American friends present Dale Grybauskaite with a plan to repel "probable Russian aggression" on their 60th birthday

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States on the eve decided to present a gift for the 60 anniversary of the main "Komsomol" of the Baltic States - Dalia Grybauskaite, listed as president of Lithuania. To begin with, on behalf of the American ambassador, Mrs. Grybauskaite was honored with the best wishes as a person who made her way from “a modest student to a fighter for democracy and a strong-willed president”. After that, American “experts” were put into action, who were allowed to focus solely on the praise of modern Lithuania and the description of the significance of this “mighty” state.

One of the analysts who decided to please 60-year-old Dahl, was the president of the so-called Jamestown Foundation Glen Howard. The Howard Foundation is known for positioning itself as an NPO, conducting an analysis of political trends in those countries that “the US is important”, but (from the material of the foundation itself) “can deal with restrictions on access to such information”. In other words, the state of affairs in Lithuania and with Lithuania was decided to share by a person whose structure is intended, as it were, at the civil level to engage in some kind of alternative activity for collecting certain kind of data. That is, Lithuania is important, but still she is not trusted by 100%. This is for the "red" gave the signal ...

As additional information about the Jamestown Foundation, one can say that he tried to take an active interest in Russian domestic politics. Thus, in 2007, Mr. Howard’s Foundation held a seminar entitled “The Future of Ingushetia” in which, as interested individuals, he invited (attention!) Fighters who fought against the Russian federal authorities in Aslan Maskhadov’s groups. About what, interestingly, the future of Ingushetia was thought by representatives of American NGOs with terrorists ...

However, it is time to return to what comments the head of the Jamestown Foundation gave in relation to the State of Lithuania. According to Glen Howard, who are cited by the Lithuanian portal DelphiEastern Europe is already experiencing what is called a "hybrid war." Howard says that one of the episodes of such a war "was all seen when Putin sent" green men "to the Crimea. According to Mr. Howard, this is “similar” to Hitler’s blitzkrieg, which he tried to implement more than 70 years ago ... Apparently, such comparisons for American “specialists” are one of the manifestations of the next stage of the anti-Russian syndrome.

From the statement of the head of the American NGO:
In 1939, in Poland, the Germans (...) changed the concept of war and used the concept of blitzkrieg - blitzkrieg. In February, 2014, Vladimir Putin occupied the Crimea, using the tactics of "green men", which we now call the hybrid war. A few months later, the same was used in eastern Ukraine, and this showed that military tactics and strategy could change the face of war in Europe. Therefore, policy makers in the United States and in the Baltic countries are required to understand military strategy, as this affects co-operation and planning for the allies.


American friends present Dale Grybauskaite with a plan to repel "probable Russian aggression" on their 60th birthday

Lithuanian fighter learns to resist "Russian aggression"


Further, the American "expert" says that Lithuania is the most important outpost of NATO in the east from the point of view that it is thanks to Lithuania that "it is possible to stop the Russian aggression." Apparently, reading these statements by Howard, the cheeks of Dali Grybauskaite celebrating her 60 anniversary, tears of emotion flowed and a feeling of Lithuanian significance grew.

Howard continued, saying that Lithuanian "uniqueness" (almost "exclusivity") is that this Baltic state borders on the Russian Kaliningrad region. According to the American “expert,” Russia is using a powerful military grouping in the Kaliningrad region (he calls it “Russian Gibraltar”) and (attention!) “A small depth of the Baltic Sea.” Howard is sure that Russia is “trying to restrain” NATO’s truly democratic urges to defend the “peoples of the Baltic states” using the “shallow depth of the Baltic”. They say that under other conditions, the US would have pulled up their aircraft carriers and would have “zhahnuli”, but for aircraft carriers, you know, it is rather small. And this is all, of course, because of Putin ...

With such a logic, Mr. Howard had to speak about the need to write out in the Baltic States several “pidrozdilov” “relic ukrov” who, on the basis of the genetic memory of digging the Black Sea, would deepen with shovels and the Baltic ... - for the unhindered passage of the same American aircraft carriers.

