Tricky comments. Crimea on the globe of Ukraine as confirmation of the diagnosis

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Another submission from Ukraine. And again the Crimea. Yes, many readers already openly say that they say they are tired of reporting from a famous place. And agree, in their own right. For nothing new, in the sense of clever, from these edges will not arrive. However, there is a nuance. And before proceeding to the question, I want to give my personal comment on what is happening in Ukraine. Or in Ukraine.

Tricky comments. Crimea on the globe of Ukraine as confirmation of the diagnosis


So, at the beginning of my post-army work, I worked for some time in the regional mental hospital. That is, in a madhouse. And most recently I realized that all this Ukrainian disgrace reminds me. And it looks like a madhouse. Moreover, this is where the mini-coup took place and the power was seized by the patients.

Say what is common? Yes, a lot, unfortunately. In fact, the picture is similar. After all, you understand that in the event of such an emergency, there will be no special oddities. Vegetables as they sat in the chambers with soft walls, and will sit. They are not interesting to anyone. And no one will let the wild ones loose, for the wild ones are controlled under the nose. And if by the first time they are released, they will be driven back to the wards.

And the staff will continue to work. Cooks will also cook food (if they don’t, it will be hot for everyone), plumbers watch the water and heat, electricians change light bulbs and so on.

And on the several monkeys enthralled in the office of the head physician no one pays special attention. Seem to be? Full Yes, in Russia this is unlikely. But in Ukraine, as practice shows, it’s all for itself.

So of course, it is necessary to pay attention to the processes occurring there. At least in order to catch the moment when it becomes quite hot. And patients will begin to crawl around the surrounding villages. Then catch, knit and prick. For now, watch carefully.

Now back to the globe.

Ukraine preoccupied with the creation of the tourist attractiveness of the Crimea and its economic growth. Calmly while we sit, we do not fall. All the most interesting will be ahead.

To this end, and in pursuance of Poroshenko’s decree on decommunization, the Ministry of Information Policy of the country plans to rename 69 of the Crimean settlements.

Now we are laughing and twisting our finger at the temple. Because as I repeat, to test the law banning communist ideology, the Ukrainian authorities are going on the example of the Russian Crimea.

Is everything as I said? In the office of the chief physician who have escaped into the wild geeks? Wait, that's not all. Here, right along Zadornov, the action unfolds.

The Ministry of Information Policy is confident that as soon as the Crimean cities and villages are returned to the pre-revolutionary and historical Crimean Tatar names, it will immediately become Ukrainian again and insanely attractive in terms of tourism for the whole world. The Ministry of Information Policy does not conceal that renaming 69 cities is only the “first stage of reform”, then about another thousand names will be offered for renaming. Now they are considered and come up with the rationale for renaming.
Funny Ridiculous. But sadly and for some reason, the hand reaches for the syringe, and in the brain suddenly pops up a table of calculating aminazin "four points" depending on the mass of the body.

In some of the documents read, however, it is indicated that this show will take place when the Crimea returns to the jurisdiction of Ukraine. But according to statements by representatives of the Ministry of Information Policy and the Ukrainian Institute of National Memory, lords Gromenko and Soldatenko, “in 6 months the procedure will be officially launched for changing geographical names in Crimea. Generalized proposals The Ukrainian Institute of National Memory will submit to the Cabinet of Ministers for consideration, and as a government bill, it will go to the Verkhovna Rada. The point is not only to get rid of the communist names in accordance with the law, but to restore historical justice. It should also give an impetus to the tourist and economic development of the region. ”

That is, the aforementioned gentlemen really want to push the Crimea to the path of tourist and economic development. Or, rather, push.

But is this the essence of the creation of the globe of Ukraine? Probably not. It seems that today there are many problems in Ukraine today, where it would be worthwhile to apply both hands and heads, as well as money. Renaming (even hypothetical) requires significant costs.

But in fact, it turns out that a bunch of Ukrainian officials, receiving salaries for taxpayers' money, are allegedly engaged in reform, which will have no concrete benefit for the state. It is clear that this is just another attempt to create a "globe of Ukraine." After all, in fact, the settlements will be called as the Crimean government and the government of Russia will decide.

In fact, a strange concern for the tourist attractiveness of the Russian region. Which, drawn by a certain spell, six months later suddenly becomes Ukrainian again. Of course, there is a small chance that the entire bureaucratic brethren will deal with these issues completely free of charge, that is, for nothing. But we were not born yesterday, so everything is clear and understandable here.

Imitation of vigorous activity on the verge of demonstrating outright oligophrenia in the idiocy stage.

It is clear that all of this is from the same opera as the construction of the surface and submarine fleets of Ukraine, the creation of rocket engines and the missiles themselves, the construction of the great Ukrainian wall on the border with Russia and other no less loud, but no more real projects.

We're giggling for now. And as they pogogochut in the Crimea, generally afraid to imagine. It's not about that.

Many Ukrainians in private conversations say that not everything in Ukraine is as bad as they say in the Russian media. Perhaps God forbid that it was so. Here it is only hard to believe, the further, the more.

But in general, I want to ask you this way, in a neighborly way: guys, are you still not tired of it yourself? Not? Well, then we still laugh. Let through tears.
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  1. +13
    8 February 2016 07: 26
    Yes, many readers already openly say that, they say, tired of these reports from a famous place
    I confirm, and probably it was an extreme case on my part, when I discovered this about IT ...
    1. +67
      8 February 2016 07: 32
      Well, the horses wanted lace panties in Europe, so they got it. fellow
      1. +96
        8 February 2016 07: 55
        Quote: vovanpain
        Well, the horses wanted lace panties in Europe, so they got it.
        1. +35
          8 February 2016 14: 04
          Volodya to you from the Kuban good +++++ !!!!! Wah hahahh
          And about the article and our DAM. which is better? Cancel - not a cancellation of the inspection, fool transfer there-not there time stop 100W ban on light bulbs sad , about Polycementation request .. So there’s a plus to the article, but neighing mona both above them and above yourself ...
          1. +5
            8 February 2016 19: 47
            With the only difference, we are in the states, we do not change the police to the police and, for the sake of DAM, we do not change the name of the cities somewhere in Australia.
            1. +13
              8 February 2016 20: 51
              Quote: otter.1
              With the only difference, we are in the states, we do not change the police to the police and, for the sake of DAM, we do not change the name of the cities somewhere in Australia.

              it would be better if our deer "in the states or somewhere in Australia" changed the police .., people are fed up with them already on the very ..
              1. +1
                10 February 2016 14: 04
                Quote: severniy
                it would be better if our deer "in the states or somewhere in Australia" changed the police .., people are fed up with them already on the very ..

