Meet the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department!

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You should recognize his face even under the guise of "his" and by characteristic habits!

Meet the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department!

Meet the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department!


Here, the memo, which is used by all sorts of Alexandra Matrosovs, on ANNA-NEWS and not only from myself, I’ll add to it that they are, as a rule, on all resources with avatars of any cosmonauts, Russian tank-type helmets, or “USSR” inscriptions on avatars, what should we hint that he is KGBE “his own” ..
...
Also, they use racially correct nicknames, for it is difficult to imagine that a thread “hero of the USSR” or a person who has taken this glorious name for itself will advise you something bad, isn’t it ...? )

When you read these cute tips, you will see this manipulative logic in many posts here and on the Internet, they are always very similar.
..and even as you read, you will notice that you have already seen these constructions in other people's texts in different places, and more than once.


So:

Pa m I t to the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department. This.

In order to convey the idea to the audience as best you can, you need to take a few preliminary steps for the patriots of Russia to take you for their own.


1. At every opportunity, mention in a positive way the USSR and its leaders, especially I.V. Stalin. This will give you the widest possibilities in the future. Publish memories of veterans, stories from the lives of heroes, links to military history topics.

2. Always compare the achievements of today's Russia with the achievements of the USSR. During the 70 years of the USSR, he had a mighty industrial growth in the 30-s, and serious scientific achievements in the 70-s. Combining this in one text, it is easy to prove the nullity of any attempts to produce something in modern Russia.

3. If in modern Russia something was nevertheless managed to be developed or produced, immediately indicate that in the USSR it would be better, more, and already produced.

For example, the best comment about the first flight of the PAK FA looks like this: “Under Stalin, this plane would already be in the army.”

He is patriotic, it can not be refuted and, most importantly, he completely levels Russia's achievement in the eyes of the reader.

4. Compare all production in Russia with a well-chosen example from Soviet times. For example, a message about the number of new aircraft or tanks Feel free to compare with the release of aircraft and tanks in 1942.

5. Always mean that all our neighbors want to attack us immediately. Remember the year 1941 more often. If you are considering a threat from China, unobtrusively hint that NATO will not stand aside.

6. Having earned a reputation as a patriot, you can move on to more courageous actions. For the smallest reason, demand the resignation of a minister, government, or president. The phrases “And under Stalin they would have already been / well-shot”

7. Often accuse of lying. It is possible as unaddressed, such as "There are liars in the government", and it is targeted, in the style of "Putin - on 90% a liar."
After such training, you will be trusted by significantly more people.

If you just write something like “Ares is about to take off, and Angara will never fly,” or “T-80 is being scrapped due to corruption,” you can just kick it off the forum.
If you preface this phrase with a story about the successes of the Soviet cosmonautics or the Red Army in the Second World War, even knowledgeable people will believe you.

DEFINITIONS AND TERMS:

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1. Definitions and terms
Russia is a country that illegally owns mineral reserves on its territory, which belong to the whole world.
"Paid agent of the Kremlin" - any opponent who uses facts and figures to answer
"Edinoros on salary" - anyone who does not criticize the government at the forum
“Western democracy” is an unattainable model, an ideal society to which a country that illegally owns world’s mineral wealth should strive

General recommendations:

2.
Try to use less numbers. Unfortunately the numbers can be checked and it will undermine your position. Do not use comparisons as a percentage - you can get confused.

2.1 If you still use the numbers, never use the Russian statistics - it cannot be correct by definition. Correct happens only American, Japanese and European statistics.

2.2 Always use the saying that "statistics is one big lie."
If the statistics in Rush shows something bad, then it is correct, but underestimated at least ten times.
It is impossible to refute this statement, so use these objections whenever you can say it.
If you use American statistics, then you are saying exactly the opposite. Prove nothing. It is enough to call the opponent "paid United Russia party hirer".

2.3 If your opponent does not provide links - then call it an unsubstantiated chatter. If the opponent uses links, he is a “copy-paste” and cannot say anything with his head. Do not forget to insert the saying that statistics is one big lie, so there is no point in believing its numbers.
If your opponent responds briefly - accuse him of superficially highlighting the problem, and not knowing the topic. If the opponent answers in detail and in detail, then he is a boring pedant, and “there’s no need to post such enormous footcloths here - no one reads them anyway” (C)

2.4 Do not forget to call your opponent "amateur". Man rarely has encyclopedic knowledge in all areas. Therefore, if the opponent defeated you in the weapons issue, then in the economics topic instead of answering the question about the growth of Russia's foreign reserves, you can call him an expert on T-34 tanks and change the discussion topic because of his incompetence - “my name is too known for me to tell you about it ”(C).
It does not matter that you understand the economy even worse than your opponent - the burden of justification lies on the accused.

2.5 If the opponent still presses you with some figures or facts, there is always a universal remedy. Blame the opponent that he did not see it with his own eyes. And only on the Internet or in photos. If the opponent saw with his own eyes the Russian new tanks or aircraft, then he didn’t see all the submarines.
(they are located in different seas thousands of kilometers apart).
So, boats exist only on paper! Similarly, the opponent could not see Russian missiles and nuclear weapon, it does not have, and can not be admitted. And I will have to agree that he did not see them. You won the argument! If I didn’t see, it means they are rusting and rotten.
We remind you that even a very versatile opponent cannot personally observe dozens of types of weapons, ships, aircraft, air defense. So, there will always be a hundred types of weapons and equipment that he has not seen!
That is, against his testimony on several types of weapons, you always have in opposition to hundreds of types of weapons that he did not see, and where exactly all the “horror” is.
The method is suitable not only for weapons. If the opponent is familiar with animal husbandry, then he probably doesn’t understand the cement industry, and if he does (still out of luck), then there are still dozens of technologies in radio electronics.
In principle, you can enumerate all types of industries in a row using a brute force method; in some of your opponents you will not find something to object to (or get tired of it). So you won the dispute again.

2.6 Do not forget to announce your victory. It is desirable many times in a row. Later, you can always insert a reminder of this “victory” in any other topic, for example GLONASS. Let the opponent again refutes and argues that in the topic about export tanks T-90 a month ago, he could not prove with the documents that Turkish cement does not take 40% of the market in Russia, but only 1%.

2.7 Any positive statement about Russia, about its army or navy it should be commented: "They licked notably, bravo!" Perfectly infuriates any decent person, especially if you repeat this often and without reason.

2.8 Be sure to remind you that Mace, the PAK FA did not fly (delete the irrelevant, enter the current, the list is updated).

3. METHODS and technologies of productive flood.
If, however, it is difficult to deny anything because of blatant evidence, the following methods and methods of discussion should be applied:

3.1 If something still works in Russia, then these are old Soviet developments, factories, technologies. Russian to the Soviet have nothing to do, so they have no moral right to be proud of Soviet developments. All design development in the USSR was made by Jewish designers, and it was all created mercilessly exploited by national republics.
Military aircraft made in Tashkent and Tbilisi - is this not proof! And the spaceport in general was in Kazakhstan.

3.2 Always say that Russia sells only raw materials! And if this is not a raw material, then it is something harmful, like nuclear power plants or weapons.
Be sure to note that only third world countries buy Russian weapons. Neither the United States nor England buy this useless weapon because it is of poor quality. Even if the T-90 tank is ten times cheaper than the best Abrams American tank of the 1990 model of the year, it will not be bought anyway. Because he is much worse.
It is only underdeveloped India, China, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia and more 50 backward countries are buying this useless technique.
And in general, Russian exports of aircraft, tanks and ships with submarines brings miserable 8-10 billion dollars a year. With only one and a half times the annual budget of Lithuania.

3.3 Any question about the modernization of the Russian industry is reduced to the example of AvtoVAZ (a win-win series).
If Irkut Corporation launches an automated production line for Yak-130 aircraft and promises to produce 5 airplanes per month, declare that they cannot even make Lada (C), it means that they will not even make an airplane. However, this argument must be applied carefully, unfortunately, after a few months, when production begins, it will be harder to say. But there is always another project or plant that has not yet started production.
This method is even more convenient when discussing plans for the construction of large NPP-type facilities and large plants.
In this case, construction preparation, design, commissioning, etc. take from 2 to 3-5 years. During this entire period, you can compare the future project with AVTOVAZ with impunity - the method works flawlessly. The problems that you will remember your words - do not exist, according to objective data you will be banned from ip much earlier, even in the most tolerant forum.
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3.4 In the case of a discussion of the military-industrial complex, the comparison with VAZ is not as effective. Unfortunately, witnesses of the Soviet times are alive who know about the achievements of the Soviet defense industry with the disgusting quality of the Soviet "Muscovites" and "Zhiguli".
In this case, the method of discussion is desirable to translate the construction time. Building a large modern ship takes 5-7 years, designing and testing any complex weapon system from 5 to 10 years. A great reason to prove the inefficiency and "degradation" of the Soviet defense industry.
Again, beware of comparisons with foreign counterparts. If, nevertheless, the opponent says that the F-35 fighter is being developed from 2000, and will be mass-produced only from 2017, if the program is not closed at all, immediately stop the discussion and proceed to the next item.

3.5 If something is being built, developed or sold for export in Russia, this is done only for the sake of cutting. Russian weapons are bought only for bribes in all countries of the world, even if it costs five times cheaper than the American or European counterpart. At the same time, kickbacks and cuts reach 90% of the cost. The issue of the cost of such weapons is desirable to avoid.

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Here, here is a school of how to resist this Abwehr fall, read, even if not at one time.
Also, as in 41 in the USSR, they shouted in the rear that "Russia is dead", and so now.


Turn on at work, in the office, or while washing the floor. Give links to those acquaintances who are often, as they say, infuriated by what they read on websites, who take it to heart, but, alas, do not fully understand what is happening on Runet’s network.
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  1. +1
    18 December 2015 12: 59
    Is this a joke?
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      1. +20
        18 December 2015 13: 29
        Quote: Oleg NSK
        Nda-s ... judging by the article on VO 99% agents ... however it may be so


        From such a comparison in percent, of course, it is difficult to get confused. laughing But!

        So so so. Let's take a look at "Pamyat to the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department. Real." Clause 2.3.

        If the opponent does not provide links - then call it unproven chatter.


        That's it! wink What will be your evidence? what
        1. +23
          18 December 2015 13: 43
          Meet the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department!

          Well, it’s necessary to surrender all the agents of the State Department! belay
          "Cruel Realist", it's cruel! laughing
          1. +14
            18 December 2015 14: 37
            Quote: СРЦ П-15
            Well, it’s necessary to surrender all the agents of the State Department!
            "Cruel Realist", it's cruel!

            .. it was high time .. especially if you carefully read the discussion of any topic, without this phrase you can’t do anything, quote from the article:
            such as "Liars are sitting in the government," and targeted, in the style of "Putin-90% liar."
            .. one small "but" for this act is provided for in Article 319 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation:
            Public insulting a representative of the authorities in the performance of his official duties or in connection with their performance - shall be punishable by a fine in the amount of up to forty thousand rubles or in the amount of wages or other income of the convicted person for a period of up to three months, or by compulsory labor for a term of up to three hundred and sixty hours, or correctional labor for up to one year. (as amended by Federal laws of 08.12.2003 N 162-ФЗ, dated 07.03.2011 N 26-ФЗ, dated 07.12.2011 N 420-ФЗ)
            Source: http://ppt.ru/kodeks.phtml?kodeks=20&paper=319
            .. with all due respect to work not grateful to the moderator, you must be careful .. hi
            1. +2
              18 December 2015 18: 33
              For any politician, a "liar" is not an insult, but a statement of fact!
              "Never tell the truth if you can lie!" (from)
          2. +6
            18 December 2015 16: 44
            Quote: СРЦ П-15
            Well, it’s necessary to surrender all the agents of the State Department!



            Even those who did not know what is this agent ...

