Zakharova: the situation that arose in Munich reminds a joke about a German, a Russian and an Englishman

The spokesman for the Russian Foreign Ministry, Maria Zakharova, speaking about the differences of the participants of the Munich Conference on the Syrian crisis, noted that the situation there was reminiscent of an “anecdote based on real events,” RIA News.

According to her, “The foreign ministers of Germany, Russia and the UK - Frank-Walter Steinmeier, Sergey Lavrov and Philip Hammond - were asked the same question, asking them to evaluate the percentage of prospects for ending the violence in the SAR (February 11 agreed).”

“Steinmeier succinctly answered 51%. Lavrov began to explain that it is necessary for all to fulfill their obligations, to take a responsible approach to the decisions taken, to cooperate collectively on the settlement issue, and since there are doubts in this, he gave 49%. Hammond said the Kremlin was to blame for everything, ”Zakharova wrote on Facebook.

The agency recalls that on Saturday, Hammond said that "Russia continues to bomb the moderate opposition," which prevents the latter from "joining the conflict resolution process" in the Syrian republic.

Comments

[PKK]

What Hammond is paid for is what he says. She may not know where this Syria is located.

[Baikonur]

Quote: PKK

What Hammond is paid for is what he says. She may not know where this Syria is located.

Hammond is actually "OH"! Or did you mean his "easy behavior"? (What Hammond gets paid for is ...)

[Wheel]

Quote: Baikonur

Hammond is actually "OH"!

The presence of certain sexual characteristics in the West now does not mean anything ...
Who knows how this Hammond identifies himself - OH or IT?

[hedgehog in the fog]

not he and she, but it

[DIMA45R]

She may not know where this Syria is located.

Yes, yes it also does not know where the Kremlin is, and who it is ...
It's just written that the Kremlin is to blame for everything ..... Alya "electoral carousel" damn

[Corsair]

Quote: Wheel

Who knows how this Hammond identifies himself - OH or IT

judging by his answers - he is from the pistol Dons, a lot of them got divorced there, and they want to start a dozen girls and a war game with us, apparently in the hope that normal men will come.

[ver_]

... Anachraon should know to her - that’s the cab driver’s business - wherever you say, be cool and bring ..

[san68]

then how stupid, rather it

[Dam]

There was an old joke about two Jews fleeing the union across the border. One goes around the swamp and calls for the other. Tom is lazy, he doesn’t say, I will go along the road. Borders take it. Interrogate:
- last name
- Rabinovich
-name
- Abram
- floor
- female
???? Why female
- I don’t go around it.
So Hammond is female

[demchuk.ig]

Quote: Baikonur

Hammond is actually "OH"! Or did you mean his "easy behavior"?

Abolished the same "dad" and "mom", there is just parent # 1 and parent # 2. And I think it doesn't matter what gender it is! And about their "easy behavior", this is the principle of life, who is on top is the same dad!

[I am human]

In their geyropok, you can figure out who is M, who is F ...

[Vadivak]

Quote: PKK

She may not know where this Syria is located.

one sheep already sent a fleet to the shores of Belarus

[Finches]

Unfortunately, very often wars start with such "anecdotes" ...

[fif21]

Quote: Finches

Unfortunately, very often wars start with such "anecdotes" ...

You are right the situation is not funny. The West is inclined to solve the "Syrian issue" by force. The sponsors and participants are Saudis, Turkey, + a US-led coalition that allegedly fights ISIS. The goal is to overthrow the Assad government in Syria by military means. Russia and Iran did not surrender Assad in the negotiations. The Saudis are waiting for the consent of the United States to intervene. The prospect for Russia is to get involved on the side of Assad in the war, and no longer against ISIS, but also against the coalition created by the United States. So, I would not rush with jokes. The one who laughs last laughs well

[alpamys]

Quote: fif21

Quote: Finches

Unfortunately, very often wars start with such "anecdotes" ...