                True said. Plush is one of the few members of the government who, besides contempt, also causes nausea.
            2. +2
              8 February 2016 21: 10
              Well, damn it, we are experimenting on ourselves. More precisely above us.
          2. +2
            8 February 2016 23: 43
            It is possible and above yourself:
            ... The Ministry of Finance also insists on increasing the taxation of products with a high content of sugar and chemical essences.
            “Such measures are recommended by WHO as one of the measures to combat excess sugar consumption and related diseases,” the Ministry of Finance said.
            I wanted a sweet one - figs! We care about the health of Russians.
            1. +7
              9 February 2016 05: 31
              ... come on! Excise taxes are imposed on imported chips, crackers and gas water like any cola and other kirieshki and sprites on which a large% of children are mostly addicted ... I dare to notice OUR children ... it's another matter if, under this "guise" of a Russian manufacturer, into they will start to drive the frames, but again, produce from natural raw materials, adhering to sanguignorms and other parameters, and you will be happy wink at "SOYUZ", although they shouted that the sausage made of toilet paper and the milk was bad, they ate and did not get sick, although the products did not look very beautiful, but there were no stabilizers, substitutes and other rubbish in them, well, or there was the very minimum ... I personally am FOR! because this measure will in any way reduce the% of imported poison on Russian counters, here they did not seem to impose sanctions and sent them politely and far away, and because of the "puddle" they will again howl that Russia is economically discrediting someone there 100%, well, yes, we don't care, we're used to it ... lol
              1. -3
                9 February 2016 09: 08
                If you do not know, then Coca-Cola, chips and many other things that you are talking about are produced in Russia or imported from the "fraternal" former republics ... Our cola is consumed in our country and no one else needs it, and palm oil and they will continue to import because it is cheaper than developing their production of the same natural products, agriculture has already been buried, no collective farms and no alternative ... the same Buratino lemonade will definitely rise in price, and your joy is incomprehensible, much of what contains sugar or with him "accessories" ... people, why are you happy about the fact that you have found a new way to take money out of your pocket ?! if this is so, then you apparently do not live in Russia and are stupidly erring ... keep on dreaming hi
          3. +2
            9 February 2016 05: 21
            ... one from him, in my opinion, the right move is the cancellation of a driver’s license when restoring a driver’s license for loss and theft ... well, right now the ringing will start AS fiercely and fundamentally, DAM is fighting against red tape and corruption ... it's fun to promote my useless I out of the blue ... what
        2. -4
          9 February 2016 01: 54
          If you found out what is correct "from Ukraine", and not "from Ukraine", then reverse action will be "to Ukraine"
          Conclusion: to the question "where?" the answer is "in Ukraine".
          But on the other hand, this reverse action will not, and therefore the conclusion is not correct. So how is it right, if not in relation to the Crimea? :)
      2. +4
        8 February 2016 21: 42
        If the underpants are turned upside down, Kiev will be exactly at the place of the anus lol
    2. +7
      8 February 2016 09: 15
      Great article, as before! Bravo to the author. Conversation on the topic: MEPs voted to lift their sanctions when Crimea is returned to Ukraine. Moreover, they themselves, or rather more sensible heads in their blind crowd, shout that sanctions against Russia are a mistake. The paradox of the madhouse! The author of the article is right.
      1. +6
        8 February 2016 12: 42
        Of course, there is a small chance that the entire bureaucratic fraternity will deal with these issues absolutely free of charge, that is, for nothing
        belay Will you give a fiction ... When would it be THERE THEY had something for nothing? When a crest was born a Jew cried ... Judging by sanity ( fool ) officials will clearly write reports on the new globe of Ukraine in a notebook in a circle. Yesbut to cut money for this supply is real. Yes, by the way, who knows what's up with the Seni Kulivlob fence? Sawing money further, or already what was built on the huts dragged away?
      2. +2
        8 February 2016 19: 23
        But this, how do you?
        German Chancellor Angela Merkel said that Russia was involved in the suffering of tens of thousands of Syrian civilians through bombing and shelling by Syrian government forces, reports Reuters.

        “In the past few days, we are not only amazed, but also shocked by the suffering of tens of thousands of people due to the bombing, including from the Russian side,” Merkel said.

        And this is what the gate climbs?
        1. +1
          8 February 2016 19: 46
          Well, Erdogan told her that she would have believed that she would have kept the refugees in Turkey - politics damn her
        2. 0
          9 February 2016 05: 42
          ... it would be better to be amazed and shocked that their refugees are there, "but if Frau is so drowned in the suffering of civilians in Syria, then take them to your place ... tens of thousands there, tens of thousands of them are not terrible here, really, Frau ? laughing
      3. 0
        9 February 2016 05: 38
        ... lift their sanctions ...

        ... they will not cancel, but SUSPEND, feel the difference, as they say ... and the cancellation by a pitchfork is drawn on the water, if what ... they did the same thing, they wanted to give the word, they wanted to take it back ... well-known balabolka. negative
  2. sgg
    +12
    8 February 2016 07: 28
    Unfortunately, Ukraine is really a madhouse.
    1. +1
      8 February 2016 10: 20
      Quote: sgg
      Unfortunately, Ukraine is really a madhouse.

