I will start with the last for today Ukrainian "brain removal". You are aware of the latest events in our government. The Varyags, who were called “revolutionary troops” behind their eyes, began packing their bags. Already the second was going home. And behind him is a whole bunch of effective managers. So I will not paint what you already read and know.
Well, and how does a normal government act in such a situation? Tarak ... pah, the prime minister gathers the whole company somewhere in the sauna and speaks in a firm voice. Guys, they say, it's time to grease the paws with turpentine so that the masses do not smear them with something else. Well, the guys grabbed manatka, shove Hamans in their pockets and on a dark night, along unlit alleys, to the “Canadian” border. But this is normal and in a normal country. And we have Ukraine!
We are all the more interesting. Premier is smart. Yes, and "Gamachanets" he has a decent. All can not take out immediately. And there are so many “guys” in power that they have not built such a sauna yet. In short, the Prime Minister collected them traditionally. In the Rada. Gently so glasses shines. A sort of caricature copy of Beria. But smart. Understands that the arrows must be transferred to someone. More precisely, it is time to assign a switchman.
But the gang ... oh, Rada is also not a boy from the Maidan. Grated rolls. To answer the hunt? After all, they can be on Gilyak. So they look. One glasses glitters, and the rest of the fools are portrayed. Well, Arseny could not stand it. “You have the constitutional right to submit to the parliament a resolution of no confidence in the Cabinet of Ministers. Please exercise this right - put to the vote the question of no confidence in the government. If it (the decree) gains votes, we will proudly transfer the appropriate powers to the new Cabinet. Take this step - it will already be your responsibility. "
Yeah. Right now ... Found a fool for 4 soldo ... Pinocchio, Chernigov spill. And now everyone is sitting. They think who will be the first to agree to this very Gilyak. Ours periodically run there. The masses of deputies think that the guarantor will be a switchman. Oh well. The guarantor is cunning and will not be substituted.
And then, on the "carpet", they called through their ambassadors "volunteers." That was a laugh! A sort of two-headed semipuz. Well, in a sense, on one side of the table Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk depict heads. And on the other seven kids. Sorry, seven ambassadors. Belly portrayed. This is the first of January in the body. Yesterday our heads drank and ate, and today the belly is in response to a headache.
And the statements? Yes, only for the statements we need to save on the world map. To be not only scary, but funny.
“The President, the Prime Minister and the Head of Parliament assured the G7 ambassadors that they will make joint efforts to carry out reforms in the country.
"The President, the Prime Minister and the Speaker assured us that they will work together and united to carry out reforms in the country," said Shigeki Sumi, the Japanese ambassador to Ukraine, after meeting the diplomats with the country's leadership.
"According to the presidential administration, Petro Poroshenko during a meeting with ambassadors said that the government should be immediately restarted, but the reforming ministers should remain."
And we started a circus. And for some reason, more like a circus contest reprise. You then, in your wisdom, thought that the Ukrainian prime minister ran in tears into his office and wrote a letter of resignation? Yeah ... This is Ukraine!
Infrastructure Minister Andrei Pivovarsky, health care Alexander Kvitashvili, who had submitted resignations earlier, Yury Stets, and the head of the Ministry of Agriculture and Trade, Aleksey Pavlenko, reported on the withdrawal of their statements.
The ministers said they were ready to remain in the government and continue the reforms, provided there was no pressure on them from politicians.
Only Abromavicius refused to withdraw his resignation letter.
It turns out that Kvitashvili, for example, 7 was going to resign for months, and then withdrew the application.
Okay. Brain kneaded. Now more complex task I will give. People with health problems, please prepare medicines.
So, many Ukrainians are very interested in the position, or rather, the posture of the hryvnia. Something is not clear to us how she lives at all. It seems like it is not growing, and you can buy less and less for it. So inflation, her friend, is also not particularly growing.
Thanks to our government. There is someone to explain everything to us. Valeria Gontareva, the one that our main banker. We pretended to understand. And now you read. We'll see who is smarter.
"We have a flexible exchange rate, and I go out every month after the meeting of the monetary committee and tell what will happen ... When I say that we have a current account deficit ... this means that the course does not have the opportunity to strengthen and the risks increase. But I can say that the situation in the CIS countries is worse, because we are under an ambrella. "
"The country of 10 rested for days and now people came out after the holidays and what did they do? We bought the currency!" - explained the head of the regulator.
Gontareva explained that "the fundamental factors affecting the current account of the balance of payments are the devaluation of the currencies of the partner countries, the full trade embargo of Russia and the ban of the Russian Federation on transit to third countries for Ukraine."
