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Poroshenko created the department "to return" the Crimea

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President of Ukraine Poroshenko announced the creation of a new state body. This agency becomes the agency that will work on the “return of the occupied Crimea”. In Ukraine itself, the department was called “de-occupation”. On the official website Ukrainian President has a note to read:


The President of Ukraine signed the Decree “Issues of the Representative Office of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea”.

By decree, the Representation of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea, in coordination with the central executive authorities and local governments, has stepped up work on a number of tasks. Thus, the Representation should promote the observance of the constitutional rights and freedoms of citizens of Ukraine living in the temporarily occupied territory or resettled from it and located on the territory of Ukraine. In particular, to take measures to support and ensure political, social, informational, cultural and other ties with the citizens of Ukraine who live in the temporarily occupied territory.


Also, the Representation of the President of Ukraine in the ARC is more actively involved in the development of strategic programs for the return of the temporarily occupied territory under the general jurisdiction of Ukraine.

The main question is related to where this Poroshenkov representation will work, especially if we take into account that in Crimea itself a representative would clearly be met "with open arms" ... The message on the website of the ukropresident says that "temporary" the representation will be located in Kherson, and some of its structural units in Kiev. Whether separate offices will be located in Washington, too, is not reported ...

Poroshenko created the department "to return" the Crimea


But it is reported on the staff department. From the message on Poroshenko's website:

The maximum number of employees of the Representative Office of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea is defined in the number of 28 established posts, which is less than the previously established 7 units.


That is, new 28 officials will appear in Ukraine - on salaries and other bureaucratic privileges, while not actually dealing with anything, because Crimea has already been de-occupied, and this de-occupation took place in March of 2014 of the year ...
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  1. Vladimirets
    Vladimirets 21 January 2016 13: 28
    30
    "The President of Ukraine signed the Decree" Issues of the Representation of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea. "

    On the approach, a decree on the creation of a representative office of Ukraine on the planet Katruk. yes
    1. herruvim
      herruvim 21 January 2016 13: 34
      +9
      Dreamers, Mlyn ..........



      Ukraine’s space dream is to create an embroidered spacesuit.
      1. gridasov
        gridasov 21 January 2016 13: 46
        +7
        But why? The theoretical model for the return of Crimea to Ukraine is comparable to the fact that "impregnable fortresses must be taken from within." This means that it is necessary to create living conditions in Ukraine itself better than those conditions. which are created by Russia. Naturally, for such figures as Poroshenko and K, this is impossible. You need to be too wise and stable in power to solve this problem. In the power of Ukraine, there are none at all. Thieves, bribe-takers are in abundance. Therefore, "Rome" will sooner fall than at least something will be brought to life from the fact that the talker lies. Even if we find a consensus with Russia and create a second "Hong Kong" in Crimea, then this requires a lot of intelligence and even simple human qualities, which the Ukrainian government does not have. They do not think about people, but their own power. Human vices, on the other hand, grow in proportion to the increase in stolen money.
        1. igorkuzik
          igorkuzik 21 January 2016 13: 55
          34
          Under no circumstances will we, Sevastopol residents, return to Ukraine! I ate it for the most I do not want!
          1. Number 17
            Number 17 21 January 2016 15: 24
            17
            I agree. Simferopol is of the same opinion as all Crimeans. No thanks. I bought a gasoline generator. Everything's Alright.
      2. seti
        seti 21 January 2016 13: 51
        10
        Another warm place for those who like to eat folk remedies.
        That’s what they’ve gotten into: creating a structure about nothing, the main thing is to chat more and more PR, more loafers. Come on grandmas, grandmas, let's work. What have you achieved there, and what have you achieved? Something all the same we have achieved.
      3. The black
        The black 21 January 2016 13: 56
        +7
        Not well, what, one more structure to wash the loot ... UKRAINIAN branch of the office "HORN AND KOPYTA" laughing.... Valtsman is beautiful - he breeds Ukrainian suckers by one or two ... laughing
      4. Reserve officer
        Reserve officer 21 January 2016 13: 59
        +9
        Office for the return of the Crimea? This is probably the name of a specialized department in a psychiatric hospital.
        1. Sagittarius YaNAO
          Sagittarius YaNAO 21 January 2016 21: 45
          0
          They urgently need to create a department for the return of the mind. lol
      5. shooter18
        shooter18 21 January 2016 14: 00
        +1
        ))) The news of course smiled! In general, I think he then understands that this is a disastrous business, but he was ordered ((will have to be executed.
      6. andre
        andre 21 January 2016 14: 10
        +2
        I think this is the person who was sitting for rape, the position was created-simple-to Dzhamilev !!!
        1. Ami du peuple
          Ami du peuple 21 January 2016 14: 16
          15
          Quote: andre
          I think this is the person who was sitting for rape, the position was created-simple-to Dzhamilev !!!
      7. Amurets
        Amurets 21 January 2016 14: 19
        0
        Quote: herruvim
        Dreamers, Mlyn ..........

