Then I had to write more simply, because scientific terms no longer seemed such a convenient and accurate toolkit. “Pluralism in one head”, “ragulization”, “cretinism”, “moroning” and other and other things appeared, and it seemed that, thanks to their expressiveness, these words could most accurately describe the current state of the political, economic and cultural life of the largest European state, but most importantly - the intellectual, aesthetic and moral condition of its patriotic citizens.
Alas, it should be sad to say that the supply of conventional vocabulary has dried up, and we have just begun to scoop out a pond with sewage with a teaspoon.
Then comes the obscene lexicon, although many complain that it is powerless too.
Therefore, we have to go back to the usual words of the Russian vocabulary and just try to describe what is happening in a dry, non-emotional language, I suggest to myself.
The year began with the fact that Ukrainian analysts, nurtured in the Ukrainian universities, colleges, taxis and hairdressers, began to write scenarios for the development of world geopolitics, mainly focusing on the epicenter of galactic life - Ukraine.
Having undertaken to write a prognostic article about Nenki’s future, every self-respecting expert, even if he is Nuss, even Stepanida Arnoldovna from the neighboring salon “Any Hair Style for 30 UAH,” should know just a few words. Russia, Putin, collapse, the West, sanctions, revenge, Ukraineponaduse. Approximately 87% of the text should be devoted to Russia and Putin, otherwise not nechetovo. The rest is optional, because the main thing has already been named. Today, two large and interconnected topics have fully captured the minds of Ukrainian analysts, who traditionally eat up each of their host. And the volume of the bowl and the quality of the feed depend on how loud and bustling the pet will be, what creative graces the intricate falsetto will display. After all, he may be a top-class "holistic", and maybe a lousy "economy", yes.
These two large and interrelated themes are as follows: the fate of the Donbass and the Minsk agreements, on the one hand, and Ukraine’s victorious step against the backdrop of a rapidly bending Russia, on the other.
As for the Donbass, the use of such a term as “oxymoron” is just the most appropriate here. Yes, well-worn, chewed, and what if the best language has not yet given birth? Well, except schizophrenia.
So, how do the best carriers of Ukrainian political science thought see the future of Donbass?
The Donbass must be returned and punished / thrown into the dustbin after being depopulated and destroyed and forgotten. Option one involves the total cleansing, interrogation, identification of accomplices of the invaders. Since the accomplices are almost the entire population of the rioting regions, and no one has presented the occupiers, it will not take much time to identify them, they will appoint everyone in a crowd. How else? No one intends to pay for the restoration, to return the social payments stolen from the population, which means that there is only one way out - to declare all criminals what, in fact, has been done for a long time. Do not look for logic - they say, if this is an occupation, then the homeland should pity the occupied and completely alleviate their difficult situation, but Ukraine has chosen a different path - the “occupied” are to blame. Approximately according to this logic, no pedophile or rapist can be punished, because the victim tempted him with the very existence of himself ...
If, however, to abandon the term “occupation” and recognize that the residents of the region themselves do not want to continue to live as part of Ukraine, then how can Russia continue to spread rot and moan all the new sanctions and pressure among the overlords?
Analysts, however, successfully scratch their left ear with their right foot, and skillfully bypass these contradictions. Well, how to get around? Stupidly slaughtered on them.
Again. Donbass must be returned. Since the population of the region consists of downs, rams and enemies, then it is proposed, to the extent of the author’s political correctness, to hang, flay, drive to concentration camps, to subject them to total labor re-education with shovels and pickaxes, regardless of the number of possible victims.
If the population turns out to be fundamentally unthought, the territory should be cleaned and returned to Ukraine in a virgin state. That is - the second option. Then it, the territory, will be settled by honest, educated and hardworking patriots who will build high-tech production there and show the world what progress is. Such mriyas have turned pages, for example, Brygintsy and Shkiryak, on social networks - state managers and social Darwinists, known for their efficiency, in the most miserable peasant version. The more cunning writers get around this topic, because in the depths of their assorted souls they understand that no one will go to explore Donbass territory, only to rob.
In this regard, I recall the not so long story of Donetsk Landik, (not to be confused with the scattered Lugansk brother), who was trying to open the production of his refrigerators in one Galician city. He built a factory and offered local jobs. White bathrobes, cleanliness, air conditioning, screwdriver technology, requiring no brain and education, but simple diligence and precision. So what? The venture failed. Bad nema, because the plant is a discipline and daily routine ...
Today, in our reality that is completely un-brained in reality, the residents of Donbass, including the areas where Ukrainian punishers are conducting their punitive operation, work and pay taxes to the Ukrainian budget. Serious such taxes - according to the ex-mayor of Donetsk Lukyanchenko, only for the first half of last year, the DPR enterprises paid more taxes than those on the territory controlled by Ukraine. Namely, 3,5 billion UAH. Do not try to find logic here and hold your heart in a fist - people who are bombarded and bombed pay taxes and get blockade, bullying and destruction in return. Buy yourself some Ukraine, yes.
