Wonders ukrodeldiki. Ukrainian ministry has official emblem with USB cords

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The Ministry of Information Policy of Ukraine has its own official symbol. The new symbol was approved by the President of Ukraine himself, Mr. Poroshenko. From the official description of the logo agencieswhich is called “the Ministry of Truth” by the most “independent”:

The emblem of the Ministry of Information Policy of Ukraine is the blue equilateral extended cross, in the center of which a blue circle with the Golden Badge of the Princely State of Vladimir the Great is imposed. From under the circle between the sides of the cross go blue cables with gold connectors.

Wonders ukrodeldiki. Ukrainian ministry has official emblem with USB cords


For Ukrainian users, the new emblem “Minstetsya” (after the name of the manager) with USB cords has become the reason for numerous jokes on the network. In the Ukrainian segment of the Internet appeared "fotozhaby" on the new symbol of the ministry. Here are some user work in a single collage:



It should be recalled that the head of the department, Yuri Stets, on December 8, stated that he had written a statement asking him to release him from his post. According to Stets, he promised to leave his post a year ago, stating that he would fulfill several "main points" in his post, and then give the post to another. The Verkhovna Rada, apparently impressed with the activity of the minister, has not yet accepted his resignation ...
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  1. +55
    28 December 2015 13: 21
    The edge itself is a territory of miracles ...
    They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!! wassat
    1. +24
      28 December 2015 13: 29
      these lovers of fly agarics and gorilki constantly introduce me into tantrums of laughter, do they even at least sometimes think what they are doing and what they are doing ???
      1. +8
        28 December 2015 14: 01
        Quote: sasha 19871987
        , do they even sometimes think what they are doing and what they are doing ???

        What for! For them there is someone to think about, only this someone turned out to be a great joker. Look how hard it is joking over the poor fellow. laughing
        1. +29
          28 December 2015 14: 14
          Quote: sasha 19871987
          do they even sometimes think what they are doing and what they are doing ???

          They begin to understand (but not all, some only the executioner's ax will need to think and reassure) that naked ZHO pa is not far off. I just read about the non-fulfillment of the contract for the supply of the tank "Oplot" to Thailand and that is now beginning to be clarified! Disgrace
      2. +2
        29 December 2015 02: 57
        Sasha 1987. Yes, their upper thinker has dried up, and the lower thinker does not think, it only lets trickles.
      3. -5
        29 December 2015 21: 48
        Are you crazy, fly agaric? Heal, woodpecker, but for all the people it’s not a market
        1. 0
          30 December 2015 18: 17
          Quote: Skiff
          Are you crazy, fly agaric?

          How did you feel?
    2. +19
      28 December 2015 13: 37
      Quote: sever.56
      They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!!

      Creatively. But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine. As a symbol of what will soon cover this country. Well, and as an image of today's main Ukrainian export product. wassat
      1. +2
        28 December 2015 13: 40
        Quote: Ami du peuple

        Creatively. But I propose to choose the female genital organ in the "zhovto-blakitny color" as the coat of arms of Ukraine. As a symbol of what will soon cover this country. Well, and as an image of today's main Ukrainian export product.


        I propose to raise the question of which coat of arms they like best - mine, or yours, for a referendum in Ukraine ... wassat
        1. +16
          28 December 2015 13: 48
          Quote: sever.56
          I propose to raise the question of which coat of arms they like best - mine, or yours, for a referendum in Ukraine ...

          I am sure that they will choose the ass, thereby they will demonstrate their tolerance for minorities, which in turn will contribute to an early entry into the EU.
          1. 0
            29 December 2015 16: 27
            Then x..r in the ass! This will be completely tolerant and understandable.
        2. +2
          28 December 2015 14: 02
          Quote: sever.56
          They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!!


          Quote: sever.56
          Creatively. But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine.


          If we talk about the state emblem, I suggest you combine your options, colleagues. A bit of imagination and ... all the same, Europe!

          As for the coat of arms of the above ministry, I am sure that it has not been finalized yet. Instead of the generic mark of the Rurikites (their "trident" is actually an attacking falcon), which they have pocketed for themselves without any reason, it is necessary to insert a cannabis leaf into the center of the cross, and instead of plugs - poppy heads. I would draw, but I can't ...
          1. -2
            28 December 2015 14: 13
            And still better than the eyes. The engine XXXXXXXX covered itself, some XXXXX fell into the eye.
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          3. +6
            28 December 2015 18: 20
            27.12.15/XNUMX/XNUMX. Photo from a local resident.