      It may seem that everything has arisen somehow suddenly, well, or at least at some time not far away !? But I answer you, I was still in the army in 1988, a Kyrgyz friend, he used to say this kind of joke. A drunken man approaches the booth: "Give me math notebooks!"
      - There are no such!
      - Well then, the globe of Ukraine!
      -?
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      2. +10
        8 February 2016 13: 14
        Previously, he also laughed at this anecdote (though a girl appeared in it demanding to put her math notebooks in a slanting box and a drunk crest with the same globe of Ukraine), which was first heard in Kharkov in 1989 by a student from the Moldavian SSR (however, he considered and called himself a Ukrainian by nationality).
        But upon learning that:
        Since 2000, Vinnytsia Cartographic Factory and other enterprises have been producing the Globe of Ukraine in the form of a souvenir globe, the entire land space of which is occupied by the territory of Ukraine (on some variants of the globe Ukraine is surrounded by the ocean).

        and that a monument has been erected to the "Globus of Ukraine" in the Lviv region, that there is a travel agency and a bank with that name in Kiev, I don't even smile anymore.
        It's not funny. This is a diagnosis. Psychiatric.
        I have the honor.
        1. +2
          9 February 2016 12: 30
          Well, wait, Ukraine is already pulling on the globe))
    2. +31
      8 February 2016 10: 21
      Quote: sgg
      Unfortunately, Ukraine is really a madhouse.
  3. +2
    8 February 2016 07: 30
    Smoky dope in Ukraine! The idiocy is simply amazing.
    1. +2
      8 February 2016 09: 05
      You shouldn’t be so sharp. It is right in the country that the military are doing that they care about the tourist and economic development of the RUSSIAN region. What an interesting move they came up with! For example, you go to Crimea, and come to Crimea, go to Kaygador, find yourself in Ordzhonikidze, etc. - abruptly time machine turns wink
      Only it’s unlikely that a country will be able to take such an excursion by plane
      14 May 2015
      The deputies of the Verkhovna Rada voted for the assignment to the airport "Simferopol" named after Amet-Khan Sultan
      - the flight to nowhere will work, the UKFF airport code has ceased to be used ...

      About the article - LATER, May 2015 topic.

      PS With all due respect to Amet Khan Sultan
      1. 0
        10 February 2016 08: 43
        Still to them. Mom called
    2. mihasik
      +1
      8 February 2016 17: 59
      Quote: as150505
      Smoky dope in Ukraine! The idiocy is simply amazing.

      Fertile lands laughing
    3. +4
      8 February 2016 23: 30
      Smoky dope in Ukraine!

      Cocaine, morphine, heroin, ephedrine ... - the last century, now in the trend of UKRAIN, packaging - in the liver, the official dealer - V. Nuland.
  4. +16
    8 February 2016 07: 33
    Many Ukrainians in private conversations say that not everything in Ukraine is as bad as they say in the Russian media..Of course we have worse, according to Ukrainian media, we eat pickled hedgehogs, the Internet for coupons ..
    1. +5
      9 February 2016 05: 53
      ... exactly, one hohlochudik on my "classmates" assured me that ITSELF saw a queue for horse legs in Samara with coupons and a toilet on the street for 10-15 persons near a 9-storey building and was sooo happy that the Russians turned out to be around 20 of the last century stuck ... crying
  5. +26
    8 February 2016 07: 35
    Oh, you shouldn’t do so, Comrade Author, Roman Skomorokhov in vain, but direct dill ... Here is citizen Yaytsenyuk (there may be a mistake in the spelling!) I am sure that: "New Ukraine is like a new world - the fourth industrial revolution. And this country has every chance to become a leader in Europe. Because we have the most important potential - intellect" wassat Although... recourse He lacks haloperidol, shockingly! Time to go there landing party guide psychiatric, with extended privileges.
    1. +9
      8 February 2016 07: 46
      Quote: Telemont
      He lacks haloperidol, shockingly! It’s time to send a landing psychiatric, with expanded authority.

      They are now howling that Russia is to blame for everything, and it’s practically not being treated, it’s only a fool to keep it. But if doctors’s landing on their pig’s brains, they may forget about the Russian Crimea.
    2. +2
      8 February 2016 08: 57
      Truly the embodiment of the saying: it is better to be the first in the village than the last in the city. And that is true - soon the industry will finally collapse and become solely a supplier of products. True, not to Europe, but this is not so important. The main thing is to be loved in her, maybe the last, but this is how to count. As they say - a matter of taste.
    3. 0
      10 February 2016 18: 48
      Comrade Pied Piper and Mr. Entomologist with dichlorvos and a broom are already on their way to Ukraine!
  6. +14
    8 February 2016 07: 37
    But a whole committee (or even a ministry?) For the Crimea was done! Well these are jobs !!! (for officials) Well this is a report to Europe on reforms !!! Well this is brainwashing on TV "Crimea is our"! Do you think this is a madhouse!
    No! This is cunning ... well ... of our government! tongue
  7. +3
    8 February 2016 07: 44
    This is small, in the style of the Ukrainian authorities, but a nasty and quite noticeable dirty trick. Renaming will create confusion in any official documents, especially since the West willingly recognizes all this. In which city is the ownership registered, for example? How to read the name? A great reason for invalidating securities. The same applies to trade, but generally any contracts. Do not underestimate this trick. He was clearly prompted by people who ate a pack of dogs on papers, property rights, contracts ...
    1. +2
      8 February 2016 08: 14
      What is the dirty trick?
      Let the dogs eat further.
    2. +1
      8 February 2016 11: 59
      Renaming will create confusion in any official documents, especially since the West willingly recognizes all this. ,,
      Do you think that dill is recognized as the right to rename everything they want? This is all domestic demand, not more.
      1. +1
        8 February 2016 14: 35
        Quote: kotvov
        Renaming will create confusion in any official documents, especially since the West willingly recognizes all this. ,,
        Do you think that dill is recognized as the right to rename everything they want? This is all domestic demand, not more.

