Konashenkov: The head of the British Ministry of Defense Fallon, speaking of the actions of the VKS, seems to have scooped up his fantasies in the Harry Potter sagas and the hobbits

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Igor Konashenkov, a spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry, commented on the speech of the head of the British military department, Michael Fallon, in which he demanded that the RF AF "stop" the shelling of innocent people in mosques, grocery stores and their attempts to terrorize the local population in northern Syria. Konashenkov's statement leads the channel RT.

Konashenkov: The head of the British Ministry of Defense Fallon, speaking of the actions of the VKS, seems to have scooped up his fantasies in the Harry Potter sagas and the hobbits


“Against the background of the recent attempts by the official London to accuse Russia of all the sins of the world, the statements of the head of the British Defense Ministry Michael Fallon somehow unfairly remained outside the focus of world media. In a recent interview with one of the leading American news agencies, he categorically demanded that Russia stop "shelling innocent people in mosques, grocery stores, as well as his attempts to terrorize the local population in northern Syria," the general noted.

According to him, "when the details of the" shelling "in the Syrian cities are daily issued by the London Observatory for Human Rights in Syria, this does not cause much surprise."

“In the end, both the“ Alice in Wonderland ”and the hobbit mishap trials and even Harry Potter were not accidentally born on the shores of Albion. But when the unsubstantiated pearls of the “observatories” suddenly begin to state the royal minister of defense with a stony face, it is difficult to get rid of suspicions of plagiarism, ”
said Konashenkov.

“True, it is not clear: this is the British Ministry of Defense all the time so plausibly writes“ reports ”about the alleged shelling of“ mosques ”and“ grocery stores ”in Syria for the“ Observatory ”? Or is the Observatory itself the author and the only source of information about the progress of the Russian operation in Syria for the British Defense Ministry? And while it is not known, the premiere of Michael Fallon among the other London “fighters” for humanism and the cause of peace from behind “Djibgat-en-Nusra” and “ISIL” should be considered a failure, ”he concluded.
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  1. +18
    18 February 2016 17: 36
    And he also smoked weed, not otherwise.
    1. +24
      18 February 2016 17: 38
      Quote: Giant thought
      And he also smoked weed, not otherwise.

      ... the fog on Albion ... that’s utter nonsense ... they are English gentlemen like British scientists ... laughing
      1. +11
        18 February 2016 17: 48
        What is it like! Even mosques?
        And the answer !!!!! "Song" !!!!
        Well, what are the "albatrosses" (insulted the bird in vain), what do you think, the intelligence of the Russian officers? The same. Chew the "chocolate" at Obamka further.
        1. +4
          18 February 2016 20: 36
          Any normal person has a question, why do Russians bomb mosques, grocery stores, etc., etc. Do they bomb plumbing stores? What is the point of dropping expensive bombs? Specially found an innocent man, dart in him with a bomb. The wedge! The arrogant Saxons have exhausted their imagination?
          1. +11
            18 February 2016 21: 18
            Not all fantasies are exhausted.
            I am waiting for reports that the evil Russians bombed the ISIS homosexual nightclub.
            After this, the progressive world community recognizes the democratic nature of ISIS, will finally turn its back on Russia, and Russian homosexuals will raise a rebellion.
            1. +1
              18 February 2016 22: 00
              Do we have them? I only saw a few in the television box, but I never saw it alive, although I live in a city with a millionaire. laughing
              Can they hide? laughing Or only live in the capital?
              It is gratifying that, apparently, having read the comments on VO, our of. faces gradually begin to change rhetoric and call a spade a spade!
              Zakharova is also not bad at mocking the wretched! laughing
              1. +1
                18 February 2016 22: 50
                They live on TV.
            2. 0
              19 February 2016 21: 20
              The accusation about the insidious bombing by the Russian air forces of the place of shooting of the execution of ISIS by hostages will be funnier.
      2. jjj
        +6
        18 February 2016 17: 50
        Well, if you think about the "Lake School" - Wadsworth, Southey - then British poets did not shy away from artificially evoking dreams. Yes, in fact, the homosexual meaning of the definition of "blue", as carriers of blue blood - representatives of the highest race, came from gentlemen's circles - Wilde
      3. +6
        18 February 2016 17: 53
        Quote: Inok10
        fog on Albion ... that’s the utter nonsense

        The fog in their heads is clearly ... It is not in vain that our strategists often go near their borders so that their tongues do not dissolve too much!
      4. +5
        18 February 2016 18: 03
        Quote: Inok10
        ... fog on Albion ..