Think, dear readers. And I will leave the answer to the end. To keep the intrigue. In the meantime, we will continue to describe what is called our inner life.
The leader of the radical party Lyashko threw us manure into porridge. He does not speak the language at all. What he hears in these, on the sidelines, and all endures. Meli Emelya, your week. But for some reason he often “grinds” about what happens next. Because I am not afraid to quote him.
"How can we increase the retirement age to 70 years, if according to statistics, we have people live on average 62 of the year? Then it is better to cancel the Pension Fund altogether, cancel pension payments that people pay from salaries, and then let everyone collect this money for themselves. But not as it is now, a person pays pension contributions, and then he does not live to retirement age, he is carried forward with his feet to the cemetery. As a result, he did not receive his pension, and he paid pension contributions all his life. "
As you understand, there is no money in the Ukrainian Pension Fund. And the pensioners are still there. But after 70 there are very few of them left. And it seems to me, in the near future, pensioners will be greatly diminished.
This week, "noted" and already forgotten Pan Yarosh. According to the government and the president, it is of course scary today for him to "cut with a sword of truth." But invented. Remember Sashko Bilogo? The one that shot himself with a control in the head. Suicidal phenomenon. It was then that everyone thought that the bandit got his. Gangsters are not like nature. This raven does not eat a raven. And brothers - no problem.
But Yarosh called the exact cause of this suicide (and do not laugh), this is the official version and no one has challenged it.
“It was the answer of some police or prosecutor’s circles to the fact that, among other things, he began to stir up the amber mafia (in the Rivne region), which washes hundreds of millions of dollars. I didn’t know anything about amber, and Sashko I began to delve into these matters and really break the schemes. "
But the main achievement of our government today is a steam locomotive. The one that will force Russia to bite its elbows from the loss of huge money for traveling through its territory. As our economists believed. All provided. And counted 12 days go on a new route for the locomotive. And with what pomp they sent. But the newsreel is not removed.
Only now the locomotive arrived at the final destination as the "Transsiberian express" of the beginning of the 20 century. After 17 days found, poor fellow. And nobody needs such a high-speed train today. But happiness, that we have normal experts. Understood and explained everything to us.
“It was a test flight,” the expert emphasized. “It is launched in order to identify possible problems of this or that logistics scheme, to discover its bottlenecks. And in this context, if all of them could be found on the first trip, the first train performed its task. Thus, we saw that launching the route along the new Silk Road requires effective interaction between the railway administrations of the countries that are participating in the project. "
We understood again. But our minister did not read, probably, the conclusions of these experts. Well, I just wrote.
"... the main problems on the way of movement of the new composition appeared in the Black Sea and on the territory of Kazakhstan: the delay of the ferry due to the storm and the idle station at Zhanaarka due to the inconsistency of actions to pay the Kazakh side."
Well, the storms in the Black Sea at this time are well known. No, everyone who lives nearby knows about the storm season. But Kiev is far away. We only have a storm warning happens. But the waves of the sea somehow did not see. But with the Kazakhs ... Any down-to-earth cockroach will explain to you. Guys, you have to pay for the locomotive. Otherwise, put your cars in the sump, and you will look for them in the afternoon with fire.
But zradnikov found, and right. You can shout "Sailor on Gilyak!" With Kazakhs, only here is dangerous. Offended yet. Who are them, Asians, knows.
Here I am writing to you, I am writing about international recognition of us, but you are not jealous. But today you will surely envy. You never think of such a thing! First time in stories in honor of us, the great ones, they will release a coin in the shape of an egg. To avoid false rumors, chicken eggs. More precisely, the chicken in profile. And our Canadian friends will release it.
"A one-ounce pure silver colored coin (28,35 grams) will be in the form of a traditional Ukrainian painted egg. A Canadian courtyard plans to issue four thousand such copies.
Issue coins scheduled for February 20. Her design was developed by Canadian artist Anna Morafityanin. Each element of the Easter egg is filled with rich symbolic content, in particular, individual colors: yellow means youth and purity, red - joy and passion of life, green - the color of spring brings hope and rebirth, black - symbolizes the dark time before dawn and the idea of eternity. "
Now a little history. Not the one that our historians are constantly digging somewhere out there. A very recent. She, of course, our bosses would gladly forget. But veterans ... Those who got out of the pot, do not give. I'm talking about Debalcevo.
So, another truth that I don’t even know for whom. The truth is now from the chief of staff of the sector "C", Major-General Syrsky.
