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Is Biden an agent for Putin? Oh, mom!

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Well we waited for him so! So waited! And the lanes were laid up, and the American flag was hung on the flagpole near BP, and all the guards of “Good morning” were taught to speak (who knew he would come later?) They did not even disperse the rally, which Freedom with the Party of Ordinary People organized . Immediately the goods were shown to him that it was clear to him without translation: we have democracy!


And they sat down to listen ... No, at first everything was fine and right. He said that Washington will never change its position with regard to the Crimea ... Russia must put pressure on the separatists in order to hold elections under Ukrainian legislation ... Refuse illegal elections that were held ... The Russian military must return home. The Ukrainian side of the border must be returned to Ukraine ...

BUT THEN!

“I never tell people from other countries what they should do, but you cannot find a single democracy in a world where the cancer of corruption flourishes. You cannot find any such country. ”

Oh! Is he talking about us? And something like that all stares at Yatsenyuk! Further more.

“To fight corruption, to conduct judicial reform. This is necessary in order to be able to bring to justice the perpetrators of abuses of power, and that the top officials separate their interests from the state ones. ”

And again, looking at Yatsenyuk!

“Everyone in the country should act according to the same rules. Oligarchs must pay taxes. ”

How! And for what are we galloping on Independence?

“It is important that there be autonomous, independent states that decide their own strengths, their own educational system, the government, within the framework of a unified Constitution. Constitutional reform is very important for the future of Ukraine in Europe. ”

Well, it finally! But what about our unitarity, if individual states? Decided to chew the deputies in a simplified form of the characteristics of the federal form of government? Moreover, to introduce this form of government in Ukraine in the form of amending the Constitution before the New Year ?! Separatist! Definitely!

Well, why talk about it?

“Ukraine also has its own obligations, which include the granting of amnesty to persons who have not committed serious crimes, providing for the death penalty, as well as decentralization of management in the Donbas. We told everyone that further delay is unacceptable, including elections in the Donbas. Only the full fulfillment by the parties to the conflict of their obligations will ensure a peaceful settlement of the conflict in the south-east. He added that among other things, absolutely all heavy weapons from the front line should be withdrawn, and the OSCE observers, in turn, should have access to all territories in the region.
In addition, he expressed confidence that the residents of Donbass, in the event of a referendum, would have voted to preserve the region as part of Ukraine. “When the free elections are held, I am sure that they will decide to remain part of Ukraine, that they are Ukrainians in the first place,” said Biden.

Hello! There are no Ukrainians there! There are only separatists, quilted jackets and Russian troops! What a referendum ?! They are there to referral!

“Full access to the media should be provided. Ukrainian political parties should have the right to compete in elections ... Immigrants from Donbass, who live in other parts of Ukraine, should have the right to take part in elections. ”

We prohibit the CPU here, and it’s about the right of political parties to compete! Yes, and full access to the media. After these words, Yurochka Stets, the Minister of Information Policy of Ukraine, resigned! Brought the same boy!

“Maybe you will remember about me once with a kindly quiet word,” said Biden, quoting Tzaras Shevchenko’s work “Zapovit”.

And he went out without shaking hands with Yatsenyuk. This is the only politician of the first state officials to whom Biden did not shake hands after his speech.

Oh, remember! We still remember SO! In the next world you will hiccup!

Or maybe it's all a hoax? Maybe Biden changed? Putin's agents - they are! Or translators messed up? What do you think?
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  1. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 10 December 2015 05: 24
    13
    Take it higher ... This is just an apprentice of a real Kremlin agent called "Tanned". laughing
    1. Enot-poloskun
      Enot-poloskun 10 December 2015 06: 27
      +7
      Not true! This is Obama - Putin's agent!

      Biden just drains Ukraine.
      1. Russian jacket
        Russian jacket 10 December 2015 06: 40
        +3
        Taki carefully read the clique ... And you reprimand for the disclosure of state secrets in plain text .... laughing hi
        1. Alena Frolovna
          Alena Frolovna 10 December 2015 07: 17
          +8
          Putin's agents - they are!



