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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. New Year wishes began to come true!

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Greetings to you, my dear readers! Greetings from all the big cockroach soul! As promised, our separation was not long. Cockroaches do not disappear at all for a long time. Cockroaches and cockroaches because they can disappear and appear suddenly. And when viewed on a more or less long period of time, we are eternal!


As usual, in the beginning - the answers to your questions and deviations from the main topic. The main question in the comments was: “Did the Cockroach feed me with borsch?”

Sorry, dear readers, but you have forgotten our essence. The essence of the Ukrainian cockroaches, and Ukrainians in general. Have you ever seen a cockroach in your life dragging something from its mink? Did not see. And you will not see. We are homely. We drag everything into the mink.

So, our cockroaches are, of course, harmful, but ... they are Ukrainian cockroaches. And its out of the mink will not pull out. And the husband, whatever it may be, bad or good, his own! So do not worry. The Cockroach fed me and fed me ... She also poured gorilka for my sweetness. True, I did not read the notes. Well, the ones that you read. Just in case.

And the second retreat. Tragic. Without satire and humor. People are dying more and more. Mows the flu of Ukrainians, like a real reaper. And there is no way out. Vaccines and stuff no longer help. Yes and no them. Some promises. And there is no medicine. It may, of course, exist somewhere, but we do not have it in pharmacies.

The government is lying to everyone, even to themselves. But even there they have to admit a large number of deaths from the flu and its complications. And now Ukrainians began to be treated using a new method. Introduced mask mode. Do not know what it is? Yes, now everyone who is in charge of something is just obliged to ensure that subordinates wear masks. And changed. Moreover, even here there is an opening. The opening of our doctors.

For your enlightenment I will say. It turns out that each layer of such a mask "keeps" viruses for an hour. We, cockroaches, we will be fewer people. In terms of magnitude. And we have a bigger eye. So, we considered these masks. I wonder how viruses do not pass through such holes? This, in order for you to understand it, put a wall with a span of ten kilometers between the spans so that people do not pass into a closed area.

So, if this mask itself has four layers, the viruses will fight on this mask for four hours and die. But if the layers will be 20? Then, in general, the whole day is protected. This is our medicine now. While writing to Africa, ask for help in some Zimbabwe or Gabon.

And now on the topic. You're probably waiting for what wishes come true. Yes your wishes. Remember, you wished me to have a truck with sugar on my street turned over. So, we have trucks in the ATO. But something similar happened. For all cockroaches.

Ukraine is now exporting very little. But there is a product that is very much there. Honey! This is not sugar beet. This is honey! Delicious and ... healthy. And they drive him to Europe. But thank you. We heartily wished. Europeans, in particular, Czechs, refuse to buy Ukrainian honey. Returned everything to us. Now we will live in sweetness until spring.

"According to RASFF (Rapid Alert Systems for Food and Feed), banned substances (antimicrobial substances) have been detected in Ukrainian bee honey, which has been exported to the Czech Republic,"

Yes, and our people, these same antimicrobial substances on the drum. Although, can the flu thus win?

There is one more thing that few people know about. Except cockroaches of course. You, dear readers, know that there are several nuclear power plants in Ukraine. So, these very nuclear power plants, I will reveal the secret to some, not everything is burned. In terms of fuel. Some part of this filth (although from our cockroach point of view it is not clear why it is bad) remains. And we need to put this waste somewhere.

In Russia, there are plants that seem to be somehow processed. We do not have. And for processing you have to pay. And more. Let me remind you that Ukrainian cockroaches drag nothing from a mink. Only in the mink.

In short, our rulers told the aggressors - you FIG! We will store ourselves and ... you will not receive our blood dollars or euros there. We have so many places in the steppes that this waste will be lost so that no one will notice. Again, Chernobyl is.

Say something said. So what is next? Who is lucky in the Chernobyl zone waste? In the same place only to cockroaches of a laf. People death. And the Europeans said no. Europeans are afraid of nuclear "additives" in a destroyed nuclear power plant. They say that for such a joke no more money will be given.

