The Pentagon's program to increase the morale of the American army provides for freezing samples of germ cells of contract servicemen

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Pentagon chief Ashton Carter announced that the main US military is launching a pilot program aimed at boosting morale in the American army. Probably, many readers thought that raising the morale of the army Carter offered by demonstrating American patriotic ribbons, familiarizing young soldiers with information about successful operations, but not ... According to Ashton Carter, what reports the edition of The New York Times, the morale will increase significantly if a soldier selects a reproductive biomaterial with subsequent freezing when the contract is signed.

The Pentagon's program to increase the morale of the American army provides for freezing samples of germ cells of contract servicemen


From the message revealing the essence of the Pentagon program:

Men contracting with the US defense department will have the opportunity to freeze sperm samples. Women - ova. Storage of reproductive biomaterial will be carried out at the expense of the US Department of Defense.


According to Carter, this program allows you to solve several problems at once. Firstly, the US military will not be afraid that they may lose their reproductive function as a result of a military operation. Secondly, for female soldiers, there is an opportunity to quietly build their military career, without thinking about "pregnancy while serving." Something from the series: "Serve the soldiers, now you always have time to give birth!"

Today is not April 1, and therefore, if one of the readers decided that this was an April Fool's joke, then he was mistaken. The Pentagon is not joking with questions of increasing morale in the American army! ..
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  1. -8
    5 February 2016 16: 59
    Interesting. But I feel srach.
    1. +16
      5 February 2016 17: 05
      Quote: razgildyay
      Interesting. But I feel srach.

      Itself! You have it there in the order of things ..)))) And we just laugh! laughing laughing
      Thank God that I live in Russia!

      1. +15
        5 February 2016 17: 10
        reproductive biomaterial will be selected, followed by freezing

        With the subsequent freezing of the reproductive organ! laughing
        1. +78
          5 February 2016 17: 32
          Well, why not joke? wink

          From the Pentagon Announcement:
          “Do you want to serve in the Army?”
          Hand over eggs for storage!
          Without them you can live!
          And if you pass a member
          For freezing for the entire term
          Serve calmly homeland
          America is with you, son!
          drinks lol
          1. +4
            5 February 2016 17: 38
            Quote: major071
            Well, why not joke? wink

            From the Pentagon Announcement:
            “Do you want to serve in the Army?”
            Hand over eggs for storage!
            Without them you can live!
            And if you pass a member
            For freezing for the entire term
            Serve calmly homeland
            America is with you, son!
            drinks lol

            Hi major! Well, you, as always ... Stake with your poems! Well done..! hi
            1. 0
              6 February 2016 01: 17
              ... involves freezing samples of germ cells of contracted military personnel
              Ashton Carter Pentagon Goal Must Freeze!
              Then justify and burn!
              (in such a last.!)
          2. +4
            5 February 2016 17: 40
            Organ donation is not necessary.
            A person will come to a recruiting station, a sergeant sergeant will pull him for a pipirka, he will catch biomaterial in a container and put it in the refrigerator between beer and bigmack.
            1. +3
              5 February 2016 17: 51
              That's right, it’s easier to immediately cut the eggs, then the soldier will definitely not think about the women and the inheritance.
              It is more difficult with women, although it is possible, as with cats, to sterilize in FIG.
              1. +1
                6 February 2016 05: 25
                Quote: Alexander Romanov
                It is more difficult with women, although it is possible, as with cats, to sterilize in FIG.

                Another suggestion: to pull the uterus with a fertilized egg and in the refrigerator. I feel that they will call me from the Pentagon about the patent for the idea. smile
          3. +10
            5 February 2016 21: 06
            Quote: major071
            From the Pentagon Announcement:
            “Do you want to serve in the Army?”
            Hand over eggs for storage!