However, Mr. Howard did not mention the “relic ukrah”, but announced that today the main purpose of Lithuania in NATO is the possibility of “deterring the Kaliningrad group of Russian troops”, as well as countermeasures “against attempts to carry out an invasion by Belarus.”
Howard:
According to estimates of Pentagon specialists, the United States will need about 72 hours to deliver the 82 amphibious division. Another way is to activate NATO's particularly rapid response forces.


In other words, the Lithuanian led by the “commander” Grybauskaite, the American non-profit organization proposes to “hold on” for three days until “their own” arrive. With the forces of one and a half thousand recruits “the invasion of Russia” is not stopped, and therefore, according to Howard, there is one way out of Grybauskaite - to pay special attention to the training of the military reserve. As an example, Howard gives Finland the 1939 model of the year. They say that the Finns kept the onslaught of the soviets then, and you, the Lithuanians, will have “a great mission - to restrain Putin” now. According to the American "expert", Lithuania will cope with its mission if the authorities of the country create an efficient reserve of thousands (!) People in 200.


Lithuanian grass guardian against “Russian aggression”


When taking into account the record emigration from Lithuania, apparently, women, children and the elderly should also be recorded in the reserve of the “Generalissimo” Grybauskaite.

Well, actually, why in general Washington pulled this Howard? Yes, everything is simple - the next calls for Lithuania to increase funding for the military sphere, because, according to NATO standards, Lithuania has the most modest amount of defense spending, based on GDP. From the material of the head of the Jamestown Foundation:
Lithuania should try harder and invest in its military forces, not only renewing the call. Lithuania must invest in a defense strategy that will complement NATO’s ability to defend the Baltic countries and resist Russia. Investing in such simple things as upgrading former Soviet airfields in Lithuania will provide an opportunity for NATO forces to transfer power to many places in Lithuania. And this would complicate the planning and selection of targets in Russia.


I didn’t understand one thing, so the Baltic Sea will still deepen within the framework of the same Dahl strategy, no? ..
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  1. +3
    2 March 2016 06: 32
    Looking at the photo, I just want to feel sorry for these warriors, especially in the first photo, for the fact that they literally "smoke" with fear! And then the plan was given in vain - she's already stoned in life.
    1. +7
      2 March 2016 06: 49
      American friends give Dale Grybauskaite a plan for their 60th birthday
    2. 0
      2 March 2016 09: 23
      What smiled at me most was the existence of a "particularly rapid response" force in NATO. that is, when the usual rapid reaction forces are eating bitter in Lithuania, are they already sitting on their suitcases?
      1. +1
        2 March 2016 10: 38
        Forces of "particularly rapid reaction" in combination with especially inhibited Lithuanian super warriors are apparently terrifying power laughing Let the sea be deepened. So that the sunken NATO ships do not stick out above the surface.
  2. +2
    2 March 2016 06: 43
    Strapon called.
    1. +1
      2 March 2016 11: 32
      Lithuania will cope with its mission if the country's authorities create an effective reserve of 200 thousand (!) People.
      And the entire population of Lithuania 2 million is normal. 800 sheep can be typed.
  3. +4
    2 March 2016 06: 46
    Soon, striped kicks will drive Dalia Gribyne release and others like her. Pumping money from suckers continues.
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 09: 04
      The usual occupation of the American command of NATO is to squeeze the dough for the maintenance of the armies allies. The dream of the Allies themselves is American money for the maintenance of the bloc. That's why they scare each other with horror stories about Russia ...
  4. +5
    2 March 2016 07: 00
    When the helm is confused, and then the country will be corrupt
  5. +2
    2 March 2016 07: 03
    what exactly thanks to Lithuania “it is possible to stop the Russian aggression”.

