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The SBU reported on "exposing the intent of the FSB in the Dnipropetrovsk region"

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Representatives of the Ukrainian special services reported about the next "peremog" (if it is possible to speak of Ukrainian special services as an independent phenomenon today). This time, representatives of the SBU announced that they had detained in the Dnipropetrovsk region, no less, “an agent of the FSB of Russia”. The press service of the SBU says that they "exposed the plan of the Russian special services to create an agent network in Dnipropetrovsk."


The message says the following:
A resident of Dnepropetrovsk, being in the summer of last year in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea, was detained for an offense. In exchange for non-criminalization, he agreed to cooperate with the FSB of Russia. An agent who had once studied at a higher educational institution of the Ministry of Internal Affairs had to look for pro-Russian militiamen. After recruitment and training, it was planned to use them for intelligence and subversive activities to the detriment of Ukraine.


The “agent” himself states that he had committed “an offense in the area of ​​the vegetable market of the city of Yalta”. Did the Crimean farmers produce products bite, and it was for this that criminal responsibility in Russia awaited him? ..

Entertaining video published by the Security Service of Ukraine on the official website of the service:
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  1. Ami du peuple
    Ami du peuple 26 January 2016 13: 29
    15
    A resident of Dnepropetrovsk, being in the Crimea last summer, was detained for offense. In exchange for not being held criminally liable, he agreed to cooperate with the FSB of Russia.

    An offense is not a crime to prosecute. FSBshniki recruited for the administration? Severe, what smile
    In general, it seems that in clandestine Gestapo some clowns work. But the clowns are bloody, and it's sad.
    1. Lord of the Sith
      Lord of the Sith 26 January 2016 13: 32
      14
      SBU fulfills a plan for detainees for the month of January.

      Message from the militia with the callsign "Sych" (LPR)

      "Let's start with frontline news. Firstly, the enemy has increased shelling along the entire front line, which is in the DPR and we have in the LPR. So far, there are more attacks in the DPR, but we are not bored either. Until of course the enemy does not go into reconnaissance in force. ", but that's to be expected.
      During this day, for example, we have 6 wounded along the front, according to the data that I have collected. The enemy has a minus sniper, and especially an "active" grenade launcher, and several wounded (they did not count). These are the pies.
      Now on the situation around the "epidemic". I often see panicky messages that are in ukropostan and we have. In fact, the situation is as follows. Firstly, I want to mark the information that ukrovoy and servicemen of the Republics, and the "voentorg" of both sides, and, unfortunately, civilians suffer equally.
      The situation in the LPR is easier than in the DPR. The biggest problems for those units that fell on a drop from frost to damp and on a drop from damp back to frost. The remaining units are mostly ill with colds. The artillery units were least affected, of course, not at the front, but at the training grounds or in the barracks.
      Ukrov, of course, are sick VSUshniki and Natsiks, but this is cannon fodder, the biggest blow, as expected, fell on the ELITE! As everyone already knows, after the start of the Aerospace Forces operation in Syria, many militants were pumped from there to Novorossiya, and after the beginning of the conflict with the Turks, the Turks also arrive here. Only now a problem has arisen, if mercenaries from the north (Scandinavians, Balts and Poles) normally endure frosts and practically do not get sick, then southerners - Arabs, Turks and even Crimean Tatars, who are not used to such a climate and weather conditions, fall ill one after the other. The highest mortality rate is among these mercenaries. That is why I want to note that this is much more joyful news than the death of VSUshnikov. And we have mortality, but I want to note that there is not any "catastrophe" now, but the trend is rather negative.
      In any case, the civilian population suffers greatly. In the territory occupied by the enemy, there are simply no drugs that mainly came from the Russian Federation, and now they have closed the way for them.
      There is medicine in LDN, but not enough (if someone wouldn’t steal it would be more), and they are quite expensive, especially for an old grandmother who has a pension of 2000 rubles, or even 3000-3500, or for a state employee who feed the family.
      Guys from the Ministry of Health of the LPR and DPR. Ministers and deputies, our dears, take care of the pricing policy of pharmacies, it will be enough to sell medicines at exorbitant prices. This is a warning, not a request. As far as I know, the MGB is very fond of drug dealers, weapons and air conditioners now! They will welcome you with open arms! Therefore, tie the people to plunder, you have enough money for a normal life, not survival! "
      1. bort4145
        bort4145 26 January 2016 13: 47
        +1
        Are these cops? Ha, fabulous, dolb .., I'm sorry - the characters work in the SBU.
        After recruitment and preparation, it was planned to use them for reconnaissance and subversive activities.
      2. Al_oriso
        Al_oriso 26 January 2016 13: 53
        +1
        The enemy has a minus sniper, and especially an "active" grenade launcher

        I did not even imagine that I would be happy about the APUs who were sent to the minus. These fascists go there.
      3. Ros 56
        Ros 56 26 January 2016 17: 51
        0
        Quote: Sith Lord
        (if someone didn’t steal it would be more)


        So write at least in a social network, with names and surnames, people will make a fuss, you look, something will change.
    2. makst83
      makst83 26 January 2016 13: 36
      +3
      good Oha. You walk, like that, along the Yalta embankment, oops, you throw your cigarette butt past the urn, thereby showing your disdain for the Crimea and Russia, and here you are of two types, in civilian clothes they take by the arms. They are dragged to the "Volga", which is invariably black, taken to the basement, because in the basement it is more convenient to recruit and therefore they are recruiting! wassat
      Py. Sy. Karoch, storytellers in the SBU work, not otherwise! laughing
      1. SRC P-15
        SRC P-15 26 January 2016 13: 44
        +1
        The SBU press service said that they "exposed the plan of the Russian special services to create an agent network in the Dnipropetrovsk region."