        I do not think, I know for sure - they will certainly recognize it. Is it really these idiots themselves come up with this? Here comes a ship to another port, for example. And he is being arrested! Because it is a type of Ukrainian property. Or an agreement was signed with Crimeans for something, but they are not fulfilling it, referring to these very names. Much disgusting things can be done this way, and almost without putting hands.
    3. +1
      8 February 2016 23: 48
      This is small, in the style of the Ukrainian authorities, but a nasty and quite noticeable dirty trick. Renaming will create confusion in any official documents, especially since the West willingly recognizes all this. In which city is the ownership registered, for example? How to read the name? A great reason for invalidating securities. The same applies to trade, but generally any contracts. Do not underestimate this trick. He was clearly prompted by people who ate a pack of dogs on papers, property rights, contracts ...

      How do you imagine that? Rename Sevastpol with Anti-Russian for Ukraine - yes, they can. And then what? Will they remake international sea and flight charts at their request?
      Certificate of ownership? Ukraine, Autonomous Republic of Crimea, city of Antirossiysk, st. S. Bandera, d.1 - can anyone find this address? I doubt it! This testimony will be even less powerful than evidence on a piece of the lunar or Martian surface.
  8. +10
    8 February 2016 07: 47
    The novel is a real ukroin globe, it is held on three hohlahs with a bottle of gorilka in their hands, which, in turn, are standing on a giant shmata of fat painted in yellow color and bee color !!!
  9. +3
    8 February 2016 07: 55
    The Ministry of Information Policy does not hide that renaming 69 cities is only the “first stage of reform”, then about a thousand more names will be offered for renaming. Now they are considered and come up with the rationale for renaming.
    You first in Canada, through your diaspora, "test it", and only then, with a positive Canadian experience, and deal with the Crimea.
  10. +2
    8 February 2016 08: 00
    the author is mistaken. in Ukraine it’s really bad. all young people are infected with Nazism. and this is such a disease. which for several years is not cured. the Germans needed World War II and denazification under the command of the occupying forces. and here it takes more than one decade.
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    2. 0
      8 February 2016 23: 56
      the Germans needed World War II and denazification under the command of the occupying forces. and here it takes more than one decade.

      The Hitlerite military, not hanged by the Tribunal, continued to serve in the Bunjeswehr. Since 2016, I start not only typing, but also studying in Mein Kampf schools. For painting a swastika - fined. What kind of "denazification" are we talking about?
  11. +6
    8 February 2016 08: 06
    If you become serious, then the phrase
    article quote: Indeed, in reality, the settlements will be called as the Crimean government and the Russian government decide.
    the question is closed.
    About linguistics: there has always been Russian "in Ukraine"
    1. +1
      8 February 2016 15: 12
      Quote: udincev
      in Russian has always been "in Ukraine"

      And it is right. In such a city, in such a village, in such a state. That is what is inside. And vice versa - on the border, on the edge, on the outskirts. In Ukraine. In Ukraine - on the edge of the state.
    2. +4
      8 February 2016 16: 27
      in Russian has always been "in Ukraine" Quite right: -in Russian "to Ukraine".
      1. Classics of Ukrainian literature T. Shevchenko, N. Gogol wrote - "Sweet in Ukraine"
      2. In all literary, historical sources and documents it was ALWAYS - "ON"
      3. "B" introduced Yushchenko into Ukrainian language by his decree. By and large, this is the right of the President of Ukraine to change anything in the state language and grammar. They somehow know better "B" than there is Ukraine. But Russian is not the state (sovereign) language of Ukraine. Therefore, as they said and wrote in Russian "NA" and we will. And they all went ON ...
  12. +5
    8 February 2016 08: 07
    Rename Russian settlements in the Russian territory - this is a diagnosis! Here I agree with the author. And so that they do not rename Moscow?
    1. +3
      8 February 2016 09: 37
      Well, maybe Moscow .. And if you swing, yes Russia rename ...
      1. 0
        9 February 2016 12: 54
        So everything has already been renamed. Abroad they call Russia "Russia", the Germans call Moscow Moskau, and as the Finns call Peter - I can't even pronounce it. The guide in Prague told me (she is Russian and learned the Czech language) that it was the most difficult for her to learn how the Czechs call the cities of Europe. Often nothing to do with the names we are used to.
    2. +1
      8 February 2016 11: 02
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      And so that they do not rename Moscow?

      have been offered repeatedly. DO NOT LEAD.
    3. +2
      8 February 2016 12: 47
      What are the Russian settlements on Russian territory, a little more and the planets will begin to rename then the solar system, and then they will get to the galaxy with the universe :-)
  13. +7
    8 February 2016 08: 15
    And laughter is through tears.
    Shelling continues in the Donbass and civilians are dying.
    And there is even for this definition-genocide of the Russian-speaking population of our country.
  14. +2
    8 February 2016 08: 17
    Today I woke up from the news from the first channel-Balistic rocket with satellites on board. This thing is stronger than the Globe of Ukraine
  15. +2
    8 February 2016 08: 19
    oh and nonsense .......... epic as they say now simply ...... only global editing of brains will help and if - they - brains remained ........ in my opinion there already only dorsal ..........
  16. +20
    8 February 2016 08: 28
    The other day I read the opinion of the former deputy of the Verkhovna Rada about how, in his opinion, it is necessary to return Crimea to Ukraine. I bring the clipping:
    “We will never return people who hate us. We can return them only when we return the territory. We must return the territory and after that, somewhere with a whip, somewhere with a carrot, somewhere with tough administrative and repressive efforts, we can return people. These people hate Ukraine, and the more we give them, the more they will hate us. We must create conditions so that at the moment when Crimea can be returned, there was no love for the center. There will be no love for us there anyway, but there will be a certain fear that there is Ukraine to be reckoned with, ”said Chernovol.
    Of course, he is a former, but he reflects the opinion of a fairly large group of active Nazis who are now at the helm of this semi-state. Can you imagine what would happen if ... in the elections to the State Duma in 2016, the liberal-homosexuals Parnassus, who want to "merge" Crimea and Donbass, get some votes? What, in the end, all this can lead to. For the next three years, it is necessary to stock up on determination and firmness so that representatives of the "5th column" do not come to rule our country. It is clear that the Westernizer Medvedev and his government with Siluanov, Dvorkovich, Livanov demand an adjustment of the composition and the political line being pursued. But you have to be very biased in the choice of the country's legislative assembly. And let Ukraine reap everything sown. Let him pay for his spinelessness and greed.
    1. +5
      8 February 2016 08: 46
      Kadyrov speaks correctly about them, half must be planted, and the other shot.
      1. +2
        8 February 2016 17: 27
        Kadyrov speaks correctly about them, half must be planted, and the other shot.
        And then swap :)))
      2. ZSP
        +3
        9 February 2016 12: 06
        I do not agree!

