Ukraine. Only "avatars" go into battle ...

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On the eve, the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Stepan Poltorak stated that the recruitment plan for contract service in the Ukrainian army is by and large fulfilled, and therefore there is no need to conduct the next wave of mobilization now, but in the future such a need may arise. Information Agency Interfax-Ukraine leads a fragment statement Poltorak:

As of this morning (what accurate data! - approx. "IN") we have 20 thousand. People came to military service under the contract. And we expect that every month we will have 5-7 thousand added (...) And we even give preference, and such 50-60% we have are people who have combat experience. All this makes it possible to say that today, if this year there will be mobilization, it will be one wave, and this will depend on the situation in the east. Today there is no such need.


That is, Poltorak has a shortage of servicemen in the modern Ukrainian army, but he does not rule out that a new wave of mobilization may soon follow. And the same Poltorak announced that this year about 30 thousands of Ukrainian servicemen passed through demobilization.

At the same time, reports of regional and regional military commissariats of Ukraine do not instill confidence in General Poltorak in fast and final rescues ... Thus, in some districts of the Odessa region, during the previous "mobilization wave", the army managed to "call in" less than 10% of the planned number of conscripts . Not in the best way for the Ukrainian mobilizers things in the Transcarpathian, Chernivtsi and Volyn regions, where in a number of villages there are simply no men left - no, not pestilence and not extreme matriarchy - everything is much simpler. - Men on earnings, and in most cases outside the “Square”: Russia, Poland, Hungary and other countries.

And against such a background, photo and video materials on the social networks are increasingly appearing on how actively the Ukrainian army is preparing for the next “Peremog”, about which Ukrainian commanders and, of course, the media will habitually compile the “hymns”. The training is going so vigorously that in the Ukrainian army, which, according to Mr. Poltorak, literally grows daily with contract soldiers with combat experience, a separate “branch of troops” appeared. These are the “avatar-troops” that make the Ukrainian army “stronger”.

Some time ago, an unknown wit came up with a comparison of fighters who took to the chest with the characters of a famous Hollywood film in the sense that the "blue" there and there ... To make it clear which "fighters" fall under the waves of Ukrainian mobilizations, and how persistently they master military affairs in a real way, the material publishes a selection of photographs of “avatar” soldiers, which (the soldiers) were specially marked by co-workers.

"Avatar", chained to the bars on the window as a punishment for libation.
Ukraine. Only "avatars" go into battle ...


Apparently, there were not enough lattices on the windows in the ATO zone for all the "avatars" of the Ukrainian army, and therefore other methods of "pedagogical" influence are used. Weight as an option:


If there is no grid, no weights, in the education of those who "stop the aggression of Russia", a marker or at least a finger and little green will be useful.







The age of "avatars" often indicates that the upper age limits for Ukrainian mobilization are absent in principle:




There are also unique attractions with "avatars" that stand "on guard" of peace and goodness not only in Ukraine, but also in the whole of Europe ...


And this is a video from August 2015 of the year, which depicted the brave heroes of "ATO".


This is their president of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko calls one of the strongest armies in Europe. It is they who are invincible cyborg who do not fall into the boilers, but turn out to be on the planned lines, from where they also plan on the prepared positions. It is they who form the modern Ukrainian elite, looking at which even the American partners lose the desire to send the modern to the Ukrainian Armed Forces and, as they very much want, high-precision weapon.

Well, in order to circumvent the topic of "avatorov" and other fairy-tale characters from the Ukrainian army by the party, official Washington finds other reasons to explain to Ukrainians why Kiev will not be supplied with lethal weapons. From yesterday’s statement by the United States Permanent Representative to the UN, Samantha Power, who after this will be explicitly declared at least a Vatnitsa and representative of Putin’s agents
The White House believes that a military solution to the conflict would be a disaster for everyone ... Double the stakes and give Ukraine more weapons, we will get more pain for the Ukrainians. Many more people will suffer