        Dreams, dreams, what is your sweetness.
      8. Maxom75
        Maxom75 21 January 2016 17: 14
        0
        Is Poroshenko in front of the painted fence? Why is it all full of holes? the rest was stolen?))) And about the Crimea there is a good song: "Dreamer" (Dreamer you called me! Dreamer only this is not enough! Only, only, only this is not enough, not enough!)))
    2. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik 21 January 2016 13: 38
      +7
      Come, rooster, we’ll sign a treaty in Lefortovo, there are good conference rooms ... halls, you will meet tsiriks, talk about Crimea at evening roll calls, you will be pushed into the carcass by local people like Donbass! am
    3. sever.56
      sever.56 21 January 2016 13: 40
      20
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/392/dbot502.png
    4. Lord of the Sith
      Lord of the Sith 21 January 2016 13: 42
      13
      Hello!

      Yesterday there were shelling and the answer was twice by the forces of two art batteries and one mortar.
      I suggest you watch a short story about the International Brigade "Pyatnashka".
      1. Loner_53
        Loner_53 21 January 2016 14: 03
        +3
        Thank you. And God bless you.
    5. The black
      The black 21 January 2016 14: 19
      +2
      Poroshenko is not stupid at all - he figured out where to put the IMF tranche ... an entire organization with structural divisions of his friends and relatives. This is moX! laughing
    6. vlad66
      vlad66 21 January 2016 14: 30
      +9
      Well, thanks for the news, I was neighing from the bottom of my heart. By a beggar and always begging for money for coexistence, a ministry of parasites wiping pants and eating up money was created. fellow
    7. crambol
      crambol 21 January 2016 16: 03
      +1
      ... on the planet Pluk ...
    8. Lukich
      Lukich 21 January 2016 16: 35
      +3
      Quote: Vladimirets
      On the approach, a decree on the creation of a representative office of Ukraine on the planet Katruk.

      found a new planet. maybe under it and created a representative restless 3,14 3dobol? is there anyone else who believes him besides sabakashvili
    9. sherman1506
      sherman1506 21 January 2016 16: 53
      +1
      Ainki? Suck it off.
  2. sever.56
    sever.56 21 January 2016 13: 28
    +2
    There is no limit to the schizophrenia of "president" Petit Poroshenko against the background of progressive alcoholism with concomitant total brain destruction ... !!!
    1. sever.56
      sever.56 21 January 2016 13: 36
      +3
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/543/puvw742.png
    2. dmi.pris
      dmi.pris 21 January 2016 13: 48
      +1
      No, here is full of pragmatism .. Another office, Horns and Hooves, has been created .. And with it there must be a zits-chairman ... that is. president, director, etc. Everyone wants to eat, including relatives and drinking companions (I don't believe that Petka drinks in one person) ..
      Quote: sever.56
      There is no limit to the schizophrenia of "president" Petit Poroshenko against the background of progressive alcoholism with concomitant total brain destruction ... !!!
  3. kodxnumx
    kodxnumx 21 January 2016 13: 28
    0
    Let it be better to beautify the camera for themselves and their pawns, soon they will need it!
  4. Ami du peuple
    Ami du peuple 21 January 2016 13: 28
    23
    Petya, for a start, save what you have. What is "de-occupation" for you? Soon all of Ukraine, according to the behests of Uncle Biden, will be federalized. And decentralization in Ukrainian is a "union of free farms and townships" without any significant central authority. Already passed: "In the carriage Directory, under the carriage - the territory"
    "Return", "release" .. Che Guevara Bukhara, damn it
  5. vladnn2015
    vladnn2015 21 January 2016 13: 28
    +4
    The dog barks - the caravan is coming!
  6. Dezinto
    Dezinto 21 January 2016 13: 29
    +7
    AAAAA :) Petyunayya ..... because of you I stopped watching humorous programs ....