            For example, I consider statistics (as well as history) to be big, gaudy prostitute ...
            So, then - I'm the ideological (non-paid) agent of the State Department ...
            1. +3
              18 December 2015 20: 10
              Quote: veksha50
              So, then - I'm the ideological (non-paid) agent of the State Department ...

              I'm not ideological, I'm random drinks Obama - pay !!! If you change your mind - you will be at the cash desk hi
            2. 0
              18 December 2015 23: 50
              Quote: veksha50
              For example, I consider statistics (as well as history) a big, rash prostitute
              "Forgive God" they are political - they manipulate statistics and distort history. Science has nothing to do with it. If you collected statistics for yourself, I believe, you would have a different opinion about this science.
          3. +3
            18 December 2015 20: 04
            1. At every opportunity, mention in a positive way the USSR

            I was born THERE, I swore allegiance to the USSR, and to no one else, MY children were born THERE - what else can I say?
            6. ... "And under Stalin they would already be sitting / they would have already been shot"

            More recently, on this site - about "furniture" managers.
            .........
            Under many points "P a m y t to a Russian-speaking agent of the State Department." hit ... belay
            I AM THE STATE DEPARTMENT AGET laughing
            For a salary (like they should pay) where to go, is there a cash desk somewhere nearby?
            1. +2
              18 December 2015 20: 22
              Quote: Serg Koma
              For a salary (like they should pay) where to go, is there a cash desk somewhere nearby?

              and x ... sorry face does not crack? drinks
              1. +1
                19 December 2015 08: 14
                Quote: Viktor Demchenko
                and x ... sorry face does not crack?

                So am I fighting against world evil I want to translate the loot! And he himself at the pasture - the muzzle of Hari will only become slimmer, though wrinkled laughing

                drinks
          4. +1
            18 December 2015 23: 07
            So you can get confused, or maybe this article is framed for us request laughing
          5. +2
            19 December 2015 03: 20
            +100500. The offset is unambiguous. True, I personally do not really like to argue with those who are convinced that my country is d-th, thieves rule it and it does not produce anything. Any ANKL JO persuade anyway is pointless. If he likes to consider his country to be d-man, and everyone around him to be crooks and thieves, then how can I dissuade him from this and spit in his soul? request And the training manual is correct - I would advise many to read it and recognize yourself in it.
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        3. +14
          18 December 2015 13: 55
          What will be your evidence?

          I repeat ... It is very difficult to prove the obvious.
          ... I think it's not a secret for anyone that there is an information war ... the article describes the principle of operation of the "ordinary rattler" (which, as you probably noticed, there are a huge number of VOs (and not only) ... and they are of different polarity) , but fortunately few people pay attention to them, except themselves ...
          The way of "telling the obvious truth" - these agents are really dangerous ... they really are, they mix particles of lies .... the principle of action of rating agencies (to earn trust, and then manage trust)
          ... In general: "Any readily available information is either advertising or propaganda" .... therefore it is easier to have your own opinion based on an analysis of the facts, taking into account the interests of the parties, ..... and so on
          .... well, either .... for example: "go and see with your own eyes"
          1. +9
            18 December 2015 16: 14
            Oleg NSK
            Well, don't tell me, many of these "ordinary tarahtelok", as you called them, have a very serious rating and there are a lot of plus signs for each post)))
          2. +3
            18 December 2015 19: 59
            The way of "telling the obvious truth" - these agents are really dangerous ... they really are, they mix particles of lies .... the principle of action of rating agencies (to earn trust, and then manage trust)

            Correct thought, I agree with you.
        4. +2
          18 December 2015 17: 34
          Quote: Dym71
          Like this! What will be your evidence?

          How are these? "Z kokayin!"))))))
          (Too bad Arnie's hilarious accent did not convey in print lol )
    2. +19
      18 December 2015 13: 06
      Nda-s ... judging by the article, 99% of agents are in VO ... however, maybe it is so ...
      ... and brought Starikov down, apparently as a typical agent sample?
      1. +12
        18 December 2015 13: 47
        Quote: Oleg NSK
        on VO 99% agents ... however maybe it is so

        Please tell me where to apply for a salary?
        1. +5
          18 December 2015 14: 14
          Quote: Ami du peuple
          Quote: Oleg NSK
          on VO 99% agents ... however maybe it is so

          Please tell me where to apply for a salary?



          Exactly. The "crafty" will first of all begin to joke. A simple psychological test: you cannot remain silent - they will suddenly suspect. Therefore, you need to "blur" something ironic in order to dilute the severity of the moment.

          Remember: "On the thief and the hat is on."
          1. +16
            18 December 2015 14: 22
            Quote: hrapon
            Exactly. The "crafty" will first of all begin to joke. A simple psychological test: you cannot remain silent - they will suddenly suspect. Therefore, you need to "blur" something ironic in order to dilute the severity of the moment.

            You said everything correctly.
            Now we will calculate them and the "keyboard" will burn under their fingers am
            All comedians to the wall.
            Before the president’s speech, I also looked around and thought that everything was bad, what but below we don’t know much and don’t understand, it’s just necessary
            And 4 hours spent watching TV turned my mind upside down. I understood and made sure that our country is on the right track and that there is an answer to every question.
            Now I know for sure that I will always vote for Vladimir Vladimirovich, in 2018, in 2024, in 2030, in 2036, and also in 2096.
            And if I don’t succeed in 3006, I will ask for an absentee ballot in order to vote in advance.
            I do not see alternatives and I do not want to see. Well done keep it up!
            PS. And he did a great job of the Turks! licked fart angry
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              18 December 2015 14: 26
              Quote: PHANTOM-AS
              Quote: hrapon
              Exactly. The "crafty" will first of all begin to joke. A simple psychological test: you cannot remain silent - they will suddenly suspect. Therefore, you need to "blur" something ironic in order to dilute the severity of the moment.

              You said everything correctly.
              Now we will calculate them and the "keyboard" will burn under their fingers am
              All comedians to the wall.
              angry


              I have to disappoint you: strained sarcasm is also one of the signs.

              At the expense of "computing" - a lot of honor. Everything is on the surface.



              By the way, the number of "pluses" and "minuses" per article is an impeccable statistic.
              1. +2
                18 December 2015 14: 48
                Quote: hrapon
                I have to disappoint you: strained sarcasm is also one of the signs.

                I'm upset! only it is not sarcasm, but dedication Yes
                Quote: hrapon
                By the way, the number of "pluses" and "minuses" per article is an impeccable statistic.

                and if the author hesitated?
                1. +3
                  18 December 2015 20: 07
                  He joked then very multilayered and intricately.
              2. +4
                18 December 2015 17: 00
                Quote: hrapon
                By the way, the number of "pluses" and "minuses" per article is an impeccable statistic.



                Konstantin, let me disagree ...

                Someone at work, someone is sick, someone is busy with grandchildren ...

                As a result, it is possible that they have read the article and noted the pluses and minuses of a very definite part of people who also have quite certain views ...

                And here the infallibility of statistics begins to limp ...

                This is me not as a dispute, but still the phrase "flawless"statistics somehow sounds" not comme il faut "... Statistics, like history, have always been used as a corrupt girl ...
              3. +2
                19 December 2015 03: 43
                Quote: hrapon
                By the way, the number of "pluses" and "minuses" per article is an impeccable statistic.

                65 State Department agents (at the time of writing) .. where this world is heading .. bully
            2. +6
              18 December 2015 16: 55
              Quote: PHANTOM-AS
              Now I know for sure that I will vote for Vladimir Vladimirovich always, in 2018, in 2024, in 2030, in 2036, and also in 2096.
              And if I don’t succeed in 3006,



              Hmm ... It's time to change your nickname to "Black Raven", or "Koschey the Immortal" ...
              1. +4
                18 December 2015 21: 11
                Quote: veksha50
                It's time to change your nickname to "Black Raven", or "Koschey the Immortal" ...

                it needs to be changed for the client wink
            3. +1
              18 December 2015 20: 04
              Something, all his applications are directed to foreign countries, but internal ones, as I mistakenly think, of course, are vorogs, and they don’t lead to exposes by ear. I put my little plus sign in your irony.
          2. +3
            18 December 2015 14: 36
            Quote: hrapon
            The crafty "first of all will begin to joke. Remember:" There is a hat on the thief, too. "

            Oh, damn it, how stupid I slept something! Watchful hrapon (snoring, or what?) Figured out at a time!
            You have paranoia, dear. Contact the appropriate specialist. And then soon you will be afraid to go to the toilet out of necessity - suddenly there are agents of the State Department.
            1. +3
              18 December 2015 14: 45
              Quote: Ami du peuple
              Quote: hrapon
              The crafty "first of all will begin to joke. Remember:" There is a hat on the thief, too. "

              Oh, damn it, how stupid I slept something! Watchful hrapon (snoring, or what?) Figured out at a time!
              You have paranoia, dear. Contact the appropriate specialist. And then soon you will be afraid to go to the toilet out of necessity - suddenly there are agents of the State Department.


              I was waiting for an answer and was not mistaken.

              Friends, plan B is being implemented before your eyes. If someone tries to catch the "evil one", they will immediately try to accuse him of paranoia and kick him offensively in some way, becoming personal.

              After all, they can’t keep silent ...
              1. +1
                19 December 2015 12: 08
                Konstantin!

                I read the article and thought a little, just a little. It is useful to consider problems, even small ones, from many sides. From the article, it turns out that all those who, in their views, are more left than our economic liberalism, are agents of the State Department. Wow! It never occurred to the author that he was agitating for supporters of liberalism, for the followers of Egor Gaidar. There are many other absurdities. From the article, exaggerated, it turns out that the country needs only hurray-patriots.
                Naglosaksy, by author, very tupPyee. What are they fighting with communist ideas?
            2. +2
              18 December 2015 15: 03
              [quote = Ami du peuple] The crafty "first of all will begin to joke. Remember:" There is a hat on the thief on fire. "

              Watchful hrapon (snore, or what?) Figured out at times! You have paranoia, dear. Contact the appropriate specialist.

              So this is a comrade snoring professional disease -
              his work in the military prosecutor’s office affects ... He sees through and through everyone, like an x-ray bully
              1. +3
                18 December 2015 15: 12
                [quote = ranger] [quote = Ami du peuple]
                So this is a comrade snoring professional disease -
                his work in the military prosecutor’s office affects ... He sees through and through everyone, like an x-ray bully[/ Quote]

                It's nice that they remember you .... Thank you for the x-ray.
                1. +2
                  18 December 2015 15: 22
                  Quote: hrapon
                  It's nice that they remember you .... Thank you for the x-ray.


                  Yes, please, always happy to please ... hi
                  1. +2
                    18 December 2015 15: 37
                    Quote: ranger
                    Quote: hrapon
                    It's nice that they remember you .... Thank you for the x-ray.


                    Yes, please, always happy to please ... hi


                    Many thanks.

                    Speaking of pseudonyms, Khrapon is just a common folk from Ferapont (look at Leskov), but Ami du peuple ("Friend of the people") will be stronger than Goethe's Faust. Who cares, our pick with the follower of Marat is here: http://topwar.ru/87926-rossiyskie-razrabotchiki-zavershili-pervyy-etap-okr-po-so

                    zdaniyu-korabelnyh-dvigateley.html # comment-id-5359490

                    Notice I'm using the link.
                    1. +2
                      18 December 2015 21: 36
                      Quote: hrapon
                      but Ami du peuple ("Friend of the people") will be stronger than Goethe's Faust. Who cares, our pick with the follower of Marat is here

                      Once again I am delighted with you, dear Khrapon! Immensely surprised that you carefully store our correspondence. Did my so imperfect lines touch your stern heart?
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                18 December 2015 15: 13
                Quote: ranger
                So this is a comrade snoring professional disease -
                affects him work in the military prosecutor's office ...

