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Tricky comments. Under the table from the Ukrainian methods of presenting information

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I love the site "Korrespondent.net". It's like Zadornov every day, only every day is new. Or as if to compare erotica and porn: erotica is when you are waiting for a new one, and in the course of the play you realize that you are aware of everything. And in porn you think that everything is as usual, you will be treated to something new from the heart.


So the "correspondents" will be surprised, so surprised. You crawl out from under the table, collect the keys scattered around, and understand that you are a trifle, plankton against the sharks of the Ukrainian pen.

Tricky comments. Under the table from the Ukrainian methods of presenting information


Ukraine entered the ranking of the best countries

"Ukraine entered the ranking of the best countries." No not like this: "UKRAINE WAS IN THE RATING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES !!!".

Just below:

"Ukraine also entered the top thirty of the most influential countries".

This is to penetrate all. The rating of the best is half peremogy, and the thirty is a BUREAU !!!!

Especially if there is no Russia there. But we go further in the text.

"Ukraine took 59th place in the ranking of the best countries in the world according to US News & World Report, behind Iran, Nigeria and Pakistan. There are 60 positions in the ranking."

Journal, I agree, in the US, and in the world, weighty. But not so much so that there with "Bloomberg" or "Standard and Pursu" equal. But as they say, in the absence of a maid ...

"Countries were evaluated according to criteria such as tourism and adventure, social obligations of the state, cultural influence, innovation, historical heritage, economic growth, openness to business, global strength, standard of living. "

Well, the fact that Iran, which for so many years with sanctions spread rot around the world, gave way, this is weird, but Iran is still a state with a capital letter. Pakistan is also a state, confident, whatever one may say. Yes, and you will not turn Pakistan, it will be enough, than to respond in response.

But Nigeria ... This is already zrada. It turns out that Nigeria is ahead of Ukraine in everything on the list. Maybe not all, but such positions as the "social obligations of the state" and "power on the world stage" are enough. But it is not Ukrainians to argue with American opinion.

But about the historical legacy should be a shame. Ancient ukry because the Black Sea dug! What about the Nigerians? What did the Nigerians do? Was the desert filled? Probably dug the ocean.

But in general, Nigeria has bypassed Ukraine for a reason. Still, the first African economy, even South Africa overtook. So the proud Ukrainians Nigerians lose, it turns out, not shameful.

And what kind of magic "thirty" such?

It's all simple too. This is in one of the nominations, "Strength on the world stage", Ukraine takes place 26. In the first place - the United States, of course, in the second - Russia, in the third - China.

By what such criteria were evaluated, it is not entirely clear. What kind of power that Ukraine demonstrates on the world stage, where it shows it ... But the American magazine knows better. Seen somewhere.

Here it is necessary to introduce another category: "The ability to make candy out ..." It is clear from what. Here the Ukrainian media is so superior that even the Americans will take second place.

It remains only to congratulate the big-eyed employees of the "Correspondent", who has spotted such a shake. 59 is the place of 60, only Iran, Pakistan and Nigeria are to come forward - this is indeed a victory.
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  1. The black
    The black 21 January 2016 14: 37
    +9
    "Ukraine entered the rating of the best countries." No, not like that: "UKRAINE HAS INCLUDED IN THE RATING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES !!!"
    And even better, Ukraine topped the ranking of the best countries! laughingNo, not like that: "UKRAINE LEADED IN THE RANKING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES!
    1. Reserve officer
      Reserve officer 21 January 2016 14: 42
      +9
      "Here we need to introduce one more category:" The ability to make candy from ... "


