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About how Estonian secret services forget the Russian language ...

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The Estonian Security Police (KAPO) recently announced that “secret documents of the Russian special services” fell into the hands of its employees. At the same time, several documents with erased text were published as another horror story for Estonian citizens. To all appearances, the main argument was supposed to be the so-called headings of documents, where the terms “FSB”, “decree of the President of the Russian Federation”, “General”, etc. flashed.


However, vigilant bloggers who have read the latest report on the “success” of CAPO, have made disappointing conclusions for CAPO. The fact is that in the Estonian security police, as it turned out, they are not strong in Russian, and therefore, in preparing the “documents of the Russian special services”, they made a lot of stupid mistakes. In the "caps" of documents instead of the word "service" is indicated "service". The word "head" is typed through the letter "a".

In the material blogger A_DYUKOV in the LiveJournal, the author makes a disappointing conclusion about the “linden” of the Estonian CAPO:

I saw these documents, fell under the table. Here they are, the fruits of the struggle with the Russian schools.


About how Estonian secret services forget the Russian language ...


At the same time, it raises questions and why KAPO needed to gloss over even the name of the “First Deputy Director of the FSB”? And in general, on what basis should Estonian citizens understand that these “documents” have something to do with Estonia itself? ..
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http://a-dyukov.livejournal.com
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  1. avvg
    avvg April 13 2016 06: 48
    +54
    They, the Estonian special services, simply fulfilled the tasks of the "Overseas Friends". Apparently they did it with a rating "with minuses."
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      1. Kostyar
        Kostyar April 13 2016 07: 19
        +22
        Little nits !!!
        1. cniza
          cniza April 13 2016 07: 56
          +12
          Quote: avvg
          They, the Estonian special services, simply fulfilled the tasks of the "Overseas Friends". Apparently they did it with a rating "with minuses."



          Plus initiative and spring exacerbation.
        2. WKS
          WKS April 13 2016 11: 24
          +2
          Quote: Bone
          Little nits !!!

          They just scored doubles.
          1. a housewife
            a housewife April 14 2016 20: 31
            +2
            These are their quintuples!
        3. OlegLex
          OlegLex April 14 2016 16: 17
          +5
          you please do not scold ours in their ranks (unless of course you are ours)
          The next operation of our special services to discredit their almost special services was completed successfully.
          1. Katman
            Katman April 15 2016 08: 37
            0
            About Potschespetsluzh offset
        4. Katman
          Katman April 15 2016 08: 31
          0
          And how would you react to the fact that you are considered nothing and nobody (you can pick up synonyms yourself and finish: Your place is near pa ... i). That's crazy.
    2. Karasik
      Karasik April 13 2016 07: 03
      +57
      What country, such and special services. Rather, "special services", absolutely specific!
      1. subbtin.725
        subbtin.725 April 13 2016 07: 08
        +60
        Quote: Karasik
        Which country, such and ....
      2. your1970
        your1970 April 13 2016 07: 51
        +6
        Externally, the sheet on the left resembles a declaration on the income of civil servants.
        This document may be present - upon admission to the state civil all applicants submit such last year. I won’t be surprised if Estonian servicemen tried to introduce themselves, but they were clearly eliminated even at the stage of accepting documents for participation in the competition for replacing the vacant. Also, I won’t be surprised if some booby threw in the ballot box the declarations returned to him after refusing to participate in the competition ...
        I repeat, the document just looks like a header and an approximate arrangement of lines ....
      3. Gray brother
        Gray brother April 13 2016 08: 44
        +37
        Quote: Karasik
        ... Rather, "special services", absolutely specific!

        I think I understood by what cartoon they learned Russian.
        1. gozmosZh
          gozmosZh April 13 2016 11: 18
          +10
          And I remembered Brick
          1. Katman
            Katman April 15 2016 08: 42
            +1
            And what is mixed up. Normal Brick! Even the laws knew.
    3. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A April 13 2016 07: 14
      +36
      Quote: avvg
      They, the Estonian special services, simply fulfilled the tasks of the "Overseas Friends". Apparently they did it with a rating "with minuses."