                Then it's clear. This is called "professional deformation". I am not kidding.
              3. 0
                18 December 2015 15: 31
                Quote: ranger
                So this is a comrade snoring professional disease -
                his work in the military prosecutor’s office affects ... He sees through and through everyone, like an x-ray

                oh Mommies!
                this is ours, X-ray Man.
                It remains only to find out about the name "X-ray", by nickname everything is clear "Snorer" - apparently a long time in intelligence.
                But the surname .., mmm., But about the surnames The cruel realist did not say anything, it means really ours.
                1. +4
                  18 December 2015 15: 48
                  Quote: PHANTOM-AS

                  this is ours, X-ray Man.


                  At the expense of priority in this discovery (x-rays), the Germans were always mistaken.

                  Even Ivan the Terrible once said to his boyars: "I can see you <....> through and through."

                  It's my pleasure....
          3. +1
            18 December 2015 15: 03
            It reminds me of a film about 10 blacks ... And who is the agent? bully
          4. 0
            18 December 2015 17: 00
            You are just like an investigator with experience)))).
          5. +1
            18 December 2015 18: 53
            Quote: hrapon
            A simple psychological test: you can’t keep silent - they suddenly suspect.

            And they also say - "whoever called himself, that and usr..sya!" smile
          6. +1
            18 December 2015 20: 01
            And how's your head, not hot?
        2. 0
          18 December 2015 14: 46
          To Lubyanka or Petrovka, 36, but be careful there people who are vigilant can send to Kashchenko.
          There they certainly will not lose sight of you laughing
        3. 0
          18 December 2015 14: 49
          Probably to John Teft, in a letter, and emphasize that you have irrefutable evidence of the inconsistency of the current Russian government, the complete collapse of the economy, a large number of accomplices and sympathizers of whom are already 99% on one of the sites - the main thing is that the "noodles" are warm and look great on the ears.
        4. +3
          18 December 2015 16: 51
          Quote: Ami du peuple
          Please tell me where to apply for a salary?



          No need to be so mercantile ... laughing

          The idea is above all !!! Agent of the State Department - it sounds so proud that now there is a line of people who want to give in the face ...

          Is it not fame and popularity ???

          PS But seriously - the Evil Realist just took it, read our comments, and wrote such that if not 99, then 50-60% of the visitors are just agents ...
      2. +5
        18 December 2015 16: 22
        Oleg NSK
        No, there is ideological truth, and those mentioned in the article are given out by what they write in almost any topic ...
        By the way, I want to note that those comrades whom I suspect specifically, for some reason did not unsubscribe in this article)))
    3. +50
      18 December 2015 13: 10
      In the USSR, such an article would be written better !!! wink
      1. +8
        18 December 2015 13: 34
        In principle, everything is correct, but you need to change the nickname - it gives out. And replace the flag with red.
        1. +2
          18 December 2015 13: 43
          Quote: chunga-changa
          you need to change the nickname - it gives out. And replace the flag with red.

          Will my details fit?
          1. +6
            18 December 2015 13: 52
            No, it’s somehow apolitical, but you can just fix it - inkpss_88 and generally it’s better to write immediately in Cyrillic, something like KPSS-17, or NKVD-37, well, or the king of nicknames - AK-47.
      2. +3
        18 December 2015 13: 45
        Here you are!
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      4. +2
        18 December 2015 17: 06
        Quote: Patton5
        In the USSR, such an article would have been better written !!!



        What a brazen agent !!! Right - according to the instructions spars !!! laughing

        Probably decided to give up ...
      5. 0
        19 December 2015 07: 36
        Quote: Patton5
        In the USSR, such an article would have been better written !!

        Like "Grimaces of imperialism" smile
    4. +8
      18 December 2015 13: 11
      ahahahah, neighing from the heart) to the author of a cheerful mood and a Happy New Year)))
      1. +5
        18 December 2015 13: 19
        What was it? and for whom or is it New Year's humor? wassat
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    5. +18
      18 December 2015 13: 23
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      No buddy, this is not a joke, go to the rambler there a whole team is joking under these "banners".
      1. +10
        18 December 2015 13: 37
        Quote: Truth
        No buddy, this is not a joke, go to the rambler there a whole team is joking under these "banners".

        Not only - in VK, too, there were a lot of them in all groups, and here too - at least 10 people showed up.
        1. +7
          18 December 2015 13: 49
          Quote: lelikas
          and here - at least 10 people have already appeared.

          Yeah ... you're right, the fact that our clearing is slowly clogging up, I also noticed.
        2. 0
          18 December 2015 17: 09
          Quote: lelikas
          and here - at least 10 people have already appeared.



          There will be more ... They multiply like rabbits ...
    6. +7
      18 December 2015 13: 24
      very curious to become !!! there is something to think about!
    7. +24
      18 December 2015 13: 28
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      No, not a joke. For a long time on all popular resources the darkness of such commentators. Saying one thing, for example, "Russia is good," they implicitly put a hidden meaning into their publications. For example, publishing the memoirs of veterans, they immediately drive in material (usually fake) about dastardly bureaucrats (although bureaucrats are separate conversations) who do not give the veterans the right benefits. A sharp activation of such comrades took place one and a half to two months ago. They can have up to several dozen accounts on each popular site, in order to drive into plus or minus any desired comment. An attempt is under way to change the mood in society in order to channel the Ukrainian scenario.
      1. +3
        18 December 2015 13: 36
        Well, I don’t know ... I understand, of course, that “if you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean that no one is following you,” but somehow I don’t believe it ... maybe I’m just naive .. hi
        1. +16
          18 December 2015 13: 52
          Quote: Dr. Bormental
          Well, I don’t know ... I understand, of course, that “if you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean that no one is following you,” but somehow I don’t believe it ... maybe I’m just naive .. hi

          I will not hit myself in the chest with a heel and shout "I give a tooth"))). The Internet now forms and corrects public opinion of the socially active stratum of the population. This weapon is stronger than bombs. All color revolutions started online. Until a single one. Or do you consider color coups spontaneous, obtained without the most thorough preparation of first public opinion, and then of active participants?
          1. +6
            18 December 2015 14: 11
            You have nothing to argue .. You are right hi
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          4. +6
            18 December 2015 14: 38
            Quote: Mitek
            Quote: Dr. Bormental
            Well, I don’t know ... I understand, of course, that “if you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean that no one is following you,” but somehow I don’t believe it ... maybe I’m just naive .. hi

            I will not hit myself in the chest with a heel and shout "I give a tooth"))). The Internet now forms and corrects public opinion of the socially active stratum of the population. This weapon is stronger than bombs. All color revolutions started online. Until a single one. Or do you consider color coups spontaneous, obtained without the most thorough preparation of first public opinion, and then of active participants?


            You know, in 2013, before the overthrow of Yanukovych, the technology in Ukraine was very beautifully worked out ...
            If you professionally started trolling, the brain was taken out ... and at best, you just stopped going to some group or forum
          5. +3
            18 December 2015 15: 16
            Quote: Mitek
            The Internet is now shaping and adjusting public opinion of the socially active layer of the population.

            The Internet is shaping the consciousness of marginalized groups. A thinking person does not need the Internet to create an opinion. It is enough just to live and work in Russia and see all the realities happening ...
            There is a grain in the article, but under this comb of frenzied cheers and patriotism and the fear to see the State Department agent in every dissenting person, any layman can be blamed.
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      3. +2
        18 December 2015 15: 27
        Quote: Mitek
        No, not a joke. For a long time on all popular resources the darkness of such commentators. Saying one thing, for example, "Russia is good," they implicitly put a hidden meaning into their publications.

        belay But if it’s just stupid zhurnalyugi and bloggers fulfilling likes and other modern things, plus raising the rating of their publications on motley shit?
        Anyone like that traitors?))
        Hrapun has already written down all the pranksters upstairs, and I’ll tell you from experience - in any difficult production, in difficult (harsh) conditions, there’s nothing to do without jokes.
        In Russia, they are doing a lot, but to stifle the successes and achievements of the USSR in order not to look like a traitor is completely stupid. Well, in fact, Russia so far has a pale shadow of the power and greatness of which the Union was.
        1. cap
          +1
          18 December 2015 19: 57
          Quote: Corsair
          Hrapun has already written down all the pranksters upstairs, and I’ll tell you from experience - in any difficult production, in difficult (harsh) conditions, there’s nothing to do without jokes.
          In Russia, they are doing a lot, but to stifle the successes and achievements of the USSR in order not to look like a traitor is completely stupid. Well, in fact, Russia so far has a pale shadow of the power and greatness of which the Union was.

          "Unfortunately, witnesses of the Soviet times are alive, who know about the achievements of the Soviet defense industry with the disgusting quality of the Soviet" Muscovites "and" Zhiguli "."
          I did not understand this phrase of the author. To whose regret. The State Department?
          Or the author.
          Life has become more interesting laughing
      4. cap
        +4
        18 December 2015 19: 36
        Quote: Mitek
        The sharp activation of such comrades occurred one and a half to two months ago. They can have up to several dozens of accounts on each popular site in order to drive any desired comment into plus or minus. An attempt is underway to change the mood in society, in order to prokanal Ukrainian scenario.

        I agree with you.
        I will add that a person with life experience, having his own view of the environment, does not respond to verbal trash.
        Healthy irony, humor, and sometimes sarcasm is the expression of their point of view. Lords who knock on the clave for money, no matter how hard they try, no, they are not forced to drive in phrases that will give out true goals and objectives.
        I think that what is written in the article is accessible to professionals trained in polemics. This science, left as a legacy by the Bolsheviks who were sitting in the Gulag, is used by masters of "showdowns" with a rich criminal record.
        On the VO website moderators are liberal to our utterances to the limit.
        Thank you very much for that.
        Those who do not hide the stone in the bosom and a true patriot have nothing to fear.
        And g ... as he doesn’t drown, it doesn’t sink.
        You yourself concluded: They can have up to several dozens of accounts on each popular site in order to drive any desired comment into plus or minus.
        This means that you see them, and if you see them, they are not dangerous for you.
        Bots that are dangerous to a generation that relies on a hint from outside, do not have their own opinions. Ukraine is a vivid example of the mass application of methods and methods of psychological impact.
        We hope to break through. The masks will be removed sooner or later.
    8. +3
      18 December 2015 13: 29
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      Amused item 3. It’s immediately obvious that people don’t know the history of Russia. It is enough to recall how Soviet designers made their way under Stalin. For example, Koshkin with the legendary T-34. As well as eared infantry helmets, etc.
    9. +2
      18 December 2015 13: 33
      and the old people here, and? he is an adequate smart man
      1. +4
        18 December 2015 15: 16
        Quote: vkl-47
        and the old people here, and? he is an adequate smart man

        And the rest are stupid and traitors ?! sad I express my own opinion and if it does not coincide with the opinion of the official authorities, then this is their problem. Be yourself and do not let yourself be zombied.
        1. 0
          18 December 2015 17: 28
          Quote: fif21
          I express my own opinion and if it does not coincide with the opinion of the official authorities, then this is their problem. Be yourself and do not let yourself be zombied.

          A colleague, the article just says that you need to express your opinion. And it’s especially well emphasized on how not to let yourself be zombied. hi Yes
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      3. +4
        18 December 2015 15: 47
        Frankly stupid ones are not chosen as agents of influence. In general, all television "analysts" are someone's agents of influence. You can listen, but you need to carefully filter. The analysis of the opinions of three, four "analysts" of various kinds works best.
        I have not listened to their chatter for a long time.
    10. 0
      18 December 2015 13: 36
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      The cruel realist Albert Pirmanov, I have not read his articles for a long time, and there is something to read there, I seriously. He is our wolf, Russian (this is a compliment).
    11. 0
      18 December 2015 13: 42
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      Pancake !!! I am a State Department (((
      But seriously, this article has so many mentions that everything that is bad is still creeping up the feeling that the article itself and the author are real Hozdepovtsi
    12. +1
      18 December 2015 13: 45
      Thank you, print it on the wall :)))
    13. Tor5
      +1
      18 December 2015 13: 58
      Originally!
      1. 0
        18 December 2015 14: 08
        Well, here recently there was one who praised the T-90A and jammed the T-72B3
      2. +1
        18 December 2015 14: 13
        Quote: Samaritan
        Thank you, print it on the wall :)))

        For the first time I read such reading in the book by Yakovlev. N "The CIA against the USSR" about thirty years ago. Why are they only paid money? For plagiarism?
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    15. +3
      18 December 2015 14: 08
      On the subject of uncertainty in the value of the color scheme of pants:

      / ... I'm sitting, drinking tea. Knock. I open it.
      Two come in. Are you for white or red? - For the Reds.
      Take off your pants - we will beat the face ...
      I’m sitting and drinking tea. Knock. I open it.
      Two come in. Are you for white or red? - For the whites.
      Take off your pants - we will beat the face ...
      I’m sitting and drinking tea. Knock. I take off my pants, open it. A neighbor came to drink tea ... / (C)

      * A society in which there is no color differentiation of pants is devoid of purpose * (V.I. Lenin)
      1. +1
        18 December 2015 14: 26
        Take off your pants - we will beat the face ...
        Sorry, didn’t understand the connection?
        1. +2
          18 December 2015 17: 20
          Quote: avva2012
          Take off your pants - we will beat the face ...
          Sorry, didn’t understand the connection?