            “We were driving near Selidovo, where the Ukrainians were today carrying a huge column of some kind of outlandish equipment to the front line. clearly not "ours." In the convoy of 15 tractors there were also 20 armored personnel carriers and tilt trucks with green boxes and soldiers. "

            Dear, what kind of apparatus ???
            1. +1
              28 December 2015 20: 32
              Do you have any photos? There is a whole tank, not just a part.
              1. +1
                28 December 2015 21: 13
                Unfortunately, only an enlarged part of the same photo
                1. +4
                  29 December 2015 06: 34
                  Quote: I-Russian
                  Unfortunately, only an enlarged part of the same photo

                  The stronghold in the subject is Poland and Bandera Ukraine: the “new order” - they deployed more about this tank
                  http://topwar.ru/88578-polsha-i-banderovskaya-ukraina-novyy-poryadok.html hi
            2. 0
              29 December 2015 01: 20
              This, as I understand it, is a European present for Poroshenko, so that he gives him the pitchfork where sever.56 said. Yes, deeper, deeper
            3. 0
              29 December 2015 20: 13
              it's a leopard
            4. 0
              29 December 2015 21: 34
              if not for the angular tower, one could say that this beast looks like some "Patton" during the Korean War. something ovsky 50-60-ies.
            5. 717
              0
              30 December 2015 06: 56
              stronghold for thailand
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      3. +18
        28 December 2015 14: 14
        Quote: Ami du peuple
        Creatively. But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine. As a symbol of what will soon cover this country. Well, and as an image of today's main Ukrainian export product.


        Probably, colleague, you consider your commentary as the height of wit. The female organ you mentioned in your commentary, unlike Ukraine, excuse me for being straightforward, is a much more "practical" and demanded thing than the whole of Ukraine. Yes
        1. +1
          28 December 2015 16: 53
          Quote: Vladimir 1964
          Probably, colleague, you consider your commentary as the height of wit. The female organ you mentioned in your commentary, unlike Ukraine, excuse me for being straightforward, is a much more "practical" and demanded thing than the whole of Ukraine.


          And what, the colleague who promoted has a non-standard orientation for Russia. belay
          1. +1
            28 December 2015 17: 44
            Quote: Vladimir 1964
            And what, the colleague who promoted has a non-standard orientation for Russia.


            Well, where is this bisexual, it’s even disgusting to call a colleague. fool
            1. +1
              28 December 2015 19: 15
              Quote: Vladimir 1964
              Well, where is this bisexual, it’s even disgusting to call a colleague.

              Well, judging by the reaction, a colleague painfully criticizes. Even, well, not able to at least somehow appeal. That means for sure, well, if not so rude then gom ... sec, that is, a person with an orientation unusual for the Russian Federation. Yes
        2. +2
          28 December 2015 18: 16
          Quote: Vladimir 1964
          Probably, colleague, you consider your commentary as the height of wit. The female organ you mentioned in your commentary, unlike Ukraine, excuse me for being straightforward, is a much more "practical" and demanded thing than the whole of Ukraine.

          A woman is still a strange creature, but desired, and identifying her with politics is rather strange. A woman, a girl is an object of love and desire for any normal man, and even comparing a female organ with Ukraine is something not normal.
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      4. +3
        28 December 2015 16: 31
        If Stets can still escape from the post of minister, let him appoint Turbo or Dyusha Metelkin from USB - the characters are just under this emblem laughing
        1. +2
          28 December 2015 22: 57
          Do not prompt, but they will appoint, and then again we will be guilty that they prompted ...
      5. +1
        28 December 2015 22: 17
        But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine.
        as a symbol of the fact that the FSE has this territory 404, who are not lazy !!! And next to the organ, it is simply necessary to threaten Obama's black penis, as a symbol of the fact that it is he who has this country in an unnatural form and moreover every day!
      6. +4
        29 December 2015 06: 28
        Quote: Ami du peuple
        Creatively. But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine. As a symbol of what will soon cover this country. Well, and as an image of today's main Ukrainian export product.

