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Hello, with you "Culinary notes" on the information and analytical portal "Military Review". And today we will learn how to make cookies. Take a pound of flour, two chicken eggs, a glass of sugar. We pour the flour into enameled dishes ... stop and think ... why bake cookies at all when there is Uncle Joe's famous bakery, which in recent years has been engaged in regular production of culinary products with their subsequent distribution to those who, well, really, really want pamper yourself sweetie.


It’s a shame that Uncle Joe’s cooking shop distributes cookies strictly on schedule, and the schedule is tight, and all of the recipients who have been entered into it must meet certain criteria of the Chief Baker. It's a shame, annoying, but okay ... We will try to derive the formula of the average liver-recipient, in order to try this culinary product for free. The product, it must be said, is unique in that, for example, in 2014, many inexperienced admirers of those cookies of one country striving to build a developed culinary society were diagnosed with multiple desires to ride and incessant verbal diarrhea on the topic “hto not jump ...” In general, for an amateur these cookies, I must say straightforwardly ... But purely amateur culinary interest is above all! So, we are looking for a formula.

And one of the winners of the Women of Courage-2016 (“Courageous Woman”) of the US Department of State (US Department of State) helps us determine the recipient's formula for this dessert from Uncle Jo - dessert, which even admirers replaces the appetizer, hot and salad .. - Zhanna Nemtsova.

Bakery website reports that Zhanna Borisovna among 14 "courageous women" awarded the above-mentioned award "for exceptional courage and leadership in support of peace, justice, human rights and gender equality." The bakery of the old Joe says that since April 1 (what jokes can be!) Zhanna Borisovna Nemtsova, along with other “activists, journalists and social activists” who were awarded this prize, should “walk” around the United States as part of the “leadership support” program. ". The program includes tables laden with the burden of cookies in Kentucky, California, Minnesota, Alabama, Missouri, Michigan, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. Chagrin - with such an abundance of flour and sweet, Jeanne can forget about a slim figure. But here at stake are figures of a completely different warehouse ...

So, having received some information from the official website of the Bakery, we proceed to the main thing - the definition of those basic positions that allow you to receive bakery products from antiquity Joe and his valuable cook - old woman Vika (Victoria).

To be among the cookie winners, you must first have a photo with the US ambassador (even if with the former).

Culinary notes on Military Review. How to stir up cookies ...


Although not. A photo with the ambassador is rather a consequence than a reason ...

Then another. It is necessary to have a photo with the flag of Ukraine in the days of Maidan (Maidan - certainly with a capital letter, for this word expresses centuries-old ... yes there are centuries-old - the millennial will of the Ukrainian people, whose ancestors dug and domesticated ... well, you know what and who ). Ukrainian banner in the hands - from tse dilo!



What else? Well, of course! It is necessary to have a very close kinship with a man who used to wander in the evening of long evenings in the company of beautiful ladies along Moscow bridges, with each column exposing the bloody Kremlin regime. Certainly - bloody, otherwise they will not give half a liver pack. And this man must surely fall victim to the “Putin’s favorite bullet” against the background of Putin’s “mansion”, erroneously called the Moscow Kremlin. Someone now continues to doubt whether the bullet belongs to the bloody regime ??! Klyaty vatniki! .. This affiliation, even before the murder of Boris Efimovich, was set up by the democratic information portal “Zvezdet - no bags to roll” following the characteristic traces of the claws of those monsters and usurpers who charged the pillars ...



In general, the preliminary conclusions - Yevto-Blakytny - once, struck by the bullet of the regime father - the builder of democracy, once applied to the powers of the federal scale - two. Three - constant close relations with those who themselves otkushyval cookies at one time, these cookies are hooked and now experiencing a sort of breaking if old Joe due to a temporary shortage is forced to turn on the printing press and throw the gray-green candy wrappers to replenish the ingredients.