        That's right Old Man Lukashenko in a joke answered how much time it would take for you to put things in order in the country, the old man responds for three days — shoot the active people themselves, see who comes to the funeral, and then shoot them ....
    2. +3
      8 February 2016 10: 01
      I agree for the government! Hunt to disperse half! Now I’m thinking, For which party in the Duma to vote! Definitely not for EdRo! Otherwise, the government will also remain!
      1. 0
        8 February 2016 12: 55
        But not for Parnassus with Apple. The choice is Zhirinovsky, Mironov, Zyuganov, and even better - a party of beer lovers. laughing
        1. +1
          8 February 2016 18: 23
          For Zhirik somehow I do not want to! If he gives power to him, heap such firewood! About 50 years we will disentangle!
          1. 0
            9 February 2016 08: 10
            but on deep thought, there is no one else to vote for! Consideration of the latest laws in the State Duma took the kind of show of Benny Hill. and Mironov's statement about the absence of his faction in the Duma during the voting on the Central Bank law last year is generally nonsense of an oligophrenic in the stage of idiocy: "... we all went to lunch ..." ???! fool I can’t say anything good about Zyuganov and his party. some strange action is given to the public, but there are no real cases. Yes, and I still do not understand, WHY OUR OPPOSITION WILL NOT COMBINATE AND DO NOT BECOME THE VALID FORCE WITH WHICH IT IS NECESSARY TO BE ACCOUNTED? or they still can not share the skin of a bear? so it’s still necessary to get it ... request
    3. 0
      9 February 2016 08: 02
      Quote: ARES623
      It is clear that the Westerner Medvedev and his government with Siluanov, Dvorkovich, Livanov require adjusting the composition and current political line

      and here is the dog and rummaged! it is high time sun. this bastard and the "batanga"
  17. 0
    8 February 2016 08: 28
    In relation to Ukraine, it is more suitable - whoever put on the first bathrobe is the doctor!
  18. +13
    8 February 2016 08: 36
    Yesterday I watched Solovyov's show - there was one clinical u-cr, his whole speech "Sanctions, drop in oil prices, European Parliament resolution on Crimea, Merkel and Poroshenko supported sanctions"etc. Soloviev asks him -"And what good is it for you? Is the economy growing? Stop stealing?".

    In general, nonsense in a cube; do nothing concrete (cannot, for thieves and economic downs), are engaged in any nonsense - monuments, passports, cards, delusional suits, etc.

    And as for renaming - well, there are numerous authors of fantasy epics; all of them without fail draw maps of their worlds; completely Ukrainians. laughing



    Please pay attention to Wild Northern Lands. laughing What is not Ukrainian rhetoric?
  19. +2
    8 February 2016 08: 40
    And why should the current "leadership" of Ukraine deal with the country's economy, the people will not understand this, the globe is another matter. Everybody knows the globe! Some showmen, and the level of buffoonery. It remains only to guess, and who will answer for the consequences, well, certainly not an overseas uncle.
  20. +11
    8 February 2016 08: 42
    On the one hand, yes, the country lives, works, transport, and everything seems to be in a bundle. . And what does the statistics say? Between January 2014 and September 2015, the welfare of the average Ukrainian household fell by 40,1%, while the Ukrainian currency fell 44 percent against Amer Dolar. The worst result among 53 countries. There is a mass extinction of the population, a mass departure to other countries, mass robbery and banditry. What about stupidity? If Kiev-advanced capital, twice chose Chernovetsky, twice Klitschko _ is there a bottom of tenacity of us, Ukrainians?
    1. +3
      8 February 2016 11: 12
      In terms of raising living standards and developing the tax system, Russia has not gone so far from Ukraine .. The same problems with falling incomes due to the depreciation of the ruble, inflation amid "popular" news from the Duma on the introduction of taxes on garbage .., an increase excise taxes on oil, the introduction of excise taxes on sugar and fats .. (yours still need to learn .. =))) the introduction of toll fares for heavy trucks, an increase in fines .. Stupid attempts to keep the ruble ..
      In general, our "Mordor" - blooms and smells the same ...
    2. 0
      9 February 2016 08: 12
      Well, if anything, then the ruble against the dollar for the same period fell more, and ...
    3. 0
      9 February 2016 13: 33
      Scud
      "Ukrainian currency has fallen in price relative to Amer Dolar by 44 percent"
      It was 8 for DolLar, it became 24 (or so).
      No matter how I think, 44% fail ...
      Or, in addition to the globe in / in Ukraine, have they also introduced new arithmetic?
      1. 0
        9 February 2016 14: 46
        Answer-supplement. In October last year, the research center of the Swiss financial conglomerate Credit Suisse in the annual report on the distribution of world wealth came to the conclusions that I indicated above. The article can be read more broadly in the newspaper 2000. This is Ukrainian. Weekly for January 15-21 this year. number 1-2 (755)
      2. 0
        9 February 2016 14: 46
        Answer-supplement. In October last year, the research center of the Swiss financial conglomerate Credit Suisse in the annual report on the distribution of world wealth came to the conclusions that I indicated above. The article can be read more broadly in the newspaper 2000. This is Ukrainian. Weekly for January 15-21 this year. number 1-2 (755)
  21. +2
    8 February 2016 08: 52
    Well, there is nothing surprising in this. In the West, less and less attention is paid to Ukraine, there are enough of their own problems. And it is necessary to remind of oneself, therefore, they try to speak loudly about Crimea as often as possible. And they feed their Natsiks with hopes. A Russian proverb says: "D. the fool is getting richer."
    1. +1
      8 February 2016 11: 14
      At the expense of the Natsiks, who are treated with hopes .. - if I correctly understood the letters in the news, just the opposite .. The prosecutor's office of Ukraine recognized the right sector as illegal. The revolution begins to devour its children and heroes ..
    2. 0
      9 February 2016 08: 14
      Quote: rotmistr60
      Russian the proverb says: "D. the fool is getting richer."