          "Biden come - put things in order!"

          Biden with a broom is something, but there isn’t enough scoop, but more, and also a filthy bucket to throw it all in the trash.
          A completely slop bucket, and the landfill smells and the bustle inside boils ...
          All life in a bucket ... There are no layers! Ready to send everything there ...

          Although onet, along with biden and others, is already in the trash of history.
          1. Vend
            Vend 10 December 2015 10: 01
            +1
            But a very interesting statement. USA disavows from Ukraine. They know for sure that a large half of the Ukrainian regions will vote for separation from Ukraine. That’s trickery. Part of Ukraine will flee to Europe, and most to Russia. But who will only pay debts?
            1. Egoza
              10 December 2015 10: 27
              +3
              Quote: Wend
              Part of Ukraine will flee to Europe, and most to Russia. But who will only pay debts?

              No Ukraine-no debts! What did they lend to the Odessa state? Not! so what claims? ... and so on across all regions.
              1. Vend
                Vend 10 December 2015 11: 18
                +2
                Quote: Egoza
                Quote: Wend
                Part of Ukraine will flee to Europe, and most to Russia. But who will only pay debts?

                No Ukraine-no debts! What did they lend to the Odessa state? Not! so what claims? ... and so on across all regions.

                But it would not be bad. However, the West does not like to lose money. So let someone hang a debt on someone.
      2. Angry orc
        Angry orc 10 December 2015 09: 59
        +3
        Biden had to be doused with brilliant green and put in a trash can, but Ukrainians pissed :)
  2. Alex_Rarog
    Alex_Rarog 10 December 2015 05: 25
    +7
    Ukraine, the drain has begun, the countdown has begun ....
    1. Voha_krim
      Voha_krim 10 December 2015 06: 33
      +8
      “Maybe you will remember about me once with a kindly quiet word,” said Biden, quoting Tzaras Shevchenko’s work “Zapovit”.

      Who does not know - on a hundred of ukrobaksa a portrait of Shevchenko!
    2. Voha_krim
      Voha_krim 10 December 2015 08: 31
      +6
      Oh, remember! We will still remember you!
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  3. innoker-1563
    innoker-1563 10 December 2015 05: 28
    10
    An interesting point of view! With an initiative, Elena!
    1. FiremamRescueS
      FiremamRescueS 10 December 2015 08: 15
      +3
      I agree. Good, ironic article. I have been observing Egoza for a long time in the comments and am glad that an article has now appeared in her performance.
    2. Lukich
      Lukich 10 December 2015 08: 23
      +2
      Quote: innoker-1563
      An interesting point of view! With an initiative, Elena!

      I join. congrats Len love
  4. Igor39
    Igor39 10 December 2015 05: 29
    +1
    A cold shower for the "patriots", but for Yats a cool head laughing
  5. SSR
    SSR 10 December 2015 05: 30
    +4
    Oh and wonderful things are happening! I think so one of the reasons why some of my friends from the Ruins do not get in touch is that they felt that they rode like lola, they torn the vest on themselves like lola and now they fully felt like Zuropeans. Fidget, and what is heard about the oligarchs? For example, the same callosome. And then it feels like they are waiting for the moment to start tearing apart the remains of everything else that can be torn.
    1. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 10 December 2015 06: 04
      +6
      Quote: SSR
      Oh and wonderful things are happening!

      I have the feeling that if Biden had made such a speech on the Maidan two years ago, he would have been torn into many, many little Biden! The question is, what were you fighting for? Two years they jumped for unitary Ukraine, and then Biden arrived and it turned out that he was the main separatist?!? And to separate your pocket from the state - in general, the counter-revolution!