And there are also “four” - these are the upcoming elections in Russia, under which cookies are provided in a unique multi-layer wrapper made from additional glossy Russophobia. Under these or more distant elections, they say, you can get a whole basket of cookies, not to mention a jar of jam, - according to the program of leaders, the passage of which was already prepared by old Jo and culinary fairy Victoria ...

Returning to the possible tasting of cookies from Uncle Joe ... a picture emerges completely unpromising for you and me, dear friends. Well, judge for yourself - we do not “click” against the background of yellow-Blakytine banners. We do not have photos with American ambassadors in our personal archive. Meetings and sentimental conversations with them - even more so. And with the fathers who tragically died on the background of the Kremlin from a poisoned bullet with the poison of the Kremlin bloody gebni, too, to put it mildly, the tension.

Uh ... what kind of cookies are there. We, dear readers of the Culinary Notes, will not be included in either the Gosdepovskiy list of “courageous women” or the list of “feminine men” or the expanded metric of the award “do not care on the floor”. Do not grumble "overseas snacks." Thank you, and do not.

Let this ladies and gentlemen introduce this “snack” to their cheek, who are ready to sell their honor and dignity (if any) for a basket of cookies and a jar of jam, and who believe that the concept of “Motherland” fits into the amount of the premium received from those who dream of your homeland once again turn into ruins.
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  1. Mavrikiy
    Mavrikiy 31 March 2016 07: 11
    +6
    Yes, life has failed. Maybe the cookies are not eaten enough?
    1. mirag2
      mirag2 31 March 2016 07: 12
      +3
      Here it will be in the subject:
      1. mirag2
        mirag2 31 March 2016 07: 13
        +5
        Liberals from all the former republics of the USSR sleep and see Independence Square in the Russian Federation:
        1. mirag2
          mirag2 31 March 2016 07: 14
          +1
          I didn’t work with Paint before, the first experience, therefore not cut screenshots:
          1. mirag2
            mirag2 31 March 2016 07: 15
            0
            pictures are clickable
            1. mirag2
              mirag2 31 March 2016 07: 17
              +7
              This person has asked such questions before.how do you feel about the increase in prices for fuel and lubricants, and you have nothing to pay for the apartment and you have to throw it (his words), how do you feel about the soldiers of the Russian Federation dying in Syria?
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              1. cniza
                cniza 31 March 2016 07: 48
                +14
                As they are all tired, Russia cannot be deceived by any cookies, we have everything, but we will figure out the provocateurs ...
                1. Voha_krim
                  Voha_krim 31 March 2016 08: 25
                  +49
                  The product, it must be said, is unique in that, for example, in 2014, many inexperienced admirers of those cookies of one country tearing to build a developed culinary society were diagnosed with multiple urges for a gallop and incessant verbal diarrhea on the topic "who knows ..."
                  1. ermak.sidorov
                    ermak.sidorov April 1 2016 13: 58
                    0
                    And that pretzel, which was filmed on a mobile camera, then launched it in cinemas as "LondonOn's fall" =)
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              3. gg.na
                gg.na 31 March 2016 12: 27
                +8
                Yes, there are such on the Internet in many places. Mischievous provocateurs! I was hooked with one thing and he tried to "break" me lol ! Yes, only to break me that yell emptiness wassat !!! In the end, it came to threats that such as people like you will hang up to shoot and do other horrors !!! wassat I was good then so neighing laughing from the heart !!! But for some reason what then me repeat blocked there request .
                1. Deniska
                  Deniska April 2 2016 12: 14
                  0
                  Then I feel there blocked request.