            A fun continuation of the topic of the article. good
            Let me continue based on the work of Lope de Vega "Dog in the Manger", there is a very pitiful scene of the farewell of Teodoro (in our version, the "newly minted" Pentagon fighter) with Diana - Countess de Belflor (anything here can be, yes even the Statue of Liberty) in front of departure to distant lands:

            My sadness squeezed my chest ...
            And the blood hardly beats in the veins ..
            I'm leaving on a long journey
            Not all ... the economy remains ...
            Farewell ... Let it be hard
            Without Faberge, I will be in a foreign land ...
            But still, everything led to that ...
            From now on I have nothing to lose ...
            Forgive me my sadness
            My ridiculous moans ...
            Now I'm a shot idle ...
            Do not refuse compassion ...
            Hand touching lightly, - (it was funny here)
            Bless me on the road ...
            Is funny But the wound is deep ...
            But now what? Sorry...
            Well, time to go, let go of sadness ...
            Forward, the soul is striving for freedom ...
            I'm leaving on a long journey ...
            The household ... The house remains ...
        2. +5
          5 February 2016 17: 50
          without eggs but with inheritance?
          know how to make fun of the Pentagon laughing .... First of all, it is urgent to unfreeze the brains of the head of the Pentagon ... Only a frozen thug can come up with this for raising morale .... there are already psaki resting ... laughing
        3. PKK
          +2
          5 February 2016 18: 20
          Not fools in the Pentagon. So much biomaterial is removed for free, not the worst. Now you can make an army of clones, a fighter will not mind such assistants. And you can sell to a rich left beauty, at the same time, and earn money.
        4. 0
          6 February 2016 01: 59
          Quote: alex-s
          reproductive biomaterial will be selected, followed by freezing

          With the subsequent freezing of the reproductive organ! laughing
          Why, why so hard ... WITH SHOT! laughing
      2. -9
        5 February 2016 17: 13
        MIKHAN, hot check that you post. And then I understand, a sense of self-importance, patriotism, but not as much.
        1. +11
          5 February 2016 17: 45
          Quote: razgildyay
          MIKHAN, hot check that you post. And then I understand, a sense of self-importance, patriotism, but not as much.

          Come on, it happens! Well, here I am such a patriot from the Urals! Well, I can’t do anything with myself (with my soul) ... and they banned me completely 2 times .. Once we live! What I think, I write ... These are the things, edrishkin cat! drinks
      3. +4
        5 February 2016 18: 39
        involves freezing samples of germ cells of contracted military personnel


        Right in the eggs ... belay
      4. +1
        6 February 2016 00: 55
        Are you really going to fight with Russia!? The Pentagon knows for sure that if Bosko isn’t torn, then the eggs are for sure!
    2. +18
      5 February 2016 17: 05
      Interestingly, but with pi., Oh, gays (and there are many of them in the US Army), they will take a smear from the anus?
      1. -29
        5 February 2016 17: 11
        will take a smear from the anus?

        Imagine, in Russia, conscripts not only take a smear from the anus, but also a smear for syphilis. Oh, what are the conscripts in Russia?
        1. +2
          5 February 2016 17: 37
          The West has recently been annealing more and more. Now, driving instructors can take in kind for their services.
          To whom I can throw a link to the original, I can’t insert the link because there are words in the address that the site system does not allow to publish.
          1. PKK
            +1
            5 February 2016 18: 24
            And they don’t write about the responsibility for rape, because you can pay extra if an instructor flies on a Russian woman.
        2. +4
          5 February 2016 17: 50
          Quote: razgildyay
          Imagine, in Russia, conscripts not only take a smear from the anus, but also a smear for syphilis.

          They just look into the anus to see if there is a respite. But a smear can only show a "French runny nose" and other "minor" troubles, and a blood test for syphilis.
        3. +1
          5 February 2016 17: 55
          Quote: razgildyay
          Imagine, in Russia, conscripts not only take a smear from the anus, but also a smear for syphilis. Oh, what are the conscripts in Russia?

          Nobody takes anything from the Russian conscripts. I really only went through two medical examinations for fees, not for conscription. For syphilis, as well as for HIV, Hepatitis, blood is donated from a vein. As well as parasites. Now, a blood test can be used to determine whether there are parasites or not.
          1. -8
            5 February 2016 18: 13
            Syphilis as well as HIV, Hepatitis, give blood from a vein.

            Alas, not always. If a more or less large settlement - of course, blood. The question is where to send to have a blood test. Sometimes smearing is easier.
        4. +4
          5 February 2016 17: 59
          Quote: razgildyay
          Interesting. But I will feel srach

          Quote: razgildyay
          Oh, what are the conscripts in Russia?

