 2016 10: 04
    Here wretched, earlier, in Soviet times, buses with tourists from Russian Zelenogradsk to Lithuanian Klaipeda snooped around the Curonian Spit. There was something to see, where to relax. For memory - a mountain of witches, Nida, Neringa, an ornithological station, a fisherman’s museum, etc. And now they are catching saboteurs. cretinism of the highest degree, dull the creeps of the labus, do not turn into patients of board No. 6.
  41. 0
    April 20 2016 10: 04
    Question: if there is no water, then where will it come from in the toilet? lol
    1. +7
      April 20 2016 10: 51
      Well, if it doesn’t flow from the tap, then the last tank should remain ... If only someone hadn’t gottenten into it earlier and drained the water before the water disappeared from the tap. wassat So in order to save money and preserve your "precious" life, you can advise all these Labuses not to drain after themselves, and in no case pull the toilet handle.
  42. 0
    April 20 2016 10: 21
    The balts arrived and cried, went bankrupt and died, left the farms in distant lands, but continued to eat the American cacti and slander RUSSIA!
  43. 0
    April 20 2016 10: 49
    When you read this nonsense, indeed, the question arises when these three "powerful, strong" countries will come to their senses, but, I spoke with several people "from there," more than half of the population faithfully believes their authorities and the media, and accordingly, hysteria develops in everyone , and in full growth, and after all, they cannot prove that they are not needed by anyone, and if necessary, then two or three days and that's it. The Baltic states ... But no, they just don't hear ... And they can't turn on their head anymore, they are dull with American information ...
  44. +2
    April 20 2016 10: 55
    Read the comments, so except us all are fools. Objectively, the picture is not so rosy. In the West, a great role is always given to the ideological and psychological support of all sorts of nasty things. Not like ours: the commander said the chipmunk - a bird, then no rodents. Tradition.
    The search for saboteurs began on the eve of the arrival of "D. Cook" in Memel. Those. mopping up the area was successfully combined with a psychological operation on the spinal cord of Lithuanian citizens (by the way, Russian ones too).
    "D. Cook" is not a destroyer (some media outlets believe that this is, in general, a destroyer), but a combat unit of the missile defense system, equipped with 65-90 cruise missiles with a range of up to 2500 km (mentally draw a radius). Such a ship is a military base capable of causing serious damage to important elements of the RF infrastructure. In fact - a pistol at the temple.
    For target designation, operations are conducted with the participation of reconnaissance aircraft of the US Air Force. What besides overflights and thorny comments was opposed? Nothing.
    In addition, NATO is forcing the Russian leadership to make excuses at an emergency meeting. It is from such "small successes" that victory in the "hybrid war" is forged
    As long as you continue to do what you do, you will have what you have.
  45. +3
    April 20 2016 11: 03
    without words...
  46. +2
    April 20 2016 11: 12
    Even if all economic ties with the Balts are restored, then in terms of value they are insignificant in terms of their component for the Russian budget. So, the "great" Baltic strategists can sleep peacefully.
  47. 0
    April 20 2016 11: 29
    Again this swamp swells! The reason is very simple, this desperate man needs money, and at the same time scare his electorate and make him pay for military expenses. Since this territory does not have its own military-industrial complex, they succumb to the overlord.
  48. 0
    April 20 2016 11: 34
    The absence of signs of a Russian invasion of Warsaw, Riga and Tallinn was the worst blow for Lithuanian President Dali Grybauskaite, who shouted about this threat loudest and even kept the country in a state of panic for some time. In preparation for the imminent invasion, the Vilnius government has issued a 100-page public information brochure called “What should we know about training in the event of an emergency or war” with information for the population how to act in case of an attack by Russia.
    Defense Secretary spokesman Juozas Olekas was clearly upset by Russian actions, formally unveiling the book: “We have put a lot of effort into creating this manual on how citizens should behave in the event of a Russian offensive, and they don’t even have elementary rules of decency in order to invade us, - he said. - But this is natural for Russians. They can’t be trusted in anything. ”
  49. VB
    0
    April 20 2016 12: 05
    They got these Lithuanian lackeys - now heels are playing west. When we were part of the Empire, and then the USSR, it was necessary not to consider them as people, as Europeans do, they only recognize and understand this attitude towards themselves.
  50. +1
    April 20 2016 12: 47
    "We probed the possibility of a strike on Klaipeda ..."
    In Klaipeda, half (if not more) of the population are Russians. So everything has long been felt and groped. And the radar - which is in Shilut? But it is better to get to it from Sovetsk. And the LNG terminal is a leased gas tanker. Lease will end and no need to attack.
  51. 0
    April 20 2016 12: 49
    These Balts are finally convinced that we can’t stand it and come, because they are so insistently inviting laughing
  52. +1
    April 20 2016 13: 56
    I think everything is much simpler, the Balts watch our TV series “Sea Devils” and there, according to the script, there is penetration into the territory of a foreign state. Since this state is not named, everything is just a joke. This syndrome did not bypass Sweden and England, they were also looking for “Father” with Bagheera.
  53. 0
    April 20 2016 14: 30
    Based on the piles and used toilet paper with Obama's portrait on it, Lithuanian analysts came to the conclusion that the Russians, saboteurs, were trying to create an environmental disaster. Thank you very much to the author, I made you laugh.
  54. 0
    April 20 2016 14: 36
    In a crazy house and boots e ... wassat
  55. 0
    April 20 2016 14: 56
    There are all signs that in peacetime Russia is penetrating the territory of foreign countries by forces of special-purpose units.

    * smile and the most important (and only):
    - anti-Russian hysteria
  56. 0
    April 20 2016 14: 58
    The Baltic population is not able to understand with their poor brains that Russophobic hysteria was created artificially in order to cut up the budget.
  57. +1
    April 20 2016 21: 16
    Paulauskas is right...I landed on the Curonian Spit! There is even photo and video evidence!
    Here I am personally landing on the Curonian Spit!
  58. 0
    April 20 2016 21: 24
    Please tell me the name of Tom Clancy's novel, in which saboteurs blow up an LNG terminal - I don't remember something like that (in "Red Storm" terrorists blew up an oil refinery, but not at all in the Baltics...).
  59. 0
    April 20 2016 23: 49
    They don’t know if ours landed on their spit? When ours landed on Malaya Zemlya in 43, the Germans did not doubt, but knew for sure.
  60. +1
    April 21 2016 15: 56
    Quote: Zoldat_A
    Quote: Aleksander
    Glory to the Russian special forces! They are afraid of him even where he is not.

    It’s scary to think what would happen if Russia really decided to seize Lithuania! If there is so much fear now then, when they are told in plain text that in figs nobody needs them together with Klaipeda .....

    Or maybe there wouldn’t be anything - not the scale of the territory and the army. Just Lithuania one day would wake up in Russia .... laughing Does all this under-geography really think that Russia will be with Lithuania, for example, in all seriousness FIGHT?
    It is impossible to break these guys in blue berets, to frighten them mentally and physically. Although I’m 68, I’ll go anywhere with them. In a night we will cut out half of Romania, in a week we will take over Europe.
    Vasily Filippovich knew what he was saying ...


    ...and you - so beautiful, there is a rule - to make you drunk with vodka, and in the morning not to give you a hangover... not even once..
  61. 0
    April 21 2016 16: 23
    Yes, some of them laugh themselves - they can’t!

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