                  If you don’t lie on the censor, I blocked 7 accounts at one time :) I loved their tro lo ....
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        3. nils
          nils 31 March 2016 07: 48
          +35
          Zhanna Borisovna was awarded the aforementioned prize "for exceptional courage and leadership in supporting peace, justice, human rights and gender equality"

          Chubais Anatoly Borisovich - for his great contribution to the implementation of state policy in the field of nanotechnology and many years of conscientious work - Order of Merit for the Fatherland (2010)
          Gorbachev Mikhail Sergeevich - For outstanding services to the Russian state - the order of "Andrew the First-Called" (the highest award)
          Berl Lazar - for a significant contribution to the social and economic development of the Russian Federation - - Order of Merit for the Fatherland (2014) + Order of Peter the Great, 2005st degree (XNUMX)
          Adolf Shaevich for his active work in the spiritual revival of Russia - the Order of Merit to the Fatherland (2013) + Order of the Holy Blessed Prince Daniel of Moscow, III degree (2008).
          Full holders of the Order of Merit for the Fatherland - Khazanov, Tabakov, Mikhalkov, M. Zakharov, Tsereteli, Volchek, Bronevoy, Vishnevskaya, Plisetskaya, Matvienko (ELITE!)
          Yeltsin - a grand memorial + fund with billions of deductions from the budget.

          Necha to the West to nod if they themselves are crooked!
          1. SU69
            SU69 31 March 2016 10: 17
            +5
            Quote: nils
            Chubais Anatoly Borisovich - for his great contribution to the implementation of state policy in the field of nanotechnology and many years of conscientious work - Order of Merit for the Fatherland (2010)

            Former military intelligence colonel Vladimir Kvachkov may not leave the colony three years later when the sentence imposed by the court on the “armed rebellion” case expires - a new criminal case has been opened against him. This time, the elderly intelligence officer is accused under Article 205.2 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, incriminating “public calls for terrorist activities”. Kvachkov has already been interrogated by representatives of the FSB in the Republic of Mordovia as part of the next criminal case as a suspect.
            In June 2015, a book written by a colonel in prison, “Who Rules Russia,” was also recognized as extremist material. The work, of course, is full of conspiracy theological considerations regarding the world and Russian “backstage”, the representatives of which the author compares with helminths and leeches.
          2. Cap.Morgan
            Cap.Morgan 31 March 2016 18: 52
            +2
            Quote: nils
            Zhanna Borisovna was awarded the aforementioned prize "for exceptional courage and leadership in supporting peace, justice, human rights and gender equality"


            Berl Lazar - for a significant contribution to the social and economic development of the Russian Federation - - Order of Merit for the Fatherland (2014) + Order of Peter the Great, 2005st degree (XNUMX)
            Adolf Shaevich for his active work in the spiritual revival of Russia - the Order of Merit to the Fatherland (2013) + Order of the Holy Blessed Prince Daniel of Moscow, III degree (2008).
            Full holders of the Order of Merit for the Fatherland - Khazanov, Tabakov, Mikhalkov, M. Zakharov, Tsereteli, Volchek, Bronevoy, Vishnevskaya, Plisetskaya, Matvienko (ELITE!)

            Necha to the West to nod if they themselves are crooked!

            You do not like Tabakov? What did you watch from the last?
            Have you been to a performance at Zakharov’s at least one, on which? Khazanov did not please? Or did you all at once decide to doused with Mr.
            What kind of clown orders are Peter the Great and Danilo of Moscow? Their cans chtol cut out. In the award system of Russia there are none.
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      3. ,
        , 31 March 2016 08: 08
        +4
        Listen, citizen of the mirag, well, you are by God small. Yes, not everything in our state is good, there are a lot of m ... d ... in, but there are enough patriots. You watch American films, drugs, corruption, etc., all on the list ... The world is very unfair ...
        1. sa-ag
          sa-ag 31 March 2016 11: 13
          +3
          Quote: andre
          You watch American films, drugs, corruption, etc., all on the list ..

          so in other films the standard set is a sales officer, cops, some are sales, some are honest, a girl and another supporting character, if the girl is the main character and vice versa
          1. Vitwin
            Vitwin 31 March 2016 11: 17
            +2
            Quote: sa-ag
            Quote: andre
            You watch American films, drugs, corruption, etc., all on the list ..