        The fog on Albion cannot be analyzed in any of the chemical-psychological laboratories of the world, except for the most important one: the First London (Royal) Psychopathic! The world has not yet encountered such concentrations of BIRD! But their nonsense colleagues on the other side are trying very hard to beat their teachers!
        1. +2
          18 February 2016 18: 25
          Albion Dope Fog - Better!
          1. +1
            18 February 2016 22: 02
            The Dutch smoke weed so that the British pins.
            1. 0
              19 February 2016 06: 45
              Quote: Roman 57 rus
              The Dutch smoke weed so that the British pins.

              like hedgehogs sharpened in a fog jamb
              one hedgehog could not resist the positive mood inspired by the fog and started running around the clearing
              and suddenly he caught himself thinking that he could breathe ass
              at this thought joyfully jumping he ran even faster
              finally running up a hedgehog sat down not a stump to rest and suffocated
      5. +2
        18 February 2016 18: 26
        I also thought that it was fog, but no, I was mistaken, it is smoke, smoke from marijuana. Therefore, people believe the glitches that cover their media and general staff, and all of them. Fairytale country like usa straight.
      6. +14
        18 February 2016 18: 29
        ... the fog on Albion ... that’s the utter nonsense ...

        Not only in England .... laughing

        After turning off the light in the United States, 17% of Americans became disenchanted with democracy and depressed, and 83% explained all night to the outlet that it was their constitutional right to receive electricity.
        1. +3
          18 February 2016 20: 04
          Quote: Persistent
          that’s utter nonsense

          Konashenkov, too, was already sick of these fabulous dolbonauts!
      7. +7
        18 February 2016 18: 44
        Eh, I remember the explosion of my brain in childhood after reading "Alice in Wonderland" by the court mathematician Lewis Carroll, like: "Never be other than you could not be, being different in the case when you cannot be otherwise!" Song, damn it! But the dude was kidding, and this last one seems to live and think according to this scheme! fool
      8. +3
        18 February 2016 18: 44
        This is English humor: "It is not allowed in mosques, but on the street you can."
    2. +5
      18 February 2016 17: 55
      And he also smoked weed, not otherwise.
      The density of the fog adversely affects the brain + soon spring. Here is uncle and suffered in fantasy laughing
    3. KAV
      +24
      18 February 2016 17: 58
      Well, the official diplomatic language of our wonderful officials has been replaced by frank trolling and sarcasm addressed to sworn friends. It is high time. For, diplomatically, they no longer perceive anything. :) Yes, and how much could you endure and try to seriously respond to absolutely false and very idiotic statements of the West? Earlier, I was even surprised at the endurance of our ... :)
      1. +3
        18 February 2016 18: 27
        The most interesting thing in the world is still people who believe in this nonsense!
        1. +2
          18 February 2016 18: 51
          Why is it nonsense. Interesting text: innocent citizens are bombarded, and local residents are terrorized. Those. those for whom they shoot - not local, but judging by the knowledge of the British, it is they themselves or their partners. Or in another way: the locals are scared by shelling the British and their friends where they are not hit.
        2. 0
          18 February 2016 21: 20
          In Ukraine, they still don’t believe that.
      2. +2
        18 February 2016 18: 34
        Indeed, it is high time for our representatives of the authorities to stop making excuses and generally pay attention to the words of our enemies. It is necessary to do what Russia needs. And how to do is our business. We are one of several countries on the planet that is a world power without stretch, and may not pay attention to extraneous sounds. The British managed to lower their empire into the toilet and let them give their assessments to the same countries. Poland, for example.
    4. +2
      18 February 2016 18: 21
      statements by the head of the British Ministry of Defense Michael Fallon ... he categorically demanded that Russia stop "shelling innocent citizens in mosques, grocery stores, as well as its attempts to terrorize the local population in northern Syria"

      Where do they get these brainless nonsense ??? They smoke them before talking to the press, or what ?? fool request
      1. +1
        18 February 2016 18: 45
        "Do they smoke them before talking to the press, or what ??"
        I suspect the headquarters of their ancestors conceived, having smoked colonial grass from some thread in India. And they continued to smoke children in the process of growing up.
      2. +3
        18 February 2016 19: 15
        Quote: GSH-18
        Where do they get these brainless nonsense ???