      Everything, in figs, was mixed in the house of Oblonsky ...
    2. Egoza
      10 December 2015 09: 05
      +3
      Quote: SSR
      but what about the oligarchs? For example, the same callosome. And then it feels like they are waiting for the moment to start tearing apart the remains of everything else that can be torn.

      Kolomoisha is now busy with a court in London, where Pinchuk is demanding 2 billion from him. But Firtash has already prepared himself, reports that he has had an eap. the experts developed a plan for overcoming the economic crisis in 10 years. Here he is supported by Rabinovich, by the way, the most adequate and sober of politicians and millionaires. Well, the trouble is, Firtash will not be allowed into Ukraine, although I would not be surprised if, in response to his call to convene a "congress of industrialists," the most reasonable would rush to him over the hill to discuss the "question." And there, we'll see. What Biden said about the states will untie your hands in many ways. There will be not one state, but a LOT, and then profits will be distributed "internally." For Kiev, this is death.
      1. SSR
        SSR 10 December 2015 10: 01
        +1
        The most adequate Rabinovich is probably because all his life with humor and a surname popular in jokes about "you know who." laughing Well, with Kiev, there will be nothing so fatal, part of the profits will still be deducted to the federal budget, but some "creative" areas))) will have a tough time, although now almost everyone is in trouble.
      2. avt
        avt 10 December 2015 10: 55
        +1
        Quote: Egoza
        What Biden said about the states will untie your hands in many ways. There will be not one state, but a LOT, and then profits will be distributed "internally."

        The Yankees seated on the fourth floor of the SBU seemed to report on the campaign after Biden had the exact picture after the election - Pece failed to squeeze the local oligarchs, even appointing Saa ... Ah! what kind of man is a vuber of Odessa, in the elections he lost to Bene. So, according to the FACT, decentralization has already taken place and Baden suggests de jure fixing it so as not to tear off the forces from the war with LDNR.
        Quote: Egoza
        For Kiev, this is death.
        As a centralized state - DA. In fact, everything merges into Ruin and money is given only for war. This is some kind of offer ..... eftanasia, but with our own hands, or rather, we will allocate money to you, of course, not for nothing - in a will write down, well, we’ll buy a rope for them, but you yourself somehow ..request
  6. Rav075
    Rav075 10 December 2015 05: 31
    +2
    Well, onEgozit! This is the script for the new Ukrainian comedy film: "An auditor has come to us!" laughing
  7. Warbird # 4
    Warbird # 4 10 December 2015 05: 32
    +1
    That's right - "translation difficulties" laughing
  8. Sorokin
    Sorokin 10 December 2015 05: 32
    +2
    This is ZHZHZHZHZH for a reason. It's only the beginning.
  9. Vladimir71
    Vladimir71 10 December 2015 05: 34
    +1
    That's nice and in a good way to federalization)))
    1. avva2012
      avva2012 10 December 2015 07: 10
      +1
      And, figs to them, not federalization. I had to think right away. And, then, they first killed in the Southeast, and now that Donbass will be a state? Yes, and the process of reuniting the ancestral territories of New Russia with Russia is not yet over.
  10. aba
    aba 10 December 2015 05: 43
    +2
    Quote: Alex_Rarog
    Ukraine, the drain has begun, the countdown has begun ....

    I would like that to be so ... But who then will restrain Russia's aggression to the West? Turkey?! So she is in the south!
    1. Zoldat_A
      Zoldat_A 10 December 2015 06: 08
      +4
      Quote: aba
      But who then will restrain Russia's aggression to the West?