You are right the situation is not funny. The West is inclined to solve the "Syrian issue" by force. The sponsors and participants are Saudis, Turkey, + a US-led coalition that allegedly fights ISIS. The goal is to overthrow the Assad government in Syria by military means. Russia and Iran did not surrender Assad in the negotiations. The Saudis are waiting for the consent of the United States to intervene. The prospect for Russia is to get involved on the side of Assad in the war, and no longer against ISIS, but also against the coalition created by the United States. So, I would not rush with jokes. The one who laughs last laughs well

take Syria into the Russian Federation

[ver_]

... so, part-time there, maybe Putin can also part-time as acting president of Syria - before the election of the legitimate president a certain amount of time - until the situation stabilizes and ... consolidation of achievements ... in the field of democratization ...

[Heinrich ruppert]

Quote: fif21

Saudi Sponsors and Participants

But this is now a big question. This is ambition, because at the moment the Saudis themselves are on the choke. Already had to give up part of the national treasure. And they are reluctant to further share with the amers. Most likely they will only deal with the cover of the withdrawal of their hand fighters from Syria.

[Dart2027]

In addition to jokes, she really may not know this.

[NIKNN]

Talk Englishman, French and Russian. Englishman:
- Our pronunciation is difficult. We say "Inaf" and we write "enough".
Frenchman:
- Oh-la-la, it's so difficult with us! We say "Bordeaux" and we write "Bordeaux".
Russian:
- It's all nonsense. We say: "Che?", And write: "Repeat, please."

[yuriy55]

Quote: PKK

What Hammond is paid for is what he says. She may not know where this Syria is located.

They don’t know much, but they know firmly how to distinguish a moderate opposition from a non-moderate:

[I am human]

All created by the USA

[whiteeagle]

instead of a German and an Englishman, they should ask a Turk and a Saudi

[Blondy]

Kuzhuketych, dear, could not have hinted to Lavrov that he urgently drove Zakharova at least on a short vacation - she already has bags under her eyes. But somehow it is not solid - the face of the Russian Foreign Ministry - and with bags. I would, of course, go to their site myself, but who will listen to me - they are still slightly snobbish because of the nature of their activities. But when the Minister of Defense in a mild manner is another matter.

[samoletil18]

For this, her make-up became much more pleasant, she picked up her hair with taste. I'm not kidding. A year ago, her appearance somewhat puzzled me, and in just such an interval I worked wonderfully. Well done. Still, it represents us all.
And erudition and ability to speak are always on top.

[I am human]

Show yourself! Where are your bags?

[cap54]

Hammond - not her, but HE, i.e. Philip

[gav6757]

The dog barks - the caravan is coming!
Arabic proverb.
Do I have to pay attention to naughty dogs ?!

[Litsvin]

Something in the article I have not heard the joke itself "about a German, an Englishman and a Russian." What is the anecdote, what to laugh at ??? Once she marked the beginning of the anecdote, let her tell it to the end. And then some kind of improvisation to a joke.

In general, I like jokes more "about a Russian, a German and a Jew" - they are ALWAYS TOPICAL FOR THE SLAVS, and in 99,9% they are either FUNNY or VERY FUNNY. Here, for example, is a great anecdote when the aforementioned "OUR TROIKA" "rented a woman of easy virtue for money," and after 9 months she gave birth to triplets and said that everyone - Russian, German and Jewish - take each of his sons. Everyone knows what happened next ...

And "anecdotes about the British" are something like English humor - they themselves will say some nonsense and laugh themselves. Once I was in Holland, sat with friends in a "pub", at the next table the British - laughing something. I hardly know English, and my friend's wife is an English teacher. She said that the British tell jokes and translated one of them, the essence of which is as follows - another Englishman came to one and asked for a hammer, but he refused, referring to the fact that this morning, during breakfast, his plate fell down like porridge ... In general - complete, stupid, English nonsense. Hammond confirms the same - "so that bad things don't happen in the world, Russians are to blame everywhere." Perhaps he is an ukro-Englishman by nationality, otherwise how to explain the words "the Kremlin is to blame for everything"?

[RUSOIVAN]

Manya, this is how to love the Motherland, so as not only to listen to the nonsense of "partners", but also to pay attention to it!)