          They only feel a member in the anus. The rest is felt. Apparently, you "smell" Sorry hi
          I read the news and thought .. I remembered my division commander. And his saying: "Your father's civic duty was to finish on a sheet." For what? Yes, so, inspired .. bully
          1. -10
            5 February 2016 18: 10
            They only feel a member in the anus. The rest is felt. Apparently, you "smell" Sorry

            The saying "the cat smells whose meat has eaten", how would you comment, our great philologist?
            1. -2
              6 February 2016 02: 03
              Sorry for interfering in your conversation ..., winked just wanted to know you imbitsil ?! excuse me feel but I just don’t know what and would like to clarify Yes Are you imbicil or is it from another category? winked
          2. -1
            6 February 2016 02: 00
            Quote: Ami du peuple
            Apparently, you "smell" Sorry

            I think so what not worth it No. apologize bully
        5. +3
          5 February 2016 18: 37
          Quote: razgildyay
          Imagine, in Russia, conscripts not only take a smear from the anus, but also smear for syphilis


          Sorry, but that's not true. No smears are taken from recruits (at least if there is no suspicion and there is no medical need to take such a smear from an individual young man). If they took from you, then this is definitely not a reason to speak "for everyone."
          1. -5
            5 February 2016 19: 17
            Do you know how many sown are brought along the lines of military registration and enlistment offices from the Moscow region, from Balashikha and Staraya Kupavna, the same to the State Clinical Forces labs in NEAD? And how many settles in local hospitals and clinics?
            1. +3
              5 February 2016 20: 27
              Sowing what and for what? If you think not in terms of an agronomist, but as a medical professional, explain, I will answer with pleasure about the crops of draftees.
        6. +5
          5 February 2016 20: 23
          No smear is taken from the anus. A smear is taken from the pharynx (for diphtheria) and from .. well, women (there are specific features). For syphilis, blood is taken. The Wasserman reaction (not today's) is called, and the analysis is called: RV. A fat minus for ignorance of the theory and, as a consequence, a wrong interpretation! "
      2. +3
        5 February 2016 17: 37
        Quote: Tim Coconuts
        will take a swab from the anus?

        And freeze glands!
        1. +2
          5 February 2016 17: 47
          Men contracting with the US defense department will have the opportunity to freeze sperm samples. Women - ova. Storage of reproductive biomaterial will be carried out at the expense of the US Department of Defense.

          The Clone Wars .... the beginning ... fellow

          Although I think ... everything is much more harmless ... if they kill or cripple ... it will be possible to conceive a child, albeit from a test tube.

          But there may be another subtext ... the soldiers will be sorted according to the "quality" of the material, some to the rear, some to cannon fodder ... so to speak, to select the most genetically correct and most patriotic citizens.

          By the way, at one time Americans were very respectful of eugenics, Hitler's friend, Henry Ford, was a supporter of the purity of the nation.
        2. +2
          5 February 2016 17: 52
          Quote: Tol100v

          And freeze glands!

          Better brain, of course.
    3. +7
      5 February 2016 17: 41
      Quote: razgildyay
      Interesting. But I feel srach.

      Excuse me, but what will the srach be? Will your beloved USA be scolded and will not scold Russia?
      1. -9
        5 February 2016 17: 43
        and what will be the srach?

        Yes, in Russian-language forums there is always a strange attitude towards artificial reproduction. More or less advanced "For", but the "majority" are against.
        Z.Y. And for some reason it does not happen.
        1. +11
          5 February 2016 17: 50
          Quote: razgildyay
          Yes, in Russian-language forums there is always a strange attitude

          So why do you come here? Here in euros or amers
          Quote: razgildyay
          More or less advanced "For"
          Well, here we are not advanced, we prefer traditional reproduction without any pederasty and lesbianism. feel
          1. -3
            5 February 2016 18: 07
            without any pederasty and lesbianism.

            Wow! IVF - now a perversion? I didn’t know, I didn’t.
            And the idea of ​​collecting genetic material for subsequent reproduction, no matter whether the soldiers, champions from the world of sports or geniuses from science, is still a healthy idea.
            1. +4
              5 February 2016 20: 44
              "And the idea of ​​collecting genetic material for subsequent reproduction, no matter whether a soldier, champions from the world of sports or geniuses from science, is still a great idea." - adik hitler. Did I understand you correctly? That is, you propose to multiply only the "right" people? I can disappoint you. Homo sapiens (well, the one that is homo sapiens) has no hereditary traits, the main thing is upbringing and education. Through EDUCATION and teaching children, you can get a large number of gifted citizens. The USSR clearly demonstrated this, and, unfortunately, we are now.
          2. +4
            5 February 2016 18: 10
            Quote: vovanpain
            Well, here we are not advanced, we prefer traditional reproduction without any pederasty and lesbianism. feel

            And we paint nails only with a hammer!
    4. +2
      5 February 2016 17: 42
      Quote: razgildyay
      Interesting. But I feel srach.