      It was always surprising to me - in Soviet films about the war or straining with America, sometimes Soviet equipment, unsuccessfully "converted" for "not ours", flashed, but ALWAYS, right down to the buttons on the underpants laughing there was an absolute correspondence to the military uniform. In the same American films (even if you do not take the "model" form of Schwarzenegger in "Red Heat") the Soviet uniform - one laugh! From buttonholes to caps and orders! Was there really not even our emigrant in America who served in the Soviet Army and knew our uniform?

      Same thing here - is it possible that in all of Estonia, in their propaganda machine, even, and so on, by the steam agricultural engine, there was no liberal who knew the Russian language?

      The great P.A. Sudoplatov doesn’t turn in a coffin - he lies and burns so that angels have frost on the scruff of their neck .... laughing
      1. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich April 13 2016 07: 21
        +18
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        Was there really not even our emigrant in America who served in the Soviet Army and knew our uniform?

        yes no .. this is a conscious creation of a grotesquely repulsive image, a meme such as a jacket on an astronaut in "Armageddon".)))
        1. Greenwood
          Greenwood April 15 2016 15: 13
          0
          Never liked Armageddon. A lot of unnecessary special effects, a sea of ​​pathos and an ocean of bravado about brave Americans (and up to a heap of one stupid Russian alcoholic cosmonaut who has attached himself). In the same year, a similar blockbuster "Deep Impact" was released, filmed much smarter and without a ton of pathos. There, the American astronauts were also assisted by one Russian cosmonaut, played by our Russian actor A. Baluev. His character is shown quite adequately and even with respect.
      2. demo
        demo April 13 2016 08: 16
        +3
        The great P.A. Sudoplatov doesn’t turn in a coffin - he lies and burns so that angels have frost on the scruff of their neck ....

        Sorry. And what are the Angels' scrubs?
        1. Baldoha
          Baldoha April 14 2016 18: 40
          +1
          Such from peer!
      3. shasherin.pavel
        shasherin.pavel April 14 2016 18: 53
        +2
        I disagree with one thing: almost always in Soviet films, even in 1941, they say "I serve the Soviet Union" instead of "I serve the working people", although this was introduced in 1944, together with the adoption of the country's new anthem. Also in the Wehrmacht (in the cinema) all the Nazis, even in the field troops, the soldiers throw up "Heil Hitler" in greeting, although, after the assassination attempt, Hitler himself wanted to introduce a greeting in the troops, the greeting before the assassination was supposed only between party members, with a gold badge party member. The Wehrmacht officers ignored this order and continued to "salute" in the army.
      4. a housewife
        a housewife April 14 2016 20: 36
        0
        So how do Estonians understand that they are wrong. They are sure that everything is correct.
      5. Greenwood
        Greenwood April 15 2016 15: 05
        0
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        In the same American films (even if you do not take the "model" form of Schwarzenegger in "Red Heat") the Soviet uniform - one laugh! From buttonholes to caps and orders! Wasn't there even then our emigrant in America who served in the Soviet Army and knew our uniform?
        Probably did not want to strain from the point of view of reliability. As in their films "Russians" speak Russian - this is generally laughter.
        To be fair, films about Russia have become more adequate lately. Probably because they are filming in Russia itself, and not in the scenery near Los Angeles. A shot from Mission Impossible 4.
    4. Alez
      Alez April 13 2016 07: 40
      +4
      What is the country, such and special services.
      1. Alex20042004
        Alex20042004 April 15 2016 18: 41
        0
        They need to say it slowly.
        So fast they don’t understand.
    5. vovanpain
      vovanpain April 13 2016 07: 49
      +19
      Estonian Security Police (KAPO)

      Well, what’s the page, such is the special service. They correctly associate themselves with the overseer in a concentration camp, this is the ceiling of their successful work.
    6. vlade99
      vlade99 April 13 2016 08: 40
      +3
      Quote: avvg
      performed with the rating "stake with minuses."