In general, and with American weapons, too, the span. And because the only way for Ukrainian fighters to forget all the promises ever given by the Supreme Commander-in-Chief Poroshenko (and about Javelins, and about a thousand hryvnias a day too) is to go to avatar troops ... After all, only in this state is this, forgive my God , the host and can call the murder of their compatriots in the Donbass "opposition to aggression" and "peremoga".
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  2. +9
    April 19 2016
    A lot more people will suffer... And earlier than you thought, when all this garbage started up ..
    1. +3
      April 19 2016
      .And earlier than you thought, when all this garbage was started .. ,,
      they thought, once, and into the ladies. Now, when they realized with whom they had contacted, they thought how to imperceptibly merge.
    2. +12
      April 19 2016
      Repost on the topic. To what is said here I have nothing to add ......
  3. KOH
    +6
    April 19 2016
    Yeah! And it's funny and sad !!! ...
    1. +30
      April 19 2016
      From yesterday's statement by US Permanent Representative to the United Nations Samantha Power, which after this will be clearly announced at least a padded coat and a representative of Putin's agents:

      In the same basket:
      1. +7
        April 19 2016
        Quote: subbtin.725
        From yesterday's statement by US Permanent Representative to the United Nations Samantha Power, which after this will be clearly announced at least a padded coat and a representative of Putin's agents:

        :



        TA-DAH fellow They did not expect?
        1. jjj
          +14
          April 19 2016
          In the beginning there were cyborgs. Now - avatars. Terminators will appear soon. Classic Hollywood enters the military life of an independent
          1. +7
            April 19 2016
            They will soon have war lice there - the size of a dog and the fighting "Avatars" "Terminators" and "Cyborgs" will definitely not be good from them.
          2. +4
            April 19 2016
            they have a Poroshenko avatar, so they found someone to take an example from wassat hi
    2. +19
      April 19 2016
      When we took people for retraining, they called them partisans, a friend four years ago was in this topic, he spoke and drank hard, and since he wasn’t interested in doing it all the time he was leaving home, appearing for a day, they weren’t particularly puzzled there. This is to the point that we nod to them, but if there is nothing to occupy the soldiers and discipline at a low level, the army begins to decompose.
      1. +25
        April 19 2016
        Quote: Lyton
        but if there is nothing to occupy the soldiers and discipline at a low level, the army begins to decompose.

        Shaw means "nothing to do"? We are at war and even what secrets we reveal!
        http://politikus.ru/uploads/posts/2016-04/1461001702_cgqbrrcwqaezcjz.jpg
        1. Riv
          +13
          April 19 2016
          It’s such a polar fox at the test site, and consider what’s going on in Kiev, where the shell hit!
        2. +5
          April 19 2016
          6 officers, 2 colonels of the Russian Federation, yes, the brains of the children are tight, if they don’t consider the colonels as officers ... Well, the unscientific fiction note itself ... Even no words, it turns out Svidomo stupidity is really limitless ...
          1. +8
            April 19 2016
            Quote: Fitter65
            6 officers, 2 colonels of the Russian Federation, yes, the brains of the children are tight, if they don’t consider the colonels as officers ... Well, the unscientific fiction note itself ... Even no words, it turns out Svidomo stupidity is really limitless ...

            With their main storyteller, no wonder ...
        3. +5
          April 19 2016
          Elena intelligence agents are the Ukrainian all alive or also died during our trials? laughing
          1. +22
            April 19 2016
            Quote: Lyton
            Elena intelligence agents are the Ukrainian all alive or also died during our trials? laughing

            Well ... have already gathered and again in battle!
            Photo: Fear Mosk.l.ya.ki! The Ukrainian Cossack fleet has already left the Lviv port and is going to recapture the Crimea through the Belorussian Sea
            1. 0
              April 19 2016
              This is a gift from Comrade McCain to that same Cossack ... As the fenders hang up, they reach the coast of Crimea, they will rest and will be shifted to the side! Here are the damned ... You won’t build a bridge anymore! Paruby has long nurtured this idea of ​​genossen.
        4. +17
          April 19 2016
          Quote: Egoza
          Well, we’re fighting and even what secrets we’re revealing!

          however, the low level of technical culture played a cruel joke with the aggressor ...

          tin. Ukrainian scouts, I think, are shabbat consultants for animators:
        5. +2
          April 19 2016
          Otherwise, the shells detonated wink
        6. +4
          April 19 2016
          Ukrainian news strongly resembles one old game:
        7. -25
          April 19 2016
          .ru ???
          Something is not surprised, would you have published another pearl stars
          1. +3
            April 19 2016
            Quote: roial
            .ru ???