            so in other films the standard set is a sales officer, cops, some are sales, some are honest, a girl and another supporting character, if the girl is the main character and vice versa

            It is necessary to watch TV shows on NTV - this is where all this was erected in a cult, and in the end - they all died)))
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    3. The black
      The black 31 March 2016 07: 19
      +12
      In Moscow, culinary hooligan brigades proved themselves. Liberastov is incapacitated by diabetes mellitus by tossing cakes. laughing
    4. Finches
      Finches 31 March 2016 07: 52
      +9
      In the camp of liberal whores arrived ....! laughing
      1. Beard
        Beard 31 March 2016 08: 18
        -7
        Normal girl. A couple of jerky can be thrown.
        1. SRC P-15
          SRC P-15 31 March 2016 08: 24
          +12
          Let this ladies and gentlemen introduce this “snack” to their cheek, who are ready to sell their honor and dignity (if any) for a basket of cookies and a jar of jam, and who believe that the concept of “Motherland” fits into the amount of the premium received from those who dream of your homeland once again turn into ruins.

          Fear the State Department gifts:
      2. Sirocco
        Sirocco 31 March 2016 09: 42
        +6
        Quote: Finches
        In the camp of liberal whores arrived ....!

        I didn’t immediately understand that this was Nemtsov’s daughter, for some reason she looked like Tolkonnikova from Puxi Rait. Although people are judged by their cases, the affairs of Nemtsova and Tolokonnikova from one garbage dump are growing.
    5. gergi
      gergi 31 March 2016 09: 56
      +5
      All these offspring of Judah are rotten blood. All these little dogs, gaydaryachki, now the Germans spawn. Madhouse cries for them, although it is impossible to cure them. Lerochka Novodvorskaya was treated, treated, but still not cured. Blood, because, rotten.
    6. Altona
      Altona 31 March 2016 10: 33
      +5
      Quote: Mavrikiy
      Yes, life has failed. Maybe the cookies are not eaten enough?

      -----------------
      Pampering is everything. No one will squeeze Zhanna or Ksyusha, and even Masha Solomyanskaya-Gaidar. They have patrons in the same "United Russia".
  2. aszzz888
    aszzz888 31 March 2016 07: 14
    +6
    For a long time there will be heartburn in ukrokakl, from nulandsha cookies! laughing
    1. Kostyar
      Kostyar 31 March 2016 07: 32
      +11
      Zhmya Borisovna, apparently, had a difficult childhood, daddy didn’t feed her cookies ...

      On the contrary, it was too full and lived well, without doing a damn .... while doing this, I want to continue the banquet ?! Current now grandmothers overseas, have to work out !!!
  3. venaya
    venaya 31 March 2016 07: 16
    +2
    against the backdrop of Putin’s “mansion,” erroneously called the Moscow Kremlin