      Forgot how to write in Russian and did not learn to think even in Iiston
    7. Nikolay K
      Nikolay K April 13 2016 09: 25
      -5
      Well, English-speaking people also got drunk with Navalny's "correspondence" with CIA agents and MI6, published by the news. Our warriors were also not strong in English. This is what happens when fools are able to mold political compromising evidence.
    8. Alexanast
      Alexanast April 13 2016 09: 31
      +7
      How much do you repeat that in Russian the word con is written with a soft sign, and the word plate is without soft sign.
      1. shasherin.pavel
        shasherin.pavel April 14 2016 18: 59
        0
        Quote: Alexanast
        in Russian, the word
        "put your money on the line"
        Quote: Alexanast
        written with a soft sign,
        1. a housewife
          a housewife April 14 2016 20: 40
          0
          Well, that's just like the Tajik said - "difficult Russian, I don't understand why the church, the fence and the stomach ache in one word?"
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    10. siberalt
      siberalt April 13 2016 09: 33
      +9
      One Estonian taxis told a Russian passenger that he did not understand Russian. But after I got 100 bucks from him, I sang only Russian songs from the border to Tallinn laughing
      1. Pavel Tsybai
        Pavel Tsybai April 13 2016 11: 26
        +2
        Well, okay, there are no literate people, well, to hell with them, and the "Microsoft Office" with error checking is also in the net.
    11. SveTok
      SveTok April 13 2016 15: 44
      +1
      Everything is much simpler, she PR herself so that everyone knows, there is somewhere on earth what is called Estonia.
  2. RussianRoulette
    RussianRoulette April 13 2016 06: 50
    +2
    Methodically picking-picking ... provoke-provoke .. Work out money ...
    1. Observer2014
      Observer2014 April 13 2016 07: 11
      +16
      Estonian special services are already Hochma in their own right. Of the one and a half million people, there is probably no one to choose. I was reminded of this situation. The Americans were preparing, preparing an undercover agent. Then they threw him by parachute. He reached the village first. Looks grandfather is sitting on the rubble. He came up and so and so smeared. And he treated me with a cigarette. And poured vodka. Then he asks where is the military base? And your grandfather would have run away from here an American. The American was surprised. And he said to his grandfather: Well, how did you open me up? And grandfather can only tell Americans about it scramble the Negro spy to us.
  3. solovey
    solovey April 13 2016 06: 54
    +4
    all to the Russian school wink
  4. K-50
    K-50 April 13 2016 06: 54
    +1
    The Estonian spring exacerbation continues its not calm activity laughing
  5. avva2012
    avva2012 April 13 2016 07: 02
    +5
    At the same time, questions are also raised why KAPO needed to gloss over even the name of "the first deputy director of the FSB"?

    It's simple, they are such spies that they do not even know the name of the first deputy.
    Apparently not only write. but also forgot how to read Russian.
  6. Stinger
    Stinger April 13 2016 07: 06
    +7
    A pair of Istonia will give up. Best at dill.
  7. novel66
    novel66 April 13 2016 07: 08
    +11
    capo??? Well, it was under the Germans - and so it remains?
    1. volodya
      volodya April 13 2016 15: 10
      +1
      Yes, they respect very fascists there, they arrange parades.
  8. Dmitry Potapov
    Dmitry Potapov April 13 2016 07: 08
    +7
    I can also print on the printer "Obama issued a decree that he is h .............. m.o"
  9. v.yegorov
    v.yegorov April 13 2016 07: 11
    +18
    With our reforms in education, Russians will soon write no better.
    1. weis223
      weis223 April 13 2016 08: 04
      +11
      Soon??? And how many Russians on this site write competently? Many Svidomo horses have fewer errors on the Censor. In our country, the more “star” is on the chase, the less respect for their native language. You involuntarily think: in what class does this "general of the imperial troops" get deuces ....
      1. vovanpain
        vovanpain April 13 2016 08: 27
        +10
        Quote: weis223
        And how many Russians on this site correctly write?

        And for what the cons, the colleague is right, it is necessary to respect, and not distort the native language.
        Quote: weis223
        In our country, the more “star” is on the chase, the less respect for their native language. One involuntarily thinks: in what class does this "general of the imperial troops" get deuces.