    Interestingly, he understood what he said. Well, if thanks to Lithuania they decided to "stop" Russia, then things are obviously bad in NATO. But the old woman was pleased - such a balm for the soul. As if from an excess of feelings the Kondrat did not have enough of the Komsomol member.
  6. +1
    2 March 2016 07: 11
    Quote: rotmistr60
    In the framework of the same Dahl’s strategy, the Baltic Sea will still deepen

    This is not to her, this is to the great Ukrainian. Dali will not have enough people; they will be thrown during the digging of the fairways, despite the current shallow waters of the Baltic.
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 11: 56
      You have mixed up something, I did not write this.
  7. +3
    2 March 2016 07: 30
    The states on the eve decided to present a gift to the 60th anniversary of the main “Komsomol member” of the Baltic states - Dali Grybauskaite:
    You serve as a table decoration
    You are served like fish for beer
    Anyone who paid has all rights
    And now the night butterfly is being led.
    Russia, Space and Continental
    Your favorite hunting spots.
    Champagne, caviar, and the smell of cigarettes.
    The next client is ready for everything.

    Chorus:
    Confused, confused, confused,
    Butterfly well, who is to blame?
    Confused, confused, confused,
    Hotel lights burn so alluringly.

    Oleg Gazmanov - Putana
  8. +3
    2 March 2016 07: 33
    Interestingly, Lithuania appreciated the words of the head of the Jamestown Foundation: "... will provide an opportunity for NATO forces to transfer power to many places in Lithuania. And this would greatly complicate the planning and selection of targets for Russia"? After all, it is clearly stated that Lithuania is becoming a target. And hardly even 200 thousand of the militia will be able to do anything here.
  9. +1
    2 March 2016 07: 38
    She needs to give more pampers.
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 09: 11
      Offer to conduct joint exercises to repel Russian aggression. Baltic pseudo-states are defending, we are attacking. After the exercises, forget to withdraw the troops ...
  10. PKK
    +1
    2 March 2016 08: 13
    Lithuania turned their pockets and bent for the process. It doesn’t reach through the head, it will go through the chocolate eye.
  11. +1
    2 March 2016 08: 19
    And this would greatly complicate the planning and selection of targets for Russia.

    Nothing, we can handle it.
    1. +1
      2 March 2016 09: 32
      Quote: Stinger
      And this would greatly complicate the planning and selection of targets for Russia.

      Why cope there? The whole country is one solid target ... If not a third of the target at all.
  12. +1
    2 March 2016 08: 25
    "the path from" a modest student to a fighter for democracy and a strong-willed president "..... from an immodest Komsomol member to a party functionary, only the regional committee of the party is located in Fashington.
  13. 0
    2 March 2016 08: 26
    It seems to me that the Kaliningrad group in the case of a nix will have other goals than old Dali, more substantial goals and a little to the west. And the Balts will be happy to take care of the local "non-citizens", for strengthening you can send the ensemble to them. Alexandrova, last year only the probability of concerts in the Baltic states was put off to a small factory there. So they will sing as they follow.
  14. -9
    2 March 2016 08: 53
    How many professional politicians gathered in the comments.
    Now, for a moment, imagine yourself in the place of leadership of this small country, with a population of less than 3 million people. Nearby is a rather huge aggressive neighbor who has just taken away a piece of sovereign territory from a neighboring state, the economy of which is ensured by the military industry, and he is also delivering missile and bomb attacks in the Middle East. This neighbor has a small part of the country torn off which is very convenient to connect through your territory. The situation with Crimea clearly showed everyone that you can expect anything from this neighbor. What are you going to do? wink
    1. +3
      2 March 2016 09: 30
      Do you really need advice? I advise you - to lie not under a remote country, which promises to help you some (fairly long) time after the attack on you, but under a nearby aggressive neighbor. And you will be happy. laughing
      1. -1
        2 March 2016 09: 39
        I don’t need any advice, Lithuania has the right to choose its own path. wink But do not tell me what are the advantages of your option over Lithuania already selected? wink
        1. 0
          2 March 2016 15: 38
          Of course he has the right. Only here on large is not worth yapping. It will be more beneficial for the health of this small, but proud and insanely independent country)))))
      2. +3
        2 March 2016 12: 19
        Vanya, what the hell is this for us? Well, there would still be a decent girl, but here the shoulder-shifting one is disgusting after all. Well, when the Baltic was the face of the USSR, it had to be kept in order, but if the Baltic governments decided to become Europe’s ass turned to us, let Europeans think for adventures on this ass.
    2. +4
      2 March 2016 09: 42
      The situation with Crimea clearly showed everyone that you can expect anything from this neighbor. What are you going to do?