        It is unlikely that they are all muddled and carry a gag. These are talking heads, which, in the conditions of an information war, carry all nonsense, on the instructions of their masters. And those, by the way, pay them a very good salary.
        Here the question of morality is more likely to be asked whether everyone is capable of even discrediting himself for such a huge amount of money. This is the difference between Russia and the West. Our moral principles are still the basis of our mentality, and Europe has long been on the path of abandoning them.
      3. +1
        18 February 2016 21: 21
        Why goofs? Professional liars who know how to work with a Western audience.
    5. +1
      18 February 2016 18: 25
      According to him, "when the details of the" shelling "in the Syrian cities are daily issued by the London Observatory for Human Rights in Syria, this does not cause much surprise."

      What what??? What is on the absorbery? lol This is the paid Syrian stoned lesson, which fulfills the loot of arrogant Saxons or what?
      Yes, these are cool "reliable" sources from the British Ministry of Defense. I'm losing weight! laughing
    6. +2
      18 February 2016 19: 16
      No, I’ve taken something heavier wassat
      1. 0
        18 February 2016 20: 48
        Yes-ah ... The fog, however, is not only in albion. Why do you have to be a complete bastard, for the sake of filthing up your Muscovite’s mosquito, to carry utter nonsense. I do not want to repeat all the pearls of the distinguished participants in the discussion of the article. I agree with everyone. I believe that all these incubations will be rewarded in all dimensions.
  2. +5
    18 February 2016 17: 37
    Well. what a kingdom, such a defense, such a minister.
    1. +5
      18 February 2016 17: 53
      Quote: sly fox
      Well. what a kingdom, such a defense, such a minister.

      In a word - OBSERVatoria!
    2. +1
      18 February 2016 18: 31
      Quote: sly fox
      Well. what a kingdom, such a defense, such a minister.

      Fagot from the European Union begins to penetrate the weak brains of sleek arrogant Saxons request
      1. +1
        18 February 2016 18: 39
        I do not understand, honestly! Why did the head of the British Ministry of Defense Michael Fallon forget to mention the outhouse ???
        After all, our President said "in the toilets", that means in the toilets.
        No "mosques, grocery stores, hospitals."
        There they get it. And the hospital specialists are in Washington ...
  3. +26
    18 February 2016 17: 37
    Konashenkov - mega troll !!! Bravo! He needs to be promoted to field marshal of the information troops.
    1. +2
      18 February 2016 21: 57
      Quote: roman_pilot
      roman_pilot Today, 17: 37
      Konashenkov - mega troll !!! Bravo! He needs to be promoted to field marshal of the information troops.


      Konashenkov - this is Garrick Bulldog Kharlamov from the Russian Ministry of Defense .... We look forward to the next issue)))) + 100500 !!!
  4. +4
    18 February 2016 17: 38
    They write that the Turks invaded Syria
    1. +9
      18 February 2016 17: 50
      Quote: Kibalchish
      They write that the Turks invaded Syria

      500 militants crossed the border of Turkey and Syria today. But this does not interest anyone in the West; Harry Potter is more interesting.
      1. +1
        18 February 2016 18: 47
        "Harry Potter is more interesting"
        What the hell, did Michael Fellon drive this? belay
      2. cap
        +1
        18 February 2016 19: 06
        Quote: dorz
        Quote: Kibalchish
        They write that the Turks invaded Syria

        500 militants crossed the border of Turkey and Syria today. But this does not interest anyone in the West; Harry Potter is more interesting.


        Forgot to mention the Turkish detachment of 1000 fighters.
        One-way ticket from the militants, for nothing they treated, fed laughing . Sent to work out.
    2. +1
      18 February 2016 18: 09
      Quote: Kibalchish
      They write that the Turks invaded Syria



      Yes, this is so, if we understand by the word "Turks" the Turkish-Syrian bandyugans who underwent treatment and rest at the resorts of the "Sultanate" and crossed the Turkish-Syrian border with weapons in their hands while Erdogan and Davutoglu howled.
      (cry.)
    3. +2
      18 February 2016 18: 33
      Quote: Kibalchish
      They write that the Turks invaded Syria