    In this case, it is most important to determine the target of the attack, then it no longer matters how and how to attack. The psychology of a fighting dog.
  4. parusnik
    parusnik 31 March 2016 07: 16
    +5
    Zhmya Borisovna, apparently, had a difficult childhood, daddy didn’t feed her cookies ...
    1. KOH
      KOH 31 March 2016 07: 24
      +5
      That's it, dad himself ate these cookies with pleasure, and fed his daughter ...
      1. Begemot
        Begemot 31 March 2016 09: 38
        +2
        It’s not clear why only she? Nemtsov had a lot of girls. They are probably offended.
      2. Begemot
        Begemot 31 March 2016 09: 38
        0
        It’s not clear why only she? Nemtsov had a lot of girls. They are probably offended.
  5. sergeyzzz
    sergeyzzz 31 March 2016 07: 16
    +5
    Let this ladies and gentlemen introduce this “snack” to their cheek, who are ready to sell their honor and dignity (if any) for a basket of cookies and a jar of jam, and who believe that the concept of “Motherland” fits into the amount of the premium received from those who dream of your homeland once again turn into ruins.
    And we do not care about their honor and dignity, the most important thing is that they are trying to sell their homeland for plunder for this very cookie.
    1. gergi
      gergi 31 March 2016 13: 15
      +2
      These ghouls have neither honor nor dignity. When they hear about these things, they giggle. Serious only to their god-toad skins.
  6. Dynamic systems
    Dynamic systems 31 March 2016 07: 23
    +5
    We have a lot of such "bedding". To her bakery!
  7. iury.vorgul
    iury.vorgul 31 March 2016 07: 32
    +7
    Then the bourgeoisie rejoiced, quickly wrote Malchish-Plohish into their bourgeoisie and gave him a whole barrel of jam and a whole basket of cookies.
    A. P. Gaidar "The Tale of the Boy-Kibalchish".
    1. ankir13
      ankir13 31 March 2016 07: 46
      +6
      The Tale of the Boy Kibalchish and the Granddaughter of Gaidar Himself.
      1. BMP-2
        BMP-2 31 March 2016 23: 00
        0
        Well, let's not say about "Gaidar's own granddaughter", but about "the granddaughter of his adopted son"!
  8. 33 Watcher
    33 Watcher 31 March 2016 07: 40
    +4
    I didn't even read it. Looked at the photo, and that's it ... One corpse, another cheap dadalka in their historical homeland ... Their daddies are clearly more modest. It is understandable, not today tomorrow, for such connections you will find yourself an "agent of the Kremlin" ... The end of a career, for a beauty ... Davalka must be honest! No politics, only money ..!
    1. 33 Watcher
      33 Watcher 31 March 2016 08: 10
      +1
      Oh, is that a daughter? In vain I didn’t read, I didn’t have an allergy to them ... Well, all right, one hell, that drocheri, that, not my daughter ... Well, all of them ...
      Allergy ... Wrote, went to sneeze ...
  9. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 31 March 2016 07: 42
    +8
    Zhanna Nemtsova

    Once again, you are convinced that Russian sayings and proverbs are based on a huge everyday experience. In this case: "The apple does not fall far from the apple." The “courage” of this lady obviously lies in the fact that for several years she had led anti-Russian propaganda as best she could at RBC. But what is the courage when the state permits you?
    1. Yura
      Yura 31 March 2016 11: 01
      +3
      Quote: rotmistr60
      But what is courage when the state allows it to you?

      When a person doesn’t know at all, he understands that being a bastard and not getting it is against the laws of the hostel, this does not happen, that's why they called meanness to be courageous to at least somehow motivate rewards and fees for betrayal. And yes, who he was and brought up.
  10. them
    them 31 March 2016 07: 44
    +3
    Yes ... elections are one word. And the cookies are distributed here too. The process has already begun. Now irreconcilable fighters against corruption, all kinds of singers who are not indifferent to the fate of the Motherland with songs like "Uncle Vova, where are the landing", etc. will come out. Everything would seem to look right, if not for the cloying smell of cookies from these patriots.
  11. Lyton
    Lyton 31 March 2016 07: 47
    +5
    If it weren’t for this article and photo, I wouldn’t have known that this girl was the daughter of an unfinished physicist and elderly womanizer Nemtsov. Something that Gaidarichi is not visible is apparently not useful on the outskirts.
  12. Riv
    Riv 31 March 2016 07: 55
    +1
    Funny written. I, too, struck the havchik.
  13. dobrik10
    dobrik10 31 March 2016 07: 55
    +4
    And you ask our simple Russian woman, do she need these cookies ??? And she will tell you, yes, nasra .. to me I bake cookies better on them ...
    Therefore, only rotten on rotten cookies and are underway.
  14. nivander
    nivander 31 March 2016 08: 00
    +8
    Quote: aszzz888
    For a long time there will be heartburn in ukrokakl, from nulandsha cookies! laughing
  15. orphan 63
    orphan 63 31 March 2016 08: 11
    +9
    laughing I suggest sending all the Maidan State Depot cookies prepared for us, for Russia, as charity to Kuev.
    And couriers for delivery to send our w..opposition. lol
    With a cover letter for residents of Mazepia / Schenesdochlia:
    Remember. Mourn Condolences. We hope to sweeten the last days. Note: couriers do not need to be returned; this is also a gift from us.
  16. Pinkie F.
    Pinkie F. 31 March 2016 08: 13
    +11
    in fact, cookies are a symbol. Sold for lentil stew.
    But I remember the queue in the first McDonald's in January 90th. And a year later the country was gone. No connection? May be.
    1. Vitwin
      Vitwin 31 March 2016 11: 25
      +2
      Quote: Pinky F.
      in fact, cookies are a symbol.

