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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Christmas in Slavyansk

Greetings to all! And their own, and others.

The past year has been, how could it be better formulated, tedious. And I decided for Christmas to go to the godfathers. This is if the analogue to take the human. It seems not relatives, but to overturn a cup or two and talk for life openly after the eighth - quite to yourself. Not expecting regular reckoning in the morning - no, not in the form of a hangover. For the most terrible hangover is nothing compared to our "three-letter". That you have there, in Russia, they are "polite". And we have ... But I will not talk about sad things, especially since most of the holidays have certainly been a success.

So I ended up on Christmas in the glorious city of Slavyansk. Have godparents friends.

What can be said in a nutshell? Slavyansk lives. Very peculiar lives, I must say. It is now the capital of Donetsk region. In both. More precisely, half the capital. But with the governor and all his followers.

When the Ukrainian army liberated the city in the distant 2014 year, it was not particularly like the capital of the army itself. And people became much less, and the whole houses.

But a year has passed, and Slavyansk has become more and more like what it was before the war. And, by the way, the people have considerably increased. The city center looks quite decent, and what cars can be found - no worse than in Kiev.

The thing is that all those who came to Slavyansk came to Slavyansk who did not promise joys and riches. And the integrity of chitin. Officials, judges, prosecutors, police officers and others, who had much to lose, except jackhammers.

In general, Kramatorsk appears as the regional center of Donetsk region. As a less affected city. But what kind of hitch went out - Kramatorsk is smaller than Slavyansk and in those still times was, and they shot at nothing at all. Accordingly, the people left less.

And when the invasion of the Donetsk Varyags began, it turned out that Kramatorsk was like Moscow. I mean, not rubber. And all there will not fit. So we had to those who came running in the second turn, and those who did not get the rank, to settle in Slavyansk. The benefit of free space enough.

The locals, of course, had to be nervous, for those who were left without seats came running, but it seemed that there were more than necessary posts. But somehow everything was settled. All seated. All places have enough. The governor from Donogah in Kramatorsk, Donetsk mayor's office moved from Mariupol to Slavyansk. Plus also Slavic and Kramatorsk administrations. In short, wherever you look, you’ll get into the official.

So they sit, you know, you can't knock it out. Govern.

At the end of last year, Mr. Zhebrovsky, Pavlo Ivanovich, who, the chairman of the Donetsk Regional Military Civil Administration, if anyone does not know, this is how the RSA is now called in the spirit of the times, visited Slavyansk. And he severely reprimanded local officials that they did not properly execute the presidential decree on combating the communist past. Slavic creaked, postonali, renamed 15 streets in accordance with the letter of the decree. There is nothing left - another 163 object.

I'm not trying to pin you, do not think. Hundred. Sixty. Three. Object Which require renaming, as they are the heritage of the black communist past. In both! That is the main task! And you are all about gas and coal and money for fish ...

True, Lugansk cockroaches, who ran past me, whispered that in this respect, they too were not all thankful to God. And Comrade Plotnitsky immediately after the meeting of the new year ordered to change every single sign on the roads of the LC to the same signs, only in Russian.

But what does this mean? Yes, all about the fact that cockroaches, that Plotnitsky, that Zhebrovsky are the same. Ukrainian cockroaches. Such as me. And we do not give them, the masters of fate, to sit on that place exactly. So we push on some sort of epoch-making accomplishment. With special effects.

Okay, they made Cathedral Square from the October Revolution Square. Nothing, in the same place there is a true cathedral. And instead of Dimitrov Street, now Danilevsky Street. Also, by the way, not quite smoothly. Well, the Bulgarian communist Dimitrov is already almost forgotten in his homeland. But here Danilevsky ... Oh, how difficult with him.

And he was born not in the Donetsk region, but very much in the Kharkiv region. And he was a secret adviser in the Russian Empire. But it is okay, but the fact that his cousin, Euphrosyne Osipovna Danilevskaya, was the grandmother of the communist poet Vladimir Mayakovsky, is clearly not going through any gate. Overlooked Zrada, in short.

Well, road signs in the LC - this is also from the great joy. The fact that the roads after the bombing were not all patched up at least superficially - this is half the trouble. But pointers definitely need to change everything. To a single. So that no letters of Ukrainian language are left! Otherwise, again, it will be full of zrada, or whatever it is called in the LC.

And now let someone say that life is easy for cockroaches. Especially if we take into account the fact that sometimes people come up with their own heads that they can't hang on cockroaches in any way. As, for example, with signs.