"As of February, 2015 in sector" C "was roughly the 4600 of the Ukrainian military; they were opposed by the 19 of thousands of Russian-terrorist forces."
"I do not think that the decision to withdraw was made too late. The task was completely fulfilled by these units. The enemy suffered significant losses."
Ukrainian military left Debaltsevo 18 February 2015 of the year. According to the General Staff, 13 military were killed when they left, 90 were captured, 82 went missing. In turn, the DPR said that 3-3,5 thousands of soldiers were killed in Debaltseve.
The difference, as you know, from the category of "well, I'm sorry."
Now I will touch on the topic that caused the most lively disputes after the last notes. As you understand, this is the relationship between a goat and a tiger. It is not for nothing that I compared these relations with the relations of our countries. And the development, it seems to me, will be exactly the same. The tiger will remain a tiger, and the goat the goat. Life does not change. Genetics is also in the taiga genetics.
The goat had fallen out. Removed. Now he will live in his goat little world. And look at the world of the tiger because of the grid.
"Timur feels well. After leaving the hospital, he will be placed in a large park located on the back of Amur Park. Amur and Timur will be able to communicate through the fence," said the director of the safari park Mezentsev.
They say his wife is picked up. There will be a full head of the family. But who is interested in a simple goat in a safari park? Goat is interesting, while living next to a tiger. And next to the other goats ... So here we are. So far with Russia ...
In addition to Kiev, we have other cities preserved. And there is life there too. Therefore, I will tell in brief about that life. I'll start from the west. From Lvov.
The "pravoseki" expelled from Kiev feel at home there. And there their actions are held. The last one is a march in support of political prisoners. About 500 people took part in it. Representatives of the OUN, UNA-UNSO, Right Sector CMS, C-14, Tornado, Sokol, and Karpatskaya Sich battalions.
All that was enough courage is to throw paint at the Roshen shop and hang Poroshenko's stuffed animal on Gilyaku. These are our bold right-wing patriots.
And in Dnepropetrovsk we have an accident. Also from the category of Ukrainian. BTR collided with a tram! No, of course, we can say, so if a plane with a submarine ... If we had them, then yes. I'm about submarines and airplanes. And so, excuse me. What we have, that and face.
Something I did not write to you, to spoil the mood. But I have a stash news and for this occasion. And it concerns you.
On a single portal for publication of draft regulations, a notice appeared about the beginning of the development of the order of the Federal Service for the Regulation of the Alcohol Market (Rosalkogolregulirovanie) on the change in the minimum price for vodka.
The text of the document is not yet available, but Interfax, citing a source in the market, reports that the agency will offer to increase the minimum retail price of a half-liter bottle of vodka from 185 to 190 rub.
The certificate to the document states that the order should enter into force in May 2016.
Earlier it was reported that the Ministry of Economic Development supported the proposal of Rosalkogolregulirovanie to increase the minimum price for a bottle of vodka with a volume of 0,5 liters to 190 rubles.
In February, 2015, the minimum retail price of vodka was reduced from 220 rubles. to 185 rub., due to the need to cut off cheap illegal alcohol.
Earlier today it became known that Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Khloponin declared the government’s readiness to consider the issue of reducing excise taxes on alcohol, again to reduce the share of counterfeit.
So, dear Russians, until after the New Year holidays you have noticed a significant reduction in the price of vodka, you can already ignore the increase in prices. But the only thing I don’t understand is that the price of vodka really worries the Russians? Or my friends some other? Anyway. Cockroaches do not need vodka.
And at the end, as promised, an explanation from the head of our NBU about the fall of the hryvnia. Cockroaches promise fulfill. Gontareva said everything clearly after the completely clear first explanation. So just a quote.
"The decline in the hryvnia exchange rate in the past few days has been caused by fundamental factors - the deterioration of the country's balance of payments due to the unfavorable situation on the world markets for raw materials."
"Seasonal factors are left behind. But the fundamental factors are outside the zone of influence of the NBU. The National Bank does not counteract the influence of fundamental factors."
"A deeper fall in commodity prices will have a negative impact on the balance of payments, which, in turn, may lead to a deeper hryvnia devaluation."
Woodpeckers are said to die from concussion. It is understandable. Knocking with a beak all life on a tree not everyone can. But here are the people? Why do they “beat their heads” against the walls? Why not see what we see? What they see all around. That's why I called these notes "The Woodpecker on Concrete." Only a man can be like that.
But to you, my dear readers, this does not apply. Not all birds are woodpeckers. And not all people are "woodpeckers on concrete." So see you again. Good luck in your endeavors. And do not get "on concrete."
Think, think, think!