        but not too much with them will be ??? it seems like a drawdown, went to the outskirts bully
      7. 0
        29 December 2015 10: 22
        But I propose that the emblem of Ukraine choose a female genital organ
        Too chic for this country. All the same, this body gives the greatest pleasure !!! For them, it’s enough .. in appropriate colors ...
      8. +1
        29 December 2015 21: 19
        Quote: Ami du peuple
        I propose that the emblem of Ukraine choose a female
        ass
        Quote: Ami du peuple
        organ in "zhovto-blakitny color".
        and with a coat of arms below the lower back, as a sign indicating the direction of movement.
      9. +3
        29 December 2015 21: 49
        I think you are wrong. The female genitalia does not need to be dirty and give it a negative meaning. I think that if it’s a conversation about human organs, it’s clear that the coat of arms should be chocolate in color. A valtsan is a king of chocolates, an exponent of thoughts and aspirations of simple ukrov and at the same time, a human chocolate eye, and whatever ordinary Ukrainians would think, fantasize and know exactly what kind of eye, depict an asshole with full anatomical details. It's a shame, of course, to use the correct ass with its useful functions to designate the country 404, but you have to sacrifice the small for a better understanding. A little stylize the ass shape, the sign inside the Khazar hamza remains and the coat of arms is ready.
    3. +1
      28 December 2015 13: 48
      The wonders of ukroheraldiki. The Ukrainian ministry has an official emblem with USB cords
      class! super! WAIT !!!
    4. +4
      28 December 2015 13: 56
      I sit at work and restrain myself so as not to laugh)))) RJ-45 forgot))))
      1. +26
        28 December 2015 14: 36
        Quote: vodolaz
        RJ-45 forgot


        They didn’t forget, but there was nowhere to stick in and stuck in another place. bully
      2. +4
        28 December 2015 16: 00
        Quote: vodolaz
        I sit at work and restrain myself so as not to laugh)))) RJ-45 forgot))))

        Have not forgotten. If you look closely, the "coat of arms" is just RJ-45, not USB. There is a protective strip for the connector lock.
        1. +3
          28 December 2015 16: 53
          Also drew attention hi Typical factory-made RJ-45. What does usb?!?
        2. +3
          29 December 2015 03: 28
          There are colleagues here who see that the picture is not USB but 8P8C, he is also in the common people RJ-45. However, for the ministry to use a niche connector on heraldry is certainly nonsense.
    5. +27
      28 December 2015 14: 02
      It has long been known what kind of "Field of Miracles" laughing
      1. +23
        28 December 2015 14: 30
        Official infographics about the growth of production of tanks "Oplot" in Ukraine.
      2. 0
        29 December 2015 12: 23
        yes ... it seems too much has accumulated ...
    6. +1
      28 December 2015 14: 30
      Well, why do they have everything satirical about themselves. The haste just takes. Do you know that on Ukrainian TV, our president always screams like Hitler? Can anyone be able to explain this? Therefore, they are all impenetrable rams there, as in the fable about the new gate. If you hammer a heresy into the brain with a hammer and you will not believe it.
    7. +7
      28 December 2015 14: 53
      (Bore Mode) Not USB, but RJ-45. With a cap.
    8. +3
      28 December 2015 15: 34
      Quote: sever.56
      They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!!

      Has already. And pitchforks, and, ahem ... ass ...
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    10. 0
      29 December 2015 12: 07
      Quote: sever.56
      The edge itself is a territory of miracles ...
      They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!! wassat

      Leg + rake - also about them ...
    11. 0
      29 December 2015 12: 07
      Quote: sever.56
      The edge itself is a territory of miracles ...
      They should introduce a new coat of arms at the time - a trident (pitchfork) in the ass. It will even correspond to the state of affairs on the territory of 404 ... !!! wassat

      Leg + rake - also about them ...
    12. 0
      29 December 2015 12: 32
      sever.56
      in the name of my country "U" - the Turkic symbol means perpetual motion!
      the coat of arms is the seal of Malkind, the son of Malka Malusha and the nephew of the Rabbi of Lubech, in general, Malkind put it sideways on the documents, which meant "B" upside down, as it is now depicted (in short), this means - the destruction of the balance of honor and conscience in the movement of the bodily "I ".
      Malkind is not the son of the fame of the brave - the seal of fame means - his own kind! (i.e. a warrior in the spirit of having no descendants)
      Yes, and the flag flipped colors ....
      1. 0
        30 December 2015 19: 30
        What country was it in the USSR and even a member of the UN, and what did YOU do with it? What movement? DOWN and for over 20 years
    13. 0
      30 December 2015 18: 15
      We would look at the emblem of our Ministry of Justice, or the Ministry of Justice: On one side of the shield are the hilt of swords, and on the other are rounded pockets, i.e. the swordfish turned out. Now let’s think: Does this emblem correspond to the purpose and quality of the service or vice versa: does the quality and purpose correspond to the emblem?
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  2. +12
    28 December 2015 13: 21
    on this ministry put an end to ...
    1. +6
      28 December 2015 13: 44
      Not ..., I’m for the creative myself.
      And with art. I have no questions.