      Another year or two of Muslim occupation - and Europe itself will want Russia to once again reach Paris. Therefore, no one will restrain us. laughing She won’t be able to, even if she wants to. am
      1. cniza
        cniza 10 December 2015 08: 10
        +3
        Quote: Zoldat_A
        Another year or two of Muslim occupation - and Europe itself will want Russia to once again reach Paris. Therefore, no one will restrain us. laughing She won’t be able to, even if she wants to. am


        It seems they are waiting for this, though I do not know how many of them will survive with such passivity.
  11. Vasily LUZHSKY
    Vasily LUZHSKY 10 December 2015 05: 47
    0
    the united state of dill))) wassat
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 10 December 2015 06: 12
      +1
      Quote: Vasily LUZHSKY
      the united state of dill))


      USU and if you read in Russian USS.Us from laughter.
  12. B.T.V.
    B.T.V. 10 December 2015 05: 55
    +1
    "It's not a sin to laugh, really, at what seems funny ..." But, watching what is happening, I do not want to laugh at all, all this is very sad. Bernard Shaw was right when he said that the main thing is to learn how to live on earth like people. When will we start learning? !!!
  13. Zomanus
    Zomanus 10 December 2015 06: 17
    +2
    Let's see what Ukraine will do now.
    The IMF was put in a characteristic position
    to plant Ukraine deeper on loans.
    Therefore, I’m soon afraid that Ukraine will close the borders,
    because the residents are also sold / mortgaged and even each has a master.
    In short, we wait for the beginning of the 20 of December.
  14. Mountain shooter
    Mountain shooter 10 December 2015 06: 28
    +1
    Here he "inserted" them! A separatist and an enemy in general! And, I realized, it was he for his son, that he had not found shale gas. Rather, I found it, but it seems like Donbass ended up there. So the family business has started. Erdogan shot down a Russian plane for the destroyed family business, and Biden is putting all Dill on his ears! The federalization of Dill is the end of Dill as a unitary state. And in general, this is a lack of statehood now, as an active isotope (in the jargon of nuclear physicists - "stinker"). The half-life is a couple of years. You can place bets on which borders whose baronies will be cut. And there is already a queue of those wishing to RESTUTION.
    Here is a REVERSE! For this, and three billion do not mind! Which oh how the IMF will go around. I think Greece just abides in happiness. Tsipras won. Debt can not be returned? Germany in mourning.
  15. press officer
    press officer 10 December 2015 06: 39
    0
    And he bully ..... an obvious agent of Putin, said that Ruin can do everything as they have in mattress ... divide the country into states .. well, in Russian, federalization means .. belay belay belay How could he? belay crying How could he? !!! belay crying Well, they believed him so! Nightmare! crying bully
  16. dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 10 December 2015 06: 43
    0
    Some article on some quotes and emotions, a woman or something wrote .. about what. It is called "The Gypsy values ​​the move."
  17. pvv113
    pvv113 10 December 2015 06: 53
    0
    And he went out without shaking hands with Yatsenyuk