    When will you catch a myocardial stroke together with Turchinov and the whole gang?

    CE Euroopeisk country ..... 1000 UAH to everyone ..... visa-free regime ..... peace and stability!

    WHEREOF ???????

    We are ...... and we disagree. But Ukrainians do not go anywhere. Around the arm ....... whom?

    III now ... work in Moscow and in Kiev - embroidery.
    1. dmi.pris
      dmi.pris 21 January 2016 13: 50
      +1
      Whoever gets in touch with Petya doesn’t laugh at the circus ....
      Quote: DEZINTO
      AAAAA :) Petyunayya ..... because of you I stopped watching humorous programs ....

      When will you catch a myocardial stroke together with Turchinov and the whole gang?

      CE Euroopeisk country ..... 1000 UAH to everyone ..... visa-free regime ..... peace and stability!

      WHEREOF ???????

      We are ...... and we disagree. But Ukrainians do not go anywhere. Around the arm ....... whom?

      III now ... work in Moscow and in Kiev - embroidery.
  7. aszzz888
    aszzz888 21 January 2016 13: 29
    +5
    Dodgers from the New Year's Eve at Petsky from Roshen ... laughing
  8. Baloo
    Baloo 21 January 2016 13: 29
    +7
    Poroshenko created the department "to return" the Crimea
    I don’t understand ... He returned the Crimea, did he forget something?
    Oh yes! Something was nationalized in Poroshenko in Crimea, as well as in egg-laying and many others like them. So the will of Crimeans. laughing
  9. Great-grandfather of Zeus
    Great-grandfather of Zeus 21 January 2016 13: 30
    +5
    That’s what or who is stopping Russia from returning ukroyny from our ranks back to all our TERRORITIES — namely, the lands of Russia that were mediocrely given to this quasi-state?
    1. kodxnumx
      kodxnumx 21 January 2016 13: 34
      +5
      Quote: Great-grandfather of Zeus
      That’s what or who is stopping Russia from returning ukroyny from our ranks back to all our TERRORITIES — namely, the lands of Russia that were mediocrely given to this quasi-state?