      Now, soldiers during the battle do not need to cover the docks and their hands will be released to carry out the combat mission. laughing
      1. +1
        5 February 2016 17: 45
        Secondly, for female soldiers there is an opportunity to calmly build their military career, without thinking about “pregnancy during the course of service”. Something from the series: “Serve the soldiers, now you always have time to give birth!”

        You see, they will go even further and will pay for the services of surrogate mothers, sort of like serving your country calmly, and a civil person will bear and give birth to a child.
        1. +7
          5 February 2016 18: 04
          Quote: Lt. air force reserve
          You see, they will go even further and will pay for the services of surrogate mothers, sort of like serving your country calmly, and a civil person will bear and give birth to a child.

          Well, let them try ... In Russia, it will not work! And the rest of them in the west will dry up under this look! good

          I would give up ... oh!
          1. PKK
            -6
            5 February 2016 18: 25
            For this look, she was given the stars at the maximum, how many will fit on epaulettes.
          2. +5
            5 February 2016 18: 27
            I would give up ... oh!
            1. +3
              5 February 2016 19: 21
              Quote: sgazeev
              I would give up ... oh!

              I always see this look "in the sight" ... The devil is beautiful and smart!
          3. 0
            5 February 2016 21: 26
            And more than once)))))))))))
          4. 0
            6 February 2016 02: 10
            Quote: MIKHAN
            Quote: Lt. air force reserve
            You see, they will go even further and will pay for the services of surrogate mothers, sort of like serving your country calmly, and a civil person will bear and give birth to a child.

            Well, let them try ... In Russia, it will not work! And the rest of them in the west will dry up under this look! good

            I would give up ... oh!
            I dreamed ... you are not the only one who captives in such a captivity ,,,, lol
        2. -2
          5 February 2016 18: 19
          You see, they will go even further and will pay for the services of surrogate mothers, sort of like serving your country calmly, and a civil person will bear and give birth to a child.

          And what is bad? Employees are directly engaged in their duties, and their head does not hurt, they say the children are not fed and not drunk. Yes, and pregnant women need care, which even in a zhyyyr Amer army is difficult to provide.
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  2. +14
    5 February 2016 17: 01
    they will not be afraid that as a result of a particular power operation they may lose their reproductive function

    If the goal was precisely voiced, it would be better if they castrated their soldiers and subjected a member to cryogenic freezing. And they would issue it from the warehouse according to a reasoned report.

    In general, it resembles a joke.
    Dialogue of the zoodefender and ordinary citizen:
    Citizen:
    - Homeless dogs are overly divorced, but dangerous!
    Zoodefender:
    - Well, we have developed a program to sterilize them, they will all soon be fruitless ...
    Citizen:
    - I'm afraid to upset you, but I'm more afraid of their TEETH ...
  3. +3
    5 February 2016 17: 01
    It looks like they froze their brains.
    1. 0
      5 February 2016 17: 30
      Carter was late with the innovation. The Verkhovna Rada has been practicing this for a long time. There the bells tore off the rabbit and he is not worried. laughing
    2. +2
      5 February 2016 18: 32
      Quote: Lesovik
      It looks like they froze their brains.
  4. +3
    5 February 2016 17: 01
    wassat Brilliant ... !!! wassat
    The eggs are torn along with a member, and the children will be !!! fool
    Imagine how happy the American soldiers will be when taking biomaterial,
    and in what mood they will go to serve, and, moreover, in battle.
    Also, the American soldier did not participate in the hostilities, and he was already written off as disabled. After this, he will simply become impotent!
    Enchanting idiot, this Ashton Carter !!! fool fool fool
  5. +7
    5 February 2016 17: 02
    freezing samples of germ cells of contracted military personnel

    ... along with a scammer? !!!! what feel
    if any of the readers considered this an April Fool’s joke, he was mistaken.