      Precisely noticed. Here Ukraine has long surpassed even its state owners.
      1. zloybond
        zloybond 22 January 2016 18: 40
        -2
        Recently, looking through the articles of the site, I noticed a serious bias in the brains of the writers of these articles related to the topic of the statements of any riffraff, which really does not affect the situation in the world, the balance of power.
        More and more often articles come across ... "Someone said ..." ... And so he said that he farted into the water, sorry. Then a full page article that someone there fined Gazprom, some hag blurted out that there are more freedoms in Ukraine ...
        In reality, these articles have no real relation either to military review, just as the author as a rule has nothing to do with military education.
        Reading all the nonsense, folded neatly into the framework of the article, I ask myself: "Why did this article appear here at all?"
        This is not a self-promotion, or an unsuccessful attempt to create a stir around nothing. Really think about it - what changes the eternal nagging around a pitted topic? Trying to keep the topic hot? Well, not at the expense of the mediocre heroes of the article?
        Although there is another crazy thought, well, where ours will not see a worldwide conspiracy. There is a thought that there are authors who are nostalgic for informational garbage and trying to cause some kind of nervous itch. Maybe just mediocre trolls.
        I suggest that the guys from the site introduce automatic transfer of all such articles, including this one, to some column called: "Other nonsense of world observers." To do this, it is enough to put a button after reading which the audience presses and votes the article corresponds to the direct topic of the military review or is it informational rubbish, so to speak.
    2. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik 21 January 2016 14: 42
      20
      In the 60th country of this list, yesterday the parliament was stormed and then beaten! Moldova is called! laughing
    3. Boos
      Boos 21 January 2016 14: 44
      -35 qualifying.
      They don’t have Putin, there is nobody to lift from their knees ... But we are so lucky! Yes?
      1. SanSuh
        SanSuh 21 January 2016 15: 34
        +9
        Yes . ...............................................
      2. Nikolay K
        Nikolay K 21 January 2016 15: 52
        12
        For all my critical attitude towards Putin, he is better.
        1. Boos
          Boos 21 January 2016 16: 12
          -37 qualifying.
          What is Yeltsin? Undoubtedly! He doesn’t mean and speak beautifully, and Russia is being destroyed more slowly under him, and he invests less in American papers, and is pleased with the team behind him. What else to dream about?
          1. Ros 56
            Ros 56 21 January 2016 16: 54
            +5
            Quote: Boos
            What else to dream about?


            At least about this:
          2. Lelek
            Lelek 21 January 2016 18: 25
            22
            Quote: Boos
            Boos


            I am Eugene, you are Eugene.
            I am not a genius, you are not a genius.
            I'm shit and you shit
            I - recently, you - a long time. (E. Yevtushenko)

            This is about you, dear. bully
            The rest of the forum users, I apologize for the intemperance, but this nagging got it.
            1. Nick
              Nick 21 January 2016 20: 06
              +5
              Quote: Lelek
              The rest of the forum users, I apologize for the intemperance, but this nagging got it.

              Tired of Leo, and not only you, respectfully ... hi
          3. Nick
            Nick 21 January 2016 19: 10
            +3
            Quote: Boos
            What else to dream about?

            What would be less than yours, from the fifth line lol negative
          4. Alexart
            Alexart 22 January 2016 03: 05
            0
            Yes, you probably have nothing to dream about.
      3. Lelek
        Lelek 21 January 2016 18: 20
        +6
        Quote: Boos
        But we are so lucky! Yes?


        Who is this for you? If those whom I think about, then yes - it was lucky, under Stalin you would have splashed the wall red, and here you are also showing off. bully
        1. Boos
          Boos 22 January 2016 08: 31
          -3
          I have a portrait of Stalin at home, do not mention his name, ignoramus ... Under Stalin, Putin would have splashed the wall, together with his team, it would be better to go to the Yeltsin memorial, read Yevtushenko out loud ... To me like a Stalinist person, your Trotskyist tricks and the minuses are indifferent ...
      4. Nick
        Nick 21 January 2016 19: 08
        +3
        Quote: Boos
        They don’t have Putin, there is nobody to lift from their knees ... But we are so lucky! Yes?

