SBU employees stopped the smuggling of "rocket" circuits and ... welding machines to Russia

February 5 2016 98

Representatives of the Security Service of Ukraine reported on the next super successful operation. According to the press service of the Security Service of Ukraine, a car was said to have stopped in the direction of Russia outside the customs control station in the immediate vicinity of the border with the Russian Federation. Vigilant border guards of Ukraine found in the car "semiconductor chips used in the rocket and space industry" and (attention!) "Welding machines".

SBU employees stopped the smuggling of "rocket" circuits and ... welding machines to Russia

Microcircuits, as Ukrainian specialists have found out, belong to military products, and their transportation abroad must be carried out with the permission of special services. It is strange that the specialists did not recognize welding machines as products of military purpose, because with their help one can, for example, weld a KrAZ truck with armature and pass it off as the newest model of military equipment ...

В SBU declare that measures are being taken aimed at establishing where the driver of the car turned out to be “military products”.

In connection with the recent "successes" of the Ukrainian esbeushnikov, one could well have expected that in the UAZ car, in addition to welding machines and "rocket" microcircuits, the intercontinental ballistic missile itself would be found ...

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izya top

+26

5 February 2016 07: 04

the most productive intelligence service
1. Finches
  
  +66
  
  5 February 2016 07: 08
  
  Mikola wanted to eat in Russia by selling gnawed KM-ki from the Horizont TV and a welding machine of the 70s honestly boiled down at a neighbor's, but got into smuggling and espionage with strategic military secrets of Eastern European Somalia!
  1. Zoldat_A
    
    +16
    
    5 February 2016 08: 01
    
    Quote: Finches
    the welding apparatus of the 70s was honestly boiled down by a neighbor, and got smuggled and spied on strategic military secrets of Eastern European Somalia!
    
    Yes, no, welders are quite inverters for themselves, however, Chinese China for three rubles from Leroy Merlin, but "strategic chips" used in the space industry are the M6 bolts. Who would argue that M6 bolts are used in missiles?
    
    Would lie slowly, but without welding machines. Maybe someone would believe that SOMETHING can be transported from Ukraine to Russia. And so ... The whole world will laugh, except America. There, if you distinguish a gas key from a pipe wrench, you are a certified specialist ... But you need a certificate to work with a welding machine. Otherwise, the neighbors will hit - you won’t be fined, they will almost blame terrorism (a real case with the son of one of my friends) ...
    1. Uncle VasyaSayapin
      
      +11
      
      5 February 2016 09: 14
      
      It is strange that they forgot about the UAZ. Could add a four-wheel drive military vehicle.
    2. WKS
      
      +4
      
      5 February 2016 10: 03
      
      A rocket chip is something! Without it, a rocket is a pipe.
      1. Pravdarm
        
        +4
        
        5 February 2016 10: 16
        
        This is a response to yesterday’s suppressed attempt to sell Russian engines for air racks to dill! Ha ha ha
        like, our SBU officers are not worse than your FSB officers! Welding machine and rocket chip "PRESECLI" !!!
        
        Thrall
        
        +1
        
        5 February 2016 11: 33
        
        Well, do not tell me, with a welding machine you can weld, for example, a tank))
        
        kotvov
        
        +3
        
        5 February 2016 11: 39
        
        Well, do not tell me, you can weld, for example, a tank with a welding machine)) ,,
        With this welding machine you can only cook a pot.
        
        PSih2097
        
        0
        
        5 February 2016 12: 18
        
        Quote: kotvov
        With this welding machine you can only cook a pot.
        
        aluminum pan does not cook ...
        
        dakty
        
        0
        
        5 February 2016 20: 31
        
        Easy, just need electrodes for aluminum, a magnet for plastic and a round open end wrench, well, which is for round nuts ...
      2. KVIRTU
        
        +2
        
        5 February 2016 13: 00
        
        This packaging of the 133 series was delayed.
        Detailed description on the site "Museum of Electronic Rarities".
        (not a joke)
        And a peasant under the age of 5 shines (Article 333 of the Criminal Code of Ukraine), although he drove to pass on the radio market; taken due to gold plating.
    3. Bayonet
      
      +3
      
      5 February 2016 10: 43
      
      Quote: Zoldat_A
      Maybe someone would believe that SOMETHING can be transported from Ukraine to Russia.
      