    What jokes can be when eggs are frostbitten!
    1. +2
      5 February 2016 17: 06
      Quote: Semen
      freezing samples of germ cells of contracted military personnel

      ... along with a scammer? !!!! what feel

      Together with the serviceman himself!
    2. 0
      7 February 2016 17: 30
      At the expense of brains, it was said above.
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  7. +2
    5 February 2016 17: 08
    The Pentagon’s program to enhance the morale of the US Army provides ...


    Everything is much easier. Hammer a wooden "chopik" (or two, depending on gender) to each gallant American warrior so that the fighting spirit cannot leave the flabby, cowardly body ... laughing
  8. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 09
    Yeah. Well done! belay
  9. +2
    5 February 2016 17: 11
    And what will they do with ... unconventional warriors? what
    1. +2
      5 February 2016 17: 35
      They will leave and listen. feel
    2. 0
      7 February 2016 17: 31
      They will be happy with surrogate children, have long wanted.
  10. HAM
    +1
    5 February 2016 17: 35
    The original "uplifting" - hand over the "blanks", because you are finished anyway .... crying
  11. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 35
    On the other hand, the selection and freezing of biomaterial in the future can help Americans do this:
    1. PKK
      0
      5 February 2016 18: 27
      Apparently, cloning has begun, since they began to take biomaterial.
    2. +1
      5 February 2016 20: 49
      Americans who take genes?
      At incompetent generals?
      Do not quite sane sergeants?
      Do ordinary-bespectacled people who cannot be built on the parade ground without special marks?
      Do maniacs carving whole villages?
      Do loonies shooting their co-workers?
  12. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 39
    Reproductive biomaterials will be stored at the expense of the US Department of Defense.

    A warehouse with these very frozen accessories will be a military facility? And if enemies (for example, some ISIS) destroy this valuable property, or, God forbid, seize and use it for their own purposes? How many cyborgs (from the blanks of an "exclusive" nation) can you make? To her harm. It is not clear where there is zrada, and where there is a peremoga. Just like kaklov - all good undertakings can end with just this.
  13. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 39
    This Carter is just a "super brain". Yes, with such guarantees of offspring, now even at the embrasure! Those Marines who were detained by the Iranians would definitely not whimper if their sperm and eggs were frozen by the Pentagon.
    1. 0
      5 February 2016 21: 45
      It seems that someone did not understand the irony. Well, it happens. winked
  14. 0
    5 February 2016 17: 39
    Satanism. Let your brain freeze. Ghouls.
  15. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 40
    I suggest that the NATO soldiers, when concluding a military service contract, do not freeze sperm, but immediately cut off eggs and freeze them in case of loss of sexual function or life !!! After the death of NATO, the indicated material can feed the dogs!
  16. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 40
    Load "200" doesn't care.
    Bury as ...
    Ile burned in a furnace ...
    Rejoice, while alive.
  17. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 42
    Not an army, but clowns in pagons, only from their "humor" often innocent people die ...
  18. +2
    5 February 2016 17: 43
    Actually not such a stupid proposal. The grandmother built a grandson for herself when her son died. From such material. Found a surrogate mother, and has a dear blood in old age. There is something to live for ... This is mainly about the preservation of the genetic "self". Probably, it will be easier for them to die if they know that maybe their descendants can appear.
  19. +2
    5 February 2016 17: 44
    So stop it! stop I, of course, not the standard, in relation to sperm! But, so that the two sons of 1981 and 1986. birth, but one day they appeared! I, not a Jew, to save on the "birthday", but the accuracy of the hit pleases ... good
    1. +1
      6 February 2016 02: 18
      Quote: ALABAY45
      So stop it! stop I, of course, not the standard, in relation to sperm! But, so that the two sons of 1981 and 1986. birth, but one day they appeared! I, not a Jew, to save on the "birthday", but the accuracy of the hit pleases ... good
      Master!!! hi laughing
  20. +4
    5 February 2016 17: 44
    khe khe feel
    Lieutenant, do you like children?
    No, but the process itself ...
  21. +1
    5 February 2016 17: 56
    I believe that freezing samples of the sex cells of contracted servicemen is not effective enough to increase the fighting spirit of the American army. I suggest freezing eggs.
    Checks are accepted.
  22. +5
    5 February 2016 17: 56
    Damn, I read the headline, I thought: I'll betray you in an instant! fellow I got to the comments, here and with joy, it turned out - we think so much as in a single rush. We cannot be defeated! laughing America will remain without inheritance feel drinks
  23. 0
    5 February 2016 17: 58
    It seemed to me:
    The Pentagon’s program to enhance the morale of the US Army provides for the freezing of the sex cells of contracted soldiers in their testicles ...
  24. +6
    5 February 2016 17: 59
    Hmm, the spirit will be at an unprecedented height, I just imagine so vividly:
    -Johnson!
    sergeant !?
    -trigger in a test tube, son, you will remember this moment for life, for-s-ra-nets! For the whole, because this is the last time you get satisfaction.
    Why sir?
    -Because, most likely, all the evil Russian mothers will shoot you! You don't need these little bells, son! Your wife will live with Ashton Carter, and now you will only love America!

