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Results of the year from the Colorado Cockroach

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Results of the year from the Colorado CockroachGreetings to friends and foes! Someone was waiting for me to finally slap my life with the stern heel of the Ukrainian special services. Someone hoped not to slam. Both are right. Heel got a little, but twisted, and again with you. Cockroaches are not as simple as other insects. It is difficult to crush us.


Long thought how to begin this my solemn appeal to readers. Still, the last publication of this year. And you have a holiday on your snub-nosed, straight, crooked noses. In the sense that the New Year is coming soon. Honestly, I wanted to push it so that it came out no worse ... Well, you understood, no worse than anyone. Only somehow it is not about cockroach.

In short, so. Dear readers. Everything. Anywhere in the world, and maybe the universe. All those who are interested in the thoughts of an ancient insect, whose ancestors lived long before the appearance of man, and the descendants will live long after him, the man disappearing. On behalf of us, and everyone else who knows a lot, who sees a lot, who knows how to think, I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year!

Of course, I wish you something, but then. As your one noticed historical character. For everything has its time.

And now, with what results we come to the end of 2015 of the year. We are Ukraine, not cockroaches of Ukraine. Whatever happens, no matter how ugly, but this land is ours. This country is ours. These people are ours.

Political results

The main political event of the year is the local elections. They should have been the final stage of the formation of a new power structure of Ukraine. They seem to have fulfilled the main task. The opposition in the country is not just dead. She even rotten and spreads the corresponding smell.

However, those who seem to have won, too, do not celebrate the victory too much. The contradictions between the groups of winners are so great that we can’t talk about any stability.

I don’t know whether to relate to victory or to defeat the fact that the question of early elections to the Rada was completely removed. The results of the local elections showed that there is simply no one to form a new ruling coalition. No union will repeat the election results of the 2014 of the year. So, politics really ended in Ukraine. Darkness in the 40 millionth country.

It's generally easy to write about foreign policy. The only result of the activities of our Foreign Ministry can be considered the appearance of phenomenal abilities in President Poroshenko. Today he is the only one who can become invisible. Well, at least in this we are ahead of the rest.

Military Results

Of the many operations announced and carried out in the media, our military in reality carried out only one. Although from my point of view, it would be better if they did not. This is the conclusion of the Debaltsevskaya group of the Armed Forces of Ukraine from the boiler. I will not describe the results. It is a shame for our "Caesars" and "Macedonian". Yes, and the mothers of the victims can kill all the MOs after my words.

The military-political operation can be called the signing of the Minsk agreements. Indeed, the implementation, or rather the opposition to the implementation of these agreements, was subordinated to all the activities of our government. No matter how we managed to get out, the Minsk agreements were in our minds of our prime minister and other members of the government in solving any problems.

It's just some kind of mysticism. Like the shadow of your President Putin, which is present everywhere in the heads of most Ukrainians. In any hole plug. Probably, even when the sun goes out, we will blame your president for this. So basically, it's good that we have your Putin!

And we have been successful. None of the clauses of the Agreement has been implemented. No one! We did everything like that ... not completely, and in the end we didn’t do anything! As it was, in fact, conceived.

Financial results

There is no money in Ukraine. But there is money in Ukraine. Like this.

This is probably the most paradoxical phenomenon of our time. But to you, dear readers, I will keep the heads. So that the brain does not melt. I am writing about the loans that we are given. The IMF for Ukraine went to great lengths. We will give loans even in case of default. But you yourself know it. But you do not know what and how they think and understand about it.

There is such a quote about the fact that "the mind does not understand Russia." Yes, Russia is sometimes a very difficult country to understand. But if we speak for Ukraine in the same vein, then I’m even afraid to think about how to understand Ukraine.

It is clear that the default will be. Only for us it is not scary. Purely technical moment without any consequences. Neither economic nor legal. Charged with Russia, will be a long and uncertain result. And we will still give money. Including Russia. The CTA is ours ... And the EU will not allow it to be destroyed. Your shirt is closer to the body.

So basically, we wanted to spit on this default. We already live almost everything in it today.

International position of Ukraine

Here only tragic notes sound. As one movie hero said, "the old woman died." What is translated into understandable to all Russian means: Ukraine is completely deprived of legal personality. We are completely under external control. No one even doubts that all our “superiors” are just puppets. And the country is managed from the overseas center. Yes, and hide it is useless. That no one is hiding.