      I do not envy them. We are waiting for messages about boilers am
  5. +8
    18 February 2016 17: 39
    And the fact that the Sultan kills the Kurds, Michael Fallon apparently satisfied. Two-faced English pigs.
  6. +2
    18 February 2016 17: 40
    And then this faloimitator, or whatever his name is, will lie even stronger, and so much stupidity will be shown by the English experts "- that it will not be funny anymore, but only scary - for England ...
    1. KAV
      +3
      18 February 2016 18: 01
      Everything for them began with "British scientists" ... They made all the fabulous and incredible discoveries there, mainly in the press. Apparently it's contagious ... :)
  7. +2
    18 February 2016 17: 40
    not the topic, today they were invited to the Ugro about the Southeast. They didn’t work quickly and half a year later. like !!
  8. +5
    18 February 2016 17: 40
    “In the end, both the“ Alice in Wonderland ”and the hobbit mishap trials and even Harry Potter were not accidentally born on the shores of Albion. But when the unsubstantiated pearls of the “observatories” suddenly begin to state the royal minister of defense with a stony face, it is difficult to get rid of suspicions of plagiarism, ”
  9. +3
    18 February 2016 17: 43
    The Secretary of Defense is talking complete nonsense! And is this world politics? I sincerely sympathize with the "victors" in the Cold War. In the absence of a worthy ideological opponent, the need for high-quality, professional political personnel disappeared. Today we are seeing the result, a complete degradation of the political leadership of most "developed" countries. Russia took place at the end of the 80s. But our nineties have already passed, and everyone is still ahead ...
    1. +1
      18 February 2016 20: 33
      Quote: RomanS
      In the absence of a worthy ideological adversary, the need for high-quality, professional political cadres has disappeared.


      Here I do not agree with you, only doctors of the highest category and professors can communicate with the mentally ill.

  10. +2
    18 February 2016 17: 43
    But the western man will not doubt how much. And he won’t be surprised if he finds out that different hobbits and boogeymen control Russian planes.
  11. +14
    18 February 2016 17: 44
    so a little feel
    U.S. Marine Corps soldiers who are currently on NATO's Cold Response exercises drifted snow in Norway on a 62-ton M1A1 Abrams main battle tank. This happened not for the sake of entertainment, but as part of the Norwegian military training in the extreme driving mode of tracked military equipment, writes the website Foxtrot Alpha.

    Note that the maximum road speed of the Abrams M1A1 is about 72 km / h, and on rough terrain - up to 50 km / h.

    Norwegian tankers responded by drifting on a 56-ton Leopard 2A4NO tank with 71 km / h and 45 km / h respectively.



    well, for comparison
    1. +4
      18 February 2016 18: 09
      But how cool the desert color of Abrams looks in the snow!
      1. +1
        18 February 2016 18: 36
        Quote: Lanista
        But how cool it looks

        Yeah, it’s still funny when on the "bald" city caterpillars on the ice, already rubber boots fly in different directions. fellow
    2. 0
      18 February 2016 18: 24
      well, for comparison


      You take into account still consider the structure of the tracks of Abrams and 72 !!!
      1. +1
        18 February 2016 19: 06
        You take into account still consider the structure of the tracks of Abrams and 72 !!!
        So on Abrashki put on pads for riding on asphalt, otherwise God forbid, the norgi will be billed for the poher roads. Our - BEAUTY !!! What a police reversal is worth! good good good
    3. 0
      18 February 2016 18: 34
      They’re going to cut through tanks on the freeways! belay what fool request
    4. 0
      19 February 2016 09: 03
      NATO is learning to drift in the winter on tanks .... Some hint of an invasion of Russia. Like, look Russian, we learn to cope with the Russian winter.
  12. +4
    18 February 2016 17: 44
    Michael seems to be a man, not a Minister of Defense in a skirt, what would the blizzard drive. However, they degenerate .. Such nonsense is borne, and the sorcerer and children eat GDP, forgot to add, flawed. foolDid he happen to communicate with an egg-headed and scab?
    1. +3
      18 February 2016 18: 38
      Quote: Barracuda
      Michael kinda man

      It’s like a man, but with ... rare. feel
  13. +5
    18 February 2016 17: 45
    Normal man Konashenkov! A person who is self-reliant and trustworthy. With a sense of humor, too, everything is fine. good He would have to correct a little diction ...
    1. +5
      18 February 2016 17: 57
      So he is like a warrior, I hope. Decisions to take and obscene on occasion, diction is not needed. smile They will understand their own, but not a stranger.
      1. +2
        18 February 2016 18: 05
        Then I, with you, Valery, do not agree.
        Now, besides being a military man, he is also the face of our Moscow Region, a media character! So you need to match. hi
  14. +7
    18 February 2016 17: 45
    Konashenkov and Zakharova are level 105 trolls. good
  15. +4
    18 February 2016 17: 47
    Who studied what: someone in military affairs in the present way, someone waving a magic wand in the red quarters: Igor, do not pay attention!
  16. +1
    18 February 2016 17: 51
    Damn listen, maybe the Falon is right ?? Brittany there remove the LORD OF THE RINGS PART FOUR !! Down on the ground, actors dressed as ghosts on horseback and then the Russian Aerospace Forces flew in and started to bomb! need to think wassat laughing fellow
  17. -9
    18 February 2016 17: 52
    Quote: izya top
    U.S. Marine Corps soldiers who are currently on NATO's Cold Response exercises drifted snow in Norway on a 62-ton M1A1 Abrams main battle tank. This happened not for the sake of entertainment, but as part of the Norwegian military training in the extreme driving mode of tracked military equipment, writes the website Foxtrot Alpha.