On behalf of the entire cockroach community, I officially declare that we are absolutely not in the business! This is not our paws deal! These are the people who were honored!

That seems to be otmazalsya. Now, as usual, after a little sad babakhnu more fun. For the money I will tell. For salary. Salary in Ukraine is the same holy thing as in Russia. That only confirms the unity of the people. And getting it, dear, everyone prefers the day to day.

What do you think, what bank do all the officials in Slavyansk use? No, not Oschadbank. He has problems, and he has big problems. That there is no money, then ATMs fail ... And not Privat. With "Privat" it can be a complete hello. That is, the blood will be stuck for a week, or even more. And there’s really no one to ask.

So, the Sberbank of Russia is now considered the most reliable and popular bank! It is clear that this is not your Sberbank, in which Gref sits, but ours, in which Yushko. But it’s probably not worth telling that 100% is a subsidiary of a Russian bank. And so everyone knows.

That's what a strange thing it turns out. Russia is an enemy and an aggressor. Russia is doing everything possible to lead Ukraine astray, that is, European integration. And those who criticize and vilify you so vehemently to keep and receive money are preferred by the Russian bank itself.

Yes, it is not customary to talk about it openly. But each government official in his wallet, under the Oschada or Privata card, modestly stores a plastic card with a green coin logo. Because it is reliable. And at least once a month, albeit with an eye on, but comes to an ATM with the inscription "Sberbank of Russia". That's how it happens ... Any patriotism gives up before filling a personal wallet.

But in general, Slavyansk is alive. Yes, this is not the city that so brightly burst into the pages of newspapers and reports of the Russian media. This is the usual ordinary Ukrainian city. Where ordinary Ukrainians live. Who walk the streets, not looking at the sky. Drive in their cars, if you have the opportunity to drive.

And about the events of 2014, try not to talk. At all.

Once again all of you with the last Christmas and finally New Year!

Thank you all for your comments. Of course, I would not like to be guessed by me. I know how this will end. And mustache paws are not superfluous! So I sincerely recommend guessing on the tea leaves, maps, straws, lard fat. And cockroaches better left alone. We are still useful.

And especially for the reader Anna-Anita. There are actually a lot of us. Maybe not as much as we would like, but there is. Those who each evening begins with a glance into the distance, turning their backs to the setting sun.
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  1. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 13 January 2016 06: 49
    But the pointers definitely need to change everything. Until one. So that no letters of Ukrainian language can be left! Otherwise, again, the zrad will be full, or whatever else it is called in the LPR.

    When a male dog has nothing to do, he licks his balls, well, it’s excusable for you in Ukraine and the LPR of Tarakash (all officials in Ukraine and Russia have the same cockroaches in their heads), you live in an era of change, but also in Russia idleness sometimes appears in the minds of officials such masterpieces, not so long ago in one, well, quite popular in the thought, a thought arose (it turns out they sometimes visit their thoughts) to repaint the Kremlin (than the current one doesn’t roll it) in white ( which you can’t imagine from idleness).
    1. domokl
      domokl 13 January 2016 07: 02
      laughing I also became interested about pointers .. Something I missed. It seems like there are two official languages ​​in LDNR. So what the hell is all this? Or is there a lot of extra money?
      1. bort4145
        bort4145 13 January 2016 11: 30
        So they sit, you know, you can't knock it out. Govern.

        There is a proverb - Mr. O. always pops up, it’s a pity that she’s taken from life sad
        Thanks to the author.
      2. gergi
        gergi 13 January 2016 22: 22
        It’s easy to understand them. When they come to kill you (to kill) and you barely strayed from the sadist and the killer, any normal person will want to think less about this paadle. Here and they remove everything that is left of them, garbage from the streets and out of mind.
  2. 1536
    1536 13 January 2016 06: 57
    "Where do ordinary Ukrainians live" (?) <quote>
    Thanks for the information from the occupied city. I hope that the places associated with Karl Marx will not be renamed, because he is German, and this is for "ordinary Ukrainians", as I understand it, this is a holy nation.
    1. mojohed2012
      mojohed2012 13 January 2016 07: 16
      Not all Germans are sacred in Ukraine. Here Karl Marx is the one whom the communists were aligned with, and, therefore, it is necessary to decommunize him. For example, to say that he was actually not Karl or Marx, but Carlos Marxalov. A wide Ukrainian and a patriot nenki already with 19 century. And here are the saints - Merkelsha (who committed the Maidanchik together with Nulandsha), Steinmeier (who, like a prostitute, goes where the Merkelsha vector goes), other German-Tolera-United Europeans, such as Polish nationalists and Lithuanian-Latvian-Estonian resistance to the bloody path .
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 13 January 2016 07: 18
      Voshche something he is a different nation, it was just that there were a lot of them in Germany (why Yiddish - variations on the theme of the Old High German language, and not Hebrew at all laughing ), but also with Israel it is not very kosher to spoil relations, since in vain Pecky's tunnel was baptized in the synagogue laughing ?
      1. Kibalchish
        Kibalchish 13 January 2016 11: 50
        He is a Satanist.
        1. BMP-2
          BMP-2 13 January 2016 19: 04
          I'm sorry here. Satanists - they sell the soul to the devil. And he has nothing to sell in this regard. request
          1. Mikado
            Mikado 14 January 2016 00: 49
            Quote: BMP-2
            I'm sorry here. Satanists - they sell the soul to the devil. And he has nothing to sell in this regard. request