I will never believe that, for example, the blockade of the Crimea was carried out without a direct order or at least coordination with Sikorsky Street. All these Crimean Tatars, pravoseki and other pseudo-patriotic tinsel operated independently only for boys and girls from the Internet party. Normal people understood that such an event should be well paid.

If someone does not understand, where does the street of the great aircraft designer Sikorsky, here I will explain. It is there that the embassy of the true owners of Ukraine.

Economic results

The fall in GDP is about 11%. For those who do not want to watch previous falls, this is the 1995 indicator of the year. In general, there are no industries in Ukraine today that would not fall. Everything falls like fences in a hurricane.

Agriculture today is probably the most resistant to falling. Total 5% drop. Industry stumbled much stronger. The fall in industrial production is about 30%.

Ukraine's exports fell by 32%. Exports to Russia fell by 70%, and to EU countries by 35%.

At the same time, inflation exceeded 45%.

You can still give a lot of numbers in any industry. But I do not want more. Very scary. Where are we going? But one figure still give. Very little figure of the inhabitant. But from my point of view, the main figure. The main indicator of all these economic frills. Retail sales in Ukraine fell 28% this year.

Think about it. People began to buy almost a third less than ever. What is this talking about? But only that how many government officials will not lie about our achievements will not increase the money in the pockets of the common man. Ukrainians began to save. And do not just save. They began to save on the essentials.

Here I am writing now, but the thought turns in my head. Why in other countries, even not very rich, presidents and other chiefs want people to live better, and the country grew richer? Why ours do not understand that the leader of a rich and strong country is always a respected person, and a beggar beggar is always an outcast. Perhaps the cockroach does not understand this.

Okay. I will return to the theme of the New Year. This year, the main Christmas tree of our country was opened not by Santa Claus, but by St. Nicholas. I have absolutely nothing against this saint. Moreover, I respect and honor his deeds. And I have his icon. Only now somehow uncomfortable to me. Already accustomed to the good old Frost. Since childhood, waiting for him. And it is he who is a holiday for me. And my parents always gave me presents under the tree, and not in some kind of stockings. And I believed. I believed in a miracle.

And this year the miracle was brazenly taken from me. Out of the soul with dirty fingers.

So even if you, dear readers, and your children, you will find your little miracle in the morning under the New Year tree. Let the first day of the new year be associated with an unexpected gift. With a miracle.

And as you celebrate the New Year, so you will live it. I did not say. Some kind of smart man before me. But I fully agree with this statement. So you wonders in the new year! Happiness, interest in life, friends and victories!

We lived another difficult year, the year when we all chatted from side to side. Difficult year. You, on the other side, had both ups and downs, and we, on your ... also had something like that. I really don’t recall any ups. But the flight was. More precisely, as in the old cartoon, about a falling plane. It was so. Here, almost 365 series skated. But if you look at this business optimistically, then once "booms!" It did not sound, it means that we still live.

So, there is still hope. And, if absolutely conscientious, then the hope that sooner or later we will still fuss. And then the fun begins. Establish, restore, build. And in general, there is a sense for it even that ... let the toast be weird.

After all, build-restore, which is not the first time. So, we will live! I embrace all of you in advance with all my paws, I wish you every success in your (albeit odd) day life, understanding, peace of mind and a good New Year!

And until the next meeting. And they will be, if I were not the Colorado Cockroach!
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  1. cobalt
    cobalt 29 December 2015 06: 53
    13
    Damn them, Ukrainian political clowns, but ordinary normal people feel sorry for what they are to blame for, that they were born and live in Ukraine, patience for you in the new year.
    1. vadson
      vadson 29 December 2015 08: 26
      14
      The ordinary ones are no longer normal, they will hysteria and gallop, they will hysteria and gallop ...
      1. proletarian
        proletarian 30 December 2015 03: 00
        +2
        They are hysterical and galloping, but not all, so wish good luck and maintaining common sense to UNDISCUSING.
    2. vyinemeynen
      vyinemeynen 29 December 2015 11: 28
      +9
      Cockroach Okoloradsky thank you. Holiday greetings! With heels, be careful. wink
  2. Electrical
    Electrical 29 December 2015 06: 54
    16
    So basically, it’s good that we have your Putin!

