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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. At seven forty there will be a train, logs and Ukraina.net

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Hello my dear readers!


I confess, I have been thinking for a long time whether it is worth writing today, because there is no place even for a cockroach in your information space. Passions boil. And here I am, with my thoughts ... But since thoughts are a kind of reflection of everything that is happening with you, then, here you are ...

I look at news the tape that we are most concerned about: why Putin was late for photographing the presidents, Russian-Turkish exchanges of "courtesies", the demands of Russian truckers, etc. ... Of course, what was happening on the Russian-Turkish front eclipsed everything. Including the remains of the brains of some of our figures.



The fact that all dichlorvos dolbanutye, starting from Turchinov, began joyfully jumping from the news of the attack on the Russian bomber, everyone saw this. Well, here only two pairs of legs at once to dissolve, because there is nothing to say. So I will not.

But the fact that the second part, starting from Poroshenko, began to scream loudly that Ukraine is ready to replace Russia in the Turkish market, this will be voiced. Because he was a witness. He sat quietly and quietly went crazy. And from the volume of screams, and from the point. They say that yelling is not tossing bags. But some deputies turned purple as if these bags with cement were dragged on themselves.

It is clear that the stars were, where do without them. But they were so quickly shut up that no one really had time to say anything. For screaming another Peremoga. That's just why it is not clear.

It is difficult to say what the oravshie used. But it is also difficult to say how Ukraine can replace Russia for Turkey. Gas no. There is no oil. No coal. What else is on the list is necessary, you can not watch. We have nothing. Reality, I'm sorry.

And most importantly: you do not need to be a great cockroach of mind, just to take and count. And to understand that for every dollar that Russia paid to Turkey, there are 5 dollars that Turkey pays to Russia. And what can Ukraine offer to take the place of Russia? Apparently, only "Natashek."

And we also will not offer money that the Turks will not suffice in exchange for their products. It is clear why.

That's how we live. As in the old Jewish song "Seven Forty." With an increasing pace. That's just the essence of the text is very different.

"The train of happiness rushes,
How long will the journey last?
That no one can tell us. "

In general, it would be time. Peremoga after Peremoga, and everything goes so far. And the further, the more it seems that our train really goes downhill.

I'll tell you about one more mine, which has already been laid under our rails. And not only laid, but also undermined. Mina in the form of a tax reform project published by the Ministry of Finance that can really finish off the Ukrainian economy already completely.

What is there? In short, there will be no liberalization and reduction of the tax burden, there will be no internal and external investment, there will be no simpler life for surviving enterprises.

Telling tales about a possible future budget hole in 200 billion UAH. from the adoption of the proposed alternative law 3357, developed by the parliamentary committee Southerner and a group of experts, the law 3357 trying to bury. Also quietly and without honors.

And I can only add to the promises of the Cabinet of Ministers about the future reduction of the tax burden, that in the latest published version of the budget from 30.11.15, for some reason, its increase in 2016 by 47 billion UAH was pre-arranged! Although today we see the current budget surplus and "record" amounts of balances in the Treasury. What says inflation is not in 12% budgeted, but almost in 50%!

And at the same time, the “project of the Ministry of Finance” proposes to raise the basic tax rates, struggles with the “simplification” and spins the flywheel of inflation further. Not paying attention to the loss of budget from inefficient activities:

- losses of state enterprises in 120 billion UAH;

- losses in social funds in more than 50 billion UAH;

- loss of “administration” of VAT in 70 billion UAH (according to the ex-head of GFS Belous);

- losses from servicing a huge number (hundreds of thousands of meters only in Kiev) unnecessary for the state apparatus, DUSI, various institutions, foundations, academies, etc., of an incredible number of buildings requiring repair, heating. At the same time, they are clogged up with muddy tenants who officially pay pennies but have suspiciously long contracts! And this is only in the capital of the loss of more than 25 billion UAH.

That's how we live. The wheels are spinning, the train seems to be rushing somewhere, and somewhere ... Of course, we definitely will arrive somewhere. To native palm trees. On which all together we will get. Those who survive, of course.