      I don't know where you live, but everything that you can imagine was brought to us in Rostov! Even the place where they traded was called the "hooded market".
      1. Zoldat_A
        
        +1
        
        5 February 2016 16: 31
        
        Quote: Bayonet
        I don't know where you live, but everything that you can imagine was brought to us in Rostov! Even the place where they traded was called the "hooded market".
        
        I live on the Middle Volga. Only guest workers and refugees are brought to us from Ukraine, but we have not seen Ukrainian goods. Well, if only some "Procter and Gamble", which produce at a dozen factories and go figure out where they are being taken from ...
        
        Bayonet
        
        +2
        
        5 February 2016 17: 32
        
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        I live on the Middle Volga.
        
        Well, this is far away, but we have close by, here is the "business" It looks like these were coming to us.
    4. Thrall
      
      0
      
      5 February 2016 11: 30
      
      I think that the UAZ also transported "secret" thyristors with transistors, and some SBU-shnik decided to assemble a "color music" from them at home to celebrate the next anniversary of the Holodomor))
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  3. Uncle VasyaSayapin
    
    +2
    
    5 February 2016 09: 24
    
    Chips were in the UAZ radio.
    1. Thrall
      
      +2
      
      5 February 2016 11: 38
      
      There is a photo of delayed circuits
      1. igordok
        
        +3
        
        5 February 2016 13: 13
        
        Quote: Thrall
        There is a photo of delayed circuits
        
        And the name is accidental, not K133LA3.
        
        Thrall
        
        +2
        
        5 February 2016 15: 10
        
        Quote: igordok
        Quote: Thrall
        There is a photo of delayed circuits
        
        And the name is accidental, not K133LA3.
        
        They are dear! Rocket !! )))
        Congratulations to the guys, the crime is open!
      2. Bayonet
        
        +3
        
        5 February 2016 17: 36
        
        Quote: Thrall
        There is a photo of delayed circuits
        
        It looks like series 133, what kind of "satellites" are there - to hand over to buyers of radio components for gold
2. Alex_Rarog
  
  +30
  
  5 February 2016 07: 09
  
  Damn, they blocked us the supply channel of strategically important components ... Akhtung, everything was gone ... Now we won’t be able to make rockets from the trampoline into space ....
  1. vovanpain
    
    +13
    
    5 February 2016 07: 34
    
    Quote: Alex_Rarog
    Damn, they blocked us the supply channel of strategically important components ... Akhtung, everything was gone ... Now we won’t be able to make rockets from the trampoline into space ....
    
    That's for sure, we blocked the delivery channel, because we not only received microcircuits with welding machines, but also hedgehogs for food, the boss was all gone, the guard.
    1. Simon
      
      +6
      
      5 February 2016 08: 06
      
      Oh oh!!! The Russian space program broke off! We wanted to assemble a carrier rocket from welding machines, but now, due to the vigilance of the Ukrainian special services, everything went wrong!
      1. PSih2097
        
        0
        
        5 February 2016 12: 37
        
        Quote: Simon
        Oh oh!!! The Russian space program broke off! We wanted to assemble a carrier rocket from welding machines, but now, due to the vigilance of the Ukrainian special services, everything went wrong!
        
        We burned the office ...
    2. djqnbdjqnb
      
      0
      
      5 February 2016 09: 11
      
      Of Ukraine found in the car "semiconductor chips used in the rocket and space industry" and (attention!) "Welding machines".
      