          This joke will have a centenary in 15-20 years ...

          Classics, especially Soviet, you need to know, my friend ... hi
          1. +2
            18 December 2015 19: 16
            It is not possible to know everything, especially in such a multifaceted field as Soviet jokes. hi
      2. +6
        18 December 2015 14: 36
        Quote: Denis Obukhov
        On the subject of uncertainty in the value of the color scheme of pants:


        I’m sitting and drinking tea. Knock. I take off my pants, open it. A neighbor came to drink tea ... / (C)

        * A society in which there is no color differentiation of pants is devoid of purpose * (V.I. Lenin)


        An epistemological conclusion: it’s more practical to go to the neighbor without pants.
        1. +2
          18 December 2015 17: 18
          Epistemological conclusion:
          Gnoseology (Greek gnosis - cognition, logos - doctrine, science) is one of the most important branches of philosophy that studies the relationship between man and the world in the process of cognition. What, you, smart old man, he’s already taking a rash. belay hi
      3. +2
        18 December 2015 17: 36
        Quote: Denis Obukhov
        Take off your pants - we will beat the face ..

        The joke is known. But there is a question for your presentation: * Why take off your pants if they beat in the face? * what
        1. 0
          18 December 2015 19: 21
          . But there is a question for your presentation:
          This is a great mystery. He wanted the same thing to get an answer, but received not much notation. Now, I’m not even trying to ask, so as not to get a detailed lecture. request
          1. +1
            18 December 2015 21: 36
            Quote: avva2012
            . But there is a question for your presentation:
            This is a great mystery. He wanted the same thing to get an answer, but received not much notation. Now, I’m not even trying to ask, so as not to get a detailed lecture. request


            So be quenched your thirst for knowledge, worthy, in my opinion, encouragement.

            In fact, it was an ordinary gop-stop in Odessa, but in form - requisition, which raises the banal robbery to the level of the political process. (similar non-stop processes are still regularly reproduced on the outskirts). The appearance of a neighbor to tea illustrates the leader’s brilliant idea as a sentence of political impotence.
            1. +1
              18 December 2015 21: 44
              illustrates the leader’s brilliant idea as a sentence of political impotence.
              H'm. It is called received. "Five seconds, flight is normal. Earth, as you hear, reception." I'll go read a volume of Hegel, put my nerves in order.
              1. +1
                18 December 2015 21: 53
                Quote: avva2012
                illustrates the leader’s brilliant idea as a sentence of political impotence.
                H'm. It is called received. "Five seconds, flight is normal. Earth, as you hear, reception." I'll go read a volume of Hegel, put my nerves in order.


                And how do you like .... Many knowledge multiplies sorrows
                1. +1
                  18 December 2015 22: 01
                  I read further.
    16. +17
      18 December 2015 14: 35
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      Sarcasm is so subtle that it is impossible to make out right away ...

      In short, the author of all VO visitors recorded in orderly ranks as agents of the State Department.

      If I say that my generation of Gagarin and Leonov launched, and that in the Pension Fund of Russia every year, then a billion, or even a half, steal, then I am an agent of the State Department? If I say that Kuibyshev Aviation Plant No. 18 produced more than 50 aircraft a year, and now it is repairing 3 - does this mean that I am an accomplice of liberals? And if I also confirm this with pruflinks, is it an enemy of Russia in general?

      Subtle, however, logic ...
      1. +4
        18 December 2015 17: 23
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        If I say that ... ... at the Pension Fund of Russia every year, then a billion, or even one and a half steal, then I'm an agent of the State Department



        Let me correct it, I have been interested in these statistics for a long time ... So, with the terms: not a year, but one and a half or two ... And in terms of amounts - also 1,5 - 2,0 lard ... Well, the third statistical feature: still no one sat down ...

        And all this happens regularly and dynamically ...

        PS I beg the company to agents of the State Department ...
        1. +4
          18 December 2015 20: 26
          Quote: veksha50
          Let me correct, I have long been interested in these statistics ... So, with the timing: not a year, but one and a half or two ... And in sums - also 1,5 - 2,0 lard ... Well, the third statistical feature: so far no one has sat down ...

          And all this happens regularly and dynamically ...

          PS I beg the company to agents of the State Department ...

          So I, George, in full accordance with the instructions for agents of the State Department, I watch only Soviet films, and I remembered: "Every day - one hundred grams, or even one hundred and fifty"... laughing It seemed somehow consonant ...
    17. +3
      18 December 2015 14: 54
      Yeah, if there, at the top, in the elite they believe that you can PR anything, and PR anyone, then I'm an agent of the State Department.
    18. +4
      18 December 2015 15: 16
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      laughing A stupid attempt to make everyone doubt each other, most of the people here are mature - who lived in the USSR, most remember the history of their country. And judging by the description of the memo - most agents of the State Department wassat
    19. 0
      18 December 2015 15: 38
      This is not a joke - frank banter: o)
      1. +3
        18 December 2015 15: 53
        Quote: Stranger
        This is not a joke - frank banter: o)

        Plain ordering. The system must somehow protect itself.
        Otherwise, it’s scary to think how thin the banter of Petrosyan is ...
    20. +1
      18 December 2015 16: 12
      And today I read in the morning the comments on the article by Roman Skomorokhov about social elevators))) and especially some, the first of them made me think like the ones described in this article))))))
    21. +1
      18 December 2015 16: 23
      Yeah! I also see agents (especially after 1 liter of vodka laughing ). They also say that "real and real" ... but then the morning comes belay
    22. +3
      18 December 2015 18: 47
      Quote: Dr. Bormental
      Is this a joke?

      This is a diagnosis! Paranoid syndrome, characterized by fragmentary, often unsystematized delusions. winkedTomorrow will begin cleaning the ranks of VO from the agents of the State Department! hi
    23. +1
      18 December 2015 23: 30
      Well, why in the article about agents of the State Department, a photo of Johnny Dep was inserted?
      1. +1
        19 December 2015 07: 52
        Quote: Askin
        Well, why in the article about agents of the State Department, a photo of Johnny Dep was inserted?

        But who, not Comrade Bender? To paraphrase the words of Franklin Roosevelt about the Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza Sr., we can say: "Ostap Bender, of course, a son of a bitch, but this is our son of a bitch!" And Johnny Depp is an agent of the State Department, because he's an American! smile
  2. +27
    18 December 2015 13: 00
    A very interesting instruction. But there is one small but - "Unfortunately, witnesses of Soviet times are alive."
    So bummer, gentlemen, instructors.
    1. +5
      18 December 2015 13: 26
      "Unfortunately alive


      Wow, they pierced so stupidly ... after that you can laugh at the content of the article. belay
    2. +9
      19 December 2015 00: 20
      Quote: Reserve officer
      "Unfortunately, witnesses of Soviet times are alive"

      Let liberal historians be patient - a little, 10-20-40 years left. Let's die. Those who were 1991-10 years old in 15 - I no longer enroll in "Soviet" ones. This is the Snickers generation. Soviet - in 91, at least 20 years old, in order to have time to live, serve in the army, go to college. To compare now. And those who were 10 then - what can they compare? Twos in their diaries with their children's twos?

      Here about the Battle of Kulikovo, for example, now you can lie anything! I wonder how America, trying to appropriate itself a victory in the Second World War and in general in everything and everything, did not reach the Battle of Kulikovo. For example, you can lie that their ancestors in Europe delivered spears for Lend-Lease Dmitry Donskoy .... And without them, the Russian Mamaia would not have won.
      1. 0
        19 December 2015 07: 55
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        Soviet - this is in the 91st at least 20 years. To have time to live, to serve in the army, to go to college.

        ... and stand in line! smile
        Lived, served, entered, stood - with respect "agent of the State Department" hi
        1. +4
          19 December 2015 08: 47
          Quote: Bayonet
          ... and stand in line!
          Lived, served, entered, stood - with respect "agent of the State Department"

          Who is how ... I have never been attached to the distributor-feeders - God did not vouch for a general, and standing in lines always considered a burning out of life and a murder of nerves. Somewhat saved was the fact that there were a LOT of business trips around the Union and not only, and somewhere something was always tucked under the arm ("I'll buy my wife boots" laughing ) Especially a lot of books - I drove suitcases from Central Asia ... I remember that in Andijan in a bookstore I took eight volumes dusty from long standing of Conan Doyle! There was joy! ... Although, of course, there wasn’t much time to go shopping, but Voentorg then worked and everything could be found in garrisons in stores ...
          1. +3
            19 December 2015 12: 17
            Quote: Zoldat_A
            I have never been attached to feeders

            So in these feeders, there were just no queues! smile
            Quote: Zoldat_A
            standing in lines has always been considered a burning of life and the killing of nerves.

            I agree, but I wanted to bite! And the editorials from Pravda, smile "you won't be full!
            Quote: Zoldat_A
            Especially a lot of books - he carried suitcases from Central Asia ...

            Wow! I was in Ferghana (1982). There were plenty of books that we couldn’t get!
      2. 0
        21 December 2015 10: 12
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        For example, you can lie that their ancestors in Europe delivered spears for Lend-Lease Dmitry Donskoy .... And without them, the Russian Mamaia would not have won.

        good Bravo! This is a comment of the month! Spears, carts, all Lend-Lease Angles brought through the White Sea!
  3. +9
    18 December 2015 13: 00
    no ... everything is correct. Cunningly written of course ---- but in the subject)))
  4. +4
    18 December 2015 13: 01
    Carry a memo with you in expanded form, leave all comments in English only, so that the enemy does not understand their contents.
    1. +15
      18 December 2015 13: 08
      The memo is a pass for surrender. But seriously, then these methods are also used on our website.
      1. +7
        18 December 2015 13: 55
        Quote: rotmistr60
        ... such techniques are also used on our website.

        I confirm, and to my great regret, not only the commentators themselves, but as I myself have already managed to notice even the authors of some articles themselves. Both those and others are trying to make a substitution of concepts (even in numbers, percent), which is very difficult to deal with, especially in high-speed mode of discussion. No matter how the article was written, but this problem remains, it should be recognized.
  5. +3
    18 December 2015 13: 01
    Manuals. You can still jump.
  6. +4
    18 December 2015 13: 03
    In general, we do not criticize anything, otherwise the State Department agent will write down in a third of the examples cited with a laugh, he’s tried it on, because the State Department agent is definitely ..
    1. +2
      18 December 2015 15: 32
      I have already come across similar articles. Perhaps there is a rational kernel, but as it usually happens - there is hypertrophy and the substitution of concepts, up to radicalism. Repaint everything in one moment. And they think themselves to be patriots and nothing needs to be done. Convenient however ...
  7. -2
    18 December 2015 13: 03
    What kind of nonsense did the author write?
    1. +12
      18 December 2015 13: 07
      Quote: Askin
      What kind of nonsense did the author write?