        YES! Do you doubt it?
    4. vlad66
      vlad66 21 January 2016 14: 44
      47
      Quote: Black
      And even better, Ukraine topped the ranking of the best countries!

      And who is against that enemy of Ukraine. fellow
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 21 January 2016 18: 31
        +5
        Quote: vlad66
        And who is against that enemy of Ukraine.


        And here is the answer to the picture:
    5. dmi.pris
      dmi.pris 21 January 2016 14: 49
      +3
      Enough of you to pay attention to these flawed ...
    6. forester
      forester 21 January 2016 15: 20
      +1
      Quote: Black
      "Ukraine entered the rating of the best countries." No, not like that: "UKRAINE HAS INCLUDED IN THE RATING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES !!!"
      And even better, Ukraine topped the ranking of the best countries! laughingNo, not like that: "UKRAINE LEADED IN THE RANKING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES!

      wassat Or maybe so? - UKRAINE IN THE RATING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES TAKES SECOND PLACE (bottom)
      1. RBLip
        RBLip 21 January 2016 16: 24
        14
        Quote: forester
        Or maybe so? - UKRAINE IN THE RATING OF THE BEST COUNTRIES TAKES SECOND PLACE (bottom)

        that's the easiest way ...
        1. region58
          region58 21 January 2016 18: 13
          +3
          Quote: RBLip
          that's the easiest way ...


          And I remember. When it was part of the USSR.
          1. Just me
            Just me 21 January 2016 18: 34
            +5
            It was a republic within the USSR and not an independent country. A history that we still remember
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    8. Al_oriso
      Al_oriso 21 January 2016 15: 49
      0
      America does not abandon its colony, mentions it in the list of the 60 best countries in the world. Ukraine should be proud of something.
    9. sherman1506
      sherman1506 21 January 2016 16: 27
      21
      The only time I agree with the church.
    10. marlin1203
      marlin1203 21 January 2016 17: 31
      +4
      Well, everything is correct "to make a candy from ..." their president is not just who, but a pastry chef ... laughing
  2. sever.56
    sever.56 21 January 2016 14: 38
    26
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/146/daji896.jpg

    59th place out of sixty - very "worthy" ...
    And, in general, - "Glory to the Outskirts", and to all normal countries - peace, prosperity, prosperity and happiness !!! She (Outskirts), let Glory, Petya and Senya be content! wassat wassat wassat
  3. Hydrograph
    Hydrograph 21 January 2016 14: 40
    +3
    The press is still that corrupt woman. What they ordered then they write, in principle, if we thoroughly rummage through, you can also pick up various miracles in the press.
    1. Ami du peuple
      Ami du peuple 21 January 2016 14: 51
      13
      Quote: Hydrograph
      in principle, if you thoroughly rummage through, you can also pick up various miracles in the press.

      The press is, first and foremost, propaganda. It has always been, is and will be so. I recalled an old joke:
      At the Soviet-American talks, Reagan said to Gorbachev: "Michael, why are we competing with nuclear weapons? Let's run a hundred meters with you. Whoever wins is the coolest." Gorbachev agreed, ran the XNUMX-meter race, Reagan won.
      The next morning, Gorbachev leafs through American newspapers in his hotel room. On the front pages the headlines: "Our Ronnie is the first!", "America is the winner!", "Russia in the ass!"
      Almost crying, Gorbachev asks to bring the Soviet press. Is reading. There is not a single mention of the "Race of the Century" that took place on the eve of a single newspaper. Only in "Soviet Sport", on the last page, is a small note: "Yesterday the international competitions in athletics at a distance of 100 m among the heads of state took place. General Secretary of the CPSU Central Committee Mikhail Gorbachev took an honorable second place. US President R. Reagan came to the finish line next to last "
      1. Yura
        Yura 21 January 2016 15: 30
        0
        This joke was already on the site, only with the heroes it was the other way around.
    2. Just me
      Just me 21 January 2016 18: 04
      +2
      I agree completely. Everyone is on a salary. There is a chief editor. And also you need to get a license.
  4. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 21 January 2016 14: 40
    +2
    and they also have unemployment of only 1,5 percent, the lowest in Europe. Hey, why are they so dead? How can you believe this after the Maidan? Well, have the brain been completely impregnated?
    1. Ros 56
      Ros 56 21 January 2016 17: 00
      +2
      Quote: AdekvatNICK
      the brain is completely impregnated.