    They don’t shake hands with the dead hi
    1. rotmistr60
      rotmistr60 10 December 2015 07: 52
      +1
      They (the dead) have their hands untied before burying. Therefore, it is possible that the rabbit will have time to do more than one dirty trick.
  18. Nymp
    Nymp 10 December 2015 06: 54
    +2
    You see, he is sure that in Donbass the Ukrainians first of all, they will vote for joining the dill! They hate her! To live in the same country with Bandera who killed your relatives, to learn the history of "great ukrov" nikhai Biden himself lives like that!
  19. Neophyte
    Neophyte 10 December 2015 06: 55
    +1
    Biden completely got sick, confessing to a constant "connection" with Poroshenko, forgetting about his wife? All according to Freud, there is a hidden sexual stimulus!
  20. Ruswolf
    Ruswolf 10 December 2015 07: 08
    +2
    Ukraine! Fear Biden 007 in action!
    Yesterday we received the first report on the work done!
    Biden - Eustace! soldier
  21. chaldon
    chaldon 10 December 2015 07: 23
    +1
    Biden zhzhot! Here is an American separatist !!! Lustrate him immediately !!! In the trash can of the garden !!!
  22. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 10 December 2015 07: 55
    0
    Biden’s performance goes well with what is happening in Ukraine. He started according to Ukrainian concepts for health (about Russia, etc.), and finished for peace. Over the past few years, Ukraine has begun under gallant chants and promises, and always ended in complete failure.
  23. aszzz888
    aszzz888 10 December 2015 08: 04
    0
    I would not deceive myself about the words of Biden. Mericatos cannot be trusted. IT says one thing and does another. laughing
  24. Furious bambr
    Furious bambr 10 December 2015 08: 09
    0
    Noble grandfather trolled them - neither their assaults nor overpower. They are probably sitting at the buffet, crying, choking on empty tea and waiting for the good fairy Victoria to come with cookies and McCain, McFaul and other poppies and big macs. Even saboteurs today are caught, but they all do not go ... request
  25. Russia
    Russia 10 December 2015 08: 14
    0
    Well, "gentlemen of the independent Euroholopies" from the Maidan, prepare ... an opa for the whip, your master has run out of gingerbread ...
    Oh, and don't forget to bounce! After all, "who does not jump - that ... - well," zradnik "is shorter.
    1. Furious bambr
      Furious bambr 10 December 2015 12: 05
      -1
      On long winter nights, Joe Biden, stroking his wife on the cold wrinkled ass, no, no, and whispering in her ear: - Peter .... Not mine, but read - kissed laughing
  26. sounddoc
    sounddoc 10 December 2015 08: 38
    +1
    In short, the conclusion suggests itself: Baydenyaku on gillyaku !!!!
  27. Vladimir 1964
    Vladimir 1964 10 December 2015 08: 40
    +1
    In the morning, the article became interesting and thought about the comments. But in general, the ironic style of the author is sympathetic. hi
  28. Mikhail Krapivin
    Mikhail Krapivin 10 December 2015 08: 59
    0
    An attempt to sit with one ... sciatica in two chairs - glorious and American-pseudo-democratic good for the authorities will not end independently. Or its own policy, albeit stupid, albeit nationalistic, but its own, or American pseudo-values. Albo-albo, as the Psheks say.
  29. Yun Klob
    Yun Klob 10 December 2015 09: 08
    0
    Quote: No one
    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    some aggression
    There is no aggression in my comment. You came up with this to justify the real aggression that was directed against me. Then you contradict yourself:
    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    . Your comment from 05-38 is also a flood.
    Here you consider the comment inoker flood.
    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    the man expressed his opinion that he was interested in the point of view of Fidget, thereby offering to develop a topic for discussion.
    In this comment, you already do not consider inoker a flood comment. And how to talk to you after that?

    Damn, masters of literature, stop censoring. As in http://su0.ru/E0sQ hit.
  30. Leprekon
    Leprekon 10 December 2015 09: 11
    0
    And he went out without shaking hands with Yatsenyuk. This is the only politician from the first state officials to whom Biden did not shake hands after his speech
    He did not grant Poroshenko - the auditor, he is the auditor!

    https://youtu.be/yz1LtBBsKSM
  31. Lelek
    Lelek 10 December 2015 09: 16
    0
    (Posted by Egoza)

    Hello, Lena.
    They smiled heartily. But, to be serious, all these Biden's blah-blah - fog, flaunting on the public, and if you consider that his opuses will fall overseas, then - a kind of PR move before the elections (I don't want to snap out of the "clip" , some honey place). For the Kiev boyars, the words "overseas guest" are not obligatory, as they have fornicated and will continue to fornicate. yes
  32. iouris
    iouris 10 December 2015 10: 58
    0
    Who is whose agent, the public will never guess. All agents work at one center. Globalization, however.
  33. mamont5
    mamont5 10 December 2015 12: 18
    0
    "Or maybe this is all a hoax? Maybe Biden was replaced? Putin's agents are like that! Or the translators got it wrong? What do you think?"

    No, he is certainly not an agent. Biden just snickering, like most of today's Amer politicians. The politicians of the rest of the West are US jackals, i.e. even worse.