      Isn't that you?
      1. +2
        18 December 2015 13: 13
        Quote: vovanpain
        Isn't that you?

        I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere!
        1. +11
          18 December 2015 13: 15
          Quote: Askin

          I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere!

          Well done! Hold it +
          1. +3
            18 December 2015 13: 18
            There was - "I am here, I am there, I am always" smile
            1. +3
              18 December 2015 13: 40
              Quote: Dr. Bormental
              There was - "I am here, I am there, I am always"

              A little forgotten!
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    2. +3
      18 December 2015 15: 23
      Quote: Askin
      What kind of nonsense did the author write?

      This is not nonsense! This is an attempt at zombies, so to speak "crowd psychology"! If you see something bad, keep quiet! You need to express your opinion in a way that would please those in power. He went through the forest, teacher eprst.
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  8. +23
    18 December 2015 13: 04
    The article pleased me. A lot of things were not in the eyebrow, but in the nose. A little off topic is also a joke:
    John Kerry said that the United States is ready to make concessions in Syria and Ukraine if the goat Timur allows the tiger Amur to return to his refuge.
    1. +13
      18 December 2015 14: 03
      Quote: bronik
      John Kerry said that the United States is ready to make concessions in Syria and Ukraine if the goat Timur allows the tiger Amur to return to his refuge.
  9. bad
    +10
    18 December 2015 13: 08
    2.7 Any positive statement about Russia, about its army or navy should be commented: “They licked notably, bravo!”
    ..- about "lick" it is now to the Turks! laughing
  10. +20
    18 December 2015 13: 11
    Anecdote from the times of the USSR: The Americans sent a spy to us, - a failure, the second - again a failure, a third was sent, thrown out with a parachute over Ukraine, everything is as it should - in an embroidered shirt, etc. And then a spy comes up to the village, there grandfather sharpens his scythe on the heap .. "Healthy bules, didu" - "Healthy bules, American spy!" - "Yaky I shpiyon, Dida I Ukrainsky garni lad?" - "Yaky are you garni lad Ukrainsky ezhli you nigga lipped?" smile
    1. +1
      18 December 2015 14: 29
      Unfortunately, the fourth spy jumped through ..
      1. +3
        18 December 2015 15: 22
        No, no, you're wrong! 4shpien passed all the circles of hell on a memorandum from Mikhail Zadornov. wassat
  11. +5
    18 December 2015 13: 14
    Is it on purpose or what? To be afraid of being accused of "agency" when criticizing the authorities? Some nonsense.
    1. +5
      18 December 2015 13: 22
      Quote: kit-kat
      Is it on purpose or what? To be afraid of being accused of "agency" when criticizing the authorities? Some nonsense.

      in psychology - a pre-imposed guilt complex .. (rooted in the Oedipus complex)
    2. +5
      18 December 2015 14: 13
      Quote: kit-kat
      Is it on purpose or what? To be afraid of being accused of "agency" when criticizing the authorities? Some nonsense.

      "Provocation is a proven means of counter-revolution ...
      But nowhere in the world did the bourgeoisie use this poisoned means
      as brazenly and boundlessly as we have in Russia. "
      ("The band of provocations" vol. 3, page 241.)
      ... no doubt that the Russian big bourgeoisie has already organized itself in
      a separate class, it has its own local, regional and central organizations
      and can, according to a single plan, raise the capitalists to the whole of Russia to their feet.
      ("The class struggle" vol. 1, p. 280.)
      I.V. Stalin.
      PS. How hard it was to work without the Cruel Realist training manual!
      thank you Albert, now we know everyone in the face
  12. +8
    18 December 2015 13: 15
    It would be funny if it were not true.
    1. +3
      18 December 2015 15: 36
      The author wants to say:
      Slow down, I'm recording ... laughing
  13. +5
    18 December 2015 13: 15
    Very correct advice, and precisely for "godep agents" and other especially liberal comrades ... This is exactly how the enemy voices work, although you can add a couple of points, but I’d better keep them silent ... In general, people who pour filth their country, they don't care what you answer them. The main thing for them is to shout louder, and not every member of the forum wants to check their words ...
  14. +8
    18 December 2015 13: 17
    The manual is of course interesting, but now you can hardly find such "double trolls", opinions have become sharply polarized (the information war is already underway) and it will not be possible to sneakily approach the "change of red", it should have been done 5 years ago at least, it could still be a ride ... I have been writing on Twitter for a week, making people laugh, I am already on the "black lists" as a cotton rash, an oligophrenic putinoid, an enemy of cossacks and all kinds of exotic characters in the media space. I even managed to get into the dark to Yegor Kholmogorov because of "inappropriate" statements about the Romanov-Hohenzollern dynasty. He is also a "patriot" of the Russian Land.
    1. 0
      18 December 2015 13: 20
      Quote: Altona
      I have been writing on Twitter for a week, making people laugh, I am already on the "black lists" as a cotton rash, an oligophrenic putinoid, an enemy of cossacks and all kinds of exotic characters in the media space.

      do not pay attention to inadequate!
      drunk - overslept. - never!
  15. +7
    18 December 2015 13: 17
    It's funny, but I was recently called to the FSB agent here in VO and I don’t know whether to be offended or rejoice.
    1. +7
      18 December 2015 13: 22
      I would be happy! Major FSB has a good salary! hi
      1. +4
        18 December 2015 13: 50
        I would be happy! Major FSB has a good salary!
        So, you were pierced, he did not speak about his rank. Do you serve in the FSB together?
        belay
        1. +3
          18 December 2015 14: 18
          laughing Comrade Major General! I asked you not to declassify our agent network on VO !!!
          In short, Sasha, from tomorrow you are fired, write a report!
          1. +2
            18 December 2015 14: 27
            Comrade Major General!
            Ikaya, not even daring to ask, and you, who then !? Is it really all true?
            1. +2
              18 December 2015 15: 17
              Shhhhh ... no one! smile
              1. +1
                18 December 2015 15: 23
                Shhhhh ... no one!
                About litter, I remember. If, what, three green whistles. Shhh ...
              2. 0
                18 December 2015 15: 34
                Quote: Dr. Bormental
                Shhhhh ... no one!

                Will they arrest me? Mr. Major liked my joke !? lol
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      2. +1
        18 December 2015 15: 31
        Quote: Dr. Bormental
        I would be happy! Major FSB has a good salary!
        Do not forget to visit the Meatball the day after tomorrow! I remind you of the 20th day of the Chekist wassat you will find a salary in the envelope.
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    3. +4
      18 December 2015 13: 23
      they called him an agent of the FSB and I don’t know whether to be offended or rejoice


      Rejoice ... they began to listen to you, but this is worth a lot smile
    4. +4
      18 December 2015 13: 30
      Quote: xorgi
      It's funny, but I was recently called to the FSB agent here in VO and I don’t know whether to be offended or rejoice.

      -------------------------
      They quickly figured you out. They apparently have such a stereotyped idea of ​​FSB agents. hi
    5. +5
      18 December 2015 17: 33
      Quote: xorgi
      It's funny, but I was recently called to the FSB agent here in VO and I don’t know whether to be offended or rejoice.



      It is better to be an agent of the FSB than Makarevich, Akhedzhakova or, all the more so, Chubais ...

      The agency will forgive the people, but betrayal will never ... laughing hi
  16. +6
    18 December 2015 13: 20
    There is a concept of mentality! If a person speaks of any heresy, this is evident not with an armed gaze. And a person who smiles all the time and says nonsense to Russians does not like it. And American style is a smile from down. This style is visible wherever American employees are.
  17. +11
    18 December 2015 13: 21
    Task for an enemy agent (according to an algorithm similar to the given training manual):
    1. Cross the border.
    2. Transfer to the tram.
    3. Enter a secret research institute and calculate how many people work there.
    He began to walk along the corridors and count the employees. But since they also went back and forth, by the afternoon he counted 8 thousand and went astray. (this is from somewhere in early Khazanov).
    1. +10
      18 December 2015 13: 28
      2 friends met:
      -Where do you work?
      -a military secret..
      - what are you doing?
      -a military secret..
      How much do you get?
      Yes ... for 500 rubles. for the grenade
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    3. +3
      18 December 2015 13: 49
      Quote: Sergey-8848
      3. Enter a secret research institute and calculate how many people work there.
      He began to walk along the corridors and count the employees. But since they also went back and forth, by the afternoon he counted 8 thousand and went astray. (this is from somewhere in early Khazanov).

      ---------------------
      From Zadornov, Khazanov, by the way, is not a writer, he is a performer of already written monologues.
    4. +6
      18 December 2015 14: 41
      The doorbell rings, a little girl opens.
      on the threshold stands a man, all in camouflage in a helmet,
      an open parachute dangles behind him ..., asks:
      -Girl! Where is your dad?
      the girl replies:
      - I went to blow up the power station ...
      muzhik
      -And when will he come?
      girl:
      - Well, what are you uncle stupid ?! It will come when the light goes out. laughing
      1. +1
        18 December 2015 15: 27
        A reconnaissance detachment of partisans leaves for the village (all are so old-fashioned - in felt boots with earflaps, with peat weapons) .. they see the grandmother at the well, they ask, "Grandma, are there Germans in the village?" She says, "Okstay, my dears, the war is already over 20 years ago!" Partisans (lost in thought) "Really? Hmm .. and we still run trains downhill .."
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  18. +4
    18 December 2015 13: 22
    Dear forum users, visit the Russian Jew website .... there are a lot of interesting things they write about us ... as a rule, the original sources are rotten or they don’t exist at all .... from there it roams lies to other sites.
  19. +8
    18 December 2015 13: 22
    Even if you take everything as a joke, you can already say, as each joke says, there is some truth ... but there is a lot of truth ... and most likely, this memo has a place to be. That’s what the memo says we hear it at almost every step. And the theses presented in the memo are presented one-on-one with examples - in = Echo of Moscow =, and then in = Rain - .. and here on the Internet it can be read in almost any way .. .Well, the information war is in full swing and what will be its fruits will be shown very soon ... and then the elections to the State Duma are close, and the President of Russia is not far off ...
  20. +5
    18 December 2015 13: 22
    Thanks, smiled. Forward Tafftu. laughing
  21. +1
    18 December 2015 13: 23
    Such an impression is created that they (agents of the State Department) are trying to convince themselves of their innocence and truth in the last resort. And for greater certainty, they also come up with techniques))))
  22. 0
    18 December 2015 13: 23
    Some points are hyperbolic, but mostly correct. These and similar methods are often used.
  23. +6
    18 December 2015 13: 25
    Well, probably any training manual will not be complete without a "price list".
    Author! What is the diet of this knight without fear and reproach? laughing
    well, not such Euro-bands do such people eat.
    Give hope at last
    to envy. recourse
    without it. I think the topic of the article is not open.
  24. +3
    18 December 2015 13: 25
    Hard Realist in his chic style. Everything on the topic, to a point and without equivocation. A great reminder for those who are seriously trying to prove the truth to professional trolls - it makes no sense
  25. +4
    18 December 2015 13: 28
    Yankees, and you still sincerely wonder why, after all this nonsense, the failure of your agent is guaranteed ...
  26. +13
    18 December 2015 13: 28
    State Department agents, they are.
  27. +1
    18 December 2015 13: 28
    comments are kind of dull, it’s boring to read, and there is no activity, it’s very sluggish.
    1. +4
      18 December 2015 13: 52
      wassat You are an agent of the State Department!
    2. +4
      18 December 2015 14: 06
      Quote: bober1982
      comments are kind of dull, it’s boring to read, and there is no activity, it’s very sluggish

      look - cheer up))
    3. +3
      18 December 2015 15: 33
      So there is no one who wants to fail, that's the result.
  28. +4
    18 December 2015 13: 29
    Absolutely correct article! The number of "false patriots" is off scale! The bottom line is simple - first to earn a rating, and then start creating public opinion that is beneficial to foreign states. This directly applies to this site. They usually act in groups. On the site "yaplakal.ru" - a topic was created about Putin's annual speech. So many people asked the same question "what were we on the CENSOR?" I think the group was about 40-60 people. If you read that topic, you get the impression that Putin is just some kind of antihero. Comrades, be on guard!