      Expect anything from such "friends".
      1. 0
        2 March 2016 10: 04
        I'll tell you a secret, Libya and the United States have never been friends. And in the photo it could be like this:
        1. -1
          2 March 2016 10: 06
          By the way, I recall that friendship with Russia Gaddafi did not help the same.
          1. +1
            2 March 2016 12: 33
            He had friendship with the USSR. Russia only gets to its feet after the collapse of the Union. Gaddafi shawl while Russia has not yet recovered from the hassle brought by sworn friends. Assad is already lucky.
            1. +1
              2 March 2016 13: 11
              By the time of Kadafi's death, Vladimir Vladimirovich had been in power for 11 years. For 11 years Russia has not been able to wake up, but after only a couple of years could it? How then to explain that in 2008, three years before the death of Gaddafi, "neochuhavshis" Russia was at war with Georgia?
              1. +1
                2 March 2016 15: 57
                The war with Georgia? it is when? Is this the operation against the Georgian terrorists - a war?
                But the lessons from those events were learned, work on the mistakes was done, it takes time. And about 11 years old — well, everyone has different possibilities — someone might be able to raise the country faster, for example, Stalin, but he doesn’t, but we have what we have, In any case, Russia is getting on its knees, and the Baltic States are getting off its knees in the knee-elbow position. You need to be aware of what needs to be done and what is possible to do. Awareness of their capabilities has come, but a little late (for Gaddafi), but it has come. This is how awareness of their capabilities comes to the Baltic states. Hence the passionate appeals, well, enter already, no strength.
    3. +4
      2 March 2016 09: 56
      Before the "huge aggressive neighbor" chopped off Crimea, someone "small and friendly" carried out a peaceful and affectionate policy of change of power in Kiev.
      1. -4
        2 March 2016 10: 10
        Oh yeah. This is a very good argument for the occupation. One to one, as in 1919, the intervention of the territory of the young Soviet state was carried out.wink

        Let me remind you that the "small and friendly" rudely did not seize power on the territory of another state with his troops. wink And the policy change in Ukraine occurred exclusively at the hands of citizens of the country itself.
        1. +1
          2 March 2016 11: 05
          So in the Crimea, too, citizens took advantage of their legal right to a referendum. Or do you, not a very subtle troll, still need a reference to the Kosovo referendum and the bombing of Serbia? Be already fat somewhere else.
          1. -2
            2 March 2016 12: 32
            Oh yes, here is a video where "citizens of Ukraine" go to express their will:
            1. +1
              2 March 2016 16: 14
              Well, where is the capture? Took calmly, without fuss and violence, the building under guard-defense (to avoid!), No riots and casualties. And what about civilized Europe? Was it necessary that in Kiev and Odessa there was a sea of ​​blood and a lot of corpses?
        2. +1
          2 March 2016 12: 38
          Quote: Saling
          Let me remind you that the "small and friendly" rudely did not seize power on the territory of another state with his troops
          Well, here you can’t argue, these rogues so fucked up with your brains that you didn’t have to capture you either - ask for a perverted sekas yourself
        3. +1
          2 March 2016 16: 32
          Quote: Saling
          Let me remind you that the "small and friendly" rudely did not seize power on the territory of another state with his troops. wink And the change of policy in Ukraine took place exclusively by the hands of the citizens of the country itself.

          http://matveychev-oleg.livejournal.com/2704699.html
          http://www.vitrenko.org/article/20336
          Do you have more links, or enough?
          PAN KI-MOON'S STATEMENT AT THE UN: "UKRAINE IS NOT A STATE - IT IS AN ADMINISTRATIVE DISTRICT OF THE USSR"
          02/06/2014
          He made a similar statement in January 2016 after his visit to Kiev.
    4. +1
      2 March 2016 13: 14
      Quote: Saling
      How many professional politicians gathered in the comments.
      Now, for a moment, imagine yourself in the place of leadership of this small country, with a population of less than 3 million people. Nearby is a rather huge aggressive neighbor who has just taken away a piece of sovereign territory from a neighboring state, the economy of which is ensured by the military industry, and he is also delivering missile and bomb attacks in the Middle East. This neighbor has a small part of the country torn off which is very convenient to connect through your territory. The situation with Crimea clearly showed everyone that you can expect anything from this neighbor. What are you going to do? wink