      you know, but in my opinion it’s still a Ukrainian proverb, it’s not regrettable, but here you are soaring in the red.
  22. +3
    8 February 2016 08: 57
    [b] there was a mini-coup and seized power Patients[/ B]

    Here! This is an exact definition.
    1. +1
      9 February 2016 13: 40
      The error went out wink Not Patients, but Patients
  23. 0
    8 February 2016 08: 58
    Ukromrakobesy is still in power. But there is a feeling that very soon it will be resolved. Perhaps through military action.
  24. 0
    8 February 2016 09: 06
    The Ukraine, the current Kiev leadership, has merged into Ukraine. They squandered the national, allied property given to them by the administration! They have blasted the people. Bring everything back. Guilty slaughter mercilessly on the Maidan.
  25. +2
    8 February 2016 09: 13
    In the Russian madhouse, they heard this news and created a commission to rename the cities of Ukraine. There were many proposals, in particular, Kiev was proposed to be renamed to Old Putin, and Dnepropetrovsk to New Putin, the name Shoiginsk was firmly entrenched in Poltava (is it not symbolic), Lvov was given the name Lavrukhino. Then the orderly came and built everyone for injections, after which the progressive public began angrily discussing the issues of lack of salt in porridge.
  26. +1
    8 February 2016 09: 15
    Especially touching are the attempts of Yaytsenyuk on the intellectual leadership of Ukraine in Europe. One line joke !!!
    1. 0
      9 February 2016 08: 18
      the shortest joke you know:
      yes, dorga Solomon Moiseevich.
      and which?
      communism.
      That sho, this is not a joke, this is a dream, and the shortest is DAM - A Loader in Auchan.
  27. +13
    8 February 2016 09: 44
    In the 70s, 80s of the last century, he traveled a lot on Ukrainian soil (in the 90s it was not time to travel, it was necessary to survive, in the 2000s it was necessary to make up for what was lost in the 90s). The "average" Ukrainian at that time lived much better than the Russian in the RSFSR.
    And what was the scientific and production potential!
    It is worth recalling the Ukrainian Academy of Sciences, the Paton Institute — they had a world status. And the largest in Europe Zaporizhzhya Metallurgical Plant, and the Nikolaev shipyard, and enterprises for the production of computer equipment (if memory serves, then the first production serial computer in the USSR was made in Ukraine).
    Where did it all go? Is it really exchanged for an irrepressible desire to wear "lace panties"?
    This is a true tragedy of the country and its people.
    I’m trying to understand how this happened, and I’m scared, although in my life I have seen everyone.
    It is scary because such a serious illness requires a long and very painful course of treatment.
    1. +1
      8 February 2016 10: 03
      Ukraine without the RSFSR would be a complete nonsense, as it is now without Russia. And for us, it was, and will be, an eternal burden or (in the spirit of a brilliant article by Roman Skomorokhov) a close relative forever settled in a psychiatric clinic.
    2. +6
      8 February 2016 17: 39
      Communicated on the forum with a stubborn svidomit: - "For you, the Soviet government has built Dneproges, nuclear power plants, factories, factories, the houses in which you now live. And you hate it for that. -No, we built everything ourselves and despite the scoop." 23 years no "scoop", what have you built over the years? - "Soviet" mentality interferes, have not yet got rid of, monuments to Lenin are still standing, they interfere with living and building! " This is the logic of Svidomo-when in every farm a commissar sat and controlled everything by the party-they themselves stroili.A now they are silent idols interfere with their lives.
    3. +2
      8 February 2016 23: 12
      Ukraine was the most industrially developed republic during the Soviet era. It accounted for about 40% of mechanical engineering in the USSR. I myself studied in Kharkov and traveled around Ukraine, it was generally an industrial giant. Dnepropetrovsk Yuzhmash, KB Antonov, you get tired of listing everything. In Kharkov alone, there are five radio-electronic factories, one of them is "ECHO" Electro-Kharkov-Association, I started a labor there activity. The plant made electric razors those "Kharkiv", it was done by one 14th workshop, well, also civil navigation devices for aviation. A man in civilian clothes told us this when we signed a non-disclosure agreement. In fact, this plant had four checkpoints and ten thousand workers, and maybe more. It was guarded as no zone was guarded. A three-meter fence with a thorn and an alarm, a plowed strip three meters wide and behind it a fence with "High voltage" signs. I worked in workshop 20 and had a certification for three devices that I assembled. Then I learned that I was making devices for the SS-18 (Satan). The hardware part was already assembled in the 18th workshop, I had an admission to the so-called "Barrel" and sent all this stuffing with a triple duplication to Dnepropetrovsk at YuzhMash. Now it is no longer a secret and we can talk about it, but then I was pleased that I was related to the nuclear shield of the Motherland.
  28. 0
    8 February 2016 09: 49
    In fact, for a really sore head there is a cool remedy - GUILLATINE! The disease goes away instantly!
  29. +20
    8 February 2016 09: 53
    Yes, "news" from / to never ceases to amaze
    1. +6
      9 February 2016 00: 06
      Yes, "news" from / to never ceases to amaze
  30. +1
    8 February 2016 10: 07
    It's just that they are allowed everything, that's all.
    They are allowed anything, if only against Russia.
    So they are cast out.
  31. +1
    8 February 2016 10: 29
    The obstinacy of Ukrainians: We are doing everything right! We are the most! And if something is wrong, then this is Putin and Russia to blame! Together with their passion to kneel and kneel ...
  32. +6
    8 February 2016 11: 17
    I was told by acquaintances who have relatives in Ukraine that there is a general fooling of the population. My aunt is over 60, she lives in the center of Kiev and in all seriousness tells her brother from Chelyabinsk that Russia is at war with Ukraine. Her brother replied that if, as she says, Russia had brought in its troops, then in three days the Russian flag would have already been in the capital of the republic. But she talks her own. A man, her neighbor, invites the whole courtyard to watch TV at him (he has a "plate, and he catches all the channels) in order to watch what is going on for themselves. So she and many others say that this is all propaganda. How ...
  33. +3
    8 February 2016 11: 58
    Greed, greed, greed, meanness - typical and banal at-ts. The belief was formed during the service in the armed forces.
  34. +1
    8 February 2016 12: 06
    not everything in Ukraine is as bad as Russian media say about it