Already not even sad. Just as a fact, you mark another peremog, knowing in advance that it will turn into a very zrady.

Crimea de-energized? Peremoga! So they, the Crimean, let their occupiers supply! So the occupiers will supply someone with brains still in place, they understand this very well. And they understand that we are unlikely to be cherished and cherished, as before. And winter is coming ...

Donbass blocked! Peremoga! Let die, separable klyatyh! And they do not die out. And get paid. In rubles. As if the ruble against the hryvnia is not quoted, it is better to have a ruble than not to have a hryvnia.

Aircraft shot down a Russian. Peremoga! So they, who are against the Russians, are our brother! Well, yes, came "brother" Erdogan to Poroshenko. Well, Petrusha licked him from feet to ... well, you understand. And what has changed? Erdogan many who licked. Only a few people can boast of the result.

Wild game, however, wild. We rejoice in every mote in the eye of a neighbor. And we do not notice logs in our eyes. No them. The log today on the road is not lying. And even more so in the eye. A log in the conditions of the coming winter is a very valuable thing. More substantial than some pemog will be. If for a single human person.

So much for Ukraina.net catalog. Ukraine is a catalog, but nothing else. There is no budget. No money left. No coal. Gas no. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.

But the train goes to a brighter future.
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  1. Barboskin
    Barboskin 4 December 2015 06: 50 New
    +5
    Okay, the end of the path is not visible, it is better than the light at the end of the tunnel.
    1. SANAY
      SANAY 4 December 2015 07: 31 New
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      Sarcastic little article. I liked it. The mockery is subtle, and everything is true. I even caught myself thinking that dill is a pity. What is being done? You can not spare the enemies.
      1. Telakh
        Telakh 4 December 2015 12: 07 New
        +5
        Why feel sorry for them?
        The whole worldview of dill in one phrase: "Never! Never has Ukraine lived so badly as it did under Putin."
    2. vyinemeynen
      vyinemeynen 4 December 2015 07: 56 New
      0
      There is a catalog Ukraine, but there is nothing else.

      Masterpiece hell is appointed!
    3. Samaritan
      Samaritan 4 December 2015 08: 41 New
      +3
      Slightly calmed down ...

    4. marlin1203
      marlin1203 4 December 2015 09: 54 New
      +2
      We continue to maintain a laboratory observation journal ... wink
  2. zekaze1980
    zekaze1980 4 December 2015 06: 51 New
    +3
    Good article, easy mockery and all in essence. But you should not forget about your difficulties
  3. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 4 December 2015 06: 59 New
    +8
    But the train is going in bright
    future.
  4. Ayujak
    Ayujak 4 December 2015 07: 00 New
    +3
    Well painted. I read it with interest. good
  5. inkass_98
    inkass_98 4 December 2015 07: 00 New
    +5
    Of course, we’ll come somewhere definitely. To the native palms. On which all en masse and climb.

    So there are no palm trees, in the Crimea there were, which were. We'll either have to climb the Mordor birches, or the racially correct willows, viburnum and "vyshnyky" colo garden.
  6. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 4 December 2015 07: 19 New
    +5
    There is no budget. No money. There is no coal. There is no gas. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.

    Even commenting is not necessary. With the losses given in the article (and this is only part) 265 billion gr. Ukrainian political scientists and experts on Russian TV unanimously trumpet some achievements.
    1. rotmistr60
      rotmistr60 4 December 2015 07: 43 New
      +1
      I’m wrong about something. Explain the dissent. Or in Ukraine prosperity really came. It seems like Karasev, Kovtun, Okara are secretly present at the VO during the discussion of Ukrainian problems.
      1. igordok
        igordok 4 December 2015 09: 36 New
        +4
        Quote: rotmistr60
        I’m wrong about something. Explain the dissent.

        There are several trolls on VO, most likely professional. In a sense, their "profession" is such, all patriotic articles and comments minus without comments. I have noticed many times that as soon as a cool article appears or the first comments to an article appear, minuses immediately appear. And then silence.
  7. izya top
    izya top 4 December 2015 07: 22 New
    15
    There is no budget. No money. There is no coal. There is no gas. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.
    planet banderyaka ...