    Loved the phrase
  3. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 29 December 2015 07: 14
    +4
    All this would be funny when it were not so sad. Sorry for the people. They do not live, but survive. And the clearance ahead is not visible.
    1. kil 31
      kil 31 29 December 2015 11: 42
      +2
      And as you celebrate the New Year, you will live it. Not I said. Some kind of smart person before me. But I completely agree with this statement. So miracles to you in the new year!
      In the new year, you are waiting for the sale of factories, land, ships. If your Moscow Region makes such statements on the eve of the holiday, then the next year will be worse.
      Defense Ministry advocates privatization of enterprises by NATO countries 28.12.2015/XNUMX/XNUMX
  4. Termit1309
    Termit1309 29 December 2015 07: 14
    +3
    Quote: Elektrik
    So basically, it’s good that we have your Putin!
    Loved the phrase

    Ett is the most favorite phrase of the whole continent. (I'm talking about Europe repeat )
  5. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov 29 December 2015 07: 18
    22
    In general, there are no industries in Ukraine today that would not fall
    And here the author was mistaken, the chocolate empire of Gunpowder is flourishing and Gunpowder himself has become much richer this year.
    Yatsenyuk celebrated his first honestly earned billion.
    Well, is it not overwhelming - have fun friends laughing
  6. velikoros-xnumx
    velikoros-xnumx 29 December 2015 07: 18
    +6
    Glad to hear, or rather read you. It was not a long time ago, but pah-pah-pah dashing you passed. Good luck to you, and to all normal and adequate people of whom in the world there are fewer and fewer in the coming year.
    Happy New Year! drinks
  7. Same lech
    Same lech 29 December 2015 07: 21
    +5
    Whatever happened there, no matter how disgusting it may be, but this land is ours. This country is ours. These people are ours.


    Well, BIDEN doesn't think so ...
    but still I wish all the cockroaches of UKRAINE in the NEW YEAR happiness and good luck in spite of Biden.
  8. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 29 December 2015 07: 33
    +3
    In a word, they calculated, wept (about Ukraine). I wonder who was there over the last year expecting something else? Only completely maydanutye. No one forcibly dragged the Ukrainians to the "European paradise", pushed them - yes. So, there is no one to blame other than themselves (except Russia, of course, in their understanding).
  9. Victor Demchenko
    Victor Demchenko 29 December 2015 07: 44
    +6
    well... what the results are summed up, popcorn and seeds have been stocked up (who likes what) so we are waiting ... recourse the results of the year do not please you, a nimble insect (by the way, without mockery and with deep respect for ... but you know, I don’t know what to call ...interlocutor or something.) or us. despite all the victorious reports in our media, it became much worse for us too. I find it difficult to understand the actions of the government, and our darkest one says and does something wrong in the domestic arena. about the actions of our thought, I can say one thing: a very bad theater of practically one actor (Zhirinovsky V.F., if anything) and all the other deputies act as extras. so let's wait and see what happens. Only some affluors are straining by posting on VO articles such as "Economic noose ..." where they try to prove to us sires that everything will be fine now, and the government will go there, where will it be ... fool You know, but the current situation in the country is very similar to those times when our CBR collapsed ruble, and EVERYTHINGthe country's population abruptly had income in TWO times lower ... is this an attempt to provoke the population to a riot? I really do not want such a development of events, we will lose everything from the rebellion, but figures like Chubais continue to provoke ... these are the thoughts that come to us, sires, who have not yet forgotten how to think with their thinker, and not just "shrug" ...
  10. parusnik
    parusnik 29 December 2015 07: 57
    +6
    The main political event of the year - local elections... That's yes ... Here just now I revised the hf "Election Day" ... and Shnur's song from this film, well, exactly about the Ukrainian elections .. Elections, elections, all the candidates ... dear people .. That was later confirmed , judging by the adopted laws ... Now your life will become better, more fun ... And they have created problems for us too ..
  11. Egoza
    Egoza 29 December 2015 09: 47
    +5
    Happy New Year to the distinguished Cockroach! and may he bring you and all of us new achievements, stability, and of course, health. You cannot live in Ukraine without this. By the way, many prophets, astrologers and all sorts of ... Sensei of Ukraine say that we will prosper in the New Year. So the bread crumb will also fall to you. I liked it most of all ....
    The main seer of 2016, the orangutan Magda, who lives in a zoo near Kiev, also helped predict the future. She was offered three options (fruit) of answers to each of the three questions. Which fruit I chose - this is the answer-forecast. When asked whether there will be a visa-free regime in Ukraine with the European Union, I chose the answer: "Yes, you will go to my homeland without visas." The answer to the question of what the dollar exchange rate will be next year is "you better not ask what our rate will be." The monkey also predicted the 2016 parliamentary elections.
  12. e2e4
    e2e4 29 December 2015 10: 07
    +4
    Happy New Year to the author and everyone present! I read with interest the reports "from there", of course, I would like everything to change for the better next year, but something is hard to believe ... So I just wish everyone health, patience (we cannot survive without him) and new ones " cockroach stories!
  13. Nikolay71
    Nikolay71 29 December 2015 10: 33
    +2
    Happy New Year Cockroach! And may no one step on you next year!
  14. zekaze1980
    zekaze1980 29 December 2015 10: 40
    +1
    Tramaytas friends Ukrainians)), well, how is it ... nee vmeee ...
  15. ROMANO
    ROMANO 29 December 2015 10: 41
    0
    Quote: e2e4
    ... I just wish everyone ... and new "cockroach" stories!