        Some perverse complication was given by the influenza virus, to SBU employees.
      2. _my opinion
        _my opinion 26 January 2016 18: 18
        0
        Quote: makst83
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        Py. Sy. Karoch, storytellers in the SBU work, not otherwise! laughing

        storytellers, right ... only this we understand, and there many believe these tales ...
        I believe that the case was somewhat different: this offender was caught by the Ural Services
        and in exchange for non-attraction, he agreed to be called a recruited FSB.
        And what is the probability that after such a "confession" he will be released so easily?
    3. Lukich
      Lukich 26 January 2016 13: 52
      +2
      Quote: Ami du peuple
      An offense is not a crime to prosecute. FSBshniki recruited for the administration?

      they are no longer embarrassed to carry nonsense without caring about credibility. according to the principle our people all cx @ B @ em
    4. siberalt
      siberalt 26 January 2016 15: 03
      +1
      Dnepropetrovsk became an enclave of the Jews in Ukraine. Who is there to catch then? First, try to take Benny and order a scaffold in the synagogue. laughing
    5. Maxom75
      Maxom75 26 January 2016 15: 11
      0
      Straight "market Shtrilits" "deeply embedded" in the law enforcement agencies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine.)))
    6. sherman1506
      sherman1506 26 January 2016 15: 39
      +2
      And what to do, we recognize.
  2. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 26 January 2016 13: 29
    +1
    Clowns - they are also clowns in Ukraine.
    1. vkl-47
      vkl-47 26 January 2016 13: 43
      0
      all durkaina continuous clowns and stupid people
  3. Lord of the Sith
    Lord of the Sith 26 January 2016 13: 29
    +8
    SBU fulfills a plan for detainees for the month of January.
    1. The black
      The black 26 January 2016 13: 33
      +1
      No, just to see the spring aggravation began .. laughing ... it's really a bit early. what
    2. Polite Moose
      Polite Moose 26 January 2016 14: 08
      +2
      Quote: Sith Lord
      SBU fulfills a plan for detainees for the month of January.


      Precisely, exactly.
      There is a joke on this topic:

      The sergeant runs to the head of the village police department and says:
      - Comrade Captain! Then a fax came from the Oblast with an order: "Within the framework of measures to combat nationalism, by the end of the month, detain at least 10 skin-heads and report on their successes."
      -Well, go and do it!
      -And how to execute something? In our wilderness, no one has heard about these skinheads. What we shall do?
      -How what to do? Catch and shave!
    3. APASUS
      APASUS 26 January 2016 14: 50
      0
      Quote: Lord of the Sith
      SBU fulfills a plan for detainees for the month of January.

      This deer will receive a real term for his game. I think everyone needs sticks and the SBU and the Prosecutor's Office, and the Courts.
  4. andr327
    andr327 26 January 2016 13: 32
    0
    Again from the series "English Scientists" and fresh anecdotes
  5. Maksus
    Maksus 26 January 2016 13: 32
    +2
    In Ukropia, the spring aggravation this year began earlier than usual, they see the flu is not swine, but SALY!
    1. varov14
      varov14 26 January 2016 14: 21
      +1
      Swine flu, so this is Piglet on hooves from Europe. Expenses of the population on medicines are "compensated" by an increase in the price of sweets. Decrease, of course, is not subject to compensation - in the absence of the beneficiary.
  6. Primus pilus
    Primus pilus 26 January 2016 13: 32
    +3
    The SBU has already been captured by all FSB agents in Russia, apparently Putin himself will have to shake antiquity and recall old skills. laughing
    1. kil 31
      kil 31 26 January 2016 13: 37
      +3
      Quote: Primus Pilus
      The SBU has already been captured by all FSB agents in Russia, apparently Putin himself will have to shake antiquity and recall old skills. laughing

      GPU is cooler than SBU. Now the GPU will still catch and plant pensioners
      The Prosecutor General's Office said that old women in Ukraine are paid for "political" rumors told in public transport. This was announced by the Prosecutor of the GPU Vladislav Kutsenko, reports "Correspondent".