      Here is just the zrada, the brain has remained unfertilized. Apparently a condom was used.

      It seems that they use only the lower hemispheres of the brain.
  5. SAM 5
    SAM 5 21 January 2016 14: 43
    +4
    Why be surprised - hahly always ahead of the rest. That's just embarrassment with Iran, Nigeria and Pakistan came out.
    1. olimpiada15
      olimpiada15 21 January 2016 14: 49
      +1
      Quote: SAM 5
      Why be surprised - hahly always ahead of the rest.

      Ahead, but from the other end.
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 21 January 2016 18: 46
        +2
        Quote: olimpiada15
        Ahead, but from the other end.


        No matter how you look at it, it’s the end.
        (cry.)
  6. shinobi
    shinobi 21 January 2016 14: 45
    0
    Well, why the hell did they publish this opus here? There’s nothing more to do? I personally don’t need someone else’s insanity, especially from a mattress about a ruin. I don’t have enough homegrown.
  7. domokl
    domokl 21 January 2016 14: 45
    +3
    Phi Roman. You definitely do not work in the Ukrainian media. You are reading the list on the wrong side ... We must turn it over and get the complete help. Second place and no nails ... laughing
  8. Dezinto
    Dezinto 21 January 2016 14: 48
    +8
    Goebbels wants to rebel - he likes it.

    iiihhh bin afigiren ukrain ..... das luchshchi assistant of the great Reich!

    1. Lelek
      Lelek 21 January 2016 18: 49
      +1
      Quote: DEZINTO
      Goebbels wants to rebel - he likes it.


      Want to say that Josip is pleased with his students? Jessss, sir.
      (cry.)
  9. Tusv
    Tusv 21 January 2016 14: 51
    0
    Not well, tse definitely peremoga. To catch your breath behind the hardy Africans and rush ischo 10 positions down. But the fact that Russia is re-agro in the air drones donated by the states and lands on its territory, ce zrada
  10. KBR109
    KBR109 21 January 2016 14: 51
    +1
    Ukraine entered the ranking of countries. And this is a serious achievement. How long ?
  11. Riv
    Riv 21 January 2016 14: 55
    +3
    Amused. Judging by the military rating of Ukraine, the Donbass militia is also somewhere in the first three dozen. Shiver, Europe!
  12. EvgNik
    EvgNik 21 January 2016 14: 57
    +2
    Reserve officer
    "Here we need to introduce one more category:" The ability to make candy from ... "

    Here they are the first - the president is the chocolate "king"!
  13. Batia
    Batia 21 January 2016 15: 04
    0
    Yes, the flag in their hands, a drum on the neck and a feather in the ass. They also have the most kitty cats in the world!
  14. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 21 January 2016 15: 07
    +1
    "How to kill you right away or do you want to suffer? - Better, of course, to suffer." So is that Ukraine.
  15. Antoshka
    Antoshka 21 January 2016 15: 08
    0
    I laughed. I read the Ukrainian press, I usually compare the flow of information to the same people, I notice, of course, how sometimes Ukrainian journalists have to get out. They have branded chips. And then they took up the rating! here they are still green, there is no experience, that’s they made fun of.
  16. vobels
    vobels 21 January 2016 15: 18
    +1
    Gain experience. Their foreign coaches are experienced, they have eaten more than one country. They will continue to make us laugh, only more fun.
  17. Anatole Klim
    Anatole Klim 21 January 2016 15: 19
    10
    Amused by the Ukrainian calendar, they see themselves this way this year? (cry)
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  18. bannik
    bannik 21 January 2016 15: 21
    +1
    An old joke: in a contest with one of the advanced countries, Ukraine took an honorable second place, the enemy was the penultimate! Hooray!!! Peremoga !!!
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  20. Gormenghast
    Gormenghast 21 January 2016 15: 29
    +2
    You can still offer:

    Ukraine is on the list of countries recognized by the UN!