      I have a question t.s. IT shny.

      What kind of miracle device is under the cross that he already needed four USB dad connectors?
      What kind of device, Carl? !!!
      1. +2
        28 December 2015 15: 04
        Switch is probably the network wires. Which is all the more symbolic against the background of the well-established "404 country".
      2. 0
        29 December 2015 01: 26
        Quote: Shuttle
        Not ..., I’m for the creative myself.
        And with art. I have no questions.

        I have a question t.s. IT shny.

        What kind of miracle device is under the cross that he already needed four USB dad connectors?
        What kind of device, Carl? !!!

        What kind of device? The stump is clear, a ministry talk, it seems - one wire from Obama, the other from Merkel, the third stretches from the latrine, and the fourth generally knows how the hell
  3. +5
    28 December 2015 13: 22
    You give noodles to the coat of arms, much better !! :)
  4. +4
    28 December 2015 13: 24
    Remember Neo, there is no bottom ...
  5. +13
    28 December 2015 13: 24
    Burn with napalm! Apparently, the Comedy Club case lives on and wins - USB -> United Sexy Boys.
  6. +3
    28 December 2015 13: 25
    Plus article! And the rest without words. I do not know how to comment?
  7. +53
    28 December 2015 13: 26
    And the National Bank of Ukraine issued new banknotes
    1. +3
      28 December 2015 13: 29
      5 points !!! good
    2. +2
      28 December 2015 13: 29
      Like all my life with outstretched hand !!!
      1. +19
        28 December 2015 14: 04
        What seriously ??? Is this a new bill from them? Ёёёёёёё ....

        The function of afigirovaniya at me is completely broken by Ukraine ... sad

        25 years have gone to bed - and here we are recourse
        1. +27
          28 December 2015 14: 33
          25 years went down - and here came recourse


          1. HAM
            +1
            28 December 2015 16: 00
            Something I didn’t understand, so the learned shaggy CAT, or the learned fish Kit! ?? belay
          2. +3
            28 December 2015 18: 35
            Quote: anfil
            25 years went down - and here came recourse



            Ear-ha especially sleep blida, I can’t laugh.
            1. +1
              29 December 2015 01: 25
              laughing out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pushkin is also a hohill ??????????????????? bully
            2. +2
              29 December 2015 01: 30
              Live Pushkin now, he would have died from this. And Dantes would not be needed
            3. +2
              29 December 2015 10: 05
              In time immemorial, being on a business trip in Kiev, he got to the theater on Ruslan and Lyudmila, on a mov. Hmm. He quarreled with the girl, her face turned away from a wild desire to neigh in full voice ...
          3. +1
            29 December 2015 12: 36
            there are 4000 Turkic words in the Ukrainian language!
          4. 0
            29 December 2015 23: 06
            "Traces of Unseen Beasts" by Pushkin. They have: Go fear the undeveloped, which in translation: traces of unknown monsters.
            Some kind of stupidity. An ukroyazyk has not been created either for lyrics or for experiences, it is not able to express all the unusualness of the country of Lukomorye. And so in everything. The distorted Russian language by stupid Raguli, Bandera and Selyuk. Who said he was melodious? The top of poetry and a call for the best are all in "maskalyaku on gilyaku", or Glory to the heroes, where the heroes are fascists-Bandera, executioners, murderers and simply murderers. In the absence of fish and cancer, fish and glory to such a Ukraine, where there is neither glory nor honor. They sold out and are very happy, but first they sold their Russian family. This is where the bullshit and zrada are.
            1. 0
              30 December 2015 00: 15
              And does the Kuban Cossack choir, in Ukrainian, incapable of transmitting lyrics and experiences, win all kinds of grand prix? My dearest, you will cut absolute nonsense; listen, at least you’re less than a kidman, you’re carrying water, the red root, etc.
              1. +2
                30 December 2015 08: 01
                ukro-mova, as a dialect of the Russian language has its own niche, in which .. Galia, which is nese. The Kuban Cossack Choir in this niche is the highest achievement. Only not the semantic and artistic part of ukro-language, but the RUSSIAN language.
                In the dialects of the Urals, or Pomerania, etc. you can talk, understand, even write songs, but this is an integral part of the Russian world, and you also do not understand this, and in conditions of mass insanity in Ukraine, it is simply impossible to realize. Moreover, they abandoned their Russianness. Kuban Cossack Choir-NO.
                ps There are Kozaki, too, but having broken away from the Russian world, they have turned into geyropovsky kov. They clap them.
                1. 0
                  30 December 2015 09: 08
                  Ostwest
                  non-Slavs live in western Ukraine, if they pulled on embroidered shirts they say the Turkic-Slavic dialect they did not become Slavs.
                  if the Papuan cannibal pulls on a tuxedo, he does not immediately become Anglo-Saxon.
                  an elementary example is the cue prince, the swan of a woman
                  a cue is a staff or pole, and the supreme governor who conquered Constantinople in 457!
                  my grandfather said that the last Slavs were crushed in the thalerhof and now the Turkic peoples live there!
              2. 0
                30 December 2015 22: 38
                Yes. This is true. Especially like:
                "Oh you, Galya,
                Galya is young.
                You’re not Vmerla,
                The yak was small! "
                )))
        2. +2
          28 December 2015 16: 53
          Here are the downs. What they thought of.
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        4. +2
          29 December 2015 07: 26
          Dezinto
          What seriously ??? Is this a new bill from them? Ёёёёёёё ....
          The function of afigirovaniya at me is completely broken by Ukraine ...