So we must again go to the Russians to bow. And it's a pity to give money. “Therefore, for the time being, we are carefully analyzing how to implement these conclusions. At the moment, we need to think about how to conduct further negotiations with the Russian side, since there are several options. The situation is difficult, it has not been resolved over the course of 20 years. There is no solution, ”said our Minister Demshinin,“ decisions to return glazed radioactive waste from Russia to Ukraine from the reprocessing of nuclear fuel from VVER-440 reactors of the Rovno nuclear power plant have not yet been found. ”

Well, these are problems. And here are the next peremogi. You probably already know that Ukraine has entered the top 30 of the most influential countries in the world! Vyshivanok yesterday got drunk from such a message. Somewhere I found an empty (from the point of view of people) bottle, and climbed there. After half an hour - was in the insole. Finally peremoga.

Only now, after a careful reading of this peremoga, even he has left the remnants of the brain. It turns out we are at 59 location from 60 countries. Where did this top, no one understood. But the description of Ukraine is worth reading. You will be interested.

"The description says that the independence of the Ukrainian state was interrupted by long periods of occupation by other states.

Post-Soviet life of Ukraine was overshadowed by corruption and fraud at the state level, which subsequently led to mass protests and a change of power.

Russia annexed the Crimea and Moscow’s actions are widely condemned by the world community.

The largest sectors of the economy of Ukraine are services, industry and agriculture.

It is noted that agricultural production and energy consumption could be more efficient and Ukraine could play an important role in global food security, as required by the World Bank.

The culture of Ukraine is influenced by Western and Central Europe, as well as Russia in the east of the country and in the religious sphere - the Orthodox faith dominates among Ukrainians.
The country has a rich history In the literature, music, architecture and folk art - pysanky.

Ethnic Ukrainians make up the majority of the population, and ethnic Russians are the largest national minority "

Like this. Ukraine is the most samista country in the world. If not for long periods of occupation.

We have a Motherland. Not in the sense of Ukraine - our homeland. In the sense of - a monument. Once the late Ilyich opened with pomp this monument. On the high bank of the Dnieper is. Big-very big. Even ours do not crawl there. High. The wind blows. You can even break with our wings.

So, Leonid Ilyich did not think that we would organize independence and refuse victory in a war. Therefore, in the monument there is a shield and a sword. And on the shield - the emblem of the USSR. Zrada from the sculptor!

Well, we decided to de-communize the monument. Coat of arms to remove. I don’t know exactly how much the coat of arms weighs. The sword is 9 tons and the shield is 13. Yes, and the size of the "Soviet". The sword is 16 meters, and the shield is 13 on 8 meters. In short, let's see how they will "win" the Motherland ". The Ukrainian Lenins are tired of enduring mockery. Those who are monuments too. The last one, when he was" de-communized, "knocked out one eye completely. I wonder how the USSR will respond?

There is news and from our lawyers. Reforms began to give their results. The prosecutor's office of the autonomous republic of Crimea, not the one that is in Crimea, but the one that is in Kiev (we have one who does not know) opened a criminal case against ... an American company! And how do you want? We are Square! We are not afraid of anyone. Even American companies are not afraid of us. Coca-Cola and Pepsi are trembling.

And there was nothing in their advertising maps to draw the Russian Crimea. Artists ... It's a shame. Publicly acknowledged, you understand, a fact. Could and not publicly. So, quietly, recognized, as we do, and everything. No. In the TV stuck their ads. Such a terrible damage to the image of our state was done, it is even impossible to calculate directly. Only now, for some reason, Americans laugh ... why? Yes, they are all so ... funny. Like the Russians.

Well, the international peremogi of our power. Do you remember how we recently intimidated the Russian delegation to the PACE? Our parliamentarians gathered and intimidated. We will not let the Russians speak and vote. So what? Not allowed. Russian deputies did not go to the session. And the money is not transferred. Somehow we didn’t think about it.

But tell me everything you want about Russia. No one will argue. And they began to talk. What about? Yes, about the murder of Boris Nemtsov. This is a terrible crime. Far worse than tens of thousands killed in the Donbas. Even worse than burned in Odessa. Or there, killing of Elderberry or Kalashnikov. This is Nemtsov.