            Ukru!
        8. +5
          April 19 2016
          I thought I had ceased to be amazed at something ... But the railgun is very strong ... I understand why I am not writing books, I have absolutely no imagination, it’s different from the intelligence and defense of Ukraine ...
  4. +17
    April 19 2016
    From yesterday’s statement by the US Permanent Representative to the UN, Samantha Power, who after this is clearly declared at least a padded coat and representative of Putin's agents:


    It's only the beginning...

    in which country is the parliament still headed by a person who received a certificate of moronism at one time ... here is perhaps a real assessment of those who now run UKRAINE.
    1. +5
      April 19 2016
      So he, Parubia, has a mild degree of dementia! And with such a diagnosis, nobody will even give the right to carry and purchase weapons .. And then he was entrusted with a whole country! Well, yes, let .. The sooner they’ll break up, the simpler the people will be easier!
      1. +1
        April 19 2016
        The certificate noted minor (at that time) emotional disturbances, which gives reason to suspect schizophrenia in this individual. Dementia, however, leaves him a chance, even if elected president, that he does not think until the complete destruction of Ukraine.
      2. +1
        April 19 2016
        Quote: Igor F.
        those simple people will be easier!


        Are you serious? Ordinary people only after these ghouls will need 30 or 50 years to recover. Just imagine what they lost, and who will restore it all, and most importantly why. We will not close our plants because of them.
    2. -7
      April 19 2016
      Unfortunately the help is not real. The emblem is on the corner stamp and stamp of the USSR, and it should be the USSR, the stamp should have been bilingual, the stamp on medical certificates is triangular.
      1. +18
        April 19 2016
        Quote: Felix99
        Unfortunately the help is not real. The emblem is on the corner stamp and stamp of the USSR, and it should be the USSR, the stamp should have been bilingual, the stamp on medical certificates is triangular.

        You're not right! There were also such cliches, the main thing is that the Ukrainian SSR is listed, and bilingualism at that time was not obligatory. round stamp was put on certificates for "idiots". So the help is real.
        P.S. I confidently say, because I translated a bunch of different documents for different periods, and my God, what only with stamps and seals did not happen!
  5. +7
    April 19 2016
    Poltorak Debaltsevsky is a worthy replacement for Geleta of Ilovaisky at the high post of Minister of Defense !!!
    1. +6
      April 19 2016
      As of this morning (what accurate data! - approx. "VO"), we have 20 thousand people who have come to military service under a contract. And we expect that 5-7 thousand will be added every month (...) And we even give preference, and we have 50-60% of those - these are people who have combat experience.

      Combat experience - as I understand it, acquired in an endless and stubborn war with wood, vodka and other alcoholic drinks, as well as partly in punitive operations against civilians. Yes, a worthy replenishment is going to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, and the Minister of Defense of the country 404 is quite consistent with the contingent that he is called to lead. And these people (and nonhumans, too) believe that they are able to defeat Russia within 4 days (as far as I remember, Turchinov boasted so much). It’s without comment, it’s a psychiatrist, and it’s better to go straight to a pathologist to try to find out where such nonsense comes from from seemingly once quite sane people.
      I have the honor.
      1. +6
        April 19 2016
        Quote: Alexander72
        Combat experience - as I understand it, acquired in an endless and stubborn war with woodwork, vodka and other alcoholic beverages

        But they don’t listen to the advice of their commander in chief:
        1. +9
          April 19 2016
          You can’t help this.
      2. +3
        April 19 2016
        Nothing will come of the Ukrainian army. The vodka is invincible.
    2. 0
      April 20 2016
      Or maybe not one and a half, but one and a half? laughing
  6. EFA
    +3
    April 19 2016
    # they’re turning, they’re turning # they’re going ... In nasty # they’re the same.
  7. +4
    April 19 2016
    Oh, the Slavs .....
    1. +1
      April 19 2016
      Quote: innoker-1563
      Oh, the Slavs .....