    And much worse - judging by similar initiatives.
  35. +2
    8 February 2016 12: 51
    rename the Dnieper to the Bastard, Dnipropetrovsk to the Bastard-on-Bastards
    1. 0
      10 February 2016 14: 08
      Dnepropetrovsk to Slavaukrainsk, Artyom to Heroyamslavsk ....
      Quote: nivasander
      rename the Dnieper to the Bastard, Dnipropetrovsk to the Bastard-on-Bastards
  36. +6
    8 February 2016 12: 56
    In the question "ON" or "B" Ukraine is inclined to trust the Ukrainian.
    "I will die, then praise Me on the grave of the wide steppe On the Vkrainian miliy "
    Someone T.G.Shevchenko.
    1. +2
      8 February 2016 22: 10
      Quote: tacet
      In the question "ON" or "B" Ukraine is inclined to trust the Ukrainian ... Some TG Shevchenko.

      So this ... strange Shevchenko personally wrote in his biography that he was a Little Russian! Only this is "forgotten". Interestingly, this compromising piece of paper has already been removed from the Shevchenko Museum?
  37. +5
    8 February 2016 12: 58
    Hohlyandization is a substantive project that refers to the continuation of the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1993, secondary school teachers from western Ukraine came to Sevastopol. Curricula and a three-volume history of Ukraine were ready. Who and when developed, implemented, trained and printed all this? Today in Independent 7th wave of appeal. People are taken out of minibuses and shops. A month of training in a tent in the middle of the field. There are 12 logs for a day, you want to bask, but you want to pick your teeth. Then the submachine gun was in hand and to the front line, and behind the back of the right-hand section as detachments. An eyewitness to the events, a former history teacher at school, shared his "impressions." A platoon of 33 people survived 14. And at the stations of Nikolaev and Odessa on the platform civilians are lost in the crowd of the military. And all these brothers, after the BD, on vodka and drugs, after demobilization, are trying to get a civilian job. No one is hired without a real medical examination, and alcoholics and drug addicts cannot get a legal certificate. So go back as a volunteer, or as a loader to the market. The administrative system is built in such a way as to reduce the level of the population's capacity to act in a short time. Unfortunately, these are the results of "effective management" and a well-planned and well-executed operation.
  38. +3
    8 February 2016 14: 31
    For free teachers
    They spent time with me.
    Suffered with me for nothing
    The most skilled “poppy”. Yes Yes Yes!
    “Keynes” teachers
    They listened very carefully.
    But whatever they asked us
    Did in general not so.
    I wanted to make a thunderstorm,
    And I got a goat.
    Little goat
    With a yellow stripe.
    I wanted to make an elephant -
    The pug is only visible there.
    Barks from under the gate, howls
    And the bone is gnawing (American).
  39. 0
    8 February 2016 14: 59
    Yes, it’s not so bad there. It’s just bad there, and this makes Svidomo good.
  40. 0
    8 February 2016 15: 07
    People in Simferopol, Sevastopol and Yalta fell asleep, and woke up in "...", shuddered, understood and were convinced that these were echoes of a past nightmare inspired.
  41. +2
    8 February 2016 16: 22


    Please pay attention to Wild Northern Lands. laughing What is not Ukrainian territory / quote]

    And Max Fry has empty lands. Also probably krajina. I specially write with a small letter.
  42. +2
    8 February 2016 16: 31
    We must be aware that the actions of the Ukrainian authorities are well calculated for real application, although at times they look clearly inadequate. This is especially true of propaganda - for a historically negligible period of time, generations of fanatical Russophobes have been brought up, and it has long been known that it is impossible to convince a fanatic. It's a shame for our counter-propaganda - clumsiness, some kind of constant syndrome of guilt, fear of decisive and obviously effective measures along with blatant informational "punctures" (remember the "crucified" boy!), The naive expectation of "insight" of the "brotherly people" in the spirit of the "inevitable world proletarian revolution ", etc. etc. It is clear that in the present period we have just begun to rise from our knees and it is very difficult for us to defend ourselves against a whole host of enemies. But still I want to see more pride, dignity and self-confidence, determination and strength in countering obvious and disguised (is it so?) Enemies. Our "all-forgiveness" is especially offensive even to frank external and internal enemies against the background of open plunder of their own state (national?) Property.
  43. -1
    8 February 2016 18: 06
    With all due respect to the author. In my middle youth I had an acquaintance with a girl as a clinical intern, and so Russian and then Soviet psychiatry is a carbon copy of a German one (well, like a Ural motorcycle and an old BMW of World War II), as well as with motorcycles , so with psychiatry, the Bavarian mechanical engineering has gone far ahead, with German psychiatry it happened even worse thanks to the activities of Hitler personally (according to information received from the same place, for the apologists of the Hitlerite approach in psychiatry, the number of patients in Germany returned to the "pre-reform" in 1957 and his henchmen , that is, if Harley Davidson came to BMW and forced to release models of the last season (well, all sorts of lobotomies, soft rooms, etc.), well, in the GDR they taught us how to live, that is, we returned their bones to the Germans with third soup .. this is what I mean ... and besides (as I understand it) in Germany at the end of the 19th and beginning of the 20th centuries there were no soft rooms, this is not "BEDLAM" for you, and yes "crazy" collectively rebel due to illness they cannot, drug addicts can temporarily Unite (for escape) but the true patients do not, otherwise all psychiatric clinics would resemble a "black dolphin" in regimen laughing And I agree about Crimea
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  46. +7
    8 February 2016 19: 23
    Fools have phantom pains))))))
    1. -2
      8 February 2016 21: 32
      Somewhere the proof was that this phrase was invented, there is no time now to search. =)
  47. +1
    8 February 2016 20: 28
    Quote: AlexW
    1. Classics of Ukrainian literature T. Shevchenko, N. Gogol wrote - "Sweet in Ukraine"
    2. In all literary, historical sources and documents it was ALWAYS - "ON"
    3. "B" introduced Yushchenko into Ukrainian language by his decree. By and large, this is the right of the President of Ukraine to change anything in the state language and grammar. They somehow know better "B" than there is Ukraine. But Russian is not the state (sovereign) language of Ukraine. Therefore, as they said and wrote in Russian "NA" and we will. And they all went ON ...