    X_hol comes to the IMF and says: - Give me a loan of 1 euro until spring. In the IMF they say to him: - Good, but in the spring I will give back 2 euros. X_hol agrees. IMF: - And give your pants as collateral. H_hol obediently takes off his pants and was about to go. IMF: - Listen, it will probably be difficult for you to immediately give 2 euros in the spring, now you give 1 euro, and then in the spring another one. X_hol gives the euro and leaves. He stands like this on the street and thinks: - It seems he went to borrow money, but there is no money, there are no pants, he still has to stay.
    1. OlegLex
      OlegLex 7 December 2015 13: 44 New
      0
      He painted a very vital situation.
  8. Dr. Barmaley
    Dr. Barmaley 4 December 2015 07: 36 New
    +9
    But the train goes to a brighter future.
    1. 2s1122
      2s1122 4 December 2015 10: 39 New
      +1
      Senya will definitely fall into Europe, but people where this question will go to.
  9. Zomanus
    Zomanus 4 December 2015 07: 53 New
    +5
    Yes, everything is fine, as planned, in fact ...
    1. igordok
      igordok 4 December 2015 10: 10 New
      +2
      Nice adaptation of "Kill the Dragon". Almost any quote about the Ruin.



  10. Wolka
    Wolka 4 December 2015 08: 09 New
    +3
    yeah, Grandfather Frost, he sobering up, did elementary things begin to reach ukrpipl ...
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 4 December 2015 08: 47 New
      12
      Quote: Volka
      yeah, Grandfather Frost, he sobering up, did elementary things begin to reach ukrpipl ...

      No! There is no Santa Claus! we canceled it together with Snegurochka1 komunyaki they appear! in terms of decommunization, we eliminated them, and if anyone tries to dress up in them - a criminal article! There you are! St. Nicholas just left. Only in such a situation I’m afraid that St. Nicholas will present such a present to the whole of BP that the sky will appear from a sheepskin.
  11. CONTROL
    CONTROL 4 December 2015 08: 17 New
    +4
    ... Choo-oo-oo-oo ... So all this was said back in 2013! When Putin tried to persuade - then Yanukovych - not to go into the EU!
    You are not the first, the Ukrainians are gentlemen, God forbid, to the latter! I feel sorry for you ...
  12. parusnik
    parusnik 4 December 2015 08: 50 New
    +6
    There is no budget. No money. There is no coal. There is no gas. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.
    But the train goes to a brighter future.
    It reminds all the Tale of Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka:
    Ivanushka says:
    - Sister Alyonushka, no urine: I will get drunk from a hoof!
    - Don’t drink, brother, you’ll become a kid!
    Ivanushka did not obey and got drunk from a goat's hoof.
    He got drunk and became a kid ...
  13. Belousov
    Belousov 4 December 2015 10: 08 New
    +3
    Well, let them jump further, what is the problem? They are still going to feel sorry for them. They have already had their second election there, supported the current course, so there is nothing to spare them. Lace horses ...
    1. Suhow
      Suhow 4 December 2015 22: 06 New
      +1
      there was practically no vote, the small turnout, activists came, most of them ignored the elections ...
  14. Wolverine
    Wolverine 4 December 2015 10: 33 New
    +1
    Quote: SANAY
    Sarcastic little article. I liked it. The mockery is subtle, and everything is true. I even caught myself thinking that dill is a pity. What is being done? You can not spare the enemies.


    Our nature is so miserable and unreasonable to be sorry, but we must, as in ancient SPART, hopeless for society by the foot and the abyss. wassat
  15. Lelek
    Lelek 4 December 2015 11: 50 New
    +2
    (But the train goes to a brighter future.)

    ... Vladimir Ilyich, the rails are over, there’s no where to go next, what should I do?
    - And you, my friend - Yakov Mikhalych, tell the driver to hum more loudly, then THEY WILL THERE think that we continue to drive.