By the way, thanks to the Russians for the future monument to Buzin at the Kiev railway station in Moscow. We took it as a monument to all those who are fighting, who do not agree with the junta. Anyone who disappeared in the depths of this struggle. Famous and not famous. Dead and disabled or refugees. Thank you from us.

And to calm the Russian soul. Great Peremoga Russian car industry in Europe. Do not believe? In vain. Today, in some European countries, the Russian "Lada" and "Volga" enjoy very great success. Moreover, not only Russian, but also Soviet.

I tell. At the end of last year, Finland imposed a ban on crossing the border by bicycle transport. The Finns suddenly saw that their infrastructure was not sufficiently developed for this bike itself. In fact, everything is much simpler. Migrants came from Russia (not Russians, but those "from the south") on bicycles. And according to the rules they need to give Finnish documents. 450 people came like that.

In short, the Finns closed checkpoints "Salla" and "Raya-Jooseppi" for bicycles. Only they forgot what country the refugees passed through before. A "Russian spirit" quickly penetrates the brain.

Now refugees are buying Russian cars in large quantities. And in the most pitiable condition. And already as motorists go to Finland. They moved the border and ... threw the car. Now the Finnish border guards have a new headache. Where to put all this junk. And the Russian border avtohlama owners price increases.

Here on this note, let me finish our meeting today. The sun breaks into the cracks of our house. So, it's time to sleep. Good morning to you, happy day and fewer problems. Until next time.
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  1. Wolka
    Wolka 26 January 2016 06: 07 New
    -105 qualifying.
    the author was yapping cockroach, letting go of the go let him go to his bazaar, and not taking the air here for those who want to say the main and urgent ...
    1. raf
      raf 26 January 2016 06: 26 New
      41
      Hey don't like cockroach notes? Go to your bazaar and read something else!
    2. domokl
      domokl 26 January 2016 06: 37 New
      35
      laughingWhat cockroach someone shut up his mouth? Well, of those who want to say the main thing ... And who determines what is the main thing now? Everything is much simpler .. Read what you want. And, accordingly, do not read what you do not want .. That's all ... bully
    3. Comrade Artem
      Comrade Artem 26 January 2016 10: 00 New
      14
      God forbid people like you and others like you will begin to occupy the ether ...
    4. Denbfrkas
      Denbfrkas 26 January 2016 11: 42 New
      -33 qualifying.
      Quote: Volka
      the author was yapping cockroach, letting go of the go let him go to his bazaar, and not taking the air here for those who want to say the main and urgent ...

      I agree, reading is not interesting.
      1. Comrade Artem
        Comrade Artem 26 January 2016 14: 38 New
        +6
        Again, dill is not taken for food but in smoke?
      2. xBoris
        xBoris 27 January 2016 08: 11 New
        0
        .. and who makes you .. ??
        Do not read .. =)
    5. siberalt
      siberalt 26 January 2016 15: 24 New
      +1
      The article is neutral without conclusions. The author outlined his thoughts and the flag in his hands. Think for yourself. One thing scares cockroaches to reappear laughing Gentlemen, keep clean and hygiene at home! laughing
    6. xBoris
      xBoris 27 January 2016 08: 09 New
      0
      ..we have from the main and urgent - and so nowhere to go !!
      Go, my friend, for the "main" in the "box" .. There, this "main" - not a spoon or a bucket can not bail out. If you want about Syria, you want about corruption, but it will bother you a lot - you can check out "let's get married", and immediately after - what happens when "successfully" got married - "let them talk" .. =))
      And everyone says ... they say ... But our "big oil ship" is sailing by itself. As they tore from him what all sorts of adherents can and tear it ..
      And "cockroach" - what no, but a fresh look from the side throws.
  2. ImPerts
    ImPerts 26 January 2016 06: 15 New
    22
    Normally written. He laughed in the morning))) Added a good mood)))
    1. domokl
      domokl 26 January 2016 06: 47 New
      +9
      bully By the way, for the first time a portrait of a cockroach was published ... only which of our three is not clear ... request
      1. venaya
        venaya 26 January 2016 06: 55 New
        +3
        "which of our three is not clear ... "- The left one is similar to ours, it is more suitable in color.
        1. domokl
          domokl 26 January 2016 07: 22 New
          +1
          laughing And who in the center? Really embroidered?
      2. Engineer engineer
        Engineer engineer 26 January 2016 12: 04 New
        +4
        Lapkov is just not enough ... smile
      3. Igor V
        Igor V 26 January 2016 22: 38 New
        +1
        Family photo, I guess.
  3. Zomanus
    Zomanus 26 January 2016 06: 56 New
    +5
    Plus to the author, well written.
    About the epidemic, of course annoying,
    as if they didn’t rush to us for help, infectious ...
    1. domokl
      domokl 26 January 2016 07: 24 New
      +8
      This same epidemic has already begun in Rostov .. It was they who rushed for medicines ... In fact, this problem is not only in Ukraine, but also in Russia. The virus doesn't care about borders. And political views
      1. SSR
        SSR 26 January 2016 07: 44 New
        +3
        Quote: domokl
        This same epidemic has already begun in Rostov .. It was they who rushed for medicines ... In fact, this problem is not only in Ukraine, but also in Russia. The virus doesn't care about borders. And political views