What is the oxymoron, you ask? And he is in pluralism within one head. The toad, suffocating analysts and experts, and most importantly, their owners, pouring varying degrees of pressure in a bowl of food, requires, on the one hand, to announce the inevitable return of Donbass to the bosom of Ukraine that hates it, and on the other hand, literally without a pause, to declare that "Ukraine and Donbas will not fly up." The same person presents both messages at the same time.
The theme of Ukraine’s impasse, with the Donbas hanging on its feet, has become, with the utmost fever, a spill in recent weeks. Taking into account the fact that one of the political scientists who voiced her is known for the devotion of a dog licking each new owner as passionately as he licked the previous one, and today he works for Poroshenko, it is obvious that public opinion is being prepared to let go - one way or another. “In both cases, we lose the occupied areas forever,” writes Oleg Medvedev, referring to both the continuation of hostilities and the freezing of the conflict.
The curators of Ukraine, terrorists, greedy people and cruel hearts, demand that Ukraine comply with the Minsk agreements, in which amendments to the Constitution are spelled out, giving special status to the rebellious regions. Deputies resist and PR, feeling the Nazis' hot breath of the Nazis, still defining the entire political discourse of the country. And it is this, and only this, that determines the disposition of each Ukrainian deputy - hysterical fear for his ass. In the ATO will not be sent, but the ass on the Nazi cross in Kiev can break the former accomplices, on whose ridges they went to parliament. Therefore, professional patriots do not want to vote, because the vote will be by name. Fortunately, a kind, though consistently degrading, alcoholic in the intervals between bellicose speeches postpones the solution of the question ...
In the intervals between still timid squeals on the topic - the grapes are green, this Donbass and tries didn’t fall for us, let them knock voices with their soviet-wadded population where they want, to prevent any special status for the republics. We all want a special status too - the giants of the economy, budget fillers and the best genocides of the country from Galicia and Volhynia scream, calling the idea of special status satanic and demanding the continuation of a bloody banquet. Those very poor raguli, the percentage of deserters among which is much higher than the national average ...
It is logical to assume that truly industrial giants (although to a large extent already in the past), like Kharkov or Dnepropetrovsk, which have long been a separate feud, will require special status.
I have already written many times that I don’t imagine that there is not a single option for the return of Donbass to Ukraine, and emotions are not in the first place, pure logic is crying. The dream to climb on the Christmas tree, and do not tear the ass due to congenital or acquired brain defect in every Ukrainian maryalnik and competes by imperativeness only with the concept - “why should we?”
However, it is much worse than the other - it is not clear that wise strategy owls imagining the way of the Donbass to Ukraine paint purely speculative scenarios for mice that must become hedgehogs.
As already mentioned, another fat layer of Ukrainian dreams is directly connected with this topic.
The theme of Donbass is considered in them as the eternal tool of blackmail Russia. The future prosperity of Ukraine, which by default will fall on its citizens, sparkling and fragrant, after hard years of reforms, during which hamsters will faint, moan, thin and die, and political scientists who gorge themselves from bowls will convince them that everything is going according to plan , is fully and inextricably linked with the inevitable collapse of the Russian Federation.
The authors, in all seriousness, demand from the Russians to fulfill the Minsk agreements — as if, say, they were required to fulfill the marriage contract of their neighbors, and firmly indicate that Ukraine will not make more unilateral concessions until Russia fulfills its obligations.
I disdain to cite these multithreaded investigations, although I read them diligently. Main, forgive the expression, the idea of the authors is fully described by the moral imperative in the form of the immortal formula “I, friends, will leave the bear without fear. If I am with a friend, and a bear without a friend. ” It is clear that no such patriot thinks any such Ukraine outside the rigid, directive and sometimes sadistic external management, therefore all scenarios are written exclusively in this paradigm.
The West must strengthen and deepen sanctions against the bear, finally make Russia a rogue state, bring down its economy, bringing down oil prices, that is, tie the bear’s paws with barbed wire, put on a muzzle, tear out its teeth, and then a Ukrainian hero will come to the arena put his foot on the defeated beast in a fair fight. Gidnist, comrades, just take a look ...
No, of course, the Ukrainian hero also does not care for the rear ones. He conducts brilliant, promising prosperity and economic miracle of reform, puts corruption on both shoulder blades, masters high-tech heights and only then puts his foot on the bear's carcass. The analyst is confident that this is exactly what will happen this year - Russia, fallen into dust, crumbled into pieces, will ask for mercy from the winner, holding in its teeth the parasite and Donbass nikchemu that is dead in the mouth.
And Ukraine will still think whether to show her mercy for the fallen neighbor, yes ...