    The bright future is YES, it is already close - winter is coming, snow, frosts ....
  16. Tambov Wolf
    Tambov Wolf 4 December 2015 11: 54 New
    -3
    What to write about dill. Here its government sits the enemies of the people, destroys Russia. Soon, the remnants of state-owned companies will be sold cheaply to foreigners under the guise of combating a lack of money and covered their sovereignty with a copper basin, and even during the ongoing war. Greetings from Ulyukaev with a guarantor.
  17. shinobi
    shinobi 4 December 2015 11: 57 New
    0
    The author was overwhelmed with emotions. It is interesting when these emotions of the Ukrainian people begin to turn into concrete actions. Like Lenin, they have nothing to lose except chains.
    1. lelikas
      lelikas 4 December 2015 13: 28 New
      0
      Quote: shinobi
      The author was overwhelmed with emotions. It is interesting when these emotions of the Ukrainian people begin to turn into concrete actions. Like Lenin, they have nothing to lose except chains.

      As soon as they receive American money and cookies, otherwise the Maidan does not come out.
  18. VSkilled
    VSkilled 4 December 2015 14: 19 New
    +1
    Quote: SANAY
    Sarcastic little article. I liked it. The mockery is subtle, and everything is true. I even caught myself thinking that dill is a pity. What is being done? You can not spare the enemies.


    "Dill ...", "Enemies ..."

    A bunch of paid scoundrels have seized power and are "running the show" over 90% of normal people who suffer undeservedly.

    Why - undeservedly? And WHAT can an ordinary layman do? Go - publicly pour gasoline and burn?

    A wife, and children? Who will feed them?

    What is happening in Ukraine now is the Kremlin's miscalculations, unambiguously. It was necessary to appease the oligarchs not there with discounts on gas. It was necessary, in a targeted way, to support the right "agents of influence".

    Exactly how S_W_P did it. Moreover, the A'mers invested in the change of the regime with an absolutely ridiculous amount, against the background of the prohibitively huge expenses of Russia, which was trying to "save a good neighbor." Moreover, this money, so ineptly spent, could bring a lot of good things to Russia itself.

    Any investment, including in good neighborly relations, must be tough
    miscalculate and "insure" in the event of an enemy rigged "force majeure".

    And, simple townsfolk, the party is exceptionally affected.
    1. lelikas
      lelikas 4 December 2015 15: 46 New
      +2
      Quote: VSkilled
      Why - undeservedly? And WHAT can an ordinary layman do? Go - publicly pour gasoline and burn?
      A wife, and children? Who will feed them?

      They can also go to fight in the ATO, they can buy their own equipment - they can also rivet weapons in factories, but against the "handful" of power - they cannot ??? Somehow selectively, they have got you sick, don't you think?
      1. gladcu2
        gladcu2 4 December 2015 23: 09 New
        0
        lelikas

        What will each go on its own?

        Type of going to hunt?
      2. VSkilled
        VSkilled 4 December 2015 23: 24 New
        0
        I do not find.

        Fooled thugs voluntarily go to ATO. There was such an experience: nine children are told: now we will show you a black ball, and you will say that it is a white one. The kids agree. Then the tenth, who is not in the know, is put in to the nine, after which they show the black ball and ask, what color is it? All together say: white!

        They also ask the new boy, and he answers without hesitation: "White!"

        If you say from morning to night through all the channels that black is white and white is black, then, for anyone, your head will spin.

        We need to learn from China - how they returned Hong Kong. Investments? - You are welcome! But - only subject to the presence of the PRC state channel in the broadcast network. Not enough water? They built a conduit from mainland China. But - for certain preferences.

        Etc. It all ended with the voluntary (!) Entry of "capitalist" Hong Kong into "communist" China.

        I have no doubt that Taiwan will face the same fate, no matter how the A'mers try to interfere.

        Under a lying stone, the water does not run.

        For example, in Soviet times, I lived in Kyrgyzstan. And when I came to visit my grandmother in Kiev, I was struck that the Ukrainians in their TV shows too protruded their Ukrainian. It was already then a clear policy from above. In Kyrgyzstan, this was not then.