          Nikolay! My regards! hi
          You know, I already have a thinker who does not want to work on this topic.
          -A coat of arms for the basis of the Khazar Tamga!
          -Poros statement on the Jews and the creation of the state of Ukraine.
          -Proposal of deputies are glad to replace the word penny on the ruble.
          - The concept of Russia does not refer to Russia but to Ukraine.

          Looking at all this, the question naturally arises: who are the ancestors of the Ukrainians ?, whose heirs are the Russian princes, the Russian state, or the Turks and the Khazar Khaganate, who has died in the darkness of centuries?

          How Vysotsky sang "... Wherever there is Dostoevsky with famous notes, I would have seen, deceased, how they beat their foreheads on the door! And I would tell Gogol about our wretched life - by God, this Gogol would not have believed us.

          wassat
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    4. 0
      29 December 2015 01: 28
      Serve the poor oligarchs as victims of aliens and Russians.
  8. +2
    28 December 2015 13: 28
    Idiocy. What else did the coolers not add to cool the hot heads.
  9. 0
    28 December 2015 13: 28
    Marauding bacchanalia continues. smile
  10. -1
    28 December 2015 13: 30
    Sharia did better — instead of the cords — of item No. 2. With comments on why.
  11. +3
    28 December 2015 13: 31
    hell with a usb plug, and on what basis do they use the Rurik’s coat of arms? !!!
    1. +10
      28 December 2015 13: 53
      Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
      hell with a usb plug, and on what basis do they use the Rurik’s coat of arms? !!!


      The family coat of arms of Ruriks, if my memory serves me, is a diving white falcon on a red banner! What does ukro-Khazar tamga have to do with the coat of arms of the Ruriks ?!
      1. +3
        28 December 2015 14: 07
        and this is the stylization of the falcon
        1. +15
          28 December 2015 14: 21
          Actually not really! I would say that it looks like a stylization, but in fact their trident, this is an exact copy of the Khazar tamga! In addition, the colors of the Ruriks were white against a crimson background, and the colors of the puppies were stolen from the Swedes! They generally have the habit of stealing everything, that’s stolen, and the flag (from the Swedes), and the coat of arms (from the Khazars), and even the anthem (from the Poles)!

          Because they live like that!
          1. +2
            28 December 2015 15: 02
            Quote: Diana Ilyina
            but in fact their trident, this is an exact copy of the Khazar tamga!
          2. +3
            28 December 2015 16: 24
            You don't know everything yet laughing : "This development was STEALED by the Head of the Heraldic Service of the General Staff of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, Colonel Alexander Borisovich Muravyov, and after minor deterioration is presented as his own creation."
            http://geraldika.com.ua/old/heraldry/zsu.htm
          3. 0
            28 December 2015 16: 27
            Quote: Diana Ilyina
            This is an exact copy of the Khazar tamga!

            the question is a complex coat of arms of the Horde, a double-headed eagle, we practically don’t know anything about that time, but the fact that the Khoksls were stolen and did not pay for copyright FACT
        2. 0
          29 December 2015 10: 53
          Vasilenko Vladimir
          and this is the stylization of the falcon

          The only thing that remains of the state attributes of Svyatoslav is his seal, which depicts a two-prong. But it was only an imitation of the Khazar symbol-tamga, which was common in the Khazar Khaganate. The use of it by Svyatoslav as a non-main element of the press meant that from now on it is equal to the Khagan of Khazaria.