    gyyyy And d and about t yyyyy, I cried :)
  25. 0
    5 February 2016 17: 59
    Freeze their anus: they won’t be able to go to the toilet, the evil ones will be like dogs. As a result of which their army will have such a fighting spirit ... And if you scare us very much, we will immediately win am
  26. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 06
    Frozen biomaterial will go to feed the recruits, all the same there are only roosters serving. :)
  27. 0
    5 February 2016 18: 07
    So that the American military did not worry about what they would lose: .... it is necessary to freeze the whole head, legs of the hand and other belongings and heroically not worrying about the consequences of dying for the freak of Uncle Syom.
  28. +2
    5 February 2016 18: 08
    “Keep your legs warm, your stomach in hunger, and your head in the cold,” Alexander Suvorov told his soldiers.
    Probably Suvorov’s covenant was not so translated. In English, everything starts from the end. wassat
  29. +2
    5 February 2016 18: 11
    But what about the re-growth community? Will it remain with a steel butt and a weak spirit?
  30. +5
    5 February 2016 18: 12
    The soldier serves, and the children are born at home, to what the technique has reached :-)
  31. 0
    5 February 2016 18: 13
    Quote: MIKHAN
    I would give up ... oh!

    Yes, of course, I gave up first! wink
  32. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 14
    To stupid people! They are in their dementia. These cells will run into the wrong hole. A man cannot give birth to a pederast with a beard. laughing
  33. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 15
    Quote: alex-s
    reproductive biomaterial will be selected, followed by freezing

    With the subsequent freezing of the reproductive organ! laughing

    and can immediately cut off and not torment these
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  35. cap
    +2
    5 February 2016 18: 16
    "Today is not April 1, but because if any of the readers thought that this was an April Fool's joke, then he was mistaken. The Pentagon does not joke with the issues of increasing the morale in the American army! .."

    They made it clear to the hare that the gun was loaded. How much this will make of a lion’s hare is a big question.
  36. +3
    5 February 2016 18: 19
    And I think, what did it stink of me so? So that is it, the American spirit. Well, stink!
    Quote: Mavrikiy
    I suggest freezing eggs.
    No need, no need to flatter them. They have testicles ... Yes, the circus, the cinema and the Americans.
  37. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 19
    NATO squeezes tubes! boaaaaaaa ... wassat
  38. bad
    +1
    5 February 2016 18: 20
    Quote: Uncle VasyaSayapin
    Organ donation is not necessary.
    A person will come to a recruiting station, a sergeant sergeant will pull him for a pipirka, he will catch biomaterial in a container and put it in the refrigerator between beer and bigmack.
    ..heh..better if the muggy sergeant simply pulled out the pipirki and froze .. you will serve well-sew .. laughing ..may be.. laughing
  39. +4
    5 February 2016 18: 20
    Yes, everyone is doing the right thing. A soldier in the war, the offspring of the house is kept. The soldier was gone, the offspring remained.
    1. 0
      5 February 2016 20: 27
      Well, well ... at least someone is not funny. hi
    2. 0
      5 February 2016 20: 27
      Well, well ... at least someone is not funny. hi
  40. +3
    5 February 2016 18: 29
    Damn even no words for comment. Morons ....
  41. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 34
    "to raise the morale of the army, Carter suggests by displaying American patriotic ribbons"