      I think Russia needs to create a department to return Ukraine to Russia but without banderlogs!
      1. Monos
        Monos 21 January 2016 13: 41
        29
        You won’t powder old people! smile
        1. Mikhail Krapivin
          Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 13: 46
          11
          Granny is our man :)
  10. Wild_grey_wolf
    Wild_grey_wolf 21 January 2016 13: 31
    +5
    Invite Ukrainian television and let them take it live and ask Crimean residents, so no, why would it be TRUE, the people of Ukraine are still being propagandized for by Moscow propaganda. . .
  11. Victor62ru
    Victor62ru 21 January 2016 13: 31
    +4
    The circus "tent" continues ...
    1. Primus pilus
      Primus pilus 21 January 2016 13: 57
      0
      This is the new sect of Peter "on his return".
  12. as150505
    as150505 21 January 2016 13: 32
    +1
    Needless to say, Petyunya is not friends with his head.
  13. Tra-ta-ta
    Tra-ta-ta 21 January 2016 13: 32
    +1
    will work on the "return of the occupied Crimea" ..
    This department will not give a ride "upon return" ..!
    But in the department of "corruption" everything is OK with you ...
  14. alex74nur
    alex74nur 21 January 2016 13: 32
    +3
    Poroshenko will receive a hole from a donut, not Crimea. God gave - God took. All topic is closed. Or do they really think that after the closure of the canal, the food blockade, and the undermining of the power lines, the Crimeans will fall in love with Ukraine and ask for it back?
  15. GRAY
    GRAY 21 January 2016 13: 33
    10
    Oh, those greasy dreams ...
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 13: 47
      +5
      Sergey Petrov handsome! How he looked into the water!
    2. Sagittarius YaNAO
      Sagittarius YaNAO 21 January 2016 21: 53
      +1
      Komenty pleased.
  16. Cobra77
    Cobra77 21 January 2016 13: 33
    +5
    Have they already built the Death Star? I somehow missed in the news feeds of the Ukrainian Empire ....
  17. atamankko
    atamankko 21 January 2016 13: 35
    +4
    What else will an inflamed brain give us?
  18. AlexTires
    AlexTires 21 January 2016 13: 37
    +3
    So, what is next!? Well, let you create your own committee and representative office, so no one will be able to agree there. Everyone will only scream that they are right. I think that Petya just needs to say all this, to voice it. And it doesn’t matter that he himself does not believe what was said. It’s probably impossible to say that he is naive, for he couldn’t have made a huge fortune. He has no way out; Poroshenko also has to play the role of the D.E.B. and L.P.A. Actually, it’s scary under the old age to become a clown and a puppet. Although, apparently, he has a lot of money from this ...
  19. Masya masya
    Masya masya 21 January 2016 13: 39
    10
    Poroshenko can only lie in the direction of a pipe dream ...
  20. Neko75
    Neko75 21 January 2016 13: 40
    13
    If only I had a bite of fat)))
  21. oleg_kch
    oleg_kch 21 January 2016 13: 43
    +1
    Everything goes as it should, Crimea is for us - Ukraine!
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 13: 48
      +4
      And Crimea to us, and Ukraine to us too.
  22. WU 37
    WU 37 21 January 2016 13: 44
    +1
    It would be better if I created a committee to create my own brains !!!
  23. pts-m
    pts-m 21 January 2016 13: 45
    +1
    you look. see the whole reason for the decline of urine in the loss of Crimea and Donbass. an old song about the main thing, how to blur the eyes of the ruins of the population and beg another handout from the west to complete this voiced task. But what about the arrangement of the state border with Russia?
    1. kodxnumx
      kodxnumx 21 January 2016 16: 33
      0
      Quote: PTS-m
      you look. see the whole reason for the decline of urine in the loss of Crimea and Donbass. an old song about the main thing, how to blur the eyes of the ruins of the population and beg another handout from the west to complete this voiced task. But what about the arrangement of the state border with Russia?

      Dill all shouted that the areas are dosed and it turned out that now there is no coal and no gas, and indeed nothing other than banderlogs and debts, so. Something like this!
  24. nivander
    nivander 21 January 2016 13: 46
    +9
    good to be prezik ukraine
  25. perm23
    perm23 21 January 2016 13: 49
    +1
    Idiocy of course. But it’s interesting there that they think that we will have a change of power and that we will give up the Crimea, or that we would be scared, since they did not recognize Donbass and bring it into Russia. It seems to me the second. We decided that we were scared, backtracking so that sanctions were lifted.
    1. 1536
      1536 21 January 2016 13: 58
      +3
      The Crimean peninsula, citizens of Russia, living there is not a bag of potatoes to give and transmit. These decisions show one thing - you cannot deal with Bandera!
  26. sgr291158
    sgr291158 21 January 2016 13: 50
    +1
    Petka get off the glass, maybe the brains will start working.
  27. Achilles
    Achilles 21 January 2016 13: 50
    +1
    Poroshenko beguiled, no longer knows what else to come up with
  28. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 13: 53
    +5
    Here I just recently read in some kind of foreign press that all Russians are sitting at computers and televisions from morning till night and monitoring what is happening on the territory of Ukraine. According to the author, this suggests that the Russians are flawed and are very worried about the successes of Ukraine against the background of our continuous failures. A Westerner does not understand that we need news from Ukraine only in order to KNOB! :)
  29. Samen
    Samen 21 January 2016 13: 54
    +1
    Poroshenko announced the creation of a new state body