          Under Vladimir, the trident on coins was made in the tradition of depicting the Khazar tamga in honor of the victory over the kaganate. Moreover, since the Russian rulers until the end of the XI century. were called “kagans,” the placement of a trident and a trident, which form the basis of the tamga-shaped signs (property) of Khazaria, as a sign of power (and property) primarily on princely coins — the attributes of power seem quite natural. But most likely the image of tamga on a coin symbolized the victory of Vladimir over the Jewish Khazar Khaganate. Like the release of modern commemorative coins dedicated to significant historical events.
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    2. 0
      29 December 2015 00: 10
      Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir
      hell with a usb plug, and on what basis do they use the Rurik’s coat of arms? !!!

      And on what basis did the Jew Hitler use the ancient symbol of the Slavs? They blackened these symbols for centuries.
  12. 0
    28 December 2015 13: 31
    The image of the "rectal source of information" was not censored, therefore it was closed with a "blue cross".
  13. +15
    28 December 2015 13: 33
    it seems to me that the lower right most reflects the essence of what the state body is doing
    1. +7
      28 December 2015 13: 36
      cool cross in the center laughing
    2. +1
      28 December 2015 13: 42
      Quote: OlegLex
      it seems to me the lower right most reflects the essence

      why in the upper right rhp and not yosya G.?
    3. 0
      28 December 2015 16: 21
      Photodogs, of course, are credits, but it was the lower right that confused me ... Is this really the Ukrainian segment of the Internet? Is “Genotba” what? I thought I knew Ukrainian perfectly, but it turns out that there is something that I don’t know. But I was sure that there was no word "genotba" in the Ukrainian language.
      1. 0
        28 December 2015 18: 00
        I suspect that it meant "ganba".
  14. +6
    28 December 2015 13: 36
    Laughing and forgetting does not work. wink Whatever the day is Hochma from restless, but most importantly, unpredictable neighbors.
  15. +6
    28 December 2015 13: 40
    The people that in Ukraine mix in drinking water ??
    1. +4
      28 December 2015 13: 47
      The people that in Ukraine mix in drinking water ??

      For the last two years, VO has been struggling with this problem, until now it has not been finally resolved, due to the special clinical picture of the patient's condition.
    2. +1
      28 December 2015 13: 48
      Quote: Pomoryanin
      The people that in Ukraine mix in drinking water ??


      Well, he’s on .... It’s better not to know and not to try! Let them slurp themselves until the orderlies come laughing
    3. +1
      28 December 2015 15: 53
      Quote: Pomoryanin
      The people that in Ukraine mix in drinking water ??


      A little bit wrong: just in Ukraine, water is mixed into everything! Yes And especially - in the information!
    4. 0
      28 December 2015 16: 13
      Do you think Chernobyl easily cost them. Every second is a mutant. sad
    5. 0
      29 December 2015 01: 37
      cannabis from Afghanistan, which goes through Turkey, then to the Amerrians, and then as humanitarian aid to dodge, this is the "genotba" ..... which is mixed into the water of peaceful dill ... bully
  16. NDA
    +2
    28 December 2015 13: 42
    But how did they allow the language of the aggressor "Russian language" to choose the language of the site? And the language of the masters is put last ... :)
  17. +3
    28 December 2015 13: 45
    neighing neighing, do not stop smoking and weird))
  18. +2
    28 December 2015 13: 46
    Gentlemen from the Maidan, the powerful now do not know how to bend from the intoxicating dope of omnipotence and permissiveness. For them, all the conditions. which earlier not one country in the world was allowed and not one state. A hangover will come, but not like many alcoholics will end in a loop. (((
  19. +3
    28 December 2015 13: 46
    There is no limit to human stupidity! fellow
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  21. jan
    0
    28 December 2015 13: 47
    Whatever a stupid person would entertain. if only I didn’t ask for money)))
  22. 0
    28 December 2015 13: 48
    that’s where all the circuses left, with what along with the clowns !!!!
  23. 0
    28 December 2015 13: 50
    Why is there no enema? She would be just right.
  24. +2
    28 December 2015 13: 51
    As I understand it, now they install a USB port to each head in the head? Creativity rolls over.
    1. +3
      28 December 2015 15: 57
      Well, why immediately head off? laughing