        I remember one elderly Urainian, having recognized his own in me, told HOW to distinguish a Ukrainian from a non-Ukrainian. It turns out that fake Ukrainians do not know how it will be in Ukrainian ... a blanket!
        ("Oldra" - for those who are interested).

        So, Ukraine was already rotting then. But this is not a reason to declare it gangrene and cut off forever. It is necessary to treat.

        Effective recipes have long been developed by grandfather Stalin. A vintage handmade tunnel from the mainland and to Sakhalin is waiting for its own, especially zealous "lads and girls".

        But this is later. In the meantime, propaganda is needed. We need free satellite dishes tuned to a single special satellite. We need specially designed gears. To get the result, you need to work.

        S_SH_P, at one time, "on cookies" - 5 (!) Lards "unfastened", and - please, the result.
    2. a housewife
      a housewife 4 December 2015 22: 12 New
      0
      So the point is not even that they cannot protest! I, too, could not have done anything in their position. But why did these stupid small Russians so willingly believe that we were to blame for their troubles ?! Why don't they remember the good? Why are they so ready to spit in our direction at the first command ?! Camels are tattered !!!
      1. gladcu2
        gladcu2 4 December 2015 23: 07 New
        0
        A housewife

        You will be surprised how rich the environment is for "spitting" in societies of developed selfishness.

        And there are many such societies.
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    4. gladcu2
      gladcu2 4 December 2015 23: 08 New
      0
      vskilled

      Well said colleague
  19. Lexa-149
    Lexa-149 4 December 2015 14: 38 New
    0
    To the author - respect and respect! good
  20. natakor1949
    natakor1949 4 December 2015 15: 22 New
    +2
    VSK ... I completely disagree with you. What does 90% normal mean? Will normal mothers or fathers jump and bless their children in a fratricidal war? Will normal kindred people be so hateful towards Russia? And in the millionth of Odessa, they did not stand a wall and did not protect their own relatives. Cowards, insignificance - there is no this nation - a rabble of forgiveness! They deserved the fruits that they themselves sowed.
    1. gladcu2
      gladcu2 4 December 2015 23: 14 New
      0
      natakor1949

      Do not be an idealist.

      When the ideology of egoism takes precedence over the ideology of social values, it is difficult to obtain unity of opinion and action.

      Only a few will go for it.
  21. AleBors
    AleBors 4 December 2015 16: 43 New
    +1
    Good article. Healthy sarcasm, but sad events. If about my attitude to what is happening there, then it is ambiguous. According to Christianity, it is a pity for the lost, blind, and fooled people. But ... they got what they deserve, so let them slurp a full spoon ...
  22. Volga Cossack
    Volga Cossack 4 December 2015 19: 04 New
    0
    well written - thanks !!!! and then already bored on Tarakash))))
  23. Bvg132
    Bvg132 4 December 2015 19: 11 New
    0
    There is no budget. No money. There is no coal. There is no gas. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.
    And December 20 is inexorably approaching !!! But there is no one who wants to respond with money to Putin’s proposal.
  24. jurikberlin
    jurikberlin 4 December 2015 22: 24 New
    0
    There is no budget. No money. There is no coal. There is no gas. But the saddest thing is that there are no brains either.

    but there is a loot for blue and yellow paint. in the summer I was driving through the slope to Kazakhstan. ipatkapat ... everything is painted yellow-blue. painted fences, walls, rubbish bins even ... tse zrada or peremoga?
  25. asp373
    asp373 5 December 2015 00: 08 New
    0
    Something today pazitiffchika somehow completely nemae. I just don’t understand one thing: after all, everything that the Maidan stood for has come true -
    bloody panda removed
    in the EU were associated
    lustration went through two types at once (regular and garbage)
    More than a dozen committees and 2 prosecutors are already fighting corruption
    even Rusnya was defeated.
    Why are they still unhappy with something? WHAT DID NOT BE ENOUGH FOR THEM?