        The Moscow region, in our city the hospital is overcrowded, in the kindergarten there is an order - to remove children with the first sneezes and sniffles from the kindergarten and no one really knows what they are sick with, if doctors write a diagnosis, then mainly ARVI, bronchi and every time they write out a prescription carefully to be treated and watched that would not "go into the lungs. What is this bronchitis and ARVI that go to the lungs? Can anyone enlighten what kind of virus is walking?
        1. purple
          purple 26 January 2016 09: 13 New
          +1
          swine flu
          1. SSR
            SSR 26 January 2016 09: 23 New
            0
            Quote: purple
            swine flu

            Like sophisticated sarcasm? (In order to say for sure, they take the analysis and after the analysis there are no questions about what the virus strain is and what it is).
        2. Maksus
          Maksus 26 January 2016 10: 06 New
          +3
          Any. It always has been, just someone is panicking. Any infection always goes down ...
        3. PKK
          PKK 26 January 2016 11: 11 New
          0
          This is a war virus, like all flu, a new modification. It affects the throat. There is only one treatment method. As soon as possible, you can moisten the throat with green solution. Rinse and moisten without interruptions. Especially at night from 2 00 to 6 00. Experienced add, swallow at night a clove of garlic and twice ASD2F.
          1. Maksus
            Maksus 26 January 2016 11: 21 New
            +5
            And you need a psychiatrist from the morning, especially after rinsing the throat with green. Even the Nazis did not think of such a thing !!!
        4. PKK
          PKK 26 January 2016 11: 11 New
          0
          This is a war virus, like all flu, a new modification. It affects the throat. There is only one treatment method. As soon as possible, you can moisten the throat with green solution. Rinse and moisten without interruptions. Especially at night from 2 00 to 6 00. Experienced add, swallow at night a clove of garlic and twice ASD2F.
          1. 1rl141
            1rl141 26 January 2016 11: 59 New
            +8
            It is better to moisten the throat with a solution of C2H5OH. You can rinse and wet without interruption. This solution is unbeatable. Even D.A. Mendeleev proved.
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  4. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 26 January 2016 07: 04 New
    10
    Quote: Volka
    , let it go, let it go to its bazaar, and do not take the air here for those who want to talk about the main and urgent ...