      So, it turns out why the Russian Armed Forces now dominate in Syria - they stole the chips in Ukraine!
  2. Baloo
    
    -6
    
    5 February 2016 07: 54
    
    Now we won’t be able to make rockets from a trampoline into space .... laughing
    
    We will overcome this too. We have Kalina. We will stop producing viburnum, we will put chips from viburnum on rockets.
3. tol100v
  
  +7
  
  5 February 2016 07: 24
  
  Quote: izya top
  the most productive intelligence service
  
  Delayed the most "powerful microprocessors" and "soldering" stations for them!
4. Sharapov
  
  +3
  
  5 February 2016 07: 29
  
  You are all about special services and smuggling .... But what about Russian welders now - without apparatuses? This is an ambush!
5. KAZAK67
  
  +2
  
  5 February 2016 07: 52
  
  And where was our FSB when VNA Ukraine drove rocket engines? !!!
  1. sgazeev
    
    +3
    
    5 February 2016 08: 04
    
    Quote: KAZAK67
    And where was our FSB when VNA Ukraine drove rocket engines? !!!
    
    Not driven, but tried a year ago.
6. SveTok
  
  0
  
  5 February 2016 08: 34
  
  They searched poorly, there was still fat.
  1. Uncle VasyaSayapin
    
    0
    
    5 February 2016 09: 18
    
    Lard and vodka "were not found". "They were not buoyed."
7. evil partisan
  
  +1
  
  5 February 2016 08: 39
  
  Quote: izya top
  the most productive intelligence service
  
  Izzy. You, as a hereditary Mossad, will advise you to envy silently.
  Hi, my fellow believer!
  1. izya top
    
    +4
    
    5 February 2016 09: 05
    
    Quote: Angry Guerrilla
    Hi, my fellow believer!
    
    and maybe I have never seen a living swan
    py.sy.only about the general we will not joke
8. Blondy
  
  +1
  
  5 February 2016 09: 29
  
  If the microcircuits are of Ukrainian production, then they may have stopped correctly, otherwise the missiles will easily crash where it is not necessary.
  1. your1970
    
    0
    
    5 February 2016 18: 13
    
    I’m shy, but I’ll tell you Blondie, they’re a Soviet infection ...
    The guy Nenko in accordance with the law decommunized, he wanted to remove everything Soviet / removed from his homeland, and you piled on
P81

+4

5 February 2016 07: 05

All special services special services) And the mouse will not run, for that they won’t notice the elephant)))
Bayonet

+7

5 February 2016 07: 05

"Semiconductor chips used in the rocket and space industry" and (attention!) "Welding machines" .- A MASTERPIECE! Dudes brought goods to the bazaar, I want to eat!
Same lech

+11

5 February 2016 07: 06

where did the driver of the car turn out to be “military products”.

They covered the shuttle ... a man’s business was gone.
News from the category ... understand and forgive.
V.ic

+6

5 February 2016 07: 07

The "smuggler" did not "unfasten" the requested amount to the bribe-takers, and they put it under the article for undermining the defense capability by exporting "non-cash" dual-use microcircuits. Sad ...
dzzen

+3

5 February 2016 07: 08

The welding machine is most likely a detail of the innovative Ukrainian rocket engine.
Dezinto

+1

5 February 2016 07: 08

"military products" !!!!!

SBU does not sleep.

Sharpened pencils are also dangerous, are they also military !? Uuuuhhh .... swear cunning! everywhere!

The welding machine is certainly a hell of a weapon!
1. Zoldat_A
  
  +1
  
  5 February 2016 08: 14
  
  Quote: DEZINTO
  Sharpened pencils are also dangerous, are they also military !? Uuuuhhh .... swear cunning! everywhere!
  
  And what do you think - everyone wants to disarm Ukraine, damned horrors! Have you still intercepted a batch of fountain pens?
  1. Mikhail Krapivin
    
    +3
    
    5 February 2016 08: 27
    
    It always surprised me. Before the revision of Article 222 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, it was possible to actually go to jail for a frail knife in your pocket. At the same time, in the same pocket it was perfectly legal to carry a huge screwdriver, or an awl, or skewer, with which it is much easier to pierce a person than with a knife. Where is the logic, where is the mind?
SAM 5

+6

5 February 2016 07: 09

Maskal, in a UAZ car, fiddled with microcircuits and welds and poured them into the Russ, in order to undermine the defenses of the "nezalezhnaya" Yes, it was not there - the SBU is always on the alert.
Bronik