            "Poroshenko sold his soul to the devil, and with the proceeds of 18 rubles he bought Yatsenyuk's soul and a pie"
  3. podgornovea
    podgornovea 13 January 2016 07: 54
    About Sberbank is cool! And they introduced a moratorium on the payment of debts to Sberbank.
    Unclear! Why is this collecting necessary?
    Such "passengers" can be thrown at any moment, it’s necessary to leave Ukraine, otherwise we will have to fix much more losses.
    3 billion dollars have already been fixed, now we will try to sue, and it is generally not known how much about Gazprom for "neighborly prices" over the past years.
    "Money in the morning - chairs in the evening" and then when the money is already in your pocket, a photocopy of the payment will not roll!
    1. Samadhi
      Samadhi 13 January 2016 09: 48
      For Sberbank and the Crimea is not Russia.
      Ukrainian subsidiary of Sberbank issued loans for the ATO.
      VTB is the same.
      1. Slarch
        Slarch 13 January 2016 10: 24
        To whom is war, and to whom is mother dear ...
      2. Vadim237
        Vadim237 13 January 2016 10: 40
        And here you can learn more.
    2. Slavs
      Slavs 13 January 2016 10: 22
      Quote: podgornovea
      Unclear! Why is this collecting necessary?

      Is it really incomprehensible ??? Loot, babosiki, cabbage, cache, guilders, few, little, more !!, suckers, put on the horns, 17% ... no better than 36.5% ..., but just bring your money here ...
      In my opinion, it’s the set of words and concepts that I described above that is hiding behind the education of a financier and difficult economic terms ... Which ATO, which Crimea ?? Spit on them all ... What is the capitalist ready to do for profit? Grandfather Marx, in my opinion, said something about this ...
      1. Halfunra
        Halfunra 13 January 2016 16: 15
        Something went wrong bend? But what about ordinary people? Or for them, only Oschadbank?
        So we came in handy.
        Still ahead, and we are already there, with the money. hi
  4. igordok
    igordok 13 January 2016 08: 11
    We will come in handy.