      The commentary on the article by Alexander Rogers is suggestive:

      Quote: Passerby
      "" And what remains for these diseases (banderlog)? take away the hatred of Russians and they will have no meaning or purpose in life.
      There is no "Ukrainians" people; without hatred for Russians, Ukrainians simply turn into traitors. Even the Banderlog do not want to be traitors.
      There is no state "Ukraine" without hatred of Russians, the country is inhabited by 80% Russians, the main language of the country is Russian, all the territories that are part of the country - Russians have mastered, equipped, connected and allowed to use it.
      There is no history of "Ukraine", even with hatred or without hatred. There is one history of Russia.
      There is no culture of "Ukraine", without hatred of Russia, the whole culture is reduced to two dozen farm songs, even a pancake of embroidered Russian clothes, there is both in Russia and in Belarus.
      Without hatred for Russia, the destruction of the economy from "liberation" from Russian dependence turns into cutting off one's own eggs.
      And the only way to find purpose and justification for a "Ukrainian" is to carry out his own brain to the point of complete dullness.
      Therefore, as soon as the "ukraine" ceases to hate Russia, this will automatically lead to the disappearance of the shameful phenomenon of "ukrainian" = betrayal.
      But for this, these traitors must first completely go through the path of purification of consciousness through blood, poverty, hunger. When the survivors understand that for the EU, the United States, and "fraternal" Poland they are just slaves and consumables, then we will ask them if they want the so-called. "Ukrainians = traitors" to remember their history, their language and their relatives. "
  8. +5
    April 19 2016
    He does not need special training!)))) He can attend the Rada!
    1. +3
      April 19 2016
      Quote: Good cat
      He does not need special training!)))) He can attend the Rada!

      So that is why the deputies of the Verkhovna Rada proposed to stop broadcasting the meetings of the Verkhovna Rada for at least a month! True, they made a reservation that they would talk behind closed doors without any "populism" and even (!!!) make up a program for overcoming the crisis, including for the army and the LPNR ... they will probably drink with Petya wink
  9. +6
    April 19 2016
    Proven by centuries of practice - the state of the army fully reflects the state of the country. So, there is nothing to be surprised at. But you need to expect anything from such "warriors" at any time.
  10. +2
    April 19 2016
    These urinovskie raguli have not lost their avatar since the times of the USSR. They "pour" into any politicized system without problems at the first call and the promise of big money.
  11. +7
    April 19 2016
    No matter how funny it is, it should be remembered that even in a "peaceful" environment 80% of all serious crimes are committed while intoxicated. What to expect from these monsters in this war?
    1. +5
      April 19 2016
      With such training, it is difficult to understand how it will end.
      1. 0
        April 19 2016
        Get drunk ... Then suck! What is there to understand ?! The laws of nature are eternal.
  12. PBF
    +9
    April 19 2016
    If this is the best and invincible army in Europe, it’s scary to even imagine what the worst looks like. laughing
  13. +3
    April 19 2016
    A country of frightened and doto.v, politicians they generally live in a perpendicular universe.
  14. +3
    April 19 2016
    The state of the Armed Forces reflects the state of the state of Ukraine.
    It could not be better. And it could be worse.
    Such an army is a threat only to its own population ...
  15. +3
    April 19 2016
    Quote: Egoza
    Quote: Lyton
    but if there is nothing to occupy the soldiers and discipline at a low level, the army begins to decompose.

    Shaw means "nothing to do"? We are at war and even what secrets we reveal!
    http://politikus.ru/uploads/posts/2016-04/1461001702_cgqbrrcwqaezcjz.jpg

    50 soldiers, 6 officers and 2 colonels? Chet is weak! Where are the FSB and GRU lieutenant generals !? All put in Ukraine! One hope for the Buryat horse-drawn submarine-airborne troops.
    1. -24
      April 19 2016
      as where? 14 yo got-sit-on
      1. +8
        April 19 2016
        as where? 14 years received - sit, sir,
        you better dig a cache, or run.
  16. +14
    April 19 2016
    Hello, my name is Petro, and I am an avatar. (applause)
    (unstable choir of anonymous avatars) Hello Petro ...
    the army imitates its commander, what?
  17. +19
    April 19 2016
    I met young lads from Lviv. About 20 years old, do not thump, train, ideological. In my head, it seems like right thoughts about a healthy nation, about the prosperity of my land, my family.
    But their conclusions, from these ideas are bad, they say, only Ukrainians can achieve universal prosperity and only on their own land. The rest is not the place here, especially mosklam. That's why they took up arms and came to the Donbass, supposedly to defend their homeland (which is 1000 km from the house and everyone here speaks a different language). Sadly, this is not treated. Here you look at them and think xs what to do with such ...
    I wanted to say that not all avatars are there, there are worse instances and, moreover, quite dangerous ones.
    1. +7
      April 19 2016
      Quote: Travnik
      not all avatars are there, there are worse instances and moreover quite dangerous ones.