        And here, my colleague, I do not agree with you, everyone sins with this, not only with the stars, but also without stars. One minus corrected you.
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  11. Darek
    Darek April 13 2016 07: 22
    +3
    No wonder. The usual Baltic (Hohlyat, Polish) handshake.
  12. slava5553
    slava5553 April 13 2016 07: 23
    +6
    Kapo - a privileged prisoner in the concentration camps of the Third Reich, who worked for the administration. Looks like they went in the second round.
  13. vkfriendly
    vkfriendly April 13 2016 07: 23
    +1
    learn to fool around fools ...
  14. avg-mgn
    avg-mgn April 13 2016 07: 32
    +3
    These are flowers, soon our "Victims of EG" will catch up with them, then it will not be funny. it will be difficult to distinguish the linden from the original.
  15. Riv
    Riv April 13 2016 07: 33
    +10
    Yes, you just do not understand the humor. The first of April! So what, what is the middle of the month? This is the Baltic, Karl!
    In general, the joke failed.
  16. V.ic
    V.ic April 13 2016 07: 33
    +1
    Literacy so-called “Estonians” are not surprised, as well as the “literacy” of today's “EG children” in the vastness of the Russian Federation.
  17. sergeyzzz
    sergeyzzz April 13 2016 07: 36
    +4
    Quote: Volgobalt
    For such a performance, you need to hang the eggs on the nearest bitch !!!))) But in general, do they really not understand how miserable they are?

    A dumb man himself cannot understand that he is dumb, he thinks that everyone around is like that.
  18. Wolka
    Wolka April 13 2016 07: 37
    +1
    it’s not even a business, it’s a product and the results of the exam, including the study of foreign languages, and Russian in particular
    1. RUSOIVAN
      RUSOIVAN April 13 2016 07: 46
      +13
      Is childishness also the results of the exam?
  19. VeryBravePiggy
    VeryBravePiggy April 13 2016 08: 04
    +4
    Quote: Volka
    it’s not even a business, it’s a product and the results of the exam, including the study of foreign languages, and Russian in particular

    Right Amateurs - they are so unpredictable ...

    To invent some crap and to disseminate it in the national mass media is what many states sin, but such a clumsy crafted craft speaks precisely of the decline in the mental development of the Baltic people and in the education system.
    One is amazed how, nevertheless, the ancient and highly developed states of proud and independent Estonians and Livs still resist aggression of Muscovites long and successfully.
    Well, even though the FSB generals captured as a result of a special operation to forge secret documents were not shown, they spared the psyche of the audience ...
  20. Abbra
    Abbra April 13 2016 08: 04
    +9
    This is not a fake by accident? Is it really such stupidity? However...
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee April 13 2016 08: 23
      +6
      Why do you insult a snake?
  21. Alexandr2637
    Alexandr2637 April 13 2016 08: 07
    0
    These mongrels do not stand such attention.
  22. demo
    demo April 13 2016 08: 20
    +5
    Limited nation, limited people, limited "special service".
    They themselves have so limited that besides laughter, in their address. won't get anything.
    But opening Yandex and scoring a search in order to see what the original looks like is not fate?

    I remembered the army youth.
    Three Estonians served in our company.
    The commander fought with them, to a sweat.
    The order was understood after the third time.
    And all were urban.
    1. I am human
      I am human April 14 2016 11: 02
      0
      Quote: demo
      The order was understood after the third time.

      Oooh! Dumb!
  23. Holsten
    Holsten April 13 2016 08: 20
    +1
    But Lev said: Learn the Russian language, come in handy - did not obey.
  24. valent45
    valent45 April 13 2016 08: 28
    +1
    Well, do Estonia still know something about the Russian language?
  25. Mantykora
    Mantykora April 13 2016 08: 45
    +4
    Estonian Security Police (KAPO) - caseЗno new gram hand neededАdriver.