      All ethical controllers were deleted, and the port itself is in the basic configuration already preinstalled just below the back ...
  25. +1
    28 December 2015 13: 59
    Kiev buggers lie down under the Maltese cross. Where is the Foundation of Faith Orthodox Cross? Or is it really not true under him?
  26. 0
    28 December 2015 13: 59
    It is necessary to add a photo of Goebbels to the center)))))
    1. 0
      29 December 2015 14: 37
      they and with it everything is in order, they have their own, or rather their own Goebbelsich)
  27. +2
    28 December 2015 14: 01
    Yeah, already tired of laughing, this is not a country but a field of miracles, as in the fairy tale "Buratino"
  28. 0
    28 December 2015 14: 07
    All the same, Ukrainian politicians smoke and drink quality goods !!! Keep it up, maybe take a break !!!
  29. 0
    28 December 2015 14: 15
    And the toilet seat in the form of a frame.
  30. +9
    28 December 2015 14: 18
    Quote: DEZINTO
    What seriously ??? Is this a new bill from them? Ёёёёёёё ....

    This is a joke . And the real new note is dedicated to Joe Biden, who is watching over Ukraine
  31. +1
    28 December 2015 14: 30
    It is worth noting that the image does not have USB cords, but RJ45, or how it is called 8P8C. Well and yes: It was so necessary to spoil an iron cross!
  32. +6
    28 December 2015 14: 36
    Quote: stas-21127
    It is necessary to add a photo of Goebbels to the center)))))
  33. 0
    28 December 2015 14: 38
    Especially the last cross reflects reality. Goebbels greatly regrets that he was born early!
  34. +1
    28 December 2015 14: 41
    Decorate with dill sprigs, add a "rabbit on the lawn" background and be garnished.
  35. +2
    28 December 2015 14: 43
    That will be more correct!
  36. +2
    28 December 2015 15: 11
    Hmmm what ... Naturalism in its purest form Yes. I’m even afraid to imagine: what kind of logo hahly can hang over the entrance, say, to the gynecology of the Pechersk district ... belay
    1. +1
      29 December 2015 01: 43
      laughing bully laughing give a pot, right now I will describe myself in kind .................
  37. 0
    28 December 2015 15: 13
    Mdyayayayaya .... bacon pig barn !! BanderAlogam sala !!!
  38. 0
    28 December 2015 15: 59
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2015/801/ffty33.png
    S!
  39. +3
    28 December 2015 16: 17
    "... and then he will pass the post on to another ...." The words from the article immediately inspired an old Georgian joke: "Gyvy, pereday shashlik! - Empty Vano will pass ... - Peredast yourself !!!"
    1. 0
      28 December 2015 20: 12
      Handsome men !!! And where is the view of their asses in different planes? And so that "with a hole" ...
  40. 0
    28 December 2015 16: 39
    Wow! And what will the emblems of the rest of the sharag look like now? Of particular interest is the Ministry of Economics, as well as Energy
  41. 0
    28 December 2015 16: 43
    The emblem of the Ministry of Information Policy of Ukraine is the blue equilateral extended cross, in the center of which a blue circle with the Golden Badge of the Princely State of Vladimir the Great is imposed. From under the circle between the sides of the cross go blue cables with gold connectors.
    It looks like a hint of the pro-American ambitious project “Kievan Rus”.
  42. +1
    28 December 2015 17: 39
    And in the center of the emblem it was necessary to place a bitten apple ... laughing
  43. 0
    28 December 2015 17: 44
    top left QT is the switch to Turkish, I wonder why ...
    1. 0
      29 December 2015 14: 34
      for the same reason and at informnapalm (where data on Russian pilots in Syria are published) so that it would be easier for terrorists to get the necessary information.