    Ukraine is a privileged debtor to the IMF, and maybe "tops the list"!

    Ukraine owns the world's thickest gas pipeline! laughing
  21. Great-grandfather of Zeus
    Great-grandfather of Zeus 21 January 2016 15: 33
    +2
    Well, a word or a phrase doesn’t exist in nature to accurately elicit the real state of ukroina. All our efforts are just an attempt to give your name it is some kind of terretorial misunderstanding. It seems that there is time to revolve only around themselves, and the whole world is their fiction.
  22. morpogr
    morpogr 21 January 2016 15: 36
    +6
    People live in parallel reality. All around except them are to blame. The main thing is to do nothing further and listen to ukrozombosmi.
  23. AdekvatNICK
    AdekvatNICK 21 January 2016 15: 42
    +4
    just some deer. Those who died defending the Soviet Union, they fought under its symbols. And the monument to these warriors and symbols were these at that time. This is a memory of the current generation of those times. What’s the point of the collapse of the union, let’s then a man lives then he dies and all that’s left after him ... he was a writer, we burn all his books, we forbid him to quote .... he was an artist - paintings in the oven ... and the museum was dismantled in his house, because there is no man, which means dismantle everything ... Ukrainians chimeras are finished. look at what happens. in Europe and the Baltic states parties come to power that put nationalism at the forefront. The Baltic countries are all like that. Now look at Europe. These are refugees ... who sent them there? who planned? in the next election, I assure you, nationalists will come to power. Their ratings are growing by leaps and bounds.
  24. rotor
    rotor 21 January 2016 15: 43
    0
    site "Correspondent.net". It's like Zadornov every day


    This is precisely noticed. It seems that there are dropouts writing articles there. The articles are all nonsense. No wonder readers have mess in their heads.
  25. izya top
    izya top 21 January 2016 16: 00
    +2
    corr still nitsche ... sorry, the censor forbade supervision, that's where the daily changes fellow
    1. AdekvatNICK
      AdekvatNICK 21 January 2016 16: 17
      0
      install the browsec extension on your browser. Install, enable it, restart the page and there is no ban.
    2. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 20: 01
      0
      Quote: iza top
      corr still nitsche ... sorry, the censor forbade supervision, that's where the daily changes fellow


      The people walk like that, here in one of the topics a colleague gave a link on how to do this. I myself do not go, disdain.
  26. Russia
    Russia 21 January 2016 16: 17
    0
    A bit off topic.
    Where is Europe looking?
    "Nigeria" is not named tolerantly - it must be renamed "Africa"! laughing

    And in the subject:
    Countries were evaluated by criteria such as tourism and Adventures...

    Here on adventures on her ... opu and head the country of Svidomo and took first place.
    The remaining criteria were simply not taken into account.
  27. thinker
    thinker 21 January 2016 16: 18
    +1
    Today I also read the ratings, from the Ukrainian site!
    In the global ranking of competitiveness, Ukraine took 79th place from 140 countries. At the same time, Ukrainian banks were the worst in the reliability rating, taking 140th place.
    State institutions - 130th place;
    Accountability - 130;
    Quality of roads - 132;
    Change in inflation rate for the year - 134;
    The effectiveness of antitrust policy - 136;
    Regulation of stock exchanges - 135.

    http://112.ua/ekonomika/banki-ukrainy-naimenee-nadezhnye-v-mire-issledovanie-mef

    -286525.html
  28. tommy717
    tommy717 21 January 2016 17: 40
    +1
    Quote: Anatole Klim
    Amused by the Ukrainian calendar, they see themselves this way this year? (cry)