    Join us!
  16. Waltasar
    Waltasar 29 December 2015 10: 51
    +2
    Happy New Year, Tarakashka. Thanks for the interesting articles.
    May God grant you everything.
  17. Balagan
    Balagan 29 December 2015 12: 37
    0
    Something is somehow sad today at Tarakashi. Holiday greetings!
    PS And on your street a bag of sugar will crumble - there will be a holiday for all the surrounding cockroaches good
  18. rus-5819
    rus-5819 29 December 2015 13: 34
    +2
    Quote: vyinemeynen
    Cockroach Okoloradsky thank you. Holiday greetings! With heels, be careful. wink

    Thanks Cockroach! No dichlorvos to you, no slipper! Please us and longer. Happy New Year!
  19. fa2998
    fa2998 29 December 2015 14: 29
    0
    Quote: parusnik
    The main political event of the year - local elections... That's yes ... Here just now I revised the hf "Election Day" ... and Shnur's song from this film, well, exactly about the Ukrainian elections .. Elections, elections, all the candidates ... dear people .. That was later confirmed , judging by the adopted laws ... Now your life will become better, more fun ... And they have created problems for us too ..

    You leave Shnur alone, he sang about OUR CHOICES, and over the years it did not get better! And the Ukrainians let them look for Shnur, especially the word "Leningrad" is prohibited there laughing yes hi
  20. gladcu2
    gladcu2 29 December 2015 17: 56
    -1
    Thanks to the author and Happy New Year.

    The state is an emotionless mechanism for governing the country. Designed to equalize citizens in their rights and protect them from external and internal aggressive factors.

    The scheme is as follows.

    1 Government
    2 State
    3 Citizens

    We change the government to a government that is not nationally oriented and the state begins work on turning its citizens into slaves.

    Way out. Replace the government. Democracy, a system of political balances, in wartime, crisis time does not work. The state, as a rule, does not have a government control mechanism (moral aspect). Unless the KGB in Russia managed to carry out this operation.
    Remains two things help from the outside, remember Katerina 2. Or a riot of citizens. The revolt of citizens without a morally strong and informal leader can question the country before self-destruction. What will be left? Wait, change consciousness, ask GDP for help.

    As you can see, there is a need to ask the UN to create a committee to help countries with a non-nationally oriented government in order to restore state sovereignty.

    Of course a lot of controversial issues. But the informative space with the growth of progress has already created the possibility of solving these problems.
  21. Raindragon
    Raindragon 29 December 2015 20: 17
    0
    In light of the results of the past year, I do not understand: why the hell Ukraine spits on Russian? It’s not the Russian budget that’s being stolen, the economy is undermined and billions are being saved ... It’s not clear
    Although Poroshenko probably learned how to become invisible, then Putin suddenly split into two and began to oppress Ukrainians in every way. Poroshenko is invisible, Putin2, Putin3, Putin 4 ... Superman damn
    And still it is not clear why the people went to the people. What is the difference in us? Russia is saving - Ukraine is saving, inflation, the economy is out of the blue - but is it not so in Russia? Even the mentality - we do not care - is similar.
    Then what the hell are we fighting ?!
  22. Kibl
    Kibl 29 December 2015 20: 56
    0
    Show me ordinary people in Ukraine, they all moved there, this is some kind of nightmare! As the taxi driver said in "Brother 2", namely, "There were people like people and all of a sudden everyone became idiots! Paradox!" It looks like Ukraine experienced a new WMD and the results are obvious, the country instantly turned into "something"!
  23. Lekov L
    Lekov L 29 December 2015 21: 33
    0
    good luck to you cockroach, patience and faith!
    Sincerely ...
  24. Olegmog
    Olegmog 29 December 2015 23: 47
    0
    Cockroach, next year, I want to continue
    read your articles! Take care of yourself, health!
  25. artwin
    artwin 30 December 2015 04: 51
    0
    the picture pleased :)