    And I suddenly realized:
    A new BODY is needed!
    In contrast to the lost brain.
    And Crimea has nothing to do with it ...
  30. 1536
    1536 21 January 2016 13: 56
    +1
    This is Biden playing with his new "toy". Biden + Nulland. The result of the Kaliningrad negotiations. Pea jesters! However, all these recent decisions by Bandera on Crimea are fraught with tensions and war. It is strange that they do not want to return the Rostov-on-Don region, and the Poles again "put" in the Kremlin.
  31. Back in USSR
    Back in USSR 21 January 2016 13: 56
    +2
    Well, what can I say ... Only BU-GA-GA ...
  32. Bulrumeb
    Bulrumeb 21 January 2016 14: 01
    0
    President of Ukraine Poroshenko announced the creation of a new state body. This body is the agency that will work on the "return of the occupied Crimea."


    Nice guys gonna cut some money
  33. Xmyp
    Xmyp 21 January 2016 14: 02
    -5
    Quote: perm23
    Idiocy of course. But it’s interesting there that they think that we will have a change of power and that we will give up the Crimea, or that we would be scared, since they did not recognize Donbass and bring it into Russia. It seems to me the second. We decided that we were scared, backtracking so that sanctions were lifted.

    This is a clever idea.
    Given that our government is currently trying to put the Donbass back into Ukraine, then nothing else comes to mind.
    The point is that this mess in the Donbass was originally thought out to distract from the Crimea. People in the Donbass were simply dragged in and deceived. Russia does not need them.
    On Sunday, I personally talked with a relative, he came to them Enakievo (DPR). So he said that the majority are already cursing that they believed Russia and got involved in this war. They realized that they were just thrown. If the Donetsk and Lugansk regions are shoved into Ukraine again, then those guys who fought for the DPR, LPR will be killed.
    So after Donetsk and Lugansk are shoved into Ukraine again, the gaze will be directed to the Crimea.
    1. The black
      The black 21 January 2016 14: 29
      +3
      would you do a career on the Censor wink
    2. perm23
      perm23 21 January 2016 18: 47
      0
      Something you misunderstood. And to decide that someone came up with a war in the Donbass to distract from the Crimea is nonsense. It was easier just to defend the Crimea and everything and no one would have stuck there. Why come up with this. Stupidity.
  34. edeligor
    edeligor 21 January 2016 14: 05
    +3
    Quote: gridasov
    This means that it is necessary to create living conditions in Ukraine itself better than those conditions. which are created by Russia.

    Suppose, once-BOOK! And in Ukraine, a "CEERUPE" paradise was created, with a Swiss standard of living. In your opinion, Crimeans, with a slip, will rush under the zhovto-blakidnye banners? Choi is hard to believe, not that leaven. I will even say more, after all the dirt that the followers of the Banderites' utyrks poured on the Russians, all Ukrainopitheks will have to pray for forgiveness for a long time.
    No offense, who warped ...
    1. gridasov
      gridasov 21 January 2016 14: 12
      +1
      This BABAH surely cannot happen. Ukraine is rolling into the abyss, and this is not at all the vector to talk about restoring territories. And generally it is not necessary to think about territories, but about those people who are still alive.
      1. edeligor
        edeligor 21 January 2016 16: 13
        0
        Quote: gridasov
        but about those people who are still alive

        I don’t understand what is going on there. Since everyone is crazy ?! Families fall apart, friends in life become enemies! Judging by the flag you are in the subject. Divorce took place, or not yet? What’s wrong with people, you can’t watch TV to become ... bom ?! Is the instinct of self-preservation gone?
        1. gridasov
          gridasov 21 January 2016 16: 34
          0
          Everything is not difficult to understand. Twenty years have passed since the collapse of the Soviet Union. So ask yourself what kind of people or generation could have grown up during this time in collapse, chaos, corruption. In an environment where all moral and moral principles are discredited. Naturally, these are not only twenty-year-olds, but also those who could not find an application for themselves at the end of the period of developed socialism. In general, a lot of anger accumulated and restless souls fell into the "soil" where everything only contributed to this. That's all it got out. Don't think. that everything happened without preconditions and reasons. So it's safe to say. that everything that happened in Ukraine is also a consequence of the actions of the leaders of Russia. He who does not understand this is simply blind and stupid.
  35. lysyj bob
    lysyj bob 21 January 2016 14: 09
    +1
    "The limiting number of employees of the Representative Office of the President of Ukraine in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea is determined in the amount of 28 staff units, which is 7 units less than previously established"