      I agree, everything written here is cool, but it is hard to believe that there are only bruises there that have vomited all the brakes from the Hummers.
      1. +2
        April 19 2016
        Quote: Pinky F.
        but it’s hard to believe that there are only bruises there that have vomited all the brakes from the Hammers.

        not all, but half because everything has already been robbed and it became "not interesting" there. but...
        In the Rivne and Volyn regions introduced units of the National Guard, equipped with the latest military equipment.
        They were introduced in order to normalize the situation with the illegal extraction of amber.


        But seriously, it seems to me that it is the army and adequate officers who will be the first to raise a bucket, for there is NEVER ANYTHING! And they’ll start right from Kiev.
        1. +6
          April 19 2016
          Quote: Egoza
          It seems to me that it is the army and adequate officers who will be the first to raise a bucket, for there is NEVER ANYTHING! And they’ll start right from Kiev.

          Well, then - the classic))
          1. +3
            April 19 2016
            These "adequate" officers have been raising the storm for the second year already, and the Kiev authorities are putting it all down - these lifters will soon get drunk on everything, or they will just get out of Ukraine.
    2. +3
      April 19 2016
      Ordinary fascism, nothing new.
    3. +1
      April 20 2016
      Well, well ... That's it! Reach! Who is bothering you, ragulin ?! What is pinned to the Donbass ?! So it’s not for universal prosperity that the lads are pleased! Far from universal ...
  18. +5
    April 19 2016
    Hence the conclusion: in order to win without losses, the militia must mass catapults throw moonshine in a plastic container into the location of dill drinks
    1. +6
      April 19 2016
      not only moonshine, all counterfeit caught in Russia to be poured there, it is possible even with firefighters il-76
  19. +6
    April 19 2016
    Where I got the information from will not tell. But the information is reliable. The Ukrainian commanders were lowered on top of the order for staffing parts by contract soldiers. From the implementation of the plan depends on their monetary allowance. So they have to take on the service of avatars. And then you will not dismiss. Again the plan. The most motivated and combat-ready are parts of the National Guard. Therefore, new equipment and equipment are sent there. These are the realities.
  20. +5
    April 19 2016
    Talking about a contract army is another Kiev myth. To create a contract army in the current financial and economic situation of Ukraine, and even for such a short time is IMPOSSIBLE by definition.
    1. +2
      April 19 2016
      Quote: koshmarik
      To create a contract army in the current financial and economic situation of Ukraine, and even for such a short time is IMPOSSIBLE by definition.

      Easy! You take a conscript, put a contract in front of him, and say "either you sign it, or in a pre-trial detention center. And think about your relatives." By this method, so many contractors appear ...
  21. +1
    April 19 2016
    "In general, with American weapons, too, span"...

    You need to be the last DEBBIL to get such a weapon ... give a weapon ... Even a slingshot cannot be trusted ...

    These videos would be shown to the American Senate-Congress, I think, in an instant they would have made the only correct decision: "Project Ukraine - to bury" ...
  22. +7
    April 19 2016
    Well, well, warriors of light, warriors of good. am
  23. +3
    April 19 2016
    Quote: jjj
    In the beginning there were cyborgs. Now - avatars. Terminators will appear soon. Classic Hollywood enters the military life of an independent

    In the future, "invisible troops" will also appear. They seem to be there, but at the same time, they are not. This will be a real headache for the enemy. Glory to the heroes!
    1. +4
      April 19 2016
      but not in the future, the favorite heroes of Hollywood - zombies. sobsstno halfway already.
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  24. +1
    April 19 2016
    It is a sin to laugh at sick people. We do not have such? Who participated in the first campaign, remember the "vouchers." "Handsome" were not like that.)
  25. +1
    April 19 2016
    Send the heroes medals "For Drunkenness." 5kg of copper with permanent wear. Decree of Peter the Great.
  26. +1
    April 19 2016
    worse stubborn Ukrainians - only stubborn Ukrainians!
    an example - a couple of deputies are happy and part-time - victims of the famine - Kherashchenko ...
  27. 0
    April 19 2016
    Another thing is disturbing - someone is watching over avatars, painting foreheads. Are the zampolitans not chattering?
    1. 0
      April 19 2016
      The main avatar was not shown, he is the most important in the parliament.
    2. 0
      April 20 2016
      Sober before ... This is their turn! Who is the first to become sober, that avatar!
  28. 0
    April 19 2016
    Ukraine. Only "avatars" go into battle ...


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