    No doubt.
    My boss, a Ukrainian by birth, was in Sevastopol with relatives during the New Year holidays. Yesterday, after the handshake and the standard "Hello", the first words were - What EVERYTHING in Ukraine is zombie !!!
    In addition to the brother and sister living in Sevastopol, two more brothers live in Ukraine. Now brothers in conversations, as they say, "at knives." The most important thesis is "Russians are to blame for EVERYTHING". Whoever he communicates with in Sevastopol, who has relatives in Ukraine, the situation is the same - brothers, even by blood, have ceased to be brothers. Alas.
    Tarakasha, be so kind as to understand the Cockroaches in the minds of the inhabitants of "Nezalezhnaya".
    1. xBoris
      xBoris 13 January 2016 11: 14
      But how can they not be zombied .. ??
      From the very beginning of the collapse, this happened openly, and secretly - it was carried out constantly, even in the USSR.
      While the Banderaites were sitting, there were still those of war-time on the bunks - there was half the trouble.
      And how they were released - that is how it began.
      So, there this zombie never stopped.
      And then, while a person is busy with business - he is not up to these freaks.
      And to them - always it is up to everyone. So they brought the matter to its logical conclusion.
  5. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 13 January 2016 08: 56
    Life there takes its toll. And more and more people live according to the principle, where it is satisfying and warm, the homeland is there.
  6. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 13 January 2016 09: 30
    This is all sad. And the saddest thing is that Slavyansk, Kramatorsk and Mariupol are not ours yet.
    1. xBoris
      xBoris 13 January 2016 11: 11
      .. in my opinion, this is the business of those who live there.
      Maybe they don’t need our laws and courts - their (Ukrainian) are more satisfied ..?
    2. gergi
      gergi 13 January 2016 22: 28
      It’s a matter of time, territorially it’s Donetsk region. She will remain.
  7. Belousov
    Belousov 13 January 2016 09: 47
    Well, right, Sberbank is working in Ruin, and Gref refuses to work in Crimea ... am
    1. Niki
      Niki 13 January 2016 10: 41
      So they are hidden. Like 4 tablets in an advertising cabinet.
      This is all an open secret, of course. But if it is not obvious to anyone, then I will not disclose it.
  8. nivander
    nivander 13 January 2016 10: 09
    Crowds of ukrchinovnichkovs crowded and Slavyansk, and only one horseradish was not cleaned — shameful, they would take a shovel and even clean the main road.
    1. xBoris
      xBoris 13 January 2016 11: 09
      .. okay, you can think better with us .. =)
      1. nivander
        nivander 13 January 2016 11: 27
        I don’t know where you live, in the NSC and in the cities of the NSO, all roads and streets are cleared and the snow in Siberia is two orders of magnitude more than in the Donbass
  9. xBoris
    xBoris 13 January 2016 11: 09
    Hello to you !!
    With the coming light (Christmas) and dark (in the sense at night we celebrate the New Year) holidays and the upcoming Old New Year ..
    How are you, .. it has not been canceled yet ..? =)

    We are looking forward to the next "views on life" not from the media, but sober ones, so to speak, from the inside ..
  10. Anita
    Anita 13 January 2016 11: 10
    I believe, Cockroach, and rejoice that there are many of you sober-minded. I can imagine how ambiguous it will sound from female lips, but I hold my fists so that cockroaches win smile
  11. vladimir_krm
    vladimir_krm 13 January 2016 11: 12
    "Kramatorsk is smaller than Slavyansk and in those days it was"

    Dear author, do not offend my Kramatorsk! :) There have always been about 200 thousand people, in Slavyansk - 160.
    But they fired less, yes. But enough. Moreover, both Slavyansk and Kramatorsk - from the same point, from Karachun. I saw it myself. From the balcony.
    1. Dmitry Ukraine
      Dmitry Ukraine 13 January 2016 12: 30
      I support. The Slavs (as we commonly call our fellow countrymen from Slavyansk) took the brunt of shelling and destruction in the spring and summer of 2014. But Kramatorsk is really larger both in area and in population. It's just that Slavyansk is a large communications junction (both railway and highway), plus Mount Karachun, the dominant height from which Kramatorsk very easily "got" almost anywhere. Therefore, the struggle was going on around Slavyansk. So in comparing the sizes of these cities, the author is a little inaccurate. But, in general, of course, it quite realistically describes the situation.
    2. gray_angel
      gray_angel 13 January 2016 17: 06
      I support, according to BES for 1991, Slavyansk approx. 140 thousand, Kramatorsk approx. 200 thousand
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  12. Darregor
    Darregor 13 January 2016 14: 20
    But as usual there is one thing - Lenin was demolished in the summer am . Could photos and make new ones were in Slavyansk
  13. ser605
    ser605 13 January 2016 16: 53
    city ​​used officials .. and who works there besides them?
  14. gray_angel
    gray_angel 13 January 2016 16: 54
    Thanks to the author, I would like to wish you more actively to sort out your paws in different cities and towns)) we are looking forward to new notes and photos. Good luck
  15. gray_angel
    gray_angel 13 January 2016 17: 03
    Quote: Vadim237
    And here you can learn more.

    please, here is an article on this topic -
  16. gal
    gal 13 January 2016 19: 52
    and more details -
  17. Nikolay71
    Nikolay71 14 January 2016 05: 24
    I am glad that the Cockroach went more life-affirming articles. And before the New Year were one hopeless other.
  18. kumaxa
    kumaxa 14 January 2016 05: 47
    eeeh. dear case you are not BULGAKOV, you quote in places. very much your work so to speak. more precisely did not pick up a definition. reminiscent of fragments of novels. writers of the civil war BULGAKOV and BABEL. well, wait and see. you will be ill with your childhood illness. and it will be like in KUKRINIKS. and they healed like a bum of Christ. I am not a Nazi fools and so forth everywhere.