+2

5 February 2016 07: 11

"Semiconductor chips used in the rocket and space industry"

All elements of electronic circuits can be used both in rocket and toilet design. These SBU specialists wanted to see the space rocket.
1. Kamchatsky
  
  0
  
  5 February 2016 11: 45
  
  From the series "Soviet microcalculators - the world's largest microcalculators"?
rotmistr60

+3

5 February 2016 07: 12

about another successful operation

I do not know what to say. Of course it's funny, it would be better to keep silent. But obviously the "Ukrainian conscience" did not allow this to be done. When such bullshit is passed off as a successful operation of the special services, it means that there is a complete mess in these special services, there are no professionals, and just basic operational skills. It's one thing to work with your head and with agents that you first need to create, another thing is to beat out under torture what you personally need to advance in your career.
1. Egoza
  
  +3
  
  5 February 2016 07: 53
  
  Quote: rotmistr60
  Of course it’s funny, it would be better to keep silent.
  
  How did they "keep silent"? The report must be written, otherwise they will be sent to the ATO! The prize is again desirable ... February 23 soon. No, we are not celebrating, but ....
  1. rotmistr60
    
    0
    
    5 February 2016 08: 37
    
    I agree with you, Elena. It is better to "scribble" reports and no matter what, than to do your work in the vastness of the ATO. Therefore, I wrote:
    But obviously the "Ukrainian conscience" did not allow this to be done.
2. interceptor58
  
  0
  
  5 February 2016 08: 39
  
  Let the SBU teach their president to work. After all, he had the experience of assisting in 1986-87, and maybe later.
Great-grandfather of Zeus

+1

5 February 2016 07: 14

Why didn't they catch a couple of hundred "FSB agents" - it's not interesting without them!
Alexander Romanov

+3

5 February 2016 07: 15

At the wheel of the UAZ was a man who looked like Putin.
1. EvgNik
  
  +4
  
  5 February 2016 07: 45
  
  Quote: Alexander Romanov
  At the wheel of the UAZ was a man who looked like Putin.
  
  Unfortunately, Alexander, this time you missed. (otherwise we would have shown it). This Savik Shuster with Ganopolsky wanted to move to Russia, but not fate. And so it’s junk - to interrupt the first time. Suddenly they will not be immediately accepted to the central TV.
  1. Zoldat_A
    
    +1
    
    5 February 2016 08: 15
    
    Quote: EvgNik
    Unfortunately, Alexander, this time you missed. (otherwise we would have shown it).
    
    They will show more ... And behind the wheel he was sitting in the front tunic with shoulder straps.
Aleksandr72

+3

5 February 2016 07: 15

SBU in its own corporate style: when there are no real results from working in the sweat of the brow, they are replaced with such an IDB (imitation of violent activity) with zero efficiency at the output. The poor guy from the UAZ tried to sell what he could find to those who were guaranteed to buy it (as I understand it, in light of the current economic situation in the country, 404 microcircuits and welding machines are not in great demand), and for this he was a scratch. They will also sew treason to the Motherland. A man hit!
I wonder what microchips actually were in the UAZ?
1. tol100v
  
  +3
  
  5 February 2016 07: 34
  
  Quote: Alexander72
  I wonder what microchips actually were in the UAZ?
  
  The components were: D226, MP 36,37 and something from the LA series!
  1. Andrey Yuryevich
    
    +2
    
    5 February 2016 07: 42
    
    Quote: Tol100v
    Accessories were: D226
    
    all damn ... were left without diode bridges.
ovod84

+2

5 February 2016 07: 19

Ukraine is a great rocket power, spaceships plow a big theater, and poor Russia flies only into space, and therefore Ukraine’s technologies are important for fake flights to the media
sergeyzzz

0

5 February 2016 07: 19

In connection with the recent "successes" of the Ukrainian esbeushnikov, one could well have expected that in the UAZ car, in addition to welding machines and "rocket" microcircuits, the intercontinental ballistic missile itself would be found ...