    And not only ON, but B ... laughing
    1. +1
      9 February 2016 19: 17
      Quote: Vlad5307
      Quote: AlexW
      1. Classics of Ukrainian literature T. Shevchenko, N. Gogol wrote - "Sweet in Ukraine"
      2. In all literary, historical sources and documents it was ALWAYS - "ON"
      3. "B" introduced Yushchenko into Ukrainian language by his decree. By and large, this is the right of the President of Ukraine to change anything in the state language and grammar. They somehow know better "B" than there is Ukraine. But Russian is not the state (sovereign) language of Ukraine. Therefore, as they said and wrote in Russian "NA" and we will. And they all went ON ...

      And not only ON, but B ... laughing

      In general, as I understand it, you need to look not at Russian or Ukrainian grammar, but at Polish, read the article, unfortunately the last time I spoke with a real Pole was in 2010, do not ask, but read the article: in Polish in Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia, but in Austria, in Finland, but in Sweden, in Belarus, in Polesie, but in Russia, in Ethiopia, but in Somalia. Comparing this with the explosive reaction of Western Ukrainian sites to "ON" immediately begins "on the rash", I assume that the article is not a fake, will native speakers of Polish respond?
      PS How all this is secondary, they hate the Poles, but take everything from them until the last Santa Claus negative
    2. 0
      10 February 2016 14: 10
      Quote: Vlad5307
      And not only ON, but also B ..

      In Ukraine, only the dead and miners. The rest of the people are in Ukraine ...
  48. +8
    8 February 2016 21: 07
    WAITING FOR THIS QUARTER OF THE CENTURY!
  49. 0
    8 February 2016 21: 10
    Quote: vovanpain
    Well, the horses wanted lace panties in Europe, so they got it. fellow

    It’s time to cut off these underpants for thongs.
  50. 0
    8 February 2016 22: 39
    Indeed, Ukraine today resembles a "shelter of wise men", or rather it is its "government" and the leaders of all kinds of nationalist movements there, as well as their members themselves. Everything is clear, now in Ukraine fools and complete are held in high esteem, and not a single normal sane person wants to get involved with this "power" and go to power structures. Because he understands that he still has to live in this country and hopes that all this will end. The Baltic of the "Varangians" and he could not resist working in this madhouse and resigned. One gets the impression that the government of Ukraine in Washington deliberately puts complete idiots in power in order to finally finish off the country with someone else's hands. However, these people know their business and understand that they need to work off their thirty pieces of silver, they do not live in Ukraine, and when the country is finally destroyed, they hope that they will leave it. In the meantime, the Sabbath in Ukraine continues.
  51. 0
    9 February 2016 09: 13
    Fools and mediocrities are indistinguishable up close, but different in the content of words, thoughts and actions... Who is to blame that Russia has so skillfully gotten rid of them over the 1000 years of its existence... The hand of Moscow, or the finger of Fate, is visible in everything... in three, all that remains is to surround what remains of UKRALINA with barbed wire and turn on the music louder for them so that the rest will jump...
  52. +1
    9 February 2016 10: 45
    But in reality, it turns out that a bunch of Ukrainian officials, receiving salaries from taxpayers’ money, are supposedly engaged in a reform that will not have any concrete benefit for the state.

    This is exactly the point, the “children of Lieutenant Schmidt” have seized power. They are loudmouths and incompetent mediocrities. They simply don’t know how to do anything and don’t understand anything. That’s why any of their attempts look so fun.
    Well, citizens of the “non-brothers”, go ahead! To a bright euro-future! By the way! Has everyone noticed that the cries of “Ukraine is Europe” are practically inaudible?
    Respect to Roman. hi Cool article.
  53. 0
    9 February 2016 11: 13
    The point is not only to get rid of communist names in accordance with the law, but to restore historical justice. This should also give impetus to tourism and economic development of the region

    We must support this initiative in every possible way. Especially in terms of historical justice. For example, it would be nice to restore the pre-revolutionary borders on the territory of modern Ukraine. There, I remember, there were mainly Russian volosts and counties. And they belonged to the Russian crown. Who is our legal successor? Ass?
  54. +1
    9 February 2016 12: 42
    I'm already tired of laughing from the madhouse "Ukraine". but they won’t stop, they break and break through the next bottom)
    to be honest, now I can hardly imagine how these schizos and I lived in the same country just 2 years ago, and for 23 years... it’s so far away and incomprehensible to the mind, it seems like it was some kind of delusional dream.
  55. +1
    9 February 2016 16: 13
    It is a sin to laugh at the sick stop
  56. 0
    9 February 2016 19: 44
    something like this...)
  57. kig
    0
    10 February 2016 06: 32
    This echidna is already really boring. The saliva is splashing out.
  58. 0
    10 February 2016 11: 37
    Quote: derik1970
    and they will continue to import palm oil because it is cheaper than developing their own production of the same natural products,

    The author is right in many ways. We need to be self-critical. And don’t forget the “log” in the eye. Our liberal fifth column is huge. And much is done in such a way that it seems to be a mockery of common sense. For example, reforms in education and science. We are being destroyed from within. We are being deprived of our future. Therefore, hating is far from appropriate for now. We must be proud of the country, we must respect it, but we must not forget that we have many problems. Criticism that is real must be responded to with dignity. Outright lies - give a sharp rebuff
  59. 0
    10 February 2016 22: 19
    Moreover, one where a mini-coup took place and the patients seized power. wink

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