      There are a lot of symbols lately, and the people are now different than the Soviet citizens in the sunset era, so a little push can be enough to start the chaos - is this why propaganda is already turning into hysteria?
      The Kremlin is most likely using data from VTsIOM and Levada Center for analysis.
    2. Yura
      Yura 31 March 2016 12: 21
      0
      Quote: Pinky F.
      in fact, cookies are a symbol. Sold for lentil stew.
      Nuland clamped silver, clamped, and all that was needed was 30 coins, which would be enough for all ukrov. I baked cookies, and even with the money of the robbed Nenko.
  17. hartlend
    hartlend 31 March 2016 08: 15
    +2
    The author (Ostap) suffered. You can write more simply and in essence, without "fine literature", Pushkin still does not pull. He also spoiled the food.
    1. Volodin
      31 March 2016 14: 02
      +1
      Zhanna, are you? .. Decided to buy a coupon for the Internet from the premium and look to us on "VO"? ..
  18. bmv04636
    bmv04636 31 March 2016 08: 19
    +1
    I wonder how much this one from Papa’s billiard will fall.
  19. Andreitas
    Andreitas 31 March 2016 08: 27
    +1
    What a terrible thing she is !!! Horror.
    1. Stirbjorn
      Stirbjorn 31 March 2016 09: 02
      .
      I waited who the first to begin to carry this blizzard about appearance fellow
      A normal girl in appearance, much prettier than Zakharova, from whose appearance, the other day, here a crowd of uraptriotus wrote boiling water
      1. Dilshat
        Dilshat 31 March 2016 09: 56
        +3
        It’s not a matter of appearance. Betrayal in Russia becomes a hereditary affair. A common thing. Tolerance to such (immunity of an organism) appears. This means it takes on chronic forms. Scientists (who received a free Soviet education) have appeared who answer the question when you start working at home, in the next life. In France, a local scientist worked at the same time as the Americans. In one speech, he thanked his alma mater for his successes and also the Americans briefly. Everyone! Now he is a non grata person in France, no one works and does not communicate with him. Tolerance is such a thing that it is needed only for organ transplants.
      2. Cap.Morgan
        Cap.Morgan 31 March 2016 19: 24
        -1
        Quote: Stirbjorn
        I waited who the first to begin to carry this blizzard about appearance fellow
        A normal girl in appearance, much prettier than Zakharova, from whose appearance, the other day, here a crowd of uraptriotus wrote boiling water

        In my opinion, scary.
        There is some kind of frog in it.
        1. Stirbjorn
          Stirbjorn April 1 2016 08: 43
          -1
          Quote: Cap.Morgan
          There is some kind of frog in it.

          Well, I would say Zakharova’s horseiness. It will not work anonymously, I’ll work in response to fans of the latter am laughing
          1. iury.vorgul
            iury.vorgul April 20 2016 14: 14
            0
            Yellow-black flag in hand. When people like you minus me, I just rejoice. So he wrote for good reason.
  20. vmo
    vmo 31 March 2016 08: 32
    +2
    Normal Ukrainians have, (there are very few of them unfortunately) from these cookies heartburn so far.