    And who forbids you to talk about the main and urgent, do not be shy, no one has yet to muzzle anyone. Thank you for your articles Tarakash, at least some kind of outlet for the soul, you read and relax from all this abnormal life (the world is gradually losing its mind the farther the faster).
  5. inkass_98
    inkass_98 26 January 2016 07: 31 New
    +4
    The ruin is a land of opportunity! Only these opportunities are constantly being stolen by someone, and the locals are not to blame for anything, as always, they are simply surrounded by zradniks from all sides. "Anaszascho?" just right to write on the coat of arms or use it as a chorus to "Shchenevmerle".
  6. parusnik
    parusnik 26 January 2016 07: 41 New
    +2
    Just a couple of steps ... and here it is a bright future ... No money, no medicine ...
  7. bad
    bad 26 January 2016 07: 51 New
    +3
    Quote: Volka
    the author was yapping cockroach, letting go of the go let him go to his bazaar, and not taking the air here for those who want to say the main and urgent ...
    ..and you are rude .. you can’t do this to people .. you are not alone in the forum .. minus you and minus karma ..
  8. Taygerus
    Taygerus 26 January 2016 07: 52 New
    +4
    Thanks to the author for the article, I cheered up in the morning, you can go to the machines
  9. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 26 January 2016 08: 04 New
    +1
    Quote: parusnik
    Just a couple of steps ... and here it is a bright future ... No money, no medicine ...

    But they managed to say that
    Ukraine entered the top 30 most influential countries in the world

    So understand how you want. Either by nonsense, or by the influence on Western financiers at the next begging for money.
  10. Belousov
    Belousov 26 January 2016 08: 17 New
    +6
    Hmm ... masks from the virus resemble an embroidered shirt as a bulletproof vest ...
    1. homedition
      homedition 26 January 2016 11: 25 New
      0
      With all due respect to the author, but the masks still give some protection, not a panacea of ​​course. After all, how is the virus transmitted? Airdrip by way. The size of the holes in the mask is sufficient to delay part of the drops containing the virus, and partially protect the body. As part of the vaccination-prophylactic-dressing system, it seems to me to be a fairly effective means.
  11. Kolyan 2
    Kolyan 2 26 January 2016 08: 48 New
    +3
    The largest sectors of the Ukrainian economy called services
    Not casual written first Services, then there’s nothing more to offer than -opa.
  12. pts-m
    pts-m 26 January 2016 09: 01 New
    +2
    So the name itself justifies the deeds of persons of zhovto-flea nationality. They rustle potekhenku and spread around the world. Geytsy began to work their borders with "small lump", and the winners are still crawling and crawling. Creeping natsya. Well to take from the poor.
  13. Leader
    Leader 26 January 2016 10: 47 New
    +3
    Quote: Kolyan 2
    It is not without reason that the first service is written; there is nothing more to offer than -opa.

    For some reason, the list of services is not specified ... There, in the first place - hot girls along the side of the road, sho "I won't give it to you."
    Well, and Lyazhko with his "team of like-minded people."
  14. PKK
    PKK 26 January 2016 11: 07 New
    +1
    Dear Cockroach, the medical community has recently taken up arms against greens and began to persecute against it. And it is no accident. Zelenka is that very vodka that heals everything it touches. Z. itself is alkaline and does not cause burns, swelling, perfectly cleans any the nook of the body from infection. The flu nests in the throat and from there the inflammation spreads like a fire. We conclude with a sore throat, you need to immediately clear the throat. As soon as possible. We drip the greens in water and begin to constantly moisten the throat with this solution. ORZ and tonsillitis, they can be cured immediately, with one rinse, but you need to work with the flu. To moisten, as practice has shown, you need one day or two nights. At night, in the morning, the flu fights. But you can learn how to quickly treat it. I have already cured two flu in this way. Children they make it even easier. They wrap a pencil with cotton, moisten it with green stuff and put a throat on it so that they don’t be capricious. I believe that you are Cockroach, now armed with the flu. Health!
    1. domokl
      domokl 26 January 2016 13: 13 New
      +2
      And I heard that brilliant green is a simple antiseptic. Exactly the same as the rest. Just water based. and water antiseptics have a "radius of damage" of about 50-60%. Alcoholic at 80-90% ... Maybe alcohol? It's more reliable ... But I'm not a doctor. The author, as I understand it too ... laughing But alcohol solution ... sterilization is called
  15. homedition
    homedition 26 January 2016 11: 28 New
    +1
    Regarding Chernobyl: it seems to me that the devil is not so terrible as he is painted. Excursions go there, both to Pripyat and to Chernobyl itself. Therefore, I see no problem storing waste there.
    1. Feka
      Feka 26 January 2016 12: 46 New
      0
      Quote: homedition
      In the framework of the vaccination-prophylactic-dressing system, it seems to me to be quite an effective means.