    Now we can proudly report on the work done to optimize the state apparatus in the framework of fulfilling the conditions of financial support and democratic reforms, and ask for money from the IMF.
  36. TVM - 75
    TVM - 75 21 January 2016 14: 15
    0
    This is just an attempt to create a seemingly decent, civilized look to the requirements of the region to return Crimea. This is against the backdrop of lawlessness, corruption and the collapse that is happening in Ukraine.
  37. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 21 January 2016 14: 19
    +1
    it’s not for the sake of an unattainable goal, but for the electorate.
  38. The black
    The black 21 January 2016 14: 22
    +1
    I can still throw a couple of commissions to them, to cut the budget ....
    - The Commission for monitoring the entry into the EU of Ukraine ...
    - China Occupation Monitoring Commission of Russia
    - Commission over the China Occupation Monitoring Commission of Russia
    - Commission for the observation of the mating season of Siberian Beavers ... wassat
  39. yuriy55
    yuriy55 21 January 2016 14: 35
    0
    stop Nobody will ask this Ukrainian chief chief where and how to develop the Russian Crimea ...
  40. sergeant zabvo
    sergeant zabvo 21 January 2016 14: 48
    0
    Ukrainians, there is such a song, a foreign land, we don’t need an inch, but we won’t give up our own! this applies to the Crimea ... and there is Yesenin. his poems-goy you my native Russia will raise any Russian to defend their homeland! and not America and not you Ukrainians, puppets, American Russians cannot defeat us. read the story ... not that your owners rewrite 1000 times every six months, but the one in the world. Russia gave you life. you are without Russia or anything! Can’t you really feel it now in your own skin?
  41. sergeant zabvo
    sergeant zabvo 21 January 2016 15: 04
    0
    But the truth is like Yeltsin! The same face soaked, dancing, just lying and also selling its country and everything that is in it! well copy !!!
  42. Riv
    Riv 21 January 2016 15: 06
    0
    Oh Mine Gott! Is Saakashvili put to run a new office?
  43. sergeant zabvo
    sergeant zabvo 21 January 2016 15: 12
    0
    Ukrainians wait ... soon and you will be married to fag if in your parliament! haha! Mazepa gets married with a bandera! merry wedding night ... so what? everything is like in europe!
  44. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 21 January 2016 15: 26
    0
    Press Secretary of the President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Peskov commented on the idea of ​​the Ukrainian authorities to create a specific format for resolving the issue in Crimea, Interfax reports. Peskov in response to this stated that the Crimean problem does not exist.
    1. gridasov
      gridasov 21 January 2016 16: 41
      0
      The level of dialogue has long gone beyond the scope of treaties. Now who is stronger is right. Everything is obvious than the wimp manifests himself - correctly, with more chatter and promises. Politics is always a dirty business, but even in this mud alone they make politics skillfully. while others are cheap and amateurish
  45. George 275
    George 275 21 January 2016 15: 39
    0
    Petya Validol put under the tongue and calm down.
  46. Gormenghast
    Gormenghast 21 January 2016 15: 48
    0
    Poroshenko’s mushrooms are picky.
  47. shax
    shax 21 January 2016 15: 48
    0
    A serious department should have departments,
    Bakhchisaray District Return Department
    department for the return of Sevastopol, etc.
    that 28 feeders is just the beginning.
  48. shax
    shax 21 January 2016 15: 48
    0
    A serious department should have departments,
    Bakhchisaray District Return Department
    department for the return of Sevastopol, etc.
    that 28 feeders is just the beginning.
  49. Ros 56
    Ros 56 21 January 2016 16: 36
    0
    A list of this office is not published. It seems to me that if I didn’t create it for friends, then a lot of nasty things can come out of this cesspool. And SBUshniki there will be necessary, and maybe CIAshniki, so laugh in vain.
  50. oldzek
    oldzek 21 January 2016 16: 47
    0
    "I waited and believed in my heart in spite of ..." classic!