    And she’s scary, alas, a breed.
  21. Pvi1206
    Pvi1206 31 March 2016 08: 35
    +2
    and who believe that the concept of "Homeland" fits into the size of the prize received from those who dream of turning your homeland into ruins once again.

    Rootless cosmopolitans have no homeland. For them, any host country is "this country". And no amount of education and propaganda will help here. This attitude is in their blood. In Russia, the genie was released from the bottle when the Pale of Settlement was canceled for them.
    After all, it was not for nothing that, having come to power in 1991, rootless cosmopolitans first of all canceled the column "nationality" in their passports ...
  22. Pinkie F.
    Pinkie F. 31 March 2016 08: 43
    +3
    funny about her on the wiki:
  23. atamankko
    atamankko 31 March 2016 08: 46
    +3
    Tired of cheap things: guns, Ksenia, cars, genres ...,
    I will sing my dear Katyusha and I’ll be sad with the Blue handkerchief.
    1. Pinkie F.
      Pinkie F. 31 March 2016 09: 13
      +5
      Quote: atamankko
      Tired of cheap things: guns, Ksenia, cars, genres ...,
      I will sing my dear Katyusha and I’ll be sad with the Blue handkerchief.

      well said)
      These public defeks (in every sense), the queen of twitter and other trash, the squandered insignificance except nausea do not cause anything, yes.
  24. Fitter65
    Fitter65 31 March 2016 09: 05
    +3
    But the kangaroo should be on the coat of arms of Ukraine, because this animal constantly rides, and if it rides, then what? ... By the way, unlike boars laughing
  25. Ru_N
    Ru_N 31 March 2016 09: 06
    +2
    Funny written! But somehow it’s not Slavic to laugh at limited and especially at enemies sunk into the ground.
  26. free
    free 31 March 2016 09: 07
    +3
    another scum!
  27. Jackking
    Jackking 31 March 2016 09: 08
    +3
    Not really in the subject - all the same. who puts cons article? Wishing cookies?
  28. vobels
    vobels 31 March 2016 09: 25
    +2
    I think we don’t need cookies: we like pancakes more. Whom do you like roll out and fry!
  29. dobrik10
    dobrik10 31 March 2016 10: 32
    +1
    Yes, by the way, but who heard what about the snacks? Are their owners thrown into the trash ???
    What a "pity" waste material ...
  30. mr.grin19z
    mr.grin19z 31 March 2016 11: 03
    +2
    okay, everything would be fine with cookies, and besides cookies, moreover, law enforcement against Russia is being taken
  31. Lelek
    Lelek 31 March 2016 11: 23
    +1
    Quote: CON
    That's it, dad himself ate these cookies with pleasure, and fed his daughter ...


    Regarding the unhappiness and stoic disinterestedness of our home-grown "liberals", a remake of the dialogue between Andrei Mironov and Zinovy ​​Gerdt suggests itself.

    -Uncle Zyama: Andryusha, sing us your song about the disinterested oligarch or liberal (pah, some vile words) ...
    -Andrey: What are you talking about, Uncle Zyama? What other song and about which ones ...? I don’t even know such words (but still sits down at the piano).
    -Uncle Zyama: Well, this one, which you sang in the film about Nikulin's broken arm. Well, this one, like her - "... all covered with" GREEN ", absolutely all ..." from head to toe .... Well, remember.
    -Andrey, burst out laughing, takes a chord and begins to sing.
  32. syndicalist
    syndicalist 31 March 2016 11: 39
    +1
    Quote: cniza
    no cookies can deceive Russia,

    Absolutely true promise. Moreover, any cookies are absolutely pointless until there are no internal conditions for an explosion. And here, in creating these internal conditions, our authorities are far ahead of both the State Department and world Zionism
    1. saturn.mmm
      saturn.mmm 31 March 2016 12: 53
      0
      Quote: syndicalist
      any cookies are absolutely pointless until there are no internal conditions for an explosion.