[Baikonur]

Maria is burning! Well done! Cool ignores their ignorance!
A woman, and so clearly, with humor, lowers these "gentlemen"!

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: Baikonur

Maria is burning! Well done! Cool ignores their ignorance!
A woman, and so clearly, with humor, lowers these "gentlemen"!

Is it about the above post from the FB?
where is she there who "lowered with humor"? No "burning", dry statement and that's it.

[gjv]

Quote: Baikonur

omits these "gentlemen"!

These "gentlemen" are unsinkable (unfortunately ), by a well-known principle - ... it does not sink.

[Voha_krim]

Quote: RUSOIVAN

Manya, this is how to love the Motherland, so as not only to listen to the nonsense of "partners", but also to pay attention to it!)

[Homo]

Quote: RUSOIVAN

Manya, this is how to love the Motherland, so as not only to listen to the nonsense of "partners", but also to pay attention to it!)

And fools sometimes need to say that they are fools;

[DIVAN SOLDIER]

They are still negotiating with these peers, they are only dragging out time, they want a truce to save their beloved igil.

[fif21]

Quote: DIVAN SOLDIER

they just drag out time, they want a truce to save their beloved igil.

They need to prepare a ground operation against Assad, otherwise ISIS in Syria will be destroyed and Assad will remain in power. They want to intervene under the guise of fulfilling their duty to fight the "global evil." There will be no ISIS - the intervention and destruction of Assad will be difficult to justify. Also, Russia and Iran get in the way.

[WKS]

If this Hammond had told where this opposition is hiding, then they would have begun to bomb more accurately and accurately.

[PEDRO]

Well, of course ...! (When they start to fight ...)))

[newcomer]

Zakharova well done! lukh captures with pride in the homeland, for the mid when she shoots accurately and subtly at tolerants.

[taram taramych]

Actually, the newcomer, the word Homeland, is written and thought and pronounced with a BIG letter! Yes, and Beginner is the same.

[olegfbi]

Meanwhile, the Saudis are harnessing:
Saudi Arabian Foreign Minister Adele al-Jubair said he admits a scenario in which Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad resigns from the post “by force”.

According to him, Assad "will no doubt leave his post in any case - either resign or be ousted by force" if this is not achieved through political means.

[Serg koma]

Quote: olegfbi

Meanwhile, the Saudis are harnessing:
Saudi Foreign Minister Adele al-Jubair said

Saudi Arabia is ready to take part in a ground operation in Syria, but if it will be led by the United States. This was announced by the Saudi Arabian Foreign Minister Adel al-Jubair in Munich in an interview with CNN.

Sami only air (guess what?) Can shake - Puppets!

[Samen]

Saudi Arabian Foreign Minister Adele al-Jubair said he admits a scenario in which Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad resigns from the post “by force”.

[olegfbi]

Riyadh? Or ...

Aim for Elbrus! http://topwar.ru/90561-raketnye-kompleksy-elbrus-v-siriyskoy-armii.html

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: Serg Koma

Saudi Arabia is ready to take part in a ground operation in Syria, but if it is led by the United States. About it

and what did you expect from the boys in the burnus? Under this business, the Yankees will help them cut the military budget, as has already happened.

[cap]

Quote: Serg Koma

Quote: olegfbi

Meanwhile, the Saudis are harnessing:
Saudi Foreign Minister Adele al-Jubair said

Saudi Arabia is ready to take part in a ground operation in Syria, but if it will be led by the United States. This was announced by the Saudi Arabian Foreign Minister Adel al-Jubair in Munich in an interview with CNN.

Sami only air (guess what?) Can shake - Puppets!

I repeat in the subject. Saudi dancer. Voila!saudi dance

[astronom1973n]

Finnish President Sauli Niinistö in an interview with the Finnish edition of MTV News said: "Russia may become the 'second Turkey' due to the influx of refugees."
I think so ... they surrendered to us these refugees !!!!! Do not allow this locust and close to Russia !!!!! Let them themselves live and understand and take the side of either the government or some other side! And to feed these Holodtrans at our expense nafig need !!!!! Russia for its peoples that inhabit it !!!! Enough, fed and liberated half of the world, and now what? All the freed noses will turn back from us, and no one will help in a difficult situation. Some Chinese people are worth it !!!