      Due to the lack of vaccines and preventive medications in this system, the nifig dressing is not an effective means.

      Quote: homedition
      About Chernobyl

      Quote: homedition
      Therefore, I see no problem storing waste there.

      Warehousing also needs technology. They were going to bury stupidly in the ground.
      1. homedition
        homedition 26 January 2016 13: 47 New
        0
        Due to the lack of vaccines and preventive medications in this system, the nifig dressing is not an effective means.
        Well, at least blindfolds, everything is better than nothing wink
        Warehousing also needs technology
        These are the details that can and should be discussed.
    2. Black
      Black 26 January 2016 13: 12 New
      0
      Quote: homedition
      Therefore, I see no problem storing waste there.


      "Warehousing" and taking to the Zone and "stacking" are two big differences, they say in the raped Odessa.
      So, the first is an extremely difficult and costly job. And the dill were just going to quietly carry out "stacking", but in Europe it was strongly combed from such movements.

      About the "devil" and his "painting". There is a dirty zone and the laws of radioactive decay, the rest is chamomile, you want to smell it, you want to use it for fortune telling. From that to the laws on a booming drum.

      About the flu .... We have no better ... people began to die, then they recognized the flu as the flu, before that, SARS and no more.
      1. homedition
        homedition 26 January 2016 13: 51 New
        0
        I just meant that such an opportunity exists. And the author wrote so that it’s scary to approach the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, and not just to work there. Again, with all due respect to the author.
        1. Feka
          Feka 26 January 2016 14: 54 New
          +2
          Quote: homedition
          Well, at least blindfolds, everything is better than nothing
          As the hero of one anecdote said: "In the absence of the maid, we will use the groom." lol Well, yes, the blindfold is the way out. Just nefig was to refuse the vaccine. And the aggressor warned them about this two years ago.
          Quote: homedition
          And the author wrote so that it’s scary to approach the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, and not just to work there.
          The author meant that under the guise of burial of radio waste in the Chernobyl exclusion zone, they simply sawed the European loot, but in fact they’ll dig it somewhere in the steppe. Or there are a lot of mines in the Donbass too. And in about ten years, then you have a radioactive spot on the floor of Europe, while the guilty ones are already far away. Shoots really discussed this about a year and a half ago, they were going to earn money.
          1. homedition
            homedition 26 January 2016 15: 21 New
            0
            Who knows? Maybe so.
  16. Tatar
    Tatar 26 January 2016 13: 00 New
    +4
    The shield will be removed. But what about the Dnieper? The most that is the Soviet past, the symbol can be said. Remember the bulb of Ilyich and Dneproges, etc. It seems that they will destroy it, Ukrainians they can do such things. Wow and Dnieper dig if necessary
  17. s.melioxin
    s.melioxin 26 January 2016 18: 41 New
    +4
    Only now, after a careful reading of this call, even he left the remnants of the brain. It turns out we are in 59th place from 60 countries.
    Well, what's not cool. From the beginning to celebrate, and then sort it out. And when we figured it out, it turned out "priest".
  18. asp373
    asp373 27 January 2016 00: 19 New
    0
    SW cockroach, but could you go to the embroidered shirt and ask about how the last hedgehogs in Russia are eating up, how soon the money will run out of oil, how the great change will happen, and how the great Ukrainians will divide the falling lands. write everything here. And you know, it’s boring here with us, but in Ukraine everything is stable, everything is as always, but here at least some kind of variety ...
  19. SOB
    SOB 27 January 2016 01: 01 New
    0
    Hold on, cockroach. Someday this shnyaga will end.
  20. Nikolay71
    Nikolay71 27 January 2016 04: 39 New
    +1
    Thanks Cockroach! I am always happy to read your articles.