    PS An indirect indicator of "false patriot" - the time of registration is usually 2015. And also the presence of symbols of the USSR in the avatar
    1. +6
      18 December 2015 13: 53
      Quote: Shtynsky Dwarf
      Absolutely correct article! The number of "false patriots" is off scale! The essence is simple - first to earn a rating, and then start creating public opinion that is beneficial to foreign states. This directly applies to this site. They usually act in groups.

      You are right, dear!
      You are registering. You write reviews (pieces of 50 a day) for which they put more advantages, depending on the topic.
      Plus articles a la "soak in the toilet".
      And after 3 months, you are a "paper" marshal.

      PS The main conscience and honor to push away!
      1. +10
        18 December 2015 14: 55
        Quote: Askin
        Quote: Shtynsky Dwarf
        Absolutely correct article! The number of "false patriots" is off scale! The essence is simple - first to earn a rating, and then start creating public opinion that is beneficial to foreign states. This directly applies to this site. They usually act in groups.

        You are right, dear!
        You are registering. You write reviews (pieces of 50 a day) for which they put more advantages, depending on the topic.
        Plus articles a la "soak in the toilet".
        And after 3 months, you are a "paper" marshal.

        PS The main conscience and honor to push away!

        Yes, you are right too, I looked at your publications and comments, you just don’t have to wet in the toilet, but how bad everything is in Russia, and everyone should write about what you think. Moderators will complain as a colleague of Vovanpain.
        1. +6
          18 December 2015 15: 09
          I recently read an interesting statement on the Internet. I want to quote a small part of the article: "Betrayal is a deliberate act of a person.
          This is a deliberate crime in which a plan is drawn up, ideas are developed, logic is used. Then comes the decision to betray. That is why the price of betrayal is very high. A person cannot become a traitor in the moment of anger or an explosion of rage. Betrayal is an evil that requires persistence. This is evil that has a continuation. I wonder if someone who once betrayed a friend, business or country will ever be able to explain to us the psychology of betrayal? "
        2. -1
          18 December 2015 22: 25
          Quote: 79807420129
          Yes, you are right too, I looked at your publications and comments, you just don’t have to wet in the toilet, but how bad everything is in Russia, and everyone should write about what you think. Moderators will complain as a colleague of Vovanpain.

          There’s enough troubles without me!
          For example, your comments:
          1. Yes and Allah is with him, and the fact that the Turkish leadership is thoroughly deceitful and corrupt, our VKS in Syria have experienced this for a long time.
          2.This circus has continued for a century already for a century and the end is not visible to him, and even to hell with it let them fight, and we will observe.
          3. This time, the mattresses were bombed by Iraqi government troops, who dared to succeed in the fight against Daesh.
          4. Damn, again the Altai armored police and fighting Buryats are not allowed to rest monsters, this time they will be sent to fight in Syria and Iraq, and in Turkey there will be diversionary raids, damn well, do not beast the Turks, let them rest, they are 150 times on Ukraine destroyed.
          5. I greet the agent of the State Department, from the double agent of the State Department since the USSR flag also registered in 2015.
          6. The rabbit seems to have a moratorium on the mind and a complete default of the brain.
          7.On the oral oval? On a walker? On Kasyanov? Then then immediately from America to invite to the throne, on Zyuganov? I voted for him, he was not bad in the Duma, along with myrrh-born, for Zhirik
          8. The genatsvale has always been distinguished by a short memory, apparently the minke whales still hope to blow up the Caucasus with the hands of bearded monkeys.
          9.Britain also demands .... But can’t you get the moon out of the sky? The breadbox doesn’t crack, but on the other hand the EU is falling apart, we have something on the side.
          10. These helpers will only quickly bury the territory of 404, they’ll go to fight themselves or not, they won’t send fools of horses to slaughter, they’ll fight right until the last Ukrainian, and then come to the ready.

          Continuous rude URYAKANANE!
          And not one constructive comment.
          You are a prime example of a "paper marshal".
          1. +10
            18 December 2015 22: 57
            Quote: Askin
            Quote: 79807420129
            Yes, you are right too, I looked at your publications and comments, you just don’t have to wet in the toilet, but how bad everything is in Russia, and everyone should write about what you think. Moderators will complain as a colleague of Vovanpain.

            There’s enough troubles without me!
            For example, your comments:
            1. Yes and Allah is with him, and the fact that the Turkish leadership is thoroughly deceitful and corrupt, our VKS in Syria have experienced this for a long time.
            2.This circus has continued for a century already for a century and the end is not visible to him, and even to hell with it let them fight, and we will observe.
            3. This time, the mattresses were bombed by Iraqi government troops, who dared to succeed in the fight against Daesh.
            4. Damn, again the Altai armored police and fighting Buryats are not allowed to rest monsters, this time they will be sent to fight in Syria and Iraq, and in Turkey there will be diversionary raids, damn well, do not beast the Turks, let them rest, they are 150 times on Ukraine destroyed.
            5. I greet the agent of the State Department, from the double agent of the State Department since the USSR flag also registered in 2015.
            6. The rabbit seems to have a moratorium on the mind and a complete default of the brain.
            7.On the oral oval? On a walker? On Kasyanov? Then then immediately from America to invite to the throne, on Zyuganov? I voted for him, he was not bad in the Duma, along with myrrh-born, for Zhirik
            8. The genatsvale has always been distinguished by a short memory, apparently the minke whales still hope to blow up the Caucasus with the hands of bearded monkeys.
            9.Britain also demands .... But can’t you get the moon out of the sky? The breadbox doesn’t crack, but on the other hand the EU is falling apart, we have something on the side.
            10. These helpers will only quickly bury the territory of 404, they’ll go to fight themselves or not, they won’t send fools of horses to slaughter, they’ll fight right until the last Ukrainian, and then come to the ready.

            Continuous rude URYAKANANE!
            And not one constructive comment.
            You are a prime example of a "paper marshal".

            Mr. Asking, it turns out you are not only a plagiarist, but also a boor, everything that you think should yell that everything is so bad in Russia, there is no medicine, there is no education, what else is there, remind the villains not to index and much more no, in short everything was gone, we all die, Putin leaked everything, you should write this biller in your comments or throw out articles like Tatarstan, by the way my sister is visiting me and she lives in Naberezhnye Chelny, I hope this city is familiar to you, I gave it to read your libel, this was the most censored of her words, the rest of the censorship will not be missed, Mr. Sovraham I congratulate you, you can still look at me for comments that are rude, but mine, you don’t get used to complain to the moderators as a colleague of Vovanpain, now that I would no longer breed srach on the branches, and I’ll add you to the black list, and as for the epaulettes, there are many sofa marshals here, but you won’t deserve a sofa marshal.
            1. 0
              18 December 2015 23: 27
              Quote: 79807420129
              Mr. Asking, it turns out you are not only a plagiarist, but also a boor, everything that you think should yell that everything is so bad in Russia, there is no medicine, there is no education, what else is there, remind the villains not to index and much more no, in short everything was gone, we all die, Putin leaked everything, everyone should write this biller in your comments

              Respected. Yes, you are lying and distorting.
              I have a negative attitude not to Putin, but to his actions. For example, to the Platon system, the deprivation of indexation of pensions for working pensioners, the appointment of Gauleiter Menyailo, etc. And I try to confirm all my comments with facts.

              Quote: 79807420129
              Throw away articles such as Tatarstan, by the way my sister is visiting me and she lives in Naberezhnye Chelny, I know this city, I hope you gave it to read your libel, this was the most censored of her words,

              I often visit Tatarstan.
              And I like their roads, as well as the powerful lobbying of Tatar enterprises at the federal level.
              But domestic nationalism is present there.
              Quote: 79807420129
              comments that though boorish

              so you admitted that you are a boor.
              Quote: 79807420129
              complain to moderators as a colleague of Vovanpain

              and we talked calmly and he turned out to be an adequate person.
              Quote: 79807420129
              blacklist you

              It was necessary before.
              Quote: 79807420129
              and as for the epaulettes, many sofa marshals here, only you cannot deserve a sofa marshal.

              and are you proud of it? laughing
    2. +11
      18 December 2015 14: 05
      As well as the presence of the symbols of the USSR in the avatar
      belay what? I mean already more than fifty years. as an agent of the State Department.
      I give a hint to everyone who hates the Great Democrat Boris Yeltsin, also agents of the State Department.
      1. +12
        18 December 2015 15: 26
        Quote: Gardamir
        As well as the presence of the symbols of the USSR in the avatar
        belay what? I mean already more than fifty years. as an agent of the State Department.
        I give a hint to everyone who hates the Great Democrat Boris Yeltsin, also agents of the State Department.

        Greetings to the State Department agent, from the double agent of the State Department since the USSR flag also registered in 2015. laughing
    3. +4
      18 December 2015 17: 45
      Quote: Shtynsky Dwarf
      PS An indirect indicator of "false patriot" - the time of registration is usually 2015. And also the presence of symbols of the USSR in the avatar



      Ghm ... Hello ... Here he is, I am one of those you are talking about ... And registered (once again) in the 2015 year ... And the Soviet symbolism ...

      Thank God that this is not the 37th year ... Otherwise, as if to an agent of the State Department, they were already knocking on the door ...

      PS And how to react to such nameless as you ??? Who are you hiding from, "Ivan", who does not remember his name or his place of residence ???

      PPS Strange, again instead of the Soviet one, the Russian flag is in a nickname ...
      1. 0
        18 December 2015 18: 51
        Quote: veksha50
        Ghm ... Hello ... Here he is, I am one of those you are talking about ... And registered (once again) in the 2015 year ... And the Soviet symbolism ...

        Don't make everyone "once again" funny. If you have been banned to death here repeatedly, then this is a very dubious merit. So it is not surprising - with such and such fertility - 30 comments daily. As he goes to work, there is no time to go to pee, there are still other resources to huddle ... And the company is suitable - Gardamir, what a coincidence! I will not even talk about the content of the comments of both, who is interested - everyone is competent - everything is according to the manual: we will climb higher and we will shit from there, gravity will help us.
        And do not poke anyone here in anonymity - Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov from Ivanovo will answer this question for you, if that!
        1. +5
          18 December 2015 19: 55
          Quote: matRoss
          If you were banned to death here repeatedly, then this is a very dubious merit. So it’s not surprising - with such fecundity - 30 comments daily



          They banned me for the cause - for the mat ... Trivial, yes ???

          "Banned to death ... repeatedly" ... Thank God, not to death ...

          Well, and about going to work, instead of writing 30 comments ... Have you never tried for 7 years, but just a month to stay in your apartment ??? Never experienced difficulties and problems in sending simple, natural needs for every person ??? Yes, a pee to go is not something that was once, but simply impossible ... To go ...

          And about other resources ... Except for VO - I’ve never been anywhere ... And I’m subscribing to the news feed ...

          It’s not for you to reproach me for making 30 comments a day (by the way, I never counted them, but you were honored ... Thanks for your "work") ...

          PS And, by the way, I didn’t understand what did Gardamir have to do with it and what exactly did it mean that you started to answer me for the Shtyn dwarf ???
          1. 0
            19 December 2015 01: 23
            Oh, it’s a pity I didn’t have time to bet on big money, although I was 99% sure of an answer like “I’m disabled, I don’t leave the house”.
            It is approximately easy to calculate comments per day - the amount of delhi for a period - so I'm not tired.
            He answered for the dwarf, because he did not answer for himself, and in general the discussion was public. He wanted and answered.
            Gardamir by suit, also from yours, from the disabled, though less prolific.
            For what they banned you, I’m not interested, because it’s not verifiable, even for the promotion of same-sex marriage.
            I expressed my opinion, your tasks are clear, I consider the further discussion pointless.
  29. +6
    18 December 2015 13: 29
    Did I understand correctly? —To expose mistakes, criticize modern leadership, recall the successes of the USSR is this author (sort of with humor) not a patriotism? Then any desire to improve the current situation of Russians as such should not be? We have, everything is wonderful in the country ? In general, I did not appreciate the author’s humor, that’s minus.
    1. +1
      18 December 2015 14: 37
      Exactly!
      Recently I spoke with one agent of the State Department.
      Damn, what a bastard!