[Monster_Fat]

It will not become a "second Turkey" for the influx of refugees "for the following reasons: 1) we do not have any free" nishtyaks "in the form of benefits, social benefits, food stamps, etc., and not only for all kinds of" refugees ", but also for the" indigenous population "and therefore, all these" refugees "who are going to live on benefits, do not stop here, since they have nothing to" catch "here. 2) it is cold here and even our" tents "are not going to our government to provide, but on the street in a cardboard box you can freeze, 3) our people are not as tolerant and pitiful as the Caucasians, and have already gotten a lot from their "come in large numbers" so that the "refugees" will not receive any sympathy from them ...

[jPilot]

That is why they drove past us to Sweden (in my opinion) and when they were told that they would return to Russia, they (refugees) began to fight in hysterics from this, why and for what to Russia.
And at the expense of colds, this is the very point and this is the most powerful argument.
A fin can dream, it’s not harmful

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: jPilot

That's why they drove past us to Sweden (in my opinion) and when they were told that they would return to Russia

I'm afraid it was Norway.

[jPilot]

It is likely Norway, the essence of this does not change

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: jPilot

It is likely Norway, the essence of this does not change

actually changing. The presence of a land border.

[Victor Demchenko]

but the cradle from us is from the whole breadth of the soul, so we will always come! We can’t wait for requests, and give in advance! a good deed do not mind!

[ver_]

..and most importantly - do not hell to run - let them take AK in the teeth and fight to the stop ..

[GRAY]

Quote: astronom1973n

Do not allow this locust and close to Russia !!!!!

No need to boil in vain, there will be no "influx" to Russia. What are they to do here?
Here, another thing, well-fed, prosperous Finland ...

[PSih2097]

Quote: GRAY

What are they supposed to do here?

like that, our east is empty, let them get citizenship and raise it ...

[Villon]

Quote: astronom1973n

Finnish President Sauli Niinistö in an interview with the Finnish edition of MTV News said: "Russia may become the 'second Turkey' due to the influx of refugees."
I think so ... they surrendered to us these refugees !!!!! Do not allow this locust and close to Russia !!!!

If they decide that we need refugees, then, of course, they will not ask our opinion.

[Victor Demchenko]

interesting, and what a SCAM is minus ?! show yourself a well-fed troll!

[Mountain shooter]

The less the chances of this "moderate opposition" to win, the louder the rhetoric of the Naglo-Saxons. Syrians, don't "slow down". The best result of the negotiations in Geneva will be one in which the moderate opposition will consist only of representatives of the emigration. Then you can even listen to what they have to offer (just listen)!

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: Mountain Shooter

The less the chances of victory for this "moderate opposition",

interesting, but do migrant migrants who have fled to Europe concoct a government in exile? In the locker room of the Munich station, say?

[silver169]

Could anything else be expected from the representative of Great Britain? This country is a historical enemy of Russia.

[CheByrashka]

In a debate with Trump, Bush generally stated that Russia is not fighting ISIS. And shells troops supported by the Americans. All upside down ?!
So you will wonder if everything is in order in their heads: "either the skis do not go, or ...".

[Zeppelin ml.]

Steinmeier succinctly answered 51%.

Stein is an optimist, however ...

[rotmistr60]

Zakharova in her "anecdote" clearly reflected the characteristic features of ministers. It's time for ours, too, to breed less la-la, as if making excuses, and to say directly xy is xy and what it is. Otherwise, in response to direct insults and lies towards our country, we talk too diplomatically.

[Chulman]

Quote: PKK

What Hammond is paid for is what he says. She may not know where this Syria is located.

Really! A person may not know what is going on, the main thing is the salary!

[evge-malyshev]

Zakharova is smart! These are not psaki. Keep it up!

[TTX]

I think Zakharova is preparing to replace Lavrov.