      "I think you know what the Rumors project is. This is when people, usually elderly women, are hired, they are sent to public transport, and they are circling the city all day in this public transport, and they tell something interesting political. This is a project." Rumors. "And people begin to believe. We were driving on the bus, and my grandmother told me this. Such an interesting political project, so that someone would believe. For example, that the opponent is a bad person, he stole. the city and talk about the opponent's "situation" - he said.
  7. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 26 January 2016 13: 35
    +1
    it was planned to use them for reconnaissance and subversive activities to the detriment of Ukraine
    So this is about Poroshenko, Yaytsenyukha and Nickname they wrote!
  8. 4ekist
    4ekist 26 January 2016 13: 41
    0
    A very "valuable agent", to be sure. If desired, such potential "agents" can be found in thousands. Another PR and clumsy activity of the SBU (with a small letter).
  9. gross kaput
    gross kaput 26 January 2016 13: 44
    0
    Look carefully at the hands of the "agent" at the time of the conversation - the gestures are very characteristic.
  10. Gormenghast
    Gormenghast 26 January 2016 13: 50
    +2
    Oh, these tales to me ... laughing
  11. gla172
    gla172 26 January 2016 13: 55
    +6
    Borman, calling Aisman, gave orders.
    From a strong blow of the foot, the door swung open and a gloomy and sleepy Stirlitz entered the office.
    - Bormann! Give me a smoke!
    "Stirlitz has run out of cigarettes," thought Bormann, holding out a cigarette case with the profile of the Führer, "so he smoked a lot." Smoke a lot when they think. So he thought a lot. Stirlitz just doesn't think so. Therefore, he is plotting something. ”
    And Bormann looked into the honest eyes of Stirlitz.
    - How are you?
    - Bad.
    “As always, I’m right! - Borman was delighted. - Exactly something plotting! You have to feel it. ”
    “Would you like some coffee?”
    “No,” Stirlitz twitched. - Better beer.
    Bormann pressed a button and a secretary came in, whom Stirlitz had not seen before.
    - New?
    “Yes,” Bormann boasted.
    “Nothing,” Stirlitz said.
    “I like it too,” said the flattered Bormann. - Bring some beer, dear.
    - I’m listening, Partigenigenoss.
    The secretary brought a beer and began to wait for further orders.
    “You can go,” Bormann waved his hand.
    The secretary, disappointedly shaking her hips, went out. Stirlitz looked away from the door and took a mug of beer.
    “Sit down,” Bormann suggested, substituting a chair.
    Stirlitz waved the buttons off the chair with his usual gesture and sat down.
  12. sgr291158
    sgr291158 26 January 2016 13: 55
    0
    It’s interesting how, during the interrogation, it turned out that I was studying. And before the interrogation, he had no idea that he was studying somewhere. Well, clowns, even the text can’t compose normally.
  13. Margadon
    Margadon 26 January 2016 13: 57
    +2
    "Ukrainian special services" have long been associated with "British scientists".
  14. Anchonsha
    Anchonsha 26 January 2016 14: 08
    0
    As children of ukrofashists, even their own can be substituted, but in order to at least concoct something against Russia
  15. black
    black 26 January 2016 14: 10
    0
    Well, the recruiting method is quite old. But such agents do not pull on sabotage activities. Project Rumors? This is exactly what the ukrospecialists in psychological warfare were doing, just when we were stomping near Debaltseve.
  16. Stinger
    Stinger 26 January 2016 14: 11
    0
    What an insidious plan! Would not have caught - Tryndets Dnipropetrovsk. They know how to work, dogs! Our learn. Although there, of course, the Americans teach. Not for long, but such a return!
  17. Papapg
    Papapg 26 January 2016 14: 26
    0
    Quote: Stinger
    What an insidious plan! Would not have caught - Tryndets Dnipropetrovsk. They know how to work, dogs! Our learn. Although there, of course, the Americans teach. Not for long, but such a return!

    And that, very possibly, he admitted to himself that the agent, his own, they recruited him, then he admitted first that he admitted to his own, so that the first would know that they knew his own, and then he would confess his own again that he told him first, and the first told him that they already know , received information in the SBU, checked it and called back from there. And most importantly - all in orders, tries!
  18. varov14
    varov14 26 January 2016 14: 33
    0
    So relax in the Crimea, and there are the evil FSB, poor and poor Ukraine, and not my grandmothers and not good hunters, one dark forest.
  19. Doomph
    Doomph 26 January 2016 14: 59
    +1
    I do not understand. What the hell did they cover his face? If he is a spy, then the FSB already knows him ...
  20. denni
    denni 26 January 2016 16: 22
    0
    Quote: Doomph
    I do not understand. What the hell did they cover his face? If he is a spy, then the FSB already knows him ...

    He’s especially secret, so that no one identifies
  21. chelovektapok
    chelovektapok 26 January 2016 17: 10
    0
    The very facts of the establishment of "affairs". The SBU confirmed that Crimea is a Russian land! "D..ly b ... b" (c) K. Lavrov! I fully agree with our Foreign Minister!
  22. Leprekon
    Leprekon 26 January 2016 18: 25
    0
    Ever since the Okrug secret services were actually transferred under the control of American "advisers", the concepts of professionalism and debilism have become synonymous there! A similar picture is in the "renewed" police - a place for employment of the mentally retarded!