    Be sure to get in touch with Obama!
  29. Just me
    Just me 21 January 2016 18: 01
    0
    Koment from that side KORR was once a very objective and serious site. Now, here it is ... Imagine that on other sites
  30. Alexandr2637
    Alexandr2637 21 January 2016 18: 32
    -2
    Why are you attached to these Ukrainians?
    Country 404. What else?
    But about the media ....
    You know what ... Read better in the press about how our economy is flourishing, import substitution is being introduced, as we all are now .... Then listen to all this in the news on TV ...
    AND THEN GO TO THE NEAREST PRODUCT STORE, AND GOING BACK TO TRY TO FIND A JOB, so that both the SALARY and the WORK will settle ...
    FORWARD!
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 21 January 2016 19: 59
      +1
      Yesterday I went to the store, in Pyaterochka. Everything is there, the prices are normal, I bought tangerines, oranges, bananas, apples, yoghurts for children. All other products are also in stock. As for vacancies - I don’t know where, how, in St. Petersburg you can find a job, thirty thousand a month is easy, if you search and fuss, you can find better. So what's wrong?
  31. Alexandr2637
    Alexandr2637 21 January 2016 20: 09
    -1
    Quote: Mikhail Krapivin
    I went to the store yesterday, in Pyaterochka. Everything is there, the prices are normal, I bought tangerines, oranges, bananas, apples, yoghurts for children

    Well, have there been a lot of domestic goods instead of "plastic"? And what suddenly "domestic" becomes more expensive?
    Quote: Mikhail Krapivin
    As for vacancies - I don’t know where, how, in St. Petersburg you can find a job, thirty thousand a month is easy, if you search and fuss, you can find better

    Well, how do you live for thirty? If half only for housing you need to give ....
    Quote: Mikhail Krapivin
    So what's wrong?

    I want to hear the truth from the TV screens! And not Medveputovsky nonsense!
    1. Just me
      Just me 21 January 2016 21: 47
      0
      Bad with medveps? I understand it’s not sweet for everyone, but look at the neighbors. Ukraine Moldova. You don’t go to them to earn money, but they’re to you.
  32. gergi
    gergi 21 January 2016 20: 27
    0
    In the great wucropia, the situation is degrading in all areas. Hatred of Russia ceases to stifle hunger. It was a good country, spacious, comfortable. The tseeuropshiki all expelled. Europa! Take them in yourself! Let them expel you too!
  33. 4ekist
    4ekist 21 January 2016 22: 44
    +1
    Quote: Stock Officer
    "Here we need to introduce one more category:" The ability to make candy from ... "


    Precisely noticed. Here Ukraine has long surpassed even its state owners.

    But in Ukraine garny divchin.
  34. Avantageur
    Avantageur 21 January 2016 23: 20
    0
    What's new in Ukraine is a joke in Russia.

    Ukraine hates Russia so much that it will buy its coal and burn it in stoves. lol
  35. Zomanus
    Zomanus 22 January 2016 04: 55
    0
    We are laughing at Ukraine, because we do not have such an ideological frenzy.
    And there, after all, people were prepared for the fact that Russia would fall apart and that they would be masters-punishers-guards there. Almost from the very collapse of the Union, they were preparing.
    And now they treat us accordingly,
    as rebellious slave-padded coats.
    By the way, this "quilted jacket" is just from there, an association with a convict quilted jacket.
    And now they continue to live by inertia according to the same concepts.
    So there’s nothing to laugh here, for Ukraine this is the norm.
  36. stabskapitan
    stabskapitan 22 January 2016 15: 11
    0
    There is such a newspaper "Segodnya" since you open it so it feels like you live in Russia out of 100 news 50 will be about the ruble and oil exchange rate, and when the hryvnia went down yesterday, I read how to live badly in Russia, the percentage has changed about 70 at 30.