So it was a rocket, it just flies very low
ayuric

+1

5 February 2016 07: 23

the welders were a cover
Mixweb

+2

5 February 2016 07: 24

In connection with the recent "successes" of the Ukrainian esbeushnikov, one could well have expected that in the UAZ car, in addition to welding machines and "rocket" microcircuits, the intercontinental ballistic missile itself would be found ...
The next time they discover, do not even hesitate))))
ALEA IACTA EST

+2

5 February 2016 07: 27

Only the words of Lavrov come to mind ...
as150505

+1

5 February 2016 07: 31

In the morning amused from the heart!
Vovanfalcon

+2

5 February 2016 07: 33

And also two steam boilers with furnaces, from a top-secret rocket, produced by the Ukrainian military-industrial complex ..)))
EvgNik

+1

5 February 2016 07: 38

one would expect that, in addition to welding machines and "rocket" microcircuits, an intercontinental ballistic missile itself would be found in the UAZ car ...

Unfortunately, the rocket itself did not fit into the trunk. And the microcircuits must have been removed from Soviet radios. But welding machines are embarrassing.
1. kotvov
  
  +1
  
  5 February 2016 11: 45
  
  . But welding machines are confusing. ,,
  but what can they embarrass? They are simply cheaper in Ukraine, they wanted to earn some money, but the vigilant Gestapa did not.
sgr291158

0

5 February 2016 07: 42

Here it is, where we are to the SBU.
Mikhail m

+1

5 February 2016 07: 45

This is how the economy once again defeats politics. How many do not drip on the brain, but you always want to eat.
Gormenghast

0

5 February 2016 07: 51

They didn’t find Putin in the cab there?
1. HUMAN OWNER 1
  
  0
  
  5 February 2016 13: 22
  
  No, he met at the border in Budenovka with a balalaika on a bear :-)
VNP1958PVN

0

5 February 2016 07: 52

The welding machines are probably Chinese. Sabotage
Wolka

0

5 February 2016 08: 01

fake for people ....
shinobi

0

5 February 2016 08: 06

We sometimes do it at the checkpoint too. Then the driver takes out a xivu where it is written about the event to check us for vigilance. And everyone is happy.
avg-mgn

0

5 February 2016 08: 07

Well, now the Ukrainians will double-ball an intercontinental ballistic missile ..
But the welder is sorry, he was left without work, and now they will put him as an accomplice.
Stinger

0

5 February 2016 08: 07

They can when they want! I would have to ditch them. extend the rabbit in the Kharkov tank hazardous direction. All wards will be taken away. First, welding, then the Dnieper.
Mihalich17

+1

5 February 2016 08: 13

Quote: Finches
Mikola wanted to eat in Russia by selling gnawed KM-ki from the Horizont TV and a welding machine of the 70s honestly boiled down at a neighbor's, but got into smuggling and espionage with strategic military secrets of Eastern European Somalia!

They will soon "ducks" from our hospitals will start tyrit!
Well, it’s necessary to crap everything in yourself!
Where are you going?! ..
AdekvatNICK

+1

5 February 2016 08: 25

welding machines and microcircuits !!?, my God, how can such a dull g ... come up with. What connection? what for? welding machines smuggling? Well, what kind of cripples ((((
Mihalich17

+3

5 February 2016 08: 32

Quote: Mihalich17
Quote: Finches
Mikola wanted to eat in Russia by selling gnawed KM-ki from the Horizont TV and a welding machine of the 70s honestly boiled down at a neighbor's, but got into smuggling and espionage with strategic military secrets of Eastern European Somalia!

They will soon "ducks" from our hospitals will start tyrit!
Well, it’s necessary to crap everything in yourself!
Where are you going?! ..