[PEDRO]

Quote: TTX

I think Zakharova is preparing to replace Lavrov.

heh heh .. If they change, then Russia is no more!

[Zeppelin ml.]

Quote: TTX

I think Zakharova is preparing to replace Lavrov.

A bold guess. Is there some more? For example, "Peskov is being prepared to replace Putin"

[rotmistr60]

Quote: Zeppelin ml.

A bold guess. Is there some more? For example, "Peskov is being prepared to replace Putin"

Specifically, an analogy was drawn to the place. The TTX assumption is of course stupid.

[samoletil18]

Quote: Zeppelin ml.

Quote: TTX

I think Zakharova is preparing to replace Lavrov.

A bold guess. Is there some more? For example, "Peskov is being prepared to replace Putin"

And what is not Solovyov?

[Andryukha G]

Syria (according to the scenario of Amers and Anglo-Saxons) was supposed to follow the path of Yugoslavia, Iraq and Libya i.e. complete chaos and the collapse of statehood, but it didn’t work, it didn’t grow together, so they rage like the plague.

[Awaz]

this joke shows that the Germans generally do not understand or do not want anything in this topic. Russians understand and understand everything perfectly that nothing will especially change. But England really rules there and will not allow any other solution to the situation, except for what is necessary for themselves.

[Villon]

“The Foreign Ministers of Germany, Russia and the United Kingdom - Frank-Walter Steinmeier, Sergey Lavrov and Philip Hammond - were asked the same question, asking to rate the prospects for ending the violence in the UAR as a percentage (the relevant agreements were reached on February 11).”

“Steinmeier succinctly answered 51%. Lavrov began to explain that it is necessary for everyone to fulfill their obligations, to take a responsible approach to the decisions made, to collaborate collectively on the issue of settlement, and since there are doubts about this, he gave 49%. Hammond said the Kremlin was to blame

Since the prospects for ending the violence cannot be estimated as a percentage, Hammond would have had the smartest answer if he had not been mistaken by the country.

[magirus401]

Quote: astronom1973n

Finnish President Sauli Niinistö in an interview with the Finnish edition of MTV News said: "Russia may become the 'second Turkey' due to the influx of refugees."
I think so ... they surrendered to us these refugees !!!!! Do not allow this locust and close to Russia !!!!! Let them themselves live and understand and take the side of either the government or some other side! And to feed these Holodtrans at our expense nafig need !!!!! Russia for its peoples that inhabit it !!!! Enough, fed and liberated half of the world, and now what? All the freed noses will turn back from us, and no one will help in a difficult situation. Some Chinese people are worth it !!!

Quote: Monster_Fat

It will not become a "second Turkey" for the influx of refugees "for the following reasons: 1) we do not have any free" nishtyaks "in the form of benefits, social benefits, food stamps, etc., and not only for all kinds of" refugees ", but also for the" indigenous population "and therefore, all these" refugees "who are going to live on benefits, do not stop here, since they have nothing to" catch "here. 2) it is cold here and even our" tents "are not going to our government to provide, but on the street in a cardboard box you can freeze, 3) our people are not as tolerant and pitiful as the Caucasians, and have already gotten a lot from their "come in large numbers" so that the "refugees" will not receive any sympathy from them ...

And, as they themselves say, they are beaten here

[sabakina]

Hammond says the Kremlin is to blame
In the Kremlin, the wrong Putin makes the wrong honey!

[kitamo]

“Steinmeier succinctly answered 51%. Lavrov began to explain that it is necessary for everyone to fulfill their obligations, to take a responsible approach to the decisions made, to collaborate collectively on the issue of settlement, and since there are doubts about this, he gave 49%. Hammond says the Kremlin is to blame

mdya ... even from a joke it follows that if you ignore the Saxon Saxons from the equation, then the probability of a ceasefire is 51% + 49% = 100% ...

[Victor Demchenko]

Quote: magirus401

And, as they themselves say, they are beaten here

and it hurts without apology! and in general: why do young men flee, and women and children remain? interesting cat shit, all bent and trembling ...