    Note that the maximum road speed of the Abrams M1A1 is about 72 km / h, and on rough terrain - up to 50 km / h.

    Norwegian tankers responded by drifting on a 56-ton Leopard 2A4NO tank with 71 km / h and 45 km / h respectively.

    Our BMD-1 can reach speeds of up to 120-150 km / h ... if you lower it from Mount Ararat.
    1. 0
      18 February 2016 18: 42
      I recommend that you insert emoticons, not everyone knows the joke about Zaporozhets and did not understand your humor along the way.request
  18. +1
    18 February 2016 17: 57
    Maybe the time has come, not to make excuses ?! Moreover, knowing the British! Maybe you should ignore them, or beat him in the snout, as it has been since ancient times in Russia ...?! wink
  19. +3
    18 February 2016 18: 02
    They still have queens, pryntsy ... Played ... in blue blood. Is that why the subjects are "blue"?
    1. +1
      18 February 2016 18: 24
      Quote: Barracuda
      Michael seems to be a man, not a Minister of Defense in a skirt, what would the blizzard drive. However, they degenerate .. Such nonsense is borne, and the sorcerer and children eat GDP, forgot to add, flawed. foolDid he happen to communicate with an egg-headed and scab?

      Quote: Alfizik
      They still have queens, pryntsy ... Played ... in blue blood. Is that why the subjects are "blue"?

      Now it is clear.
  20. +2
    18 February 2016 18: 06
    "Sculpt a humpback" = this is the hobbyhorse of the Anglo Saxons. It's just not clear how Harry Potny became a bestseller in Russia, that essays are written on him in schools. fool
  21. +1
    18 February 2016 18: 11
    "British Department of Defense and the Ring of Omnipotence". Part 1. "Stoned storyteller".
  22. +1
    18 February 2016 18: 15
    Well, as it sticks, to the great islet minister: "hobbit-island".
  23. 0
    18 February 2016 18: 16
    It is high time for us to understand that the establishment of truth is of no interest to anyone in the West. There is an ordinary preparation of public opinion on the eve of the great war. Here, all means are good, and even the most outspoken lie, voiced several times, is already perceived by the average man as an absolute truth.
    PS And Konashenkov is handsome. I had a chance to communicate with him directly.
  24. +3
    18 February 2016 18: 20
    Secret photo of Michael Fallon:
  25. +2
    18 February 2016 18: 23
    When in 1853 English ships from cannons fired at the peaceful cities of Crimea, churches and houses of Russian citizens - this is normal for England, and when Russia helps to rid Syria and its people from thugs - this is illegal in the opinion of the British.
  26. +4
    18 February 2016 18: 26
    Maybe some not such fog comes to the foggy albion? look, "British scientists" - and immediately understandable association. The British court - acquitted the barmaley who raped a minor - well, it happens, he fell and accidentally entered, the barmaley's health is weak. The British politician is - whatever he says - some kind of nonsense.
  27. Cpa
    +1
    18 February 2016 18: 58
    Well, if you consider that in the early days of the war in Syria, according to their news from Damascus, a picture from a computer game was shown (about the Middle Ages), then nothing marvelous. laughing
  28. 0
    18 February 2016 19: 11
    If all our opponents are equally mentally retarded, then we have nothing to fear for the outcome of the war.
  29. 0
    18 February 2016 19: 16
    WESTERN UKUKURES CARRY CURRENT CURRENT
  30. 0
    18 February 2016 19: 38
    yeah ... Anglican scientists are resting, and I thought they were the most, the most laughing
  31. +1
    18 February 2016 20: 39
    Obama thinks he:



    And he said: laughing

  32. 0
    18 February 2016 21: 45
    where they were in World War II and right now yapping from the gateway, not answering for their words one word drischi
  33. 0
    18 February 2016 22: 45
    I would challenge him officially to a duel for lodges and slander, so the Minister would put Aglitsky in his pants.
  34. 0
    19 February 2016 08: 06
    ah mike, mike how could you? SMOG (fog aglitsky) sir.
  35. 0
    19 February 2016 09: 58
    Let them get used to it!
  36. 0
    20 February 2016 18: 10
    Do not forget Wells, Orwell, Doyle, Young !!! Konashenkov and Zakharov are constantly annealed !!!

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