    What d.bilov this stuffing? Yes, I’ll draw in Photoshop no worse, although not CAPO ...
  26. raid14
    raid14 April 13 2016 08: 51
    +4
    They called their special service competently, the "genetic memory" of the legionnaires worked.
    The meaning of the word KAPO does not resemble anything?
    Kapo - a privileged prisoner in the concentration camps of the Third Reich, who worked for the administration. “Kapo” - in the narrow sense, this category of camp asset, located hierarchy below the Oberkapo and above the foremen, could fulfill the functions of the headman of the barracks, the overseer. In a broad sense, kapo is generally an asset of the Nazi concentration camps, a privileged layer of prisoners, exercising direct, grass-roots control over the everyday life of ordinary prisoners. The asset was replenished, mainly due to criminals, especially Germans, less often - “camp veterans”. Due to cooperation with the Nazi administration, the capos were not respected, but had power over ordinary prisoners.
    https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Капо
  27. Londa
    Londa April 13 2016 09: 02
    +1
    Quote: Mantykora
    What d.bilov this stuffing? Yes, I’ll draw in Photoshop no worse, although not CAPO ...

    Yes, on the same as they, not all of them know Russian grammar.
  28. 89130517794
    89130517794 April 13 2016 09: 18
    -1
    In my opinion, the following options are possible here: - deliberate "mistake" of those who published the provided documents. There are enough literate people in Estonia who understand what is happening; - deliberate "mistake" of those who received instructions from "customers" to prepare and publish false documents. And in the special services there are also competent and understanding people.
    1. Awaz
      Awaz April 14 2016 20: 15
      0
      well, no one will just be substituted. Yet this is rather stupidity. Not long ago there was a similar puncture on the part of Russian bloggers or special services, who also printed "documents" or American special services or some of their offices, too, with grammatical and stylistic errors
  29. Prisoner
    Prisoner April 13 2016 09: 18
    +1
    The youth has grown up. Dumb, handsome Estonian youth. Or maybe the old Soviet cadres had fun. wassat
  30. alex42a
    alex42a April 13 2016 09: 34
    +2
    completely run wild
  31. marmalade
    marmalade April 13 2016 09: 34
    +1
    Frankly, the photo of the document looks suspiciously like the title page of an anti-corruption package.
  32. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad April 13 2016 09: 43
    0
    Stupidity and illiteracy betrayed all the "insidiousness" of the plan of the cunning Estonians.
  33. Rostislav
    Rostislav April 13 2016 09: 50
    +1
    This epoch-making "act" can only be described by R. Burns's epigram:

    Bending at the grave entrance
    "Oh death!" exclaimed Nature
    When will I succeed again
    To create such a boob!
  34. Russia
    Russia April 13 2016 10: 00
    +17
    Laugh, laugh!
    But in the 90s I worked in Kazakhstan. We had to send a request to the Estonian Ministry of Internal Affairs. They have just become "independent". The answer came from them, but in Estonian. Like - they urgently forgot the language. We were able to translate. Fortunately, we had enough of both Estonians and Germans. But, about a month later (at that time, many were returning from Kazakhstan to Estonia), we also received a request from this region - in Russian. We didn't think for a long time - we answered in Kazakh. No more replies were received in Estonian. laughing
    The story is real.
    1. Ros 56
      Ros 56 April 13 2016 11: 49
      0
      It would be possible, I would put the pluses as there are in the world. Well done. hi
    2. uragan114
      uragan114 April 14 2016 14: 44
      0
      And I heard a story about how, at one time, they hesitated with requests in Estonian (Latvian), so I thought of what - they began to answer in Yakut. I immediately remembered the Russian language.
      Anecdote on the topic: At the checkpoint, an Estonian border guard asks:
      Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;
      Quote: Rossi-Ya
      Laugh, laugh!
      But in the 90s I worked in Kazakhstan. We had to send a request to the Estonian Ministry of Internal Affairs. They have just become "independent". The answer came from them, but in Estonian. Like - they urgently forgot the language. We were able to translate. Fortunately, we had enough of both Estonians and Germans. But, about a month later (at that time, many were returning from Kazakhstan to Estonia), we also received a request from this region - in Russian. We didn't think for a long time - we answered in Kazakh. No more replies were received in Estonian. laughing
      The story is real.
  35. APASUS
    APASUS April 13 2016 10: 08
    0
    I see Estonian intelligence becoming more and more like a parachutist’s constrictor? Everything is separate, but it’s not possible to collect in a place .............. because they are not engaged in intelligence, but ... they lick to the owners
  36. rus-5819
    rus-5819 April 13 2016 10: 12
    +2
    Quote: Karasik
    What country, such and special services. Rather, "special services", absolutely specific!