      Criticizes "Infallible", does not like "Deputies" and new "laws" and "taxes".
      Bastard, in general, the skin!

      True, this is the foreman of the construction team at the construction site of one of the fields, working at such northern construction sites for about 30 years.
      And most of those working there for very modest salaries (which also delay), working so that the State Department’s agents are not ashamed to look at the results of work, judging by this article:
      - Also, sort of, DISSATISFIED!

      Yes, and I, judging by this article, also an agent of the State Department, perhaps ....
      And sometimes a whole club of "spies" gathers somewhere in the rotational smoking room.

      We are, for example, me, a "young oilman" (10 years in total on shift, and also worked in the energy sector in the Petrochemistry) and the old people who created our mining industry during the Soviet era.

      We sit, remember the past, our Motherland, how it was and how it became.
      And we can’t find any sense in what has been happening with our unfortunate country for 30 years.

      We are the mother of power, we dream that all the same, someday everything will work out, we dream that we can again raise what is destroyed ....
      Agents of the State Department, and even old ones, of the same, Soviet sourdough in general!

      And I will criticize "power"!
      Whatever the stigma is!
      I have every right to do so, I have earned it with my 33 years of work experience, my children, built and neglected objects, my numerous "students", whom I have taught my profession over the years, many of whom have made a good career, with their honest work, for which I not ashamed!
      However, like many other honest hard workers on whom this country rests!

      I am writing constantly
      -The power (the President) will turn to us face, ask for forgiveness for "perestroika", genocide of the Soviet People, say:
      -Muzhi, excuse me, fumbled nonsense, come on, help!
      Help, do not be delayed!
      We can do a lot, I answer!

      And so, the current "power" I DO NOT BELIEVE!
      It's hard to believe having survived 30 years of "perestroika", it's hard to believe the "authorities" working as a watch, kalym at construction sites and facing people, ordinary workers, whose lives and destinies were broken by "perestroika", and the current "government" is not lagging behind.
      We believed alone, with a map of America on the forehead ...
      And what happened in the end?

      PS
      Just do not write
      -"Need to work"!
      Come to us in the North, see how people work!

      Or maybe our "Infallible" instead of "Siberian Cranes" and "yellow Kalina" work a shift in the cattle brigade, for example?
      Maybe then at least something will "reach"? (But to be honest, I doubt something)
      1. +3
        18 December 2015 15: 11
        Well, what about you, dear, everything becomes clear immediately after the "Infallible". You don't even need a memo about you.
    2. +5
      18 December 2015 15: 13
      Analyze the article, it is not about criticism, but about methods of fooling. It is actually visible who criticizes power, etc., and who braids gyrus and sows kaklizm. Intuitively I guessed something like that, the training manual systematized guesses. Father in the 60s said that America’s voice tells the truth about the situation of the people in the USSR, but 95 percent, and the rest is a well-packed lie. Wow, as the CIA instruction was well preserved, just like new.
  30. +5
    18 December 2015 13: 29
    I didn’t know that I was an agent of the State Department. After work, I’ll go to the US Consulate to demand a salary.
    1. +1
      18 December 2015 13: 38
      I didn’t know that I was an agent of the State Department. After work, I’ll go to the US Consulate to demand a salary.


      Well, they won’t give money, but NULAND can organize the distribution of cookies there.

      At the negotiations, KERRI and LAVROV ... on the left smiled a snake smile NULAND on the right shook TAFT glasses ... a company of vipers crept up.

      We walk around ABATU NULAND where are the cookies?
      1. +3
        18 December 2015 13: 50
        kapets. Theft must be tied with fast food.
        1. +2
          18 December 2015 14: 27
          Let it eat more likely to burst!
          1. 0
            18 December 2015 17: 56
            Quote: am808s
            Let it eat more likely to burst!



            Let him eat it ... Then send it to Ukraine, hand over for salting ...
      2. +1
        18 December 2015 16: 10
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        We walk around ABATU NULAND where are the cookies?
        Meatball gobbled up the liver! wassat
      3. 0
        18 December 2015 16: 10
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        We walk around ABATU NULAND where are the cookies?
        Meatball gobbled up the liver! wassat
      4. 0
        18 December 2015 23: 36
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        We walk around ABATU NULAND where are the cookies?

        ARBAT Aleksey A-R-B-A-T (such a street in Moscow)
        but I won’t tell anyone bully
  31. +1
    18 December 2015 13: 31
    And that everything is true, just like the Americans: all your evidence is garbage, all the right evidence is with us (but we will not show you)!
    “Western democracy” is an unattainable model
    - so they bring it to us.
  32. +3
    18 December 2015 13: 33
    And I liked it. It's funny and it's almost impossible to argue with the "tools-arguments"))) This manual for liberals laughing
  33. +2
    18 December 2015 13: 36
    - Was there a modernization on the ship ?!
    - Yes, it was.
    - And How?!
    - Normally, the klotik with the keel was changed. (The young lieutenant answered the question and did not give out military secrets)
  34. 0
    18 December 2015 13: 41
    The above methods of "polemics" are fair for any agent - what is "FOR the State Department", what is "against" ... Yes
  35. +5
    18 December 2015 13: 43
    Than to read such turbidity, it is better to drink and fall asleep. Too lazy even to disassemble the points. We don’t have 100% right and right, people often just make mistakes, and writing them down as agents is paranoia.
  36. +2
    18 December 2015 13: 44
    4. Compare all production in Russia with a well-chosen example from Soviet times. For example, boldly compare the numbers of new aircraft or tanks with the release of aircraft and tanks in 1942.
    Well, this point in the discussion is completely for idiots, although I agree sometimes met as a counterargument.
  37. +3
    18 December 2015 13: 47
    I love and honor my Fatherland, was born in the USSR, now I live in Russia. I’m proud of it. No commentators - trolls will convince me of this.
  38. +13
    18 December 2015 13: 49
    Belarusians quickly figured out

  39. +1
    18 December 2015 13: 53
    In the evening I will study the training manual and begin.
    Thanks for her, otherwise it was very difficult without her.
  40. +6
    18 December 2015 13: 55
    Damn, just wrote and already under the mattress flag. recourse
    1. +5
      18 December 2015 15: 24
      Quote: Grigorievich
      Damn, just wrote and already under the mattress flag.

      And by the way, there are a lot of ours!
      For example, Steve Segal, a guy who has been working illegally in a mattress for many years, under the operational nickname "Viktor Signal" (my namesake), a simple guy from Odessa was introduced even under Brezhnev.
      Here is another one asking for homeland:

      Famous Hollywood Actor Leonardo DiCaprio said that he would like to play the leader of the world proletariat Vladimir Lenin, reports the portal Planet Today with reference to an interview that he allegedly gave. According to the publication, the actor spoke about his grandmother Elena Smirnova, who was born in Perm.


      He noted that he loves Russia very much and would like to obtain Russian citizenship, writes Planet Today. DiCaprio also said that he plans to play the role of Lenin. Other details about this interview, as well as data on when and where it was given, are not reported.
  41. 0
    18 December 2015 13: 57
    Funny, instructive and, in many ways - right.
    With two hands "FOR" points number ONE and number Five.
    To the fifth, I would also add the internal enemies, first of all - the army of officials who cut down any "good" initiatives of the country's leadership in the bud.
    Well, a fresh example is 10 million rubles spent on the anniversary of the Samara mayor. Ten million for the country is a miserable one, but the person represents the state and judges of the state by its actions.
    Why can't these cattle come off-buzz without attracting attention?
  42. +7
    18 December 2015 13: 57
    The author of the article is wrong because he mixes two completely different phenomena.
    1) "Agent of the State Department", that is, a pro-American propagandist.
    2) Soviet patriot, to the limit communist.
    At the moment, both of them criticize the Russian authorities, but it would be absurd to put an equal sign between them. Moreover, there are no more hated enemies for the "agents of the State Department" than "sovoks" and "commies", they hate them with fierce hatred much more than the power of Putin.
    With Putin, America (and, accordingly, its propagandists) is actually a "family" quarrel associated with the attempt by the Russian Federation to defend its status as a regional independent power and stop NATO's movement into the post-Soviet territory.
    This does not at all interfere with joint business, the withdrawal of capital from the Russian Federation to the West, and, in general, the recognition by the leadership of the Russian Federation of the "new world order." naughty kittens.
    The Westernizers have absolute ideological, ideological, economic incompatibility with the "scoops", an absolute "millennial" enmity. ...
    The purpose of the article is clear, since there are a lot of Soviet patriots on VO (and very few "people of the State Department"), the author wanted to protect the authorities of the Russian Federation from criticism from this side, and did the simplest way - he simply dumped them into a common heap, presenting them as common enemies of the Motherland and agents of foreign powers, but this only disorients people.
    PS For example, here is the standard article of this "agent of the State Department" http://spektr.press/missiya-lech-kostmi-nischeta-i-prenebrezhenie-soboj-kak-chas
    t-kulturnogo-koda /
    The author comes from the side of "psychology".
    1. +1
      18 December 2015 15: 02
      I agree with you Odysseus completely!
      1. 0
        18 December 2015 21: 40
        Quote: Starik72
        I agree with you Odysseus completely!

        Thank you, I think the author of the article was guided by good intentions and he sincerely loves Russia. But objectively, his article only confuses people and generates quarrels between the allies. And this only plays into the hands of our enemies, real, not imaginary, "agents of the State Department."
  43. 0
    18 December 2015 13: 58
    I recently trolled at the censor of local puppies. They were banned regularly. And after the last voyage to the censor, I can’t get to the site from my working computer, while the inscription on the screen says that "We apologize, but access to the requested resource is limited." And he got colossal pleasure.
    1. 0
      18 December 2015 15: 32
      Try through the TOP
  44. 0
    18 December 2015 14: 00
    Thank you, it’s better to overtake than not.
  45. +2
    18 December 2015 14: 00
    Weak allowance. Is it to compare with the instruction of O. Bender called
    "Solemn set
    An indispensable tool for writing jubilee articles, service feuilletons, as well as ceremonial poems, odes and troparions. , playing politfant, radio, etc.
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    1. 0
      18 December 2015 14: 33
      crying crying crying crying crying

      hi beat our !!! bully wassat


      hi hi
  47. +1
    18 December 2015 14: 03
    They also use racially-correct nicknames.
    and here I’m never fallen for tongue bully
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    1. 0
      18 December 2015 14: 06
      Johnny Dapp
      1. +2
        18 December 2015 14: 09
        pah, always confusing them laughing
  49. 0
    18 December 2015 14: 10
    I read the article, read the comments. I thought of writing my own, but what the article is no longer clear about. Maybe they washed my brains?
    1. 0
      18 December 2015 14: 41
      On the first lines of this opus, not only my brains stuck together, but everything else. belay
  50. +6
    18 December 2015 14: 13
    Starting to read the article, I honestly say, I got scared, because I wrote about almost everything that was said in the first part. But when I got to "Definitions and Terms", I swear to God, I relieved my heart. I have never considered and do not believe that the country's resources, underground minerals, forests, rivers, mountains, lakes, and even swamps, can belong to private individuals. Only the state, that is, the people. So I'm not working for the State Department. But the feeling of the article remained ... I can't even say what ... Disgust, in short I want.
    1. +2
      18 December 2015 15: 41
      Quote: EvgNik
      Starting to read the article, I honestly say, I got scared, because I wrote about almost everything that was said in the first part. But when I got to the "Definitions and Terms", by God it relieved my heart.