    Let Top Gan let the whole army look, there Tom Cruise defeated all the enemies of America alone. In general, why do the Americans need an army if they have such a Tom Cruise? He alone will protect against evil Russians, if that. And it will be difficult, Superman will call with Iron Man :) America itself is a comic nation, with megalomania about its great mission and obsessions about insidious and evil Russians who sneak up with a dagger in their teeth. And no psychologists will save from this, although there are so many of them in America.
  42. wow
    +1
    5 February 2016 18: 34
    It is better for these idiots to immediately freeze their wretched brains.
  43. +4
    5 February 2016 18: 39
    They figured out how to save Private Rain!
  44. +1
    5 February 2016 18: 54
    And why bother? Put their dead carcasses in permafrost and let them lie with the mammoths. After a couple of thousand years, someone will unfreeze them. laughing
  45. 3vs
    +3
    5 February 2016 19: 08
    Yes, they need to fit the refugees.
    All that moves and there will be no questions!
  46. +1
    5 February 2016 19: 19
    to turn on and off all the information, both political and military, on all media and radio channels, here the west will cut you off from such a misunderstanding all the pants will make you wry away from the thought that Russia was planning
  47. +3
    5 February 2016 19: 23
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/477/ivyl895.jpg
  48. +1
    5 February 2016 19: 51
    Hands will be allowed to be the most fearless .. winked
  49. +1
    5 February 2016 19: 55
    Great words of Lavrov !!! D.E.
    B.I.L.
    .. b)))
  50. +1
    5 February 2016 20: 19
    By the way, in vain you laugh and scoff. Amerovskaya military medical system-a role model. I’m telling you as a doctor. For them, for example, before the hostilities, the entire contingent draws its own blood for itself. This whole thing is frozen and stored. And when injured, the fighter is not transfused with someone else's blood, but his own, which is an order of magnitude more effective. As for sperm, there are some pluses. Look - they can shoot eggs, they can get radiation, well, they can kill. In all cases, sperm can be thawed and the wife driven. Isn't it fun? My husband was killed, and there are children from him.
    1. 0
      5 February 2016 22: 39
      I agree. It’s quite a normal, albeit not cheap, practice.
      When it comes to this, there will be no laughter, but there will be some tearful stories about how, thanks to the care of the Ministry of Defense, the paratrooper Vasily was able to get a family after a serious injury. "Glory to domestic medicine!"
      But the article was not written for that.
    2. 0
      6 February 2016 09: 41
      Yes, yes, the children will be and their father died without wearing a helmet, which means hell to him and not insurance, and the children will receive a pension for the loss of the carmel’s horseradish. and that donate blood and chronically it’s right
      1. 0
        6 February 2016 13: 09
        Why do you think that there will be no insurance if he died in the war. Moreover, to decide it is a widow in the end.
  51. 0
    5 February 2016 20: 29
    Ordinary Satanism. It seems to have “good” intentions, but the road continues in the same direction.
  52. 0
    5 February 2016 20: 36
    This will most likely be canceled by a court decision. laughing laughing

    Why? Because there are a significant number of homosexuals in the US Army. This is normal, in case of loss of reproductive function, frozen sperm will help, but not for pederasts. It turns out - discrimination. laughing

    True, there is an option - pederasts will be given armored codpieces. laughing
  53. 0
    5 February 2016 20: 36
    Truly wonderful are your works, LORD!!!
  54. 0
    5 February 2016 21: 25
    But it seems to me that castration is better. It has never failed in this matter
  55. 0
    5 February 2016 22: 10
    We learned to freeze our brains a long time ago. Look at these bastards from the Pentagon, at their statements in the media - stand or fall, they are complete nuts.
  56. +1
    5 February 2016 23: 27
    Well, I don’t know, I don’t know... Once upon a time we sang with a guitar:
    -I was walking through the forest, I saw a miracle, a miracle saw me.
    If I had not (performed) a miracle, a miracle (performed) me.
    Let me remind you. This was in adolescence....
  57. 0
    6 February 2016 01: 01
    Your division...well, the roof has definitely been blown away! fool Don’t use this method to raise your morale. lol
  58. 0
    6 February 2016 01: 23
    They need to freeze their brains.
  59. 0
    6 February 2016 09: 56
    “Firstly, American military personnel will not be afraid that as a result of one or another force operation they may lose their reproductive function.” With such an attitude you will not fight much. Woe warriors!
  60. 0
    6 February 2016 12: 59
    Children should be born from winners, not from those who died.