    During the "partition" of the USSR, the Baltic states did not get brains, and since nature does not tolerate emptiness, the place where brains are usually located was filled with overseas primitive der..m! They used to write "dad" through "o".
  37. iliya87
    iliya87 April 13 2016 10: 19
    0
    If they cannot do such a simple falsification, then nothing will save here. Full Achtung!
  38. frost1979
    frost1979 April 13 2016 10: 29
    +1
    guys, in the topmost "document" in the cap it says "to the first deputy head of the FSB (!)" general of the army "(!)" ... well, firstly, any document always indicates the full name of the service or body, in avoidance of misinterpretations (in this case, the Federal Security Service, and not the Front Soldier Brotherhood))) And secondly, I have a question - the first deputies of the FSB director are Generals of the Army Vladimir Grigorievich Kulishov, head of the Border Guard Service, and Sergey Mikhailovich Smirnov - data from open sources, why erase their names? Here are the "poor Chukhontsy")
  39. Kibl
    Kibl April 13 2016 10: 32
    +1
    Essto, Latvian, Lithuanian special services? And what is it? I remember how at one time the head of the Latvian counterintelligence was a British citizen, a former high rank in British MI6!
  40. Igor V
    Igor V April 13 2016 10: 50
    0
    Tribalts once again raised our spirits. We must give them their due - they regularly give out some nonsense with a straight face.
  41. volodya
    volodya April 13 2016 10: 58
    +1
    They would have asked the Chinese, they would have done better!
  42. serezhasoldatow
    serezhasoldatow April 13 2016 11: 15
    +2
    I immediately recall Lavrov. Accurate, short and capacious.
  43. Aleksandr1959
    Aleksandr1959 April 13 2016 11: 24
    0
    But they warned wassat

  44. da Vinci
    da Vinci April 13 2016 11: 54
    0
    If this is a real fact, then why is RosMID silent, why they don’t show this nonsense on all news channels, why they don’t expose it? wink
    1. volodya
      volodya April 13 2016 14: 51
      +3
      And why should ours justify, let them prove themselves right!
    2. Bramb
      Bramb April 14 2016 15: 17
      0
      You still tell Ukrainian fakes to expose.)))
      They rivet them hundreds a day, led by their president!
      But Americans and Europeans are no better either. One Belarusian sea is worth it! )))
      If someone in the West said what, it is 99% of cases lies. To refute everything - there’s not enough time for anything.
  45. Max T.
    Max T. April 13 2016 13: 33
    +1
    Brad, not documents. Besides grammar, there is paperwork. The title in the text is written with a small letter, and the "FSB service" is generally Tovtologiya. service service. Hee hee.
  46. Evgtan
    Evgtan April 14 2016 15: 39
    0
    Already three days, Estonian paratroopers hang in the air
  47. Baldoha
    Baldoha April 14 2016 18: 56
    0
    Bredyatina. Even doubts creep in that it actually was. Nowadays, when on the Internet you can find the form \ sample of almost any decree or order of almost any agency (even the CIA), this is the height of insanity. Maybe for Canada or South Africa, this stroller would have rolled, but not in the former republics of the USSR where they know the Russian language and many know such a beast as paperwork.
  48. Balagan
    Balagan April 14 2016 19: 46
    0
    Along the way, the letterheads themselves are not sustained according to the nomenclature. There is a font, all kinds of intervals, margins, etc.
  49. tehnoluks
    tehnoluks April 15 2016 13: 40
    0
    What to say about Estonians when the Russian-speaking segment of the Internet is "limping on all fours." Here is an example of current publications on VO:

    In general, it is annoying when it comes to Russian armored vehicles, and on the Abrams screensaver, the same with the fleet and aviation, and with many other topics.
  50. VB
    VB April 15 2016 14: 19
    0
    Kapo - a privileged prisoner in the concentration camps of the Third Reich, who worked for the administration (Wikipedia). Even the name is one.