[Victor-M]

The agency recalls that on Saturday, Hammond said that "Russia continues to bomb the moderate opposition,"

When a moderate opposition, dissatisfied with the authorities, armed to the teeth, appears in Western Europe, then let our Western "partners" negotiate with them and without the use of force.

[afrikanez]

It seems that Hammond forgot English, because he was asked the question not in Arabic, but probably in his native language. Why is such a strange answer being asked, apparently I didn’t understand what they were asking. Poor bastard!

[am808s]

Quote: DIVAN SOLDIER

They are still negotiating with these peers, they are only dragging out time, they want a truce to save their beloved igil.

Unfortunately, you are right here by analogy with the Minsk stops!

[vic58]

resembles a joke:
The liner crashes in the air. On board is Obama, an old Jew and a schoolboy. And there are only two parachutes.
Obama grabs one and says: "I am the head of the United States and the smartest!" jumps out. Jew: "I am already old, I have lived my way, you jump!" Schoolboy: "We both jump! The smartest jumped with my knapsack !!!"

[vobels]

"... prospects for ending the violence in the SAR (the corresponding agreements were reached on February 11)." Interestingly, the agreements were reached, but they are not going to implement them (51%). Balaboli international class!

[guzik007]

Bleaaa! Where's the joke?

[Conscience]

I propose to send Valuev with Lavrov - let them look and think, we will beat competently and hard.

[vik.nik.2016]

All this Syrian opposition is needed now only to stop the army of the people of SYRIA!

[potalevl]

Such are they - these "dancers", always, you know, something interferes with them.

[atamankko]

So many countries collapsed the Nobel Peace Prize laureate, and took up the EU.

[colonel manuch]

"And Vaska listens, but eats!"

[Evil 55]

Right, right .. It's all the fault of the "wrong bees" that Obama and Erdogan breed and supply to the Middle East ..

[Smooth]

Quote: olegfbi

Meanwhile, the Saudis are harnessing:
Saudi Arabian Foreign Minister Adele al-Jubair said he admits a scenario in which Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad resigns from the post “by force”.

Iran does not wait for such an option. The Iranians have long been scratching their hands to rip off all the outstanding parts of the body to the Saudis.

[Rock616]

OUR MASHA !!!

[sledge]

Quote: PKK

What Hammond is paid for is what he says. She may not know where this Syria is located.

Right! And even if the Russian aerospace forces leave, Syria has Russian-made aircraft, and Kalashnikovs ... Russia will continue to bomb ....

[Belousov]

Well, something in itself a joke is rather weak, and so, in principle, everything is on the case. Considering that no official statements were made by us regarding the likely aggression of the Saudis and others, suspicions are ripening that they will surrender Assad :(

[Romanenko]

Maybe enough for European parliamentarians and mattresses to engage in verbiage? The opposition is in parliament, not in the field with a rifle in hand. Recently, it has become fashionable to distort languages ​​and concepts, bending to the situation. Let's call a spade a spade, then there will be less questions and misunderstanding will disappear by itself. Then the armed bandit will not become moderate in any way, except for the dead ...

[BambrSV]

Quote: Zeppelin ml.

Quote: Baikonur

Maria is burning! Well done! Cool ignores their ignorance!
A woman, and so clearly, with humor, lowers these "gentlemen"!

Is it about the above post from the FB?
where is she there who "lowered with humor"? No "burning", dry statement and that's it.

So we need to learn so dry in the ear to state that the ear reacted dryly

[taseka]

Tired of grinding and chewing!

[spy008]

All this bullshit brothers. Pay attention to the photo of Maria Zakharova: she only pretended to be a blonde to lull the vigilance of journalists and "partners"

[igorek4515]

For some reason, recently Zakharova has been specifically promoting in the media, and even lit up on social networks ... What a strange trend ..

[svu93]

it’s just that our Foreign Ministry needs to explain to these .... Europeans that everything is right with us! ISIS we are bombing at full power, and for moderate opposition we have special, MODERATE, warheads !!! All within the framework of agreements !!!)))