      aiding ISIS or Daesh or IS, as they are called
  44. 0
    28 December 2015 17: 45
    "The simpler the coat of arms, the more ancient it is" (c). The oldest coats of arms are known for their simple geometric shapes and coloring. Law of Heraldry. And you can't argue with that. The rest, ask, is a refinement and perversion worthy of a geographical misunderstanding - a stolen thing. Schizophrenic education - second-hand, can drive the heralds crazy ...
  45. 0
    28 December 2015 20: 10
    Well, since there are connectors on the coat of arms, then, it seems, it doesn't matter which ones ... The main thing is that there are 2 connectors - "father" and 2 - "mother"! Although ... in the light of the last years of European history, this is not a fact. It can be done in another way. Or - only "dads", or - only "mothers". Or ... And the words "dad" and "mom" on this very outskirts have not yet been banned "Why so !? Work ahead of the curve, Eurohohlogs !!!
  46. 0
    28 December 2015 20: 39
    As small children, the article is not about anything. It reminds the censor, it’s a shame ... Remember our buttonholes, I went through the service with guns-ha ha, brother with some kind of parachute-ha ha ha, father-tanker, can you imagine !!! - with tanks- HA-HA HA HA! No creative, trying to earn pluses. By the way, here's a topic for banter-emblem of the pipeline troops (please excuse the employees, no offense)
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  48. 0
    28 December 2015 21: 21
    fan, left shit to throw ...
  49. 0
    28 December 2015 22: 10
    A rally in Kirovograd - the beginning of a parade of Ukrainian sovereignty, - political scientist http://www.politnavigator.net/miting-v-kirovograde-nachalo-parada-ukrainskikh-su

    verenitetov-politolog.html
  50. 0
    28 December 2015 22: 18
    The virus launched by Omerika on the Outskirts called Russophobia fouls the minds and souls of a people that, as a result of a virus attack, has fallen below the Africans who have survived the Ebola virus in a country where the drunken delirium of the leader of the herd is considered the voice of reason. Is there any way to treat this? Perhaps the famine that their media loves will contribute to this or financial stabilization, the essence of which is: there is no money and never will be.
  51. 0
    29 December 2015 01: 55
    The Ministry of Finance has a cross on the entire chest with the hands of a beggar, a cross with a toilet, and a bankrupt, they hang orders for themselves
  52. 0
    29 December 2015 07: 25
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  53. 0
    29 December 2015 07: 53
    Yeah, it's clearly too much, it's not even 22, it's 33
  54. 0
    29 December 2015 08: 20
    Quote: Shuttle
    Not ..., I’m for the creative myself.
    And with art. I have no questions.

    I have a question t.s. IT shny.

    What kind of miracle device is under the cross that he already needed four USB dad connectors?
    What kind of device, Carl? !!!


    He then...... needs mother connectors....!
  55. ZKB
    0
    29 December 2015 09: 10
    I think it's a symbol. 4 mobile phone chargers diverging in all directions symbolize: “LET’S SICK ON ANYONE (in another interpretation, we’ll suck off anyone) and the classic Ukrainian: GIVE MONEY. Almost finished NAFTOGAZ emblem (we only change the wires to pipes) For min finance, we change the wires to stretched ones hands, etc. And the general outline of the emblem is the letter Z, which reflects the general policy and state of affairs in this state.
  56. 0
    29 December 2015 10: 54
    Quote: vodolaz
    I sit at work and restrain myself so as not to laugh)))) RJ-45 forgot))))

    And also E-SATA. Laughed heartily.
  57. 0
    29 December 2015 13: 45
    A joke from Anatoly Shariy
  58. 0
    29 December 2015 14: 29


    and this is their deputy minister, if anyone is interested ;)
  59. 0
    29 December 2015 14: 33
    As a system administrator, I have a question: if there are USB suckers sticking out of the emblem, do they need to be stuck somewhere? It seems that even the emblems in Ukraine are trying to stick somewhere...
  60. 0
    29 December 2015 16: 40
    My God, what happens in the end? Well, I myself like to make fun of myself, to deceive my friends, but there is a limit to everything. Are they all idiots there?
  61. 0
    30 December 2015 06: 30
    Quote: cap54
    But I propose to choose the female genital organ in "zhovto-blakitny kolіra" as the coat of arms of Ukraine.
    as a symbol of the fact that the FSE has this territory 404, who are not lazy !!! And next to the organ, it is simply necessary to threaten Obama's black penis, as a symbol of the fact that it is he who has this country in an unnatural form and moreover every day!

    Colleague. A coat of arms is just an image. USB plugs are those same members, and country 404 is a big connector for them... :)
  62. 0
    30 December 2015 11: 20
    There are no limits and boundaries for idiocy!
  63. 0
    30 December 2015 16: 06
    Honestly, we're ENOUGH!!!
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  64. 0
    31 December 2015 08: 33
    A huge country is made a laughing stock every day by a huge number of people. It's just not funny anymore
  65. 0
    4 January 2016 13: 53
    Hmm... The last one is the coolest laughing

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