      not quarrel at least, but better to be friends ... obviously? wink
  15. 0
    2 March 2016 09: 07
    Nothing new.
    Divide and rule.
    This is the principle of US activity in the post-Soviet space and around the world.
  16. -1
    2 March 2016 09: 22
    It was better to give a pack of diapers and a doll (puppet).
  17. +1
    2 March 2016 09: 40
    Remember how Scarecrow came to Great Goodwin in the Emerald City for brains? That would be the best gift to the Baltic states ... Instead of pride in their fictitious independence.
  18. +1
    2 March 2016 09: 45
    To our great regret, they shared. and we zealously help them complete this business, savoring their behavior, failures, and in general the whole situation in Ukraine. and in addition, similar activities of Western "friends" are taking place in Belarus, and in our country pseudo-nationalist movements of various kinds are slowly but surely disintegrating our society and brotherhood between our (already) peoples and, in fact, one people.
  19. 0
    2 March 2016 10: 16
    From a military point of view, capturing key points in Lithuania requires no more than 3 hours, 72-3 = 69. Question to the gentleman from the USA - Where will you introduce the division?
    1. +1
      2 March 2016 16: 26
      And here, as they say, whom I have, I’ll introduce him.
      Just like in the joke about the grandmother with the gun - "no, you definitely want to rape me."
  20. 0
    2 March 2016 10: 46
    Here the "Komsomol member" and the informer became an old woman, she is very offended,
    but we will not wish for health, it is necessary to earn it.
  21. 0
    2 March 2016 10: 51
    You shouldn't laugh at the machine gunner. Maybe his beloved gave him this "herbal amulet" ...
  22. 0
    2 March 2016 13: 29
    And I got a machine gun from my grandfather, it looks a lot like Hitler's Saw.
  23. 0
    2 March 2016 13: 51
    Fu, again about prostitutes ...
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 14: 29
      About political prostitutes.
      Happy Birthday to Mikhail Sergeevich Raikin!
  24. 0
    2 March 2016 16: 01
    Another anti-Russian hysteria is nothing new. And Lithuania will not be able to withstand large expenditures on the defense industry.
  25. 0
    2 March 2016 19: 17
    Quote: Saling
    I don’t need any advice, Lithuania has the right to choose its own path. wink But do not tell me what are the advantages of your option over Lithuania already selected? wink

    Lithuania has the right to choose its own path, if it does not interfere with our path. After all, if anything, we’ll ram it, and everyone understands this. But with the stubbornness of suicides they continue to anger the already evil bear.
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 20: 07
      Yes, Lithuania spat from a high bell tower on such sofa thunder wink
      1. 0
        2 March 2016 21: 53
        While her cries about the threat of the Russian occupation, and not spitting, are heard more. By the way, when she spat, didn't you hurt? wink
  26. +1
    2 March 2016 20: 52
    - NATO's contingent is already present at key points in the Baltic states! Moreover, exercises of different levels are held constantly ...
    - The more we age them, the more diligently they train, involving in addition to the military militia and civilians.
    - And we are again for the old: "With little blood - on foreign territory"! angry
    1. 0
      2 March 2016 23: 26
      Quote: saygon66
      - The more we age them, the more diligently they train, involving in addition to the military militia and civilians.

      That's right! Drink in the Baltic taverns and fuck the Baltic women.
      1. 0
        3 March 2016 00: 40
        - Well, we don’t need to learn this ... know, keep fit! laughing
        - But it wouldn’t hurt to hold different gatherings ... There, there is a post above about the powerful KOR group, so he reminded me how the KSHU worked out the actions of the motorized rifle regiment on armored personnel carriers to destroy the enemy tank brigade, with access to Poland .. .-
        - There will not be enough personnel of the group for all tasks ... But they have not carried out any mobilization events for a long time ...

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