      The same garbage was ... I thought they were writing about me! laughing He also strained specifically, he thought again patriots with sabers would start to cut to the right and to the left ... Passed! drinks
  51. +2
    18 December 2015 14: 24
    Hey comrade! Be vigilant on the site, the State Department troll is not asleep, sowing mischief in the heads of forum members, leading away from the right thoughts, distorting the essence!
  52. +4
    18 December 2015 14: 24
    In the USSR, things were much better. And Stalin pressed a bunch of agents, not only did he seal Trotsky, but he talked about Russian politics with all sorts of conspirators Ubarevichs and Tukhachevskys. The collapse in industry before industrialization was good. But they approached the war with tanks and airplanes, won it, and then created a bomb. The country was developing at a serious pace, now it would not hurt us. I am for Stalin, under him life was bad for slobs and traitors.
    1. +2
      18 December 2015 14: 30
      Here you are!
  53. -1
    18 December 2015 14: 29
    The greatest countries are the USA..Germany..China..Israel..then all the rest. In general, thanks for the article..I’m still laughing. Plin..but in the USSR they would have been thrown into a madhouse for such an article laughing
  54. +5
    18 December 2015 14: 35
    To fellow agents of the State Department, before January 2016, XNUMX, provide certificates of registration with the tax authorities of the Russian Federation. And also certificates:
    1-certificate of family composition
    2nd place of registration
    3-financial condition
    4-visiting a collective farm to harvest the harvest
    5th professional ownership of a tractor spring from Belarus with the personal signature of A.G. Lukashenko.
    6 and the remaining certificates can be obtained from the regional security service, signed by citizen Sharikov. P.P. born in 1917. laughing
  55. +5
    18 December 2015 14: 39
    One gets the impression that such articles are thrown into publication to create an atmosphere of scandal. But only a scandal is interesting to people; calm articles do not produce the same effect.
    Now the TV is on psychics, paranormal, that’s what’s debilitating on TV, that’s debilitating. And there are now a lot of such programs, which did not exist in the USSR, maybe only under Gorbachev. But there were educational programs on TV. So are we going to train fools or raise the educational level?
  56. +1
    18 December 2015 14: 46
    You can make it as visible as you like. that this is just funny, but here is an example of Overton windows. It turns out that everyone who loves and is proud of their Soviet past and Soviet history are State Department agents. He can giggle as much as he likes. but alas, today's Russia is far from the USSR. at least because the Soviet Union was a people's state.
  57. +4
    18 December 2015 14: 54
    At every opportunity, mention in a positive way the USSR and its leaders, especially I.V. Stalin.
    And, now it is no longer possible to say that I.V. Stalin, genius of all times and peoples!
  58. 0
    18 December 2015 14: 55
    “Cruel Realist”...mmmm, the style of his writing is reminiscent of a recent “article” about how, here on the site, they are attacking the “titular” nation and that here it is necessary to fight “unpatriots”. Is this “opus” by chance not the same “author” who has just changed his “pseudonym”?
  59. Riv
    0
    18 December 2015 15: 05
    OK. Consider me an agent of the State Department. But even under Brezhnev, new tank models were put into service once every ten years. Moreover, the saturation of the troops with new models immediately began. "Armat", apparently, in the coming years there will only be one company left for parades.
    And so on, according to the list.
    I'm a State Department agent. I'm proud. :)
  60. +8
    18 December 2015 15: 05
    Now four people came to me - among them one woman dressed as a man, two men armed with revolvers - and terrorized me! laughing
  61. +2
    18 December 2015 15: 18
    Just don’t call forum members agents of the State Department. I'm sure. that the majority of those collaborating with VO (I remind you of citizens of the Russian Federation) create their judgments based on media reports. I, too, I confess, often watch TV (and, most often), quite loyal to our president. Due to being busy on the Internet, I only use VO materials or resources. to which the authors of VO refer. If the media and VO reflect our life in Russia like a mirror, then from these materials it follows exactly what the author is ironizing about. One gets the impression that Russia is always haunted by failures, disasters, everything falls, that everything is bad with us, that everyone in the leadership is thieves and in general everything is hopeless. So either the mirror of the media distorts our life in Russia and, precisely, the media are agents of the State Department, or the media shows our situation truthfully and then a comparison with Soviet times suggests itself and is not in favor of our authorities. By the way, what can the Russian Federation, the USSR boast of in the field of astronautics (the world's first satellite, Gagarin, the first spacewalk, Energia), and in the Russian Federation?
  62. 0
    18 December 2015 16: 02
    Photocopy of the manual for the studio, please!
    Many people mention them... no one seems to know! It's a shame, but...
  63. +1
    18 December 2015 16: 21
    But it’s interesting that we have “infiltrators” here..? Who thinks what and who is suspected..? (I’m not opening a “witch hunt”) I’m just interested in the opinions of forum members... hi
    1. 0
      18 December 2015 16: 44
      No need to be a provocateur!
    2. +3
      18 December 2015 19: 02
      Quote: MIKHALYCHXNNX
      But it’s interesting that we have “infiltrators” here..? Who thinks what and who is suspected..? (I’m not opening a “witch hunt”) I’m just interested in the opinions of forum members...
      1. +2
        18 December 2015 20: 06
        Quote: Bayonet
        Quote: MIKHALYCHXNNX
        But it’s interesting that we have “infiltrators” here..? Who thinks what and who is suspected..? (I’m not opening a “witch hunt”) I’m just interested in the opinions of forum members...

        Well, I’ll play along with you..)))) bully
  64. +1
    18 December 2015 16: 22
    In my opinion, the author himself is a Russian-speaking agent (most likely of the Knesset): he described everything very carefully, systematically and in detail, Russians don’t like that, the mentality is not the same. (Joke)
    1. +2
      18 December 2015 16: 42
      Quote: Begemot
      In my opinion, the author himself is a Russian-speaking agent (most likely of the Knesset): he described everything very carefully, systematically and in detail, Russians don’t like that, the mentality is not the same. (Joke)

      But you’re right... It feels like everything has been written off from our forum members (I mean the patriots) Great move! bully The attack is being felt in all media and is very subtle...
      1. +2
        18 December 2015 16: 52
        And you listen and compare the subtleties of the attacks. But how they hit!
        1. +2
          18 December 2015 19: 59
          Quote: Gardener91
          And you listen and compare the subtleties of the attacks. But how they hit!

          It’s very painful...And they’re clearly picking at your soul! hi teeth grind (you can’t swear)))) And yet we are mentally stronger! drinks
  65. -2
    18 December 2015 16: 33
    The article is very correct, timely and sensible. There is a problem, you can’t cover it with your palms. Attentive forum participants can see everything for themselves. If you look at the comments on the article, this is the best confirmation of its veracity. All the same faces and the same advantages... Administration, ah!... Although I have already yelled in this forest more than once...
  66. +3
    18 December 2015 16: 38
    "Always use the saying that "statistics are one big lie"" ...

    Mmm... Today I learned the truth about myself... I am a Russian-speaking agent of the State Department...

    For one reason - I have always been of the opinion that both history and statistics are two huge liars...
    1. 0
      18 December 2015 16: 48
      History in the hands of politicians can be used as a prostitute.
  67. 0
    18 December 2015 17: 29
    That's it, now we will know the enemy by sight! laughing
  68. 0
    18 December 2015 17: 31
    This is nonsense.....in my opinion, such nonsense cannot be published on this site..
  69. +1
    18 December 2015 19: 02
    Yeah, yeah, the main thing is not to forget who usually shouts the loudest - “STOP THE THIEF”!
  70. 0
    18 December 2015 19: 47
    Russia is a country that illegally owns mineral reserves on its territory, which belong to the whole world.
    Why are the Yankees completely lost? WE, I repeat WE, don’t need someone else’s, but we won’t give up ours either. Look, you belong to the whole world....and you have nothing worth mentioning?
  71. 0
    18 December 2015 19: 57
    You are not a realist, but a provocateur. What do you need so that we remember only the bad things about the USSR? Constructive criticism is a catalyst for evolutionary processes. And a positive review of certain achievements of the Union, as well as a positive review in Russia, and a lot of good things have been done, do not dismiss as unnecessary a truthful criticism of the current state of affairs in the country.
  72. +1
    18 December 2015 20: 11
    Quote: matRoss
    Administration, ah!... Although I have already yelled in this forest more than once...

    They knocked...! Well done guys..(they chopped down a lot of ours)!
  73. 0
    18 December 2015 20: 23
    The author is not a cruel realist but a paid oligarchist.
    Comparison with the USSR is a comparison with the best or comparison with the best (everything is learned by comparison), well, we should not be equal to Angola.
  74. +1
    18 December 2015 20: 33
    All sorts of different “partners” taught us everything, but this is the first time I’ve seen this. stop
    1. +2
      18 December 2015 21: 21
      Quote: afrikanez
      All sorts of different “partners” taught us everything, but this is the first time I’ve seen this. stop

      This happens in life... hi
  75. 0
    18 December 2015 21: 18
    No matter how strange it may seem now, everything is monitored and recorded by the relevant services, and let the traitors then curse themselves, no one forced them to betray their homeland to Russia. Let the Judases not have time to escape, let them not hope, traitors are not needed in the West, and maybe it won’t work .And the answer to possible sarcasm is that I know what I’m writing about and the one who laughs last laughs best.
  76. 0
    18 December 2015 22: 21
    You can feel the hand of a seasoned keyboard soldier, seasoned in online battles.
    I don’t really know which type of enemy of Russia to classify myself as: a red-brown, a “nationalist,” an illiterate outcast, an “ordinary Don-..k,” or immediately a “State Department agent”
    I would be glad if I read it somewhere in a satirical magazine. A new star of satire is rising. Alas, the search for enemies. This is not where the author looks for enemies.
  77. 0
    18 December 2015 22: 53
    Like some others, I got scared when I started reading the manual. Then I “walked away” and calmed down. Then I remembered Lem, “fairy tales of robots,” “the diaries of John the Quiet.” Everything fell into place. I typed the points so that they would always be with me. I tried it on with friends and strangers. Yes, unfortunately, it is clear that many, if they have not become agents of the State Department, then really want to become one, they are trying. We need to keep an eye on everyone and try on a training manual for everyone. Thanks to the author, everything is clear now.
  78. -1
    18 December 2015 23: 40
    Interesting. Do I meet the definition of an agent?

    I haven’t read the article, I have my own system for determining values.
  79. +1
    19 December 2015 04: 20
    What was that? recourse
    Tolley, on the one hand, the author reveals the “methodology of information and ideological war” and calls on “not to succumb to provocations and close ranks,” and to other “critics, dissenters and dissatisfied” to shut up.
    On the other hand, it’s subtle banter at the “witch hunters”.

    After all, what happens is

    Quote: Oleg NSK
    Nda-s ... judging by the article, 99% of agents are in VO ... however, maybe it is so ...


    It turns out that it’s not 99%, but 100% - of which some percentage are actually “waging war”, and the rest according to the point:
    ...it is necessary to take several preliminary steps so that the patriots of Russia accept you as one of their own.
    1. ... Publish memories of veterans, stories from the lives of heroes, links to military-historical topics.


    And even the author of the article himself also ends up as an “agent” lol

    manual:
    2.3 ...does not provide links....... boring pedant, and “there is no need to post such huge “foot wraps” here - no one reads them anyway” (C)


    From the text of the article:
    Memo to the Russian-speaking agent of the State Department. This.
  80. 0
    19 December 2015 04: 56
    There are a lot of BukAf, and what does Joni have to do with it, there were no home-grown ones to shop for?
  81. +1
    19 December 2015 11: 25
    You won't believe it... This article (in a slightly different interpretation) is more than ten years old!!! The magazine "Hacker" provided a free translation from the American "trolling site". Everything in the article is almost verbatim (the only difference is in the numbering - it was not in the original).
  82. 0
    19 December 2015 18: 07
    Thanks to the author for Starikov’s lectures at the end of the article! Well, the text of the article itself can be considered a “load” for these lectures. In general, the article is not bad, and mostly correct, but the lectures are much more complete.