A sharp debate arose between the deputies of the Verkhovna Rada on how to correctly write:
- Crimea occupied or annexed?
Voice from the audience: - Pass * ali, like the rest
Ukraine!
evil partisan

+3

5 February 2016 08: 36

I understand that the photo for the article depicts a Ukrainian-made microcircuit that has fallen out of a UAZ truck ...
Gray 43

+2

5 February 2016 08: 40

This is probably what was not included in that legendary Ukrainian train)))))
vobels

0

5 February 2016 08: 41

This post is from a number of humorous ones. If it had sounded from the lips of M. Zadornov, then everyone would have simply laughed, but here we all sarcastically squealed!
salad

+1

5 February 2016 08: 46

AAAAA schA cracked with laughter, now the day has begun
gingerbread man 59

+1

5 February 2016 08: 48

guys from ukraine in our market traded in microchips and various spare parts from computers and also welding machines, so I guess they caught them. and if you look closely then the tracks of the car go on a U-turn, they rode, made a U-turn and became in their feces and only the driver’s tracks. It would be a grab near the car, all trampled like a herd of elephants. how do they become like amers stupid people
midivan

+5

5 February 2016 08: 50

why isn’t they throwing red mercury into the market? I wonder how much it is today?
Ivan Ivanovich

0

5 February 2016 08: 56

In fact, this moronic news is already so tired that it’s not even annoying ...
OlegV

+13

5 February 2016 08: 59

and here's some more news, couldn’t resist ...
awg75

+3

5 February 2016 09: 02

so Ukrainian space microcircuits are only mounted by a welding machine! didn’t they know ?!
Myr Myr

0

5 February 2016 09: 05

Well, well done, well, well done)) Do not sleep at night, watch))
Jarilo

+1

5 February 2016 09: 08

What kind of virus is roaming around there, which is serving connections in logical chains and translating them all in one direction?
Million

0

5 February 2016 09: 11

Well, if fat were discovered, then you could still believe)
triglav

+1

5 February 2016 09: 13

A new generation welding machine. Powered by GPS and GLONASS, determines locations about welding using satellites!
33 Watcher

+2

5 February 2016 10: 58

Why is the photo series for the article, not complete, in the original there was a photo of microcircuits, sbu.gov.ua- here from this source K564 diagrams - if the memory does not change, the logo really shows a small racket, only this is the logo of the Kaluga plant These schemes on flea radio markets go to weight, in order to extract technical gold 20 years probably already nowhere, do not apply ... Who do they count on, well, is it really impossible to make a quality lime tree at least?
Eastern wind

+1

5 February 2016 11: 36

Again the news of a non-copy copy of the Reich ...
protos187

0

5 February 2016 11: 58

ATTENTION! Be careful and watchful on the road! On the roads they equip malicious circus clowns from the SBU! Forbidden items in transport: (listing) pin - stinger, nail - anti-personnel mine, etc.
APASUS

0

5 February 2016 17: 00

I heard the story of how they hijacked the Multicar from the construction site, just loaded it with garbage and the guards poked around in the waste for a long time. The garbage was unloaded, and the lucky driver got the car.
Maybe this is smuggling UAZ?
1. The comment was deleted.
2. Bayonet
  
  0
  
  5 February 2016 17: 50
  
  Quote: APASUS
  Maybe this is smuggling UAZ?
  
  UAZ is certainly "cool" by rural standards. By the way, there are no numbers on it! And these microcircuits are "strategic", on our radio market hucksters are buying for gold
Bayonet

0

5 February 2016 18: 11

In the Sumy region, at the Bachevsk checkpoint, border guards detained the smuggling of red and black caviar. On Wednesday, February 3, said the press department of the State Border Service of Ukraine.
“Yesterday, at the Bachevsk checkpoint, border guards of the Sumy detachment, together with customs officers, found almost 10 kilograms of red and black caviar that a Russian citizen was trying to import,” the statement said.
Perhaps the watchful warriors have already devoured her!
Bayonet

0

5 February 2016 18: 13

On Friday, January 29, a border and customs inspection group in the Sumy region discovered hidden wedding dresses in one of the trains heading to Russia. This was reported by the press service of the State Border Service of Ukraine.
“Packages containing 8 wedding dresses were found at the Konotop control point during registration of the Khmelnitsky-Moscow train. The owner of the dresses, the train conductor, hid them in the inter-ceiling space of the compartment,” the report says.