      While there is a Tula gingerbread.
  33. Uncle Murzik
    Uncle Murzik 31 March 2016 11: 51
    0
    "if anyone ruins Russia it will not be communists or monarchists, it will be damned liberals" Dostoevsky
  34. Oleg Monarchist
    Oleg Monarchist 31 March 2016 12: 36
    +2
    Quote: SU69
    Quote: nils
    Chubais Anatoly Borisovich - for his great contribution to the implementation of state policy in the field of nanotechnology and many years of conscientious work - Order of Merit for the Fatherland (2010)

    Former military intelligence colonel Vladimir Kvachkov may not leave the colony three years later when the sentence imposed by the court on the “armed rebellion” case expires - a new criminal case has been opened against him. This time, the elderly intelligence officer is accused under Article 205.2 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, incriminating “public calls for terrorist activities”. Kvachkov has already been interrogated by representatives of the FSB in the Republic of Mordovia as part of the next criminal case as a suspect.
    In June 2015, a book written by a colonel in prison, “Who Rules Russia,” was also recognized as extremist material. The work, of course, is full of conspiracy theological considerations regarding the world and Russian “backstage”, the representatives of which the author compares with helminths and leeches.


    Ahhh ... Kvachkov ... well, yes ... MosK.



    Kvachkov’s insanity:

    Watch with 09.30 "Moreover, what are the crimes of the current government? They liquidated the test range, ours, underwater, and now practically test launches are made from Yuri Dolgoruky, this is a strategic combat submarine, and the device is such that as soon as one missile has left the mine, you cannot load into the mine ... with holes it turns out ... each test launch from the mine is an empty hole in the rocket .. mmmm .... in the sense ... ahh. uh ... and there are only sixteen of them, you know ... moreover, I will say, these pilots ... mmmm ... submariners ... mmm is the most courageous profession now, because submariners, each launch is a test launch, if earlier in Soviet times launches came from the appropriate platform, now every test launch comes from a nuclear submarine ... including from a submerged position, that's what ... these are just scoundrels, you know?"

    So here ... rockets were fired and truncated .... DIRKs remained in the hull, and the crew could not load new rockets laughing Zrada laughing But it should be so, as if from a machine gun, missiles on the adversary ... but you know what kind of power laughing

    But this is certainly traitors !!! Dare, you know, in spite of the greatest Moscow Super PalkAvot Kvachkova launch all 16 missiles from underwater position.

    Northern Fleet of the USSR Navy, August 1991

  35. Oleg Monarchist
    Oleg Monarchist 31 March 2016 16: 05
    +1
    Dear sir "minus", would you please be so kind to explain the reason for your "minus".
    It’s natural for me to do this, as they say, absolutely like a drum, but it’s very interesting to know your opinion (undoubtedly noble iksperd).

    That is, you think that Mr. Kvachkov is absolutely right in his statement (in my opinion - crazy) that when a rocket starts from an underwater ice box, a hole will form in the hull of a boat after launch? And consequently, the sloodka is spoiled and can drown, and if you launch from under the water, and even all 16 missiles at once, it will definitely drown laughing
  36. Bizer
    Bizer April 1 2016 21: 32
    +1
    Heroes die at the post, not whores on the bridge ....
  37. Orionvit
    Orionvit April 2 2016 12: 24
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    Yes, there are such on the Internet in many places. Mischievous provocateurs! I was hooked with one thing and he tried to "break" me lol ! Yes, only to break me that yell emptiness wassat !!! In the end, it came to threats that such as people like you will hang up to shoot and do other horrors !!! wassat I was good then so neighing laughing from the heart !!! But for some reason what then me repeat blocked there request .

    Where were you in a small company near a supermarket?
  38. arnulla
    arnulla April 2 2016 14: 30
    +1
    What is the "masculinity" of Zhanna Nemtsova?))) Did she serve a fifteen-year-old in the gulag, lived on only one pension, huddled in a communal apartment, worked at a harmful enterprise? WHAT?!!! What kind of clowns we have in the liberals go ...